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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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我不再兜售万灵丹
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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《阿库师料理秀》
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-太好吃了
-库斯提 听说今天你生日
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我弄到你妈的犹太汤圆食谱
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喂 我不在节目中谈犹太东东的
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（外语）
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快播卡通
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库斯提以自己的血统为耻好悲哀哦
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玛琦 又出包了
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长大后你要改什么名？
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-露易丝桑柏恩
-史提夫班奈特
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它们打架 它们互咬
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互咬 打架 互咬…
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《痒痒鼠与抓抓猫》
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《头昏昏脑钝钝》
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好死气沉沉的一集哦
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放心 他们在铺哽
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小朋友 对毒品说不
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完
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我都能变出更棒的卡通
从我的…
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嘿 很棒的卡通吧 小朋友
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跟30年代被禁播的
没品味痒痒鼠卡通…
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一样难看
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编剧应引以为耻
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-卡通有编剧哦？
-算是吧
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对啊 你跟我
都能写出更棒的卡通了
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自己写卡通剧本？
巴特 你想法跟我一样吗？
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可能不一样
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趴在雪地里 数到60
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圣诞快乐 呆头们
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北极
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第三次通知？最后通知？
有人要来了？
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这是什么？
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我们高中同学会的邀请函
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哦 好奇怪 他们没寄给你
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完了 霍默
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你得跟她说过去的可怕秘密了
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玛琦 我吃了你买的浴室高档香皂
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老天啊
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不对 另一个秘密
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玛琦 我高中根本没毕业
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那还是无法说明你为何吃我的香皂
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等等 也许可以
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-我的补救科学课一直不及格
-你还成了核电厂技师？
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玛琦…“外语”
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-你说什么？
-不知道 我的拉丁文也不及格
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写卡通剧本致富指南
约翰斯瓦兹韦德着
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书上说我们要先设定故事背景
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好 故事背景…
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故事背景…
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-理发店如何？
-棒喔
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抓抓猫要剪头发
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理发师痒痒鼠…
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用剃刀割下抓抓猫的头
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太好猜了 依我看 换掉洗发精
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痒痒鼠在抓抓猫头上倒满烤肉酱
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打开一大盒食肉蚁
接下来想也知道
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这节目好烂
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完成
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再写上我们的名字就好
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好 先写我的
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-休想
-好吧 为决定排名序
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我提议绕着地球赛跑
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明天中午伦敦莱斯特广场见
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英女王会亲自挥下格子旗
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摆平这问题只有一种合理方法
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剪刀石头布
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-可怜的好猜巴特 老出石头
-好棒棒老石头 天下无敌
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-石头
-布
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痒痒鼠与抓抓猫国际
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这叫剧本？
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就算我吐在钢笔里
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把它寄去猴子之家
都能拿到更好的剧本
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-但 老板 在哈佛…
-哦 哈佛把你教得真好
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滚啦 书呆
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你应该主修免被开除学
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老板 莉萨和巴特辛普森寄来了剧本
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好…
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亲爱的迈尔斯先生
我们兄妹爱看你的节目
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你应感到自豪 各地的小朋友们…
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嘿 书呆
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唱《美哉哈佛》来听听
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美哉 哈佛 我…
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你的态度和耶鲁仔一样粗野
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这样机智反呛就对了
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巴特 他们退回了我们的剧本
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我们可能不是编剧的料吧
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也许他没把我们当回事
是因为我们是小孩
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放个大人名上去吧
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爷爷如何？他蛮胡涂的
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他让那些人用他支票薄一整年耶
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春田养老城堡
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我看你们的杂志
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没看到一张老脸跟无牙笑颜
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羞羞脸
《现代圣经杂志》变态们收
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爷爷 我们想知道你的名字
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-你们要帮我刻墓碑了
-没啦 只是好奇
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好吧 我想想 名字…
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只要我胡涂了 就查看小裤裤
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上有所有重要问题的答案
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叫我埃布尔罕辛普森吧
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爷爷 你怎么脱下小裤裤的？
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长裤都没脱掉？
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不知耶
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《好恐怖小小理发店》
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编剧埃布尔罕辛普森
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-干嘛？
-老板 你锁了我办公室
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-我想拿回哈佛马克杯
-闭嘴
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罗杰迈尔斯
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萝丝 帮我联络埃布尔罕辛普森
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电话 辛普森
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-喂？
-请问是埃布尔罕辛普森吗？
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写了《痒痒鼠与抓抓猫》
卡通剧本那个？
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痒痒鼠什么鬼？
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你一定是疯子
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抱歉 但这儿有张高额支票
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要给埃布尔罕辛普森先生的
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没错 是我没错
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春田高中1974班
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我的高中毕业纪念册
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霍默辛普森
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俊美小恶魔
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我居然整个吞下了
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活动 零 体育奖 零
荣誉 零
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好多回忆啊
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该去参加同学会了
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再见到老同学真好
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波西 雷夫马尔夫 方西
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他们是《欢乐时光》的虚构人物
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没喔 不完全是欢乐时光
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像萍琪图斯卡德洛撞毁摩托车那次
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还有我玩牌输光所有钱那回
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我爸汤姆鲍斯利只能去讨回来
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1974班 嘿…让开
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你好 唐达林格校长
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哦 玛琦布维尔 见到你真好
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抱歉 先生
今晚街友不能睡在体育馆里
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但我们会在后门外放些食物屑屑
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原来是你啊 辛普森
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回顾一下 1974
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看 班上开心果巴比明迪奇
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我不是骗子
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-理察尼克松
-我知道
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欢迎 1974班
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老天 我的旧男友阿兹齐夫
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你好 玛琦 听说没？我超有钱
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嫉妒吗？
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你一定愿意倾尽家产
跟我老婆共度一夜吧
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我愿意
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霍默
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老兄 我是戴夫 开门
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戴夫不在这 老兄
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好 继续下去
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那家伙太嗨了
根本不知那是戴夫
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-霍默…
-霍默不在这啦
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好极了 进行最棒的一段节目吧
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艾德苏利文
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首先颁发的是变胖最多奖
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-霍默辛普森
-我的天
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你怎么办到的 霍默？
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我在早餐和早午餐中间多吃一餐
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现在颁发的是臭味改善最多奖
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-霍默辛普森
-帅啦
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变胖最多奖
掉发最多奖 薪资最低奖
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还有家住得最近奖得主是…
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哦 吃屁吧你
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霍默辛普森
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我能说什么？
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保持一成不变并不容易
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74那一班
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我刚浏览了你们的永久记录
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发现令人震惊的事
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霍默辛普森的补救科学课没过
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所以高中根本没毕业
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很抱歉 辛普森
我要收回所有奖项
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我是霍华德科“臭”赛尔
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霍默辛普森是个笨蛋
你怎么想 JJ？
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劲爆啦
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没毕业？你也太低级了吧
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-巴尼 你的腹带呢？
-掉进马桶里了
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玛琦 我是有自尊的
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我要去上夜校 拿到我的高中文凭
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夺回我的臭味改善最多奖
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你是个喜剧编剧？
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-天哪 你好老
-我要我的支票
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你是编剧无误
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好 拿去吧 辛普森
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-我还要另一张
-你真好笑
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你想要全职工作吗？
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-先给你周薪800如何？
-我胸痛
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好了 米虫们
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我要你们看看好编剧长怎样
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他叫埃布尔罕辛普森 他很有料
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那是在臭屁名校学不到的
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人生经历
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其实我写过我的人生经历论文…
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闭嘴
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埃布尔 说说你的传奇一生
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我在小红莓筒仓当了40年夜班警卫
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哇
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这贴布会定时释出尼古丁进我体内
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排解我的烟瘾
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快播卡通
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《痒痒鼠与抓抓猫》
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-巴特 我们写的卡通播出了
-棒啦 大声点
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风化是缓慢稳定进行的过程
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这节目好烂
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痒痒鼠先生助理 迪卡贝利
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它们打架 它们互咬…
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抓抓猫先生助理 杰奎琳亚金斯
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互咬 打架 互咬…
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《痒痒鼠与抓抓猫》演完了
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订阅这集卡通 寄2毛5来电视台
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痒痒鼠与抓抓猫制作公司
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巴特 莉萨 我有话跟你们说
我没很自豪
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爸 不管你想说什么
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你会永远拥有我的爱与尊敬
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我高中没毕业
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你好 儿子
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我下班回家 顺道过来看看
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你有工作？
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他们付我周薪800
去跟猫和老鼠说该做什么
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原来
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爸 我们可和爷爷单独谈谈吗？
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好 但万一他激动起来
就把他引去地下室
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我们就把你的名字写上剧本寄出去
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难道你都没想过你什么都没做
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为什么能领支票吗？
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我原想是因为民主党又执政了啊
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爷爷 我们可帮你写剧本
稿费三人平分
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我不知道 我睡一觉想想
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爷爷…
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干嘛叫醒我 我在做美梦耶
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我梦到我是西部女王
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吊袜带里藏了把六发式左轮手枪
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-我们讲好了吗？
-好…
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男孩们 住手
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你们都可以娶我
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你们想不想参观片场啊？
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-埃布尔 你来不来？
-有楼梯吗？
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-就一段
-你疯了
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动画大楼
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哇 制作那么多卡通一定很花钱吧
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我们会到处抠钱
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有时为了省钱
动画师会重复使用相同背景
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一而再 再而三用下去
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成人教育中心
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欢迎来上补救科学课
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我太太刚过世不久
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我想教书能排解寂寞
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-这题会考吗？
-不会
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死了老婆
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梅尔 再送个尼古丁贴布来
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我的屁股蛋应该还有地方贴
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现在再来看一集好好看的
《痒痒鼠与抓抓猫》卡通吧
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编剧埃布尔罕辛普森
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耶
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《商场惊魂记》
埃布尔罕辛普森编剧
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上好皮草
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商场
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皮草是谋杀 别穿皮草
抵制皮草 抢救动物
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现在我要点火烧甜甜圈
让你们知道它有多少卡路里
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不要
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蓝火显示这是超甜的甜甜圈
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没发生这种事…
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亲爱的总统先生
现在的州数太多了哦
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请去掉三州 我没有疯
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-好消息 埃布尔
-你谁啊？
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不…你入围奖项了
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你太优秀 我把其他编剧都炒了
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从现在起 整间公司的命运
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都掌握在你美妙的脑袋瓜里了
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惨了 我们毁了 我完全是诈欺犯
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抱歉 有听没有懂 我要走了
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期末考就在今晚
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好 考卷在此 50题的是非题
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-是
-霍默 我是指考题类型
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-是
-听着 霍默
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考下去 你会没事的
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非
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好了 大脑
你不喜欢我 我不喜欢你
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把试考好 让我回去啤酒宰了你
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成交
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感谢你们颁奖给我
我要把它献给这伟大国家
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让一个曾在西奥多罗斯福国家公园
拍照的人
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-能赢得你信任
-喂 爷爷 该去领奖了
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打去伴游服务公司叫女孩来没？
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他们说他们的保险无法给付你
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真是美中不“猪”啊
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春田市民中心
年度最佳卡通奖
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周六将关闭以除蟑
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现在颁发的是卡通最佳编剧奖
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颁奖人是小丑库斯提
和布鲁克雪德丝
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哦 好棒棒
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《蓝色珊瑚礁》的大明星
搭配我这蓝发呆呆
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什么…写得太烂了
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卡通具有让我们有哭又笑的魔力
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你同意吗 库斯提？
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第一 我是绿发 不是蓝发
我一点都不想配合演出…
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至少可以脱掉这束腹了
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哦 爽啊
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卡通最佳编剧入围的有…
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《阿卡姆大师史壮达》
之《婚礼风波》
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《动作公仔侠》
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之《怎么拗到动作公仔侠》
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拜托 妈咪 人家想要么
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《莱恩与史丁比》之首播特辑
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还没剪辑完成
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最后一位 《痒痒鼠与抓抓猫》
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之《好恐怖小小理发店》
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帮我折手指祈祷
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冬天一定会很痛
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得奖的是…
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《痒痒鼠与抓抓猫》
埃布尔罕辛普森编剧
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棒啦 爷爷
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刚才是我第一次看
《痒痒鼠与抓抓猫》
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我一点都不爱看
好恶心又好暴力
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我觉得你们都好可鄙 羞羞脸
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-他对 我们在浪费生命
-去他的卡通
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我要去追梦了
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我要写出活泼机器人的情境剧
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小朋友 这是你们应得的 走吧
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好像没人喜欢真相哦 爷爷
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-对啊
-我以后都不看颁奖典礼了
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除非令人愉悦的
比利克里斯托有参与其中
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-玛琦 我过了
-你好棒 霍默
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在下场高中同学会
我没什么好丢脸的了
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1974班 50年同学会
春田市 2024
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你好 唐达格林
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辛普森 你头上那是通马桶的吗？
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《奈德法兰德斯冒险记》
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母鸡爱公鸡 母鹅爱公鹅
大家都爱奈德法兰德斯
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我不爱
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重要的人都爱奈德法兰德斯
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奈德法兰德斯之《爱上帝》
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你们不要闹了 该上教堂了
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我们今天不上教堂了
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-什么？给我个好理由
-今天是周六
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好得不得了
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母鸡爱公鸡 母鹅爱公鹅
大家都爱奈德法兰德斯
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字幕翻译：侯敏生