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辛普森家庭

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（歡迎蒞臨春田核電廠）

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（春田小學）

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（我沒有外交豁免權）

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（注意安全）

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（《媽媽雜誌》、小丑庫斯提麥片）

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《難以置信的神發明》

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從前只靠想像才能擁有的產品

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“水上微波爐”

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我的可麗餅好了

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“狗狗看門人”

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晚安，雷斯

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和行動吊燈

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車用水晶大吊燈

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全部都在《難以置信的神發明》

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哈囉，大家好

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我是特洛伊麥克盧爾

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我演過《呼叫變態狂》

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跟《總統脖子失蹤記》

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但現在我要向你們介紹
一項好棒棒的新發明

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從前我們只能這樣擠柳橙汁

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難道還有其他妙方？

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現在不同了，都要感謝好神果汁機

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快來見見發明者尼克里維埃拉醫生

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哈囉，特洛伊，嗨，大家好

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嗨，尼克醫生

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特洛伊，想喝杯柳橙汁嗎？

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超想，但我們是不是必須
付出超貴的雜貨店零售價…

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去買農人吐了口水的東東？

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不用了

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都要感謝全新好神果汁機

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醫生，你確定有開嗎？

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我什麼都沒聽見

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它是超靜音的

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一大袋柳橙就擠出這一小滴？

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沒錯，現在訂購…

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你還會獲贈“擦了就跑”

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也是種瀉藥的防曬乳

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我要弄到果汁機，喝到果汁，減肥

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不再接個電話就胸痛

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（日本大阪）

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（荷馬辛普森
美國春田市長青街742號）

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（好神果汁機）

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拜託不要跟主管說我感冒了

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我都強忍骨盆碎裂劇痛工作三個月了

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哦，我的好神果汁機不會送來了

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（六到八星期後）

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爸，這是剛送來的

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老媽，給我個超特別抱抱

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我要送妳全新果汁機

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老天

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流感病毒竄進我的七孔了

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生日快樂

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生日快樂

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什麼？

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（大阪流感）

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可怕的大阪流感重擊春田市
據報已出現300個病例

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現在把現場交給在空中的人粒魚

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401號公路一直繞啊繞的

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繞啊繞的…

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小心12街和主街路口

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因為我要吐了

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好了，太陽公公

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給我好料吧

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華氏98.6度，你沒事

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動作快，不然校車要開走了

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妳最好再量一次看看哦

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長官，我們一直接獲放水
讓病毒贏的命令

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今天一定是上學日，放鬆戒備

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讚啦

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來製造膿疱吧

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《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓之親愛的病毒》

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（今日特餐，扁桃腺切除術）

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（春田市市長，極度貪腐）

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現在市長將發表緊急聲明

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春田市民眾，因為疫情嚴重

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我已取消巴拿馬群島度假之旅

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我絕不棄城而去…

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嘿，你

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把鋼鼓從市長室弄出去

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不好意思啦

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史密瑟斯，疫情嚇不倒我的

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我早為自己興建了無菌室

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任何微生物都無法進出

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你是什麼鬼？

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不要慌，編個好故事出來

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我名叫伯恩斯先生

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（華頭醫生診所）

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我們要仙丹…

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唯一的仙丹就是躺床休息

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不管我開什麼藥都只是安慰劑

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安慰劑要去哪弄來？

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說不定就在這台貨車裡

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（危險，殺人蜂）

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我好了，好痛才對

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爸，泰德在說方言

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但願是，洛德
我為他禱告多日，但我…

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恐怕他只是發高燒在囈語

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哦，小奈奈，上帝為何遺棄我們？

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我想不出我們做錯了什麼才會…

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哦，不會吧

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嘿，佩姬，妳顧家得再用心點

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這植物好無力軟趴趴的

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也許放臥房，它會更適應的，艾爾

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哦，電視台廣告是真的

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看福斯會慘遭永世詛咒

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媽，再送杯柳橙汁給我好嗎？

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再給我摩登原始人嚼式嗎啡好嗎？

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沒那種東東

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美枝，那小子在浪費寶貴時間

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快來幫我轉台跟拍拍頭

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-等一下
-但人家會錯過《活寶警長》啦

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幫我拿瓶波本來

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爺爺，你明知下午3點後就不能喝了

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妳可以摻在我的食物泥裡

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怎樣都好，快給我…

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媽，我還要喝柳橙汁

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摩登原始人嚼式嗎啡

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-人家會錯過《活寶警長》啦
-媽，我還要喝柳橙汁

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摩登原始人嚼式嗎啡

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人家會錯過《活寶警長》啦

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-柳橙汁
-嗎啡

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-活寶
-柳橙汁

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-嗎啡
-活寶

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請給我一瓶阿斯匹靈

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一瓶24.95

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24.95？

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我已經降價了

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因為有個逃出來的神經病
弄壞了這瓶

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天哪，感應警鈴一定壞了

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請往妳左邊站一點

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八英尺，六…

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哦，阿三
去幫辛普森太太整理袋子

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順便弄一下…

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辛普森太太，妳沒付錢買這瓶…

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你家便利商店上校肯塔基波本

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不，我…

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好像沒有吧

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好，高舉雙手走出來

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兩杯咖啡

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跟汽車芳香片等於“摩羯座”

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跟加了椰子的什麼

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（我不敢相信這是律師事務所）

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美枝，妳來對地方了

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聘我當妳律師
還能獲贈這隻抽菸小猴

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少抽一點哦，小煙槍

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-赫茲先生…
-看，他又要吐菸了

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赫茲先生，這是誤會一場

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我不是故意拿走什麼的

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放心，辛普森太太，我…

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我們抽到史奈德法官

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那是壞事嗎？

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他對我有點不滿

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-自從我算是輾過他的狗後
-真的？

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“算是”兩個字換成“一再”

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“狗”換成“兒子”

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美枝，我會去跟阿普談
相信他會講理的

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阿普

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我要你對我老婆撤告

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恕我直言，我們要整爆那賤女

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拜託，我是你的最佳客人耶

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對不起，辛普森先生
但這是你家便利商店店規

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母公司諾迪恩防禦動力
也是這麼規定的

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無所不用其極用法律告死三隻手

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（市長）

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保密一下

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美枝辛普森當三隻手被捕了

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大家把話從此時此地傳出去

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美枝辛普森是三隻手

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嘿

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其他消息，《亂世浮生》裡的小妞

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其實是個大男人

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吼，那部電影有夠好看的

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去年聖誕節
美枝幫我們做了薑餅人

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餅裡有根頭髮

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我跟你們說美枝辛普森的小祕密

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她有蹼狀趾

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-好噁
-哦，拜託

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美枝，放心好了

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大家都跟執法單位有過節

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你是艾德法蘭德斯嗎？

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不是，奈德法蘭德斯

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不好意思

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（奈德）

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現在就不會有那種問題了

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恕我失陪，我想去洗把臉

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我會盯好她

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洗好手，走出去

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陪審團的女士先生們
這兩個誰比較迷人？

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阿湯哥還是梅爾吉布遜？

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這是在搞什麼？

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庭上，我超有自信
美枝辛普森會被判有罪

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我都能浪費法庭時間來評比大帥哥了

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-他會打贏的
-赫茲先生

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請問，蘭教太太

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能否跟我們談談美枝辛普森？

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身為牧師娘的我

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常密獲許多敏感資訊

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我說了哦，美枝老公賺得不多

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家裡一團亂，坦白說，她應該有…

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請以文字記錄下來

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證人做出了喝酒的動作

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如果停在138格，會清楚看到…

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有一大篷高聳藍髮突出圍籬

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阿普，辛普森太太說她忘了…

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自己夾帶了那瓶好好喝的波本

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最黃金的黃金美液

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好誘人

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你說什麼？你要我喝了你

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但我在開庭耶

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失陪一下

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喂，大衛，我快忍不住了

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《克羅斯比、史提爾斯與納許》

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一天一天挺過去，記住我愛你

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我也愛你，兄弟

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納哈薩皮馬佩蒂隆先生
希望這是你的真名

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你可曾忘了什麼？

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不曾

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我還會背圓周率到小數點後四萬個數

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最後那個數字是一

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派…

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如果從不曾忘了什麼，請問…

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我繫著什麼顏色的領帶？

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你繫著紅白相間俱樂部領帶

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打著半溫莎結

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哦，是嗎？…

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你真那麼想？

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如果你是那麼想的

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我有話跟你說

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有點驚嚇，害你失去可信度

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我要說的話如下

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我根本沒繫領帶

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但如果我記錯了
也許辛普森太太的事也記錯了

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我問完了

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小朋友，我有很扯的預感
你們的媽不會去坐牢

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你簡直是大律師丹諾再世

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他是《掃蕩三人組》裡那個黑人嗎？

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赫茲先生，等我長大
我想成為你這樣的律師

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你不錯，孩子

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美國就是需要更多的律師

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你能想像沒律師的世界嗎？

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因此，陪審團的女士先生們

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我講完了

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赫茲先生，你知道你光屁屁吧？

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什麼？

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00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,530
我提議判壞壞法庭東東

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00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,073
你是指無效審判嗎？

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對，難怪你會是法官
我只是哈啦法律的人

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-律師
-對

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主席會把判決書傳給書記

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判決居然寫在酒巾上

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它還是寫“有罪”

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還有錯別字

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請陪審團主席宣讀判決好嗎？

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00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,056
我們判被告有罪

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美枝辛普森，我判妳服刑30天

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下一案，全國教會理事會
控告萊諾赫茲案

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對厚，那件事

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妳還是我的偶像，媽

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媽在坐牢，你們要聽話哦

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安啦，媽，我會劫妳出來的

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只要我弄到小禮服和鐵橇

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霸子娜，遇見妳之前

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我是獄政體系最孤寂的典獄長

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好清新

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我昏了

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我會沒事，親愛的

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美枝，我會好想妳，不只想愛愛

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還有妳燒的好菜

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除污滅垢的神技

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但我最想念的會是…
妳讓我覺得自己有多好命

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每天早上我都這麼想

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我也會好想你，荷馬

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她被關進去，我們店就安了

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（你家便利商店）

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我要載這東東去墨西哥

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（墨西哥市，謝爾比維爾）

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（春田女子監獄）

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（專關女子的監獄）

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敲敲門

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我是美枝辛普森，妳的新獄友

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00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,321
我叫十字姐

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他們這麼叫我
是因為我宰掉老公的凶器

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00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,491
是一把十字型螺絲起子

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00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,789
有廚師做飯給妳吃真好

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00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,042
妳老公沒做過飯給妳吃？

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00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,085
就一次

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00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,676
荷馬，這條魚還活跳跳耶

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美枝，拜託，龍蝦都快夾爆我了

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00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,937
我的天哪

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00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,814
那是刺青阿妮

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00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,486
我會嫁的是哪種渣男？

293
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,279
我看不懂

294
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,823
那就像那些《瘋狂雜誌》的摺頁

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00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,993
（別想太多）

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00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,453
了不起

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00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:03,457
小朋友，你們的媽不在家
我完全不想洗杯碗盤

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00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:06,710
從現在起，直接對水龍頭喝水
對牛奶瓶喝牛奶

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00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,379
站在水槽或馬桶旁吃東西

300
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,714
誰要幫奶嘴換尿片？

301
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,133
我們要讓她在後院自由狂奔

302
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,968
大自然會搞定一切的

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00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:18,055
不好意思，但只要我們平分家務

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00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,973
定能保持整潔的

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00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,770
（十分鐘後）

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00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,900
爸，我們沒乾淨衣服穿了

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00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,237
看來我好像永遠穿著這件紅洋裝

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00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,655
上閣樓去

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00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,573
那裡有一整箱的服飾

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00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,288
讚啦，起司通心粉

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00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,374
-你帶什麼便當，霸子？
-一包糖

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00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,209
抹了花生醬的撲克牌

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00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,463
妳媽是囚鳥

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00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,175
-你媽也是
-對喔，來玩吧

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00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,970
（探監日）

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00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,558
媽，我好想妳哦

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00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,144
寶貝，我也好想你

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00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,313
荷馬，那是舊萬聖節扮裝服嗎？

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00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:11,692
不是

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00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,944
家裡一切都好嗎？

321
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,696
我們想把鱷魚從馬桶沖下去

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00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,990
但牠卡在半路，現在只好養牠了

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00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:21,076
你一定很想咬我一塊肉吧

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00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,619
你休想啦

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00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:23,996
看到沒？

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00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,374
嘿

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00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,168
好討厭

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00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,961
（夫妻探監車屋）

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00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,796
（這台車在車震，不要來敲敲門）

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00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,049
蜜糖，我不知你現在什麼感覺

331
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,302
我不想猴急什麼的

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00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,597
我們可以十指緊扣坐著純聊天

333
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,562
（美化公園，烘焙品義賣會）

334
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,857
有那種超好吃的棉花糖方塊嗎？

335
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,942
抱歉，從前那是美枝辛普森做的

336
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,444
哦，可惡

337
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,407
還少15塊錢

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00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:04,411
就是少了美枝辛普森的
棉花糖方塊能募到的金額

339
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,663
我們還買得起林肯雕像嗎？

340
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,333
買不起，只能買便宜貨了

341
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,337
請看我們的第39任總統…

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00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,297
-吉米卡特
-吼 ，拜託

343
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,548
（不適到永遠）

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00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,717
他是史上最怪的怪物

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00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,601
（春田電器行）

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00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,735
放狗

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00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,695
牠們看起來好憤怒

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00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,198
對，我餓牠們、逗牠們

349
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,532
唱歌走音

350
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,788
天啊，不要…狗狗乖

351
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,708
有美枝辛普森在
就不會發生這些事了

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00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,965
再見，美枝，我會想妳的

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00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,008
希望妳覓得良人

354
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:03,387
男人都超渣，但我有個新對象

355
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,554
我覺得他不一樣

356
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:10,852
他說他叫荷馬，在核電廠工作

357
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,607
我們得在媽回家前，把家清乾淨

358
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,527
沒問題啦，全掃進地毯下就好

359
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:26,910
嘿，小心

360
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,166
（歡迎回來，美枝）

361
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,503
真是沒想到啊

362
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,505
我們不該放妳走的

363
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,967
從現在起，我要善用八卦能力做好事

364
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,303
為美枝辛普森歡呼三聲

365
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,096
美枝萬歲

366
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,558
美枝萬歲…

367
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,894
美枝，我們為妳準備了特別禮物

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00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,442
好美麗哦