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辛普森一家
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欢迎莅临春田核电厂
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春田小学
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我永远不可能得到艾美奖
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注意安全
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《妈妈杂志》 小丑库斯提麦片
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营业中
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书店
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不
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第二镜
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第三镜
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春田交换市集
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人类蟑螂吃着彼此的垃圾维生
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这里唯一买不到的就是自尊
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欢迎各位来到春田交换市集
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我是一名交换市集赞助者
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我需要喝一杯 冲个澡
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老莫的手工艺品
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蛤蜊壳通通手绘成
露西·鲍尔的样子啊
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蛤蜊露西人人爱啊
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噢 慕尼先生
我一定要见见鲍勃·康宁斯
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小葳
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免费交换卡
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好耶 免费交换卡耶
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哇 是亚利马太的约瑟
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公元46年招募了26名新信徒
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哇 是一张玛士撒拉入门卡耶
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你们没想到学习宗教知识
也可以这么有趣吧
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-宗教
-学习
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-我们快溜吧
-喂
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一个1958年的正版马里布·史戴西
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对 当年下架是因为
那娃娃把一个小孩的双眼戳瞎了
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天啊
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囚犯24601
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老天 这东西我在越共劳改中心
戴了两年
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没想到会再看到这东西
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还戴得下
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世界真是小 对吧
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没错 真的很小
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一个5美分
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通通5美分
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垃圾
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《动作漫画》
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垃圾
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飞机都印反了
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史特拉到底什么鬼啊
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你的青少年孩子会觉得
这条许愿骨项链超酷的
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我不觉得我的孩子有那么笨
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唱片1美元
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“神奇超棒的库斯提”
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-这是什么
-麦文与松鼠合唱团
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跟60年代初期啮齿类侵略事件有关
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在他的帽上插根羽毛
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然后说他一头毛
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麦文
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巴特 看
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是老爸耶
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“锐利初登场”
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爸 你什么时候录过唱片啊
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没想到你竟然不记得了 儿子
不过八年前的事啊
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老爸 我电视看那么多
我连八分钟前发生的事
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都记不得
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不 我真的不记得
这问题很严重耶
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我们在笑什么啊
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谁在乎呢
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反正啊 一切都要从
1985年那神奇的夏天说起
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一个日渐老成的乔·皮斯柯波
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离开周六夜现场节目
准备进军好莱坞
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人民航空公司让那一世代的乡巴佬
都可以坐飞机了
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老莫小酒馆 春田 1985年
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那时我是理发店四重奏的一员
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-你好
-你好
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-你好
-你好
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你好 我的宝贝
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你好 我的亲亲
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你好 我的拉格泰姆美女
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每天下午在老莫那 维古姆警长
斯金纳校长 阿普跟我
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会一起合唱演出
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听众反应超热情的
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棒啊
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之后你就孤伶伶的一个人
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理发店
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那从06之后就不红了啦 呆子
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巴特 我之前怎么跟你说的
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讲话别像个老1890年代采矿的
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反正呢 当时摇滚界没什么惊奇新星
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《疼痛而破碎的心》这首歌
要等七年后才会出现
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中间总得有什么歌好听吧
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这个什么就是理发店四重奏
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上面那是我儿子耶
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哪个 快秃头的胖子
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不是 是那个印度人
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春田州立监狱
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看我命中那警察的两眼正中央
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等这首歌唱完再说
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今天 我们跟上帝是好朋友嘛
还有锐利乐队
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叮叮
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牧师 这不是圣歌啊
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奈德 停车场里有个汽油渍
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-看起来就像圣巴拿巴
-我的天啊
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去你家便利商店超省的啊
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霍默 我是表演经纪人
我想当你们的公关经纪人
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奈吉尔经纪公司 帮你大红大紫
发大财 挡酸民
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-真的吗
-真的啊 你们会红的
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除了那个警察之外
该死 他太乡巴佬了
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-你们得把他换掉
-这我来搞定就好
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我们要去哪 我们要去哪
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去吧 兄弟 你自由了
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不 不要啊
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不
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西摩尔·斯金纳校长
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阿普·纳哈萨皮马佩蒂隆
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你这名字广告牌写不下啦
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从现在起 你就叫阿普·德玛薛
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这大大侮辱了我的祖先跟神明
但没关系啦
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隔天我们开始甄选
递补维古姆警长的人
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王老先生有块地
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伊呀伊呀呦
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农场上他有只鸡
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是我见过最辣的鸡
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这边扭一扭 那边扭一扭
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-下台啦
-我想啊 但没我下不去
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下一位
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主题曲啊
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夏日奇恋的主题曲
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夏日奇恋的主题曲
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主题曲啊
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夏日奇恋的主题曲
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就是那主题曲啊
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下一位
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老天爷啊
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杜立德医师就是维古姆警长啊
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迅速逃离现场
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每个来海选的都超恐怖
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后来…
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远在启拉尼
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好多年以前
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-好棒的歌声
-是谁啊
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我妈唱了这首歌给我听
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她的声音好柔好…
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巴尼
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就是首爱尔兰小曲
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巴尼 你加入我们的团好不好
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好啊 当然好
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我的牙签掉哪去了
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啦…
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啦…
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我们要维古姆
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不要巴尼
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我们要维古姆
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不要巴尼
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我们要维古姆
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我们要巴尼
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不要维古姆
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我们要巴尼
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不要维古姆
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你花钱请那些女生来尖叫
她们很尽职耶
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我才没花钱请女生来叫呢
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老莫小酒馆
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我们真的很棒 对吧
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各位 现在只剩一件事
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我们要叫什么团啊
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如果叫…
“帅哥霍默·辛普森跟三位男士”呢
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-我喜欢
-我不要
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我们需要一个一听觉得很好笑
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但越听越觉得无聊的团名
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不然叫“锐利”呢
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-棒啊
-锐利
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锐利
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锐利
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锐利
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总是要试试看嘛
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你们都被捕了
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-你们小朋友买了什么啊
-我买到这个超酷的铅笔筒
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差多了 小子
那应该不是笔筒啊
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我的希望骨项链都没人买
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至少我们有一个人有赚到钱
我把备胎卖掉了
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加油站12英里
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等你妈拿轮胎回来
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我看还要一阵子了
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不然我继续跟你们讲故事吧
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既然有了团名
锐利接下来需要成名曲
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新的东西 让人惊艳的东西
1980年代中期的东西
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卡彭老大的金库里啥都没
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但不能说是杰纳多倒霉
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看我买了什么
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之后别人就不会刻意来撞我们的车了
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内有宝宝
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嗯…“内有宝宝”
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内有宝宝
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这个那个 伯特超好
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文思泉涌啊
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我跟你说这超棒
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每一趟都通往天堂
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因为有我的
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内有
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宝宝
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各位 你们刚录完第一首
排行第一名的热销曲
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-棒啊
-好啊
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我要马上跟玛琦讲
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对啊 一柱擎天女孩
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我认为我们不能说出你已婚的事
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因为会有很多女人想跟你上床
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而我们得让她们觉得有机会
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我想如果这样跟玛琦解释
她应该能理解
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好啦 亲爱的
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就只要隐瞒到我们结束瑞典巡回啊
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内有宝宝
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噢 我好爱
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那粘在我车窗上的标志啊
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那是我儿子霍默唱的耶
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-保罗·哈维的节目开始了
-噢
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那个没人爱的小男孩
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长大之后…
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就是律师罗依·科恩
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哇
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现在你们都知道之前没公布的故事了
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因为我在开车
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开在共乘车道上
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小乌贼 我不是针对你来的
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只是听说你肚里有黄金
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跟我的
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内有宝宝标示
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霍默 你要红了
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我知道 但这不会影响到我们的生活
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我还是从前那个慈爱的父亲
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-你知道巴特在哪吗
-我把他困在一个地方了
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老爸 你看我帮你弄了什么
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啊 霍…
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钥匙给我
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乔治肯尼迪机场 1986年
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我想请问阿普·德玛薛一个问题
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听说你其实是印度人 这是真的吗
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我以毗湿奴的众多手臂为誓
我不是印度人
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巴尼 你是怎么加入这个团的
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他们在男厕的地板上找到我的
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斯金纳校长
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大家都说你是最幽默的成员
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您认为您真的很幽默吗
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是的 没错
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自由女神像百周年纪念
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好烦的庆典仪式
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这些时间我可以用来办公啊 妈妈
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接下来这首歌
我们想献给一位很特别的女士
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她已经一百岁了
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体重超过200公吨
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这个巨无霸会把我们吞光
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我说的是自由女神像啦
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好 吉利安 小队长跟维古姆警长
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“请说出三位漂流到孤岛上的人”
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克兰西 用遥控器啦
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对啊
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我们能谈谈维古姆警长吗
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那时我们有了名利 只需要…
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唱片公司那些低能的认可
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第29届艾美奖颁奖典礼
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年度出众灵魂乐
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朗诵或理发店四重奏专辑奖
得奖的是…
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锐利
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恭喜
大卫·克罗斯比 你是我的偶像
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你喜欢我的音乐作品啊
你是音乐家啊
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然后是我这辈子最刺激的一刻
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你好 霍默 我是乔治·哈里森
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天啊 天啊
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那块布朗尼你从哪拿的
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那边啊 那边有一大堆
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老天啊
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好和善的人啊
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莉萨 你有看格莱美奖颁奖典礼吗
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你们打败了德希夜冲团耶
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他们会再卷土重来的
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好想你啊 爸爸
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我也想你 宝贝
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好莱坞
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幸福家庭牌波本酒
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你叫的香槟来了 辛普森先生
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谢谢
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-给你
-哇 是一个奖座耶
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只是一座格莱美啊
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垃圾别乱丢啦
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锐利相关
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哇 好多锐利周边产品啊
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便当盒
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咖啡杯
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玩笑泡泡
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后来泡沫没上市
因为他们发现这有毒
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但老实说
如果你笨到会把它吃下肚
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你也该挂掉啦
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-巴特
-干嘛啦
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真不敢相信你们没继续红下去
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你们做了什么
像披头士一样说你们比耶稣伟大
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那我们常讲啊
那是我们第二张专辑的名字
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“比耶稣伟大-锐利”
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但不久后我们就体认到演艺圈的铁律
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冲上去后就要准备掉下来了
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那鲍伯·霍伯怎么说
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他过去50多年来都很红啊
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还有辛纳屈
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总之呢 我们开始厌倦…
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迪恩·马丁还是很有魅力
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-还有汤姆·琼斯
-闭嘴啦
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你爸在外面巡回的时候
我很努力要补足他不在的遗憾
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嗨 孩子们
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我爱…
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00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,234
那时候我们团里也有些状况
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有关所有最新的
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医学大便消息
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请拨电话给卫生局局长
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埃弗瑞·库柏来回应
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便便 便便
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这比你上回写那有关T先生的歌还烂
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不喜欢他的人真是太傻了
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-巴尼在哪啊
-他跟新女友在一起啦
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那个日本抽象艺术家
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理发店四重奏快变不出新花样了
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我要把它带到奇怪的新境地
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数字八
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数字八
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数字八
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数字八
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数字八
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然后有一天 我们知道一切都结束了
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各位 这杂志刚出刊
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是“最红跟最落伍”特辑
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-我们红吗
-不红啦
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然后我们就分道扬镳了
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00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,670
威廉 我回来了
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你暑假怎么过的啊
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00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:38,135
我卖软件赚了数百万
但通通拿去赌马赔光了
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你家便利商店
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这不光鲜亮丽 但是份老实的工作
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-这瓶牛奶多少
-12美元
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巴尼 要喝什么
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来杯啤酒吧 老莫
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我要一颗漂浮在香水里的梅子
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然后要用男人的帽子盛装
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请用
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兄弟们 我回来了
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太好了 你的职代快不行了
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小后 你可以走了
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我会帮她找到一个好人家
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我说到做到
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我永远不会忘记
连续五周半在排行榜第一
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天啊 这故事也太精彩了
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但我还是有些地方不懂
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像我们怎么搞到今天
才知道这些事啊
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对啊 还有你赚的钱呢
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00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,431
你怎么都没把金唱片挂起来啊
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而且原来你会写歌啊
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00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,686
这些问题都有非常好的答案
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但都要等其他时候再来说明了
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上床睡觉去吧
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00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,746
要来点乐子就找艾娜·克拉巴普尔
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我都记不得上回我们聚在一起
是什么时候了
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去年啦
上了那艾娜·克拉巴普尔的白痴特辑
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一 二 三 来
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内有宝宝
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我超爱
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那贴在我车窗上的标示
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你好 这里有只苍蝇人啊
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拜托啊
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我染内裤染了一整晚耶
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头条 头条
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锐利在屋顶上唱歌
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-什么
-给我一份
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等等
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这里面根本没提到锐利啊
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00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,578
给我回来
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00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,252
功成身退
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00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:39,256
无法忽视那个车窗标示
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00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,632
很棒吧 警长
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是啊 卢 真不赖
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去拿催泪瓦斯来
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都是通往天堂
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与我的
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内有宝宝标示
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在此谨代表本团谢谢各位
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希望我们有录取
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啥意思啊
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字幕翻译：侯敏生