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阿森一族

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（青豆不是蔬菜也不會讓人狂放屁）

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不

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你今天真落力，太陽先生

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死火

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（春田蠟像館）

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我們有舉世聞名的“披頭四”蠟像

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在艾德蘇利文show表演時的樣子

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（披頭四）

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我不覺得這值得要比錢參觀

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我就站在《外科醫生》的
“爛泥”演員上了

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灑在我肩膀上的陽光令我開心

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（冷氣強度）

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荷馬，我真佩服你

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這裡真涼爽，兒子

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這個夏天我們可以住在雪櫃入面

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荷馬，雪櫃不是這樣用

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但問心嗰句，這樣真涼

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我注意到雪櫃會凍，就有了這個諗法

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這樣摩打不會負荷過重嗎？

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美枝，妳可以將焗爐都校成凍嗎？

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雪糕

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雪糕賣完了，車

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雪糕，雪糕剛賣完了

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辣肉醬，熱辣辣德州辣肉醬

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還有薑汁汽水
熱辣辣的德州薑汁汽水…

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德州

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面對現實吧，巴特

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架貨車沒有我們想要的東西

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（春田移動泳池）

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我要換了這個窗

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移動泳池？

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麗莎，妳看，我偷了五條泳褲

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全都是馬丁的

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放馬過來，我著了17件

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我自己抵死

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細路，時間到

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全部人上水

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-時間到了？
-再見了，麗莎

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我要躲在水裡，泳池去哪，我就去哪

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祝妳這輩子一帆風順

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抱歉，巴特

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我們要放瀉鹽到泳池，載去養老院

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好吧，明天同一時間，奧托？

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你就想

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我們的預算只夠在夏天出來一次

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的確好乞人憎

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爸爸

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爸爸

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爸爸

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我在這，麗莎

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爸爸，我們剛才去游泳，游出興趣了

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我們兩個都同意一定要裝泳池

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在你開口前，要先知道

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你拒絕的話，之後幾個月…

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“爸爸，我們可以裝泳池嗎？”

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爸爸，我們可以裝泳池嗎？

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爸爸，我們可以裝泳池嗎？
我們可以…

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我能理解

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我們把朱古力加牛奶慶祝一下

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（泳具專賣店，買家都是“爛魚”）

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這個是“鄉巴老缸”

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這是“生鏽池”

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那是“引雷池”

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-這是“閃尿池”
-“閃尿池”

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名字聽起來不錯，我們要這個

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食完飯後過一個小時才能下水
真的嗎？

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問題很多的太太
這不是我真正的工作，好嗎？

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我是彈琴的

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太好了

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大家落水吧

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這個穀倉不錯，但不是泳池

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可惡

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-這是泳池了吧？
-是

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誰來了？

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哈囉，巴特媽媽

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泳池裝好了嗎？

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巴特，他們都是你的朋友嗎？

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他們是我的朋友和熟人

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-嗨，巴特
-嗨，巴特

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-巴特，好兄弟
-嗨，巴特

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嗨，康柏戴太太

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各位

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我們要來討論泳池安全規則

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快跳，巴特，跳

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快跳，巴特，跳

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沒問題

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巴特，你的“皮”都露出來了

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真的嗎？

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“皮”是指頭皮

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某種程度上來說是真的

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所以才那麼好笑

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等等我

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尼爾森，他傷得很重

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他的腿好像斷了

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笑他，哈哈

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（急症室）

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給這孩子一本雜誌，動作快

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抱歉，你的腳不能留下來

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我剛才講腳嗎？

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我是說那條濕答答的泳褲

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這隻斷掉的腳要打石膏

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-我會錯過這成個夏天
-別擔心，仔

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如果你和我一樣有工作
你會錯過每一個夏天

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真剛好，妳家裝了游泳池

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我們剛好也喜歡上妳了

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時機真巧合，是不是？

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-嗨
-嗨

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有人要在石膏上簽名嗎？

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在石膏上簽名？

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有人要嗎？

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米爾豪斯

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嗨，巴特

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忠心的米爾豪斯

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天氣好熱，你會陪我，對吧？

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我的眼鏡好像掉入游泳池

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我最好去找找

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但你現在戴著眼鏡

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沒有啊

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（米爾泳池）

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妳看，巴特孤單一人

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我還是去陪他好了

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-麗莎，妳看
-快來看

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我來了

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看來只剩下我跟你了，巴特

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哼，今年夏天
我要和我的大腦一起過了

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泳池裡能玩的，浴缸裡也可以玩

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只要用垃圾袋包住石膏就好

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你們這些叛徒

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即管浸在游泳池裡吧

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我自己一個人在這裡就好

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（《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓外星奇遇記》）

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（三千年後）

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（劇終）

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也沒有太慘啦

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我今年夏天要好好熟悉

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電視這個故友

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希望各位孩子喜歡本節目

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因為小丑庫斯提要去放暑假

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之後要播放的節目是…

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經典小丑庫斯提談話節目

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請享受

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（《小醜庫斯提秀》
1961年2月6日首播）

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晚上好

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今晚的來賓是美國勞工產業工會主席
喬治米尼

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我們要討論集體協商協議

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我很高興來上節目，庫斯提

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我就直接切入主題

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美國目前有失業危機嗎？

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要看你怎麼定義危機

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什麼也比不上看日出

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安靜平和地浸在自己家的游泳池裡

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麗莎，黏黏的東西抓到我了
不要碰我，否則牠也會抓妳

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爸爸，你要每天在池水加入氯
水才會乾淨

155
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要加氯啊？

156
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我的臉熱到要燒起來了

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快看，那是巴特

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同他揮手

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或者我們應該多陪吓巴特

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他越來越孤僻怪異

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我發誓我不知道炸彈在哪裡
只有礦工先知

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這可能會讓你鬆口

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不

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巴特

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不要開燈

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對不起，我只是想來看你過得怎樣

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我很好，沒事

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你在寫些什麼？話劇嗎？

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沒有

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“角色：萬斯羅依費索巴特”

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-“像肥嘟嘟小天使的男人…”
-給我

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我還沒寫完

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那麼

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當受歡迎的風雲人物感覺怎樣？

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你明的，其實沒那麼棒

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巴特，這是我這世人最棒的感覺

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對了，我要送你一個禮物

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這是我在光學節贏到的望遠鏡

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居然沒有人通知我有光學節？

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-妳走吧
-可是…

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快走

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之後呢？

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（《紐約街頭怪警》）

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嬉皮輕鬆的一面

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他們不在意踩到別人的腳指

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這是個很棒的主意，小荷

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過來啺我

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不要驚慌

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（警察）

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繼續裸泳

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咪停，繼續

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咪停啊

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好吧，阿盧，開火

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哇

195
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,357
宇宙真是太無聊了

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想到了

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我可以用來偷看春田市醜陋的一面

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00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,532
（春田小學）

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00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,289
結果是他的邪惡雙胞胎

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格蕾絲，快來看這個面目猙獰的小孩

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這個垃圾望遠鏡

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00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,929
根本看不到好玩的東西

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00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,229
尖叫聲來自佛蘭德斯

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老天爺，我做了什麼好事？

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我殺了她

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不可能

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00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,622
佛蘭德斯絕不會這麼做

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還是看電視算了

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之前是各位待已久的節目

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由“拉維香克”演奏的漫長印度音樂

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是拉維香卡

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00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,633
香卡，勁，老兄

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00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,604
不可能會這樣

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00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,606
一定有其它理由可以解釋

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00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,568
我真希望我有其它理由可以解釋

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00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:22,653
但沒有

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00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,114
我是謀殺犯

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00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,658
他不是正牌的奈德佛蘭德斯

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我是殺人不得了的謀殺犯

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如果他不是佛蘭德斯
他一定做了很多功課

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爹哋，媽咪去哪裡？我們好掛住她

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媽咪出遠門了，她現在和上帝在一起

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我們也可以去嗎？

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快啦

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他之後要殺死洛德和泰德

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好得人驚呀…

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基本上

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麗莎，我在游泳池底找到這些散銀

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-給妳
-多謝，尼爾森

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有人拎走我買果汁的錢

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麗莎，請和我的家人去郊區共度週末

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我們會打獵、玩比手畫腳

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還有許多愉快浪漫的誤會

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他們是睇中妳家的游泳池

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收聲，大腦，我現在有朋友了
再也不需要你

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好啊，我很樂意去你家玩

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我的計劃實現了

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很快我就會成為夏天女王

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我是說國王

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兄弟，聽說有個更懦弱的小子
家裡有比這更正的游泳池

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有人在嗎？

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嘿，我被困在下面

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我必須想辦法逃出去

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看看爬回來求我的是誰

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聽住，內德佛蘭德斯殺了他老婆

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為什麼？她是美女呢

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我是說美國福斯電視

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他們的節目很粗俗，想也知道

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我希望你不要到處散播謠言

250
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記得那次害爺爺身上黏滿羽毛嗎？

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記得，20分鐘前的事

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要去浸吓浴缸

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巴特，對不起，我最近一直忽略你

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受人歡迎讓我得意忘形

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但現在我又不受歡迎了
我要你知道我是支持你的

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妳現在就可以補償我

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佛蘭德斯要出門，我要妳偷偷潛入去

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幫我帶回一些證據

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然後等陣帶甜品過來

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巴特，我支持你
但我不要偷爬人別人家

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也對，算了吧

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我要讀我寫的話劇給妳聽

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“早餐食醃魚嗎，賀架阿姨？”

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“今天是聖史威遜節嗎？”

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-“賀架阿姨說…”
-好啦，我去

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（人類腦袋）

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是人類腦袋

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（和人類腦袋一樣大的生菜）

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當然

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不好了，他回來了，佛蘭德斯回來了

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麗莎，快離開那裡

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不，麗莎，不要上樓，妳會被困住

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斧頭，他有斧頭

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我要去救妳，麗莎

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我可以叫警察去救妳

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您好，歡迎撥打
“春田警察局救你專線”

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如果您知道要報案的罪名

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請按“1”

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選擇罪名種類，請按“2”

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如果有人要殺您
或您正使用撥輪電話

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請等等，不要掛斷

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您選的是“弒君”

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如果您知道

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被殺的國王或女王是誰，請按“1”

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我要去救妳，不管有沒有石膏

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要去救麗莎，不論有沒有垃圾桶

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大事不妙

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00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,793
面目猙獰的小孩要來殺我了

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救命啊

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瑪莉有隻小綿羊

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小綿羊…

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完了…

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我要讓你安息

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永遠安息

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不要

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（託你的“斧”防止意外）

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你們發生什麼事？

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我來阻止你殺死麗莎
因為你謀殺你老婆

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謀殺？

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謀殺？沒有啦，我去鄉下一個星期

301
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,247
但我親耳聽到你說馬德和上帝在一起

302
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,917
沒錯，我參加聖經營隊

303
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,169
我去學習如何批判別人

304
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:16,131
但我看到你殺人
還看到你把屍體埋在後院

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好吧，的確，我是謀殺犯

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00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,971
我給馬德最愛的無花果盆栽淋太多水

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00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,890
我一時心急，把剩下的東西埋了

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00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,101
我本來想在妳回家前換

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00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,896
但我聽到女人的尖叫聲

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那我就無法解釋了

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找到了，長官

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我想一切都講得通了

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並不是一切

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00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,326
我們仍不知道你老婆的下落

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00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,786
我就在這裡

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00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,079
我看到了

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所有答案都在玲瓏小巧的外表之下

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我是認真的

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00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,003
如果聽起來很刺耳，我很抱歉

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更多朋友，更多老死，我要更多

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00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,304
將說更少的人處死

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這裡還有一點空隙

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我寶貴的游泳池

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00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,194
還有我的高人氣，不

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閃人

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我感到夏天微風輕撫

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夏天的一陣風

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吹了過來

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這陣風來自海的彼端