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阿森一族

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（我以後都不會開“白芝”
老師名字的玩笑）

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不

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（傑迪代亞斯普林菲爾德公園）

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（今晚活動，噴殺蟲劑）

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（春田交響樂、噴第二劑殺蟲劑）

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你是不是很慶幸
我們來市中心培養文藝氣息？

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他們在摧毀經典電影

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低音管慢那麼多拍是什麼回事？

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好啦，荷馬，還有雷射燈光騷

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-你喜歡雷射
-雷射效果和迪斯可球

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約翰威廉斯一定想由墳墓裡爬出來

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魔鬼般的天籟
不知道有沒有人聽得明

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我們走吧

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小心一點

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這裡對我們不上不下中產階級很危險

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不要有眼神接觸，小心銀包

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懷疑所有人

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三支公

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要贏錢啦

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荷馬，這種賭局都是呃人

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這些人都贏錢，那妳又怎麼說？

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-我真的又贏了
-真棒，兄弟

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他的外表和行為似莊家

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我想他們不是同行就是串通好的

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選出紅牌就好，一點也不難

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我押20元，大哥

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抱歉，老兄

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黑牌

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荷馬，他詐賭

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當然，妳不能怪我

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就是有你這種人

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把市中心的街道和廣場搞得烏煙瘴氣

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你好大膽
竟敢欺負貪心愚笨的民眾

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Bye

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快攔住他

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他要逃走了，快追

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不要啊，美枝

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我必須警告你…

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普通人的腎上腺素有時候會爆發

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你看吧

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銬起他，兄弟，把這個人渣帶走

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我再過24小時就能重出江湖

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我們會盡量改成12小時

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美枝，妳沒事吧？

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我應該沒事

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好得人驚
但奇怪我居然有點興奮

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對，我看了也好興奮，警察捉壞人

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拯救情緒激動的女人

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這是什麼鬼話

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輕鬆點，寶貝，荷馬個心口係度

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媽媽，妳這樣捉他的？

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接受現實吧，麗莎，妳太瘦弱…

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麗莎，放開哥哥

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扮唒嘢

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媽媽，捉那個人是妳做過

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最刺激的事嗎?

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那的確幾很刺激

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不過芹菜湯也很刺激

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（春田超級市場）

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奇怪，看到一般火腿不興奮了

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我要改成魔鬼牌火腿

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（試食芝士）

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美枝

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辛普森太太，這批書剛到

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最新一期《地布與吸塵器》

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謝謝，班尼文丹奇雅諾

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（《地布與吸塵器》
地布布鑑賞）

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死亡運動

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（《熊誘餌》）

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（《跳岩》《衝撞》
《危險》《峭壁單車》）

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《食玻璃》

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（春田警察局）

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我進去

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-你死梗了
-等我來收拾他

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你以為你很辣嗎

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你有齊我們要的東西

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不好意思

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什麼？最好是同我塊薄餅有關

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其實我有興趣當差

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歡迎加入

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你做了什麼好事？

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我只是借用你的指甲鉗
有什麼大不了的？

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沒有，我只是有點神經質

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因為你媽說她想做警察

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Cool
妳執行驅逐令時可以帶我去嗎？

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沒問題，兒子

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美枝，妳當差就是男子漢了

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這樣我就是小女人

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我對這一點興趣也沒有

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除了偶爾著女仔底褲

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我們討論過了，著起來都幾舒服

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荷馬，你沒必要感到被威脅

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你永遠是這一家的男子漢

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謝謝，親愛的

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你們這群弱不禁風的無用鬼

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成為警察不是一天就能做到的事

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要訓練成個禮拜先拎到警徽

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管他什麼警徽

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幾時先拎到該死的槍？

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我早同你講過
你不說你叫什麼名字，就拿不到槍

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受夠你的這些規則

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（障礙課程）

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女學員通常都過不了這道牆

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她們找不到門在哪裡

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（射擊場）

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妳沒打中BB，沒打中盲人

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（終點）

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抱歉，辛普森，請妳再來一次

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我在嘗試看懂魔術眼圖片

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看出來了，是小馬

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大家好，媽媽回來了

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（硬石餐廳）

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制服沒有我的尺寸，但你們可以想像

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媽媽，我以前沒想過妳會這麼有權威

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美枝，妳在外面要照顧好自己

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妳對我來說很重要

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荷馬，我當然會

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媽媽，如果有人對市長開槍

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妳會走到他面前，替他擋子彈嗎？

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應該會吧

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如果有人對可樂販售機開槍呢？

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-不會
-對電視開槍？

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-不會
-電視上有市長的照片？

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媽媽，無論妳做什麼，我們以妳為傲

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謝謝，親愛的

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前提是合乎憲法規範

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荷馬，胡椒噴霧還來

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美枝，只要噴一下就辣死人了

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喪失行為能力中

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各位，安靜點…

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各位，伍德和范賽倫去監視冬甩店

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看見新出爐的甜甜圈，馬上通知

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柯內利和艾爾賀去支援

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費茲和賈西亞，輪到你們抖吓

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還有辛普森…

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今天是妳第一天當差
無經驗又仲未夠硬淨

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妳負責巡邏“毒蟲鎮”和“乞丐鎮”

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（毒蟲鎮法律事務所）

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哈囉，哈斯先生

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妳要知道垃圾堆的文件是不能公開

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要是妳多管閒事，就會違反了

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律師與垃圾的保密協議

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我只是來打個招呼

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哈囉

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（你家便利店）

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妳是這區新來的警察吧

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好，我識做嘅

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要幾多？一舊定兩舊？

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兩舊

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不，不用，我不收賄賂

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對，妳當然不收

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我將錢放在枱上面

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背對著枱上的錢

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阿普，不用啦

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這樣好多了

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（家暴案件）

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所以我再也不想留在這個家了

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有人報案說這裡有家暴

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無錯

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我和我母親都喜歡充氣浴缸枕頭

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她說今天輪到她用

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我知道她記錯了，我們嘈了一輪

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後來我準備要沖涼時，意外發現

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有人把枕頭割破了

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是誰報警？

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我們兩個

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聽住，請你們冷靜下

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我相信你可以再買個新枕頭

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我可以寄回臺灣修理

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但何必呢？我沒有做錯事

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我不允許電視播出我的臉

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我要求打格仔

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媽媽，妳今天放假要做什麼？

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我只想放鬆

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忘掉我只是個警察仔

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夾在文明與混亂中間

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巴特，不戴護具或頭盔
操作九級交通工具

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是違法行為

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-可是…
-為了你的安全著想

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看招，安全小子

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這墊子不會傷到指關節

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我可以打足成日

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真希望天堂也有《日週刊》

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他說今天輪到他用浴缸枕頭

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我不要再去圖書館了，每個人都好臭

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別因為我來就收聲
雖然我是警察，我依然是妳們的朋友

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-妳好嗎，克拉巴佩爾老師？
-我是守法公民，先走了

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老莫，我沒有在這見過你

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我的白髮最近不停冒出來

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辛普森咩揼

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你不用叫我madam，我今日放假

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大功告成

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很好看，這個長度很適合妳

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媽媽的封鎖線不是玩具，爸爸

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噓，親愛的，妳會破壞我的樂趣

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回家…

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我的天啊，可怕的事發生了

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（刑案現場，禁止進入）

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呃到你了，佛蘭德斯
等你以為你全家都死了

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有冇比我嚇親？

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-他們沒死
-是嗎？

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-但你以為他們死了
-對

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-所以才會那麼好笑
-好

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-不過他們沒死
-笑死我

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那是酒鬼監禁室，這是媽媽張枱

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媽媽，我明白妳的出發點是好

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但警察的職責是維持原貌

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保護富有的菁英

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妳不認為我們要剷除社會問題的根源

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不只是把人塞滿擁擠的監獄嗎？

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（辛普森警官）

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妳看，麗莎，警犬麥格旺來了

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哈囉，麗莎，幫我“擒”擊犯罪，汪

215
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,130
兄弟，我有個好消息

216
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,217
我買了有裸女的啤牌來玩

217
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:25,763
“網絡美女”，我隨時都能“上網”

218
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,017
嘿，我們冒犯到賀曼了

219
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,770
我只想出去透透氣

220
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,314
他真喜歡透氣

221
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,233
我才不需要

222
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,654
對…啊…

223
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,823
荷馬，這樣好嗎？

224
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,575
你老婆當差
我們還在這裡抽古巴雪茄賭博

225
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,952
開什麼玩笑？

226
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,830
做警察的老公實在太正了

227
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,291
用警用無線電聽其他人悲慘遭遇
是我的娛樂

228
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,836
以後幫美枝辦喪事免費，沒有烏鴉嘴

229
00:13:57,002 --> 00:14:01,841
我可以調查任何人的背景，莫瑪

230
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:05,761
荷馬，拜託你，休提吾名

231
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,597
快點出牌，藍尼

232
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,599
你的時速是每小時3公里

233
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,227
夠了，拿走，測速器會致癌

234
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,312
這樣你更有理由加快

235
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,148
嘿，時速160公里…

236
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,653
在我家非法聚賭？

237
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,155
這是妳家？

238
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:29,118
這裡裝修得好高級，我以為我在賭城

239
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,121
你們騙我，當初說好要去賭城

240
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,956
我們要走了

241
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,043
美枝，妳把我的牌友都趕走了

242
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,628
我不是故意的

243
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,463
妳變得同差佬一樣

244
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,341
不久以前，妳對我意義重大

245
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,386
妳會收碗、補衫

246
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,305
清塞水喉的頭髮

247
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:51,223
我還是會做那些事

248
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,394
只不過換做整頓城市、修補社會網路

249
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,063
修理逍遙法外的壞蛋

250
00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,857
妳晚餐要煮什麼？

251
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,863
無論往哪看都有人違法

252
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,990
狗沒有套繩

253
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,117
人亂丟垃圾

254
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,286
馬沒穿尿布

255
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:13,412
（限顧客停車）

256
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:16,707
車子停了三個身障人士的車位

257
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,751
-荷馬
-美枝

258
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,044
我的小寶貝好嗎？

259
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,129
荷馬，我在當更

260
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,840
沒關係，現在也是我的上班時間

261
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,844
-你要移開架車
-我等陣就會出來，美枝

262
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,013
我要幫那裡的孩子買啤酒

263
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,184
我要假裝沒聽到你剛才說的話

264
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,478
但你必須移開部車

265
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:38,896
我馬上回來

266
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,023
注意看有沒有真的警察

267
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,067
我受夠了，我要開單

268
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,945
-別這樣，我們是一家人
-你違法

269
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,530
我們來講吓條件，妳撕掉張單

270
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,450
-我就把帽子還妳
-嘿

271
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:56,747
荷馬

272
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,042
拿走警察的帽子是可逮捕的罪行

273
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,253
你耐我何呀？妳要怎麼辦？

274
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,548
我是美枝madam，我要逮捕你

275
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,092
什麼？

276
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,052
美枝，不要在大家面前

277
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,805
妳該不會真的要拉我吧？

278
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,765
你有權保持沈默

279
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,934
我選擇放棄權利

280
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,528
好了，辛普森，你可以走了

281
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,115
讓我吃完龍蝦和覆盆子蛋糕

282
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:36,203
喬韓森，要走了

283
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,622
可是他吃了我最後一餐

284
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,083
如果這是你今天最慘的事

285
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,543
那麼你行運了

286
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:46,213
地方監獄真的能夠處決犯人嗎？

287
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,965
從現在起，不要說話

288
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,304
對不起，我不得不逮捕你，荷馬

289
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,181
但我做的是正確的事

290
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,058
某天你需要警察時，你會感激

291
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,436
其他同我一樣盡忠職守的警察

292
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,271
我對妳無話可說，美枝

293
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,480
我要畫一條線

294
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,774
將間屋分一半，效仿《我愛露西》

295
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,777
妳留在妳的地盤，我留在我的地盤

296
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:15,451
唉，美枝一開始說她要去警察學校

297
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,453
我以為會很刺激好玩

298
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,329
像電影《星際內傳》那樣

299
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,331
不過後來既痛苦又難受

300
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,916
像電影《金牌警校軍》那樣

301
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,794
荷馬，我擔心啤酒不夠飲

302
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:30,424
飲完這一箱和另一箱，只剩低一箱

303
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:34,219
對，巴尼說得對，要拎更多啤酒

304
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:37,181
對，再去拎些啤酒如何？
對，巴尼說得對

305
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,433
好啦，別吵了

306
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,268
我去車房拿

307
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,312
我…我去幫，荷馬

308
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,816
不知道他為什麼那麼想去車房

309
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,611
車房？各位，他說車房

310
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,238
聽他說的，有殼一族

311
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,574
-那你都叫什麼
-車位

312
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:01,747
你遲到了，賀曼

313
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,957
你肯定不會在意等待這批

314
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,876
高品質的貨，傑力科先生

315
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,003
似乎是好東西

316
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,714
不過當然了，我要先試試

317
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,593
-真是太好看了
-對啊

318
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:18,138
有誰會懷疑這是仿冒品？

319
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,557
哪裡比這裡更好交易？

320
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,644
我們在警察的車房，沒有人會起疑心

321
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,695
賀曼，我必須來這裡看有什麼著數

322
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,199
仿冒牛仔褲集團就在我家車位

323
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,450
我要告訴所有人

324
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,660
在這裡等

325
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,495
別想這麼快讓我就範

326
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:42,996
好

327
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,792
或者你應該企定

328
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,170
賀曼，你怎麼能這樣？

329
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,256
我們都想買假牛仔褲

330
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,716
多少動過念頭，但受害者怎麼辦？

331
00:18:55,092 --> 00:19:00,389
勤奮工作的設計師，例如CK
葛洛莉亞范德堡、號角男孩

332
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,642
這些人看見了擁擠的市場

333
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,269
然後說“我也要”

334
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,895
捉住他，兄弟

335
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,440
我想那不是一個好主意

336
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,652
不好了，葛洛莉亞范德堡來報仇

337
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:18,073
不是，我是來逮捕你們的辛普森警官

338
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,706
賀曼，有事搵我

339
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,624
-不要把她扯進來
-好

340
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,501
荷馬

341
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,338
來不切了，美枝
賣掉牛仔褲，要過得像個女王一樣

342
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,676
巴特在家嗎？

343
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,970
帶瑪姬去散步

344
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,644
可能我太早將萬聖節裝飾拿出來了

345
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,354
我接受批評

346
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,481
美枝

347
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,402
捉住他，媽媽

348
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,072
回去睡覺，不要逼我過去

349
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:08,207
看來你老婆惹錯人了

350
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,046
不要動

351
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,257
每個母親都知道兒子樹屋的秘密入口

352
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,302
美枝，妳救了我一命

353
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,679
對不起，我不應該笑妳

354
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,308
妳是優秀的警察，我以妳為傲

355
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,187
再會了，我要搭李維斯順風車

356
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:34,066
-他逃走了，妳完了，美枝
-並沒有

357
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,402
我被自己的淘步貨害死了

358
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,281
那是我叫的救護車，幾個鐘前叫的

359
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,867
-美枝，妳怎麼知道…
-牛仔褲會裂開？

360
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,036
-不，我要問…
-多年來買褲的經驗

361
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,413
我有兩個好動的小孩和圓潤的丈夫

362
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,874
讓我養成看出偽劣縫線的第六感

363
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,834
這些牛仔褲上到處都是

364
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,379
做得好，辛普森，但我們不能拘留他

365
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,380
沒有證據

366
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,715
有啊，車房裡都是假牛仔褲

367
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,802
它們神秘般消失了

368
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,347
-真好看
-我受夠了

369
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,684
分局有太多貪污腐敗，我唔撈了

370
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,406
失去妳真遺憾，辛普森

371
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,119
我想他們不會回來了

372
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,788
夠了，我要看他的牌

373
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,040
媽的，我要遮住