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The Simpsons

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D'oh!

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Won't you marry me, Bill?

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I got the wedding gown bill

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Because weddings are nice

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Let's never miss
the school bus again.

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That was
The 5th Dimension with
Weddings are Nice.

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You know what
else is nice, Marty?

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What's that, Bill?

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The KBBL Prize Posse!

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Damn dirty ape!

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If our
Wampum Wagon spots your
KBBL Party Penguin,

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you'll win $40!

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Did you hear that, Pengy?
$40!

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Hey!
There's the Wampum Wagon!

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End of the line, boys!

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Look out,
because it's zooming!

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If we're late for school,
we'll miss our free
federal breakfast!

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Big deal. It's just
saltines and fig paste.

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Ew! Saltines!

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Hey, Cora.
I heard science
is working on a donut

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that actually
burns off calories.

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How's that going?
What?

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Never mind.
Just refill this
with jelly, will you?

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Thanks.
You're an angel.

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What?

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Hey, check it out.
Wiggum's cruiser.

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Wow! Tear gas,
riot club, police hat.

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With rain baggy!

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Oh, man.
That would really
keep your head dry.

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Have you ever
been in a police car?

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Not in the front.

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Hey, I just had
this crazy idea!

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Really? What?

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What's this thing?
"Miranda Rights Teleprompter."

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Check this out!

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You there!
Put your hands up!

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Me? Okay.

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Now, drop your pants.

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Yeah, but...
But my hands are up.

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Hula out of them.

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All right, Officer.

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What the heck is
going on out there?

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Officer Sniffy?
Come in, Sniffy.
Do you read me?

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It's me, Clancy.

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No! Get away!

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Uh-oh.

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Hey, somebody's
stealing my car!
What?

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Look out!

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Soup!
Soup!

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That's why
you young athletes
are so promising.

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Now, who'd like
to buy a trophy?

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Finally, some recognition.

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All right.
You two are under arrest
for joyriding.

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You have
the right to remain, um...

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Uh...

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Silent?
That doesn't sound right.

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I love our court days.

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It's about
the only thing we do
as a family anymore.

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Hey, Karie.
Hey, Lisa.

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Your Honor,
please don't send
my son to juvie.

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He's basically a good kid.
He's just weak.

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Morally and in
the upper body.

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Hmm.

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Please let me slip
through the cracks.

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Well,
you look like a good student,
what with those glasses,

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and I suppose
boys will be boys.
Case dismissed.

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Good old Judge Snyder.

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Next defendant,
Bartholomew J. Simpson.

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Well, show time.

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Why, hello, Bart.
Say, are those new shoes?

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Yes, they are, Roy.

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Judge Snyder?
While we're young?

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Oh. Sorry. Oh, my.

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Looks like you
were the ringleader
in this car theft!

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And that's a felony!

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Yes, sir.

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On the other hand,
I was young once.

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I'll bring the car around.

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And I suppose
boys will be...

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Oops.
My vacation just started.

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All rise
for the Honorable
Judge Constance Harm.

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Uh-oh.

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Silence in my courtroom!

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Grand theft auto?

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It was an accident, ma'am.

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Don't spit on my cupcake
and tell me it's frosting.

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What did she say
about cupcakes?

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According to this,
your father was
driving you to school?

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Then where was he
when you stole
the police car?

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Your Honor, I was
chasing the KBBL Party
Penguin Prize Patrol.

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You abandoned
your son to win $40?

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And a Blue Oyster
Cult medallion. Cool.

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And that was more important
than keeping your son
out of trouble?

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Your Honor,
if I may sing a little bit
of Don't Fear the Reaper,

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I think
you'll agree that...

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I'm familiar with B.O.C.

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But you have got a boy here
who is crying out
for adult supervision!

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I couldn't agree more.

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Perhaps some sort
of court-appointed
babysitter or "au pair."

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Sorry, bub.
That crow won't caw.

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It won't?

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I hereby order you
to be tethered to your son!

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Tethered?
Tethered.

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Report to room five.

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Room five?

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There we go.
How's that?

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It's a little tight.

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Sir, you are not
a size four.

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I used to be.

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This punishment
is so cruel.

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And unusual.

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Can that judge
do this to us?

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Creative sentencing
is common these days.

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That's why Bill Clinton
is our new mailman.

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Dang magazines.

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Well, maybe it'll be fun.
You'll get to spend
more time together.

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Make sure your father
takes his mood medication.

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I'll medicate you... Honey.
You know, this could be fun.

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Race you to the kitchen,
my little tether ball.

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You're on,
Rope-a-Dope!

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Today we're going to
talk about predicates
and predicate nominatives.

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Boring!

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Mr. Simpson,
I'm trying to teach.

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Come on.
These kids are never
gonna use that stuff.

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Will you please
just go back to sleep?

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Fine.

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All right, now,
who can pick out

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the predicate
in this sentence?

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What's wrong
with him now, Bart?

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Night terrors, ma'am.

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Cobras!

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Okay, Son, concentrate.

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Shut out everything
but the sound
of my criticism.

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Swing!

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Hey, hey! Run, Bart!
Pump your thighs!

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Pump them!

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Hurry up, Dad!

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I'm with you, Son.

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Safe!
Wow. My first home run.

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That's my boy.

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Come on, hug me.

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Cobras! Cobras!

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I thought I would
hate working nights,
but it's so peaceful.

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And there's no one
here to squeal on me
for shooting mice.

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Can I ask you
something, Dad?
Sure, boy.

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The town keeps
getting bigger.

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Will there always be
enough electricity?

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Oh, Son, you know
that's none of your business.

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Say, is that our house?

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Uh, I don't think our
house has a steeple.

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Yeah.
I forget things sometimes.

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Really?
You like skateboards?

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Mmm-hmm.
We're sure learning
a lot about each other.

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Yeah. This tether
has some pluses.

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My head! I need a beer.

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I hit my head, Moe.

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One beer, coming up.

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Hey, hey,
no kids in the bar!

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Since when?

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The heat's been on
since them Bush girls
were in here.

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All right, all right.
Come on, Bart.

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I'm cold and scared.

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That's my little slugger.

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Come on, Dad. Let's go.

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Hey, knock it off!
These pants cost $600.

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Really?

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Yeah. They're Italian.

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All right, hand them over.

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Moe, what the...

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Yeah, I rob now.

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There's a new
judge in town

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with a hard-nosed
approach to juvenile crime.

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Punish the parents.

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It's about time.
Oh.

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Kids are running wild, Kent.

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And I blame
Mr. and Mrs. Neverspank.

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Uh-oh. We'll have to
bleep their names.

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You'll bleep nothing.
Parents, it's time
to take control.

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If you can't cope,
you'll wear the rope.

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Well, you can tell
she's never had kids.

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Look how high and firm
her breasts are.

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Granted.
But you gotta admit,

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constant supervision
has been good for Bart.

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He might even
make the honor roll,

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if Dad can control
his night terrors.

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Well, that's
a pretty big if, honey.

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Come on, Dad.
I gotta go to
the bathroom.

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I just got comfortable.
Use the bottle.

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No! I don't want
you going in a bottle.
That's what hobos do.

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Come on, Homer.

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No.

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Mom!

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Oh, geez.
Homer, just take
him to the bathroom.

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Fine! I don't know why
we even have a bottle!

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Somebody tell me!

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Would you mind?
I'm trying to do
my homework.

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Son, it's a little chilly.

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Maybe you
should wrap a blanket
around your head.

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Homie, no. We can't.

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What's the...
What's the big deal?

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He sees
a thousand times worse
on that Animal Channel!

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I don't want him to see us...
Expressing our love.

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Why not? Kids are
very visual these days!

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No!
But...

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The lady said no.

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Hey, shut up.

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You shut up.

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Ow!

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Why, you...

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What'd you do that for?

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Because I... Ow!

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You... Ow!

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Ah!
Ow!

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Oh, yeah?

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I'm sleeping
in the bathtub.

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Why, you little...

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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That really hurt.

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I can't take it anymore!

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Mom, you cut the tether.

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We're free!
Your mother set us free!

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Woo-hoo!

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Don't celebrate too much.

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Hey, what...

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Who said that?

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That's right.
It's me, Judge Harm,

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through the magic
of fiber optics.

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Hey, how about that?

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Quiet, Tubsy!
You violated my order.

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But Constance,
it only happened because...

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Hey, hey, if I want
a cock and bull story,
I'll read Hemingway.

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Don't be mad at Homer.
I was the one
who cut the rope.

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Are you threatening
me with that knife?

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No!

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Wait. I'm to blame, Judge.

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You see,
I was pressuring my wife

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to make love
in front of our son,

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you're gonna laugh
when you hear this,
when suddenly...

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Well, I thought
Dad was the problem,

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but apparently Mom is
no prize pig herself.

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It's a miracle
poor Bartholomew isn't

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robbing banks and
chasing sweet Lady H.

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I'm a latchkey kid.

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You are not!

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Quiet, little girl!

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You two need to wake up
and smell the java,

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and the first step
is to admit that
you're bad parents.

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I admit it.
Homer, no.
We're not bad parents.

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Yes, you are!
Just say it!

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No, I won't!
And frankly, Judge,
I think you're a bully!

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You do, huh?

254
00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,756
You're so busy
thinking up crazy ways
to punish people,

255
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,800
you can't see how
much I love my kids.

256
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,553
Your Honor, I'd like
to be tried separately.

257
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,598
I don't mean to be
disrespectful, Judge Harm,

258
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,100
but we are not bad parents,

259
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,019
and there isn't
a tether in this world

260
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,147
with enough fiber optics
to make me say we are.

261
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,982
Hmm.

262
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,320
She's such a butthole.

263
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,287
Sorry!
Just... Just let me get...

264
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,580
Ow!

265
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,506
Damn it!

266
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,049
Poor Mom and Dad.

267
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,386
Do you think it's fair
that you're always
getting into trouble

268
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,388
yet Mom and Dad
are being punished?

269
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,265
No, it's terrible.

270
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,851
Well, why don't you do
something about it?

271
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:55,978
After wrestling.

272
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,106
Ladies and gentlemen,
I don't believe
what I am seeing.

273
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,025
Doctor Bonebreak
just married Rumble-lina,

274
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,736
and they're already
whaling on each other!

275
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,782
When are you gonna start
taking responsibility
for your actions?

276
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,242
'Cause I felt like it.

277
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,910
You're not even listening.

278
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,204
I know you are,
but what am I?

279
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,167
Haven't we been
humiliated enough?

280
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,586
Not yet, no.

281
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,254
Today the judge
wants you to bend over

282
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,423
so people can spank you
from their cars.

283
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,008
Well, that explains the sign.

284
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,427
Yeah! Ooh!
Here comes a car.

285
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,971
Yarr, ye scurvy dogs!

286
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,055
Ow!
Ow!

287
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,849
Worst parents ever!

288
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,350
Ha-ha!

289
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,061
Hey! No extension cords!

290
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,940
You know,
we could get out of
these stupid things

291
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,276
if you'd just tell the judge
you're a bad mother.

292
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,028
And you don't even
have to say "bad."

293
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,948
It could be
"negligent" or "unfit"
or "drugged up."

294
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,492
I just can't do that, Homer.

295
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:57,372
It's a matter of principle,
and I need you to
support me in this.

296
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:06,214
You're right.
It's time to stand up
to that firm-breasted judge.

297
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,426
But first,
we've gotta break
out of these stocks.

298
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,722
Easy. Easy.

299
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,307
I want goggles, too!

300
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,726
Shh!
You'll wake up Flanders.

301
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,812
What the...

302
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,192
Hey, Marge, surf's up!

303
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,278
You're using my table saw
to violate a court order?

304
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,530
Well, we tried
all those other tools.

305
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,327
Gee, I always like
to help you, Homer,

306
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,872
but I don't want
to be an accessory to
some sort of shady doings.

307
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,248
And it does
raise a whole host

308
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,084
of ethical questions,
such as...

309
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,418
Woo-hoo!

310
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:53,261
Now, time for "Operation
Judge-Get-Back-At."

311
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,180
If that costume shop
knew we were using

312
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,224
these burglar
outfits for real,

313
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,892
they'd be furious.

314
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,145
Okay. She lives at
1 Ocean View Drive.

315
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,439
Let's start skulking.

316
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,659
Oh.
It's only the milkman.

317
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:19,830
Hey, maybe I should
be a milkman!

318
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,456
Concentrate, Homer.

319
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,296
This address must be wrong.

320
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,340
No! No, there it is!

321
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:36,638
She lives in a houseboat?
Wow! She is so cool!

322
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,890
We hate her, Homer.

323
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,642
I know. I know.
Fight the power.

324
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,477
Let's do this thing.

325
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,150
Cops!

326
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,239
Ain't that sweet, Chief?

327
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,741
It sure is, Lou.

328
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,201
Those two longshoremen
found love.

329
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,080
Let's go.

330
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,093
Look at her in there,
washing her body.

331
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:18,638
Get away from that window
and help me with this banner.

332
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,603
I hate to call
a judge dirty names,

333
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:28,482
but there's only
one way to describe
a nasty super witch like her.

334
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,193
Let's get out of here!

335
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,408
It's just a friendly seal.

336
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,453
Shh.

337
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,371
No, we can't play now.

338
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,417
Shut up!

339
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,422
What is it, Pancho?
Is someone out there?

340
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,721
You can't hide from me.

341
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,723
She's gonna find us!

342
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,100
Oh, Lord,
guide this cinder block.

343
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,352
Homer, no!

344
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:08,647
Oh-oh.

345
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:09,981
My house!

346
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,365
Hey, how you doing?

347
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,750
That quilt was made
by my grandmother!

348
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,712
So... It cost you nothing.

349
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,840
Shut up!

350
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:38,927
You two are not
only horrible parents,
you're violent criminals,

351
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,305
and I'm gonna lock you up
till frogs do fractions.

352
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,310
Your Honor,
may I say something?

353
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,021
Well,
it is highly unorthodox.

354
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,565
So, no!

355
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:52,691
Please, Your Honor?

356
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,068
Oh, I can't resist
that look.

357
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,821
You remind me of me
when I was a little boy.

358
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,908
Your Honor,
it's not easy
being my parents.

359
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,286
I'm always
screwing up in school

360
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,413
and getting in trouble
with the law.

361
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,583
But if I grow up to be
a halfway-decent person,

362
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,460
I know it'll be because
of my mom and dad.

363
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:17,173
Everyone else
might give up on me,
but my parents never will.

364
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,218
That's my brother.

365
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:23,471
Um... Did she say
she used to be a dude?

366
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,515
So, Your Honor,
if you're going to punish

367
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,684
anyone in this
courtroom today,

368
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,312
I ask that you punish me.

369
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,023
Okay, I will!

370
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:37,652
Bartholomew Simpson,
I hereby sentence you to
five years in juvenile hall!

371
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,031
Well,
I'm back from vacation.

372
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:44,367
But I was just
about to bang my gavel,
making the sentence official.

373
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,078
Sorry, I've already
put my clown down.

374
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,205
But I was just going to...

375
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,166
The clown is down.

376
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,964
Judge Snyder,
motion to declare a writ
of boys will be boys.

377
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,425
Motion granted.
Case dismissed!

378
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,177
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!

379
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,182
All right,
we got lucky that time,

380
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,518
but I want
everyone in this family
to raise your hand

381
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:14,356
and promise
not to break the law
for one full year.

382
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,608
We promise.
We promise.

383
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,780
That was close.

384
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,366
Please drive off me.

385
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,243
What's that noise?

386
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,913
Uh...
Just the radio, dear.

387
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:34,584
Dang me, dang me
They ought to take
a rope and hang me

388
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,629
High from the highest tree

389
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,007
Woman, would you weep for me

390
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:04,197
All our times have come

391
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:11,079
Here but now they're gone

392
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:16,167
Seasons don't fear the reaper

393
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,004
Nor do the wind,
the sun or the rain

394
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,131
We can be like they are

395
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,424
Come on, baby

396
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,092
Don't fear the reaper

397
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,760
Baby, take my hand

398
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,387
Don't fear the reaper

399
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:28,930
Cobras!

400
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,436
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