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The Simpsons

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D'oh!

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If you ask me,
Muhammad Ali
in his prime

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was much better
than anti-lock brakes.

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Yeah.
But what about Johnny Mathis
versus Diet Pepsi?

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I cannot listen
to this again!

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Guys, I just ordered
my wife the greatest
anniversary present.

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A koi pond!

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A koi pond?

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Yeah. A meditative
lily pond with big,

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beautiful fish that
fry up really good.

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That's the perfect gift.

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Yeah. You don't even
have to feed the fish,
'cause squirrels drown in it.

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You got this
husband thing down, Homer.

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Yeah. You must be
some kind of marriage
super genius.

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How about a few tips?

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Certainly, Lenford.

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Make every day
a celebration
of your love.

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Surprise her
with a pasta salad.

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Put a mini-beret
on your wang.

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This stuff is gold.

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Happy marriage,
here I come.

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This'll really help
with my speed dating.

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I got 400 no's.

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I can't wait to
see my surprise!

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Hey, hey, hey!
No peeking!

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Happy anniversary, Marge!

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A koi pond!
It's beautiful!

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Oh, you sweet,
wonderful man-child.

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I finally have
a peaceful place to sit
and hear my own thoughts.

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How much money
did he piss away on this?

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What was that?

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What the hell
is that noise?

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That caterpillar
is screaming.

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The poor thing's
in pain.

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What he needs is a visit
from kindly old Doctor Foot.

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Hold it right there,
Doctor Foot.

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You're about to kill
an endangered species,
the screamapillar,

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which has chosen
your yard as its home.

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Fine, I won't kill it.

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Finish the job.

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Mr. Simpson, allowing
an endangered species to die
is a federal offense

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under the Reversal of
Freedoms Act of 1994.

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You are now
legally responsible

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for the safety and well-being
of this screamapillar.

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Everything you need to know
is in this pamphlet.

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Wow. Look at
all this stuff.

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"Without constant reassurance,
it will die.

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"It's sexually
attracted to fire."

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Are you sure God doesn't
want it to be dead?

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Hey, what's God gonna do?
Make my wife leave me again?

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What does he want now?

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If he wants to sleep
with us, forget it!

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Put him down, boy!
Put him down!

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"Once upon a time
there were three bears.

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"The end."

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Oh, fine! I'll go
back to the beginning!

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Oh, no!
I crushed that horrible bug!
What should I do?

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Bury it, quickly,
before anyone finds out.

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I'm gonna tell!

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The hell you will!

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Now we're in it together.
There's no going back.

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Yeah!

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Stop what you're doing!

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Why don't I hear
any screaming?

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He's sleeping!

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Then why don't I hear
any sleep screams?

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Well, the thing
about that is...

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Woo-hoo! He's alive!

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Now you can't punish me.

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Homer Simpson,
for attempted insecticide
and aggravated buggery,

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I sentence you to 200 hours
of community service.

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Next case. Duffman v.
Duff Brewing Corporation.

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Duffman's pension
has been mismanaged!

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Oh, yeah!

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Objection.

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That party-hearty
attitude is a registered

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trademark of
the Duff Corporation.

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Whatever happened
to fair use?

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Lousy community service!

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Meals on Wheels!
Eat it up or I go to jail.

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Didn't these meals
used to have a cobbler?

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They discontinued
the cobbler.

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You smell like cobbler.

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Now let's not get into
who smells like what.

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Come in.

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Oh, I can't let you
leave now.

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Safe and sound.

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That's better.

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Thank God I'm out of matches!
Oh, no. Here's another one.

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Please don't kill me!
I won't tell anyone
about the skeleton!

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And I could bring
you more victims!

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Like Lenny!
He'd go great
with wild rice!

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Oh, don't be such
a nervous Pervis.

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That's not a real skeleton,
it's a Halloween costume.

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But what about the ax?

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Oh, don't be silly.

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I just use that
to chop through

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those tough Meals
on Wheels steaks.

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Oh, I couldn't
possibly eat all this.

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Please join me.

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You're the shut-in.

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So I threw
the SuperBall so hard

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it hit the ceiling twice,
then broke a lamp!

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Oh, Homer, I feel like
I'm talking to Bennett Cerf.

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Yeah, I've gotten a lot of
compliments about my talking.

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Before you go,
would you mind opening
this jar of butter pickles?

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My pleasure.

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Oh, my.
You're as strong
as you are handsome.

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And I can ride
my bike real fast.

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Aren't you a wonder?

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Can I call you
the next time I need
a muscular he-man?

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Hey!
I'm not running an employment
service, you old...

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Oh, you mean me?
I'd be delighted.

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Yello? Hi, Mrs. Bellamy.

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No, I'm not doing anything.
I can mow your lawn.

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Cover for me.

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Hello? Uh-huh.

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Yes, Mrs. Bellamy.
I'll be right there.

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That woman is
taking advantage of you.

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And we need you to do
things around here.

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The oven light is out.

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And you never finished
filling up the aquarium.

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Marge, I can't say no
to a helpless old lady.

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They put spells on you!

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Fine. I'll go talk to her.

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Homer's family
needs him, too.
And that's that!

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Oh, Marge,
you're such a good woman

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to care so much
about your husband.

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All I have left
of my Chester is his
tattered old Army jacket.

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Let me sew that
up for you.

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Make sure
you double stitch.

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Then do these socks.

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Darn her socks?
I say darn her!

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I'll do them and
then I'm out of here.

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Did you hear that
Gertie had a terrible fall
outside the thrift store?

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Oh! She would fall there!

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Hey, who do I have to
gum to get a refill?

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Freshen your drinks,
ladies?

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Laxative?

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Yeah.

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Mother,
may I read a magazine
while I wait in the car?

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Don't you read enough
at school, bookworm?

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I am so sick of
doing her dirty work.

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She's taking
advantage of us, Homer!

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The Missus prefers
you call me Simpson.

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She's got a set
of lungs on her.

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Are you all right?

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That man took my
diamond necklace.

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Don't worry.
You're gonna
be just fine.

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Okay.

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Oh, my gosh.
She's dead!

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So let me get this straight.

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This mysterious man
with braces

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just stabbed the old lady
and disappeared?

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Without a trace.

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Found her will, Chief.

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It was just changed
to leave the Simpsons
$50,000.

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So it's a good
thing she died,

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from our point of view,
financially.

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Well,
I'd like to thank you both
for cooperating with...

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Did you do it?

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Chief Wiggum!
Homer and I are innocent!

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I'm sorry, Marge.

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I can't believe
I tried to trick you
with such an...

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Did you do it?
No!

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Now if you'll excuse us,
we'll just be...

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Does that ever work?

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No. No, never does.

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Book him, Lou.

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Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
I'll be back on the streets
by dinnertime.

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You'll see.

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And the elephant that
couldn't stop laughing
was put to death.

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Speaking of death,

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octogenarian Myrna Bellamy
was brutally murdered
last night.

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The top suspects,
her disgruntled servants,
Homer and Marge Simpson.

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Hmm?

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Top suspects?

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Oh, dear.
Now everyone will think
Homer and I did it.

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The real killer is
the man with the braces.

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Yeah.
If Dad killed everyone
he talked about killing,

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would any of us be here?

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You'd be dead
a million times.

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Do you really think
Homer could be a killer?

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I just can't believe
a man we sat and drank
with all these years

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could do such
a horrible thing.

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Well, we've all got
that voice in our heads
telling us to kill.

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You just have
to drown it out.

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I've been
working on the railroad
all the livelong day

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Yeah, that's better.

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Oh, man. What a day!
I'd kill for a beer.

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Right away, sir.
I don't want no trouble.

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Mmm.

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I'd stab somebody
for a pickle.

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Give me some peanuts.

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You didn't say
you'd kill me.

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I'll kill you if you don't
give me some peanuts.

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Here you go, mister.

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Today's readings
come from Matthew,
Mark, Luke, and John.

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Well, maybe just
Matthew and Mark.

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Amen!

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Next on the
Springfield Death Tour

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is the home of Marge
and Homer Simpson,

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also known as "H-Diddy
and his Murder Ho."

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Go away!

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Wait, wait!
That's a suggestion,
not a threat.

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Homer!

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What? It goes
right by our house.

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This is ridiculous.

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You've been through
my delicates, my silkies,

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my dainties,
and my unmentionables!

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I insist on
searching every inch
of this home personally.

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Here's my underwear drawer.

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Where's that robot?

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Hey, Chief.
You better get in here.

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Mrs. Bellamy's necklace!

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Homer and Marge Simpson,

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you're under arrest for
the murder of Myrna Bellamy.

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Homer,
what are we going to do?

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You know, Chief,
if you let us go,

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there's a diamond
necklace in it for you.

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I hope you're
not suggesting

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that I would take that
necklace as a bribe.

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Think again, dirtbag.

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Because I can
just swipe it later
from the evidence locker!

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Yeah, your wife's gonna look
pretty good in that, Chief.

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Yeah. She's a super lady.

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I can't believe
we've been arrested
for murder.

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Don't worry, Marge.

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I'll cut us
a deal by becoming
a jailhouse snitch.

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I know who
stopped up the toilet.

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Now don't worry, kids.
You'll be placed with
a caring foster family.

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Young'uns, meet your new
brother and sister.

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They's worth five dollars
a day county money.

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I'm Bart.
And this is Lisa.

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Them's city names.

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From now on,
you're Dingus Squatford Jr.
and Pamela E. Lee.

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But I like my old name.

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You hush up, Dingus!

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They hated the victim.

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Her death earned
them $50,000.

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And the necklace was
found in their home.

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Does the defense have
any closing remarks?

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Well, not at this time,
Your Honor.

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This is the only time.

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Well, then no.

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Mr. Foreman,
have you reached
a verdict?

248
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,340
Verdict? Is that what
we were supposed to do?

249
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,093
Well, in all my
years on the bench...

250
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,220
'Cause that's what we did!

251
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,224
You juries.
Gonna be the...

252
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,892
How do you find?

253
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,606
We find
the defendants guilty.

254
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,109
Homer and Marge Simpson,

255
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,030
I sentence you to death
in the electric chair!

256
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:53,827
But we're innocent!
It was the man
with the braces!

257
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,873
Can't you do anything?
Surprise witnesses?
Evidence tampering?

258
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,876
Play the race card!
Play it!

259
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:10,093
We appreciate your
coming to comfort us.
But we're not Catholic.

260
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,637
Oh, dear, dear, dear.

261
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,723
Well, then I hope you enjoy
your stay in hell.

262
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,061
Nice dress.

263
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,688
Oh, go home and have
sex with your wife!

264
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,732
That's it. Bring it on!

265
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,525
Why you little...

266
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,447
Come on, you sainted...

267
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,084
How can you have
such an appetite
at a time like this?

268
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:46,505
Let's just say
I'm planning a little
surprise for the execution.

269
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,175
This cannon is gonna
be full when I go off.

270
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,593
Ka-boom!

271
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,680
You know,
this is our last night

272
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,724
and our cells
are side by side.

273
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,519
It's hard to get
in the mood

274
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,605
with all those
murderous eyes
staring at us.

275
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,525
Just think of them
as twinkling stars.

276
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,695
Homie, I'm sorry.
I can't.

277
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,699
I just keep thinking about
everything we're gonna miss.

278
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:18,203
The kids growing up.
Grandchildren.

279
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:25,711
I want to confess.
I killed and robbed
the old lady all by myself.

280
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,713
Marge is completely innocent.

281
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,716
The only thing
she's guilty of
is loving too much.

282
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,467
The murder I did.

283
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,515
Congratulations,
Mrs. Simpson.

284
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,102
Your husband
confessed to everything.
You're free to go.

285
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,940
Oh, my love.
You saved my life.

286
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,317
Now you do it for me.

287
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,786
Dead man walking
on the green mile!

288
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,669
Give me your hands, boss.

289
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,422
I'll kill you!

290
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,759
I killed them other people,
and I'll kill you, too!

291
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,429
You want some cornbread,
Mr. Jingles?

292
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,098
Well, you can forget it.

293
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,725
Because I'm gonna kill you!

294
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,119
Hello?

295
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,079
Yes, Governor!

296
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,082
No, Governor.
It's not too late.

297
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,211
Yes, Governor.
I'll tell him right away.

298
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:53,298
The governor says he hopes
you're a twitcher!

299
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,925
Oh, yes!

300
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,135
Oh.
Chin up, Homer.

301
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,222
We've gotta put
an electrode there
to ground the brain stem.

302
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,681
Thank you.

303
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,438
Goodbye, Marge.

304
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,149
I'll always love you.

305
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,155
You're on Frame Up!

306
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:19,991
That's right.

307
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,993
Homer Simpson,
you're the latest victim

308
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,830
of the new reality show,
Frame Up!

309
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,041
It's the man
with the braces!

310
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,920
I'm also your host.
Now let's meet a ghost.

311
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,340
Mrs. Bellamy?

312
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,093
There never was
a Mrs. Bellamy.

313
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,555
Only me,
Carmen Electra!

314
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,014
I knew it!

315
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,891
And I'm some
actor they hired!

316
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,686
Frame Up is
Fox's latest hit,

317
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:51,481
right after
No Pants Island
and Fart Date!

318
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:53,900
This whole thing
was a joke?

319
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,070
I've never been
so relieved!

320
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,447
Relieved and angry.

321
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,532
So wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

322
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,367
You tied up
the judicial system,

323
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,536
costing the city
millions of dollars,

324
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,204
just for a TV show?

325
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,330
Yes.

326
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,748
And I'm gonna be
in the show?

327
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,833
Yes!

328
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,544
Can Eddy and Lou
have producer credits?
Yup!

329
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,296
Now what are
your last names?

330
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,798
We don't have them.
We're like Cher.

331
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:20,886
Oh, Homie.
I'm so lucky
to be married

332
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,889
to such a selfless
and loving man.

333
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,727
Mom, Dad!
Thank God you're okay!

334
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,855
We were in the greenroom.
I had so much shrimp.

335
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,941
Well, I'm glad
everyone's all right.

336
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,193
But I think you
should be ashamed.

337
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,030
Toying with a human life
for TV ratings.

338
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,657
Uh, Homer.
My face is up here.

339
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,743
I've made my choice.

340
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,630
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