1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,287 The Simpsons. 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,184 How I Spent My Strummer Vacation. 3 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,219 - Hi, Moe. Got any beer? - Sure. Check in the fridge. 4 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,879 Wait a minute, I'm at work. You gotta pay for it. 5 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,060 What the...? Where's my money? 6 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,251 Dear Homie, had to buy diapers for Maggie. Love, Marge. 7 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:44,482 - Wha...? - Simpson. 8 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,601 Dear Dad, took money for the book fair. 9 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,249 Homer, I need cash or they're gonna break my legs. 10 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,760 Sorry, Homer. 11 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,858 - So you're gonna let me walk out sober? - I'm afraid so. 12 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,035 - And you can live with that? - Ya-huh. 13 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:01,739 Fine. There are plenty other ways for me to alter my consciousness. 14 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,758 Oh, yeah. 15 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,712 Are you gonna buy those toads or just lick them? 16 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,516 Lick them. Go away. 17 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,844 Thanks for the donation, Mr. Simpson. Do you feel okay? 18 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:27,379 Jewish? Oh, no, I'm not Jewish. 19 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:35,001 Wait till Moe sees how wasted I got without him. 20 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:36,732 He's gonna plotz. 21 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,328 You wouldn't serve Homer because he didn't have money? 22 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,561 What happened to you, Moe? You used to be about the booze. 23 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:46,700 Oh, yeah. I guess I got caught up in all the glitz and glamour. 24 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:53,968 - Well, Moe. - Homer, I'm so sorry. Have a free beer. 25 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:01,403 Uh, I don't care about the color of your skin, Lenny. 26 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:03,697 You're my friend. 27 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,214 Man, I've never seen anybody get loaded so fast. 28 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,160 Can you say the alphabet backwards? 29 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,778 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? You... 30 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,260 - Hey, I'm worried. - I've had just about enough of you. 31 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,784 - Oh, yeah? - Uh-huh. 32 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,568 - Oh, rats. - I'm out of here. 33 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,550 We can't let our friend drive like this. I'm liable here. 34 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,198 - Uh...? - Get his keys. 35 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,506 Hey, you want my keys? Get them now, jerks. 36 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,445 So long, jerks. 37 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,717 Running after the car, huh? Let's see if you can follow this. 38 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,002 Oh, that's it. 39 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,206 - Where to, pal? - Moe's Tavern. 40 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:58,469 Good morning, everybody. 41 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:00,962 What's for breakfast, cutie? 42 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:04,059 Homie, it's 5 p.m. We're having dinner. 43 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:07,750 What? Wait a... That can't be right. 44 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:12,130 Wait. Was last night the night we set the clocks ahead eight hours? 45 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,279 You got loaded at Moe's and the car had to be towed home. 46 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,541 If I was that drunk, I would remember it. 47 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:21,316 It's true. I couldn't even wake you up for work this morning. 48 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,924 I had to tell Mr. Burns you had violent diarrhea. 49 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,615 Oh, couldn't you come up with a less embarrassing lie? 50 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,076 But you did have violent diarrhea. 51 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,944 Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay. 52 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,011 Remember how you got home last night, Dad? 53 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,523 Of course. 54 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:44,662 It was, uh, some kind of a light rail. 55 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,040 There's no light rail in Springfield. 56 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,271 Oh, won't anyone pretend to believe me? 57 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,733 - I will, Dad. - That's why you're my favorite. 58 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:58,499 All right, time for my favorite show. 59 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,939 Monkey Trauma Center... 60 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,618 ...will not be seen tonight... 61 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,288 ...so we may present this cheaper show. 62 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,948 Taxicab Conversations. 63 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,920 Hey, I read about this show in Teen Modern Maturity. 64 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,611 They film passengers with cameras and catch them at their most uninhibited. 65 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,467 That explains that. 66 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,433 Looks like somebody got down tonight. 67 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,155 Disco Stu always gets down, baby. 68 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,438 Because when the beat is hot, the... 69 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,463 - Hey, can you keep a secret? - What is it, hon? 70 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,329 I hate disco. 71 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:41,250 It's all I've talked about for so long, people think I'm a one-note guy. 72 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,275 It's just getting harder, you know. 73 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,455 I had no idea Disco Stu was so complex. 74 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,240 - How you doing? - Talky thing, ain't you? 75 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,826 Another proud moment for the Simpsons. 76 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,714 I don't remember anybody telling me I was gonna be on TV. 77 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,157 - So, what do you do for a living? - Oh, you know, I'm a guy at a place. 78 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:07,578 How'd you get such a crappy job? You a convict or a junkie? 79 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,727 - Little of both. You got a family? - Oh, yeah. 80 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,021 Wife and two or three kids. 81 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,086 Can't imagine my life without them. 82 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:17,171 Oh, you big fooler. 83 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:20,247 Pretending not to remember so you could surprise us. 84 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,459 Yeah, I'm pretty great. 85 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,805 At the end of a hard day... 86 00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:30,497 ...there's no better feeling than coming home to the people that you love. 87 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:34,439 - Oh, Homie. - That is so sweet. 88 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,587 I had no idea, Dad. 89 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,308 I just assumed with all the stranglings, you know... 90 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,290 That my family isn't the center of my universe? 91 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,417 Are you nuts? 92 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,524 Then there's those other days... 93 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:50,194 ...where you just wish you never got married or had kids. 94 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,083 One minute, you're a carefree teenager... 95 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:58,734 ...with dreams of being a rock star, or a photographer for Playboy... 96 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,748 ...then, bam, some babe gets her claws in you... 97 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:08,650 ...and, boom, you got a bunch of kids that always needs love. 98 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,436 So whammo, you get stuck in some boring job... 99 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:17,878 ...where they don't let you play guitar or take pictures of naked women. 100 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:22,362 And all you can do is watch yourself get bald and fat... 101 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,980 ...and kiss your dreams goodbye. 102 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:33,008 Oh, I can't believe they took Monkey Trauma Center off for this. 103 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,421 Lousy family. 104 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:44,717 So I'm just some babe who sank her claws into you. 105 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,637 - A hot babe. - Oh! 106 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,858 Have you always resented us, Dad? 107 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,663 Oh, I don't resent you, sweetheart. 108 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:56,208 What I was trying to say, and maybe I didn't use the right words... 109 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,306 ...was that marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail. 110 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,382 - But as coffins go... - Please don't say anymore. 111 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,498 Sorry we ruined your life, Homer. 112 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:13,131 Oh, what have I done? 113 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,161 - Get in. - What? 114 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:23,986 Get in. 115 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,998 Hey, what's this suitcase for? 116 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,302 - Are we going on a trip? - You are. 117 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,330 Where are you taking me? 118 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:39,626 A place where you'll never be bothered by your family again. 119 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,066 Get out of the car, Homer. 120 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:55,757 You can't just leave me out here. There's not another woman for miles. 121 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:58,478 Sorry, Dad. Maybe now you'll appreciate us. 122 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,064 While you're spending the week at... 123 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,650 Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp. 124 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,645 The Rolling Stones' Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp. 125 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,981 But I thought you guys were mad at me. 126 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,525 For once in my life, I'm confused. 127 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:16,048 We had a family meeting and decided... 128 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:20,052 ...that even though what you said about us was incredibly thoughtless... 129 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,544 ...and hurtful, you had a point. 130 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,266 - Damn straight. - You work a job you don't like... 131 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,664 ...so I'm able to be home with the kids. 132 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:31,605 And you take me places you hate like museums, plays and the Olive Garden. 133 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,567 And even though you knew I ratted you out to the IRS... 134 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,631 - ...you never busted me. - You what? 135 00:08:37,059 --> 00:08:40,062 So to say thank you for all your sacrifices... 136 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:44,785 ...we spent our family vacation fund on something that's just for you. 137 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,215 - Do you like it? - You guys are the best. 138 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,446 I love you. I love you. I love you... 139 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:52,022 I'm okay. I love you. I love you. I love you. 140 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,156 Hey, what gives? Where are all the rock stars? 141 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,575 I don't know, but it's starting to get dark. 142 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,089 Huh, what was that? 143 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:08,893 Oh, it's getting closer. 144 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,631 - Hello, campers. - How you doing? 145 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,655 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. 146 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,431 Welcome to Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp... 147 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,830 ...where you'll experience the complete rock 'n' roll lifestyle... 148 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,896 ...without the lawsuits and STDs. 149 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,524 - Whoa! STDs! - Now, you're all here for one reason... 150 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,985 - To rock! - Who said that? 151 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,332 That's right, Otto. We're here to rock! 152 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,211 So get a good night's sleep. 153 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:51,049 And remember rule number one, there are no rules. 154 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,168 Rule number two, no outside food. 155 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:56,762 Oh, what a gyp. 156 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:01,122 Hey, Mick, you gonna teach us your cocksure strut? 157 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,802 Not today, I got a ton of paperwork to catch up on. 158 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,973 Ah, tell me about it. At my job, we... Oh, you're gone. 159 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,737 Hey! Wake up! 160 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:18,285 Are you ready to receive professional training in rock? 161 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:22,112 - Have you been awake all night? - I am so excited, I couldn't fall asleep. 162 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,687 I even took some pills I found on the floor. 163 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,700 You took pills you found on the floor? 164 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,130 Uh-huh, now I'm afraid that if I stop talking, I'll die. Isn't Mick cool? 165 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,352 I thought he'd be all like, "I'm a rock star. Aren't I great?" 166 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,157 But he's just like you or me or Jesus over there. 167 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,941 - Can I have a guitar? - Can I have a guitar? 168 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,510 People, if everyone's gonna pick guitar, I'm not gonna have enough. 169 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,367 - Oh, come on. - There's lots of other fun instruments... 170 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,067 ...like bass. 171 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,730 Come on, who'd like to be a bass player? 172 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,138 Out of my way, nerdlinger. 173 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,630 - My image. - Get me the Strat. 174 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,247 Hand me the Strat. 175 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:04,831 I'm telling Mr. Jagger. 176 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,511 Ooh, "I'm telling Mr. Jagger." 177 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:14,795 The clothes you wear on stage should be a defiant statement of individuality. 178 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,175 Like this, Mr. Kravitz? 179 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:18,678 God, no. 180 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:23,214 May we talk about, uh, accentuating the masculine area? 181 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,509 Did you hear that, people? Apu asked about crotch stuffing. 182 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,366 Now, I don't do it. Kenny Loggins does. 183 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,334 I trusted you! 184 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,358 I trusted you! 185 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,731 Now, a guitar has many, many nicknames. 186 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,380 An ax, a gitbox... Well, I guess that's it. 187 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,008 Anyway, we're gonna start with the fundamentals. 188 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,177 Playing a burning guitar with your teeth. 189 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,720 All right, fire. 190 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,587 - Mr. Seltzer? - Setzer. 191 00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,130 No, I think it's Seltzer. 192 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,795 - What is it, Homer? - I came up with a stage move... 193 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,208 ...I feel is very cool. 194 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,119 Baby, baby, baby, baby. 195 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,353 We've gotta start using a cheaper oatmeal. 196 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,345 Sorry, Mick! 197 00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,555 Simpson! 198 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,789 Okay, strut, strut, strut... 199 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:21,012 ...strut, strut, spin, and rooster. 200 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,077 Look, everyone, Homer's got it. 201 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,945 I'm so hot for me I'm so hot for me. 202 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,030 I'm so cold. 203 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,991 Okay, now schoolmarm. 204 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,358 I'm the burning fire. 205 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,558 I'm the bleeding volcano. 206 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,695 Everybody's naughty... 207 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,000 ...and freeze finish. 208 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,013 No matter where you are... 209 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,880 ...always say it's the wildest town in the whole damn world. 210 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,029 When you said it in Springfield last year, you didn't mean it? 211 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,252 Yeah, sure I did. But only because Springfield really is the wildest town... 212 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,515 ...in the whole damn world. 213 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,767 - Yes, I knew it. I knew it. - Springfield! 214 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,220 Lyrics are the hardest part of songwriting. 215 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,191 When you come up with something meaningful and heartfelt... 216 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:08,090 - Boring. - Will you stop saying that? 217 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,561 Rock stars are supposed to be about drinking... 218 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,647 ...and getting drunk and boozing it up. 219 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,951 Girls that have legs and know how to use them. 220 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,172 And why I can't drive 55. 221 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,310 You just want mindless generic rock? 222 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,187 Precisely. 223 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:30,050 See that drunk girl Speeding down the street? 224 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,602 Yeah! 225 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,752 She's worried about the state Of public schools. 226 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,215 She likes to party, she likes to rock. 227 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,977 Yeah! 228 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:44,032 She prays that our schools Don't run out of chalk. 229 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,845 Getting away from the gig can be a matter of life and death. 230 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,307 So you gotta be in great physical shape. 231 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,821 Okay, follow me. 232 00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:08,129 - Paparazzi to the left. - I got them. 233 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,968 I'm entitled to a private life. I'm not a role model and so forth. 234 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:16,127 Good, Homer. Now, just past the groupies and we're home. 235 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,994 I love you. Please sleep with us. 236 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,625 They're bloody cardboard. 237 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,253 We know. 238 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,528 You ain't never caught a rabbit. 239 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,406 And you ain't no friend of mine. 240 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,560 - Yeah! - Aah! 241 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,146 Well, what do you think? 242 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,346 Uh, you rock, Homer. 243 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:51,433 Really? You really think I'm better than you? 244 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,019 That was great, Homie. 245 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,855 - What the hell are you doing here? - Camp is over, Homer. 246 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,702 - It's been a week already? - I'm glad you had fun. 247 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,726 - But it's time to come home. - Your mother's right, Homer. 248 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,032 - Gotta get back to the real world. - We've all gotta get home. 249 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,044 My lawn's not gonna mow itself. 250 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:12,120 And I've gotta put up the storm windows. Winter's coming. 251 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,593 Wait. Don't go. 252 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:19,180 I wanna keep on rocking. Come on, guys. A-one, a-two... 253 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,077 I'll take that. 254 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,463 No! 255 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,488 It came with a pick. 256 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,288 Come on, Dad. 257 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:37,761 No! No! I won't go. You can't make me! 258 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:41,035 - You knew this day was coming. - I knew nothing. 259 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,704 Ugh, stop kicking me, Dad. 260 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,466 Never. 261 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,993 My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream. 262 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,339 I was so close to being a rock star... 263 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,019 ...but now, there's a chance it might not happen. 264 00:15:56,540 --> 00:16:00,784 I'll just have to settle for being a fat, bald, fat nothing. 265 00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,046 Finally. Can we go now? 266 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:08,031 Now, before I lock the door, do you have to go to the bathroom? 267 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,023 No, I'm fine. 268 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,318 Ugh, I'm so despondent. 269 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,780 Cheer up, Homer. It's only rock 'n' roll camp. 270 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:19,448 But I like it. 271 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,632 Tell you what, we're doing a benefit gig before we leave. 272 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,843 How would you like to join us on-stage? 273 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,388 - For serious? - For serious, Homer. 274 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,328 Can I have 40 guest passes? 275 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,968 Woo-hoo! 276 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,513 Wow, all access. 277 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:46,006 All access. 278 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,780 Ooh, good thing it's laminated. 279 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,857 - Sir, you can't... - All access. 280 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,263 Oh, sorry. 281 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,367 - All access. - Ooh. 282 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,983 - Nice. - You rock. 283 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,458 Wow, Homer. I ain't had front row seats since my Moonie wedding. 284 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,450 After the show, you can come backstage for pizza and pop. 285 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:14,992 - Yes! - All right! 286 00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:17,183 Now, that's a winning combination. 287 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,853 Here you go. Front and center. 288 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,835 I'm so proud of you, Homie. 289 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:27,172 It's like you're Kid Rock and I'm Pamela Anderson Lee Rock. 290 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,480 Ooh, gotta run. Enjoy the show. 291 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,726 Okay, let's see the eyes. 292 00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:43,532 Now the fire. 293 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:47,942 Thanks, mate. 294 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,405 - Couldn't you find a fuel-efficient Satan? - Don't you have a crotch to stuff? 295 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,156 Evening, fellow rockers. 296 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,056 There you are. Thought we were going to go on without you. 297 00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,549 I'm ready. Just give me a guitar. How many solos should I do? Four. 298 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,865 I'll do four. 299 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,066 Uh, Homer, you didn't think you were gonna be playing with...? 300 00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:11,143 My official tour jacket. Lookit... 301 00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:14,386 Wait. You misspelled "guitar hero." 302 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,201 Look, sorry if there's been a misunderstanding, Homer. 303 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,735 We really just need you to tap the mikes and say: 304 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,822 - "Test, test." - Can't you do it? 305 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,880 Okay. So I'll, uh... 306 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,163 Okay. 307 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,838 - Look, there's Dad! - Woo-hoo! Yay, Homer! 308 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,194 I'm his groupie, ha, ha. 309 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,123 Am I saying that right? Groupie? 310 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,689 - Yeah! - Yeah, Homer! 311 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,129 You're the man, Homer! You're the man! 312 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:51,121 You rock the house! Let's go, Homer! 313 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,154 It's go time! It's go time! 314 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:55,093 Test. Test. 315 00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,305 Why is he performing the duties of a roadie? 316 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,526 Am I saying that right? Roadie? 317 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,852 Test, test. Check, check. 318 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,126 - Hey, he's not rocking out at all. - Test. 319 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,661 Test. Test. 320 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,486 You're testing my love for you. 321 00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,166 Check, check You're checking to see if I'm true. 322 00:19:17,658 --> 00:19:19,743 Test one, test two Test three, test four. 323 00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:22,287 You test me like the water In El Salvador. 324 00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:25,280 - Whoa, El Salvador! - What's all this then? 325 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,219 He's stealing the show from us. 326 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,670 Not on my shift. 327 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,120 Let's rock 'n' roll. 328 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,661 Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. 329 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,469 No! 330 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,882 Oh, yeah. It's good to see the spectacle back in rock. 331 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,012 Did you know it was gonna turn into a riot, Dad? 332 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:11,502 Oh, yeah. 333 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:14,548 When you've been in as many as I have, you can sense them coming. 334 00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:19,084 - Did they ever find Tom Petty's toe? - What am I, the lost and found? 335 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,837 There's no excuse for our horrible behavior tonight, Homer. 336 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,069 We acted like a bunch of angry young men. 337 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,634 Rock 'n' roll is supposed to be about peace and love. 338 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:31,002 I hope you won't judge the entire Brian Setzer Orchestra by my actions. 339 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:34,172 What we're trying to say, Homer, is we're sorry. 340 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,055 By the way, I don't suppose any of you have seen my, um...? 341 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,072 - No. Sorry. - Oh. 342 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,743 There's no need for apologies, guys. You're rock stars. 343 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,600 You're supposed to be reckless and destructive... 344 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,708 ...and be celebrated for behavior that would land normal people in jail. 345 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,846 That's what I told them, Homer. 346 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,223 Just the same, we'd like to make it up to you. 347 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,674 We're doing a gig tomorrow to benefit the victims of tonight's gig. 348 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,979 We'd consider it an honor if you join us. 349 00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,263 Well, you're very sweet, Mick. 350 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,579 But the only rocking I wanna do is in my living-room chair... 351 00:21:07,184 --> 00:21:09,287 ...surrounded by the world's greatest backup group, my family. 352 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,751 ...surrounded by the world's greatest backup group, my family. 353 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,609 There goes the last DJ. 354 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,864 Are you sure you don't miss hanging out with your rock-star friends, Dad? 355 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,333 No, I got something to remember them by. 356 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,139 - Have fun at school, kids. - Later, Homer. 357 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,622 Mr. Simpson, this zone is for school buses only. 358 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,346 Rock 'n' roll! Woo-hoo. 359 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:39,507 Papa says no. 360 00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:41,677 Make up you mind 'cause I gotta go. 361 00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,960 I'm gonna raise hell at the Union Hall. 362 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,442 Drive myself right over the wall. 363 00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:49,017 Rip this joint Gonna save your soul. 364 00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,270 Round and round and round we go. 365 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,741 Roll this joint Gonna get down low. 366 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,900 Start my starter Gonna stop the show. 367 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:02,187 And I've gotta put up the storm windows. Winter's coming. 368 00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:06,295 Everybody's naughty and freeze finish. 369 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:10,070 She likes to party, she likes to rock. 370 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:11,706 Yeah! 371 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:14,293 But there's lots of other fun instruments, like bass. 372 00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:17,692 I hope you won't judge the entire Brian Setzer Orchestra by my actions. 373 00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:20,377 Rock 'n' roll is supposed to be about peace and love. 374 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,958 - Who said that? - Will you stop saying that? 375 00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,326 Simpson!