1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,317 The Simpsons. 2 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:05,995 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky. 3 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:30,437 Before we begin, may I remind you, school computers are not to be used... 4 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:34,524 ...to access PrincipalSkinnerStinks.com, SkinnerSucks.org... 5 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,214 ...or ShaveThisSkinner. Ed... 6 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,969 He didn't say anything about SkinnerlnAShredder.com. 7 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,378 Let's make this the best year ever. 8 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,194 Today we have a special guest: 9 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:52,062 A documentary filmmaker whose works include Lost Luggage, Shattered Lives... 10 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,440 ...and Upskirt Dreams. 11 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,859 Please welcome Declan Desmond. 12 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,801 Thank you. Now, when you think of documentaries... 13 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:05,680 ...you probably think of the Maysles brothers and Barbara Kopple. 14 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,601 Well, they're not good enough to wipe my lens. 15 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,363 Here's a look at my work. 16 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,230 A film I made about Krusty Burger: 17 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,796 Do You Want Lies With That? 18 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:22,228 Does it bother you that Krusty uses mad cow beef to save money? 19 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,335 No. Because they pass the savings on to me, the consumer. 20 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:31,362 Aren't you ashamed to lend your likeness to substandard food? 21 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:35,408 Look, I give people a meat-like burger and some kind of cola... 22 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,327 ...and they still get change back from their 50. 23 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,153 Your customers may be shocked by my footage of you... 24 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:44,354 ...stapling together abandoned, half-eaten burgers. 25 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,482 Good as new. 26 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,279 Powerful. Now he's gonna make a documentary... 27 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,139 ...about Springfield Elementary... 28 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,304 ...which I assume will be glowing and positive... 29 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,170 ...unlike all of his other work. 30 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:02,091 Right. Now, everyone, while I'm filming, please be yourselves. 31 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,157 I want to see troubled children brooding, bullies doling out what for... 32 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:10,307 What about us cool kids? Should we just chill out? 33 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,101 You're doing great. 34 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,510 Stay with the dink. 35 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,762 America is supposed to be a democracy. 36 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,713 But in the schoolyard, cool rules. 37 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,757 And Springfield's Machiavelli of the monkey bars... 38 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,103 ...is one Bartholomew Simpson. 39 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,022 On today's royal agenda: 40 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:30,327 Digging up dirt clods to throw at his school chums. 41 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,946 I chuck them at nerds, girls I like. Whatever. 42 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,209 Munch mud, Simpson. 43 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,224 I'm telling. 44 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,570 Oh, man. 45 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,623 And in a flash... 46 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,210 ...Bart's glory has gone the way of England's masculinity. 47 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:52,850 It's a dangerous life being a hall monitor. 48 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,925 When you leave home in the morning... 49 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:58,449 ...you may be kissing your dolls goodbye for the last time. 50 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,921 My sash says "Ultraman." 51 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,205 I think we've seen enough. 52 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,344 You should realize that our school is not all nitwits and Nelsons. 53 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,690 Why don't I open a door at random? 54 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:17,030 Why, look. It's typical student Lisa Simpson. 55 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:18,614 Oh, hello. 56 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,973 I've just been listening to Bach while reading at a sixth-grade level. 57 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,619 Indeed. 58 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,133 Hitting it off already. 59 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:30,304 I haven't seen such a natural pair since half sandwich and soup of the day. 60 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,254 I'll leave you two alone. 61 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:35,580 Remember, as far as he knows, we still teach Math. 62 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:39,730 Hmm, Lisa, I can't help but wonder if this is a bit of a put-on. 63 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,368 Why, whatever do you mean? 64 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:43,848 Whoa! 65 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,696 Huh? What? Go, Aberdeen! 66 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:55,027 Ha, ha, you can't blame Principal Skinner for wanting to feature his best student. 67 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,415 - And that's you. - Well, I am young, gifted and yellow. 68 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:03,931 My interests include music, science, justice, animals, shapes, feelings. 69 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:08,269 So you see yourself more as a buffet-style intellectual. 70 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,052 Picking and nibbling... 71 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,055 ...until one day you're 38 and managing a Barnes & Noble. 72 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:14,838 Hey, that's not gonna happen. 73 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:18,248 Lisa, I'm afraid you're a dilettante. Pick a path and follow it. 74 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,261 Or you'll grow up, slog your way through Mount Holyoke... 75 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,670 - ...and squeeze out babies. - Stop it! 76 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,657 Since Nelson nailed you with that dirt, no one thinks you're cool anymore. 77 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:34,441 Even that kid that wears diapers is more popular. 78 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,620 And he ain't popular. 79 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:39,488 So? I'll bounce back. I always bounce back. 80 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,553 Like after the time I accidentally called the teacher mom. 81 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,087 Even I beat you up that day. 82 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,444 After you passed out. 83 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,240 What's that hood ornament doing around your neck? 84 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,294 I snapped it off some jerk's car. 85 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,349 I could go to prison for life, but whatever. 86 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:58,923 Ah! Wow! 87 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,698 The only way to be cooler than him is to do what he does. 88 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:04,054 I've gotta steal me a hood ornament. 89 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:05,566 But how? 90 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,469 Is something wrong, kids? You haven't touched your Dinnerables. 91 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,598 Nelson steals a hood ornament and now he's king of the school. 92 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:20,518 All that's left for me is to become the biggest drunk this town's ever seen. 93 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,802 Pfft! Talking won't get you there. 94 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,368 Lisa, what's bumming you out? 95 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,099 They cancel a test or something? 96 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,155 Dad, my life lacks direction. 97 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,814 It's a concern. A serious concern. 98 00:05:35,294 --> 00:05:36,795 Hey, I never chose a path. 99 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:41,310 And because I kept my options open, I can finally do what I want. 100 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,063 - And what's that? - I'm gonna die alone. 101 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,390 Gotta pick a career. Gotta pick a career. 102 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,945 I can find a good career at this museum. 103 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:54,573 Or at least see if they fixed that mislabeled raccoon I complained about. 104 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,973 Hmm, maybe I could be an expert on dinosaurs. 105 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:00,465 Don't do it, little girl. 106 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:05,334 I spent 30 years brushing the teeth of dead monsters. 107 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:11,424 Maybe geology. 108 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,761 "Formed by unimaginable heat and pressure deep inside the earth... 109 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:19,744 ...minerals explode in a vast panoply of... "Ew. 110 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,166 Since the dawn of time... 111 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:28,409 ...travelers looking for guidance have turned to the heavens. 112 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:31,788 Polaris, the star of the north... 113 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,009 ...mighty Orion's Belt... 114 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,011 ...the majestic Milky Way... 115 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,857 ...home of a familiar blue planet we call... 116 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,256 ...Rigel VII. Not too far from Earth. 117 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,978 We have only scratched the surface of the universe. 118 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:49,190 Who will discover the wonders that lie beyond our galaxy? 119 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,849 Will it be you or you? 120 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,300 Or you? 121 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:57,605 That's it. Lisa Simpson, astronomer. 122 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:03,580 Now who will press my reset button? 123 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,415 Will it be you? 124 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:06,801 Or you? 125 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,137 Or you? 126 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,679 Oh, Dad, look at this one. 127 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,901 Sweetie, Daddy doesn't have enough money for that. 128 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,103 Unless they take a check. 129 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,616 We certainly do. 130 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,538 Boing! 131 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,894 Why did you say that? Your check gonna bounce? 132 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,542 No, ha, ha, of course not. 133 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,012 Duh! 134 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,494 Why did you say that? Are you implying I'm dumb? 135 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:45,048 Ah, I have to go. 136 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,689 Oh, my God! Space monsters are invading us! 137 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,983 Dad, that's a moth. 138 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:56,393 Oh. Well, where do I twist this thing to make funny patterns? 139 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,885 Dad, that's a kaleidoscope. 140 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,564 You may be a smart kid... 141 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:04,266 ...but you don't know much about not hurting people's feelings. 142 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:12,461 Okay. "At 6:22 p.m., Venus will be visible at 27 degrees." 143 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,089 Hiyo! 144 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,701 Oh, it's beautiful. 145 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,378 What happened? 146 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,749 Thanks a lot, surviving Beach Boys. 147 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:34,264 Okay. Jupiter should be somewhere around here. 148 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,986 Hmm... Hey. 149 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,945 For three seconds there, you were legally the mayor. 150 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:51,594 Yeah. And you was a girl, Joe. 151 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,247 It should be dark enough to see the stars up here. 152 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,387 You stole my stars, Springfield! 153 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:07,068 No one ever wrote a poem about sickly orange barf glow. 154 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,165 I know exactly how you feel, young lady. 155 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,063 What you are seeing is light pollution. 156 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,721 Light pollution. 157 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,067 For astronomers like me... 158 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,820 ...this is a bigger problem even than... I don't know... 159 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,647 ...say, getting a date, which is difficult for the geeky people. 160 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,440 We've gotta do something. 161 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:28,923 I know. Maybe we can get people to sign a petition. 162 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:30,956 Well, I'd like to help, I would. 163 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:34,950 But if I leave this observatory, another astronomer will move right in. 164 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,776 They're like hermit crabs. They... There's one now. 165 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:39,287 I see you! 166 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,687 You said he was out of microscopes! 167 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,817 Hey, check out this hood ornament I stole. 168 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:49,756 With this glinting gewgaw... 169 00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:54,271 ...the beta male attempts to reclaim leadership of his herd. 170 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,878 Oh, that's good narration. 171 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:01,925 That's not a hood ornament. It's a pacifier you spray-painted silver. 172 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,111 Wait, that's not right. 173 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,690 Oh, look. It's jill-of-all-trades. 174 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,807 So, what's the ambition du jour? 175 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:23,811 I'm collecting signatures to bring back the night sky. 176 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,001 Wow, the night sky. 177 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,431 How did you come up with that, tilt your head up? 178 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,924 Does it make you feel superior to tear down people's dreams? 179 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:35,114 Yes. Does it make you feel smart to question people's motives? 180 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,544 - Yes. - Well, all right then. 181 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,790 Hi. I'm trying to reduce light pollution. 182 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,710 Argh! I'd be happy to scrimshaw your petition. 183 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,144 People of Springfield, I've heard your pleas. 184 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,303 Whether you're an idealistic stargazer like Lisa... 185 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,755 ...or a faded southern belle who needs the forgiving cloak of night... 186 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:05,322 ...to seduce naïve young delivery boys with more pizza than common sense... 187 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:10,035 ...I say Springfield will be the dimmest city in America. 188 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,106 Look up at the stars, Springfield. 189 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:23,590 For eons, people have gazed at the skies and seen into their souls. 190 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,856 Oh, stop. 191 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,556 Look out, Matthew Modine and Charlene Tilton. 192 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,913 There are new stars in town: 193 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,382 Sky stars. 194 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:59,167 Now visible thanks to Springfield's latest cave-in... 195 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,180 ...to the astronomer lobby. 196 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:02,597 The best part is... 197 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,590 ...next week we'll get to see the Deadly meteor shower. 198 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:07,185 Deadly meteor shower? 199 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,970 Named after its discoverer, Professor Artimus Deadly... 200 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,525 ...who was, ironically, killed in the shower of 1853. 201 00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:17,957 The last time those meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. 202 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,335 Naturally, we blamed it on the Irish. 203 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,410 We hanged more than a few. 204 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,958 Sounds like some bad eggs are cooking up trouble. 205 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,878 Mm... Bad eggs. 206 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,563 Check it out. 207 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,223 This is great. It's darker than a French chick's armpit. 208 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:51,845 Oh, every car has been harvested. 209 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,722 I've got to get that hood ornament. No matter who owns it. 210 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,509 That bird touched my car. 211 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,271 You know what to do. 212 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,534 You're gonna be drinking worms through a straw. 213 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,082 Springfield's pro-darkness policy has resulted in vandalism... 214 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,346 ...unmatched since the Detroit Tigers last made the playoffs... 215 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,056 ...over two centuries ago. 216 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,298 The government has issued an Orange alert... 217 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,592 ...which, once again, means nothing. 218 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:36,160 Time to get that hood's ornament. 219 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,135 Buonasera, Fat Tony. 220 00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,616 I park your car the way Mama used to do. 221 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,056 Why, thank you. And may I say... 222 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,215 ...your mustache looks thick and hearty. 223 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,789 Fully Italian. 224 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,208 Try the cheese pizza. 225 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,606 It's greasy like, uh, you. 226 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,245 You're gonna depreciate a Mafia don's car? 227 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:02,321 Hey, heh, we're all gonna be murdered someday. 228 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,513 Two, four, six, eight! It's time to reilluminate! 229 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,568 Mr. Mayor, you can't flip-flop on this. 230 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,706 We'll miss the meteor shower. 231 00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:14,740 Oh, I don't know how you keep getting past Security. 232 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:20,204 Luigi, I appreciate your courtesy valet service. 233 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,207 I made a note on your card in my Rolodex: 234 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:24,865 "Don't whack." 235 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,586 Thank you, Fat Tony. Thank you. 236 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,267 But at the risk of enraging you by making you look stupid... 237 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,625 ...we have no valet parking. 238 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:39,525 You mean that 10-year-old with a mustache was a phony? 239 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:45,771 You know, Bart, I really like spending time with you. 240 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,138 Just hold the light. 241 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,057 I can't see nothing. 242 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,872 Let's fire blindly into the dark. 243 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,176 No. You might hit a made man. 244 00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,001 - They want light... - Unh. 245 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,295 ...by God, they'll get light. 246 00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:07,022 No! 247 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:14,821 End of the line. 248 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,608 Hey, you're not John Ritter. 249 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,694 And you ain't that gorilla from the zoo. 250 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:33,131 Okay, you filthy booze-bags, it's 2 a.m. So, uh, who's the designated driver? 251 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,842 It was Andy. 252 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,630 No one's ever won Moe's drink-a-gallon-of-gin challenge. 253 00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,768 And no one ever will. 254 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,321 Ah, life is good. 255 00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:50,242 Hey, what happened? It's bright in the middle of the night. 256 00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:53,537 You know what this reminds me of? My Icelandic boyhood. 257 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,695 It's this new anti-crime dealie. 258 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,135 The mayor turned the street lights way up. 259 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,784 My daughter Lisa feels really strongly about it. 260 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,964 - Pro or con? - I don't know. What am I, Super Dad? 261 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,925 Boy, this light has really screwed up the animals. 262 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,789 I'll bet somewhere there's a horse drinking coffee. 263 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,901 I haven't slept in seven days. 264 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:26,549 And I've gotten so much ironing done. 265 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,730 "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night." 266 00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:36,747 Dad, this lack of sleep is making Mom and Maggie crazy. 267 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,886 Don't you think you're overreacting, talking gumball machine? 268 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,118 Or an assemblyman on the take. 269 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:46,725 Forget it. It's so bright out, you can't see anything in the sky... 270 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:48,842 ...except the Fox satellite. 271 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,690 No, I got my eyes on the prize. 272 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:56,318 The hood ornament I desperately want for reasons I can no longer remember. 273 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,238 The only thing stopping me is those lights. 274 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,709 Huh! Bart, I just realized... 275 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,544 ...we both want the same thing: 276 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:06,433 Darkness. And we can get it if we work together. 277 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:09,029 With my brain and your, uh... 278 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,354 Your assistance... 279 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,179 You can say it. I add nothing. 280 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,796 You can't have light without power. 281 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,257 And all the power comes from here. 282 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,307 How'd you get Dad to go along with this? 283 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,730 In his sleep-deprived state, he's very suggestible. 284 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,252 Okay, Dad... 285 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,766 ...you are now playing patty-cake with Maggie. 286 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,386 Palm recognized. Access granted. 287 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:35,013 Aw, my baby's first words. 288 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:43,199 Now we merely push this switch to overload. 289 00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:45,899 Yet once we do, we'll be breaking the law. 290 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,038 Can good truly come from civil disobedience? 291 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:53,083 - Gandhi thought so, but... - Gandhi also said less talk, more rock. 292 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:09,610 Uh-oh! All the lights are out. You better get the entire force working on this. 293 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:13,479 - But, chief, we are the entire force. - Okay. We gotta start recruiting, Lou. 294 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,498 Ugh, look at all those shards of glass! 295 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,136 I'll catch them on my tongue for luck. 296 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:31,445 It worked. I got my sky back. 297 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:32,987 Dad, look. 298 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,876 Night! Glorious night! 299 00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:50,777 There they are! There they are! 300 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,123 I can't read porno by candlelight! 301 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:54,874 Who am I, Abe Lincoln? 302 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,003 I say tear them limb from limb! 303 00:18:58,597 --> 00:18:59,911 Yeah! 304 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,205 Huh! Look. 305 00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:07,752 - Oh, they're beautiful. - My God. 306 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,398 I'm not angry anymore. 307 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,256 Whoa, I don't need drugs to enjoy this. 308 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,914 Just to enhance it. 309 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:21,443 Paint your palette blue and gray. 310 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,958 Look out on a summer's day. 311 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:29,795 With eyes that know the darkness In my soul. 312 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,078 I wish Jimmy the Snitch could see this. 313 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,810 Well, just open the trunk. 314 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,011 And I thought this was gonna be a bad night. 315 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,308 Oh, great glayvin in a Glad bag. 316 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:46,144 That meteor contains carbon-based molecules. 317 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:50,493 I may be able to prove the existence of life in outer space. Ha, ha. 318 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,661 Shut up. 319 00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,908 This is even better than our screen saver. 320 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:02,202 And I love our screen saver. 321 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,819 - Nicely done, Lisa. - Thanks, Mom. 322 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,781 I wish God were alive to see this. 323 00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,504 They would not listen They're not listening still. 324 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,467 Perhaps they never will. 325 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:27,832 American Boneheads: A Day in the Life of Springfield Elementary. 326 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,731 Where do you think you will be in seven years? 327 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,202 I'm gonna live with Underground Grandma. 328 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,663 I'm gonna go to a two-year technical school... 329 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:37,759 ...then work in a garage. Ugh. 330 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,197 - Sellout. - Ugh. 331 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,314 - Yuppie. - Soccer mom. 332 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,203 I'll be batting.352 in the majors. 333 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:55,505 Yes! 334 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,519 Did you get that, Simon? 335 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,166 Brilliant! 336 00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,565 Right. Let's go to Moe's.