1 00:00:02,794 --> 00:00:05,433 The Simpsons. 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,132 Brake My Wife, Please. 3 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:31,417 Okay, kids, stay together. 4 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,055 I appreciate you helping us out with this field trip. 5 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,922 Oh, a mom's work is never done. 6 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:40,718 Hmm, I thought I was being kicked exceptionally hard lately. 7 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:44,190 If I could be any type of shark, I'd be a tiger shark. 8 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:47,057 - How about you, Milhouse? - I guess a nurse shark. 9 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:49,706 I mean... Oh! Ow, ow! 10 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,470 Well, looks like Mr. Walrus and his family... 11 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,722 ...are enjoying their Sunday brunch. 12 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,852 Shut up. What am I, some sort of joke to you people? 13 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:04,168 Now, over here is our newest exhibit, Wonders of the Gulf Coast. 14 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,849 Shut up. It's not that exciting. 15 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:11,280 The gulf is home to a breathtaking array of sea life. 16 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,908 But oil spills are threatening its delicate ecosystem. 17 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,924 Hey, without oil, you wouldn't have your fancy four-wheel drives. 18 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,031 You want to go back to two-wheel drive? 19 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,793 Well, do you? 20 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,921 I didn't mean to steal focus. 21 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,122 Antarctic life is a constant struggle. 22 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:34,344 These sea lions survive by eating the leftovers... 23 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,420 ...of the various film crews that plague the continent. 24 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:57,513 This tank is for our Pacific Habitat, which is currently being remodeled. 25 00:01:58,202 --> 00:02:00,026 Where do you keep the fish till it's done? 26 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:03,384 Oh, they're well taken care of in our storage facility. 27 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,628 In this tank... 28 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,579 ...we see some of the most exotic species of the coral reef. 29 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,333 Look, that giant clam appears to be opening. 30 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,815 This could be a wonderful journal entry. 31 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,403 Look at the size of those flawless pearls. 32 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,431 Oh, I might have known. But I didn't. 33 00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:31,182 Bart, get out of there. 34 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:43,382 - My boy. Will he be all right? - This kind of injury is routine. 35 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,014 Bart will be up and underachieving in no time. 36 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,996 All I need is your insurance card. 37 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:55,592 Hmm, my husband has our card. 38 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,626 No problem. 39 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,927 Now, you stay shackled to that radiator until you come up with some insurance. 40 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:08,616 Well, it's 11 a.m. on a workday, so he must be at that stupid bar. 41 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,233 Is my husband there? 42 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:15,226 I don't think he's here. Uh, hang on. Let me check. 43 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,075 Nope. 44 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,450 What you wearing? 45 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,930 Okay, five more minutes and I'm chewing my hand off. 46 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,204 - Bart, are you okay? - Oh, Homie, where have you been? 47 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:37,572 - I've been calling all over for you. - Hey, take it easy. 48 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:40,961 I went to the video store to rent a movie for the family. 49 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,090 - He's got a nose for news... - Hmm. 50 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,133 ...and a diaper full of headlines. 51 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,783 - Hey, chief. - He's editor-in-chimp. 52 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,068 That monkey's wearing a hat. 53 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,561 Lifetime Films presents Buttercups of Autumn. 54 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:02,159 I fear I have become a buttercup of winter. 55 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:05,047 Hush up, Nana. That's fool talk. 56 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,892 Nana, she's so wise... 57 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,770 ...but no one's gonna benefit from her wisdom. 58 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,932 Look, he's misspelling words. 59 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:28,685 - Nana. - Oh, she's so... 60 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:32,679 Well, from now on, you need to get a cell phone so I can reach you. 61 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,254 You just can't get a cell phone. 62 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,267 Lindsay Naegle, Veriqual Cellular. 63 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:40,364 And I can offer you a whole range of cellular solutions. 64 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,948 Can I get a phone that plays the Mexican hat dance? 65 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,283 I insist on it. 66 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,412 I dance, I dance, I dance. 67 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:48,841 Around the Mexican hat 68 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,948 I dance, I dance, I dance And that's the end of that. 69 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:55,650 Or is it? I guess I'll keep singing My cell phone appears to be ringing. 70 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:58,673 Hey! 71 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,402 Barney, you ever notice how hard it is to drive with your knees? 72 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,533 Why don't get one of those hands-free phones? 73 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,682 It's the next best thing to paying attention to the road. 74 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,871 Hands-free, eh? 75 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,052 Then I could give the brothers the black-power salute. 76 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,451 Black power, black power. 77 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:16,941 Was that Al Roker? 78 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,944 His exuberance is perplexing. 79 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:22,719 We have headsets, but you'd be mad to stop there. 80 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,952 Tell me, what is currently plugged into your car's cigarette lighter? 81 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,038 - Uh, a lighter. - I weep for you. 82 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:33,292 These days, everything from fax machines to coffeemakers... 83 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:36,180 - ...can be plugged into your dash hole. - I'll take them. 84 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,506 DVD player, check. 85 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,049 Snow-cone machine, check. 86 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:43,541 Lite-Brite, check. 87 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,554 Fog machine... 88 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:49,589 Even I think this is crazy. 89 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,551 Chaka Khan, let me rock you. 90 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,731 Let me rock you Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan. 91 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,494 Whisk the egg whites into the batter mixture... 92 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:02,175 ...while scraping the edges with a very stiff rubber spatula. 93 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,053 Now let's look in on our hush puppies. 94 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,120 Oh, my God. I gotta do something. 95 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,853 Come on, transmit. 96 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:26,188 Transmit. 97 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,964 Save me, Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan! 98 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,744 Oh, I'll never mock the Coast Guard again. 99 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,508 You Navy rejects are all right. 100 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,229 Mr. Simpson, give me your license. 101 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,332 Burn their poop. 102 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:58,867 I am so screwed. 103 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,557 I can't drive to work. I can't drive to the store. 104 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,205 And I certainly can't drive to the store at work. 105 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,647 I guess I'll have to do all your driving chores. 106 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:11,640 That's what a good wife does, picks up the slack. 107 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:15,362 That reminds me. We gotta pick up my slacks at that dry cleaner in Shelbyville. 108 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,813 Why can't you use the local dry cleaner? 109 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:20,065 Uh, I didn't want him to know my size. 110 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,267 Thanks for picking my friends up from the strip club, Marge. 111 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,489 - Can we stop for ice cream? - Homer always stops for ice cream. 112 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,377 - We'll see. - That always means no. 113 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,330 Where's your mother? I gotta get to Moe's. 114 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,916 Dad, Mom's been driving everyone everywhere. 115 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,096 Why don't you take public transportation? 116 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,921 Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians. 117 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,142 Oh, I guess I'll walk. 118 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,374 Stupid walking. 119 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,407 Thighs chafing horribly. 120 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,273 No drink holder. 121 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,578 I miss my car so much. 122 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,997 Everyone's driving but me. 123 00:07:56,476 --> 00:08:00,866 I can't drive 55 because it only goes 38. 124 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:06,111 - I let go of the parking brake. - Ralphie, if you stop... 125 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,280 ...I'll let you play with my gun. 126 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,241 I did it. 127 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,578 I walked all the way to Moe's from my house. 128 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,726 Way to go, Dad. 129 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,697 You know, I feel pretty good. 130 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:22,826 Maybe I should just keep walking instead of going into a dark, dreary bar. 131 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,808 Get in here, boozy. You're late for your drunkening. 132 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:30,187 No. From now on, walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover. 133 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,307 Huh. Hey, maybe this is a sign. 134 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,070 Maybe it's time to get out of the alcohol business... 135 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,208 ...give barber college another try. 136 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:43,430 And this time, I won't join a frat. 137 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,234 Who the hell am I talking to? 138 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:48,174 You know, all this walking is paying off. 139 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:49,905 Look how healthy I am. 140 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:54,232 You see? I'm finally thin enough to wrap this thing around my arm. 141 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,819 Good for you, Dad. Could you get me some syrup? 142 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,220 You see? Before I probably would've driven to the syrup. 143 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:07,151 Kids, hurry up and eat. We have to leave for the dentist five minutes ago. 144 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,199 We don't have time for choking. 145 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,430 Calm down, Stresserella. 146 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,851 Unh, I'm stressed because now that you've lost your license... 147 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,343 ...I'm a full-time family chauffeur. 148 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:24,377 Now, now, honey, we all appreciate what you do. 149 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,609 But real chauffeurs have uniforms and licenses. 150 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,717 You could get in a lot of trouble with the Livery Commission. 151 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,146 To hell with the Livery Commission. 152 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,148 You don't know what you're saying. 153 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,485 What a day for a stroll. 154 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:40,372 - Come on! - What are you doing...? 155 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,825 Seymour, the two of us could make good use of this time. 156 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,881 Indeed. You take this teacher-evaluation test. 157 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:52,895 I'll proctor. Read the directions silently as I read them aloud to you. 158 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,564 Look at those suckers in their metal coffins. 159 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,660 I can go to work any way I want. 160 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,895 Psst. Bishop to queen four. 161 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,438 We're playing dominoes. 162 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,930 I said bishop to queen four. 163 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,088 All right, all right, you. 164 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:15,334 Simpson, you're a menace. 165 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,680 Oh, George, leave the boy be. 166 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,661 Martha, I want a divorce. 167 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,456 Oh, George, you've made me so happy. 168 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:30,766 You're the first one here. Please accept this free ticket to the 1939 World's Fair. 169 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:32,632 Thanks, Mr. Burns. 170 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,489 I owe it all to walking. 171 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,158 Walking, eh? Let me give it a try. 172 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,056 - Whoa! - Huh! 173 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,768 Well, I'd better drag myself to the hospital. 174 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:47,605 Oh, dear. 175 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,691 Smithers, scoop me up. 176 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,643 How could you both miss the bus to school? 177 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,459 We touched hands. Then we had to wash the cooties off. 178 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,807 What's all that rustling? 179 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,371 My show-and-tell project. 180 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,644 A Peruvian fighting frog. 181 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,990 Hey, I brought a Peruvian fighting frog. 182 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,189 When will they stop? 183 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,805 Come nightfall. 184 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,663 How about we take a family walk around the block? 185 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,416 - Yay! I wanna amble. - I wanna saunter. 186 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:27,937 - Amble. - Saunter. 187 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,146 - Amble. - Saunter. 188 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,712 Stop saying things. 189 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,454 Honey, you seem frazzled. Why don't you come with us? 190 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:35,414 Hey, I'd like that. 191 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,897 Oh, I can't. I have to go pick up Grampa. 192 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:42,202 He proposed to another hooker at the bus station. 193 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,351 You sure love driving. 194 00:11:58,627 --> 00:12:00,566 Morning, Homer. Looking good. 195 00:12:01,046 --> 00:12:02,766 Walking has made a new man out of you. 196 00:12:03,215 --> 00:12:05,561 It sure has. You see this bulge back here? 197 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,397 Now it actually is a fanny pack. 198 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,014 Unh, no, wait. It's still my ass. 199 00:12:11,515 --> 00:12:12,901 But your point is well taken. 200 00:12:13,308 --> 00:12:14,434 You see... 201 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:17,667 I like to walk down the avenue. 202 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,211 Bust a move with Disco Stu. 203 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,080 You shake me from my booty To my 'fro. 204 00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:29,898 Yes, I strut down the boulevard Burning off my excess lard. 205 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:35,007 I rarely feel the need to utter "d'oh". 206 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,072 - Top of the morning, ladies. - Bite us. 207 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:42,389 I can walk from Springfield to Alaska. 208 00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:45,663 Then hobnob with the stars in Malibu. 209 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,343 Hi, Homer. I'm actor Steve Buscemi. 210 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,909 The guy who got fed into the wood chipper in Fargo? 211 00:12:52,556 --> 00:12:56,070 - And when I hear... - You can't walk to Turkmenistan. 212 00:12:56,768 --> 00:12:59,657 I say, of course, I can Screw you. 213 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:04,182 Hey, would you guys like tickets to the Independent Film Awards? 214 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,319 Would we? 215 00:13:09,114 --> 00:13:12,586 Oh, I love to perambulate It's standing still I really hate. 216 00:13:13,285 --> 00:13:15,589 So let me please reiterate, I love to... 217 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,383 Oh, my feet are inside me. 218 00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:30,212 I am so sorry, Homie. 219 00:13:30,702 --> 00:13:32,308 How is your crushed pelvis? 220 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,028 Pretty good. Thanks for asking. 221 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,782 I don't know what happened. I saw you and I went for the brake... 222 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:40,138 ...but I hit the accelerator. 223 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,942 It's okay, Marge. 224 00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:45,373 It would've been worse if I hadn't been carrying this Bible in my crotch. 225 00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:47,510 Marge, while Homer recuperates... 226 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,346 ...I'm afraid you'll have to do everything for him. 227 00:13:50,889 --> 00:13:52,015 That's okay. 228 00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:53,390 I can handle it. 229 00:13:53,641 --> 00:13:56,790 Homie, why don't you just relax and have a little soup? 230 00:13:58,146 --> 00:14:00,377 - Aah! Too hot. Too hot. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 231 00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:02,358 Aah! Hot. Hot. Hot. 232 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,423 Warm. Tepid. Cool. 233 00:14:04,861 --> 00:14:07,937 Cold. Cold. So cold. 234 00:14:10,325 --> 00:14:12,744 Oh, you're really coming along, Homie. 235 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,111 Yeah. The doctor says that soon my pelvis... 236 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:18,948 ...will actually be stronger and more beautiful than ever. 237 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,487 Gee, everything always works out for you. 238 00:14:28,384 --> 00:14:30,178 Aah! Oh, my God. Let me help you up. 239 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,713 Marge, you're trying to hurt me. 240 00:14:34,349 --> 00:14:36,215 What? That's crazy. 241 00:14:36,684 --> 00:14:39,031 No, it's true. The car, the soup. 242 00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:42,305 It's like you hate me, your own husband. 243 00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:45,016 That's ridiculous. I don't like you. 244 00:14:45,527 --> 00:14:47,132 I mean hate you, hate you, hate you. 245 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:48,570 I hate you! 246 00:14:48,905 --> 00:14:51,939 I've heard that from coworkers, strangers on the street... 247 00:14:52,575 --> 00:14:54,254 ...even my own children. 248 00:14:54,702 --> 00:14:57,122 But I never thought I'd hear it from you. 249 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,270 Maybe we should see a counselor. 250 00:14:59,707 --> 00:15:01,355 Who's we? Got a mouse in your purse? 251 00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:10,103 Manjula, I'm so glad you have finally forgiven me for having an affair. 252 00:15:12,095 --> 00:15:13,815 She used to elbow me in the face. 253 00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:17,099 Next, please. 254 00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:20,864 I've been married to my husband for 10 years... 255 00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:23,148 ...and part of me wants to kill him. 256 00:15:23,606 --> 00:15:26,390 Perhaps you feel that your husband sees you as less of a partner... 257 00:15:26,985 --> 00:15:28,080 ...and more of a doormat? 258 00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:30,123 Nothing could be further from the... 259 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,159 You could be onto something there. 260 00:15:38,997 --> 00:15:40,936 What? Oh, sorry, I got a lot on my mind. 261 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,771 That's okay. Take your time. 262 00:15:45,336 --> 00:15:47,380 All right, before you came in, I asked you each... 263 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,550 ...to make a list of the people that are most important to you. 264 00:15:51,134 --> 00:15:52,854 - Homer, you first. - There's Homer... 265 00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:56,817 ...Homer J. Simpson, and Commander Cool, a.k.a. me. 266 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,048 That's us in a nutshell. 267 00:15:59,476 --> 00:16:01,853 I care so much about you, Homer. 268 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,074 But I'm not even on your list. 269 00:16:04,522 --> 00:16:05,544 Excuse me. 270 00:16:08,151 --> 00:16:09,277 We gotta help her. 271 00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:11,404 If Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy. 272 00:16:11,863 --> 00:16:14,501 And if I'm not happy, Moe is very happy. 273 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,899 But for once, this isn't about Moe. 274 00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:19,412 What should I do, Dr. Hotdog? 275 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,894 All right, I have an answer. 276 00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:25,877 You must perform for her one completely unselfish gesture. 277 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,932 You mean, like give her full custody of the kids? 278 00:16:29,464 --> 00:16:31,362 Yeah, full custody. That's exactly what I... 279 00:16:31,841 --> 00:16:33,082 - You're an idiot. - Unh. 280 00:16:33,468 --> 00:16:36,356 You gotta knock her off her feet with something utterly romantic. 281 00:16:36,971 --> 00:16:39,495 Something that says, "I care about you." 282 00:16:40,058 --> 00:16:42,216 I see. Do you have any suggestions? 283 00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:45,396 - I do. But the hour's over. - Here's a dollar. 284 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,513 - Romantic dinner. - Gotta go. 285 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:51,726 You know what Mom really loves? Julienne potatoes. 286 00:16:52,362 --> 00:16:54,155 And for dessert, peach crumble. 287 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,429 You wanna know how to make a peach crumble? Kick it in the groin. Ha! 288 00:16:58,034 --> 00:16:59,244 Anyway, what's going on? 289 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,631 I'm gonna treat Marge to a romantic dinner... 290 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,061 ...to make up for all my shortcomings. 291 00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:07,575 Hey, Homer, if you're having a banquet for Marge, I'd like to help. 292 00:17:08,211 --> 00:17:10,004 Hey, me too. I can whip up my famous... 293 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,977 ...poulet au vin avec champignons à la Carl. Mwah. 294 00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:16,615 You can bring a bag of ice. 295 00:17:18,429 --> 00:17:20,734 Lousy Homer. I'll show him. 296 00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:24,707 Tonight, his beloved mock apple pie will have real apples. 297 00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:26,688 Wha...? 298 00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:34,727 Oh, my God. It's so beautiful. 299 00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:37,084 Hey, look, everybody, Marge is here. 300 00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:41,035 Oh, Homie. 301 00:17:41,411 --> 00:17:44,341 You got everyone in Springfield here for me. 302 00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:47,959 Honey, I couldn't keep them away if I tried, except for Flanders. 303 00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:51,400 He was mysteriously called out of town. 304 00:17:57,886 --> 00:18:00,920 I got your letter. I'm coming as fast as I can. 305 00:18:01,556 --> 00:18:03,349 Tonight, we're here to serve you. 306 00:18:03,808 --> 00:18:06,884 Sit back and enjoy the finest foods Springfield has to offer. 307 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,564 I brought you me finest catch of the day. 308 00:18:10,064 --> 00:18:11,232 We lost a dozen good men. 309 00:18:11,608 --> 00:18:13,954 But it's worth it just to see ye smile. 310 00:18:14,486 --> 00:18:16,018 Wow! 311 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,323 That's it, eh? 312 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,908 Twelve men. 313 00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:23,067 Well, I've got some families to inform. 314 00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:26,331 - Unbelievable... - What? 315 00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:29,438 Nothing. Just a curse on your very soul. 316 00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:32,858 Marge, I bring you the main course. 317 00:18:33,463 --> 00:18:36,716 Elektra recording artist- slash-political activist... 318 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,383 ...Jackson Browne. 319 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,512 Oh, the Pretender. 320 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:44,192 When Homer told me about this special night, I just had to be a part of it. 321 00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:46,966 I'm here to serenade you with a song. 322 00:18:47,477 --> 00:18:48,791 Yay! 323 00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:50,187 From my latest album. 324 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,396 - Oh, no. - Oh. 325 00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:54,254 Just kidding. Here's one of my many classics. 326 00:18:54,818 --> 00:18:56,684 That I fixed with new words. 327 00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:02,335 You hooked up in high school. 328 00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,807 Now you've come so far. 329 00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:12,982 Then you started to hate him And hit him with your car. 330 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:19,676 So I threw you a fancy banquet. 331 00:19:20,385 --> 00:19:23,388 And now you can't stay mad. 332 00:19:24,013 --> 00:19:26,610 How about a make-up snuggle? 333 00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:29,248 It would be so rad. 334 00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,251 Oh, I'm really touched by how much you care. 335 00:19:32,814 --> 00:19:34,315 I love you too. 336 00:19:34,732 --> 00:19:36,964 So, uh, you don't wanna kill me anymore? 337 00:19:37,485 --> 00:19:40,196 - Only with kisses. - Oh. 338 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,875 Oh, don't be a wuss. 339 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,033 When you turn out the light. 340 00:19:44,492 --> 00:19:47,860 I've got to hand it to me. 341 00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:54,189 It looks like it's me and you again tonight Marjorie. 342 00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:05,503 Now I'd like to propose a toast to a woman who's done so much for us... 343 00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:09,507 - ...without getting anything in return. - Except a place to live and free food. 344 00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:11,185 Why, you little... 345 00:20:12,687 --> 00:20:14,408 Now let's all raise our wine boxes... 346 00:20:16,357 --> 00:20:18,151 ...to Marge. 347 00:20:18,610 --> 00:20:20,872 Hear, hear! To Marge! 348 00:20:28,369 --> 00:20:31,925 Unh, I'm so full, my control-top panel is in shards. 349 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,096 I wanna thank you all so much. 350 00:20:36,544 --> 00:20:39,985 You're welcome. And now, Marge, we cooked, you clean. 351 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,175 - What? - Ha, ha, only teasing. 352 00:20:42,592 --> 00:20:47,503 We've flown in the finest busboys from France... Uh, I mean, America. 353 00:20:51,893 --> 00:20:56,950 And now to all my dear friends, I say, get the hell out of my yard.