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The Simpsons.

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Moe Baby Blues.

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Does anyone else wanna know
why that sign is so funny?

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No.

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Come on. We're gonna be late to the
blooming of the Sumatran Century Flower.

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How come Lisa always gets
to pick the family activities?

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Because I know every time you say
pick a number from one to 10...

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...it's always seven.

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That's because
there were seven apostles.

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No, there were 12.

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Boy, that's a big staff.
And still he wasn't that funny.

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"The Venus flytrap
is a carnivorous plant...

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...which uses bait to lure unsuspecting
prey into its digestive tract."

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Stupid prey.

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They never suspect anything...

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Ooh, a hotdog.

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Flower power my ass.

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That's odd. It's 11:15 in the morning
and the bar is empty.

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I'm live at the Springfield
Botanical Gardens.

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We're minutes from the blossoming
of the Sumatran Century Flower...

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...which occurs every 100 years.

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Hey, those are my
customers-slash-only friends.

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Where are they getting their beer?

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- Yeah.
- A cooler?

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I've been replaced by a cooler?

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And who can blame them? Ugh.

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Ah, no point in moping around.

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I might as well join them
and have a jolly old time. Ha.

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Oh, better set the alarm.

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Here I am, one of the crowd.

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I'm comfortable, I'm calm.

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Anybody looks at me,
I got a hypodermic full of bleach.

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Uh, people, we are officially
over capacity.

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We gotta kick one person out.

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Someone who's alone, already bitter...

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...someone who's been
trampled on so many times...

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...one more won't make any...
Oh, Moe.

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Yeah, that's me, all right.

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Sorry, Moe.

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Either walk out with dignity
or I push you down this muddy hill.

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I'd prefer that you push me...

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...seeing how I'm desperate
for any human contact.

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- All right.
- Thanks a lot.

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Ah! The flower's starting to open.

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Everyone, flare your nostrils
in olfactory anticipation.

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Oh, man. The plant cut one.

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Bart, plants don't...

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Ay-ay-ay!

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Unh! That smells worse
than James Coco's ski boots.

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Oh, yeah. That's mildly better.

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Listen to those lucky people
enjoying that pretty flower.

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I got nothing. Just this can.

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Ha. At least there's someone
worse off than me.

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So long, suckers.

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Well, at least we're outside
instead of sitting at home watching TV.

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I hear that.
Hey, that car has a TV in it.

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We now return to
The Beverly Hillbillies Down Under.

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Hey, Granny. I'm gonna be
a professional didgeridoo player.

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- Well, now it's a didgeri-don't.
- Oh, Granny.

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- Can you put on the baseball game?
- My kids are watching a movie.

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Oh, come on. Help a brother out.

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Oh, why don't you call my secretary
and make an appointment, brother?

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A dream deferred is a dream denied.

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- Dad, the traffic's moving.
- Huh?

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Whoo-hoo! Pedal to the metal.

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- My baby!
- Your baby!

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No!

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Well, this is it. The last call for Moe.

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Ah, God.

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Wha...?

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Moe, thank God you saved my baby.

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That hideous man is a hero.

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Ha. Life don't seem so hard no more.

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Maggie's in the paper with Moe.

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How cute.

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Ah! Look at those pants.

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They're standing up with no one in them.

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Hey, I was in the neighborhood...

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...and, uh, thought I'd, you know,
check in on Maggie.

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Moe, I'm glad you're here.

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I wanted to thank you so much
for saving my baby.

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So I knitted you a nice warm sweater.

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Oh, look at that.

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That's so soft and thoughtful and...
What's the gag? Is it full of chiggers?

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No, no. All that's in there
is love and gratitude.

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Aw, jeez, there's something in my eye.

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Oh, it's just some glass.

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So how's the little tyke doing?

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Ain't she adorable?

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Oh, my God, I'm late for work.

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How you got in my carpool,
I'll never know.

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The Swedish are coming!
The Swedish are coming!

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Oh, Lord, why do they keep
changing his medication?

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Look at me, I'm Speedy Alka Seltzer.
Whoa!

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Moe, I gotta handle this.
Can you keep an eye on Maggie?

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Me? Uh, yeah. Sure. If you don't think
I'd spook her or nothing.

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No, you'll be fine.

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- I'll be right back.
- They got lingonberries.

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So how's it going? Ha.

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Hey, you wanna see me, uh,
dislocate my arm?

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Here, take a look at this. Unh!

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It was years before I could do this
without fainting.

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Still hurts.

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Grampa, stop!

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Sayonara, Tojo.

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La, la, la, la, la.

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Oh, Lord.

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Hey, Mag. Raggedy Andy over there
has been giving you the button eye.

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I'll get rid of him.
All right, come on. Out you go.

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Huh. I finally caught up with Grampa.

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I found him crying in the cemetery.

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Thanks for taking care of Maggie.

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Oh, no problem.

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You know, it gave me
kind of a good, warm feeling...

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...like when you get drunk
and fall asleep in snow.

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Yeah, well, I better go.

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There, there, Mags.
I'll be back sometime.

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Wow. She really likes you.

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Maybe the next time I need a sitter
and you're not busy...

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I'd love to. Uh, uh, let me
just check my schedule here.

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I was gonna erase those apostrophes
and replace them with G's.

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But that's about it.
So, you know, call anytime.

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Why's she crying?

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Oh, that's right. I still got her nose.

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Here you go, you little idiot.

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Ball pit. That's nice.

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One, two, three colors.
You got them all.

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Oh, what a face.
She looks just like you.

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You calling her repellent?

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Well, no, I was just...

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You ain't Karen Allen yourself,
you know?

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You idiot, I was trying to pick you up.

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Oh, great.

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Uh, well, why don't you play
with the baby while I go rent a room?

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Boy, that's one for the Christmas letter.
What a nut.

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Ooo, you make me live.

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You're the best friend.

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That I ever had.

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I've been with you such a long time.

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You're my sunshine.

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Way to go, Mom.

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Homemade dim sum
with eight kinds of dipping sauce.

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This is the best Year of the Rat ever.

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Well, I have so much free time
now that Moe's our babysitter.

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Yeah, it's great that Maggie's
got a father figure in her life. She...

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- Hey, wait. That's supposed to be me.
- You could be my father figure.

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No way. I'm not getting my fingerprints
on that train wreck.

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But if I lose Maggie, I'm 0 for 3.
I've gotta get her back.

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- I can help you.
- I said pipe down, Amtrak.

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Maggie, look what's in your ear.

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A penny.

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Okay, we won't tell no one
about that.

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Now let's see.

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What else can we do?
We can't tickle Elmo no more.

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Coochie, coochie coo!

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No means no for Elmo.

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And this Slinky, these things
are fun for about two seconds.

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Yeah, that's it. Slink away.

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"Alice in Wonderland," huh?

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Ah, this must be a takeoff on that
Alice in Underpants movie I saw.

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Ha. It's nice to be with someone...

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...who can't understand
the horrible things I say.

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White rabbit,
chicks popping mushrooms?

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This is like the Playboy Mansion.

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Uh, maybe I can think of a story, uh,
more suitable for a baby.

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Oh, I got one.

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It starts out with a beautiful wedding.

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But the father of the bride
was nowhere to be seen.

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He was granting favors
to all of his bestest buddies.

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We could scare that movie producer...

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...by putting a horse's blanket
in his bed.

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Imagine waking up and seeing
you got the wrong blanket.

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Uh, how about a horse's head?

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Oh, you see here?
That's why you're the Godfather.

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And the Godfather's playing
with his grandson, see?

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So he sticks an orange in his mouth
like this.

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Okay, and now it's intermission.

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Give me a break, will you?
It's a frigging saga.

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Don Barzini gets whacked.

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Tessio.
Ho, ho, you won't see him no more.

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Moe Greene, bam,
he gets it right in the eye.

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And Michael
is now the new Godfather.

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And he shuts the door on Annie Hall.

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Oh, no. No, baby. No, no.
Uh, uh...

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Okay, part two.

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Little Anthony is having
his first communion at Lake Tahoe.

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Meanwhile, Michael
can't get a gaming license.

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But Senator Geary's got one weakness,
call girls.

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That's right.

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This party's boring.
Everything here is for babies.

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I'm helping Daddy.
Lisa, it says, "One year and up."

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Oh, there she is, the birthday girl.

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Oh, your mommy tied
a bow for you, huh?

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Well, I'd better retie it,
the way you like it.

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I know it don't seem like it matters,
but she hates looking like crap.

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Hey, hey, hey, OshKosh B'gosh,
she don't want what you're shoveling.

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Mr. Moe, my son was only playing next
to this girl who is not your daughter.

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Yeah, sure he was,
Nahasapasa-I'm-Raising-A-Pervert.

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Back off, Moe.
Maggie wants to be with me.

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This is how we play.

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The squirmy wormy spider.

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Squirts out of Daddy's hands.

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Daddy feels rejected
He's gonna eat some cake.

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Oh, a rattle. Thank you, Selma.

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Yeah, great present, Selma.
Nice of you to break a five.

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Ah, get a neck, Frankenstein.

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Hey, open my present.
Open my present.

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Ha, it's Uncle Moe's play tavern,
with classic drunk Barney.

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Even the toilet is broken.

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I don't know if toy drunkards
are an appropriate gift for a baby.

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Sure, they are. They even talk. Look.

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I peed my pants.

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I recorded that for private use.

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- Your turn.
- No, it's your turn.

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I got it. It's okay.

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Moe? What are you doing here?

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Maggie was crying.
I heard her on my baby monitor.

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00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,216
You have your own baby monitor
in our child's room?

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Yeah, I had to. It's so weird watching
the video and not getting any sound.

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That's it, Moe. This is too weird.

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You are not allowed
to see Maggie anymore.

222
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Well, can I at least give her
this mobile?

223
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Get your own family, Moe.

224
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:32,445
Hey, you never cared about Maggie
till I started paying attention to her.

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Last night at the bar,
you called her Raquel.

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- Get out.
- Is that, uh, "get out" like "leave"?

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Or "get out" as in, "Get out,
you banged Bridget Fonda?"

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Get out.

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Get out. That... Okay.

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Unh. Maybe I can catch a late show
of Alice in Underpants...

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...or maybe
Put 'Em On The Looking Glass.

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Boy, I'm like a mess here.

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I feel so lonely without that kid.

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You still got us, Moe.

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00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,253
You guys mind if I, uh,
kiss your tummies?

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Here comes the airplane.

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All gone.

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Toys and kicks
And pets and brotherhood.

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It's our song.

240
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:32,005
Now there'll be no more trouble
from that meddlesome bartender.

241
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:36,040
Yeah. You know,
looking at this sweet, precious child...

242
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,293
...makes me wanna have
one of our own.

243
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,008
Tonight, I want you boys
to take out the Castellaneta family.

244
00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:50,211
Uh, I don't know, boss.
My passion for whacking is waning.

245
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,328
Perhaps this will cheer you up.

246
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,358
Oh, that's better.
I could whack my own mother now.

247
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,350
I'm glad you brought that up.

248
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:08,156
Kill my mother?
She makes such good pasta sauce.

249
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,367
- It comes from a can.
- She's a corpse.

250
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:30,013
What are you screaming about?
Did you discover my snake farm?

251
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,490
Because I can explain.

252
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,931
I'm going to farm and sell snakes.

253
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,548
Maggie's gone.

254
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,153
Ah! It must've been Moe.

255
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:42,878
He's got your kid. But don't worry.
Everything is gonna be okay.

256
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,101
Scum, freezebag.

257
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:52,252
I mean, freeze, scumbag.
You can't write stuff like that.

258
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,577
See, that's why sitcoms are dying.

259
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,156
Chief, it's just a ham.

260
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:01,907
- Oh, thank goodness.
- Oh.

261
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:05,567
Well, boys. Looks like we solved
the case of the missing ham. Let's go.

262
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,320
No, we have to find my baby.

263
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:09,874
Oh, Maggie's missing?

264
00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:13,492
You gotta let me help find her, please.
We have a special bond.

265
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,464
Greater than her bond
with the duck-shaped washcloth.

266
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,664
Okay, you can help us.

267
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,051
Well, I think we know
when we're not needed.

268
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,253
You guys are the world's worst cops.

269
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:29,560
No. Now that I'm off duty,
I'm the world's worst soccer coach. Ha.

270
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,981
Wow, Maggie crawled
through these bushes...

271
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,994
...spit up over here
and crashed her tricycle into the wall.

272
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,029
Uh, no, that was me.

273
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:44,002
Here's a clue.
A discarded orange wedge.

274
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:45,785
Orange wedge?

275
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,155
Marge, do mobsters
ever congregate outside your house?

276
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,086
All the time.
Sometimes I bring them lemonade.

277
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,963
Listen. We might have
to make a trip to Little Italy.

278
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,028
I'll get our little passports.

279
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:10,153
So you see, you have no choice
but to sell out to me.

280
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,501
Oops. Clumsy me.

281
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:18,526
I will consider your proposal
in the restroom as I tidy up.

282
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,319
Boys?

283
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,769
Oops. Clumsy us.

284
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,981
We must all go to the restroom too.

285
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,683
Those fellas should really consider
sippy cups.

286
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,727
Look, boss. It's a baby.

287
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,095
Oh, a bambino.
Or is it a bambina?

288
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,671
I no speak any language so good.

289
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,424
We have considered your proposal.

290
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,187
And our answer is no.

291
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,679
Boss, they hid guns
in the men's room.

292
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,974
Oh, clumsy me. I dropped my fork.

293
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:53,217
Boys, help me pick it up.

294
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,679
Now, hold on here.

295
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,620
I'm president of the Italian-American
Anti-Defamation League.

296
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,009
And this really burns my cannoli.

297
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:16,114
Maggie's right in the middle of that
Italian-American-Mexican standoff.

298
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,243
- Oh, my God, I gotta save her.
- No. You got a family.

299
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,505
I'm the guy with nothing and no one.

300
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,559
No, no. Don't try to stop me.

301
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:27,000
We're not. Your sleeve got caught
on that tree. Here, let me unhook you.

302
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,419
- Off you go.
- Yeah, thanks.

303
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,866
Gee, ha. This is the second most
guns ever pointed at me.

304
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:43,121
A couple of weeks ago,
I wouldn't have minded if you shot me.

305
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,801
But all that's changed
because of this little girl here.

306
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,481
Look at her. Ain't she a doll?

307
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:02,004
I ain't cried like this
since I paid to see Godfather III.

308
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:05,998
Here's your baby back.

309
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,042
Thanks, Moe. I'm sorry
we thought you were a baby-napper.

310
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,493
Or worse. Am I right?

311
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:14,600
Uh, hey, hey, the important thing
is little Maggie is safe.

312
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,210
Well, uh, I gotta get home.

313
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,745
Uh, there might be a telemarketer
calling or something. Um...

314
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:27,978
I'll see you when you're old enough
to drink, okay, Magpie?

315
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,397
Oh, great. I'm caught in another tree.

316
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:33,598
Lousy, shirt-grabbing,
sap-dripping... Wha...?

317
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,289
I don't think Maggie
wants you out of her life, Moe.

318
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,678
Moe, I was thinking, if Maggie
and I were in the neighborhood...

319
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,546
...maybe we could drop by
and have a playdate...

320
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,778
...with you and your ham.

321
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:48,634
We'd like that, Homer.

322
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,482
Ooo, you make me live.

323
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:56,976
Whatever this world can give to me.

324
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,615
It's you, you're all I see.

325
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:05,380
Ooo, you make me live now honey.

326
00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:08,654
Ooo, you make me live