1
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Good grief.
This candy's terrible!

2
00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:10,176
Circus peanuts,
raisins, nicotine gum,

3
00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,178
a library card?

4
00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,805
You got all
the good stuff.

5
00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:16,265
And yet I'm still
not satisfied.

6
00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,561
You thieving hussy!

7
00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:33,408
You kids have got to learn
that actions have consequences!

8
00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,786
Eat fire, punks!

9
00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,955
Whoa!
What the...

10
00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,874
I'm still cold.

11
00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:44,544
Will everyone please stop
fighting and burning?

12
00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:45,795
Never!

13
00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:50,800
- Beat the lumps.
- Hey!

14
00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,529
Beat the lumps. Beat
the lumps. Ay, caramba!

15
00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,680
Homie, I disagree with
your approach to the children.

16
00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,106
Pathetic humans.

17
00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,567
They're showing
a Halloween episode.

18
00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,026
In November!

19
00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:11,320
Who's still thinking
about Halloween?

20
00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,906
We've already got our
Christmas decorations up.

21
00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:17,201
Merry Christmas!

22
00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,765
I am Death.

23
00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,767
Death?
We don't want any.

24
00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,521
I have come
for Bart Simpson.

25
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Bart, run like the
wind!

26
00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,275
Mom, it's "wind."

27
00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,194
Well, I've only
read it in books.

28
00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,423
Oh! Why you little...

29
00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,433
Please don't take me.
Take Milhouse.

30
00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,393
We all know there's
no happy ending there.

31
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Your time is up.

32
00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:28,564
This is for
Snowball I and JFK!

33
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Cool.

34
00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,782
Dad, do you realize
what you've done?

35
00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,243
You've created a
world without death.

36
00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,567
Does this mean they'll never
cancel the Jim Belushi Show?

37
00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:43,621
I guess so.

38
00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:44,997
No!

39
00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,625
A world without death.

40
00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,092
Frankie the Squealer,
why won't you die?

41
00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,803
Ugh! Lf I knew,
I'd tell you, I swear.

42
00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,974
I'd better call my wife,
tell her I'll be late.

43
00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,981
If I knew this would take so
long, I would've put on a TV.

44
00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,065
Pizza!

45
00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,817
Your money's on
the counter. No tip.

46
00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,569
Oh, you miserable
bastard!

47
00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:16,571
That's why
I'm up here.

48
00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:22,034
Death, Death,
we miss you so much.

49
00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:25,454
You were a busboy in
the restaurant of life

50
00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:29,417
clearing away the oldies, and
the sickies, and the chokies.

51
00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:32,795
And you made
NASCAR racing exciting.

52
00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:36,215
Homer, it's trash day. Will you
just take him out to the curb?

53
00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,050
I'll curb him...

54
00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:39,802
Without enthusiasm.

55
00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,310
This robe's pretty soft.

56
00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:51,606
Check it out! I finally found a
dead guy's clothes that fit me!

57
00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:58,070
What? It's not...
My hand! What's happening?

58
00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:03,701
Dad, you've become
the new Grim Reaper.

59
00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,161
No way! Forget it!

60
00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,247
I might occasionally kill out
of anger or to illustrate a point.

61
00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,291
But I am not
a Grim Reaper!

62
00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,503
I'll reap!
I'll reap already!

63
00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:18,466
Jasper, your time
has come!

64
00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,718
Where's the regular guy?
Where's Doug?

65
00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,386
Never mind.
I'm Death now.

66
00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,264
I liked Doug.

67
00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,436
"My Dad's Job."

68
00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,731
"My dad's job takes him
to all parts of the community.

69
00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:37,193
"He performs a valuable
service but is often misunderstood

70
00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,695
"like a vulture or the
flesh-eating maggot."

71
00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,657
Would anyone like to see
Mr. Simpson harvest a soul?

72
00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,408
Yeah!
I would!

73
00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,620
You said something
about a hot meal?

74
00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,375
Yeah!

75
00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,545
Oh, man.
These seats suck.

76
00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,464
Leave everything to me.

77
00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,668
Pardon me, comin' through,
rest in peace, you're dead,

78
00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,134
take a dirt nap,
feed the worms.

79
00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,856
Dad, were all those
people on the list?

80
00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,191
I don't know.

81
00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,405
Okay. Who am I giving
the finger to today?

82
00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,244
Not this!
Anything but this!

83
00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:33,082
What was that
first one again?

84
00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,851
Okay, God.

85
00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:55,146
I bumped off the love of my life
according to your divine whim.

86
00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,107
Now release me from
this ghastly vocation.

87
00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,692
No!

88
00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:00,860
Come on!

89
00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,319
All right.

90
00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,323
Woo-hoo!

91
00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,496
Hey, wait a minute.

92
00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,165
This isn't Marge.

93
00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:17,752
This is her fat
sister, Selma.

94
00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,920
It's Patty, chump!

95
00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:36,437
Doggone it. I am too
old and too rich for this.

96
00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,315
Thanks for not
killing me, Homie.

97
00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,400
Here's an extra
pork chop.

98
00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,112
I'm gonna not
kill you every week.

99
00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:54,663
Y'ello?

100
00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,749
Sir, I'm honored
to inform you

101
00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,709
that you've won
the Nobel Prize.

102
00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:00,920
The Nobel Prize?

103
00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,922
Finally!

104
00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,007
So, it's for what?
My whole deal?

105
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,468
This is Professor
John Frink, isn't it?

106
00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,095
If I say no,
do I still win?

107
00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,305
I'll tell Professor
Frink he's won.

108
00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,770
Great glayvin
in a glass!

109
00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,396
The Nobel Prize!

110
00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,065
They must've
awarded it to me

111
00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:24,902
for my invention of a hammer
with a screwdriver on the other end.

112
00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,445
It's mildly convenient.

113
00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:27,822
Just for that?

114
00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,865
It was a slow year, yes.

115
00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,868
I only wish my dear father
were here to see me win.

116
00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,745
Is there a problem
with your father?

117
00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,915
Well, our relationship
was never great.

118
00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:42,503
Mother used to say we got along
like positrons and anti-neutrinos.

119
00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,964
Yes. I'm a geek.

120
00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,634
I was always a
disappointment to him.

121
00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,178
You see, he was one of
those he-man scientists

122
00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,389
who worked on
the atom bomb by day,

123
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,975
and slept with Marilyn
Monroe by night,

124
00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,227
and sold secrets to
the Russians at lunch.

125
00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:02,481
The last time I saw him alive,
he was going to study sharks.

126
00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:06,068
I don't want to go on this
oceanographic expedition, Father.

127
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,028
I get seasick
taking a shower.

128
00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,864
Clean but nauseous.

129
00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:15,202
"Clean but nauseous." With the rolling
and the heaving and the you make me sick!

130
00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:19,039
You've disgraced the name
of John Nerdlebaum Frink.

131
00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,916
But, Father, I...

132
00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:27,173
We never spoke again.

133
00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,674
Well, where is he now?

134
00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,844
Maybe I can help you two
patch up your differences.

135
00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,847
Uh... You'll need to
patch up more than that.

136
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,852
Whoa! Did a shark do that?

137
00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:44,106
Yes. He was testing out a
new blood-based suntan lotion.

138
00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,984
You know, now that I have
my hammer-screwdriver,

139
00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,402
I could reanimate him

140
00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,905
without the needless
switching of tools.

141
00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,616
That's always
tedious and annoying.

142
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,422
I'm alive! With the breathing
and the tingling and the...

143
00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,133
What's this radiator
where my pupik should be?

144
00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,968
Oh! Papa,
you're back!

145
00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,389
Now we had to replace several
vital organs with machinery.

146
00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,725
But that doesn't make you
any less of a man.

147
00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,228
Except you have no penis.

148
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,521
In the traditional sense.

149
00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:28,317
So what am I? Some kind of a tin
can man from Planet Tomorrow?

150
00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:32,071
Sir, your son has brought
you into the 21st century.

151
00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,823
It's a lot like the 20th
except everybody's afraid,

152
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,284
and the stock market
is much lower.

153
00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,370
Polly don't
like that cracker.

154
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:43,832
I'm getting me a real spleen and
then I'm gonna vent it on you, boychik.

155
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,000
Oi! Shoving.

156
00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:51,340
It almost sounded like he plans
to tear organs out of living people.

157
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,385
Well, that's my dad.
You can't stop him.

158
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,973
Hey, 700 Club.

159
00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:01,308
You look like
a healthy specimen.

160
00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:05,980
Well, I did finish first in the Walk
for the Cure of homosexuality.

161
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,940
Say "ah," baby.

162
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,944
I'm dying!

163
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,863
And there's heaven.
But who's that?

164
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,824
Confucius?

165
00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:18,409
And Milton Berle?

166
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,661
Boy, have I been
barking up the wrong tree.

167
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,792
Nice posture.

168
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:31,422
Oh, thank you. Mother always said a
curvy spine is the devil's roller coaster.

169
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,965
Hey! You can't
have that!

170
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,220
Lost your spine, huh?

171
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,515
You just keep finding
new ways to disappoint me.

172
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,196
There you are!

173
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,241
Have you stopped to think about
who you're hurting with this rampage?

174
00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,617
The people I've killed?

175
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,453
No! Your son!

176
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,414
On the biggest day of his life
when he accepts the Nobel Prize,

177
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,790
you're not gonna be there!

178
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,083
Oh, dear God!

179
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,587
I've let my organ lust
come between me and my son.

180
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,300
Well, it's not too late. You
can still fly to Stockholm.

181
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,385
Well, it better be
first class.

182
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:21,347
Comic Book Guy's ass
won't fit in coach.

183
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,265
You may keep
my posterior.

184
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,352
Just please return the
"Jabba the Butt" tattoo.

185
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,527
He explored the behavior

186
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,113
of individual molecules
in a chemical reaction.

187
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,449
She's the sexy
star ofAlias.

188
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,118
Please welcome Nobel laureate
Dr. Dudley Herschbach

189
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,954
and Emmy nominee
Jennifer Garner.

190
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,583
She blinded me
with science.

191
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:53,670
You know, Dr. Herschbach, our
jobs are actually not that different.

192
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,880
I disagree.

193
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,965
Winner of the
Nobel Prize in physics.

194
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,509
Professor John Frink.

195
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,514
Thank you.
This is a tremendous honor.

196
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,892
However, I can't help being
somewhat disheartened

197
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:10,312
that my father has become
a marauding ghoul.

198
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,648
Not anymore, Son!

199
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:18,070
I'm here to accept the
Nobel Prize for stupid.

200
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,155
Can you forgive me?

201
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,824
Well, good glayvin, Dad.

202
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,619
You've made receiving the Nobel
Prize the happiest day of my life.

203
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,538
Oh, the hug is good.

204
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,332
This is what the
Nobel Prize is all about.

205
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:34,086
The science, and the love, and
that physics we call quantum.

206
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,337
Ain't that right, people?

207
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:41,844
What a great crowd. You
all have such big hearts...

208
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,096
And such big brains

209
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,141
with large, juicy,
dripping-with-knowledge heads!

210
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,146
That's it! I'm going smorgasbord
on these Poindexters!

211
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:58,444
And I thought Halle Berry went
nuts during her acceptance speech.

212
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,446
I wish I was
Death again.

213
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,322
That was cool.

214
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:06,785
Every brain unlocks more
secrets of the universe.

215
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,413
Muffins are surprisingly
high in calories.

216
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:12,332
The pyramids were
actually built by Sears.

217
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,710
He's right!
It all checks out!

218
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,220
This is more violent
than the hip-hop awards.

219
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,139
You've gotta
stop your father!

220
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,432
Yes, but how?

221
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,810
He's 63 years old, pressure
points here and here,

222
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,938
room temperature is
22 degrees Celsius.

223
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,316
Yes, this should
just about do it.

224
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,692
Ball sack'n!

225
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,988
Oh, Father.
You're dying again.

226
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,741
But I can bring you
back to life, sir.

227
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:50,412
Son, it doesn't take five brains in
your head to know that's a bad idea.

228
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:54,082
You saw I'd become a monster
and you stopped me like a man.

229
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,751
I'm proud of you.

230
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,086
And now it's time
for me to go to hell.

231
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,464
Ooh! Ah! Oy!

232
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,715
Oy! Ooh! Ow!

233
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:02,925
Dead.

234
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,514
This is most exciting
Nobel Prize ceremony ever.

235
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:09,973
I disagree.

236
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,354
It must be tough to
win the Nobel Prize

237
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,940
and lose your father
on the same day.

238
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,484
Oh, I didn't really
lose my father.

239
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,529
Thanks to my latest
invention, the soul catcher.

240
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,197
Let's bring it out
and look at it.

241
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,574
I may be a soul,
but I'm hungry.

242
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,618
Can you throw in
a little matzo?

243
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,286
Maybe a nice
piece of fish.

244
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:35,666
Why, of course, Father. Allow
me to satisfy your Hebraic desires.

245
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,209
That's a good
shmendele.

246
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,795
Oh, I've waited so long
to hear you say that.

247
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,630
What does it mean?
Is it dirty?

248
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,974
Oh! Baby, did I find
something to throw out today.

249
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,352
If you like space in the
attic, are you gonna be happy.

250
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,523
Cool. Comics
from the '70s.

251
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,191
"Superman
versus Patty Hearst."

252
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,235
"Evel Knievel Jumps
the Jackson Five."

253
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,778
"Batman and Rhoda."

254
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,198
Check out these ads!

255
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,616
Let's see. X-ray gum.

256
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:13,078
Cool! Milhouse, do you
have your change purse?

257
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,246
Always!

258
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,500
Here you go, son.

259
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,504
"To stop time,
click watch."

260
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,971
Wow! She looks like a background
character in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon!

261
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,434
"To restart time,
click watch again."

262
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,395
What the...

263
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,689
Lisa, that's
a filthy habit.

264
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:43,919
If we're both
touching the watch,

265
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,194
neither of us
will be affected.

266
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,290
Do you realize
what this means?

267
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,627
Yeah, but you
say it first.

268
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,253
We can do
anything we want!

269
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,756
Let's get really far
ahead on our homework!

270
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,009
Wait till the other kids see
we're already on the red unit

271
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,886
of "Adventures
in Reading!"

272
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,600
Due to budget cuts, music class
will now have a two-drink minimum.

273
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,853
Cranapple juice only
counts as one and...

274
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:28,028
My slacks.
They've descended.

275
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,245
What the... Hmm.

276
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,169
D'oh! D'oh!

277
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,505
I can't go on.

278
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,860
People, Springfield
is in crisis.

279
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:12,364
Fingers have been shoved up
noses, pants have been pulled down,

280
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:17,119
and Mayors have been
repeatedly humiliated.

281
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,454
Damn it!

282
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,374
I thought our mysterious
pranksters might be here tonight.

283
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,544
So I covered the meeting hall
with ultraviolet powder.

284
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,462
Behold the perpetrators!

285
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,095
It was those guys!

286
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:40,559
Come! Let us kill them before learning
of the magical secret which they possess!

287
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:41,727
Get them!

288
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,328
Oh! That was close.

289
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,164
Bart, look at the watch!

290
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,960
Milhouse, we broke the watch!
Do you realize what this means?

291
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,088
Yeah, but you
say it first.

292
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,718
Oh, man. Things are
stuck like this forever.

293
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,179
Well, I couldn't
be happier.

294
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,473
I'm the second
coolest kid on earth!

295
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,897
Actually, I guess we
can do anything we want

296
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,107
and no one
will stop us!

297
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,902
I'm gonna play
naked basketball!

298
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,320
No, you're not.

299
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,953
Family looks good.

300
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,538
Thanks.
I just washed 'em.

301
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,793
That keeps happening!

302
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,880
Can I punch Oscar
de la Hoya for a while?

303
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,548
Just keep it
above the belt.

304
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,430
You know, Milhouse? I thought
I'd love eating only frosting

305
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,390
and giving the
pope a wedgie.

306
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:05,393
But I miss being a
regular kid in the real world.

307
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,062
Getting a hug
from my mom.

308
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:12,400
Yeah. I thought I'd be happy
with my parents back together.

309
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,027
But it's kinda hollow.

310
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:23,370
All right. Lt says here we can learn
watch repair in eight one-hour lessons.

311
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,541
Boy, that took forever.

312
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:31,461
Yeah. Well, I work better
in a structured environment.

313
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,383
Here goes nothing.

314
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,427
Wait, when people see all the
stuff we did, they're gonna kill us.

315
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,762
Yeah!

316
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:45,600
And I can't run too fast after 15 years
of eating nothing but gummy worms!

317
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,436
I'm gonna quit tomorrow.
I swear.

318
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,816
What we need
is a scapegoat.

319
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,783
Okay.
Acting natural, and...

320
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,665
To repeat what I said a
moment ago, you are so dead!

321
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,173
Dios mio,
this kid is fun to hit!

322
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,015
Why is Bart so
tall and shaggy?

323
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,808
Just one of
life's mysteries.

324
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,644
Like why is my nose
jammed full of army men?

325
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,063
Oh, come on!
Don't you get it?

326
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,150
Bart stopped time with
his magic stopwatch!

327
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,735
Jealous much?

328
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,195
Why can't I tinker with
the fabric of existence?

329
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,822
Let the baby
have her bottle.

330
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,203
Hmm. What happens
if I press this button?

331
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,416
Sorry, sorry, sorry!

332
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,220
Okay, that's good.
Stop there.

333
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,765
...glad rags on
and join me hon'

334
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,142
We'll have some fun
when the clock strikes one.

335
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,394
We're gonna rock
around the clock tonight.

336
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,567
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