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The Simpsons.

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Bart, I got it!

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I ran here as fast as I...

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Bart, that creepy kid
is here.

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Hey, Milhouse!

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Oh, what's this?

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Oh, wow! This'll look
great on my bike.

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Flame decal for
the chain guard,

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Marine Corps tassels,
bullet-proof seat, and a rub-on tattoo

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for that special someone.

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That's me.

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Why don't you
come with me, little girl.

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On a magic carpet ride.

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Now to turn on
the moto-mimic.

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It sounds like
a motorcycle gang.

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And we don't have backup!

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We'd better lay low.

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But Chief,
what if they like pizza?

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Way ahead of you, Lou.

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That is one bitchin' bike.

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Daddy said a cuss word!

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Lighten up, Roddy.

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It's the baby bike brigade.

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Hey, Bart. I used to
have a bike like that.

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Back before I was born.

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Oh, no.
They've got big boy bikes.

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Thanks for the tassels.

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My mom can wear these
on her boobs at work.

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Hey, give those back!

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Gentlemen, first gear.

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Oh, man, I sure wish
I had a ten-speed bike.

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A ten-speed bike?

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What did your mother say?

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She said, "Yes."

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I said no!

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I'm confused. Which is it?

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It's no!
His old bike is fine.

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Yeah,
the kitchen lady's right.

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No new bike while
your old one still works.

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I see. So if my
old bike didn't work,

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I would automatically
get a new one?

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That's right.

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No questions asked.

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Boy, I'm really
gonna miss you.

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We've really
had some great...

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Ooh! A Mercedes!

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What the Halle Berry?

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Yes!

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My bike!

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My crappy, crappy bike!

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I'm very sorry, Bart.
I'll pay for a new bike.

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This was a wakeup call.

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From now on, I'll keep
my eyes on the road

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and off my Kool &
the Gang air freshener.

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Celebration's over, boys.

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Snowball!

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Snowball ll,
I can't believe you're gone.

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I wrote this poem for you.

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It's called "Cat Math."

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"Four paws, plus one tail,

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"plus nine lives
equals one special cat.

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"One special cat minus nine
lives equals one sad little girl."

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I know how you feel, Lise.
No kid wants to outlive their pet.

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Oh, sweetie,
when I was your age,

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I lost my
guinea pig, Cinnamon.

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And I thought the pain
would never...

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Oh, Cinnamon!

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It should've been me who
chewed through that extension cord!

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There, there,
you're both right.

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Son, would you like to ride
your new bike out of the store?

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Can I? For true?

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For true, Son.

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Hey, pally. I don't want to
downshift your enthusiasm

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but that's a floor model.

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Your bike is in here.

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I could put it together right
now for a small assembly fee.

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Here we go. Now it
starts with the fees.

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I'll assemble it myself.

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Dad, no! Think of the bike!

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I can make a bike.
I made you.

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Yeah, great workmanship.

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Hey, that's gonna win you
a lot of bar bets someday.

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Man, this is so confusing.

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What the hell is this? Oh!

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Bike's over there.

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You actually did it.

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You're the coolest, Dad.

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Look what my dad
just built for me.

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Whoa!

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Hey, guys.
This butt's for you.

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Oh, no!

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No one does this to Dolph!
No one!

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Uh-oh! Whoa!

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I'm riding a unicycle
with my pants down.

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This should be
every boy's dream.

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Ha-ha! Your dad's not handy.

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Son, are you okay?

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I brought a homemade
first aid kit!

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It's spring-loaded
for quick access.

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We now return to Robot Rumble
on the Testosterone Network!

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AII right!

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Congratulations to our
winning father and son team,

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who will receive
a free appetizer

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at Fuzzy Zoeller's
Green Jacket Steakhouse.

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"And you won't be teed off
when you come in

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"because our steaks
are cooked to par-fection.

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"Our leader bar is filled
with scrumptious..."

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Two more pages?
I'm not reading this.

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Hey, boy.

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What do you say
we build a robot?

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Face it. You're not the most
mechanical guy in the world.

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But you're good
at other things

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like eating while driving!

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That's something!

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And nobody gets
madder at the news!

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First of all, thank you.

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Secondly...

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My son thinks I'm an oaf.

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Mom, I'm not sure
I'm ready for a new cat.

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When Bad Things
Happen to Cute Children

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says that a new pet will pull
you out of your sorrow cycle.

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That book doesn't
know how I feel.

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Oh, it's very wise.

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It's written by a Rabbi,

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who surfs!

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All right. I'll look.

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Too fluffy,

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too Siamese,
too needy, too stuck up.

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Infected eye,
clearly a skunk.

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Meow!

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Welcome to the family,
Snowball ill.

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There's nothing worse than the
look on a boy's face when he says,

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"Dad, I don't think you can
build a fully functional robot."

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Robot, I command you,

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do something cool.

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I could quit now, but then my
son will never look up to me.

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Oh, why was I born a dad?

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Why do I suck?

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Wait a minute. What is it
my dad always said to me?

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If you can't build a robot,

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be a robot.

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That's it!

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It's Tuesday, the first.

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If you live in Krusty Brand
low-income housing,

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your rent is due!

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"Dear Bart, if this robot
doesn't prove I love you,

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"then you can
both go to hell."

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Hey, it didn't fall apart.

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Cool! Now stop!

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Smash this six-pack!

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Oh, awesome.
I gotta tell Milhouse!

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Oh, the beer's gone.

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I'll have to
suck it out of the shag.

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You plop the cat food down.

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You toss the tin can out.

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You drop the worm pills in.

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And you stir it all about.

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You add a lot of lovin'
and you serve it to your cat.

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That's what it's all...

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Snowball ill?

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Oh, Lisa. Honey, it's okay.

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You're a Buddhist.

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So you know your cats are now
reincarnated as a higher form of life.

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Like a dog or a snowman.

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Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.

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We gotta go fight
some robots!

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Come on, Homer. How long
does it take to go to the bathroom?

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"Dear Bart..."

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I'd love to be with you.

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But I just remembered an old
Army buddy has come to town.

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Will meet you later.
Love, Dad.

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Well, I wish Homer was here.

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But don't worry. I've got a
name all picked out for you.

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Chief Knock-A-Homer,
let's win this one for Dad!

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In this corner, operated by.

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Frank Murray and
little Frankie Junior,

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Buzzkill!

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And in this corner,
the challenger.

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Chief Knock-A-Homer!

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There's no love lost between
these emotionless devices.

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Robots rumble!

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Go, go, go!

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Go! Go!

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Oh, jeez. I'm the only one
in the audience over 15.

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Are you here with
your children, sir?

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Yeah, my two kids,
Screw and You.

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What's this? Knock-A-Homer
has dropped his hammer.

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Doin' it for the boy.

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Pain is love.

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To bleed is to care.

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Can robots feel pain?

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If so, we are horrible,
horrible people.

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He's killing him
softly with his saw.

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Killing him softly?

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With his saw.

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Woo-hoo! I mean, beep-beep.

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Mom, I'm not sure if I'm
ready to open my heart again.

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But this kitten's
name is Coltrane.

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Maybe it's a sign.

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Coltrane?

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Lisa, I'm glad
you're ready to love again.

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But a kitty needs a
proper name, like Whiskers

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or Paws Skaggs.

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Well, I think it's only
fair I get to name him.

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You got to name me.

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You should be glad I did.

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Your father wanted
to call you "Bartzina."

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Coltrane, would you
like to hear some music

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written by your namesake?

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Coltrane!

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"Coltrane, you were
with us only briefly

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"but we will always have the
ride home from the shelter."

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And, um, I guess that's it.

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Amen.

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And Lord,
if you think I'm making

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lemon bars for
your bake sale Sunday,

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you better stop
killing our cats.

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Mom, I'm not sure God responds
to threats and intimidation.

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It's the only way
to talk to bullies.

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Then Knock-A-Homer
did three victory laps

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and pretended
to drink a beer!

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Pretended.

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Dad, what are
all those cuts?

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Various bug bites and wounds.

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Now stop
interrupting your brother.

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In my day, mechanical men
had funnel heads

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and showed respect!

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Then it all changed
when they got the vote

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and started
tinkering with our memories.

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There he sits with
a pen and a yellow pad.

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What a handsome lad
That's my boy.

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B-R-L-F-Q spells
mom and dad.

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Well, that ain't too bad
'Cause that's my boy.

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Well, you can have your TV
and your nightclubs.

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And you can have your
drive-in picture show.

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Well, if you ever want to see
a mailbox shoot a boy,

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that's about as close
as you're gonna get.

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Dad, it was so great.

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Knock-A-Homer really took
a pounding but then he won!

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Not so rough, Bart.

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Daddy can't handle so
much love right now.

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This robot's the greatest
thing you've ever done for me.

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I can't believe you've
never seen him fight.

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Well, I've been busy, Son.

245
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,303
They really need me
over at the nuclear "plank."

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Well, the next match is
Saturday. Can you come then?

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I don't think so, Son.

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00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,603
But on the other hand, I
may be closer than you think.

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Oh. So much metal in my eye.

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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Who am I kidding?
Just gentlemen,

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join us next week
for our title bout

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when Knock-A-Homer will try to
unseat five-time defending champion.

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Smashius Clay,

255
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,870
AKA Killhammad Aieee!

256
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,302
Our robot can kick that
robot's ass. Right, Dad? Dad?

257
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,306
Oh, no. My recurring
nightmare is coming true.

258
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,476
There are many people I'd
like to thank for this award.

259
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,770
My wife Anjelica Houston.

260
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,855
This is for you, Angie.

261
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,190
We did it!

262
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,193
Speeches cannot be longer
than 30 seconds.

263
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,948
Now, a tribute to those who
have left us this past year.

264
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,466
Sure he's tough
but he's never

265
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,010
come up against
a wooden mallet.

266
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:32,848
Listen, Son.

267
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,225
There's something I have
to tell you about our robot.

268
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,563
There it is! The thing that
makes us respect Bart.

269
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,316
You guys are just in time.

270
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,110
My dad's about to tell me
something important about our robot.

271
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:53,577
I just installed a chip that
makes it 10 % more bloodthirsty.

272
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,787
All right!

273
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,372
And if anything
happens to me,

274
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,417
I want you bullies
to take care of my boy.

275
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,211
Don't worry. I'll raise him like
the mean streets raised me.

276
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,381
I wish I had bullies
like you growing up.

277
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,469
Hey, hey!

278
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,554
These cats'd rather
take their chances

279
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,640
in the back room
than go home with you.

280
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,564
My job was to keep
Lisa's hope alive.

281
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,567
But instead,
she's really depressed.

282
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,820
You think you got problems, look
what I just pulled out of my arm!

283
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,741
That's what we in the
business call a "biggie."

284
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,326
Business? What business?

285
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,703
The business of being a dad.

286
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,246
Can you hand me that magnet?

287
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,581
Sure.

288
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,126
Can you do my back?

289
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,213
I guess I'm not meant
to own a cat.

290
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,590
I'm much happier
petting this leaf.

291
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,771
Wait! You don't want
me to have this cat!

292
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,444
Look, you don't want to get
involved with a girl like me.

293
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,947
My cats have a nasty habit
of waking up dead.

294
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:16,118
Now go. Cough me out of
your life like a bad fur ball.

295
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,878
You're not hurt.

296
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,797
You're a good luck kitty.

297
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,217
All right, old Gil's gonna
collect big from insurance.

298
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,469
I'll be eating food tonight.

299
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,144
I'm keeping you.

300
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,187
You're Snowball V.

301
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,939
But to save money
on a new dish,

302
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,607
we'll just call
you Snowball ll

303
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,402
and pretend this whole thing
never happened.

304
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,820
That's really a cheat,
isn't it?

305
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,698
I guess you're right,
Principal Tamzarian.

306
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,659
I'll just be
moving along, Lisa,

307
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,119
Snowball ll.

308
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,547
Okay, I've been
studying Frink's robot.

309
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,258
And I've discovered
he has one small weak spot.

310
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,843
This goes here...

311
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,596
Yeah.

312
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,598
Oh-oh. His weak spot is
now his strongest point.

313
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,267
That moan sounded
almost human.

314
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,602
The hell it did.

315
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:47,876
End of round one,
230 rounds to go.

316
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,630
B-R-L-F-Q spells
mom and dad.

317
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:56,635
But that ain't too bad,
because that's my boy.

318
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,609
You look a little sluggish
out there, boy.

319
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,180
I better open you up.

320
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,474
Dad?

321
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,767
Bart, I'm sorry.

322
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,811
I could never build
a robot this awesome.

323
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:06,895
I'm a fraud!

324
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,564
So you fought
all those robots?

325
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:10,982
Affirmative.

326
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,901
That is so cool!

327
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,152
You really think so?

328
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:17,364
Yeah! Any Poindexter can throw
some nuts and bolts together.

329
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,533
You risked your own life.

330
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,536
Even though you're the sole
provider for a family of five!

331
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,330
I am the luckiest
kid in the world!

332
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,790
And I am the luckiest...

333
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,626
Round two!

334
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,420
Oh, no! Dad!

335
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,427
That robot has
given birth to a man!

336
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,765
Hey, what gives?
He's not killing me.

337
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,517
I'll tell you what gives.

338
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:50,981
I'm afraid he is subject to
lsaac Asimov's laws of robotics,

339
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:54,234
with the sci-fi and the so
many books, not too many good.

340
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,196
My robot is programmed
never to harm humans, you see?

341
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,948
Only to serve them.

342
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,670
He knows just how
I like my martinis.

343
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,589
Full of alcohol.

344
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,716
Go, go, go!
Now's your chance!

345
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,052
Bart, all that button
ever did was

346
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,139
send a mild electric shock
up my backside.

347
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,599
Why did you
make it do that?

348
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,933
To keep me focused.

349
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,020
And the winner is nature's
greatest killing machine,

350
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,771
man!

351
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,569
Show me where in the rulebook it
says that a human can't be a robot.

352
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,446
Right here. Rule One.

353
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,989
Well, then...

354
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:46,536
Join us next week for more
inconclusive action on Robot Rumble!

355
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,288
I concur!

356
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,835
Son, did you ever
suspect it was me?

357
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,754
Well, you did disappear
a lot but I've gone

358
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,107
whole summers
without seeing you.

359
00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,967
Yeah.
I'm pretty unreliable.

360
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,469
I like you, Son.

361
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,596
I like you, too, Dad.

362
00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:58,608
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