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The Simpsons.

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Homie, what are
you doing?

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I'm changing the
batteries in all the remotes.

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We're all out
of triple A's so I'm gonna

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whittle down
a couple of these D's.

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You're getting
acid in the bed.

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I'm gonna sleep
on the couch.

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She sure loves
that couch.

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It's the World
Series of kickball,

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Bart Simpson on the mound.
The catcher gives him the signal.

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And here's the pitch.

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Oh, my God!
I've shredded a child!

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Again!

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Venezuela, here I come!

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And while the school's
only ball is being repaired,

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the following alternative
sports will be offered.

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Dodge-rock,
volley-brick and base-game.

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I want to play
dodge-rock.

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You're out!

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Finally,
on a personal note,

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Mrs. Krabappel and I are to be
joined in holy wedlock this Saturday.

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We'II be honeymooning
at Lake Shelbyville Lodge,

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cabin 32, room three.

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And we do not
wish to be disturbed.

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Way to go, Mrs. K. You
finally hooked the Skin-fish.

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It looks good.

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But I'm not gonna celebrate

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till he's gaffed, gutted, and
hanging in my trophy room. Hah!

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We have
the same dream, ma'am.

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My Bonnie
lies over the ocean.

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My Bonnie
lies over the sea.

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All right, we got
Sex With an Alligator,

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Screaming Orgasms, and
Virgin Screaming Orgasms.

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Oh, sexy drinks,
adult board games.

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I'm glad I sent
the kids to Grampa's

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to protect their
innocent minds.

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And here's some
more Germans we killed.

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That flamethrower really
toasted their waffles.

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Grampa, how do
you sleep at night?

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They drug us.

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It's another pair
of edible panties.

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Now, that's sexual.

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Homer, this bachelor party
seems to have peaked.

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Could you please
return my pants

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and/or underpants
so I can go home?

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Come on, it's your last night of
freedom. You gotta have some fun.

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Who are all
of you people?

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We're your buddies.

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Now come on, Homer's
kid's principal, have a beer.

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I can't. I might be called
upon to give directions later.

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Skinner!

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You were asked to chug-a-lug.
And a-lug you shall chug.

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Here's something I've wanted
to say to you for a long time!

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Am I a good principal?

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You're the best we could get
with the funds at our disposal.

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Yeah!

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Delivering these ice cold
Lady Duffs has made me hot!

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Really hot!

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Come on, Duffman!

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Thirty bucks an hour!
Oh, yeah!

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Oh, yeah.

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Sorry to bother you

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but we got
an anonymous tip

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about loud music and
"a strip-da-diddily-dipper."

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Oh... Look, girls.
A policeman is here.

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We've been
awfully naughty.

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You better lay
down the law.

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Ladies, ladies,
I really am a cop.

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Oh, is that a five?

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Well, this uniform
is a little snug.

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Oh, yeah!

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Eddie, Lou, how about
a little backup here?

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Like what you see,
ladies? All right!

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Oh, yeah!

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Okay! Can we... I think
I threw my back out.

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I wish I had an exciting life like
that class picture photographer.

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Whoa! How many women
has he had in that van?

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Two that
I know of.

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Let's kick this up a notch and
get you some wiggle in your lap.

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Oh, yeah.

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No. Absolutely no
friction dancing.

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Come on!
Why, you killjoy?

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Wussy!
Grinch!

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Hey, take it
easy on Skinner.

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He's just down
'cause after tomorrow,

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everything he does
is wrong.

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Oh, marriage is
gonna be great.

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Now you'll have someone
who'll rub your back

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without being asked.

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Ugh! Not this again.

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Yes, this again.

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You know, Homer, Edna was bugging
me and bugging me to set a date.

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And I picked one
that seemed far away.

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And it zoomed up like a
Junebug flying in my windshield.

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What are you trying
to tell me, Skinner?

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Homer, Lenny,

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my man,

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I could never lie
to you guys.

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I'm... I'm starting
to get cold feet.

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Please don't
tell anyone.

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Don't worry. Your
secret's safe with me.

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Marge, guess what? Skinner
wants to bail on his wedding!

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Homer, you're still
talking to me.

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Oh, man, is this awkward.
I'm out of here.

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Principal Skinner is
having second thoughts?

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Poor Edna.

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Yeah, Marge. Lt looks like
you got the last perfect man.

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Oh, by the way, can I
borrow your car tomorrow?

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Mine's acting up.

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Every day you find a
new way to aggravate me!

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Hey! You're the one always
bugging me to screw up our marriage!

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Spice up!
Spice up!

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Whatever. The important thing
is to get Skinner to that altar.

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Because once a union
has been sanctified by God,

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it takes at least six
months to tear it apart.

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Right, naked Duffman?

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Hmm? Oh...
Oh, yeah!

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I think Skinner might
make a run for it.

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He's eyeing the exits
and doing calf stretches.

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Don't worry. I got a
man on the perimeter.

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Cowabunga One
to Fat Load.

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This is Fat Load. I'd like to
request a new code name.

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Denied.

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Okay, Fat Load here.

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Here comes the bride.
Repeat. Here comes the bride.

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Mrs. K, you look awesome.

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Thank you, Otto.

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That cloud looks awesome.
That rock looks awesome.

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My hands look awesome.

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Hey, champ, ready
to take the plunge?

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You know I'm not.

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We had a long
discussion about that

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where I clearly indicated
the coldness of my feet.

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Happy 50th anniversary,
Seymour.

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I was thinking it might be time
to combine our CD collections.

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I don't know, Edna. I'm not
quite ready to take that plunge.

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Seymour, my larval
sac fell in the toilet!

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Go fish it out!

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Quick, Edna. I'll use
your purse as a scoop.

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Well, this is it, Edna.

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As I once said at the Battle
of Khe Sanh, "I surrender."

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We are gathered
together today to join.

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Seymour and Edna
in holy matrimony.

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Does anyone present
know any reason

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why these two
should not be wed?

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I do.

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No. You say
that part later.

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I'm sorry, Seymour.

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I can't marry someone who
doesn't want to be with me.

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We got a runner!
Snipers, take your shot!

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I can't do it! That
dress is a Vera Wang!

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Edna!

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Is this corn oil?

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Canola.

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He drove her
to it, you know?

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She was only doing
it for the appliances.

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He's a she!

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She's a he!

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They're both both!

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I'm afraid Edna has
gone from tardy to absent.

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So let's move on to the reception
and forget this awkwardness

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with some delicious
shrimp mocktail.

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Principal Skinner,
I feel so bad for you.

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Well, in retrospect,
I could've been

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a little more
"into" the whole thing.

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Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky.

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Just the Two of Us.

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I spent $15 on those dance
lessons. Might as well use them.

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Forward, side, together.
Back, side, together.

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This is so sad.

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Yeah, he's crazy
all right.

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All right, students.

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What is the center
of the circulatory system?

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It's the heart.

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The heart?

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You mean like Principal
Skinner's, which you broke?

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What do you care?
You hate Principal Skinner.

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Meh. Bro's before ho's.

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Nelson! I'll see
you after class.

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I'll be there.
Will you?

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Mom, what are you doing here? Did
our house burn down? That'd be cool.

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No. I'm here to have a little
girl talk with Mrs. Krabappel.

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So how are
you holding up?

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Actually, I feel fine.

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Why should I settle for someone
who's not passionate about me?

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Oh, passion's for
teens and immigrants.

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I'm just glad to have someone to
look at when I wake up in the morning.

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Really?
Well...

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Un-kink the hose.

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Sure there are
downsides.

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But a relationship can't be all
hand-holding and restaurant desserts.

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Why not?

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If I can't have
romance and excitement,

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then what's the point
of being married?

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Well, it's...

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ln my case...

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Oh, God, I've lost
the love of my life.

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Bart's right,
I am a wiener.

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00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,863
Geez, Homer, this guy's
bringing the whole bar down.

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00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,366
I finally got Barney
back on the sauce.

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If he doesn't have fun, he could
easily slip right back into sobriety.

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Don't worry.

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If I feel the urge
to sober up,

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I'll just talk
to my sponsor.

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Drink or I'll die!

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00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,967
Wait a minute. I thought
you didn't want to get married.

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That was before I missed
her smell, her warmth,

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her beautiful,
beautiful penmanship.

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00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,520
Don't worry, Principal
Skinner. Seymour.

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00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,939
Really? Boy, it sucks
to be you. Mmm.

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Anyhoo, if there's one thing I know,
it's how to win back a furious woman.

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We'll go to her house and I'll
whisper to you exactly what to say.

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00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,741
Really? You'll be
my Cyrano?

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00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,911
Hey, if we get your
girlfriend back, I won't have to.

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Okay, just repeat
after me,

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"Edna, I made a huge
mistake and I want you back."

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00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,547
Edna, I made a huge
mistake and I want you back!

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How's that, Homer?

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Oh, God, it's Seymour!
What do I say?

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You just say...

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lt's too late. I'm free and
loving it, Principal Skinner.

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Now tell her...

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Every second without you is
like a million kicks in the crotch!

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Oh, that's so lovely.

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But it's too late to win
us back with sweet talk!

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00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,783
What the... Marge,
are you helping her?

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I won't let Edna throw her life
away for some passionless marriage

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where two people lie in
bed together with no contact,

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whittling away the
batteries until they die!

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Which are you
saying is dead?

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Our marriage
or our batteries?

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00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,801
Let's just say
in an emergency,

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I wouldn't count
on either one!

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Homer, Marge, if I could just
speak to Edna for a moment...

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Shut up! I didn't
tell you to say that.

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Just why am I
taking your advice?

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Because I'm
successfully married.

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There's no ring
on that finger.

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00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,652
Oh, why did I
take it off?

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00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,781
Oh, right. To see if I could
skip it across Lake Michigan.

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I'm here to return the gift
you brought to our wedding.

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00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,539
Ah! Yes. An lncredible
Hulk melonballer.

243
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,464
Well, I'm glad you'll
be able to enjoy it.

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00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,965
I think you did
the right thing.

245
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,343
You didn't want your life
to turn out like this.

246
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,140
Oh, you're cute.

247
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,851
Is there
a Mrs. Comic Book Guy?

248
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:17,022
Well, I was married once
in an online fantasy game.

249
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,501
We were thinking
of having children,

250
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,610
but that would have severely
drained my power crystals.

251
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,655
Stop it,
you big kidder.

252
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,741
Yes, "Kidder."

253
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,660
Would you like to
get some coffee?

254
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,620
And a family
bucket of chicken.

255
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,960
We've made it to my car
and you haven't left.

256
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,419
A new record.

257
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,797
Oh, I love your
black tinted windows.

258
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,132
Actually, they are
trash bags.

259
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,468
Now could you give
me a pushing start?

260
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,391
String quartet,
are you tuned up?

261
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,977
As tuned as we're
gonna get in this humidity.

262
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,103
And the castrati?

263
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,187
The what now?

264
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,648
And a one, and a two, and a...

265
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,609
Oh, Edna-K, oh,
Edna-K, oh, Edna-K.

266
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,571
Oh, Edna-K, oh,
Edna-K, oh, Edna-K.

267
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,573
Oh, Edna-K,
oh, Edna-K.

268
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:14,580
Miss Krabappel, a sad
principal is desperate and needy.

269
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:22,337
If you come home, I won't die
alone and that's what I'd prefer.

270
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:27,175
Oh, please.

271
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,512
Settle for Seymour.

272
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:35,058
So please.

273
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,812
Come back to the dork.

274
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,943
Well, if it isn't the square
in our love triangle.

275
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,321
What are you doing at
Edna's place? Where is she?

276
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,865
My beloved is
napping blissfully

277
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,284
in the many folds
of my Spider-Man T-shirt.

278
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,122
As for myself, I am
popping kettle corn.

279
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,582
This can't
be happening!

280
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,958
Oh, but it can.

281
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,293
I adore Edna.

282
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,671
She is near mint and comes
from a very limited edition.

283
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,048
Females who will
talk to me.

284
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,716
Give her back
to Skinner!

285
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,886
A fat, bald guy like you,
you could have anyone!

286
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,640
Forget you! Edna
and I are in love.

287
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,141
We're doing
everything together.

288
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,684
Breakfast, bath,

289
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,937
and then the Bi-Monthly
Science Fiction Convention.

290
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,022
Enjoy me.

291
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,815
The Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con?

292
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,260
You've heard of it?
Is it romantic?

293
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,444
Hey, women have put
out just to get out of there.

294
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,239
Edna's with
Comic Book Guy?

295
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,368
Oh, God.
She's on the rebound.

296
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,204
And you meet the worst
guys on the rebound.

297
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,081
It's how Jackie
got her "O."

298
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,334
Okay, we'll go to the convention,
sell my Lois Lane comics,

299
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,088
buy some Jimmy Olsens, and stop
Edna from making a terrible mistake.

300
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:50,175
I wish you'd devote this much
time and attention to our relationship.

301
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,428
Don't worry, Marge.
We'll get something to eat.

302
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,726
I don't see
Skinner anywhere.

303
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,105
He's probably in costume. He
could be any of these people.

304
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,775
They're all too old to be
dressed up like super-people.

305
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,362
Homer, let's just hurry up and
go home so I can yell at you.

306
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,698
Oh, my goodness.
It's Matt Groening!

307
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,618
Wow! The creator
of Futurama!

308
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:20,372
Mr. Groening, will you
autograph my Bender doll?

309
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:25,127
Sure. I'm happy to give anyone
my autograph anytime or anywhere.

310
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,213
On the street, in a store
or on my private property.

311
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,923
But why be happy
with just an autograph?

312
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,092
What about an original
sketch or snippet of my hair?

313
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,663
And don't forget to pull my
beard. They say it's good luck.

314
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,596
Look, there they are!

315
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,141
They're going into
Multi-Purpose Room B.

316
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,393
That room has
a dry erase board!

317
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,270
They could be doing
anything in there!

318
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,730
Anything!

319
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,947
Edna, the Klingons
have a romantic saying...

320
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,787
Roughly translated
it means,

321
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,875
"I would kill the children of a
thousand planets just to see you smile."

322
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,921
That is the most romantic
thing I've ever heard.

323
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,174
Which is kind of sad
if you think about it.

324
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,556
Edna, I want you to marry
me right here and now!

325
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,434
If you marry me,

326
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:26,688
we will honeymoon in Nebulon
Five, also known as San Diego.

327
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:27,981
No!

328
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,818
Hands off my fiancee,
wide ride!

329
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,403
Why are you dressed
like Catwoman?

330
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,323
You... They told
me it was Catman!

331
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,450
Now prepare for
some roughhousing!

332
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,393
Stop it! Stop it,
both of you!

333
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,738
Seymour, it's too late
for you to win me back.

334
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:13,652
This man worships me. He
actually wants to be my husband.

335
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,320
The female has
made her decision.

336
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,989
Prepare the feast
of Goldfish crackers.

337
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,574
I'm not marrying
you either.

338
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,493
There are a million
valid reasons,

339
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,203
but which one did you pick?

340
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,831
We've had a great time
together, but we're too different.

341
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:27,916
I don't understand.

342
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,253
It's like I'm DC Comics
and you're Marvel.

343
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,964
I understand completely.

344
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,675
I don't think I want to
be tied down to anybody.

345
00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,260
Take me to some
real men.

346
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,469
Okay.

347
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,430
You can watch my dad
and my brothers beat me up.

348
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,141
Come back home
with Mama, Son.

349
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,476
I'll make you
some hot cocoa

350
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,980
while you sit in your shame
closet and think about what you did.

351
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,607
Well, at least I
went down like a man.

352
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,318
You look like
a Malaysian transsexual.

353
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,238
Good for you,
Mrs. K.

354
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,533
Yeah, you don't need
a husband to be happy!

355
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,076
Okay, Marge,
I hear ya.

356
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,370
Now that Krabappel's
made her decision,

357
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,706
it's time to whitewash
over our problems.

358
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:11,543
I'm afraid this time a coat
of whitewash won't cover it!

359
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,008
Our marriage is
just an illusion.

360
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,761
He doesn't care how I feel at
all. He doesn't know how to love.

361
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,055
Marge, the greatest
day of my life

362
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,974
was the day you
and I became one.

363
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,893
Would you
marry me again?

364
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,438
Oh, it's very sweet,
but I don't need a...

365
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,648
Where's that
coming from?

366
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:42,949
A band in a closet,
every girl's dream.

367
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,161
And now, Padre, if you
would do the honors.

368
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,174
I do.

369
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,968
Marge, you just agreed
to raise the kids Klingon!

370
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:56,898
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