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The Simpsons.

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You know, we should visit
Shelbyville more often.

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They have a store
that just sells shoes.

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I feel like I'm in Paris!

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Oh! The famous
Shelbyville Theater District!

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Can we see a play?

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A play?

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All plays suck, all the
time, and always will,

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and everyone knows it.

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Look, we'll compromise.

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We'll go see a play

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that Lisa doesn't
want to see. Huh?

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Let's see...

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There's Equus
starring Sideshow Mel,

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the 3 Dollar Bills
in Gay, Gay, Gay!

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Ooh! Song of Shelbyville.

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From the schoolhouse
where our grandparents learnt.

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To the bad zoo
where all the animals burnt.

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We're home to Christian,
Muslim and Jew.

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Although not
many of the last two.

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There's a girl for every guy.

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Birthplace of the button fly.

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In good old Shelbyville!

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Say, fellow Shelbyvillian,

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enjoying our famous
low humidity?

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I'll say. The only thing
lower than our humidity

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are the greens fees
on our public golf course.

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Which one?
All three!

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Yes. Yes.

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Why' look,
it's Springfield Billy!

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What are you doing
here in Shelbyville?

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I came here for
the legalized gambling.

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But Springfield Billy,

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we don't have
legalized gambling here.

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Sure you do.

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I saw a bumper sticker
that said "Free Tibet."

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They're saying
Springfielders are stupid hicks.

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It's like
looking in a mirror.

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What's a mirror?

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It's a big city word
for reversifying glass.

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That show
was hilarious.

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That Springfield
Billy cracks me up.

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For your information,

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Springfielders can be
intelligent and articulate.

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I happen to know because
we're from Springfield.

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Springfielders?

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This is the worst crisis

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the Springfield Cultural
Activities Board has ever faced.

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Those Shelbyvillians
are maligning us all.

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I've never heard such
mean-spirited hate-hoots.

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We've got to upgrade
Springfield's image,

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show them we're
more than just a town

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that's still
afraid of eclipses.

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Hey, how 'bout we open
a fancy restaurant,

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and when people check their
hats and coats, we steal them?

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Why do you come
to these meetings?

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Free water.

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There must be
something else.

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Think, Marge, think.

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Culture... Vulture...
Birds of prey...

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Pray in a church... The
Father, Son and Holy Ghost...

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Ghosts are scary...
Scary rhymes with Gehry!

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That's it!

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Architect Frank Gehry!

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He could build us a concert
hall like he did in Los Angeles.

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Well, we could use a new HQ
for the Springfield Philharmonic.

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They're playing Gustav
Mahler in abject squalor.

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Little help?

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Next time
we're keeping it.

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Then ifs agreed.

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We ask Frank Gehry
to build us a concert hall.

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Bill, bill,
Bilbao, bill...

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Snoopy stationery!

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Dear Mr. Gehry, would you please
build a concert hall for our town?

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We may not be the
biggest city, or the prettiest,

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but we were the first city in America
to abandon the metric system.

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Frank Gehry,
you're a genius!

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Behold the new
Springfield Concert Hall.

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And none of this
would have happened

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if not for a letter I
received from one little girl.

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I wrote that letter.

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You wrote I was "the
bestest architect in the world"?

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Well, aren't you?

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All in favor of building a $30
million "screw you" to Shelbyville?

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Aye!

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Get off my
masterpiece, you punks!

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I'll call your mothers!

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Yo, Frank Gehry!

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Like curvilinear forms much?

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Hey, cat, get your own pants!

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Kids! Why's the cat
so fat?

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Dad, Snowball's not fat.

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She's just got
winter fur.

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Okay, she's fat.

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Can't breathe...

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Someone dangle
some string.

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I'm so excited.

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It's like giving birth to
a child of steel and iron.

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Where is everybody going?

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The symphony,
she has just started!

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So? We already
heard the.

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Dum, dum, dum, dum.

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The rest is just filler.

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I thought this was gonna be the
soundtrack to the movie Beethoven.

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Was I sadly mistaken.

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It sounds better
on my cell phone.

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Don't leave now!

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The next piece is an atonal
medley by Philip Glass.

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You stupid hicks! Why didn't you
tell me you hated classical music?

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We didn't have time.

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The concert hall was
designed and built so quickly.

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We're broke,
but I have a plan.

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We change the name of the
town to escape our creditors.

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I need names, people!

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Lima, Peru!

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Gotham City!
Wiggumville!

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Burger King!

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Perhaps I can
be of assistance.

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Smithers, tear me
a new drape hole.

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If you hand over the concert
hall to me, I'll assume the debt

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and all of your
problems will disappear.

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The building is yours.

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Excellent!

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He's turned it into a prison!

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Let's see now. Barely
finished high school.

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You've challenged me to fight six
times since the interview began...

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Make it seven!

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Mr. Simpson, I like the way
you go nuts over nothing.

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Now all you have to do
is pass this drug test.

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Cool, but I'll never
pass with this.

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I better switch samples.

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Simpson, I haven't seen
so many drugs in a wang

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since I ran
a Chinese opium den!

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"Crack, smack, uppers,
downers, cutters, inners,

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"horse tranquilizers,
cow paralyzers, blue bombers,

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"Green goofers,
yellow submarines,

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"LSD Mach 3, and
trace amounts of...

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"Human urine"?

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Well, there must
have been a mistake.

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My body is a temple.

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Guards, remove this coked-out
man-balloon from my sight!

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But he misread my pee!

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He misread my pee!

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We're not
overfeeding her.

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We've been giving her
this low-fat cat food!

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I'll bet she's sneaking
food from someplace else.

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Let's follow her!

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I'd rather follow the dog.

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I think he's up to something.

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One thing at a time, Bart.

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There you are, Smokey!

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Snowball ll has
another family!

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This is worse than when we
thought Mom was having an affair.

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Turned out she was just
going to the library to cry.

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Now she just bottles up her
misery like a normal mom.

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Gentlemen, my prison
is losing money.

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We need more convicts
in the dungeonarium.

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Dungeonarium.
That's catchy.

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Well, I could
beef up arrests

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by enforcing some of
these old forgotten laws.

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Okeydokey.

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Let's see here.

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Here's one from 1834.

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"It's unlawful for a man to be
hatless during daylight hours."

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Smithers, if I didn't arrest
you that night in the park,

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I'm not going to
arrest you now.

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Stupid prison guard
jobs thinks it's so big.

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Everyone gets
a prison job but me.

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All my best
friends are guards.

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They think they're so cruel
and corrupt, but they're not.

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Okay, boys, here's a
loony law from 1911.

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"Five kicks
of the same can

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"shall be considered
illegally transporting litter."

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- That's a hard five.
- All units move in.

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We're putting you away,
Kicky Mantle.

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And give that can
the whole CS! Treatment.

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You know, lab
tests, weird lights,

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Shots from
the can's point of view.

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Yeah, that's it.

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Lots of flash and no meaning.

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Okay,
new meat, you're clean.

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I'm not supposed
to be new meat.

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I'm supposed to have your job.

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I'm sick of you
positing an alternate reality!

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No Frank Gehry designed
prison can hold me! Ha-ha!

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Oh, my God,
that man might be hurt!

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Guards, there's a prisoner
in there!

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Nice nab, Simpson.

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You did the right thing
squealing on that guy.

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Squealing? No.
I just wanted to help him.

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Whatever. How'd you
like to be a full-time rat?

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Really?

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You mean eat cheese,
gnaw through electrical cords,

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things like that?

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Not exactly.

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Mr. Burns,
I've thought about it,

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and I don't want
to be a snitch.

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It's not an honorable life.

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Now, now,
there are perks.

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A private cell, extra dessert,
and this adorable little hat.

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Well, I am a
sucker for a little hat.

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So, we have
an agreement?

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Well... I don't know.

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But it's the only way
you'll survive in here.

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Well, I would like
to survive long enough

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to see the effects
of global warming.

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I've got an inside tip that
it's all a bunch of crap.

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Okay, you've found
your snitch.

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Excellent! Now, what
have you got for me?

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Homer Simpson
has become a snitch.

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Tell me
something I don't know.

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Sometimes I go
to the movies alone.

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Say, is that
a gang tattoo?

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I thought
those weren't allowed.

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Yeah, it's a gang
I was in as a kid.

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GMS.
"Galactic Mystery Solvers“.

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The only mystery we couldn't
solve was how not to grow up.

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That's right,
an unauthorized tattoo.

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I came here right away.

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Very good.

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Here you go!

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42-inch plasma TV
as a thank you from your...

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Your, mother.

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Oh, that "my mother."

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Tell him thanks.

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Okay, Tattoo Man.

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It's a month in
the hole for you.

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Solitary confinement?

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But without my
weekly canasta, I'll die.

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It's my raison d'être.

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Smokey, you've got that
awful smell on you again.

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That's the smell
of her real family,

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the Simpsons!

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And for your information,
our walls have a bunch

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of dead raccoons
in them,

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but we are saving up
the money to find them.

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Well, whatever.

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Smokey's our cat.

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Smokey, stay!

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Now back.

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Heel.

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Snowball does tricks?

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Sure. Come on, Smokey,
do your Smokey shuffle.

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Well, I don't care
what you say.

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She still loves us more.

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Don't you, Snowball?

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You toyed with my heart
like it was a toy heart.

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Gentlemen, we must determine
which of our fellow inmates

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has become
me rodentus incarcerarium.

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You heard the boss.
Find the rat.

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I found the rat,
and he's right here.

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00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,428
I ain't the rat,
I'm the pigeon.

253
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,728
I thought
you was the mole.

254
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,148
No, you're thinking of that
guy who was the canary.

255
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,390
But we can
all agree,

256
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:54,023
we work in a business
with a very rich lexicon.

257
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,861
Rich lexicon,
very rich.

258
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,114
Ooh! A Tiffany's box!

259
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,701
And the thing inside
is from Tiffany's!

260
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,946
Homie, you've never done
this before. How'd you afford it?

261
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,498
Well, if you really must know,

262
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,501
I'm
a prison snitch.

263
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,204
Haven't you seen
what happens to people

264
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,005
who rat in prison movies?

265
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,757
Sure, they're on top
of the world.

266
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,801
Then there's a big
riot scene.

267
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,220
Then... I don't know.
I usually doze off.

268
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,385
The prison snitch is killed!

269
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,681
And that could be you.

270
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,430
Because you're
the prison snitch!

271
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,016
What are you
dupes looking at?

272
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,536
You've never seen
bling-bling before?

273
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,934
What is it they have

274
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,360
that keeps Snowball
coming back to their house?

275
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,275
Only one way to find out.

276
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,448
My baby turtle crawled
into your basement window.

277
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,325
0h, you poor boy.

278
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,993
What's your turtle's name?

279
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,954
Apron Boobs-face?

280
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,707
Really? Well,
let's go find it.

281
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,292
And what's your name?

282
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,920
Shoes... Butt-back?

283
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,718
Psst.
There's a jailbreak tonight.

284
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,390
How come nobody
told me before?

285
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,098
I sent you an e-vite.
You never responded.

286
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,774
Nice netiquette, jerk.

287
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,903
There's gonna be
a breakout tonight.

288
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,074
Very good. Now, I'd like
a little more information.

289
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,115
Are biographies arranged
by author or subject?

290
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,075
What is Bart
still doing in there?

291
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,877
You forgot to take
some brownies.

292
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,213
Thanks, Mother Dexter!
I'll be back tomorrow.

293
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,290
Bart, why were you
in there so long?

294
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,920
Lis, that place is great!

295
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,603
They have a jukebox
in the basement.

296
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,067
And look at the trick
they taught me!

297
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,345
Are you watching?

298
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,301
Are you watching?

299
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,067
When they come
busting out, we'll be ready.

300
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,063
Every single guard is
outside waiting for them.

301
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,769
Something
don't feel right.

302
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,109
Usually when
there's a jailbreak,

303
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,316
there's electricity
in the air,

304
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,531
like the calm
before a summer storm.

305
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,658
Or right before
a heavyweight fight.

306
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,998
Mine's more poetic.

307
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,830
Now, where the hell are they?

308
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,253
Kill the rat!

309
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,130
Kill the rat!

310
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,965
Kill the rat!

311
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,758
Kill the rat!

312
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,128
What happened to the guards?

313
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,554
Kill the rat!

314
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,131
Okay, okay. Don't panic.

315
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,595
Maybe they'll tire
themselves outwith their chant.

316
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,440
I call the balls of his feet!

317
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,940
Marge, they're gonna kill me!

318
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,244
I only did what
I had to do to survive

319
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,744
in a style befitting
a French monarch.

320
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,577
Flaw. Segway, fly!

321
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,341
We've all heard of a
laugh riot, but a prison riot'?

322
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,390
Kent Brockman high above
Montgomery Burns State Penitentiary,

323
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,469
where our expensive
Thermocam 3000

324
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,554
is finally being
used for something.

325
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,932
This red glow is the heat
from a pack of inmates

326
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,939
who are desperately looking
for prison snitch, Homer Simpson,

327
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,686
This massive blob over here,

328
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,114
who is attempting to hide in the
kitchen area. Good luck, blobby.

329
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,781
Kill the rat! Then have snack!
Kill the rat!

330
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:31,907
Homer.

331
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,579
Homer, where are you?

332
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,207
Marge!
How did you get in here?

333
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,955
As president of
the cultural board,

334
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,877
I was given a key
to the concert hall.

335
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,882
There's the filthy rat
we're gonna kill.

336
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,171
And his wife,

337
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,719
who sometimes drives
my son home from school.

338
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,880
Oh, you must be
Michael's dad!

339
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,632
Marge, come on!

340
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,426
We'll be safe
in the gas chamber.

341
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,977
I want you to look into the
faces of those poor men.

342
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,405
Each one is a life you
made worse with your ratting.

343
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:17,081
Oh. Marge, I'm sorry
I got you into this mess.

344
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,410
Can I snitch on my
heart and say I love you?

345
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,461
Oh, Homie...

346
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,511
Tear gas, my one weakness.

347
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,230
You can come in, Governor.

348
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,645
Well, I'll make these
rioters regret their folly.

349
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,531
This prison will make Abu
Ghraib look like the Four Seasons.

350
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,859
Smithers, we'll need
electrical wire, a hood

351
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,445
and someone who can
really point at genitalia.

352
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,579
Done and done, sir.

353
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,575
Hold on a minute.

354
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,712
Governor, I've been using
my powers of snitching for evil,

355
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,298
But now I want
to tattle for good.

356
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,837
This prison
is a hellhole.

357
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,295
They feed us horse meat,
with traces of jockey meat!

358
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,299
I'll have you know
I buy the finest cuts of beef.

359
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,014
The guards are
sadistic and cruel.

360
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,811
I can't help
the way I am.

361
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:28,569
When I was a boy, I saw my
father murdered before my eyes.

362
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:29,858
By me.

363
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,528
Governor, I think
the only fair solution

364
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,530
is to pardon all these
thugs and murderers.

365
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,450
Well, since there's no room
in the prisons you came from,

366
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,824
I'm releasing you all
to a garbage barge,

367
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,158
where you will
bare-knuckle box

368
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,790
till one of you emerges
as king of your floating hell.

369
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,586
You know what I
missed in the joint?

370
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,714
Just lying here watching
you sleeping sweetly.

371
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,883
Sleeping sweetly.

372
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,840
Sleeping sweetly...

373
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,974
I won't tell
if you don't tell.

374
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,862
Listen to me! This
whole building is unsafe.

375
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,446
They cut corners
everywhere.

376
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,074
People! It's a deathtrap.

377
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,789
No, Dad, you fell
asleep in front of the TV

378
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,832
watching
The Towering Inferno.

379
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:27,333
How do you know the
title of my prophetic vision?