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The Simpsons.

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Hey, Lise,
there's your boyfriend.

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Oh, yeah? Well,
there's your girlfriend.

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Yeah, well,
you love Moleman.

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No, you do.

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You're gay
for Moleman!

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You're gay for Moleman!

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No one's gay for Moleman.

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Where are we?

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You're gay for Moleman!

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Bart, Lisa, welcome.
I've been expecting you.

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Your gasps
are appropriate,

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because I have perfectly
predicted the future.

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How did you know
we were coming?

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Because, my dear, I have
mastered the one true science.

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Astrology.

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Don't you
mean astronomy?

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No, my dear,
I said astrology.

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For years, you see,

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astrology was the Tampa
Bay Devil Rays of the sciences.

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Not so good.

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But with new,
more powerful computers,

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astrology can show you
the future.

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Would you like to see
yourselves as teenagers?

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No.
Let's go there now.

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Feast your eyes on the wondrous
world of eight years from Tuesday.

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Kids, come down
for your prom photo.

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Smile.

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Oh, it's so great.

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We can do anything now that
scientists have invented magic.

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I'm so proud of you.

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Lisa graduating
two years early.

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And Bart...

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Graduating.

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What'd I miss?
What'd I miss?

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Homer, we're separated now.

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You can't just walk in
without knocking.

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Well, maybe I was
partying so hard

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with my single friends
last night,

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I forgot the rules.

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Could you please stop
fighting in front of us?

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Why? Is it
messing you up?

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Homer, just settle down.

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We just got a postcard
from Maggie.

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She's really
enjoying Alaska.

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- Stupid wildlife.
- Serves them right.

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Lisa, your date's here.

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Hey, Lisa.

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Milhouse? Ugh!

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I've been turning him down
for the prom since kindergarten.

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Yes. You relented at age 12

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when he pulled you
out of a house fire,

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which you later
found out he started.

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You should have seen
the look on your face.

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In fact, here it is.

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Now, back to your teens.

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Sorry I'm late, Lisa.

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I was at the gym,
totally gunning my lats.

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Just gunning them.

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Oh, man. The deposit on
this tux was 200 Reagans.

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Hey, everybody.
Bart, you're looking crooked.

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Hey, Jenda, how about
some forehead?

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That was jagged.

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Hmm. When I was a kid, we didn't
show our affection by head-butting.

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Oh, Marge.

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Oh, right, separated.

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Ach! Who knew that bio-engineered
food would to lead to smart puke?

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Oh. You think you're better
than me, eh, puke?

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So, Nelson, who did you
end up bringing tonight?

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Sherri, or Terri?

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Uh, it didn't
seem fair to choose.

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Welcome, seniors

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and sexually-precocious
underclassmen.

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I'd like to say goodbye to those
who are going off to college,

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or to fight in Gulf War V, Operation
Find Our President's Head.

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USA! Find the head!

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USA! Find the head!

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And now, here's Assistant
Principal Kearney.

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Okay, I want
a nice, clean prom.

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That means no booze, kick,
puff, doze, maxx, stim, or turb.

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Remember, stim kills.

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It's what turned Superintendent
Chalmers into a vegetable.

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Skinner. Skinner. Skinner.

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I can use
the potty now.

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Your brother
is so hot.

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Stop telling me that.

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Oh, sorry, Lisa.

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Sink activate. I love
your dress. Soap activate.

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Bart tells me you got
into Yale. Sink terminate.

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Yeah, even though McDonald's
owns Yale now, it's still a great school.

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And I could never
afford to go there

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if I hadn't won the
Montgomery Burns Scholarship.

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Oh, yeah, that's the
thing he had to do

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as punishment for
stealing Christmas.

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Yeah. I miss Christmas.

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I don't.

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So, any plans
after graduation?

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Travel.

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Do you need a traveling
companion, perchance?

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Travel canceled.

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Whoa! Look out!

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Bart, are you sure about
this limo driver you hired?

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I can fly. I can fly.

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Just kidding,
I know I can't fly.

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I can glide, though.

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Whoa!

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Jenda, I think we're
ready to go all the way,

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but I'm
a little nervous.

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Bart, don't be nervous.

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Sex on prom
night is as American

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as our 51st state,
Saudi lsraelia.

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Jenda, that's not
what I meant.

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I love you.
Will you marry me?

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That's really sweet, but marriage
is a three-year commitment.

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I mean, do you even know what
you're gonna do with your life?

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I've got it
all figured out.

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You can waitress
while I learn to cut meat.

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We'll live in a trailer, but
to avoid paying for parking,

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I'll drive
while you sleep.

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We'll never,
ever stop.

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Bart, I hate
to say this,

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but I think
I outgrew you.

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When?

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Just this minute.

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Okay, love birds,
break it up.

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Hey, this one's alone.
Ha! What a loser.

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Oh! Here, you want
some chicken?

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Just grab it with your hands,
go ahead. We're not fancy here.

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I'm tired of this. I want to
look at a different future.

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Meh.

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So that's how
Jenda dumped me.

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Son, sometimes people just
grow apart, like me and your mom.

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No, Mom dumped you
'cause you blew

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all our money
on this underwater house.

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She'll realize
she was a fool when...

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Hey! Come back
with my patio furniture!

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Stupid flounders.

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Hey, I've got
a great idea.

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We'll find some
new lady friends.

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Come on, boy,
we're hitting the town.

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After decompressing,
of course.

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So, what do you do
to kill time in here?

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There's a DVD player,
but it doesn't work.

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Why'd you buy the first
hover car ever made?

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Didn't you know it'd take
time to work out the kinks?

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Ha-ha! I know! It's a hover car!

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All right! You guys are
my new best friends.

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You wish, loser!

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Hey, Moe.
Hey, Moe clone.

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Oh. Hiya, Homer.
Hi, Homer.

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Hey, hey, hey! I don't
pay you to socialize.

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Right. You're
the people person.

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Hey, watch it with
the attitude, mister.

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You came from
my back fat!

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Boy, I think I see

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my two favorite letters
of the alphabet,

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E-Z.

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You moron! Why did I
ever think I needed a clone?

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Hey, I'm not the clone,
you're the clone!

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Oh, please, not this again.

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Son, say hello
to Edna.

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Dad, that's my
fourth grade teacher!

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Oopsie!

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Hi, Mrs. K.
This is sure weird, huh?

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Want it to get weirder?

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I don't think so.

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Good call, Bart.
We can both do better.

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Iwish I could talk to my
fourth-grade self just once.

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I'd say, "Work hard,
don't be such a screw up.

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"This time is so precious.
Don't waste it."

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Bart, maybe
you should listen to this.

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Oh, now
I have to start over.

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Is that robot
break-dancing?

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No. He activated
his self-destruct mechanism.

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Love can really be painful.

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Tell me about it.
I broke up with Milhouse.

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How'd he take it?
Um...

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What Lisa's problem?

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Milhouse mother say
Milhouse handsome!

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I guess everyone in this family
is doomed to wind up alone.

181
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Look, if you want Jenda
to take you back,

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you should show
some initiative, get a job.

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A career? No problem.
I speak three languages.

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Armpit noises
are not a language.

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Oh, Yeah?

186
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Look, my point is, show
Jenda you want to be successful

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and she might
take you back.

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It's never
too late for love.

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Oh, I am so glad
you think so.

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Kids, I want you to know
I've started seeing someone.

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He's from Springfield.
I think you know him.

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Hey, hey! Krusty the
Clown is dating your mom!

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When Jenda hears about
my great new career,

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she'll definitely
take me back.

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- You missed a spot!
- Do it again!

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Yes, Mr. Gheet.

197
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I'm Anoop, you racist cracker!

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Bart, I need you to make a
delivery to an elderly shut-in.

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And to get there, you must
go through the forbidden zone.

200
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Which one? Radioactive,
smallpox, eternal midnight?

201
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No, no. The one
with the uni-clams.

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Oh, I get it.

203
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You can't tip me, because
your hands are tied.

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My dad pulls that
scam all the time.

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Don't move, teenage Bart.

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00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:25,042
I've got you covered
with my phaser/cell phone.

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00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,811
Dude, this is totally
not the time to call me.

208
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I don't know.
Some kind of pasta.

209
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,691
Look, just get me what
you're having, all right?

210
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Ew! Not that.

211
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What soups do they have...

212
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,328
Oh, blessed urchin.
How can I reward you?

213
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With the diamond?
No, sorry.

214
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My diamonds are going to
be retro-morphed into coal,

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the most valuable
substance on Earth.

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I know.

217
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I'll send you to Yale with
the Monty Burns Scholarship.

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I can%take
your scholarship.

219
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It's going to my sister.
It would break her heart.

220
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,727
Don't be so quick
to say no.

221
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,370
The ladies love
an Ivy Leaguer.

222
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,566
They do?

223
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,847
Oh, yeah.

224
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,526
Once I home-invaded
this Princeton dude,

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and he was, like,
totally married.

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VVell, I guess an intensive
four-year bachelor of arts program

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is the easiest way
to get Jenda back.

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Hello, Smithers.

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00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,725
Nice of you to drop by
after my life was saved.

230
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Sir, you knew
I was on a date.

231
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Mr. Smithers? I thought
you were, you know...

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Ha-ha. No, I'm straight.

233
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As long as I take these
injections every 10 minutes.

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00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,129
I love boobies!

235
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:39,846
It's so great that.

236
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,651
Yale has finally forbidden
men from taking science.

237
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:47,248
Now let's see, should I
major in Femistry or Galgebra?

238
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,846
Listen, Lise, I gotta
tell you something.

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I'm going to Yale.

240
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,568
What? I don't want to go
to the same college as you.

241
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,086
Then I've got some great
news! You're not going to Yale!

242
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,489
Hey, I didn't
do anything. Yet.

243
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,084
You've wrecked my life!

244
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,401
You're gonna
wreck my life!

245
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,887
Hey, Marge,
why are you with Krusty?

246
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,610
These kids are
too old for clowns.

247
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,446
Actually, Homer,
I'm into your lady.

248
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,524
Hey, man, she's not
my lady anymore.

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00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,489
We split up,
it's all cool. I...

250
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,369
I'll kill you!

251
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,283
Once they destroy
each other...

252
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,850
...then we make our move.

253
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,168
Yes, we make our move.

254
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,686
What? A spider got
into the cloning machine.

255
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,166
Attention, everyone.

256
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:47,449
Please welcome our
Valedictorian, Lisa Simpson.

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00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,568
She will be
attending Yale.

258
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,840
Listen, I'm not going to Yale
'cause of my brother.

259
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,724
I mean, Hot Dog on a
Stick Management Camp.

260
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,486
That's odd.

261
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,809
You get into Yale, and
Lisa can't go anymore?

262
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,882
Hey, what can I say?
I love learning.

263
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,121
Bartholomew Simpson.

264
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,201
What?

265
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,203
Come and get your diploma.

266
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,084
Why don't you
mail it to your butt?

267
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,607
Bart, now that you've
graduated, I can finally say this.

268
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,887
You really press my cider.

269
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,927
Yo, Bart,

270
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,168
good to see you're
back with Jenda.

271
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,561
Hey, Nelson. What's
up with your girlfriends?

272
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,967
Oh, they each had twins.

273
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,650
Listen, girls,

274
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:34,491
I'm going out for a
pack of cigarettes.

275
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,848
Isn't that what your father
said the day he left you?

276
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:42,005
Yeah. I never understood
why he did it, till now.

277
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,447
I'm coming, Papa!

278
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,522
Lisa had no right
to break up with me.

279
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,924
I'm not the first guy to get a
nosebleed during a slow dance.

280
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,605
I better go talk to him.

281
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,281
VVell, don't take
too long.

282
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,240
I think this might
be our special night.

283
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,682
Why did Lisa
dump me?

284
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,167
Is it because
of my small calves?

285
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,527
They're the hardest
place to add mass!

286
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,524
Cheer up, Milhouse. You got
your whole life ahead of you.

287
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,564
Oh, no!

288
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,803
Hey, I remember
when you were

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00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,848
a nerdy little fourth-grader.

290
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,571
And now you're an
emotionally crippled mini-Hulk.

291
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,085
What girl
wouldn't want that?

292
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,924
Do you think
Lisa might see that,

293
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,286
now that she's got
nothing else?

294
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,407
I guess so.

295
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,280
Booyah! Time to strike
while the iron is sad!

296
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,280
All right. Three hours
to blast my quads.

297
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,646
Lisa. Lisa. Lisa.

298
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,042
Bart, what's wrong?
You seem distracted.

299
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,851
Oh, I was just thinking
about Milhouse and Lisa.

300
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,491
Mmm-hmm. What are you
thinking about now?

301
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,847
Hey, that rundown
old house looks familiar.

302
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,727
That's where Doc Frink
used to live.

303
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,049
I never had this problem
with Todd Flanders.

304
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,481
This machine lets us
look into the future.

305
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,403
Wouldn't that
be romantic?

306
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,403
I'll tell you what
would be romantic.

307
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,165
Making love for
the first time.

308
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,608
Totally. Right after I fiddle
with these dials and levers.

309
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,288
You know, I was
thinking of taking

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00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,840
a poetry class
at the community college.

311
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,046
Forget it.

312
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:46,442
I had to sell all my
marrow to pay the light bill.

313
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,127
I didn't have
much marrow.

314
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,646
I can't let that
happen. I gotta go.

315
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,882
Listen, Bart, if you
leave me now,

316
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,486
I can guarantee one
thing about your future.

317
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,891
I won't be in it.

318
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,805
Not going to Yale isn't
the end of the world.

319
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,962
Yeah, I'm starting
to see that.

320
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,686
No, I mean,
you're screwed.

321
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,240
Your only hope
is to clutch at straws!

322
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,927
Straws who've
always loved you.

323
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,047
Really?

324
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,247
Really.

325
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,244
Can I kiss you?

326
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,921
Um, have you eaten
onions lately?

327
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,891
No. And it's really hard
'cause I'm on an all-onion diet.

328
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:32,608
Uh... Well, okay.
I guess this is my destiny.

329
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,724
What are you doing?

330
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,643
Keeping Lisa from
destroying her life.

331
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,927
Come on,
let her destroy it.

332
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,849
Lenny, Carl,
can you pull me out?

333
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,610
Sorry, we're ghosts now.

334
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,842
Our spirits live
in those two trees.

335
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,163
Or maybe we're alive and we
just feel like jerking you around.

336
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,208
Or maybe
we're one of each.

337
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,927
Look, I'm not
taking the scholarship.

338
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,889
You're the one who
deserves to go to Yale.

339
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,203
Aw! That's so noble.
But what about Jenda?

340
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,205
Hey, I'm waiting till I find
a girl who likes me for me.

341
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,722
And you will
at the age of 83.

342
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,564
You die
one minute later.

343
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,722
And my brain
is put in a...

344
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,800
Pauper's grave.

345
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,490
Well, Bart,
I really appreciate

346
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,040
what you're going
to do for me. Mmm.

347
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,481
But what happens
to our parents?

348
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,566
Marge, I thought you'd never take
me back after what I did to Krusty.

349
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,642
You mean get beaten up by him?

350
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,000
Exactly.

351
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:47,085
And I'll admit, it is kind
of romantic under the sea.

352
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,367
You don't know the half of it.

353
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,480
Oh, this sucks. I want to
see Vice President Cletus.

354
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:23,248
You want me to attend the
funeral of the Sultan of Brunei?

355
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,608
Well, I would
consider it my honor.

356
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:33,007
Hey, Brandine, pack my evening
britches. We's going to Brunei.