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The Simpsons.

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Ay, caramba!

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Out of gas? But how?

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I put a dollar in this morning
and we've only driven 90 cents!

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You had to drive with the windows
down, didn't you, Rockefeller?

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Now get some gas while I read
my bingo strategy guide!

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Let's see... B-12.

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I did it!

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Bonehead.

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This counts as a
parent/teacher conference!

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Am I seeing this right?

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I am! Time to
spread the word!

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Hey, Milhouse.
Talk to me.

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Skinner's doing what?

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I'm on my way!
I'm on my way!

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I'll clean you up good,
giant beer can!

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Where's Simpson?
I couldn't get a hold of him.

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No cell phone. But if I know Bart,
he's busy doing something awesome!

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I don't know why
I agreed to this.

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Because you love the
taste of my imaginary tea.

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Oh, you're right.

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Hey, spaz. While you were
here spazzing yourself,

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you totally missed out.

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Missed out? I didn't miss out.
What did I miss out on?

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I wish I had
a cell phone.

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Here's an imaginary
cell phone.

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What? Do you
think I'm crazy?

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Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone!
Your son is lamer than Milhouse!

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What does that
say about you?

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Sweetie, we can't afford
to get you a cell phone.

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As it is, I'm buying frozen
peas on installments.

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I'm never gonna
get a cell phone.

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And I'm never gonna
go to Machu Picchu.

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In this family, you get
used to disappointments.

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How am I ever
gonna get a cell phone?

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Is this your ball?
Why, yes, it is!

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Here you go.
Don't tell me where I go!

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A dollar? What for?
It's the least I can do.

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These balls cost
five dollars new.

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So I can get a dollar
for every ball I find?

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Then if a cell phone costs
$100, how many balls do I need?

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This is why my kids
go to private school.

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I keep my
nose on the grindstone

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I work hard every day

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I might get a little tired on
the weekend, after I draw my pay.

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But I'll go back workin'

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Come Monday morning
I'm right back with the crew.

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I'll drink a little beer
that evening.

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I'll fix you,
you varmint!

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Wow! I'm just 20 balls away
from a cell phone!

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So it's you!

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You're the one that's been
poaching on my territory!

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Groundskeeper Willie?

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Weekends and summers,
I'm Greenskeeper Willie.

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Your ball-scavenging
days are over!

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And those orphan
golf balls belong to me!

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Dimpled gold.
I'm rich!

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Now I won't have to pleasure a country
club wife to get me steak dinner!

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I'm never gonna
get a cell phone.

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Great. We gotta
wait for Denis Leary.

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Hey, Leary, if you want to have
a "tee" party, go back to Boston!

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Boston.

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Come on, Ice Age,
take the shot!

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Ice Age was the
name of the film.

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I played Diego, the vicious saber tooth
tiger who, guess what, has a heart.

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Now shut up or I'll have you
all kicked out of show business.

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Damn it!

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A cell phone!

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It's mine!

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Cool. You can even
watch commercials on it!

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Hey, Milhouse. Guess
where I'm calling from?

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Well, I know you
don't have a cell phone.

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So you must be in your kitchen
or one of your bedrooms.

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Unless you have a wall jack
in your basement!

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That would be huge!
Look outside your window.

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I'm not supposed to look out
the window when I'm alone.

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Just do it!

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Cell phone!

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Let's assign each
other ring tones!

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That felt good.

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Hello? You want Denis Leary?
Wrong number, dumb-ass.

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Come on, Denis. It's me,
producer Brian Grazer.

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I just paid five million dollars
for the screen rights to the book.

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Everybody Poops.
I'm a big fan.

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Only one face came to mind for
the constipated gorilla. Yours.

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Sure. On one condition.
I want to do my own poops.

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I wouldn't have it
any other way.

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Of course I'll do it
for minimum. Great.

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I'll see you next
Monday in Tunisia.

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This phone belongs
to Denis Leary!

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Denis Leary? Boston comedian turned
movie star turned basic cable notable?

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That's right! Let's call his
business manager and tell him

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to spend all his money on Yankees
hats and Derek Jeterjerseys.

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I don't know, Bart. What
if Denis Leary gets mad?

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Nah. He's cool. He's gonna
think this is hilarious.

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No longer must
we live in shame.

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Let the decree go forth.
Everybody poops!

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And cut! Great. Great, man.
You really nailed it.

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I don't even remember
agreeing to be in this movie.

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Well, you did.
Bring in the poop.

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Milhouse, I hold in this hand
Denis Leary's cell phone.

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And in this hand, the phone
numbers of bars around the world.

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Let's start
with Hawaii.

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Aloha.
Aloha to you.

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I'm looking for Maya,
last name Normousbutt.

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Hang on. I'll check, has anyone
here seen Maya Normousbutt?

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I got a Drew Peewiener here?
Anyone expecting a Drew Peewiener?

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I hold in my hand
a Drew Peewiener!

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Better put it
down then, mate!

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Ishaflinquke. Ls there
a Mr. Myfriendsaregay?

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First name Olaf. Attention, everyone!
Olaf Myfriendsaregay!

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Wait a minute. If I
ever get a hold of you,

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I will thank you for showing me
the futility of human endeavor.

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The sun never sets
on the Bartish Empire.

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Yo. Who's this? Denis
Leary, you little puke!

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I'm gonna rip out your
heart with two fingers!

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They taught me how
to do it for my show!

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Which one? The one that got canceled
or the one that's gonna get canceled?

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You are so dead!

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That laughter sounds like
the result of misbehavior.

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Bart, how did you
get a cell phone?

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Same way you got me. By
accident on a golf course.

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Whose phone is this?

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You'll never get it out of me!
Okay. Milhouse?

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It's Denis Leary's!

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I'm sorry, Bart. I'm desperate
for any signs of adult approval.

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You did the right thing.

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Bart Simpson's stolen cell phone.
Can I help you?

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Damn straight, you can. I'm Denis Leary.
And your kid is out of control.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Leary. Sometimes
it's hard to be a parent.

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No it's not. It's easy.
I'll tell you what's hard.

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Having to watch my stunt double
run into a burning building,

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worrying that people might
realize it's not me, it's him.

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Try doing that!

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I don't think
I could.

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Mr. Leary,
I'm so sorry.

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I'll send you your
phone back right away.

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Keep the phone. In fact,
can I give you some advice?

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Of course.
You're Denis Leary.

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Give your kid back the phone. But
first, activate its built-in GPS system.

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That way you can log onto your carrier's
website and track your son's movements,

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the way I track every actor who
gets a movie that I was up for.

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Shouldn't you just be
happy for their success?

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I should be a lot
of things, lady.

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My tarts!

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Okay, here goes. Bart,
I have something for you.

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Wait a minute. I thought you
said I couldn't have this.

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Well, sweetie, I know I said
you couldn't have a cell phone.

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But in these days of stranger
dangers and sinister ministers,

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I think it's important
that we're in touch.

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Lady, you are the
best mom ever!

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Did he take the bait?
Like a bigmouth bass.

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Okay. Bart went to
the comic book store.

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Time to head home.

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Bullies!

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Hey! He went into
a construction site!

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That's
a hard-hat zone!

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You sure this is safe?

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Sure. I got my
seatbelt on.

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Bartholomew
J. Simpson!

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MILHOUSEI Whoa!

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What are you doing at
this construction site?

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Trying to do something
constructive?

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I'll just take Milhouse home.

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You better watch your step.

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Bye

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I send you all my regards.

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You're so tough.

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You're so hard.

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Listen to the hammers
falling in the breaker's yard.

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You better watch your step.

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You better watch your step.

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Ooh, watch your step.

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Hey, Bart just keeps spinning
around and around and around.

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What's his angle?

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What are you two doing
in the laundry room?

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We're doing the laundry.

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Dad, do laundry. No problem.

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Tracking software?

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You're spying on Bart.

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Honey, keeping track of someone
because you love them is not wrong.

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It shows you care!

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That's right, my beautiful,
beautiful Midge.

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Soon you'll be mine.

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Keep talking, creepo.

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Every word buys you another
year in the slammer.

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Bart, there's something I need to tell you.
Mom and Dad...

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I'm listening to financing
terms for double-glazed windows.

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Awesome. Another call.
You got Bart.

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It's me, you idiot. Mom
and Dad are spying on you.

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There's a tracking chip
in your cell phone.

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They're spying
on me? That's horrible.

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I know! It's a complete violation
of your rights! Not to mention...

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Hold that thought.
I'm getting a text.

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Viagra at five
dollars a pill?

196
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Whatever it is, it's
going in Skinner's coffee.

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What is in this coffee?

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Track this, Mom and Dad.

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Look at Bart go!

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He must be running away!
He won't get far.

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Not on that crappy
breakfast I made for him.

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Oh, my God.
He's out of frame!

203
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Zoom out! Zoom out!

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He's circling the
Shelbyville Bird Sanctuary.

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Our little boy has lost his
mind. Let's get him.

206
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,838
Looks like I've got the house
to myself for a while.

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I can do anything I want!
First, I'm gonna take a bath.

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Then I'm gonna eat
some vegetables.

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00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:33,349
And then I'm gonna get to bed
nice and early with no TV!

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So your family's been
gone for three days?

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Yeah. And I think they
may be gone a while longer.

212
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,863
It looks like the grilled
Twizzlers are ready.

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Mmm. Yeah.
This baby is done.

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Awesome! But I
better get going.

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00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,629
It's getting dark. My
mom's gonna wake up soon.

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00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,799
She gets upset if someone's not
there to tell her where she is.

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Typical mom.

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You sure you don't want to
stay and have a sleepover?

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I made sleepover shirts!

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Listen, Bart. If I don't
get home soon,

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there won't be time for my
mom to give me a hug,

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my dad to read me a story, and
both of them to sing me a song

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till I gently fall asleep.

224
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,987
Anyway, you have
fun by yourself.

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00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,864
Hmm. There's no
moon tonight.

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00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,074
Real boogeyman
weather.

227
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,420
Bart's been moving
nonstop all afternoon.

228
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:48,424
Maybe there's too much sugar
in his Sugar Frosted Candy-0's.

229
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,509
Something about this
just doesn't seem right.

230
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,928
Pull over!
Bart's in this field!

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00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,684
Bart? Where are
you, boy?

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Don't worry.
I won't strangle you.

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I think we're following you!
What's your species, little guy?

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You're a scarlet tanager.

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You've been flying south
because you're migrating to...

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Machu Picchu, Peru?

237
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,879
Well, I could tell Mom and
Dad the chip is in a bird

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00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,715
and hope they take me to
Machu Picchu another time.

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Or...

240
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,511
Mom, Dad, Bart's
on the move!

241
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,477
Man, when you're alone,
night is scary.

242
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,480
Day is awesome!

243
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,273
Night is scary.

244
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,651
Day is awesome!

245
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,821
Night is scary.

246
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,119
Are we ever
going to find him?

247
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,456
Absolutely. That unpleasantness
in Ecuador is behind us,

248
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,459
my coca leaf addiction
is under control,

249
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,838
and Bart is finally trapped in
that paradise above the clouds.

250
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,596
Bart! Where
are you, Bart?

251
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:18,847
Is that him?

252
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,434
No. It's just a bush.

253
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,647
Clearly the work ofvvwakocha,
the trickster god.

254
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,776
You guys look exhausted. Maybe
you ought to rest for a while.

255
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,737
No! All I care about
is finding my boy!

256
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,699
And then I'm never letting
him out of my sight again!

257
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,211
Greetings, sky-haired
sun mother.

258
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,632
I don't need any new friends. I'm
just looking for my little boy.

259
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,801
I need to protect
him from himself.

260
00:18:55,884 --> 00:19:00,180
Like the mothers of ancient Machu
Picchu protected their children?

261
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,066
Our mothers were the
most overprotective

262
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,360
in the greater Machu Picchu
metropolitan area.

263
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,822
They forced their children to
live in this walled mountain city.

264
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:19,074
Those walls do look safe.

265
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,286
Walls that keep out danger
keep out knowledge.

266
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,872
Our young people never learned
to survive on their own.

267
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,834
So when they grew up they were
no match for the conquistadors.

268
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,220
Oh, my God. You've taught
me a valuable lesson.

269
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,930
I didn't mean to.
I'm just chatty.

270
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,434
I sold my business a few years ago.
And I miss talking to people.

271
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:53,901
So I can't always be there for Bart. He's
got to learn to take care of himself.

272
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,362
The computer says Bart's
standing on the computer.

273
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,782
All I see is a stupid bird with
a tracking chip on its leg.

274
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,283
It doesn't add up.

275
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,663
I think it's time
for us to go home.

276
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,254
Hey.
Thank God you're okay!

277
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,131
Were you guys gone?

278
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,050
We were gone
for two weeks!

279
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:19,635
I didn't even notice.

280
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:25,557
Well, I just made a 3,700-mile car trip.
I need to wash up.

281
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,145
Never leave again!

282
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,069
Where's Maggie?

283
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,737
She's...

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