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Hello. I'd like to vote
for president, governor,

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and anything that will take money
away from our parks and libraries.

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Use machine number three.

4
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I can't fit
in the booth.

5
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Use the double-wide.

6
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One of those
electronic voting dealies!

7
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One vote for McCain.
Thank you.

8
00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:48,882
No. I want to
vote for Obama.

9
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Two votes for McCain.

10
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Come on,
it's time for a change!

11
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Three votes for McCain.

12
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No, no, no!

13
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Six votes for
President McCain.

14
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Hey, I only meant one of
those votes for McCain!

15
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This machine is rigged!

16
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Must tell President McCain.

17
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This doesn't happen
in America.

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Maybe Ohio,
but not in America!

19
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Okay. All I need is
a Christmas gift for Lisa.

20
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I don't have time
to read all that.

21
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Montreal Expos jersey,
Somber String,

22
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jacks, no ball,
and a Slunky.

23
00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,253
Oh, I wouldn't give these
to my worst enemy,

24
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which happens to be Lisa.

25
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Girls don't like trucks. Come
back when you're something else.

26
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Perfect!

27
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Merry Christmas, Dad.

28
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We bought you three
more minutes of oxygen.

29
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Thank you, son.
Can I play with it outside?

30
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Can I? Can I?

31
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Sure.

32
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Hey, Lise, I think I see
one with your name on it.

33
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I don't know how you could
top last year's gift.

34
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A box of your burps.

35
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Yeah. Here's your
stocking stuffer.

36
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Wow! A Malibu Stacy Convertible!
Oh, Bart! An actual present.

37
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That's right, Maggie.
It's a car.

38
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Let's go to the...

39
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Posibots, transform!

40
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Snooze!

41
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Three-way!

42
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Melody!

43
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What?

44
00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,197
Wait a minute.
We're missing Sex Toy.

45
00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,660
Where have you been?

46
00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,828
Where haven't I been?

47
00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,253
Hmm. Ls there something
different about the kitchen?

48
00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,088
No.
No. No.

49
00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,094
Well, the toaster's
never lied to me before.

50
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Hup, two...

51
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Nice planet.

52
00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:39,279
Posibot engaged.

53
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Battle commencing in ten,
nine, eight...

54
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Hey!

55
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Hey, Homer.
How was your Christmas?

56
00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,706
It was okay. I got
Seinfeld, Season Seven.

57
00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:54,627
Finally, a Boxing Day
that lives up to its name!

58
00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,880
Lisa, what's happening?

59
00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,465
Well, if I
had to guess,

60
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I'd say that two alien robot races
who've been battling for centuries

61
00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:05,221
have chosen our planet as the site
for their ultimate confrontation.

62
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It is a good planet
to settle things on.

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Stop it! Stop it! Look! You
have made the nacho machine cry.

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Cool!

65
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Carnage Destructicus, the moment
has arrived, our final battle!

66
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Your final battle,
Bestimus Mucho!

67
00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,095
Stop it! Just because
you're mad at each other

68
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doesn't mean you have to
destroy our town.

69
00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:49,724
That does not compute.

70
00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:50,850
Really?

71
00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,519
It computes a little.

72
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What's this whole intergalactic
tiff about, anyway?

73
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You know,
I don't remember.

74
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Neither do I.

75
00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,446
Maybe the non-transformer
thing is right.

76
00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:07,325
Thank you, human grandmother, for
pointing out that it is futile to fight

77
00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:08,701
if we do not know why.

78
00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,079
And now that we are not
fighting each other,

79
00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:15,041
we can team up
to enslave your planet.

80
00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:18,211
That's great, because
working together, you can...

81
00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,969
Okay, who's the idiot who
taught them what foosball was?

82
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I thought they
might enjoy it.

83
00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,397
Okay, Maggie. We'll be
back in three hours.

84
00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,233
Or longer, if something
happens to us.

85
00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:29,657
Maybe we shouldn't do this.
She doesn't know anyone here.

86
00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:34,120
Look, sweetie. There's
a familiar face. Krusty!

87
00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:48,468
Hey, hey, kids!

88
00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,346
Your old pal Krusty's gonna
teach you five new words:

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Unlicensed use
of my image.

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00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,064
All right, boys. See those
Krustys nobody paid me for?

91
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,816
Sandblast them!

92
00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:13,409
Entertain the troops? No way!
What have they ever done for me?

93
00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,995
Krusty, you made
my daughter cry.

94
00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:19,248
Hey, my intellectual property
rights were being infringed.

95
00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,708
Do you know
how that feels?

96
00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,627
Do you? Huh? Do you?

97
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:44,607
One, two, three. One, two, three.
It's no use.

98
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:55,034
Mr. Simpson, you have quite a
talent for killing celebrities.

99
00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,329
Well, I'm no drunk driving.

100
00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,874
I'd like to introduce you to
some stereotypical ad men.

101
00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:03,835
Simpson, we got a swell
little notion for you.

102
00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,462
Did you know you can put a
dead celebrity in a commercial

103
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,464
and you don't have to
pay them a thing?

104
00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:22,895
Oh, my God!
You finally did it!

105
00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:28,234
You mixed Buzz Cola with the
smooth, rich taste of lemon!

106
00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:31,404
Unfortunately, there are certain
stars who won't do what we want.

107
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,448
What's their problem?

108
00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,032
They're still alive.

109
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,827
And then we thought, "Who's
good at killing celebrities?"

110
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,413
Me!

111
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,166
That's right! Homer, would
you be willing to acquire

112
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,418
some more
accounts for us?

113
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:50,757
Well, you know,
it is awfully hot today.

114
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,472
Now I'm too cold.

115
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,936
Psycho killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est.

116
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:07,523
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better.

117
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:13,321
Run, run, run, run,
run, run, run away.

118
00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:19,285
Oh, psycho killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est.

119
00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:23,623
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better.

120
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:29,337
Run, run, run, run,
run, run, run away.

121
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,687
Psycho killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est.

122
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:50,399
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better.

123
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:55,863
Run, run, run, run,
run, run, run away.

124
00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,493
We can't just sit here while
they exploit our images.

125
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:03,621
Hey, John Wayne, have you
heard about Stockswapper. Org 's

126
00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,414
low, low transaction fees?

127
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,668
Sounds... like... quite...
a... deal... pilgrim.

128
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,420
I hate...
trans... action... fees.

129
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:17,218
Hey, George Washington! See
if you think this is funny!

130
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,723
It's the Springfield
Wedding Chapel's annual.

131
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,142
President's Day
marriage-a-thon!

132
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:32,567
That ad implies that Mr. Lincoln
and I are betraying familiarities!

133
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,693
It's an outrage!

134
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,988
Yes, an outrage.

135
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,786
So are we gonna sit here
flapping ourjaws

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00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,497
or are we gonna do
something about it?

137
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:51,210
Now wait just
a gosh-darn minute here.

138
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,213
We can't go taking the
law into our own hands.

139
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,841
These are people with
hopes and dreams...

140
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,011
Put a sock in it,
mush mouth!

141
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:09,770
All we are saying is
let's eat some brains!

142
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:15,276
Great party, Homer.

143
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,362
Murdering Kate Winslet paid
for that chocolate fountain.

144
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,083
Golda Meir!

145
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,757
You ripped me off, see?

146
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,300
No, I didn't, see?

147
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,469
You're gonna pay for
what you done, see?

148
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,849
I always thought I'd
die of hepatitis, see?

149
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,021
Rip Taylor?
You're not even dead!

150
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,940
Someone needs to
check my apartment!

151
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,114
Let's get him!

152
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:05,868
Little sister, is that
moustache coming or going?

153
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,995
Well, your wife likes it.

154
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,209
You're all right,
goofy grape.

155
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,087
People, please! We're
here to kill this jerk!

156
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,172
Before you kill me,
I gotta know,

157
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,383
what is the one
true religion?

158
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,677
It's a mix of
voodoo and Methodist.

159
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,934
Shouldn't have left the key
under the mat, suckers!

160
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,936
So what do you do
for fun around here?

161
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:35,648
Well, tonight we've got a poker
tournament at the rec center.

162
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,567
Ooh! After you,
Mr. Pennyface.

163
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,569
Is your wife up here?

164
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,906
Well,
we have an understanding.

165
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,791
Good grief.

166
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,462
I like your
witch costume, Lisa.

167
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:42,006
I'm not a witch.
I'm a Wiccan.

168
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,384
Why is it when a woman is confident
and powerful, they call her a witch?

169
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,678
What did you say, Mom?

170
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,930
Nothing. I'm
practicing my trombone.

171
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,102
So what are you wearing to
the Halloween party, Milhouse?

172
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,604
I'm not going
to the party.

173
00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:01,150
I'm going to the pumpkin patch
to wait for the Grand Pumpkin.

174
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,821
That means,
"You kids have fun."

175
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,740
What's the Grand Pumpkin?

176
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,075
Every Halloween,

177
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:13,245
the Grand Pumpkin visits all
the pumpkin patches in the world

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00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,165
and brings candy to
kids who truly believe.

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00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,417
Milhouse,
for the last time,

180
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,503
I made that up
to mess with you!

181
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,588
The Grand Pumpkin
isn't real!

182
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,216
I appreciate you
testing my faith, Bart.

183
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,093
But it's not necessary.

184
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,303
Ibefievein the Grand
Pumpkin, almighty gourd,

185
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:32,765
who was crustified over Pontius
Pie-Plate and ascended into oven.

186
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,393
He will come again to judge
the filling and the bread...

187
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,562
Sigh.

188
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:45,820
You've all come to wait
for the Grand Pumpkin with me!

189
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,905
Who wants to sing
pumpkin carols?

190
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,824
I've got
a pumpkin carol for you.

191
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,952
You are
such a stupid moron.

192
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,829
It makes people
want to punch you.

193
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,665
The Grand Pumpkin 's
super gay.

194
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,668
Punch, punch, punch,
punch, Wedgie!

195
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,839
Your God is wrong.

196
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,340
Let's get to
the Halloween party.

197
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:09,236
I want to hit the apple tank before all
of the Granny Smiths are bobbed out.

198
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,469
Lise, you coming?

199
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,096
I think I'll stay
With Milhouse.

200
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,557
His glasses fog up
when he cries.

201
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,225
More Granny Smiths
for me.

202
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,735
Lisa! Lisa!
Wake up! He's here!

203
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,988
What? The Grand Pumpkin
is here?

204
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,116
No. I'm rehearsing what I'm
gonna say when he shows up.

205
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,743
He's here.
He's here! He is here!

206
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,958
You owe me restitution!

207
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,836
If he sees us fighting,
he might not come!

208
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,884
Grand Pumpkin,
I know you're real.

209
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,386
Why won't you
show yourself?

210
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,346
Why?

211
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,859
Happy Halloween!

212
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:11,697
The Grand Pumpkin!
You are real!

213
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:17,286
That's right, Milhouse. Your childlike
belief has brought me to life.

214
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,288
I knew you'd come!

215
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,666
I even baked you a loaf of
homemade pumpkin bread!

216
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:27,004
How delightful. Bread made
especially for pumpkins.

217
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,259
Actually,
it's made from pumpkins.

218
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,684
Revenge!

219
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,816
I'm gonna give you
crossed eyes,

220
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,401
like you might
see on an idiot,

221
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,528
a stupid triangle nose,

222
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:55,282
and a big mouth full of the
ugliest-shaped teeth there are.

223
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:59,870
Square! And I'm gonna
make your friends watch.

224
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,459
No!

225
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,507
Ladies.

226
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,008
Stupid.

227
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,273
Everybody, listen!
The Grand Pumpkin is real!

228
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,108
Hey! No hard-soled shoes!

229
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,365
Oh, God!
Everywhere I look!

230
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,034
Pumpkin atrocities!

231
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,120
Care for
a pumpkin seed?

232
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,873
You roast
the unborn?

233
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,505
Touch me and I'll
cut your friend.

234
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:54,300
What do I care?
That's a yellow pumpkin.

235
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,510
You're a racist!

236
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,053
All pumpkins are racist.

237
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,888
The difference
is I admit it!

238
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,517
I'd rather
die than hate!

239
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,060
This is all my fault!

240
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:09,398
The Grand Pumpkin said my childlike
belief was what made him come to life!

241
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,025
Belief, eh?

242
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:16,739
Say, Milhouse, have you by any
chance ever heard of Tom Turkey?

243
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,575
No. Who is he and
what's his origin story?

244
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,661
Well, Tom is
a magical turkey

245
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,581
who gave the Pilgrims the technology
to put buckles on their hats.

246
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:29,251
Now he appears every Thanksgiving
to children who believe.

247
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,961
Sounds plausible.

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Tom Turkey, help me.
I believe in you.

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Are you looking for a particular
part of my brain, or...

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Halt, yon pumpkin, most succulent
and plump! I be Tom Turkey!

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A giant talking turkey?
Preposterous!

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Prepare for
the Almighty's judgment,

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thou stinking fruit
of rotted vine!

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Pumpkin segregation
forever!

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I can't live on the outside!
I can't!

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Milhouse, your childlike
innocence saved us all!

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Tom, how can
we repay you?

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How about a Thanksgiving feast?
You can carve the turkey!

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You eat turkeys?

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Yeah, it's delicious!

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Especially when we take stuffing
and shove it up the turkey's ass.

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Revenge!

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Looks like those kids found
the true spirit of Halloween,

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or Thanksgiving,
or whatever.

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And for those of you
who feel like

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we've trampled on a
beloved children's classic,

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I encourage you to write
to the following address.

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Happy holidays, everyone!

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