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The Simpsons.

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I see stars!

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Bart!

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O Mardi
Gras, O Mardi Gras.

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You see a lot of boobies.

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Boy, where are my
zydeco records?

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There's twelve more boxes
and they all sound the same.

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I know they do. But the
Simpson Mardi Gras party

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has been a tradition since
two days before you were born.

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And we spare no expense!

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What about my birthday party?

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This counts as that.

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Ladies, how are you
doing with the float?

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Fine. But I wish you'd
picked an easier theme

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than Super Jet
Dinosaur Fun Monkeys.

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What does that even mean?

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Homie, every year this
party gets a little bigger.

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I'm afraid it's growing
outofhand.

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Hey, Homer, I have
some distant relatives

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that I never see
except for this party.

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Can I bring them
to the party?

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No problem.

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Just so you know, some of them
act like they hate America.

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But what they really hate
are Americans.

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Marge, lighten up. Even
Grampa's enjoying himself.

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I officially declare this private
party in some guy's backyard open!

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It's my wife! Everyone, pretend
this is a trade seminar in Zurich.

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I can't talk now, dear.

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It's 4:00 in the morning
here in Zurich.

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I... Oh, right.
We came together.

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Hey! There you go!

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Eat my food!
Drink of my drink!

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Put your coat on my
daughter's bed, I command you!

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Your majesty, did you remember
to invite Ned Flanders?

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As the worm said to
the plate of spaghetti, I...

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Fine. I'll invite him. But he
has to wear the outfit I choose.

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Hey, Flanders. Listen,
we're having a party.

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Inoflced.

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So, anyway, if you're
not doing anything,

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and it looks like you are,
you're welcome to stop by or not!

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Well, Homer, maybe I could use a
break from the old weed and feed.

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Man, you really
are into me, huh?

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What are you?
Some kind of talking dog?

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Sure.

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Three, two, one.

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It's Ash Wednesday, everybody!

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Set down your gins
and confess your sins!

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Homer, I always wonder,

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how can you afford this
party year after year?

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Because I have this magical
thing called a home equity loan.

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I borrow all the money I want and
the house gets stuck with the bill.

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Sucker.

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I'm not sure
that's how it works.

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Fine, Mr. Skeptical.
Give me back your beads!

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But... But... But...

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Beads, please.

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Homie, do you know
anything about this?

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Marge, don't worry.

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It's like when we stopped
paying the phone bill.

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They stopped calling us.
In fact, everyone did.

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I think we should go see
our mortgage broker.

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Oh, man.
Who'd think the first day

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of Lent would be
such a bummer?

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Let's see here.
A balloon payment,

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37 % interest
compounded every minute,

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not understanding
the contract fee

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and here's your
new monthly payment.

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That number's so big
it has a comma.

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Wait. I left out a zero.

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Listen, you!

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When you gave me that money,

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you said I wouldn't have to
repay it till the future!

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This isn't the future!
It's the lousy, stinking now!

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Now calm down. This country
takes care of its middle class.

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Now, don't be sore
at the banks.

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Hell, we fired our CEO and he
barely got out with $50 million.

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That poor man. Is he okay?

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Well, as okay as you can be
in the north of France.

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Now here's a free tip from me. Learn
to make soup from rocks and grass.

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And what will I cook
that soup on?

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Come on, Marge. You got the sun.
You got hobo fires.

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I can't do all
the work for you.

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I worked so hard to make
this house into a home,

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and now somebody else
is just going to take it.

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Marge, I'm so sorry.

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Why are you here?
You already own a home.

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Hey, our au pair
has to live somewhere.

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This crap shack makes your guest
room look like Winter Palace.

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I know. I know.
But Bernice wants you out.

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Don't worry, honey.
We'll come out ahead.

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I ripped all the copper wire
out of the walls.

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Did you remember
to disconnect it first?

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Did I what now?

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I know I shouldn't get
too attached to a building,

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but that's where Lisa
took her first step.

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The kids' height,

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Homer's weight.

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This is so hard because I always
thought Mom was the strong one.

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She is. Look.

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Goodbye.

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For sale,
742 Evergreen Terrace,

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detached single-family dwelling.
Now who will start me off?

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Anybody ever get murdered
in this house?

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No.

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Thank you for your time.

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$100,000.

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Sir, what exactly do you
plan to do with this place?

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I need a place to
store my cufflinks.

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Let's go, kids.
I can't watch anymore.

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I have $100,000, going once.

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Going twice.

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$101,000!

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Pass. I've already lifted this
thing once today. I'm not Hercules.

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Sold! Okay, folks.
Hand in your paddles.

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Round ends together, please.
Round end...

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What is this?
Randomly-tossing-your-paddle day?

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Ned, you bought our house.

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Why?

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So I can rent it back to you.

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Just pay what you can till
you get back on your feet.

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Ned Flanders, I can't believe
what you doodily-did for us.

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Well, as the ocean said to the
dirt, I appreciate the sediment.

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And on the zillionth day,
God created hugs!

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And it was good!

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Come on, kids. Let's take
our stuff back inside.

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Better let me go first. I left a little
surprise upstairs for the new owner.

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For he's
a fabulous Flanders.

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Which nobody can deny.

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He saved our ass.

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Okay, everyone, squeeze in!

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Evil triumphs again.

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Homie, the faucet
won't stop leaking.

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No problem. Just let Sir
Fix-A-Lot slay this chore.

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Next problem.

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Say, Homer, why don't you let
me take a peek at that leak?

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Ned, please.
You're our guest.

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Well, actually,
as your landlord,

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repairs are my responsibility.

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I'll just get my tools.

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Try her now, Marge.

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Hot comes out of hot.

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It's like I'm dreaming.
Thank you, Ned.

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Well, I guess
I'd better be...

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Do you have time to look at

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a few other leaks, faulty wires
and dangerous mold conditions?

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Well, as you are my
tenants, I'll see what I can do.

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Well, let's see what else
is in the job jar.

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It's so beautiful.
No two are exactly alike,

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though many of them
are very similar.

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I'm back, baby!

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It's irresistible!

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You ask him to do
something and he does it.

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He's like a genie.

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When I was putting new
insulation in your attic,

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I slipped on this lamp,

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and really banged my head.

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So unless you have
anything else for me...

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No, no. I'm just happy I
can finally serve this cake.

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Hello?

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Ned, I think
we have a gas leak!

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Well, sorry. I just had
my glass of warm milk,

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which means I am
closed for business.

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He won't come over!

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He what?

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Flanders, landlords like you
are the scum of the earth!

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You lounge around in your Ed
McMansions and we never see you

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unless the rent check's late!

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The rent check is late.

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Some friend you are!

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The minute you become our landlord,
you expect us to pay rent?

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You'd betterjust pray I don't
find out where you live!

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Bart! Don't forget
to turn the chicken.

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People like Flanders
make me sick.

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If I was Marge's landlord,
I'd fix her pipes

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and I'd shower her
with flowers

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and take her on a romantic
getaway to the South Seas

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and I'd never return.

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Yeah, you'd treat her right.

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Well, here's how you
get back at Flanders.

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You go to the media
and you get them to expose

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what a horrible person
he really is.

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Oh, right.
Like Dateline did to you.

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Yeah, three times.

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The last one was nominated for
a Peabody, whatever that is.

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This is Kent Brockman with a
Channel 6 exclusive, "The Evil Ned."

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742 Evergreen Terrace, a tiny
slice of suburban heaven.

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But like dating an actress,
what seemed like heaven

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soon turned to hell.

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We live in a
house that is trying to kill us.

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Hey, Dad.

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Who is this "Dad" you
speak of, Lisa Simpson?

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You want a cookie, Dad?

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Yes.

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Squeaky stair here,
scary portrait there.

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Poltergeist in the closet.

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I died when Homer sat on me.

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Why you little...

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I'm the victim here!

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So who is responsible
for these outrages?

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The man whose side of the story
we didn't even bother to get,

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Ned Flanders,

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the worst person
who ever lived.

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Let's see what else is on.

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Oh, this is good.

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Homer Simpson, I took pity on
you, and what do I get in return?

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A kick in the kadiddle hopper!

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Kadiddle hopper!

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It's not funny.
That's how I swear.

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Fine. You're mad. What
are you gonna do about it?

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When the month is up,
I want you out!

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Fine!
I'll get another neighbor

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to buy the house
and let us live in it.

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We won't do it!

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Your leaving is
our Christmas!

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Flanders, you wouldn't throw
us out on Christmas, would you?

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What? Who is that?

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It is me, Jesus.

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I have come from my workshop
in the North Pole to say,

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don't evict the Simpsons!

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Say, Jesus, what was the name
of the son of Zachariah?

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It was... Do you have
a computer nearby?

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He's nailing something
to our door.

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I wonder if it's theses.

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That's gross.

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Homie, I think it's
an eviction notice.

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We're gonna be homeless like
Lucille Ball in the Stone Pillow!

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Don't worry, Marge.

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According to this chapter
book, we have a secret weapon.

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"Evictee will be granted
a stay of eviction

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"if said household includes
a resident aged 65 or over."

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Finally, a practical use
for my father.

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Whee! I'm gonna live like
a human in a real house.

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What's the catch?

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I'm using you.

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For what?
My own devices.

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All right.

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Tell the world
what you saw here.

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I'm gonna miss putting makeup
on him while he sleeps.

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I've already moved on.

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Hey, Flanders.
You can't evict us

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because a senior's
living here now!

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You're never too old to
ruin things for the young.

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Will you kids knock it off!
I'm trying to watch badminton!

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Dad, we've been trapped
in the house for days.

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Can't we play outside?

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Yeah. Without the sun, my hair
is reverting to its natural red.

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I don't want to be called
Rusty again. I don't!

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You know, it says here that
Grampa has to remain in the house,

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but we don't.

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How about a family outing?

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Family outing?
I'll start. Lisa's gay!

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Right. 'Cause I wouldn't want
to be gay like my heroes,

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Billie Jean King, Susan
Sontag, Sappho of Lesbos

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and, lsuspecL
Peppermint Patty.

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Well, I guess we could
take a quick walk.

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We'll keep Grampa
occupied with this DVD

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of Dwight Eisenhower
talking about golf.

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00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,932
Now, when
I've got a downhill lie,

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I like to swing wide,

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just like Patton did
when he swung past.

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Kesselring's boys in
the Ardennes Forest.

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Let's watch.

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This is what I call
living in the past.

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So after I paid for
the ice cream cones,

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I said thank you
and was on my way.

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We know, Dad. We were there.

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I know
it seems that way

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because I'm such
a vivid storyteller.

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Now here's another story
called "Bart's Mistake."

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We were walking home when...

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How could this have happened?

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Because your father
lives with me now.

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Flanders feeds
me people food!

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Well, I can't
compete with that.

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Oh, my God.
We're out on the street.

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Honey, don't cry.
It could be worse.

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At least it's not raining.

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See? I told you it's not raining.
So we're just homeless.

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Kids, if you get lost,
remember where we are,

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75 beds from that wall and
100 beds from the crazy guy.

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...probably
the best I've ever seen

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although he stole the idea

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from Amelia Earhart so...

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I hate this place!

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The clothes they gave us are the
clothes we gave to charity last year.

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There's a lesson here.
Life is fickle.

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You should appreciate every...
Stop kicking, Bart!

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But kicking is
the only toy I have.

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That's not true. You have
bug bites you can scratch.

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This is the lowest
we've sunk.

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That's the answer!
Pawn to king's bishop four!

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You two are the kind of tenants
every landlord dreams of.

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Excellent credit.
Christian but not Baptist.

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00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,464
And let's see,
according to your application,

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you only have sex
for procreation.

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If that.

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Well, now I'll just put
my John Hancock on the dock

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and you can give me
the key to the lock.

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My ballpoint's all
clicked up for you.

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No, thanks.

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Don't believe in borrowing
things from the neighbor.

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Lord, you said
love thy neighbor,

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but you didn't have
to make it so easy.

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00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,029
What you got there,
Wolfie Goldberg?

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00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,739
Who's this?

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That's just a family
who used to

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make my life interesting.

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I'll just add
my initials there.

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For he's
a fabulous Flanders.

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There.

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Which nobody can deny.

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And there! Exciting.

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Folks...

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And leased!

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00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,102
...I'm afraid
you can't live here.

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00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,355
Roger Dodger.
Back in the car, Nance.

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00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,190
Yay! But why?

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00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,734
Well, the people
who lived here before

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weren't always the best
neighbors, but I love them.

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And you can't be a saint unless
you live among the lepers.

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00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:01,949
I hope you don't mind.

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00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,244
And I hope you
won't mind when we sue.

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00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,871
I think you should.
The court papers

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will be a great way
to stay in touch.

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00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,000
Well, hasn't this been
a peach of a breach?

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00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,378
We'll see you in court.

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00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:16,840
Flanders, I promise I'll never
abuse our friendship again.

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00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,276
It's okay if you
backslide a little.

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00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,343
Never!

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00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,804
Hooray for stupid Flanders!

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00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,306
The Simpsons are back!

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I really hate
this neighborhood.

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