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The Simpsons.

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And so in summary, there are
only two real commandments,

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and the other
eight are just filler.

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I knew it.
Yeah.

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And now I have
some exciting news.

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Tomorrow we'll be
blessed with a visit

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from the highest ranking clergyman
of our Presbylutheran faith,

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His Holiness,
the Parson!

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The Parson?
He's coming here?

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Oh, my God! She fainted!
Let's go get smelling salts.

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Suckers!

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Springfielders have
camped out all night

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to get a glimpse of the most
saintly person to visit our town

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since Mother Teresa stopped
here to gas up her Vespa.

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And I'm selling all sorts
of faith-based knickknacks.

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Let's take a look.

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All kinds of gems.

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Surprisingly, none of them have sold.
Except for this one.

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There you have it. News
has never been softer.

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What's that?
The Parson is here!

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Oh, my God!
It's him!

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The earthly embodiment of the elected
chair of the National Congress of Deacons!

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Well, well, well.
Hello, everybody.

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I hope you didn't go to all
this trouble for little old me.

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Parson! Parson! Give us a quick
official church position on family.

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Well, in these modern times,
family is more important than ever.

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You just made my
moustache tingle.

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Settle. Settle down.

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Now, now. I am just a man like any
other, that has been chosen by God.

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I have come here from our world spiritual
headquarters in Michigan City, Indiana,

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to say, keep up
the good work.

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And now if you'll excuse me, I'll do
a little speakin' with your deacon.

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I love to go to
church It's where I like to be

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I get a day in of praying
And still tee off by three.

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Calm down, Tim.

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He's just your old roommate
from Texas Christian.

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He's like the
pope of this thing!

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This would be like Mary Kay visiting
you when you were selling her cosmetics!

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That is, if you
had stuck with it.

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You asked me to quit because
I was making more than you.

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Not now.
He's here.

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Welcome,
Your Holiness.

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You'll love what we've
done with the church.

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There's fresh wax
on all the pews.

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Sounds to me like somebody put
on more than just one coat.

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Maybe.

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Tim, is there somewhere
that we can talk?

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Of course. My office.
Perfect.

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Walking to your
office ls what I like to do.

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Maybe while we're at it
We'll peek in at your pews.

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Nilla Wafer?

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I'll take two if
you don't mind.

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Tim, I'm here because of a problem
with your last recertification.

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When we tried to charge the filing fee
to your credit card, it was declined.

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Oh, yeah.

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The bank put on a security hold after they
saw a charge from an offshore poker club.

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Helen had bought a fireplace
poker from Nova Scotia.

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She says it shifts logs better than
American pokers, but I disagree.

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We'll get through it.
We always do.

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Well, love
conquers all, huh?

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I remember when she was
Helen Schwartzbaum.

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In fact, I remember when
she was Harold Schwartzbaum.

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You what?
I've said too much.

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But for the three months it
took your card to go through,

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you weren't certified.

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Anything you officiated during that
time, funerals, baptisms, even bingo,

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well, it just
didn't count.

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Well, I'm sure
the Lord is understanding.

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No, he's not!

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I'll notify those
affected right away.

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Tea time.

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What's going on? Helen,
I was briefly uncertified.

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So all those graces
you said were a lie?

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That food might as well have been
regurgitated by Satan himself.

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Regurgitated by
Satan He couldn't keep it down.

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Old 666, he got sick,
sick, sick.

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And that's how
volcanoes were born.

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Due to a
bureaucratic snafu,

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I wasn't an official minister when
we laid your dear Estelle to rest.

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So, she's
still alive?

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I'm afraid not.

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Good. Because I left
her ashes on the bus.

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So, Captain, when I blessed
your vessel, it didn't count.

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Maybe the next one!

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So I'm afraid I wasn't a minister
when I blessed your tin roof shanty.

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So that's why that ghost
keeps a-comin' to the window.

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Afternoon.
Fly away, ghostie!

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Go back to your
haunted cornfield!

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Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now?
We didn't order a pizza.

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But you forgot the pizza anyway. Marge,
the pizza place screwed up again!

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You remember when I remarried you
two after Homer got that divorce?

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Like it was yesterday.

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Kirk and
Luann split up.

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So, Homer, fearing we would do the
same, preemptively filed for divorce.

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But then you re-married us
and we were as solid as ever.

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And I think Apu got
lucky with my sister.

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Well, I'm afraid
that joyous occasion

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fell during a time when I
wasn't actually a minister.

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Since that time, you two
have not been legally wed.

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You don't get it, Padre. My old
lady and I have a thing going on.

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We don't need a piece
of paper to keep it real.

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Who are you calling
an old lady?

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I need that
paper quick!

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So, you and Mom aren't married?
Does that mean I'm a bastard?

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You were born while they were married.
So, legally, no.

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But in the sense someone calls
you one when they're angry, yes.

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It's not a big deal.

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We'll just go to City Hall
and get married there.

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I think it's romantic.

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You can pretend you're newlyweds
starting a life together.

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Yeah, instead of exhausted
zombies running down the clock.

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Why, you
little bastard!

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That's the angry one.

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This isn't the most romantic
place to get married.

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Sweetie, any place I'm marrying you is
the most romantic place in the world.

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Watch your back! Half a
corpse coming through!

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Marge, this time I'm gonna give
you the wedding you deserve.

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Let's get out of here.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's
the line to get out.

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MARGE'. AN.!

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Hello? Hello. It's
me, Lance Romance.

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Your first mission is
to look out the window.

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Whatever you
say, Lance.

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Whoa!

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This is Bill and Marty saying,
"Marge, go down to the basement."

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Homer, what's going on? The
violin, pants with a crease? Why?

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Marge, you deserve a wedding
day that, unlike our children,

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was planned
in advance.

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So, will you
marry me in style?

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Yes, Homer! Yes!

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Did you hear that, Santa?
She said yes! Yes!

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Now back to your
cold, airless tomb.

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Oh! It's beautiful.

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But that's an awful lot to pay
for a dress I'll only wear once.

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Marge, a woman only gets one
chance at a second remarriage.

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The choice is yours.

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You can look like a fairy
princess or a pig wrapped in rags.

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Uh... A princess? Fine.
We'll do it your way.

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This one's a
little gay, isn't it?

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Well, the last time lchecked,
pirates weren't gay.

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How'd you check?

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Check out this rocket
ship cake, Marge!

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That's for a child's birthday.
We're going to get this one.

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Maybe we could bury the
rocket ship inside the cake.

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And that would be a big surprise because
I'd forget about it pretty quick.

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No rockets! You can
pick the frosting.

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Chocolate!
We'll take lemon.

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Okay, I want white roses at the
altar, red roses along the aisle,

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and blue roses in the centerpieces.
There are no blue roses.

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I want to talk to Howard!
Howard died 10 years ago.

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Well, did he take all
the blue roses with him?

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My father was
a lovely man.

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He took very good care
of my mother and me.

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All right, people, I want every
table to have two baskets of bread

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but only one
plate of butter.

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That will stimulate
conversation.

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What if we... There
is no "we" in wedding!

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But there is, Marge.
The first two letters.

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I can't believe you're ruining the
second Thursday before the wedding!

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Homer!

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I can't believe you told Lenny
and Carl they could bring dates.

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'Cause they're not even
coming to the wedding.

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Why not?

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Because their RSVP cards arrived
one day after the deadline!

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Marge, maybe you should take
a break from wedding planning.

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I think you're becoming
a bridezilla!

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Bridezilla?

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A combination
of bride and Godzilla?

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How could you say that? More
like you're a King Wrong!

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No matter what I do,
Marge yells at me.

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If she's like this now, what will
she be like after we get married?

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Okay! Okay! Everyone, back off!
I want to see myself.

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A pimple? Not on
my day, you don't.

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Okay, it's go time.
Dim the lights.

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Cue the band.

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And release
the groom!

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Homer, that's you!

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We are now 11 seconds
behind schedule!

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Homie?

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I can't believe Homer
left me at the altar.

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Marge, have
a shrimp puff.

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Wipe your tears
with a monogrammed napkin.

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MARGE'. ON.!

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I know it is hard,

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but smile for the cameraman
from Gary's Magic Moments.

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You have my deepest sympathy.

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What's going on?
What's with all the darkness?

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Hello? Marge?
Where am I?

189
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What the... I'm chained
up like a common bicycle!

190
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Who would do
this to me?

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It would have to be someone
who could afford a chain.

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You're
going to be here awhile.

193
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,260
But I have to
marry Marge!

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As of now, your pathetic
little life means nothing!

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00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,975
Just so you know, you're making
a pretty bad first impression!

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It's all my fault.

197
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:17,314
Homer wanted to serve those
little cocktail hotdogs.

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But, no! I had to
have spring rolls!

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They taste like nothing.

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I don't understand.

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00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,327
Dad would never miss an
open bar with chicken wings.

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00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,913
Plus, he loves Mom and us,
yadda-yadda-yadda.

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Hey, I found
something!

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Sideshow Bob!
Sideshow Bob?

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He ruined the wedding, getting
his revenge on us at last!

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00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:48,137
Because he knows that if Mom and Dad
don't get married, I'll never be born!

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00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,979
I've got some wedding registry
items for Mrs. Simpson.

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00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,566
I'm afraid I'm just
Ms. Simpson now.

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00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,359
Interesting nuance.

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00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:06,572
I'd like to hear more about it but
company policy forbids chitchat.

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00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,784
I miss you so much.

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00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,287
To remove that chain,
you need the key to the lock.

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00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,956
You idiot. How am I ever
gonna find the key to the...

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00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,583
Here it is.

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To get the key, I have to
lick through a lollipop?

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00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,506
How awful!

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00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,345
What the... The lollipop
is made of hot sauce.

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Oh! Whose side
are you on?

219
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Sideshow Bob, drop that
knife and give back our dad!

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00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:50,449
I'm working on a bust of Krusty and
using this knife to aerate the clay.

221
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,703
Anyone for a peppermint tea?
Not for me.

222
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,705
But the monkey needs to
keep his strength up.

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We're gonna drop him out of a blimp
tomorrow and see what happens.

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00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:05,464
Don't worry. Nothing's gonna happen
to you, Mr. Teeny number seven.

225
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,801
Bob, did you take any breaks
yesterday to kidnap our dad?

226
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:12,054
Impossible. I was with
Bob the whole day!

227
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,057
Then we watched the deluxe DVD
of The House of Sand and Fog.

228
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At night, we slept in
the same bed for warmth.

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00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:21,355
Then we woke up, had a little nosh,
watched The House of Sand and Fog again,

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with commentary.

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The director was an ass.

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00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,402
Fine. But how do
you explain this?

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00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:30,614
Nice of you to think of me.
However, "SB" could be anyone.

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Scott Baio, the Sultan of Brunei,
the former Polish secret police,

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the Sluzba
Bezpieczenstwa. Or...

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Marge, I miss you!

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I miss you so much.

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Wait till he finds out the key isn't
the key, but just a hotter sauce.

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I'm gonna say this
for the last time.

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Bart, if this is one of
your pranks, very funny.

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Maybe we should
let him out soon.

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Not till Marge
dumps him for good.

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Hey, lame-o. Ready for
some fun with fire ants?

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What's fun about fire ants? They're...
Oh. You're being sarcastic.

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Wow. You're the smartest
guy in that room.

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Thank you. That's very...
Oh! More sarcasm.

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Just see that my fiancée, Marge,
gets this, my wedding vows.

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"Marge, I hope this day is as perfect
for you as the day we met was for me.

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"You always find the one grain of
sugar in the saltshaker that is I.

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"With each marriage,
I get a little better.

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"Maybe after a thousand,
I'll be worthy of you."

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I miss you. I miss the kids. God
help me, I even miss your sisters!

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Poor guy.
He loves her so much.

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Excuse me.

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But I have been waiting 45 minutes for
you to slide my license over to me.

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Closed!

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Okay, you are hereby
banned from my store.

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You will have to shop at the
Kwik-E-Mart across the street from me!

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You know, the much nicer,
much newer one.

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Good day to you!

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Mom! Mom! We know
where Dad is.

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He's right here. I'm
not sure what happened.

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I was kidnapped, then tortured, then I
fell into a surprisingly sound sleep.

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When I awoke,
I felt refreshed.

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Then I was blindfolded,

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and two sobbing trolls threw
me out of a van onto our lawn.

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I'm just happy
you're back.

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Now let's get that
chain off you.

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Won't it dry up in a few days
and fall off in the bath?

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I've missed
yournonsense.

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Now there's no evidence
to tie us to the kidnapping.

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And we've got a one-year
lease on that torture room.

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So maybe we can put
a tanning bed in there.

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We know it was you,
Selma Bouvier!

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Would you kids like cookies? Let
your Auntie Patty make some cookies.

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We don't want
your cookies.

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What she means is, we'll
eat your cookies later.

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If you don't want us
to tell our mom what you did,

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you're gonna have to pay.

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Pay?
Pay for what?

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Ask her. She's the brains. I'm
the thing that's not the brains.

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And with the inking and application of this
stamp, you are officially married. Next.

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I'm sorry, honey.

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I wanted so badly to
give you a fancy wedding.

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Homer, one thing
I've learned is that

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you don't need a fancy wedding when
you're marrying the man you love.

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Just what I always wanted!

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A rocket ship wedding cake!
Just what I always wanted!

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We emptied our
401 s for this?

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Zoom. Zoom.

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Oh! Blue roses!

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Yes. It took a lot of
frantic genetic engineering,

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but eHIQV-

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No! You're a plant now!

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