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The Simpsons.

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You hate to see this.

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I love to see this!

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Now the other players
are joining in.

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Someone could lose a tooth!

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This is no time to pat
the bunny, Maggie.

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Daddy's watching
a very important.

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Mid-Atlantic Hockey League
Conference semi-final do-over game.

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As we enter the
seventh amazing overtime,

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the members of
Sesame Street on Ice

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wait impatiently to begin
their matinee performance.

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Hold the Black Label,
Mabel!

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The Utica Mohawks' Pete Mavroudis has
broken through the 'Topes defense!

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Stop them, Babando!

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He winds up for the shot and
Delacroix slides in front!

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You're supposed to be spending
time with your daughter!

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I will when it's not sports season! I
just want to know how the game ends!

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And this game is over! Unbelievable!
You'll never see anything like that again!

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So that will do it,

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from Wayne Buckhorn, Jean-Pierre
Petomane, and me, Don Jacque LaLonde,

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here at Utica's Kill-Kwik
Rat Poison Arena!

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What's the score?

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Now stay tuned for
Picking the Perfect Apple.

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It's already
in progress.

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D'oh! The score,
damn you!

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Once again,
today's final score...

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Yeah'?
...is already in the books.

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Good night!

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Oh! I will never
know the score!

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You want to know the score?
I'll tell you the score!

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Marge. This is a definite
high point for our marriage.

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Here's the score,
mister.

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Yes? Your daughter
barely knows who you are!

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That's ridiculous.

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Who's your daddy, Maggie?
Who's your daddy?

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He is pretty good with her. Oh!

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Look, Marge! It's just what you
want, me spending the day with Mugsy.

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Maggie!

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Marge, you're not naggy. You
just set the bar impossibly high.

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Can you at least bring
a sweater for Maggie?

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Impossibly high.

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Now, let's get started on the
greatest daddy/daughter day ever!

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Not even heated up.
Typical dog.

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This is it, Maggie.

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The place where Daddy goes
every morning.

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Now, you learn your numbers
from these billiard balls

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while Daddy gets happier and
happier and then sadder and sadder.

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Moe, what are you doing?
I'm spiffing up the place.

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Jeez. Can't a guy clean his
bar for the first time ever

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without people making
polite inquiries?

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Huh. I got
a window here.

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Hey, Maggie could play out there
while I watch her from in here.

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What do you say, Maggie?

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Ah! Her first enabling.

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- Hi, Maggie!
- Up here, beautiful!

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Yo, Mag!
It's me, Uncle Barney!

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Remember? Ltaughtyou your ABCs.

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A, B, P, K...

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R...

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So, I suppose you guys are still
wondering why I'm cleaning the bar?

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Hey, Maggie! Maggie,
Maggie, Maggie!

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Hello, Maggie!
Hello, Maggie!

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Hey, Maggie!
Maggie, look at my face.

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It all began about
a month ago.

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It was a typical
Friday night.

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Me surfing the net at the public library
with occasional drinking fountain breaks.

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Ah! Just how I like it,
warm and rusty.

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I couldn't believe it.

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I finally found an intelligent,
sophisticated woman

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who hadn't heard any
of my knock-knock jokes.

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"Orange who?"

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All right, Moe. Give it a
punch line, nice and easy.

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Orange you glad
I didn't say banana?

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The gargoyle
haslanded!

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"You're funny."

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Very nice. Now
how can I put this?

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"Are you sure you're not actually
some creepy guy in a public library?"

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"No. How about you?"

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"Actually, there is a much
creepier guy right next to me."

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You know I'm a woman!

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We used to own a cat together!
She had babies! Here's yours!

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I would do anything
to chat with Maya,

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short of actually
purchasing a computer.

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We decided to take the next
big step, exchanging photos.

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Okay, this is it. I finally
get to see what she looks like.

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Darest I click
on this jpeg?

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No! I daresen't!

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Yes, I darest!

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So, what did
she look like?

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Whoa!

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Yeah, she
was a knockout.

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Which meant I was screwed because now
I had to send her a picture of me.

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All right, before I send this,
I'd better un-beady the eyes,

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de-Neanderthal the brow,
smooth out my hate lines,

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lighten up the ear hair, switch my
lips, then black tie the whole deal.

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I can't build a relationship
on a lie. The lies come later.

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She thinks I'm cute! O frajulous day!
Callooh! Callay!

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So, that's why I'm cleaning
things and flushing things,

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and making this
place look respectable.

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She's coming to
meet me here, tonight.

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Moe's rat-free tavern.

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Heya, Marge. Yeah,
yeah, Homer's here.

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You want Homer? I'm sorry,
I thought you meant Himmler.

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Heinrich Himmler.

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You know, the guy who
invented the Heimlich manure.

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Those are two
different people!

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Well, they're both here. And
neither one is your husband.

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This press conference
is over.

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Oh, Maggie made
some new friends.

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Aw... Burrowing your
head into your daddy.

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A sign that my baby
is happy and confident.

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Ah! Yeah! Okay, she said
she'd be here at exactly 8:00.

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You calling
my girl a liar?

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Okay.

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I've been stood up.

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Moe, I'm down here.

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Oh! You're a little person. I'm...
No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.

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What's the correct term?
Little person.

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Look at
me being polite!

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So, aren't you
gonna invite me in?

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Of course. I just have to...
I have to tidy up the place.

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Just one sec.

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Yeah, that's better.

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So, Maya, have you always been this size?
Or is this like a Benjamin Button deal?

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No. I mean, it's just your picture
made you look more life-sized.

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That was taken
at LegoLand.

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I was afraid you'd be
disappointed in the real me.

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What?
Are you kidding me?

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You're the best thing to come
into this bar since cable TV.

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And unlike cable TV,

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I ain't stealing you from the Chinese
restaurant across the street there.

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I see you watch
ESPN2! I know!

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Yeah, that's great
there, Ling Chow.

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So, you still want to go out?
That's why I'm here.

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Great. Let me get a car seat.
Car seat?

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Yeah. I took out the
passenger seat to save gas.

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But I'm gonna use it now
because we're gonna do the town!

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So, instead of getting
a new bar sign,

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I saved 300 bucks by
changing my name to Moe.

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Moe! You eat alone
again tonight, huh?

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Table for one,
facing the wall!

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Whoa, whoa. Not so fast, garlic press.
I'm here with my date.

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She's beautiful.
But so far away.

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Mmm. You're a good kisser.

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Yeah. I practice by siphoning
gas out of other people's tanks.

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But I never tasted super premium
that was half as good as you.

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Oh, Moe.

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Yeah.

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How'd your
date go, Moe?

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Incredible. I've never felt like this
before. It's like my heart wants to do her.

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So, when are we
gonna meet her?

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I can't wait until
you guys get to...

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Yep. That's
what we'd do.

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Let me ask you
guys something.

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How would you treat a person who's
generally dynamite but in some way

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a little different?

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You mean like how
we treat Homer?

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Because he can't
remember limericks?

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I can, too.

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There once was this guy from an island
off the coast of Massachusetts...

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Nantucket, I think it was.

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Anyway, he had the most unusual
personal characteristic,

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which was...
Uh... Um...

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He can't win.

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Look at him struggling
with the simplest rhyme.

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It's A-A-B-B-A,
dumb ass.

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There you are.

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Aw... Innocent babies whistling
nonchalantly. How sweet.

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Maggie will be back to
play with you tomorrow.

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Come on, Maggie.
Have some grapefruit.

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She seems upset.

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Maybe if I lay down a beat on
my bongos, that'll soothe her.

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Dad, do you have any idea
what's gotten into Maggie?

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How would I know?

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You've been spending
so much time with her.

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I have not. Oh, right.
You think I do.

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When you
leave your children,

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do you really know whom
you're leaving them with?

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Your little angels are safe with me.
Enjoy your second honeymoon.

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You wash me
unmentionables!

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And you, preheat the oven
for two children at 450!

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When you can't be
there, Prying-Eye Surveillance can!

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We take images
from your camera,

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scramble them, beam them
to our orbiting satellite,

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unscramble them, then
scramble them again,

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then unscramble them that
all-important final time.

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Our competitors claim we
scramble our images too much.

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We say, can you love
your children too much?

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The only thing better than
Prying-Eye watching your children

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is you watching your children.

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And we know that's
not gonna happen.

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Wait a second, Marge.

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Do you really want to use your baby
as a tool to spy on your husband?

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Yes, you do.
I wasn't talking to you.

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When you say it, it's
not just in your head.

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This is where I live.

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So is there a knob, or an "open
sesame" type deal or what?

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My house is over there.

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You didn't actually think
I lived in a tree, did you?

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No. Hey, no... Hey, a lot
of people live in trees.

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Tarzan, the Berenstain
Bears, flood victims.

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Umpa-Iumpa,
we are so small.

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Why should I be
watching anything

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when I could look at the most
beautiful thing in the world?

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Meé?
Youée.

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That's right. Kiss the
troll and win a prize.

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Yeah.

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Listen, there is one thing
that keeps bothering me.

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Is it my religion?

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Because I am a snake handler,
but not an observant one.

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If we have kids, they just have to have
a ceremony with a cobra by age three

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so their grandfather
will be happy.

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No, that's fine.

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It's just that I can't
help wondering

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why you've never introduced
me to anyone you know.

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When your mailman waved to us, you
made me hide under that traffic cone.

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Well, I do know
this one couple,

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the Simpsons, I believe their name
is, that ain't too judgmental.

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She's a stand-up dame
and he's a fall-down drunk.

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And, well, we'll make a double date of it.
Now let's get back to what we were...

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Hey, what's going on? Whoa!
You turned into a doll!

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I just do that to
freak people out.

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Here she is, Homer,

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the wonderful girl I've
been telling you about.

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Pleased to meet you.

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Perhaps this is inappropriate,
but I have a mechanical question,

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while the kids are out of the room,
that I can't help wondering about.

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In a nuclear power plant,

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just how is nuclear energy
turned into electricity?

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Well, if I remember
my high school physics,

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the controlled nuclear reaction
creates steam, which powers a turbine.

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Man, oh, man,
slap a ring on that.

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All right, Homer. Let's see
what my baby's been up to.

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Here we are, Maggie,
that park you love.

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Marge, Moe and Maya
are here for our double date.

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Oh. Okay.
I'm coming.

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See you when the
moon comes out.

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That made me thirsty.

239
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For you.

240
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:55,538
She's beautiful, Moe.
Yeah, she sure is.

241
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,880
Here comes
ours, honey.

242
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,887
Would you look at me? I'm the
happiest bartender in the world.

243
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,640
Sorry, fellas!

244
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,687
Maya, there's something
I want to ask you.

245
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,314
I don't know why
I'm so nervous.

246
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,984
This makes more sense than
anything I've ever done.

247
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,902
Well, other than keeping
all my Netflix movies

248
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,863
and saying the post
office lost them.

249
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,322
Anyway...

250
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,991
Will you marry me?

251
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,620
Are you asking me to
be your little woman?

252
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:40,082
Well, as long as you
don't mind having a small wedding.

253
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,378
We can drink champagne
out of an acorn top!

254
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,674
Our first dance will be on
the head of a pin, there.

255
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,969
I've been hogging
all the good ones.

256
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:55,097
All right, now you go.
But, hey, keep it short.

257
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,561
What's the matter, doll?
We were just having fun.

258
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:04,231
I stopped having fun about 10
jokes ago and you just kept going.

259
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,734
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Forgive me, kitten...

260
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:10,362
I mean, cat... I mean, tiger...
I mean, saber-toothed tiger. I mean...

261
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:14,825
I think you should go now. Okay.
I screwed this up pretty bad.

262
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:18,537
And I'm sorry. How long do
you people remember things?

263
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,747
Get out.

264
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:27,254
Guys, after all the years
I've given you advice,

265
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,048
now I need a little
advice from you.

266
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,716
We never follow
your advice.

267
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,219
The one time I did, I went
to jail for three years.

268
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:34,887
You made some good
friends, didn't you?

269
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,490
Just because you're chained to a
guy don't make him your friend.

270
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,017
To-may-to, to-mah-to. Now,
how am I gonna win Maya back?

271
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,436
Well, if I've learned anything
from romantic comedies,

272
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,397
is that you gotta make
a grand reckless gesture.

273
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,900
The kind that looks like
it might blow up in your face.

274
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,027
But what if it blows up
in my face?

275
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,904
With your face,
who cares?

276
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,906
You gotta make
me shorter, Doc.

277
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,825
What do you mean?

278
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:01,622
I mean, take out bones, guts, whatever
you gotta do to make me a micro-Moe.

279
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,083
What you're asking
is completely unethical.

280
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,378
No licensed physician
would perform that operation.

281
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,463
Now close your eyes.

282
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,591
And when you wake up,
you will be a woman.

283
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,844
No, no, no, no, no! I want to
be shorter for a woman.

284
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,056
I mixed you up
with the last guy.

285
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,726
I look nothing like
Julie Newmar!

286
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:32,820
Maya is gonna love the new me.
Moe, why did you do this?

287
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,447
Well, I ain't done nothing
yet, but I'm considering it.

288
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,158
Because I want to share
your world forever.

289
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:43,414
Moe, if you have to be like me to love
me, then you're not seeing the real me.

290
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,835
I see you, Maya. I see you
every time I look at the moon.

291
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,296
I see you in puddles
after it rains.

292
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:54,633
I see you in the glazed eye of
a barfly who's had one too many.

293
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,263
So cut me down
to size, Doc.

294
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,974
And could you wrap up the bones
so my dog can have fun with them?

295
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:05,144
But, Moe, I don't want
someone who sees me as short.

296
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,771
I want someone who just
sees me as beautiful.

297
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,065
Goodbye.

298
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:16,405
Okay, no more delays.
I've got to watch this.

299
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,044
I'll save you, Maggie!

300
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,049
I'm telling!

301
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,678
Now what?

302
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,311
Sweetie, you saved me.

303
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,563
Well, I promise that wherever
you go in this world,

304
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,523
I will always
be there for you.

305
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,401
Maggie, I love you
from the tip of your toes

306
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:57,654
to the bow on your hair
with the red blinking light.

307
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,449
God bless your mother
for making you with me.

308
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,204
What you
watching, honey?

309
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:08,749
Homer Simpson, you
are a strong finisher.

310
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,168
And I'm good
at beginnings.

311
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,845
What's the matter, Homer?
Not a thing in the world.

312
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,972
Yeah, lwish I
could say the same.

313
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,600
Moe, this is a
great thing for you.

314
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,603
You went from sitting on the
sidelines to getting in the game.

315
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:34,566
Sometime when you least expect it,
you realize that someone loved you.

316
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,027
And that means someone
can love you again.

317
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,113
That'll make you smile.

318
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,208
Hey, Homer was right.

319
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,630
Who'd have thought such a little
woman could make me feel so big?

320
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