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The Simpsons.

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It's dark!

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Hey!

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You've fallen right into my trap,
just like you did in Africa.

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Krusty, there you are. We've
got business to discuss.

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First off, we got big problems with
your talking home pregnancy tests.

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Hey, hey! You're pregnant!
And it's not mine!

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It's giving 20%
false "Hey, hey's."

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Okay. Repackage them as coffee stirrers
and sell them in the Philippines.

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Genius.
Now, another issue.

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Studies show
your Krusty Burger

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is the unhealthiest
fast food item in the world.

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Worse than
a Double Krusty Burger?

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Somehow, yes.

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Okay, here's what we do.

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What's that food we never
put in any of our meals?

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Vegetables?

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Yeah, those guys.

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Find the cheapest one and
make a burger out of it.

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Then throw it in a green
wrapper and double the price.

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And say it's got
none of those...

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What are those unhealthy
he/she-sounding things?

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Trans fats?

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That's it.
And while you're in there,

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spray a little nicotine juice
on the kids meals.

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Get them hooked.

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Coming up
on The Drowmngest Catch.

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It was worth it
to be on TV!

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Put our dying screams
in the promo!

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You know, kids, the real
drowningest catch is man.

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It's a new world out there.

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People care about their health
for some reason.

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We know times have changed.

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We at Krusty Burger want
to take advantage of that.

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Introducing
the Mother Nature Burger!

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Made from 100%
wheat-fed barley.

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And now to take
a yummy bite.

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Tastes like a healthy future!

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We're going
to Krusty Burger!

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Finally, a hamburger
for the Hindus.

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By the tusks of great Ganesh, now
no one can tell I am not American.

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Look at me!
I'm saving the Earth!

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Where's my Nobel Prize?

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What's wrong, old friend?
Can't sleep?

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Would some warm beer
settle you down?

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Those barley burgers
were tainted?

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Why did I eat
twelve of them? Why?

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Taken!

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Occupied!

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Hurling!

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Attention, students.

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Due to the recent queasiness, both
the Presidential Ab Crunch Challenge

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and the Sloppy Joe-a-thon
have been canceled.

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Skinner, if I die,
I want you to take over...

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Really?
...the search committee

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for a new superintendent.

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Just hold my head
and say soothing things.

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Third-grade math scores
are holding steady.

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Oh, yeah.

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The food poisoning has been
traced to a single ingredient,

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tainted barley.

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And where does
that barley come from?

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Our neighbor to the
southeast, Ogdenville,

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the state's barley basket since
it was settled 100 years ago

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by Norwegian immigrants.

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I'm here with barley
farmer Brendlif Jensen.

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Brendlif?
What happened is,

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a big old rat got caught
up in the grinders there.

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So my wife Dagne took a hose to
it, and it's all cleaned out now.

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So you're guaranteeing it's safe
to eat Ogdenville barley once more?

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Well, where there's barley,
there's rats, you know.

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Now, when will you be
starting the interview?

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That just went out live.

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Well, then we're screwed.

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Dad, are you sure

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you can put in these new
rain gutters all by yourself?

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Yeah, maybe you're right.

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I do have a bad history of going up
on roofs and waking up in hospitals.

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Perhaps we could be of
help, don't you know?

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Ogdenvillians
work on my house?

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Yeah. Ever since
the barley bust,

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the only work we can
get is day labor.

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We don't mind it.
Work is work.

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I like your
can-do attitude.

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And your facial hair screams
"rugged but reliable."

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You won't
regret this, sir.

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You hear that, Bart?
He called me "sir."

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That means he knows
I'm better than him.

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Nicely done, guys.
Lemonade?

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A lemon version of barley-ads?
When in Springfield...

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Don't that glug down
right good, then?

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Oh, yeah. Almost as
good as barley-ads.

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0h, yeah!

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You know, I'm glad
you've come here

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to take all the jobs
we don't want to do.

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Can't have too much
of a good thing.

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You fellas, too!
Come on!

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On, yeah!

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Be right there then.

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So Inga, this is
our kitchen.

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Did you have kitchens
back in Ogdenville?

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Ja. Before the dark days fell on
my people and we lost everything.

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Great!

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So you know your way
around a blender. Okay.

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So if the dog's in the house, don't
let Grampa in, and vice versa.

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Our neighbor Ned Flanders
drops by unexpectedly...

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That I do.

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...but he doesn't
stay long.

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No, I don't.

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Kids, this is Inga,
your new nanny.

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A nanny? Woo-hoo!

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Mom says I can have
ice cream for breakfast.

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Oh, she's still here.

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Mom, can I have ice
cream for breakfast?

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No way, mister.

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It's just chocolate chip
pancakes and syrup for you.

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Inga, I'll be happy to
eat whatever you make.

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Maggie, now
you have a nanny.

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Just like the ones Joe Piscopo and
Ethan Hawke left their wives for.

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But hands off
my Homie.

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"Hands off the Homie."
Got it.

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Sorry. Sometimes she's
nervous around new people.

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Actually,
she's just gassy.

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A little lingonberry oil under
the tongue will clear it right up.

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That's amazing! Now I feel bad
about calling your references.

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So Selma,
how did you meet?

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I hired Thor Bjorn here to
kill some moles in my garden,

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and, well, one thing
led to another.

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Ja. She has the same beautiful
face as my Great-Uncle Magnus

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when he lay in the coffin
after his trolley accident.

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Gee, this Ogdenville influx
has been great for everybody.

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Yeah. Talk about taking jobs
Springfield men don't want.

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Hey, Homer. Your blubber would
light our lamps for a year.

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I zinged the oaf good?

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You zinged
the oaf great!

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Minnesota Vikings
apparel?

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This is Tennessee
Titans country!

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So many meters!

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Step aside, Norvvads. Watch
how the natives ride sky.

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Three hours and we still
can't see a doctor?

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It's because it's filled
with all these Norvvads.

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They even
sneeze funny.

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We're out of English forms. You'll
have to fill out a Norwegian one.

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I can't read this
sloopy-bloopy writing.

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Typical foreigners,
clogging up the system.

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I hurt my back unclogging
your septic system.

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Sven, can you stop by tomorrow?
It's clogged again.

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Come on, Bart. We'll
take care of you at home.

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Oh, great.
I caught their cold.

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Okay, Bart. Now bite down
on the rubber dog bone and...

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Thanks, Mom.

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Now how did this
happen, again?

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It wasn't my fault, I swear.

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A couple of barley jerks
dared me to.

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Yeah? Well, I'm starting to wonder
if this town wasn't better off

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before all these
immigrants showed up.

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I'd just like to remind you that
we were all immigrants at one time.

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Well, you were a baby once.

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Does that mean you still
like milk and hugs?

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Yes. I'd like both
right now.

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Hey, this is all right.

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Look at them barleyjacks celebrating
another one of their stupid holidays.

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Hey, I ain't got
no problem with them.

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They pay in cash,
they keep it clean,

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and their mythology
is rich and enchanting.

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Yeah. The redhead one said today's
the day Woden gave the herring

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the greatest gift of all.
Its fishy taste.

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Hey, Moe, what is that
hoity-toity beer they're drinking?

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Oh, I don't sell beer no more.
I only serve Aquavit,

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the Norwegian
caraway-scented liqueur.

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Wait a minute! You're
selling barleyjack booze?

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How could you, Moe?

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Hey, it's all about
the King Haralds.

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Well, since it's all you got,
give me a mug of that Aquavit.

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Better go slow
there, friend.

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That stuff'll open up a can
of "Oh, my goodness" on you.

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I think I can handle it.

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Hey! Where
did that Homer guy go?

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More Aquavit, please.

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You're late!
And drunk!

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Shut up!

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You lost your job?

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Well, it's not
my fault!

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Those Ogdenville guys plied me with
their native liqueurs and liquors.

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But mostly liqueurs.

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Oh, poor Homie.

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And you with
your alcoholism.

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Yeah.

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I Dmpose

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that no Ogdenvillian be allowed
within the city limits of Springfield.

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I share your xylophobia.

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Dad, you mean
"xenophobia."

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"Xylophobia" would be
a fear of xylophones.

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I am afraid of xylophones.

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It's the music you hear
when skeletons are dancing.

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Very well. Springfield will
ban immigrants and xylophones.

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All in favor say "aye."

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Aye!

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The border is now closed.

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You'll never take
my Xylophone!

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Notes, don't fail me now!

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There's one, Chief.

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Well, he's too far, Lou.
That's not fair.

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Hey, there's another!

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He's on a bike, Lou.

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So?
So what am I? Superman?

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00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,104
Well, there's one coming
between your legs.

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Where?
There! Now! Right now!

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Look between
your legs!

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I don't...
Oh, yeah.

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No, he's too fast.
It's hopeless, Lou.

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We can't handle this. We need
help patrolling the border.

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00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,850
I mean, Springfield
only has three cops.

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Yeah, and Eddie's laid up
because of his gout.

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Yep. Eddie loves his lobster and port wine.
But it comes with a price.

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Excuse me. Do you have
to pay to get in, or...

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No, no, no. It's free. It's free.

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Maybe we can ask private
citizens to guard the border.

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Yeah. You know,
vigilantes,

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who would agree to do our
job for the adrenaline rush

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that comes from having a tiny taste
of authority over your fellow man.

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And all we're paying them
is bullets and beer.

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I almost made a big mistake!

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Men, our negative energy
has been harnessed

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to help keep Springfield's
border secure from Ogdenvillians.

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But first, our group needs a name
that evokes America's proud history

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of citizens rising up
to defend our way of life.

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The Klan?

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Well, there are no bad
ideas, but let's keep trying.

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The Nazis!

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Okay,
you stop trying-

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00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:09,051
Hey, how about The
Star-Spangled Goofballs?

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Goofballs it is!

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I'll float above the border and radio
the location of illegals down to you.

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My code name will be Screaming Eagle.
Yours will be Ground Losers.

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What a fun day.

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Oh, this is
gonna be good.

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00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,440
Release the sandbags!

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00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,486
Hey, why don't you
let Carl and me try?

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Okay. You guys
get in as I get off.

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This is Ground Loser,
what's your position? Over.

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Cold. So very cold.

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I'm sorry to say that this
poorly conceived patrol

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carried out by
a group of rank amateurs

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has somehow
been a failure!

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Yeah, those barleyjacks
are crafty.

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One of them handcuffed
me to this tree!

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Not a tree, Chief.
That's a street sign.

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You just looped your belt around it
when you were changing your pants.

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Okay. I'm hearing lots of
problems but no solutions!

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This immigration problem
is bigger than we thought.

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We need a way to keep these
people out of our community!

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What can we do to keep
one group of people

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away from another
group of people?

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Why you little...
I'll kill you!

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That's it!
We'll build a fence!

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Fence! Fence! Fence! Fence!
Fence! Fence! Fence! Fence!

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Homie, I don't think
we should build a fence.

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Haven't we always taught
the children to make friends

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with those who are
a little different?

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Yes.
Yeah.

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Maggie's first words
are in Ogdenvillese!

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Now do you see, Marge?

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Now do you see why we
must build that fence?

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Build it, H0mie!

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Make it as tall as the sky
and deeper than hell!

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All right. Who here knows
how to build a wall?

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I know how to hire
guys to build a wall.

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Such as?

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The barleyjacks?

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Yeah, right.

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Okay. They can help us build the
wall, because they're good at it.

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But then those
good-for-nothings have to go.

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Yeah!

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Yeah! Yeah,
get them out of here!

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So my girlfriend puts all
these pillows on the bed.

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And you have to, like,
take them all off at night

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and put them all back on
every morning.

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And if the little one is in back
of the big one, God help you.

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And they always want the cat
to sleep in bed with you.

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Exacfly!

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I had trouble finding
a four-button cardigan,

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so I bought
a three-button one

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and sewed the extra
button on myself.

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This baby was a five-buttoner.
But I took a button off.

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Maybe we're not
so different, Sven.

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Maybe so.

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You know, if you put
down an acrylic primer,

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your satiric drawing
and its clever stink lines

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will be there long after
your principal is gone.

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Well, the guy at the store
said it didn't matter,

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but I knew he was wrong.
Thanks, man.

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Sure is quiet
around here.

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Do you miss us?
We miss you.

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That's why
we build a door!

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Oh, we did miss you.

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We missed your kindness, your hard
work, your sweet, plainspoken ways.

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What are you barleyjacks
waiting for? Get in here!

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We'd be more than pleased
to join you donut dunkers.

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All right, boys.
Round them up.

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And throw them the swinging-est
soiree they've ever seen!

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