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-♪ Wake up in the morning
feeling like P Diddy ♪
-♪ Hey, what up girl? ♪
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♪ Grab my glasses,
I'm out the door ♪
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-♪ I'm gonna hit this city ♪
-♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ Before I leave,
brush my teeth ♪
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♪ With a bottle of Jack ♪
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♪ 'Cause when I leave
for the night ♪
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♪ I ain't coming back ♪
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♪ I'm talking pedicure
on our toes, toes ♪
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♪ Trying on all our clothes,
clothes ♪
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♪ Boys blowing up
our phones, phones ♪
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♪ Drop-topping,
playing our favorite CDs ♪
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♪ Pulling up to the parties ♪
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♪ Tryin' to get
a little bit tipsy ♪
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♪ Don't stop, make it pop ♪
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♪ DJ, blow my speakers up ♪
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♪ Tonight, I'm-a fight ♪
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♪ Till we see the sunlight ♪
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♪ Tick-tock, on the clock ♪
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♪ But the party don't stop ♪
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♪ No, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Don't stop, make it pop ♪
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♪ DJ, blow my speakers up ♪
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♪ Tonight, I'm-a fight ♪
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♪ Till we see the sunlight ♪
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♪ Tick-tock, on the clock ♪
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♪ But the party don't stop ♪
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♪ No, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
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{\an8}(wind whipping)
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{\an8}-(upbeat instrumental
rock music plays)
-(sighs)
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{\an8}Oh, yeah!
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{\an8}Ooh,yeah!
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{\an8}Duffman is here
to refill your beers!
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{\an8}Okay. Thank you.
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{\an8}Now, for the only thing better
than Duff.
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{\an8}-(overlapping chatter)
-Better than Duff?
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{\an8}Free Duff stuff!
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{\an8}-Oh, yeah!
-Oh!
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{\an8}Now, who wants...
beer cozies?!
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{\an8}A shirt that says "Yo!"
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{\an8}Sassy seat cushions!
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{\an8}And flash drives for your PC
so you can take your data and
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{\an8}back it up!
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{\an8}-Whoa!
-I need some of that.
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{\an8}And now, Duffman
has a dinner date
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{\an8}with his estranged
daughter.
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{\an8}Must not bring up why she
dropped out of college.
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{\an8}It's too sad!
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{\an8}Huh. Huh. Hey.
Ha! Ha!
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{\an8}Guess what company
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{\an8}had a giveaway at
Moe's last night?
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{\an8}No, I won't.
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{\an8}Keep guessing.
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{\an8}What's it say, boy?
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{\an8}Responsibly.
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}Kid, you've
been staring
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{\an8}at these gelatin
desserts for 15 minutes.
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{\an8}Pick one!
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{\an8}It's so hard to decide.
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{\an8}Is the yellow one lemon
or pineapple?
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{\an8}It's your
pet canary.
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{\an8}Now scram!
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{\an8}(groans)
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{\an8}-Hey.
-Haw haw!
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{\an8}You're a spaz!
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{\an8}That's not true.
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{\an8}First of all, Milhouse fell
because you tripped him.
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{\an8}Secondly, spaz is short
for spastic diplegic,
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{\an8}someone who suffers from a
serious medical condition.
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{\an8}Thirdly, your "haw haw,"
through overuse,
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{\an8}has lost its power.
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{\an8}Wow.
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{\an8}I bow before your logic.
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{\an8}(grunts)
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{\an8}(groaning)
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{\an8}Excuse me.
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{\an8}I couldn't help but notice
how logically you argue.
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{\an8}(laughs)
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{\an8}Well, I am one: flattered,
and two: intrigued.
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{\an8}Lisa Simpson.
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{\an8}Ms. Dubinsky.
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{\an8}I'd like to invite you
to join our debate team.
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{\an8}I didn't know
we had a debate team.
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{\an8}Well, it's the one
extracurricular activity
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{\an8}that can't be cut, because
it requires no equipment.
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{\an8}We're low on funding,
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{\an8}so Ralph Wiggum will be
standing in as your lectern.
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{\an8}I'm a furniture!
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{\an8}And that is why
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{\an8}hybrid car buyers
should be given rebates
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{\an8}paid for by taxes
on hamburgers.
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{\an8}(blows horn)
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{\an8}Thank you, Lisa.
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{\an8}Excuse me.
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{\an8}The podiums
are needed
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{\an8}in the art
room as easels.
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{\an8}BOTH:
Yay!
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{\an8}Megan, cross-examination.
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{\an8}What if someone's driving an
old, but functioning, car?
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{\an8}Wouldn't the
carbon required
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{\an8}to create a new hybrid
exceed the savings in gas?
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{\an8}Initially yes, but...
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{\an8}And isn't most electricity
in the United States
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{\an8}ultimately derived
from the burning of coal?
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{\an8}Currently. However,
solar and wind are...
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{\an8}The sun and the breeze-- the
two things you know a lot about.
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{\an8}Right, Blondie?
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{\an8}Blondie?!
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{\an8}Like, totally.
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{\an8}Why don't we get a
bitchin' new perm
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{\an8}with daddy's
credit card?
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{\an8}(laughter)
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{\an8}First of all,
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{\an8}my father no longer has
any functioning credit cards.
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{\an8}Secondly, how dare
you refer to...
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{\an8}-Ooh, you can
count to two.
-Aah.
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{\an8}Do you need some
ice on your head?
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-(laughter)
-(gasps)
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I... I...
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(horn blows)
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The winner by a hair--
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a brown hair-- Megan!
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Ooh!
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Sir, that hollow mountain
in Nevada
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that was supposed
to hold a million years
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of nuclear waste is full.
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Did they jump on the pile
to smoosh it down?
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It went down in one place
and up in another.
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We need somewhere else
to dispose of this plutonium.
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Eh, just find the biggest idiot
on our payroll
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and slip it in his bag.
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(humming)
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BURNS:
Ooh!
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That's a bingo.
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Mmm. Good mac
and cheese.
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I've had better.
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Down at the
train station.
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I'll have to check it out
sometime.
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{\an8}Mmm!
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{\an8}The best mac and
cheese I've ever had
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{\an8}is at a bowling
alley in Ogdenville.
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Mm, I am pretty full.
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Bread crumbs on the top.
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I'm on my way!
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That bag--
surely it's attended.
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Unattended bag!
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(screaming)
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All panic!
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(screaming and shouting)
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So, what do you think?
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I think we're
gonna blow it up
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and let the bleeding heart
liberals ask questions later.
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Well, now, why can't it be
blown up by a woman of color?
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Five, four.
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No time for a full countdown.
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Ooh, it's dinner time!
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(grunts, sighs)
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(humming)
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This just in.
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The suspicious bag detonated at
Springfield Union Station today
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contained deadly plutonium,
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which can only mean one thing--
a terrorist plot.
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Enough radioactivity
was released
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to create 17 Hulks
and a Spider-Man.
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Here's an artist's conception.
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Quite disturbing.
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(excited, overlapping chatter)
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(gavel bangs)
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I admit it.
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Everything I've said
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about terrorism till now
was fear-mongering.
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But today,
I monger the truth.
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To protect our city
from all future bombings,
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dirty, clean, dive or carpet,
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we have hired
an outside consultant
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from London,
England.
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Does he have
a cute accent?
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(with English accent):
Why don't you be the judge,
young lady?
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Ooh, he sounds just
like Paddington Bear!
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My name is Nigel Bakerbutcher.
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(whirring)
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Sleepy London town.
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Once upon a time,
the only problem we had here
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was from overzealous
Cockney flower sellers.
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Flowers, guv'nor?
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A pretty for
your buttonhole?
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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.
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(men muttering)
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But in London
of the 21st Century,
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the watchword is vigilance.
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London is now ringed
by the most comprehensive array
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of surveillance cameras
mankind has ever seen.
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(murmuring)
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Excuse me.
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Is this what the framers
of the Constitution would want?
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Well, I'm Wally of
Wally's Framers,
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and this is exactly
what I want.
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How many personal freedoms
are we willing to give up
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in the name of security?
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(chuckles)
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That blonde girl thinks
she's smart, like us dark hairs.
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Again with the blonde!
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Why in the world
would the color of the hair
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on someone's head
have anything to do
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with the intelligence within?
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Yeah, you're
so right.
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I'm smart, too.
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I got Joe to promise to leave
his wife when I turn 50.
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Eh, uh, yes.
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Now, all in favor
of these cameras say cheese.
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ALL (except Lisa):
Cheese!
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Those opposed say,
"I hate America."
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I ha...
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Oh, wait.
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Oh.
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Motion carries.
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Next up: motion to limit
terms of city officials.
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All in favor say,
"I have sex with animals."
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I do have sex with animals,
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but I am not in favor
of term limits.
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Mm-hmm.
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Lisa, I know kids
have been making fun
of your blonde hair,
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so I got you this book
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from the Being Different
section of the bookstore.
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Hmm?
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"Sally Circle was eating donuts
and Ovaltine
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when her father came in
with terrible news."
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We're moving to
Rectangu-Land!
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Round up the family
and let's roll!
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-(mocking laughter)
-LISA:
"Everyone was mean to Sally.
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She was too well-rounded.
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She felt cornered.
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They wouldn't let her play
four-square
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or invite her
to the box social.
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The end."
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That's a rather
unambitious book.
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I want a camera on
every light pole.
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I want two hidden cameras
there, open camera there.
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Hidden. Hidden.
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(echoing):
Hidden.
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Hidden.
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Cluster! Right there! Yes!
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Um, you ain't gonna
like what you see.
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KRUSTY:
Did you hear about the blonde
who couldn't make ice?
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-She lost the recipe.
-(laughter)
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You know why it takes longer
to build a blonde snowman?
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You have to hollow out the head.
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(laughter)
251
00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:38,035
(Bart laughs)
252
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,453
He sure nailed you, Lis.
253
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,205
You're blond, too.
254
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,957
Blonde guys aren't dumb.
255
00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,250
They're evil.
256
00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,253
Like in The Karate Kid
and World War II.
257
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,339
All right, boys.
258
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,843
Let's see the dark
underbelly of our fair burg.
259
00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,349
Okay, we got a litterbug
260
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,936
on F-6, double homicide
in progress on Q-20...
261
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,772
A woman sunbathing topless
on R-15!
262
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:08,608
Uh, Chief, I think
we got a misuse
263
00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,443
of police equipment on ZZ-99.
264
00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:13,154
Killjoy.
265
00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,867
Gas station customer
washing windshield
266
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,702
without buying gas.
267
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,662
Girl using Wite-Out
as nail polish.
268
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,539
Oh, man, this is hard.
269
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,459
Hey, did you get that guy
who was parading around naked?
270
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,253
He was just jogging
in a tan sweat suit, Chief.
271
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,255
Are you sure?
I thought I saw his...
272
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,674
That was a fanny pack,
worn on the front.
273
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:34,634
-But there was a...
-Water bottle...
274
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:35,468
-But it was...
-Leaking.
275
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:36,844
That's it! That's it!
276
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:39,680
I can't take another minute
of these stupid screens!
277
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,932
Go-Go find
some concerned citizens
278
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,476
to pick up the slack.
279
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,894
Well, how many should I get?
280
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,813
Uh, well, we've got, uh,
eight chairs, so...
281
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,148
Oh, no, wait.
282
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,067
Put one chair in my office
facing my desk,
283
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,818
so-so I'll seem
like a meetings guy.
284
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:53,986
Yeah. Oh, uh...
285
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,237
Oh, have a seat.
286
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,448
Uh, I'll be with you
in one minute. Yeah.
287
00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:58,824
Ah, that's a new low.
288
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,577
We have chosen you
to help out,
289
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,580
because you are all
that rare combination.
290
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,540
Prying, but not pervy.
291
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,042
(polite laughter)
292
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:11,629
Now just follow a little formula
called P.B. and J.:
293
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:15,257
Peer at the monitor,
Be judgmental, and Jot it down.
294
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,843
One way to remember
that is A.B.C.:
295
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,680
Always Be Considering
P.B. and J.
296
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,349
But the single most important
rule is the four A's:
297
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:26,060
Always Act According to A.B.C.
298
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,648
Uh-oh.
299
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:31,816
What is it, Ned?
300
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,442
I've got two teens
in a public park
301
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,819
goin' at it like
a couple of gibbons
302
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,153
in the back seat of Noah's Ark!
303
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,738
Should we inform
the Chief?
304
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,156
Hmm, maybe.
305
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,325
But I feel a little like
I'm the Tom Voyeur
306
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,327
to these Huckleberry
Sinners.
307
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,663
Or you could correct
the behavior yourself
308
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,790
with our Nag-a-sonic speakers.
309
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,459
Oi! Snogging people!
310
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,919
What the hell was that?!
311
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,629
Tongues where I can see them,
please.
312
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,382
I ain't lettin' you touch me
with somebody watchin'.
313
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,968
Come on, baby, it's
just a voice.
314
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,678
Don't push it, Kearney.
315
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,888
-I'm Jimbo!
-Oh, great.
316
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,099
Make me look easy
in front of the voice.
317
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:06,851
But you are easy!
318
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,145
Don't be ashamed
of what you are!
319
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,563
Shauna...
320
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,774
I've gone from lookie-loo
to talkie-too.
321
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,861
Excuse me,
that's your salad fork.
322
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:19,238
That Wi-Fi's
for hotel guests only.
323
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:22,825
What's the matter, sir, too cool
to sing "Happy Birthday?"
324
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,285
Isn't this great, Marge?
325
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:26,662
We're like Jiminy Cricket
for the whole ding-dang town.
326
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,166
A half-man, half-bug that knows
what's best for everybody.
327
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,542
Mm-hmm.
328
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,085
I don't know.
329
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,004
I'm starting to think
we're prying too much
330
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,589
into people's lives.
331
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,841
And this room isn't really
the best place
332
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,259
for Maggie to hang out.
333
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,886
That's not Sesame Street,
334
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,220
that's a gay bar.
335
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,306
(dance music playing)
336
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,141
(grunts)
337
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,186
Although I guess
338
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,730
this would teach her
sharing and caring,
339
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,648
but... we're going home.
340
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,955
(sinister laugh)
341
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,708
Dye! Dye! Dye!
342
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,960
(maniacally laughing)
343
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,297
Tomorrow's forecast is...
344
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,924
Okay, place your bets.
345
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,801
-Partly cloudy.
-Partly sunny.
346
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,427
Golf ball-sized hail!
347
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,346
A chance of severe thunderstorms
348
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,890
with golf ball-sized hail!
349
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,058
Whoo-hoo!
350
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,392
(Flanders clears throat)
351
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,979
I spy, with my electronic eye,
illegal wagering!
352
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,606
Hey, weren't these
cameras installed
353
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,526
to keep America's enemies
from blowin' up our homeland?
354
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,694
Well, sir, how many times
have you been blown up
355
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:41,737
since the cameras went in?
356
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,322
Zero times.
357
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,865
Mm-hmm!
358
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,951
Now I'm gonna go (clicks tongue)
359
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,744
till you give the money back.
360
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,745
(clicking tongue)
361
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,997
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm!
362
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,124
(grunting)
363
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,376
Cut it out...
364
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,794
Cut it out!
365
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:58,337
(mumbling)
366
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,381
(clicking tongue):
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm!
367
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,967
All right!
368
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:03,968
I'm goin' home.
369
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,761
It's not safe in here.
370
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,762
(thunder crashes)
371
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,557
(grunting)
372
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,310
FLANDERS:
Don't use that dog as a ramp.
373
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,605
Less radical...
Less radical!
374
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,815
(camera whirring)
375
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,233
Stop gleaming that cube!
376
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,028
(grunting)
377
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,906
So, you like to watch, huh?
378
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,700
Well, take a look at this!
379
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:29,910
Huh?
380
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,037
Hmm.
381
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,081
FLANDERS:
Buttocks!
382
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,833
Tushie!
(groans)
383
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,210
Ugh!
384
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,254
-(Flanders sighs)
-Whoa, a blind spot!
385
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,928
FLANDERS:
Boy cheeks!
386
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,805
Fanny!
387
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,765
Derriere!
388
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,476
Hiney!
389
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,353
Backside!
390
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,355
Cover up that coin slot!
391
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,982
Hey, boy, whatcha doing?
392
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,358
Experimenting
with my butt.
393
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,069
(chuckles)
My little Einstein.
394
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,833
Welcome to Chaos Corners,
the Pleasure Patch,
395
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,460
Satan's Triangle--
396
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,545
the one place in town no
cameras can see you,
397
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,797
and no laws can
touch you.
398
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,137
Oh, yeah, that stopped
the kicking.
399
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,393
Inspiration Point looks
pretty uninspired.
400
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,895
All's quiet in Murder Town.
401
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:41,899
Yep, Springfield is cleaner
than the Lord's hand towels.
402
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,610
Sour ball, take me away!
403
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,862
Mm-mm-mmm.
404
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,364
Mmm! Mm-mmm... mmm.
405
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,490
(cheering, laughter)
406
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,617
(engines revving)
407
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,122
(tires screeching)
408
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,000
Another tie.
409
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:03,170
Followed by three hours
of parachute repacking.
410
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,297
(gasps)
411
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,173
Koo-koo-roo!
Koo-koo-roo!
412
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,509
(gasps)
A phony bird call?!
413
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:09,760
That means Marge is coming!
414
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,053
Everyone, act legal!
415
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,013
(jaunty, old-fashioned
melody playing)
416
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,648
(humming)
417
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:26,527
Homer, Maggie has to wear
that clown mask for Halloween.
418
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,903
What's going on?
419
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,697
Well, uh...
420
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,532
the one place the cameras
can't see is right here
in our backyard,
421
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,450
so I'm charging people to
do whatever they want.
422
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,661
Isn't that wonderful?
423
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,454
I don't see what's so wonderful.
424
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:41,083
Remember how you wanted me to
get that expensive operation?
425
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,544
Well, now I can
afford a motorcycle!
426
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:47,339
Ever hear of the expression
"Not in my backyard"?
427
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,341
Well... that!
428
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,802
Nothin'.
429
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,595
Nothin'. Somethin'.
430
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,305
I don't want to get Homer
in trouble,
431
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,183
but it's just plain wrong
to use that blind spot
432
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,478
to turn our backyard into
a Mecca of misdemeanors!
433
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,022
(gasps) Blind spot?!
434
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,815
Mecca?!
435
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:10,696
Rod, hold up Daddy's shaving
mirror out the window, would ya?
436
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,700
(overlapping chatter)
437
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,370
I see you now.
438
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,289
Rod, you and Todd
stay in the house.
439
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,957
Todd's not in the house.
440
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,460
(gerbils squealing)
441
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,003
No!
442
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,887
And that's why school uniforms
should not be mandatory.
443
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,263
Lisa, rebuttal?
444
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,310
(all gasp)
445
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,188
Dressing in uniforms
is a good thing.
446
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,858
If everyone looks the same,
it levels the playing field.
447
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,693
Hmm, very smart.
448
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,779
-That's well-reasoned.
-A true brunette.
449
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,281
It's better to just fit in
with the crowd.
450
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,699
-She's as bright as
her hair is dark!
-So smart!
451
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:56,784
Great point!
452
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,619
Oh, I can't go on!
453
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,037
This rebuttal is a sham!
454
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:00,913
(all gasp)
455
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,206
You aren't being persuaded
456
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,457
by the content of my argument.
457
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,001
You're being convinced
by the color of my hair!
458
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,503
-Well, that-- that's absurd!
-Ridiculous!
459
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,630
Although her brown hair makes
a persuasive case.
460
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,632
Well guess what?
I am not a brunette!
461
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,550
I'm a blonde!
462
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,468
(screams)
463
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,636
Roots!
464
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,054
(sighs)
465
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,973
We must rid ourselves
of these outdated clichés.
466
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,850
Not all blondes are dumb!
467
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,520
Not all fat people are jolly.
468
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,146
Would you be jolly
469
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,774
if you thought Comic-Con
was moving to Anaheim?
470
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,944
And not all old people
are bad drivers.
471
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,656
This building
cut me off!
472
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,950
(horn honking)
473
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,035
(gunshot)
474
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,995
(crackling, whistling)
475
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,835
Who wants feet steak?
476
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,294
ALL:
Me! Me!
477
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,546
Over here!
478
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,215
De-meat those feet!
479
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,384
Oh, no! I don't have
to listen to you.
480
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,053
If I'm not on camera,
you can't see me!
481
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,847
I'm standin' right here!
482
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,849
Everyone in this town
is sick and tired
483
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,517
of you looking over
their shoulder.
484
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,519
"Don't leave your sprinklers
on in the rain!
485
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,397
Don't burn that pile of
ventriloquist dummies!"
486
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,857
Oh, but you promised!
487
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,024
Later. Later.
488
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,277
But, neighbor, why did you
have to do this?
489
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,488
I've tattled this town
into a paradise!
490
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,287
This used to be just
a little part of me.
491
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,372
You see, Ned, your
citywide nagging
492
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,583
compressed all of our
town's misbehavior
493
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,002
into one small place.
494
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:33,172
Creating a glittering diamond
of super evil.
495
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,298
(sighs)
496
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,632
I guess I did create this.
497
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,342
Like God created the devil.
498
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,886
God created the devil?
499
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,554
Finally, He did something cool.
500
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:41,889
(sighs)
501
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,349
Oh, I never wanted to turn
into Big Brother.
502
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,185
I just wanted
to be little sister,
503
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,104
tattlin' on everyone so the town
would be a nicer place.
504
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,648
Well, if you ask me,
you were trying to play God.
505
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,025
(gasps)
506
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,319
That's the worst sin of all,
for some reason.
507
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,987
What can I do
to make things right?
508
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,364
You can help me take
out those cameras.
509
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:04,203
Neighbor, we got
some work to do.
510
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,746
(grunting)
511
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:07,581
Yes!
512
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(glass shattering)
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00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,835
(gunfire)
514
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,764
So, sadly, the most popular
reality show in England
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00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,307
is no more.
516
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,936
I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum.
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00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,021
Reminds me of my boy.
518
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:35,859
Oh, Mummy, my cat's breath
smells like cat food.
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♪ Y'all ready for this... ♪
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(people talking)
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Shh!
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