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-CHOIR: ♪ The Simpsons ♪
-(barks)
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(tires screeching)
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(theme music playing)
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D'oh!
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-(tires screeching)
-(grunts)
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(grunting)
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-(whistles blows)
-(buzzer sounds)
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(music playing on TV)
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{\an8}(speaking Chinese)
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(whipping air)
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(exclaims)
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(beeping)
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{\an8}(speaking Chinese)
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(guffawing)
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{\an8}-(TV turns off)
-So the family's still gone.
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{\an8}What do I do now?
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-(circus music playing)
-Let's get this party started.
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{\an8}Bart's been alone for 23 minutes.
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{\an8}Let's get this yo on the road, people.
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{\an8}Wait, I haven't chosen my mix-in.
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{\an8}Okay, I'll take some of that.
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{\an8}Well, that's my tip jar.
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{\an8}-Mix it in!
-(grumbling)
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{\an8}Whoa, mama!
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{\an8}(laughing)
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{\an8}(wind whipping)
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{\an8}Let me freshen that up for you.
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{\an8}(belches)
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{\an8}I love Saturday!
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(whimpering)
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I'm gonna kill you, boy.
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(laughing)
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(whimpering, shouting)
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{\an8}(grunts)
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{\an8}I'm bored.
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{\an8}HOMER: That's it, boy!
I'm eating your yogurt!
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{\an8}You ate his yogurt in the car.
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{\an8}He didn't know that.
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{\an8}Stupid kid.
All you do is cost me money.
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{\an8}Money I could be wasting.
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{\an8}(doorbell rings)
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{\an8}Is Bart Simpson here?
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{\an8}Because I'm about to make him
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{\an8}and his family very wealthy.
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{\an8}Wealthy?!
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{\an8}Hey, remember the guy
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{\an8}who drove you to school that one time.
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{\an8}(laughs)
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{\an8}I should introduce myself.
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{\an8}My name is Herman Milwood,
and my company makes...
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{\an8}the Aero Chair.
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{\an8}The most comfortable
ergonomic chair there is.
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{\an8}So, what brings you here, Mr. Chair?
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{\an8}Bart, do you remember this?
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{\an8}(angry growling)
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{\an8}That's Angry Dad,
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{\an8}the semi-autobiographical
Web cartoon I created.
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{\an8}I legally forced him to say "semi."
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{\an8}The multimillion dollar Internet startup
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{\an8}that put Angry Dad on the net
ordered a lot of my chairs.
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{\an8}-♪ Bye, bye ♪
-♪ Bye, bye... ♪
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{\an8}But when the tech bubble popped...
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{\an8}(shouting)
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{\an8}(yelling)
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{\an8}...the chairs were never paid for,
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{\an8}so we repossessed the only thing
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{\an8}they had left-- the cartoons...
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(reading titles)
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{\an8}And most importantly, Angry Dad,
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{\an8}because now I want to
make it into a movie.
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{\an8}My stupid cartoon a movie?!
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{\an8}Thank you!
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{\an8}Oh, don't thank me.
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{\an8}Thank Hollywood for being
completely out of good ideas.
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{\an8}My little Roman Polanski.
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{\an8}-Homer!
-What?
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{\an8}What's wrong
with being Roman Polanski?
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{\an8}-(whispering)
-He what?
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{\an8}You monster!
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{\an8}(jabbering angrily)
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{\an8}Thanks for letting me make this movie,
Mr. Milwood.
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{\an8}I've always loved cartoons,
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{\an8}going way back to
the real early SpongeBobs.
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Well, I think your movie
has real potential.
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Everyone has an angry dad, even me.
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What the hell are you making chairs for?
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In this family, we sit on the ground!
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(sniffles) Now, Bart,
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this is where we will help you
bring your vision to life.
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Oh, my God, that's Bart Simpson!
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And Angry Dad himself.
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It's like meeting
Mickey Mouse and Walt Disney
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at the same time.
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(high-pitched laugh)
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Mr. Simpson, I'm in charge of
the team that animates your ass.
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Anything you can give us from real life?
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Observe.
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{\an8}(grunting)
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{\an8}(groans)
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-(all gasping)
-Wow.
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{\an8}(mutters)
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{\an8}-(bottle hisses)
-Uh!
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-Soda?
-No, thanks.
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Eh. More for me.
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(gulping)
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Bart, we've got some bad news.
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The actor who did the original voice
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of Angry Dad can't do the movie.
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He blew out his voice screaming...
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about how he never got paid.
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The first time around.
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Oh, man. What can we do?
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Well, the cartoon's based on your dad.
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Maybe he can do the voice.
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Can he get angry on cue?
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(humming)
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(gasps, humming)
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(humming angrily)
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Oh! (yelling)
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(grunting)
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(Homer growling)
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Hey, Homer, you want to be
the voice of Angry Dad?
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(yelling) It would be an honor!
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Thanks for coming out.
One announcement.
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The voice Angry Dad will be
on a speakerphone today.
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HOMER: There's something
going on at the nuclear plant
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that's a little more important
than your table read.
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(clears throat)
Angry Dad: The Movie.
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"Angry Dad addresses the family
from the top of the stairs."
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HOMER: Family, today I graduate
from my anger-management class.
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"Angry Dad slips
and crashes down the stairs."
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"Pained noises."
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No, Dad, don't say "pained noises."
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You make pained noises.
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HOMER: Oh, okay.
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Lenny, hit me with that chair.
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LENNY: Okay.
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-(chair bangs)
-(Homer moans)
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(dial tone)
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Hi, everyone. I'm Bart Simpson,
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the creator of Angry Dad.
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To make this film, I had to
miss countless hours of school.
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And there was also some hardship.
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I hope you like it as much as I do.
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...The Movie!
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{\an8}What did they think?
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{\an8}Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
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We'll look at the tape of
the audience watching the movie.
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(laughter, whistling)
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Now comes the part where
the movie actually starts.
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(angry muttering)
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For God's sake, turn it off!
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Turn it off!
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(dejected) Oh.
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Don't feel bad, boy.
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Everyone makes mistakes.
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Yours is just public and expensive.
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You know, your movie's not all bad.
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If you cut out the stuff
that didn't work,
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it would make a great short film.
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-A short film?!
-Many great directors
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like Wes Anderson, Frank Tashlin,
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and Tim Burton started with short films.
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-Name one more.
-Taylor Hackford.
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Well, I don't know who that is,
but I'm convinced.
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Let's start cutting.
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(doorbell rings)
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Bongiorno.
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Where is the Bart-a Simpson?
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-I am the Bart.
-Bravissimo.
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You know me as Luigi,
the spaghetti guy.
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But I am here in my capacity
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as a member of
the Hollywood Foreign Press.
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Your animated short, Angry Dad,
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or as we call it in the pizza English--
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Papa Apoplectica,
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she has-a been a-nominated
for a Golden Globe.
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(all gasping)
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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I have some unhappy news to deliver
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to Sir Anthony Hopkins.
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{\an8}Sir Anthony, your pizza,
she's a-gonna be late.
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{\an8}Damn you. Damn you to hell!
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Huh? What?
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(gasps)
The creative team from Mixar!
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Pardon me.
I have seen all of your movies--
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except Cars--
and I can't believe my brother
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is in the same category
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as the digital Rembrandts
of my generation.
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So that makes your brother
the competition.
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Randy, tell her how we feel about that.
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(piano playing)
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♪ You've got an enemy ♪
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♪ You've got an enemy ♪
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♪ You better have nine lives
because we have eight knives ♪
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♪ Yes, you've got an enemy ♪
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♪ You've got an enemy ♪
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(scatting)
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♪ Hate your guts ♪
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(scatting)
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Hi. Yeah, it's me.
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Ricky Gervais.
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Tanqueray gin and tonic, please.
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I'm paid to drink that in my movies.
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The amount isn't important.
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A lot to you-- let's be honest.
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Not so much to me.
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Aw. Okay, you missed it.
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But I just put a tip in there.
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A big one. Double digits, ten.
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The lowest of the double digits,
but nevertheless, $10.
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So a lot of money to you.
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Less to me.
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But $10 nonetheless. Look at it.
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The ten? That was there before.
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It was not!
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Who else in here is going to tip $10?!
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Keith Urban? Helen Mirren?
I don't think so.
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They don't have the common touch,
do they? Like me.
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You've seen that. We've bonded.
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You're thinking, "Wow, he's rich.
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He's famous. He's got great abs."
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Personal trainer.
You couldn't afford that.
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I used to be fat.
I used to eat junk food.
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You probably still do.
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But you're going, "Wow, look at him.
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How much did that suit cost him?"
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Nothing. I got it for free.
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That's what happens
when you're a celebrity.
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Helen. Helen.
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She can't hear me. Helen! Mirren!
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Who does she think she is?
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Fur coat, no knickers.
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Anyway, mate, your ice is dripping.
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ANNOUNCER:
And now, to present the Golden Globe
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for best animated short, Russell Brand.
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It's great to be here
with all the old friends
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I haven't seen since rehab.
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No, no, I'm just kidding.
None of you are my friends.
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And now, the nominees
for best animated short.
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The Brothers of Beauville.
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(inhaling)
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(sneezes)
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(inhales)
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(sneezes)
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(inhales)
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(wheezes)
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(sneezes)
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(laughing)
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Saakashvili Spring.
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(sneezes)
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(sobbing)
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Condiments by Mixar.
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(cheering, applause)
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And Angry Dad.
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(Homer whoops alone)
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And the Globe goes to...
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Angry Dad!
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-(gasps)
-(laughing)
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I have many people to thank.
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Angry Dad's voice
is part Walter Matthau--
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(mimics Matthau)
Hey, Felix--
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part Little Richard-- Whoo!
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and a little bit of Snoopy
when he cries--
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(crying like Snoopy)
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(laughter)
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This is insane!
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He didn't show up for work,
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he badmouthed the movie
on Jimmy Fallon,
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and now he's hogging all the credit!
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Don't worry, sweetie.
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This is just the first
of way too many award shows.
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You'll get your chance
to say ridiculous things.
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I'd like to thank
Mr. Speedy Pants Repair
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for sewing up my pants
just before the ceremony...
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-(orchestra playing)
-...and the woman who has
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inspired me every day
for the past 25 years,
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the cute one from The Bangles!
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See you at the cool party!
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(grand, noble orchestral music playing)
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(phone rings)
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(garbled)
Hello. I'm wearing my retainer.
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Angry Dad got an Oscar nomination?!
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♪ I'm going to the Oscars
not as a seat-filler ♪
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♪ I'll get a gift basket,
but I won't declare it ♪
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Hey, don't you know
it's awards season?
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Who's calling you at 5:00
in the morning, anyway?
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Ah, nobody. Wrong number.
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If I find out it's a right
number, you're in big trouble!
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(chuckles)
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It's Bart Simpson,
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writer-director of Angry Dad!
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-And you are with?
-My lame-o sister Lisa.
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And, Lisa, who are you wearing?
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I believe it's from Lamps Plus.
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And where's the Angry Dad himself?
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Where's Homer Simpson?
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Homer? I don't know.
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L.A.'s a world-class city
with a lot to offer.
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He's probably enjoying the sights.
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(creaking)
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Uh-oh.
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Yo-yo-yo! Why you messing
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with Simon Rodeo's
folk-art masterpiece?!
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Check it out! That's Angry Dad!
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Hey, why ain't you at the Oscars, A.D.?
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Oscars? What are you talking about?
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My son gave me this list
of awesome things to do in L.A.
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"Chatsworth"?
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That's where the 118 meets
Topanga Canyon, fool!
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Someone must not want you
at that kudo-cast, yo.
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Damn, Home Simp,
you been Oscar-blocked!
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What you think about that, Nasty J?
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That's cold.
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Hmm, who could possibly want to
stop me from accepting an award?
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My category comes up pretty soon.
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I home free as long as this Oscar show
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is tight and fast-paced.
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Sound mixers may not be glamorous,
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but they make us sound so good.
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Without them, we'd be up a creek
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without a decibel.
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(both chuckle)
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-(music playing)
-♪ California... ♪
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No worries, A.D., we got time.
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We'll get you over to your venue
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and pick up some dim sum
on the way.
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According to this live blog,
Ben Stiller and Jack Black
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are doing a bit that will not end.
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Turn it off, turn it off!
For God's sake, turn it off!
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ANNOUNCER:
And now, please welcome
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Academy Award-winner Halle Berry.
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When most people think
of animated movies,
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they think of 40 minutes or more,
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but there is another type
of animated film--
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40 minutes or less.
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Conductor, get ready to play my song.
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And the winner is...
not going to be announced
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until we watch a lengthy clip
from each short.
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Condiments by Mixar.
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The Tabasco brothers got Frenchie!
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We're gonna have to leave the kitchen.
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(all gasping)
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I don't want to go! I don't want to go!
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Wake me for the syrupy ending.
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Timmy's coming!
Assume your positions!
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(humming happily)
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My God, I'm empty!
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Don't let 'em put pencils in me!
(groans)
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(glass shatters)
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(tires screech)
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Thanks, Rollin' 80s.
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Hey, you two are honorary
members for life.
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That means any other gang
sees you, they'll kill you.
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I was born a Rollin' 80
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and I'll die a Rollin' 80!
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Willis and Crumble in
Better Gnomes and Gardens.
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Not to worry, Miss Penny Farthing,
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Crumble will soon have
your garden gnomes
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back in tip-top condition.
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(engine chugging)
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(whirring)
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(laughs) He's good as new!
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You must come in for a spot of tea
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and a homemade Marmite sandwich.
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Homemade Marmite?!
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And made by a woman
with such gentle hands.
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(titters)
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(whirring)
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(squirts)
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Crumble! Crumble!
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Where has that silly dog got to?
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(screams)
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Oh, my!
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Good luck, Mr. Park.
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There'd be no shame in losing to you.
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Oh, that's very sweet of you.
Thank you for saying so.
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-(gasps)
-(chuckles) No worries.
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I'll just stick 'em back on.
I'm more clay than man now.
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And finally, Angry Dad.
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-(slurping)
-(angry grunt)
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No free refills!
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(growling)
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(roaring)
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(slurping)
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Ah! Damn, that's good!
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And for best animated short,
the Oscar goes to...
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Wait, one last moment about me.
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Every night, I dream that
my teeth fly out of my mouth.
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Angry Dad.
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Yes!
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(orchestra plays lively tune)
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This is it!
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I finally get to accept
an award for my movie.
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Except it's not just my movie.
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It was my sister's idea
to make this into a short.
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And so many animators.
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Every day was somebody's birthday.
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And you know what?
It was my dad's movie, too.
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I only wish he were here,
and not at Cerritos Auto Square.
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You got your wish, boy.
I'm proud of you.
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00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,607
I'm sorry I took all the credit.
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This whole thing is silly.
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I mean, isn't the idea
of one person taking credit
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for an entire movie the
stupidest thing you ever heard?
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You make a lot of good points,
Bart, a lot of good points.
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You're a very thoughtful kid.
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00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,286
You remind me of Deborah Kerr
in Black Narcissus.
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00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,206
Anyway, granted,
despite what André Bazin might say,
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films are a collaborative art form.
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But, hey, you can't give
an Oscar to everyone.
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We can still order a replacement
from the Academy, right?
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00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,014
Hey, they're, like, five bucks on eBay.
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Oh, hi. Ricky Gervais.
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Um, such an honor to meet you,
Sir Ridley.
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I love your movies.
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Or as I call them, "films."
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Um, glad I bumped into you, actually,
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because I'm looking
to expand beyond comedy.
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(sobbing)
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I know what you're thinking, Sir Ridley.
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You're thinking, "Oh, my word!
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"He's been making me laugh
all these years,
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"but now he's moving me as well!
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I'm gonna have to put him
in my new film!"
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(sobbing)
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-What do you think?
-I'm a seat-filler.
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GERVAIS: Well, why couldn't you
have said that a minute ago?
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Don't take any of my ideas.
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