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CHOIR: ♪ The Simpsons ♪
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The Simpsons? Wha...!
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(exclaiming)
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(school bell ringing)
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(Barney belches)
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(whistle blows)
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(yells)
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(beeping)
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(playing the blues)
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(tires screeching)
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D'oh!
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(tires screeching)
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Beer!
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(assorted cartoon sound effects)
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God, I love to watch
that woman get beer.
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-(fart)
-(laughing)
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You little...!
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(blubbering)
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D'oh!
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(contented blubbering)
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{\an8}They always come up
with such catchy ways
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{\an8}to make us pay
for things we don't need
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{\an8}for kids we didn't want.
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{\an8}Wow-- the gym ropes
are seaweed,
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{\an8}the basketball nets
are fishing nets...
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{\an8}Yarr! Just plastic.
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{\an8}Which is healthier
than what you find in the ocean.
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{\an8}Buy a Springfield Elementary
T-shirt?
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{\an8}I don't want people to know my
kids go to this lousy school.
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{\an8}We also have T-shirts from
other schools.
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{\an8}Ooh! We can wear those
to the nice mall.
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{\an8}(grunting)
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{\an8}And now it's time for lights,
camera, auction! (chuckles)
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{\an8}No cameras.
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{\an8}Ooh, first item up for bid
is always a favorite,
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{\an8}lunch with Principal Skinner.
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{\an8}I'll just leave the food on your
doorstep and ring the bell.
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{\an8}Moving on.
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{\an8}Next up for auction
is this wonderful bench
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{\an8}hand-crafted
by our second-grade class.
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{\an8}Don't buy it.
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{\an8}I bought one last year
and it was crap construction.
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{\an8}Shh.
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{\an8}Do I hear $50?
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{\an8}Paddles down.
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{\an8}It's the only way
to change the system.
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{\an8}(phone ringing)
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{\an8}Hello?
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{\an8}Calling from England?
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{\an8}Certainly I can put you
on speakerphone.
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{\an8}BART (British lady's voice):
I am Edith Knickertwist,
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{\an8}an eccentric widow.
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{\an8}For this masterpiece, I bid
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{\an8}$1,000.
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{\an8}-(all gasping)
-Sold.
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{\an8}To the mysterious and unverified
Mrs. Knickertwist.
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{\an8}Next item:
our school band will play
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{\an8}at a function of your choice.
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{\an8}I bid $4,000.
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{\an8}Well, it looks like
our model solar-system
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{\an8}will finally get an Earth.
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{\an8}And that concludes
tonight's auction,
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{\an8}which has raised a school
record $116,000.
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{\an8}(cheering)
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{\an8}And our windfall is all thanks
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{\an8}to our dear new friend
on the phone--
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{\an8}'Allo, luvs!
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{\an8}Mm. I've got a bad feeling
about this.
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{\an8}I'm Mrs. Knickertwist.
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{\an8}And I've had a proper
hardy-har at your expense.
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{\an8}(laughs)
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{\an8}Why do I believe everything
I hear in a British accent?
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{\an8}He has thrust upon us
the motley of the tomfool.
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{\an8}I wore this all night
for nothing?
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{\an8}(groans)
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{\an8}(angry muttering)
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{\an8}Mr. Simpson, I know you're not
one of our wealthier parents,
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{\an8}but surely you'll honor
your son's enormous debt.
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{\an8}Why, of course.
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{\an8}Even if I don't have
a legal obligation to pay,
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{\an8}it's clearly the right
thing to do.
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Here's $1,000,
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$2,000, $3,000...
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Oh, I need more cash.
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Better go to my invisible ATM.
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(humming tune)
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What? Two dollar charge
for non-network bank?
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-Oh!
-(dejected): Oh.
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CHALMERS:
Skin-ner!
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Yes, sir?
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I was very pleased
with your work last night.
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-Really?
-Nope. Fooled again.
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I'd say you were dumb as a post,
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but at least you can put
a sign on a post
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that says
"fresh strawberries-- one mile."
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You are a nitwit
in an ill-fitting suit.
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I'll have you know
I'm lop-shouldered.
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I'm sorry, what did you say?
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I said, I'm lop-shouldered.
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And I have been since
I was hung by my armpits
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in a North Vietnamese prison.
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I... I didn't know that.
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Oh, the list of things
you don't know could fill
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a week's worth of morning
announcements,
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with enough left over
for a send-home flyer.
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There's no need for hyperbole,
Seymour.
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If you think it's so easy
to handle Bart Simpson,
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why don't you do it yourself?
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(cheering)
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You tell him, Seymour.
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As some guy said
to some dude with a beard,
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"Death to tyrants."
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You mean Booth
and Lincoln?
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I'm not the history teacher.
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Anymore.
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Fine. I will personally take over
Bart Simpson's education--
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and for once, that boy
is going to learn something.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm expecting an important call
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and cell phone coverage
in here is, uh, spotty.
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Oh, nicely done, Seymour.
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I guess there's some stones
in your leaf bag after all.
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While I'm on a roll,
I'm gonna call
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that carpet cleaning service
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and tell them our hallway
doesn't count as a room.
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Hello, is André there?
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Oh, yes, I'll hold.
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I know I can superintend--
superintend like the wind--
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but teach?
It's been years.
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And we both know how that went,
don't we, Gary?
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So, you are the so-called
Breakfast Club.
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Wrong room.
We're the Fight Club.
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♪ Don't you ♪
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♪ Forget about me ♪
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♪ Don't, don't, don't, don't ♪
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♪ Don't you... ♪
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Thank God they never went on
to do anything since.
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So, Simpson, you'll be
studying with me now.
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Same garbage,
different Dumpster.
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We'll start with
American history.
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Now, I'm sure you know
who these gentlemen are.
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{\an8}BART: Dollar bill guy,
five dollar bill guy,
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{\an8}sex guy, Will Ferrell,
black guy.
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(sighs)
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Bart, what if I told you
there was a president
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who was an actual cowboy?
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I'd act like I'm interested,
but inside I'd be bored.
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That's as good a place
to start as any.
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{\an8}THEODORE ROOSEVELT:
...great fundamental issue
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{\an8}now before our people...
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...can be stated briefly.
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It is, are the American people
fit to govern themselves,
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to rule themselves,
to control themselves.
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I believe they are.
My opponents do not.
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Hey, this Roosevelt guy
was sort of interesting.
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Did you know he was
a colonel in the army?
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You don't say.
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And one time, during a speech,
he was shot by a saloon-keeper,
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but Teddy finished his speech
before heading to the hospital.
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Aha! I'm mad at you
for some reason.
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(people chanting)
Teddy, Teddy, Teddy...
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I've never said this before,
but I'd like to learn more.
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{\an8}Man, Teddy Roosevelt killed
more Spaniards in one day
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{\an8}than most people do
in their whole lives.
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You know,
I hate to say this, Bart,
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but the library is about to close.
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Really? I wanted to learn
more about trust busting.
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Take that, Standard Oil.
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Tomorrow, son.
Tomorrow.
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Well, I've learned
a lot today.
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Now, to go home and let TV
slowly rot it all away.
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Eh-eh-eh.
Not so fast.
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Teddy Roosevelt believed
you could learn from books.
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But he also believed
you can learn
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just as much
from the out-of-doors.
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I thought teachers only went
outdoors to smoke and cry.
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Yes.
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Son, have you ever seen a horse
your father wasn't betting on?
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-No, sir.
-Come with me.
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(Chalmers laughing heartily)
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(whinnying)
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So, Bart, what have
you learned so far?
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Well, when horses poop,
they don't stop.
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-They just keep walking.
-Yes, yes.
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Well, here's another
fun fact for you.
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All around you
is a national park
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created by Teddy Roosevelt.
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Mm!
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Wow!
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And here I thought
God created all this.
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Thanks for
setting me straight.
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Well, wait,
I didn't mean that.
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You've filled my head
with horse poop and atheism.
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And all these years,
I thought I was unteachable.
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Let's stop talking now.
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"A man who is good enough
to shed his blood for the country
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is good enough to be given
a square deal afterwards."
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Just quoting
our 26th president, Lis.
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You could use a little T.R.
in your life.
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Please. I went through
my T.R. phase in first grade.
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Now I realize that the greatest
Roosevelt is Franklin.
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Balderdash!
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Teddy Roosevelt protected
America's wildlife.
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Yeah, so he could
shoot it himself.
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Franklin Roosevelt
led this country
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through the Depression
and World War II.
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-Face on a dime!
-Face on a mountain!
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I hated the "Roosie-velts"
and all them family dynasties.
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The Kennedys, the Bushes,
Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie,
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Mayor Daley and his smart-ass son,
The Daily Show.
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That's a lot of anger,
Grampa.
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Well, I like Stephen Colbert,
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but that's because
I don't get the joke.
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And on July 1st, 1898,
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Colonel Theodore Roosevelt
and his band of Rough Riders
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charged up San Juan Hill
and liberated Cuba.
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Cuba si!
Castro no!
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I love Teddy Roosevelt because
he had asthma as a boy.
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I love him because
he said, "Bully."
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The dude really knew
how to rock some jodhpurs.
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Hey, maybe Chalmers would let
you guys sit in on our lessons.
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After me, men.
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(chanting)
Bully-bully-bully-bully-bully!
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I'd be glad to have you boys
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join our experiment
in manly education.
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The fact is,
today's modern schools
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have completely failed you.
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School failed me?
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Does school have
to go to summer Jimbo?
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(groans, sighs)
Look at him, boys.
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He is the canary in the
coal mine of a dying empire.
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You're in my coal mine
now, bitches!
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Yeah. Boys are falling
behind in every subject,
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because our classrooms
are entirely geared towards girls!
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It's all about feelings,
and celebrating differences.
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But I loved reading
It's Cool to Cry!
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Well, it's not cool to cry!
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(sobs)
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Boys need to explore!
Build things!
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Wreck those things!
And then build them again!
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Our first lesson begins
this Saturday,
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with an overnight trip
to Springfield Forest.
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Legend has it that Teddy Roosevelt
visited the forest
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and lost a pair
of his trademark spectacles.
244
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:56,382
This weekend, we set forth
in search of those spectacles!
245
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,883
(all cheer)
246
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,343
This is all well and good,
247
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,805
but I must know:
what are spectacles?
248
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,141
Glasses.
249
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,684
One time,
250
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,561
I found an old
washing machine over there
251
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,979
that still had clothes in it.
252
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:10,980
ALL:
Wow.
253
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,857
This place is as beautiful
254
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:15,735
as the side
of a Coors beer can.
255
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,612
The kind my Dad used to leave
in the bathtub.
256
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,240
There are no bad fathers
in the wilderness, boy.
257
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:22,491
(growls)
258
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,659
(grunts)
259
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,206
(owl hoots)
260
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,671
Hmm?
261
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,592
You know, Bart,
262
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,428
morning is when I miss
my Rosemary the most.
263
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,181
She sure looked good
in a pair of jammies.
264
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,682
(chuckles)
265
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,020
NELSON:
Dinguses! Dinguses!
266
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,855
Huh?
267
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:53,856
(groans)
268
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:59,028
I found 'em!
Teddy Roosevelt's spectacles!
269
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,363
Ah, nicely done, Muntz!
270
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,950
Could this be the moment
my life starts to turn around?
271
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,619
The moment I... (gasps)
272
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,624
Gravity blows!
273
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,962
Gary, you took these boys
on an unauthorized field trip,
274
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,464
and look what happened!
275
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,424
He got some bumps
and bruises
276
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,884
and a thistle
in his britches.
277
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,469
What is the big deal?
278
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,055
The big deal is
I'm gonna sue you!
279
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,766
Got me one of them "abogados"
from the bus ads.
280
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,727
He said he'll only take
"veinte por ciento,"
281
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,395
whatever that is.
282
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,315
(Spanish accent) You have seen
my picture on the side of a bus.
283
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:39,610
And I am not smiling
because I lost the case.
284
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:40,820
NELSON:
Ha-ha!
285
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:44,240
I'm gonna take you
for every peso you got.
286
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,575
How did she know
we get paid in pesos?
287
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,747
They took my job away, boys.
288
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,463
Where to, boss?
289
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,840
Just drive.
290
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,466
(tires squeal)
291
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,760
(grunts)
292
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,681
Maybe it is cool to cry.
293
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,350
(sobs softly)
294
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,609
Who can name
the three types of rocks?
295
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,528
Bart Simpson?
296
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:26,115
Chalmers would actually
take us out to see the rocks.
297
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,118
You can see the rocks on page 32
of your science book.
298
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,953
My book is missing page 32.
299
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,622
Put your head on the desk
and shut your eyes.
300
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,124
My desktop is sticky with soda
301
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,625
from the kid
that had it before me.
302
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,626
Do as I say!
303
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,546
(groans)
304
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,007
(kids clamoring)
305
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,633
(grunting)
306
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,685
-(grunts)
-Stupid fish!
307
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,812
Don't you want to be
my din-ner?!
308
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,398
-Hey, Gary.
-(sighs)
309
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:02,735
Simpson, you are looking at a man
who was not good enough
310
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,404
for the worst
public school in America.
311
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,740
Well, what would
Teddy Roosevelt do?
312
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:09,909
Son, I'm no Teddy Roosevelt.
313
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,660
I'm not even
Kermit Roosevelt.
314
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,495
(gasps)
315
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,168
I call this meeting of the Brotherhood
of the Spectacles to order.
316
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,129
Our mission:
to get Chalmers back his job.
317
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,964
ALL:
Hear, hear! Hear, hear!
318
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:28,677
Bart, I want to ask you about
something I read in a magazine.
319
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,430
Are you boys cyberbullying
each other?
320
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,765
How could we be?
321
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,517
We're all in the same place
and we don't have computers.
322
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,479
Marge, I parented!
323
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,105
That's great, Homie!
324
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,274
Come have some
ice cream on a brownie!
325
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,109
Later, losers.
326
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,361
I'm thinking of something big.
327
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:49,782
So big it involves taking over
the entire school...
328
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,993
and not giving it up till
Chalmers gets his job back!
329
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,205
(sighs) Bart, your mother thinks there's
something suspicious
330
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,582
about all you boys having
a meeting in this tree house.
331
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,085
Well, Dad, since you are
taking an interest in us,
332
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,503
maybe I should tell you...
333
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,880
Oh! Marge,
my ice cream's melting
334
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,216
and I haven't finished
my brownie!
335
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,176
Come in and get
some more!
336
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,178
You guys need to get a woman.
337
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:16,600
So, I'm considering
taking drugs.
338
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:20,062
Would the school advise
for or against that?
339
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,563
Oh, strongly against!
340
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,107
Would you like
to read this pamphlet?
341
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,109
Hmm...
342
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,195
Uh, well, would you
read it with me?
343
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,489
(giggles) Oh!
344
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:34,159
You see, this boy took drugs
and his scores suffered.
345
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,869
(chuckles) Yeah...
346
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,379
(snoring)
347
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:48,173
There's a car with its lights on
348
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,134
in the teachers' lot.
349
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,176
(gasps)
350
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,181
Late-'90s model,
coffee stains on front seat,
351
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,600
stacks of résumés in backseat.
352
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,531
Bart, what are you doing?
353
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,034
Taking over the school
with all the kids inside.
354
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,202
What?!
I'm telling Mom.
355
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,788
Great. You can call her
from the closet phone.
356
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,081
Hello, Mom?
357
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,292
You won't believe
what Bart's doing.
358
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,127
There really is
a phone in there?
359
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,964
(scoffs)
So immature.
360
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,760
Yo, teachwads!
361
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,511
The Brotherhood
of the Spectacles has
362
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,763
taken over the school!
363
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,389
Oh, no, please.
364
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,183
Don't make us start
our weekend early.
365
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,476
Our paychecks are
in there.
366
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,186
(screams)
367
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,772
Why didn't I sign up
for direct deposit?!
368
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,693
Bart, open this door now,
369
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,112
or I will jiggle the handle
indefinitely!
370
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,073
Suit yourself.
We all rubbed it with boogers.
371
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,574
Damn!
372
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,409
Willie, break it down.
373
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,958
NELSON:
Not so fast!
374
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,461
Back it up
or the photocopier eats it!
375
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,129
(gasps)
Oh, my God!
376
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,964
We've got a 30-year mortgage
on that photocopier!
377
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,050
Willie, stay your tractor!
378
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:16,553
Ye can't just turn her on
and off like that!
379
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,514
(engine stops)
380
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,807
Oh, I guess you can.
381
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,308
Okay, we gotta
stay focused:
382
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,310
Jimbo, gather all
the students in the gym.
383
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,813
Milhouse, take a nap.
You know how cranky you get.
384
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,064
I do not!
385
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,358
(siren whoops)
386
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,528
(tires screech)
387
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,366
MAN (over P.A.):
Watch Hannity tonight at 8:00.
388
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,869
Dog Day After School?!
389
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,539
This is Kent Brockman outside
Springfield Elementary
390
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,916
with the parents of lockdown
leader Bart Simpson.
391
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,001
He's not a bad boy.
392
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,462
He had a teacher
who finally got through to him,
393
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,839
and they fired him.
394
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,340
HOMER:
Are you covering me up?!
395
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,883
Yes, I'm afraid we are.
396
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,635
The least I can get out of
this whole nightmare
397
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,428
is some face time
on the local news.
398
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,848
It's kind of my way of
sending a Christmas card.
399
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,266
Happy Holidays,
everyone!
400
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,433
Family's fine!
401
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,936
Dude, you better
see this.
402
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,023
Attention, Brotherhood
of the Spectacles:
403
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:13,110
you are ordered to immediately
evacuate the school,
404
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,612
and then return
to school where you belong.
405
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,282
I need to know that Chalmers
will be taken care of!
406
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,742
We don't negotiate
with terrorists!
407
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,162
Or the people that supply
our uniforms and weapons.
408
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,955
We just pay
whatever they say.
409
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,832
Let me talk to the boy!
410
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,500
(grunts)
411
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,170
It's time for you
to stand down, son.
412
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,255
When I met you,
you were nothing more
413
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,424
than a thick file
of infractions.
414
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:39,678
Now I see a young man I'm proud
to call my disciplinary problem.
415
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,556
Thanks. But these Rough Riders
aren't dismounting
416
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,016
until you get your job back.
417
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,684
What do you think, Chief?
418
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,686
Can we take the building
without hurting anybody?
419
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,688
Well, if a group of Muppets
can take Manhattan...
420
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,231
-(gun fires)
-Aah! Aah!
421
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,859
-Job restored!
-Increase in title?
422
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,944
Fine, fine.
You're super-duper-intendent.
423
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,071
That's all I ever wanted.
424
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,531
No hard feelings?
425
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,201
Nothing but hard feelings,
Seymour.
426
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,621
(kids cheering)
427
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,376
It's beautiful, man!
428
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,378
It's beautiful!
429
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,463
Oh, my God.
430
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,715
Milhouse, did you take your nap?
431
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,800
Does it look like I took my nap?
432
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,053
(laughs crazily)
433
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,889
BART:
Ay, caramba!
434
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,392
Sir, of all the books and movies
about Teddy Roosevelt,
435
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,144
which would you say
is the most informative?
436
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,189
-No question: Night at the Museum.
-One or two?
437
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,024
Take your pick,
you can't go wrong.
438
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,740
-(murmuring)
-Shh!
439
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,955
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