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CHOIR:
♪ The Simpsons ♪
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(crow squawks)
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{\an8}Oh, boy. Monday morning
chit-chat at the water cooler.
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{\an8}The only reason to have done
stuff over the weekend.
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{\an8}The only part of the movie
I didn't get is
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{\an8}now Radioactive Man
gets his powers from his suit?
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{\an8}The suit is slowly killing him,
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{\an8}but if he doesn't wear it,
he'll die.
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{\an8}Oh...
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{\an8}Wait, you guys saw the new
Radioactive Man sequel?
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{\an8}Uh, it's not a sequel,
it's a reboot.
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{\an8}Actually,
this one undoes the stuff
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{\an8}from the last one,
so it's a de-boot.
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{\an8}Stop talking!
I haven't seen it yet!
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{\an8}Radioactive Man Re-Rises
came out three days ago.
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{\an8}It is fair game.
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{\an8}Yeah,
if you haven't seen it,
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{\an8}then you gotta
leave the water cooler.
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{\an8}But what if I want
some cooled water?
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{\an8}You should have thought of that
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{\an8}when you were not seeing
the movie.
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{\an8}Fine.
I'll drink alone.
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{\an8}(grunts)
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{\an8}It was so awesome
when Radioactive Man
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{\an8}had to erase his own memory.
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{\an8}Yeah, so he wouldn't be tortured
by his past
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{\an8}when he was born in the future.
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{\an8}Oh, they're talking about the movie!
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{\an8}Hurry up, you idiot!
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{\an8}No, no, don't stop!
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{\an8}I'm sorry I got mad.
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{\an8}I'll do that thing you like.
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{\an8}I got Radioactive Man's
new villain...
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{\an8}the Collider.
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{\an8}I turn out to be a good guy.
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{\an8}I die, but come back to life
after the credits.
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{\an8}Oh!
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{\an8}Sometimes we feel
there's nowhere left to turn,
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{\an8}much like Radioactive Man,
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{\an8}when he had to kill his own antimatter
twin with a blast of time particles...
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{\an8}♪ Amazing grace ♪
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{\an8}♪ How loud I sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ To drown the spoilers out! ♪
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{\an8}♪ Shut up, shut up, shut... ♪
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{\an8}(yells)
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{\an8}And stay out!
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{\an8}HOMER:
Okay.
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{\an8}I gotta go see
the Radioactive Man movie
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{\an8}before it gets totally ruined for me.
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{\an8}Ooh, date night!
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{\an8}I'll go change my bra.
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{\an8}I want to see
Radioactive Man Re-Rises.
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{\an8}If Bart's going, I'm going!
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{\an8}If Grampa's going, I'm going!
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{\an8}If you all go,
then I have to pay for a babysitter.
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{\an8}We'll call that nice girl
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{\an8}who's getting her Masters
in Child Development.
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{\an8}Emily-Beth?
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{\an8}We can't afford Emily-Beth!
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{\an8}She brings her own puppets!
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{\an8}(cooing)
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{\an8}Bye-bye, Maggie!
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{\an8}Bye-bye, money.
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{\an8}Two adults, two kids,
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{\an8}and one senior with the mind
of a baby so he should be free.
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For the 3-D show,
that'll be $72.
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-What?!
-Or, for ten dollars more,
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you can see it
in IMAX Hobbit Frame Rate
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Virtual Reality Vision.
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(moviegoers shuddering)
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(vomits)
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All right, movie,
you better be worth it.
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(dramatic music plays)
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(engines revving)
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(dancers screaming)
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HOMER:
The motorcycle dudes are chicks!
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I wonder what else is chicks?
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(women gasping)
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♪ ♪
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Don't ask.
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Do smell.
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ANNOUNCER:
Also available in "Arctic Slut,"
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"Morning After Melon"
and "Elon Musk."
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Hey... they tricked us!
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That's a commercial!
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If I wanted to pay
for commercials I can't skip,
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I'd sign up for Hulu Plus!
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Shh!
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You're shushing me?
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This guy's on his cell phone,
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she's texting, he's sexting,
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and that guy brought a baby
to a 9:00 movie!
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That's negative, man.
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What happened to the movies?
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First they got worse than TV,
and now this!
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(all gasping)
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(yelling)
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And stay out!
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(Homer moans)
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Chins up, Homer.
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You don't need a theater
to watch the movie.
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You just have to illegally
download it.
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Illegally download it?
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Is that legal?
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Who knows?
But it sure is easy.
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I'll walk you through it.
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All you have to do is...
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ANNOUNCER:
The FOX network forbids
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the broadcast
of step-by-step instructions
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for illegally downloading
copyrighted intellectual property.
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In the meantime,
please enjoy this footage
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from NASCAR's 2011
Martinsville Cup.
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(engines roaring)
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Wow, that was easy.
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All I had to do was click on...
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(engines roaring)
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And play!
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♪ ♪
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Bless you, boy.
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That was the greatest thing
I've seen on a computer
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that I can talk about with you
in the room.
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How did you know how to do that?
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I'm under 30.
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Guys, guys,
I saw the Radioactive Man movie!
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Here's my ten favorite
scenes from worst to best.
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Number ten: when what's-his-name
did that stuff with those dudes.
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-Number nine...
-Uh, Homer, that movie's been talked out.
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We're discussing
the new James Bond flick.
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I like that James Bond is ugly now.
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I like that he doesn't have
any gadgets.
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I like that he's not good at shooting,
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doesn't say funny quips,
or do any James Bond stuff.
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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Homer, go to the theater
and see the movie.
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(scoffs)
Theaters?
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All I need to see this movie
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is a laptop and a website
based in a country
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that's really
just an offshore oil platform.
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Care to join me?
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♪ ♪
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That was so much better
than the cinema.
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It mixes the wonder of movie-going
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with the rush of stealing.
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All we want is brand-new,
big budget entertainment
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in our homes for nothin'.
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Why doesn't Hollywood get that?
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Gentlemen, I am inspired to create
a theater for the people...
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an experience
free of all the nuisances
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and gouging
of modern-day moviegoing!
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Yeah, no more jerks
talking on their cell phones!
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No more jerks telling me not
to talk on my cell phone!
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And best of all...
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we'll never have to sit through
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another annoying commercial again!
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Welcome to "Cinema Pirate-diso."
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Tonight's movie is Life is Funny,
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directed by Judd Apatow.
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It's based on his life,
starring his family
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and ad-libbed by his friends.
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So for the next three
and a half hours, enjoy!
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(frustrated groan)
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Did you just pass gas
while we were making love?
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You're the one who hired
the Korean taco truck
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for our private school fund-raiser.
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(chuckles)
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I live it, he writes it.
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♪ ♪
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Well, what did you think?
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We may be going to Hell
for seeing "side bosom,"
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but this backyard
is a little slice of Heaven,
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all thanks to Homer Simpson!
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(cheering)
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This is fun!
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And it was so nice of the movie company
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to let you show their film.
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Let me?
Uh, sweetheart,
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I downloaded it off the Internet...
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illegally.
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An illegal download?
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But Hollywood says stealing
from Hollywood is wrong.
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(scoffs)
Why should a regular guy like me
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have to spend 15 bucks a ticket
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so studios can pay huge salaries
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to the Air Buds
and Ray Liottas of the world?
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Oh!
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When I watched
that pirated movie,
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I was stealing with my eyes.
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So I'm repaying
the good people in Hollywood
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for the ticket I should have bought.
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Now this money will end up
in the hands
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of the talented people
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who make magic happen
on the silver screen.
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(inhales) Ah...
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(startled gasp)
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Karen, get me the FBI!
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Karen!
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{\an8}(dramatic music)
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You people joined
this squad for one reason:
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to fight movie pirates.
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I wanted to catch serial killers.
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"I wanted to catch serial killers."
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From now on,
you will lay down your lives
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to protect America's chick flicks,
buddy comedies,
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and steady stream
of animated misfires.
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Sir, you have to see this.
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"Took it off the Web...
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watched for free...
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never pay for a movie again"?
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Men, set your guns on "kill."
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We're going after Homer Simpson.
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I now present,
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direct from the computer
of an angry editor
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at a special effects house,
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Cosmic Wars Episode Seven.
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(epic orchestral theme playing)
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(audience cheering)
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My childhood has been un-ruined!
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Listen up, seat meat!
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You are all in violation of
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Title 17
of the U.S. Copyright Code.
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(all gasping)
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Easy there, hotshot.
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All the people are doing
is watching a movie.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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I'm not wearing an undershirt
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and my badge
is poking into my skin.
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What's going on here?
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Is there a fondler
in the neighborhood?
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I'm here to arrest
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and hopefully stage the prison suicide
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of the mastermind of this operation--
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Homer Simpson!
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Ooh, mastermind.
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We got our man, thanks to a tip
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from a heroic American snitch.
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(gasps)
One of you turned me in?
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Who was it?
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You!
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Superintendent Chalmers,
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you never forgave me
for that time
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we wore the same Hawaiian shirt
to that luau!
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They're gonna take Dad!
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-We gotta do something!
-I'm on it.
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(screams)
Copyrighted material!
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Don't look at it!
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Someone sell me a ticket!
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Ear plugs in!
Blinders on!
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We trained for this!
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(gunshot)
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(grunting)
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From now on,
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the only place
you'll be watching movies
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without having to buy a ticket
is jail.
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Oh... oh... (whimpers)
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Baby, promise me you'll find out
who turned me in.
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(moans)
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00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,266
It's probably someone
I would never suspect.
258
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,101
Never suspect.
259
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,686
(moans)
260
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,272
Your moans of sympathy
are all I have.
261
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,274
Oh...
262
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,151
HOMER:
Whoever did this to me will be haunted
263
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,945
by unbearable guilt forever!
264
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,531
Forever!
265
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,874
What are you guys in for?
266
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,250
Bank robbery.
267
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,670
Drug trafficking.
What about you?
268
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,463
-Movie piracy.
-(all gasp)
269
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:13,923
People in show business
270
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,883
work hard
to make those movies.
271
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:20,137
My media stocks under-performed
because of people like you.
272
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,556
My brother lost his job
as a grip
273
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,017
on a movie set
because of piracy.
274
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,811
He had to sell his Jet Ski.
275
00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,272
A grip without a Jet Ski
ain't no grip at all!
276
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,400
(yelling)
277
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,903
Oh, you're about to find out
278
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:39,323
what we do
to copyright infringers.
279
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,324
(yelling)
280
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,992
(tires screech)
281
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,538
(all clamoring)
282
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,294
-(train horn blowing in distance)
-Uh... huh?
283
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,046
-(horn blowing)
-(screams)
284
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,550
(men yelling)
285
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,719
(grunting)
286
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,057
(screams)
287
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,520
Whoo-hoo!
288
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,032
It's almost like having Dad here.
289
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,660
Only with less growling
when I go near his food.
290
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,288
I just want to know
who dropped the dime on Dad.
291
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,622
Lousy rat.
292
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,041
Maybe the person
that turned your father in
293
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,711
thought they were doing
the right thing.
294
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,546
Homer just pirated a movie.
295
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,506
It's not the worst thing
Dad ever did.
296
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,134
It's not even the worst kind
of pirate Dad's ever been.
297
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:41,385
Lisa, tell your brother
298
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,471
that stealing is wrong,
no matter what.
299
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,722
I don't know.
300
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,016
It wasn't like Dad
was stealing for himself.
301
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,186
He created this wonderful experience
for the whole town.
302
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,938
I just can't imagine
anyone turning him in.
303
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,568
(door creaking open)
304
00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:01,071
-Dad, Dad, you're back, you're back!
-Dad, you're back!
305
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,657
Homer, what are you doing
out of prison?
306
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,826
You have to go back
and give yourself up.
307
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,620
I can't go back to jail!
308
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:11,040
There's no shampoo, just soap!
309
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,542
Wait, I know one place in Springfield
310
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,754
that doesn't care
about Internet piracy laws.
311
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,509
Thanks for taking us in.
312
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,178
Our family always appreciates asylum.
313
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,932
(laughs) This consulate
is like being on Swedish soil.
314
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,726
You're as safe here as you would be
in the Skatteskrapan.
315
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,977
(whistles)
316
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:36,106
Your country doesn't think
illegally downloading movies is wrong?
317
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,316
The people of Sweden believe
318
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,527
all movies should be shared freely.
319
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,362
How is that not stealing?
320
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:44,406
Bah, your Hollywood studios
are the real thieves,
321
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,785
claiming all their hit movies
have lost money.
322
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,037
I spit on their bookkeeping.
323
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,915
Yeah, and why don't they
make a sequel to Taken
324
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,875
where The Hangover guys get taken
325
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,544
and the only ones
that can rescue them
326
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,212
is Fast and Furious.
327
00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,965
Aw, man,
I would love to pirate that.
328
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,926
As would
the proud people of Sweden.
329
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,469
(sirens blaring)
330
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,304
(tires screeching)
331
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,308
They've found us!
332
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,561
There's only one surefire way
to get fugitives
333
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,312
out of a foreign building--
334
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,189
blasting death metal.
335
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,651
♪ Respecting the law,
respecting the law ♪
336
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,821
♪ Copyright law, copyright law ♪
337
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,322
♪ Copyright law, copyright law... ♪
338
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,158
You like this?
339
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,828
Oh-oh, Swedes love death metal.
340
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,664
It reminds us of death.
341
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:37,251
Damn those Peace Prize-giving
fish-smokers.
342
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:42,882
I'm so tired of being trapped
in this embassy.
343
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,300
Consulate.
344
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,843
Consulates are regional offices,
345
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,262
which serve the embassy
in the capitol.
346
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,641
Thank you so much
for sticking with me through all this.
347
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,935
You're the greatest wife
in the world.
348
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,645
(moaning)
349
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,606
It was me!
350
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,941
I was the one who told the FBI.
351
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,112
You? How could you?
352
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,864
You're my own flesh and blood.
353
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,617
I was just trying
to do the right thing.
354
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,410
Who would've thought
the authorities
355
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:14,038
would use a confession
against me?
356
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:17,124
Have you forgotten what you
promised at our wedding?
357
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,584
To love and cherish?
358
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,127
To aid and abet?
359
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,963
I never wanted to say funny vows.
360
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,049
Well, you did!
And they got laughs.
361
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,634
Solid laughs!
362
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,260
I didn't mean for this to happen,
363
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,471
but you were stealing.
364
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,182
All I ever had
was you looking out for me.
365
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,809
I got nothing now.
366
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,739
♪ ♪
367
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,802
All rise in the matter
of The People v. Homer Simpson.
368
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:13,347
The people call Hollywood
ultra-producer, Judd Apatow.
369
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,849
Homer Simpson is an enemy of art.
370
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,310
Art created by writers, directors,
371
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,855
and the guy who uses a computer
to erase or enhance nipples.
372
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,274
{\an8}And not just the people
who dream for a living,
373
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,276
{\an8}but the people who depend on us.
374
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,945
The spin class instructors,
375
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,614
the personal rabbis, Seth Rogen.
376
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,242
(laughing)
377
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,537
(crying)
It's true. I need him.
378
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,081
I saw a bootleg DVD
of The 40 Year Old Virgin
379
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,916
for sale at a car wash.
380
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,961
They left off
my director's commentary!
381
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,046
It didn't even have a blooper reel!
382
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,172
(all groaning)
383
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,841
(gavel banging)
384
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,676
Homer Simpson,
you have been found guilty
385
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,636
of illegal reproduction
and distribution
386
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,263
of copyrighted material.
387
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,682
Before sentencing, do you have
anything to say for yourself?
388
00:16:56,765 --> 00:17:00,769
-No.
-Homer, tell them your side of the story.
389
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,148
I know I hurt you,
but please trust me now.
390
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,524
It'll work.
391
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,944
You know what, Judge Apatow?
392
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,696
I do have something to say.
393
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,323
These movie people
may say I'm a pirate,
394
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,742
but I'm just a man.
395
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,327
A man who loved Hollywood
too much.
396
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,205
So I made my own rules
and fought the big guys
397
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,708
who tried to destroy my way of life.
398
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,293
He doesn't sound like a villain.
399
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,836
He sounds like a classic underdog.
400
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,838
He's the unlikeliest of heroes!
401
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,715
But where's the love story?
402
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,550
At first my wife didn't believe in me.
403
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,970
Maybe we forgot
why we fell in love in the first place.
404
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,182
But when times seemed darkest,
one minute ago,
405
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,226
she was there and gave me
the strength and courage
406
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,520
to fight for what I believe in.
407
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,483
He's a downloading David
versus a greedy Goliath.
408
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,486
An Erin Brockovich
but with more cleavage!
409
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,780
Two, three...
Good Lord, he's hitting
410
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,074
all four quadrants!
411
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,285
One family, against all odds,
took on the system...
412
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,245
and lost.
413
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,914
(clamoring)
414
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,249
Mr. Simpson, I'd like to buy
the rights to make a movie
415
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,876
based on your true story.
416
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,503
I'm attached as executive producer!
417
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,712
Attached! Attached!
418
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,757
One movie?
We envision a trilogy.
419
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,926
Will Smith's family
wants to play your family.
420
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,052
I'd be Jaden.
421
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,137
(all clamoring)
422
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:22,559
On behalf of Hollywood,
we are dropping all charges.
423
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,603
-(cheering)
-These people hate my dad.
424
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,855
How can they want
to make a movie about him?
425
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,816
Hollywood may be run
by big corporations
426
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,318
trying to squash people,
but they make movies
427
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,570
about people standing up
to big corporations
428
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,948
trying to squash them and winning.
429
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,909
I'll sign with whoever
can convince Channing Tatum
430
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,537
to gain the most weight
to play me.
431
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,629
ALL: Surprise!
432
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,047
What the hell is all this?
433
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,465
We're so excited about your movie
434
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,300
that we're having a special screening.
435
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,886
But the movie isn't in theaters
till next week.
436
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,847
Yeah, we ripped a version
off Bootleg Bay
437
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,557
just like you taught us.
438
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,058
It's still got timecode on it,
439
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,144
but, otherwise, it's a clean copy.
440
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,645
(chuckles)
441
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,981
You're pirating my movie?
442
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,984
The hell you are!
Piracy is stealing!
443
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:15,112
You're taking money
out of my family's mouths!
444
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,155
(gasping)
445
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,283
But the movie is...
it-it's about you pirating movies.
446
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,285
Oh, that's Hollywood fantasy.
447
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:25,205
We live in the real world,
where I have something called...
448
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,833
prof-it par-tic-i-pa-tion.
449
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,043
That's negative, man.
450
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,795
Oh, Homie...
451
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:36,300
Now all of you go see my movie
in the theater the day it opens!
452
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,302
No bargain matinees!
453
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,387
And tell your friends
it was great!
454
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:43,473
Buy the stuff they advertise
in the commercials before it!
455
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,560
Homer in the movie
wears Ask Body Spray,
456
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,228
and so should you!
457
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,647
Don't ask! Do smell!
458
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,274
Homie,
do you really think you should be...
459
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,483
Up-bup-bup-bup-bup!
460
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:57,029
What have we learned about
not blindly supporting our husband?
461
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,573
Ask Body Spray!
462
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,007
But then
when times seemed darkest,
463
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,551
she was there;
she gave me the strength and courage
464
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,595
to fight for what I believe in.
465
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,555
On behalf of Hollywood,
466
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,267
we're dropping all charges!
467
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,852
(cheering)
468
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,439
(laughing)
469
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,858
So what do you think, Lis?
Who are the good guys here,
470
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,611
the media companies
or the Internet freedom guys?
471
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,239
Well, both groups claim
their intentions are noble,
472
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,407
but at the end of the day,
they're both trying to steal
473
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,451
as much money as they can.
474
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:46,703
So... everyone's a pirate?
475
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,455
And the worst one of all is...
476
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,040
{\an8}(Seth Rogen laughing)
477
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,167
-(crowd murmuring)
-Shh!
478
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:40,007
Subtitled by Jimmy Boots