1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:05,755 CHOIR: ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,382 (crow squawks) 3 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:10,468 {\an8}Oh, boy. Monday morning chit-chat at the water cooler. 4 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:13,722 {\an8}The only reason to have done stuff over the weekend. 5 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,890 {\an8}The only part of the movie I didn't get is 6 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:18,810 {\an8}now Radioactive Man gets his powers from his suit? 7 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,311 {\an8}The suit is slowly killing him, 8 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,564 {\an8}but if he doesn't wear it, he'll die. 9 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:24,149 {\an8}Oh... 10 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:26,484 {\an8}Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive Man sequel? 11 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,319 {\an8}Uh, it's not a sequel, it's a reboot. 12 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,321 {\an8}Actually, this one undoes the stuff 13 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:32,574 {\an8}from the last one, so it's a de-boot. 14 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:34,659 {\an8}Stop talking! I haven't seen it yet! 15 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:37,537 {\an8}Radioactive Man Re-Rises came out three days ago. 16 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,997 {\an8}It is fair game. 17 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,331 {\an8}Yeah, if you haven't seen it, 18 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:41,708 {\an8}then you gotta leave the water cooler. 19 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,960 {\an8}But what if I want some cooled water? 20 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,920 {\an8}You should have thought of that 21 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,881 {\an8}when you were not seeing the movie. 22 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:49,632 {\an8}Fine. I'll drink alone. 23 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,009 {\an8}(grunts) 24 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,684 {\an8}It was so awesome when Radioactive Man 25 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,519 {\an8}had to erase his own memory. 26 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,563 {\an8}Yeah, so he wouldn't be tortured by his past 27 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:05,440 {\an8}when he was born in the future. 28 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:07,567 {\an8}Oh, they're talking about the movie! 29 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:09,736 {\an8}Hurry up, you idiot! 30 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:11,362 {\an8}No, no, don't stop! 31 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,864 {\an8}I'm sorry I got mad. 32 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:14,699 {\an8}I'll do that thing you like. 33 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,454 {\an8}I got Radioactive Man's new villain... 34 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:20,789 {\an8}the Collider. 35 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,291 {\an8}I turn out to be a good guy. 36 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:28,129 {\an8}I die, but come back to life after the credits. 37 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,547 {\an8}Oh! 38 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:35,053 {\an8}Sometimes we feel there's nowhere left to turn, 39 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,763 {\an8}much like Radioactive Man, 40 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:40,934 {\an8}when he had to kill his own antimatter twin with a blast of time particles... 41 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:41,976 {\an8}♪ Amazing grace ♪ 42 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,270 {\an8}♪ How loud I sing ♪ 43 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:47,148 {\an8}♪ To drown the spoilers out! ♪ 44 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,484 {\an8}♪ Shut up, shut up, shut... ♪ 45 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:50,485 {\an8}(yells) 46 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,904 {\an8}And stay out! 47 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,239 {\an8}HOMER: Okay. 48 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,699 {\an8}I gotta go see the Radioactive Man movie 49 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,493 {\an8}before it gets totally ruined for me. 50 00:01:58,576 --> 00:01:59,702 {\an8}Ooh, date night! 51 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,247 {\an8}I'll go change my bra. 52 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,332 {\an8}I want to see Radioactive Man Re-Rises. 53 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:06,376 {\an8}If Bart's going, I'm going! 54 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,586 {\an8}If Grampa's going, I'm going! 55 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,256 {\an8}If you all go, then I have to pay for a babysitter. 56 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:12,715 {\an8}We'll call that nice girl 57 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,176 {\an8}who's getting her Masters in Child Development. 58 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,386 {\an8}Emily-Beth? 59 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,595 {\an8}We can't afford Emily-Beth! 60 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,597 {\an8}She brings her own puppets! 61 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,891 {\an8}(cooing) 62 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,434 {\an8}Bye-bye, Maggie! 63 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,186 {\an8}Bye-bye, money. 64 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:28,439 {\an8}Two adults, two kids, 65 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:31,276 {\an8}and one senior with the mind of a baby so he should be free. 66 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,195 For the 3-D show, that'll be $72. 67 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,197 -What?! -Or, for ten dollars more, 68 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:40,201 you can see it in IMAX Hobbit Frame Rate 69 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:41,327 Virtual Reality Vision. 70 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,328 (moviegoers shuddering) 71 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:43,621 (vomits) 72 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:51,212 All right, movie, you better be worth it. 73 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:52,630 (dramatic music plays) 74 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,389 (engines revving) 75 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,391 (dancers screaming) 76 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,688 HOMER: The motorcycle dudes are chicks! 77 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:10,481 I wonder what else is chicks? 78 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,820 (women gasping) 79 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:21,242 ♪ ♪ 80 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,452 Don't ask. 81 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:23,828 Do smell. 82 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,538 ANNOUNCER: Also available in "Arctic Slut," 83 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,165 "Morning After Melon" and "Elon Musk." 84 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:28,750 Hey... they tricked us! 85 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,293 That's a commercial! 86 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,629 If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, 87 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,297 I'd sign up for Hulu Plus! 88 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,506 Shh! 89 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,841 You're shushing me? 90 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,384 This guy's on his cell phone, 91 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,428 she's texting, he's sexting, 92 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:43,431 and that guy brought a baby to a 9:00 movie! 93 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,266 That's negative, man. 94 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,185 What happened to the movies? 95 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:50,146 First they got worse than TV, and now this! 96 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,024 (all gasping) 97 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:54,359 (yelling) 98 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,611 And stay out! 99 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:57,946 (Homer moans) 100 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,364 Chins up, Homer. 101 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,658 You don't need a theater to watch the movie. 102 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,118 You just have to illegally download it. 103 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,453 Illegally download it? 104 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:06,788 Is that legal? 105 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,414 Who knows? But it sure is easy. 106 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,707 I'll walk you through it. 107 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,042 All you have to do is... 108 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:12,543 ANNOUNCER: The FOX network forbids 109 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,753 the broadcast of step-by-step instructions 110 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:16,214 for illegally downloading copyrighted intellectual property. 111 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:17,674 In the meantime, please enjoy this footage 112 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,884 from NASCAR's 2011 Martinsville Cup. 113 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,637 (engines roaring) 114 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,516 Wow, that was easy. 115 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,518 All I had to do was click on... 116 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,687 (engines roaring) 117 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,148 And play! 118 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:37,235 ♪ ♪ 119 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:38,861 Bless you, boy. 120 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,322 That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer 121 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,658 that I can talk about with you in the room. 122 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,326 How did you know how to do that? 123 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,828 I'm under 30. 124 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:49,247 Guys, guys, I saw the Radioactive Man movie! 125 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,332 Here's my ten favorite scenes from worst to best. 126 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,210 Number ten: when what's-his-name did that stuff with those dudes. 127 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,504 -Number nine... -Uh, Homer, that movie's been talked out. 128 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:58,423 We're discussing the new James Bond flick. 129 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:00,550 I like that James Bond is ugly now. 130 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,677 I like that he doesn't have any gadgets. 131 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,220 I like that he's not good at shooting, 132 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,597 doesn't say funny quips, or do any James Bond stuff. 133 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,141 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 134 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:09,642 Homer, go to the theater and see the movie. 135 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,060 (scoffs) Theaters? 136 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,687 All I need to see this movie 137 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:15,440 is a laptop and a website based in a country 138 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:18,192 that's really just an offshore oil platform. 139 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,403 Care to join me? 140 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,448 ♪ ♪ 141 00:05:23,531 --> 00:05:25,408 That was so much better than the cinema. 142 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,201 It mixes the wonder of movie-going 143 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,870 with the rush of stealing. 144 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:31,622 All we want is brand-new, big budget entertainment 145 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,291 in our homes for nothin'. 146 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:35,043 Why doesn't Hollywood get that? 147 00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:39,547 Gentlemen, I am inspired to create a theater for the people... 148 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,799 an experience free of all the nuisances 149 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,886 and gouging of modern-day moviegoing! 150 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:47,472 Yeah, no more jerks talking on their cell phones! 151 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:49,932 No more jerks telling me not to talk on my cell phone! 152 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,684 And best of all... 153 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,353 we'll never have to sit through 154 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,022 another annoying commercial again! 155 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:05,156 Welcome to "Cinema Pirate-diso." 156 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:07,325 Tonight's movie is Life is Funny, 157 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:09,243 directed by Judd Apatow. 158 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,412 It's based on his life, starring his family 159 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,331 and ad-libbed by his friends. 160 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:16,584 So for the next three and a half hours, enjoy! 161 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:19,587 (frustrated groan) 162 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:22,715 Did you just pass gas while we were making love? 163 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,635 You're the one who hired the Korean taco truck 164 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:28,012 for our private school fund-raiser. 165 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,138 (chuckles) 166 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,099 I live it, he writes it. 167 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,600 ♪ ♪ 168 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,022 Well, what did you think? 169 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,274 We may be going to Hell for seeing "side bosom," 170 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,777 but this backyard is a little slice of Heaven, 171 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,445 all thanks to Homer Simpson! 172 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:45,780 (cheering) 173 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:47,281 This is fun! 174 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,075 And it was so nice of the movie company 175 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,952 to let you show their film. 176 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,870 Let me? Uh, sweetheart, 177 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,790 I downloaded it off the Internet... 178 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,542 illegally. 179 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,627 An illegal download? 180 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:02,964 But Hollywood says stealing from Hollywood is wrong. 181 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:05,216 (scoffs) Why should a regular guy like me 182 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,884 have to spend 15 bucks a ticket 183 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,220 so studios can pay huge salaries 184 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:12,515 to the Air Buds and Ray Liottas of the world? 185 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,392 Oh! 186 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:17,395 When I watched that pirated movie, 187 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:19,313 I was stealing with my eyes. 188 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,649 So I'm repaying the good people in Hollywood 189 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:24,068 for the ticket I should have bought. 190 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,112 Now this money will end up in the hands 191 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:27,697 of the talented people 192 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:30,950 who make magic happen on the silver screen. 193 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:40,042 (inhales) Ah... 194 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:43,087 (startled gasp) 195 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,755 Karen, get me the FBI! 196 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,048 Karen! 197 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,259 {\an8}(dramatic music) 198 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:01,439 You people joined this squad for one reason: 199 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:03,232 to fight movie pirates. 200 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,901 I wanted to catch serial killers. 201 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,903 "I wanted to catch serial killers." 202 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,738 From now on, you will lay down your lives 203 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,990 to protect America's chick flicks, buddy comedies, 204 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:14,160 and steady stream of animated misfires. 205 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:17,163 Sir, you have to see this. 206 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:18,456 "Took it off the Web... 207 00:08:18,539 --> 00:08:19,665 watched for free... 208 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,667 never pay for a movie again"? 209 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,003 Men, set your guns on "kill." 210 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,631 We're going after Homer Simpson. 211 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:28,049 I now present, 212 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:30,134 direct from the computer of an angry editor 213 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,969 at a special effects house, 214 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,972 Cosmic Wars Episode Seven. 215 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,517 (epic orchestral theme playing) 216 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:46,734 (audience cheering) 217 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:49,820 My childhood has been un-ruined! 218 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,209 Listen up, seat meat! 219 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,752 You are all in violation of 220 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:07,213 Title 17 of the U.S. Copyright Code. 221 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,297 (all gasping) 222 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,132 Easy there, hotshot. 223 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,343 All the people are doing is watching a movie. 224 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,637 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 225 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,972 I'm not wearing an undershirt 226 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,474 and my badge is poking into my skin. 227 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,976 What's going on here? 228 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,894 Is there a fondler in the neighborhood? 229 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,229 I'm here to arrest 230 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,022 and hopefully stage the prison suicide 231 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,024 of the mastermind of this operation-- 232 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,401 Homer Simpson! 233 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,236 Ooh, mastermind. 234 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:32,780 We got our man, thanks to a tip 235 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:35,241 from a heroic American snitch. 236 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,994 (gasps) One of you turned me in? 237 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,663 Who was it? 238 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:41,914 You! 239 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,959 Superintendent Chalmers, 240 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,586 you never forgave me for that time 241 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,005 we wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that luau! 242 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,049 They're gonna take Dad! 243 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,093 -We gotta do something! -I'm on it. 244 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:03,352 (screams) Copyrighted material! 245 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,687 Don't look at it! 246 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,606 Someone sell me a ticket! 247 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,190 Ear plugs in! Blinders on! 248 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,692 We trained for this! 249 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:19,076 (gunshot) 250 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,871 (grunting) 251 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,335 From now on, 252 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,045 the only place you'll be watching movies 253 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,422 without having to buy a ticket is jail. 254 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:35,259 Oh... oh... (whimpers) 255 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,262 Baby, promise me you'll find out who turned me in. 256 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,930 (moans) 257 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,266 It's probably someone I would never suspect. 258 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,101 Never suspect. 259 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,686 (moans) 260 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,272 Your moans of sympathy are all I have. 261 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,274 Oh... 262 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,151 HOMER: Whoever did this to me will be haunted 263 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,945 by unbearable guilt forever! 264 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,531 Forever! 265 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,874 What are you guys in for? 266 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,250 Bank robbery. 267 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,670 Drug trafficking. What about you? 268 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,463 -Movie piracy. -(all gasp) 269 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:13,923 People in show business 270 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,883 work hard to make those movies. 271 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:20,137 My media stocks under-performed because of people like you. 272 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,556 My brother lost his job as a grip 273 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,017 on a movie set because of piracy. 274 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,811 He had to sell his Jet Ski. 275 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:30,272 A grip without a Jet Ski ain't no grip at all! 276 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,400 (yelling) 277 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,903 Oh, you're about to find out 278 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:39,323 what we do to copyright infringers. 279 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,324 (yelling) 280 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,992 (tires screech) 281 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,538 (all clamoring) 282 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,294 -(train horn blowing in distance) -Uh... huh? 283 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,046 -(horn blowing) -(screams) 284 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,550 (men yelling) 285 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,719 (grunting) 286 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,057 (screams) 287 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:09,520 Whoo-hoo! 288 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,032 It's almost like having Dad here. 289 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,660 Only with less growling when I go near his food. 290 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,288 I just want to know who dropped the dime on Dad. 291 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,622 Lousy rat. 292 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,041 Maybe the person that turned your father in 293 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,711 thought they were doing the right thing. 294 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,546 Homer just pirated a movie. 295 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,506 It's not the worst thing Dad ever did. 296 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,134 It's not even the worst kind of pirate Dad's ever been. 297 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:41,385 Lisa, tell your brother 298 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,471 that stealing is wrong, no matter what. 299 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,722 I don't know. 300 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,016 It wasn't like Dad was stealing for himself. 301 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,186 He created this wonderful experience for the whole town. 302 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,938 I just can't imagine anyone turning him in. 303 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,568 (door creaking open) 304 00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:01,071 -Dad, Dad, you're back, you're back! -Dad, you're back! 305 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,657 Homer, what are you doing out of prison? 306 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,826 You have to go back and give yourself up. 307 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,620 I can't go back to jail! 308 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:11,040 There's no shampoo, just soap! 309 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,542 Wait, I know one place in Springfield 310 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,754 that doesn't care about Internet piracy laws. 311 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,509 Thanks for taking us in. 312 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,178 Our family always appreciates asylum. 313 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,932 (laughs) This consulate is like being on Swedish soil. 314 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,726 You're as safe here as you would be in the Skatteskrapan. 315 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,977 (whistles) 316 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:36,106 Your country doesn't think illegally downloading movies is wrong? 317 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,316 The people of Sweden believe 318 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,527 all movies should be shared freely. 319 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,362 How is that not stealing? 320 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:44,406 Bah, your Hollywood studios are the real thieves, 321 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,785 claiming all their hit movies have lost money. 322 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,037 I spit on their bookkeeping. 323 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,915 Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to Taken 324 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,875 where The Hangover guys get taken 325 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,544 and the only ones that can rescue them 326 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,212 is Fast and Furious. 327 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,965 Aw, man, I would love to pirate that. 328 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,926 As would the proud people of Sweden. 329 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,469 (sirens blaring) 330 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,304 (tires screeching) 331 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,308 They've found us! 332 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,561 There's only one surefire way to get fugitives 333 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,312 out of a foreign building-- 334 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,189 blasting death metal. 335 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,651 ♪ Respecting the law, respecting the law ♪ 336 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,821 ♪ Copyright law, copyright law ♪ 337 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,322 ♪ Copyright law, copyright law... ♪ 338 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,158 You like this? 339 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,828 Oh-oh, Swedes love death metal. 340 00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,664 It reminds us of death. 341 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:37,251 Damn those Peace Prize-giving fish-smokers. 342 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:42,882 I'm so tired of being trapped in this embassy. 343 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,300 Consulate. 344 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,843 Consulates are regional offices, 345 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,262 which serve the embassy in the capitol. 346 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,641 Thank you so much for sticking with me through all this. 347 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,935 You're the greatest wife in the world. 348 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,645 (moaning) 349 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,606 It was me! 350 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,941 I was the one who told the FBI. 351 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,112 You? How could you? 352 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,864 You're my own flesh and blood. 353 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,617 I was just trying to do the right thing. 354 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,410 Who would've thought the authorities 355 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:14,038 would use a confession against me? 356 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:17,124 Have you forgotten what you promised at our wedding? 357 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,584 To love and cherish? 358 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,127 To aid and abet? 359 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,963 I never wanted to say funny vows. 360 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,049 Well, you did! And they got laughs. 361 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,634 Solid laughs! 362 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,260 I didn't mean for this to happen, 363 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,471 but you were stealing. 364 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,182 All I ever had was you looking out for me. 365 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,809 I got nothing now. 366 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,739 ♪ ♪ 367 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,802 All rise in the matter of The People v. Homer Simpson. 368 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:13,347 The people call Hollywood ultra-producer, Judd Apatow. 369 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,849 Homer Simpson is an enemy of art. 370 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,310 Art created by writers, directors, 371 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,855 and the guy who uses a computer to erase or enhance nipples. 372 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,274 {\an8}And not just the people who dream for a living, 373 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,276 {\an8}but the people who depend on us. 374 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,945 The spin class instructors, 375 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,614 the personal rabbis, Seth Rogen. 376 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,242 (laughing) 377 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,537 (crying) It's true. I need him. 378 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,081 I saw a bootleg DVD of The 40 Year Old Virgin 379 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,916 for sale at a car wash. 380 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,961 They left off my director's commentary! 381 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,046 It didn't even have a blooper reel! 382 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,172 (all groaning) 383 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,841 (gavel banging) 384 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,676 Homer Simpson, you have been found guilty 385 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,636 of illegal reproduction and distribution 386 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,263 of copyrighted material. 387 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,682 Before sentencing, do you have anything to say for yourself? 388 00:16:56,765 --> 00:17:00,769 -No. -Homer, tell them your side of the story. 389 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,148 I know I hurt you, but please trust me now. 390 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,524 It'll work. 391 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,944 You know what, Judge Apatow? 392 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,696 I do have something to say. 393 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,323 These movie people may say I'm a pirate, 394 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,742 but I'm just a man. 395 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,327 A man who loved Hollywood too much. 396 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,205 So I made my own rules and fought the big guys 397 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,708 who tried to destroy my way of life. 398 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,293 He doesn't sound like a villain. 399 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,836 He sounds like a classic underdog. 400 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,838 He's the unlikeliest of heroes! 401 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,715 But where's the love story? 402 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,550 At first my wife didn't believe in me. 403 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,970 Maybe we forgot why we fell in love in the first place. 404 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,182 But when times seemed darkest, one minute ago, 405 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,226 she was there and gave me the strength and courage 406 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,520 to fight for what I believe in. 407 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,483 He's a downloading David versus a greedy Goliath. 408 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,486 An Erin Brockovich but with more cleavage! 409 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,780 Two, three... Good Lord, he's hitting 410 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,074 all four quadrants! 411 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,285 One family, against all odds, took on the system... 412 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,245 and lost. 413 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,914 (clamoring) 414 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,249 Mr. Simpson, I'd like to buy the rights to make a movie 415 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,876 based on your true story. 416 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,503 I'm attached as executive producer! 417 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,712 Attached! Attached! 418 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,757 One movie? We envision a trilogy. 419 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,926 Will Smith's family wants to play your family. 420 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,052 I'd be Jaden. 421 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,137 (all clamoring) 422 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:22,559 On behalf of Hollywood, we are dropping all charges. 423 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,603 -(cheering) -These people hate my dad. 424 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,855 How can they want to make a movie about him? 425 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,816 Hollywood may be run by big corporations 426 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,318 trying to squash people, but they make movies 427 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,570 about people standing up to big corporations 428 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,948 trying to squash them and winning. 429 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,909 I'll sign with whoever can convince Channing Tatum 430 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,537 to gain the most weight to play me. 431 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,629 ALL: Surprise! 432 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,047 What the hell is all this? 433 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,465 We're so excited about your movie 434 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,300 that we're having a special screening. 435 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,886 But the movie isn't in theaters till next week. 436 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,847 Yeah, we ripped a version off Bootleg Bay 437 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,557 just like you taught us. 438 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,058 It's still got timecode on it, 439 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,144 but, otherwise, it's a clean copy. 440 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,645 (chuckles) 441 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,981 You're pirating my movie? 442 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,984 The hell you are! Piracy is stealing! 443 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:15,112 You're taking money out of my family's mouths! 444 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,155 (gasping) 445 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,283 But the movie is... it-it's about you pirating movies. 446 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,285 Oh, that's Hollywood fantasy. 447 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:25,205 We live in the real world, where I have something called... 448 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,833 prof-it par-tic-i-pa-tion. 449 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,043 That's negative, man. 450 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,795 Oh, Homie... 451 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:36,300 Now all of you go see my movie in the theater the day it opens! 452 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,302 No bargain matinees! 453 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,387 And tell your friends it was great! 454 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:43,473 Buy the stuff they advertise in the commercials before it! 455 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,560 Homer in the movie wears Ask Body Spray, 456 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,228 and so should you! 457 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,647 Don't ask! Do smell! 458 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,274 Homie, do you really think you should be... 459 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,483 Up-bup-bup-bup-bup! 460 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:57,029 What have we learned about not blindly supporting our husband? 461 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,573 Ask Body Spray! 462 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,007 But then when times seemed darkest, 463 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,551 she was there; she gave me the strength and courage 464 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,595 to fight for what I believe in. 465 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,555 On behalf of Hollywood, 466 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,267 we're dropping all charges! 467 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,852 (cheering) 468 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,439 (laughing) 469 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,858 So what do you think, Lis? Who are the good guys here, 470 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,611 the media companies or the Internet freedom guys? 471 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,239 Well, both groups claim their intentions are noble, 472 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,407 but at the end of the day, they're both trying to steal 473 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,451 as much money as they can. 474 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:46,703 So... everyone's a pirate? 475 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,455 And the worst one of all is... 476 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,040 {\an8}(Seth Rogen laughing) 477 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,167 -(crowd murmuring) -Shh! 478 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:40,007 Subtitled by Jimmy Boots