1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,004 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,432 (bell dinging) 3 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,561 (burps) 4 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:21,980 (whistle blows) 5 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,231 (Lenny yells) 6 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,453 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,538 (playing lively jazz music) 8 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,711 (grunts) 9 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:01,895 (horn honks) 10 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:06,107 D'oh! 11 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,942 (grunts) 12 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,945 ♪ ♪ 13 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,697 FLANDERS: Okily dokily. 14 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:17,118 Aw, our own home. 15 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:20,371 ♪ ♪ 16 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,380 (Grampa snoring) 17 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,467 All right. Takeout Chinese. 18 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:34,260 Everyone can have their favorite thing. 19 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,471 Bart, General Tso's chicken. 20 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:39,390 For Lisa, Pacifist Tso's tofu. 21 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:42,060 For Maggie, Kung Pao Cheerios. 22 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,395 And, Homer, I've got your favorite... 23 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,064 Favorite? That's my favorite. 24 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:47,941 ...MSG. 25 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:51,194 Mmm. 26 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,570 Ah, needs salt. 27 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,280 (cell phone ringing) 28 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:56,866 Y'ello. 29 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,326 Ahoy-hoy, Simpson. 30 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,120 I have four seats to tonight's basketball joust, 31 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,205 and you were at the top of my list. 32 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,592 So, what do you say? 33 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:15,969 Thank you, Mr. Burns. 34 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,762 Oh, boy, courtside seats. 35 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,681 I feel like Billy Crystal's doctor. 36 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:20,974 Who was that? 37 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,976 You'll never believe it. We just got... 38 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,645 HOMER'S BRAIN: Homer, wait. You don't want to go with them. 39 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:27,147 Why not? They're my family. 40 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,315 Sweetie, I know that you're talking to your brain. 41 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:32,318 Why don't you just do whatever your heart tells you? 42 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,820 Ugh, not that guy. 43 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:36,030 (shouts) I'm numb. 44 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,740 Chest pains! 45 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:43,079 Just go to the game with your friends. 46 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,747 Brain, you're the greatest. 47 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,583 Is there anything I can do for you? 48 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,918 Yeah, you could read a book once in a while. 49 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,420 D'oh! 50 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,591 Carl, I got courtside seats! 51 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,718 Lenny, I got courtside seats! 52 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,845 Barney, I got courtside seats! 53 00:02:58,928 --> 00:02:59,888 I'm in. 54 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,514 Who's on trial? 55 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:04,142 You guys got courtside seats? I'd love to go. 56 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,144 Just let me lock up the good liquor. 57 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:12,192 Uh, sorry, we only have four tickets. 58 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,943 Me, Lenny, Carl and Barney. 59 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,445 You really don't want me? 60 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,280 I, uh, I thought we was friends. 61 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:18,740 Yeah, we did, too. 62 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,617 Then we realized you were serving us beer 63 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:21,951 that's mostly suds. 64 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,621 Also, your chicken wings weren't chicken. 65 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,623 Hey, meat's meat. Although none of it was meat. 66 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,166 Look, hey, where we going with this? 67 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,751 You're not invited, Moe. 68 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,045 Hey, wha...? 69 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:33,880 LENNY: Not invited, not invited. 70 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:36,382 BARNEY: Who's on trial? 71 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,301 ♪ ♪ 72 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:50,647 Wow. Wow. I am truly alone in this world. 73 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,024 ROBOTIC FEMALE VOICE: No, you're not. 74 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:55,902 Uh, thanks, uh, Anti-Suicide Keychain. 75 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,111 ROBOTIC FEMALE VOICE: You're welcome. 76 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,529 I care about you... 77 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,073 MOE (on keychain): Uh, Moe Szyslak. 78 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,574 ROBOTIC FEMALE VOICE: ...very much. 79 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:02,784 (sniffles) 80 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,250 Uh, Moe, about last night... 81 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,960 Yeah, on the house, fellas. 82 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,086 (all gasp) 83 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,129 And I got new cocktail napkins 84 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,048 that ain't just unpaid parking tickets. 85 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:19,008 See? Yeah, huh? 86 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,468 How about that? 87 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:23,388 Why you being so nice to us after we rejected you? 88 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,557 Well, maybe the problem wasn't youse, maybe it was mees. 89 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,810 So, I'se, uh, sprucing up the bar, 90 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,854 trying to make things nice, you know, like they used to be. 91 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:35,858 Hey! It's the Pin Pals, our old bowling team! 92 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,610 Those were great times. 93 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,404 Them were the best times. 94 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,656 Closer than brothers, we was, says I. 95 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:44,742 Then Apu had his octopuses, and suddenly he didn't have time 96 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:47,662 to bowl with his buddies five nights a week. 97 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,872 But as I said, great times. 98 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,422 Guys, I think we should reform the Pin Pals, 99 00:04:57,505 --> 00:05:00,842 but this time with me, Lenny, Carl and Moe! 100 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,927 (gasps) Oh, guys, I would love to! 101 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,346 But I can't bowl no more. 102 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,016 I got beer-pull tunnel syndrome. 103 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,893 Ow! 104 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,771 Another, please. 105 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,024 Ow! 106 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,193 It's a little short. 107 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,987 (grunts in pain) 108 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,823 I guess you'll have to ask Barney to bowl with ya's. 109 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,451 -Do they have beer? -Yes. 110 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,703 To bowling! 111 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,371 ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 112 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,873 ♪ But I get up again ♪ 113 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:33,875 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down... ♪ 114 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,670 Moe, this is for you. 115 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:40,840 Ah. 116 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,967 -What do you say? -Coach? Terrific! 117 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,970 I love screaming at people who are trying their best. 118 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,430 OTHERS: To Moe! 119 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,140 What are you doing? Don't drink that. 120 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:50,475 You're in training. 121 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,726 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 122 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:54,020 ♪ Boys are back in town... ♪ 123 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:58,816 A lot of music in this episode. 124 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,152 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 125 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,696 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 126 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,239 ♪ Boys are back in town ♪ 127 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,699 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 128 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,409 ♪ The boys are back ♪ 129 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,994 (electricity crackles) 130 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:19,754 (electricity crackles) 131 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,339 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 132 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:22,799 ♪ Boys are back in town ♪ 133 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:28,513 ♪ I said the boys are back in town ♪ 134 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:31,224 ♪ The boys are back in town... ♪ 135 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:34,435 Okay, sidekicks, back in our shadows. 136 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,819 CHOIR: ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 137 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,071 ♪ Hallelujah. ♪ 138 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:55,206 -Yay! -Yay! 139 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,344 We made it, boys. 140 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:12,140 Going to the state finals in Capital City! 141 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,933 (grunting) 142 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:17,520 Uh, sorry, that's where we store our extra balls. 143 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,522 Quick! Rest his head! 144 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,233 Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. 145 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:24,444 Ow! Ow! 146 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,822 MOE: All right, the state finals. 147 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:31,784 If we win this, the next tournament is on ESPN8. 148 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,911 All right, guys, don't be yokels. 149 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,456 Just act like you seen it all before. 150 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,124 Holy crap! 151 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,834 (classical music playing) 152 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,548 (electronic dance music playing) 153 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,477 Uh, it says we're on lane 17. 154 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,021 Wow! Topiary lane numbers. 155 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,231 I'll bet they're plastic. 156 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,734 Yep, they are, but don't tell management. 157 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,112 So I guess we're playing you guys, huh? 158 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,530 Best two out of three. 159 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,908 I'm Reynolds. We're high-frequency traders. 160 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,494 I was the model for The Wolf of Wall Street. 161 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,996 I was the model for American Psycho. 162 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:21,792 I was a model for toe fungus in a Dr. Scholl's commercial. 163 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,670 -And I was... -I'll give you $100 to stop talking. 164 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,964 Deal! 165 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,884 Hey, and here's a hundred for you for looking at me 166 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:32,845 like I am the most amazing thing you ever saw. 167 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,723 I think I'm giving you a $500 look. 168 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:38,226 Well, here's $400, and screw you. 169 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:41,270 Wow. I finally found my path in life: 170 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,647 socio. 171 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,066 Hey, Harold, buddy. 172 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,151 You know, I was wondering... 173 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,530 Excuse me. Why cheeseburgers? 174 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,115 The cheese holds it together in flight. Duh. 175 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,952 I mean, why do you throw them at good people? 176 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,411 Question time is over. 177 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,330 Really hope that social worker pays better 178 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:00,957 by the time you grow up. 179 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,625 (chuckles) Social worker. 180 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,002 Hey. This little dingus gets it. 181 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,504 All right, little man. 182 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:09,048 From now on, we're gonna call you McDingus. 183 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,092 You're treating me like dirt. 184 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,510 (chuckles) I belong. 185 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,053 (phone vibrates) 186 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,597 I'm wearing a new hat! 187 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,228 I'm gonna show you that the one thing in the world 188 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,647 that you're a little bit good at, I'm better. 189 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:25,898 Okey-doke. 190 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,027 Damn it! 191 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,237 All right, now, listen to me. 192 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,114 These stuffed suits don't stand a chance 193 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,740 against us working joes. 194 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,701 -Because we got... -Moxie? 195 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,202 -Eh, no. -Uh, grit? 196 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,662 Nah, we're pretty grit-less. 197 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,372 Well, what have we got? 198 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:42,873 My stepdad is Lebanese. 199 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,625 We are a damn rainbow! 200 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:45,876 -Yay! -Yeah! 201 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,176 We win. We win! 202 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,803 The first out of three! 203 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,680 Huh! I haven't been this confident 204 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,974 since I saw La La Land win Best Picture 205 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,767 and turned off my TV. 206 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:02,935 Good win, you guys. 207 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,145 Lunch is on us. 208 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,647 Wow! Is that a Visa double diamond card? 209 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,442 Yep. Doesn't have to be inserted or swiped. 210 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:11,736 -It just knows. -Wow! 211 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,238 -(zapping) -It can sense that you're poor. 212 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:19,118 Once again they substitute rhino for narwhal. 213 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,495 (scoffs) It's like they think we won't notice. 214 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:25,082 Thanks for lunch. 215 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,877 And now you'll be eating crow for dessert. 216 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,837 Uh, side note-- I have actually eaten crow. 217 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,340 It is not bad. Tastes like seagull. 218 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,926 Chang-stein, I bet you that I can break down 219 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:40,765 this loser right here in, oh, 15 seconds. 220 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:44,894 Moe, I would like to ask you about your last birthday. 221 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,562 W-Why? W-What have you heard? 222 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,813 Did you have a party? 223 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,398 -No, sir. -(Lisa groans) 224 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,317 -Cake? -No. -(Lisa whimpers) 225 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,736 Ah, man, it looks like he's tearing Moe a new one. 226 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,529 Well, most of his old ones are pretty bad, 227 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,073 so that could be a good thing. 228 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,658 So, did you leave your house? 229 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,284 No. (sobs) 230 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,327 Any phone calls? 231 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,287 -Y-Yes. -Meant for you? 232 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,873 No! (sobbing) 233 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:09,043 I pretended to be someone who was interested 234 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,712 in carpet cleaning. 235 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,006 (watch chiming) 236 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,551 Um, that's time, and he is definitely crying, so you win. 237 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,471 Bart, you don't want to be with these guys. 238 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:21,722 They're monsters. 239 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,974 Hey, their 401(k)s are monsters. 240 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,686 Do you even know what a 401(k) is? 241 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,479 I assume it's a gun. 242 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,481 Yeah, well, I may not have much, 243 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,775 but I got some things that matter, huh? 244 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,194 My bar, my friends, my good name. 245 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,529 OTHERS: Hear, hear! 246 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,989 All right, well, if you believe in your friends so much, 247 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,867 how about we make a little wager on the match? 248 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,787 -Uh, oh, can I bet on youse to win? -No. 249 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,790 Careful, Moe. I got a bad feeling about this. 250 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,334 Just leave us be, huh? 251 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,962 All right, how about this? If we win the next two games, 252 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,006 your bar is ours, and you have to change 253 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,883 your, uh, good name. 254 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,177 LENNY: I got a bad feeling. 255 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,179 ALL (chanting): Bad feeling, bad feeling, 256 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:04,932 (all gasp) 257 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:08,060 But if I win, I want something I can share with my friends. 258 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,021 Something only a rich guy like you can give us. 259 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,441 Let's do this. 260 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,943 MOE: Look at me, Moe Szyslak, shaking hands with a guy 261 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:19,196 wearing a shirt worth more than I'll earn in my entire life. 262 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:23,284 REYNOLDS: Ugh, it feels like I'm shaking hands with a squid. 263 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:26,287 No, the squid has a much firmer grip. 264 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,706 REYNOLDS: Hey, Pin Gals. 265 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,916 ALL: Wha...? 266 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,711 Hey, hey, hey, we ain't afraid of no bowling shirts. 267 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:35,880 They're not shirts; it's compression wear, 268 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,757 which increases blood flow to our arms 269 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,592 and decreases wind resistance. 270 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,721 Oh, yeah! 271 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,556 They know two-handed bowling. 272 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,891 Hey, we been hustled! 273 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,976 Huh, if you can't trust hedge fund guys, 274 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,269 who can you trust? 275 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,147 (pins clatter) 276 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,398 Nice toss. 277 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,025 Um, nobody likes suck-ups. 278 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,235 All right? Cheeseburger. 279 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,113 I want to help you stand up to them. 280 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,323 But they're traders. 281 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,617 All we know is how to collect information. 282 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,744 Everyone has a weak spot. 283 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,997 We will aggregate their emotional responses 284 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,416 and run a regression through the data. 285 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,418 Thanks for dumbing it down for us. 286 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,462 Polish your balls? 287 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,506 Man, this alley does everything. 288 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:21,217 Oh, I don't work for the alley. 289 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,427 No, indeed. 290 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,308 Bart? 291 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,310 Hey, Mom, I got a question for you. 292 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,021 -Am I too young to start drinking vodka? -Yes. 293 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,148 Wish you would've told me that an hour ago. 294 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,025 Here's a little "don't tell Homer" money. 295 00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,694 If you love money with all your heart, 296 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,696 the money will never love you back. 297 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,782 Will having no money make me happy? 298 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:47,076 No. 299 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,702 Does Bill Gates love his wife? 300 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,121 Melinda? Of course he does. 301 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,500 They started a foundation that does wonderful things. 302 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,502 -With money, right? -Yes. 303 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,630 So, money's the answer for everything. 304 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,341 Have a C-note, sweetheart. 305 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,552 -She gets it. -Oh! 306 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,141 Whew, they really kicked our butts. 307 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,144 (pants) I'm gonna lose my bar and my name. 308 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,980 No Moe, no tavern, nothing. 309 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,566 I'm gonna jump into that empty elevator shaft! 310 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,859 Moe, no! 311 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,110 (panting) 312 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,695 (screams) 313 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:27,449 I just, uh... I can't win. 314 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,660 (straining) 315 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:32,288 Oh, yeah, now we're getting somewhere. (grunts) 316 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,000 ♪ ♪ 317 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,593 All right, we've come to that time-- 318 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,720 the time where I give that inspirational speech 319 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,430 I've been keeping in my pocket. 320 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:50,639 (clears throat) 321 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,808 You have given this lonely little man 322 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,561 a reason to get up every single day, 323 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,938 and that is why I love youse, Marge. 324 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,857 I mean, uh, Pin Pals. Pin Pals. 325 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,150 (cheering) 326 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,568 And we got a secret weapon. 327 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,778 This guy is sober. 328 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:08,032 I am, because of the love of your sister. 329 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,617 Now, just so you know, that was, 330 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,327 that was a catfish thing, right? 331 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,953 What's a "catfish" thing? 332 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,955 I'll explain it to you after the match. 333 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,290 Just don't drink. 334 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,876 You know how, uh, how Miriam hates it. 335 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:22,463 You know, you sister looks just like Jennifer Lawrence. 336 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:25,174 And all her pictures say "Getty Images." 337 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,593 Yeah, that's-that's a problem with your computer. 338 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,970 Just stay sober, huh? 339 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,055 Mm-hmm. 340 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,724 Huh? 341 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:36,226 (choir singing ethereal music) 342 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:43,192 Hey, have you ever tasted liquid gold? 343 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,784 You realize that was a thousand-dollar swallow. 344 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,872 Return... to me. 345 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,958 (classical music playing) 346 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,505 (Chewbacca-like growl) 347 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:08,175 ("Little Green Bag" by George Baker Selection playing) 348 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,511 ♪ ♪ 349 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,519 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 350 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,734 (music stops) 351 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,657 Oh, what do you want? 352 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,617 Fair warning: we have combed through 353 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:37,246 all the emotional data on you to find your soft targets. 354 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,956 What the hell are you talking about? 355 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:42,209 You'll see, in just 15 seconds. 356 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,670 Reynolds, artificial intelligence 357 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,589 is just three months away from taking your job. 358 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,592 Without my job, I... I'm just a douche. 359 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,678 You don't know that the other two 360 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,596 are sleeping with your wife. 361 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,683 I thought you were, but you?! 362 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,727 You're all about your BMW, 363 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,104 but you couldn't afford the sport package. 364 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,231 -(Wilhelm scream) -(buzzer sounds) 365 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:08,402 And I win, just like all good people always win. 366 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,071 -McDingus. -Yes, Father? 367 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:14,033 Throw this at your sister. 368 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,367 You won't do it, Bart. 369 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,036 Why not? It's you and it's me, 370 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,038 and it wastes food. 371 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,040 You won't do it because, deep down, 372 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,292 there's something weird that connects us. 373 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,376 You're crazy. 374 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,961 Neither of us admits it, 375 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,296 but it's there. 376 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,339 I hold myself out to you. 377 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,676 Go on, make my face the home of the Whopper. 378 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,845 I-I can't do it. 379 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,222 You do like me. You do! 380 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,601 And we'll always keep this burger as a symbol of our fr... 381 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,436 (chewing noisily) 382 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,522 May I wax your alley? 383 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,191 Will you get out of here?! 384 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,985 All right, this is it, the tenth frame, the final frame. 385 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,322 The frame where you start looking for your regular shoes. 386 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,076 All right, Barney, just do your thing. No pressure. 387 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,577 Here's a picture of my sister 388 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,621 in the movie Silver Linings Playbook. 389 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,289 -Take a look. -(burps) 390 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,583 Hey, you guys liquored him up! 391 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:08,420 Don't worry, Moe, I can still win the spelling bee. 392 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,880 "Recidivism." 393 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,299 "R"... um... 394 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,510 Eh, because of this idiot, Homer, 395 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,011 we need three strikes from you. 396 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,514 I just want to know what it's like to be a winner, huh? 397 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,723 Just one time. 398 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,683 What about that Women in Film award? 399 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,811 -No, I stole that. -(others gasp) 400 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,897 Okay, Moe, for you, I'll do it. 401 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,154 We're gonna win. I'm not gonna have to start over again! 402 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,743 Because starting over, uh, what would that even mean? 403 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,829 ("La Vie en rose" playing) 404 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,460 (ship horn blows) 405 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,254 ♪ ♪ 406 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,264 That could be my reality. 407 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,432 Oh, my God, I got to lose this match. 408 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,809 Homer, no! 409 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,311 -Give me the ball! -I need it to bowl! 410 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,813 I don't want to win! 411 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,648 You're the worst coach ever! 412 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,483 -(grunting) -Just give me the damn ball! 413 00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,120 (cheering) 414 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,663 What's wrong, Moe? 415 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,291 -Yeah, we won. -Nothing. I just got to go back 416 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,459 to the worst thing in the world, huh? 417 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,628 Being me. (sighs heavily) 418 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,965 The guy you wouldn't even invite to a basketball game. 419 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,595 Wha... uh, d-did somebody say "wait"? 420 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,847 -OTHERS: No. -Well, I wouldn't come back now 421 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,515 if you begged me. 422 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,184 -LENNY: Wait! -Yeah? 423 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,810 Just making a point. 424 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,900 Surprise! 425 00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,610 You guys are my friends. 426 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,070 -That's right. -We sure are. 427 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,281 And we're gonna have a big party! 428 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,034 Right after we get back from the basketball game. 429 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,248 Eh, salt of the earth there. 430 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,419 All right, guys, since we won the championship, 431 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,338 those hedge fund do-rags have to deliver 432 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:18,675 an experience for me and my pals that only they can bring. 433 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,135 When does it start? 434 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,846 Right about... now. 435 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,313 Welcome to how I always feel. 436 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,443 Shh! 437 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,615 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH