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辛普森一家
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一个月前
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12对配偶来到这热带岛屿
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在经过紧急热气球着陆
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水母轰炸和收视率最高的
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哈密瓜弹射意外后
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只剩四对能继续挑战
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我是标签塔克 这是最精彩的探险秀
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只在一个地方拍摄的
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-《神奇之境》
-《神奇之境》
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《神奇之境》
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最后挑战是“跳跃睡莲叶”
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自从第22季的“美女与性感”后
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就没人挑战过“跳跃睡莲叶”了
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跳跃睡莲叶
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凯拉 别踩在叶茎上 会翻过去的
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你应该知道的 你可是人生导师啊
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-翻了啦
-翻了啦
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真是菜鸟
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海克特与奥黛丽张 你们赢得了
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张氏夫妇
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《神奇之境》
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-我猜中了
-妈 你总能猜中赢家
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怎么知道的
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你老爸也许会去老莫酒吧和看足球
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但我一直在追这个节目
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你喜欢冒险 头巾
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并让朋友们看你在电视上崩溃吗
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《神奇之境》第48季正在呼唤你
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不如你们也去参加吧
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一定能主导比赛
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不 我不能
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俗话说得好
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不尝试就绝不会失败
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但你每集节目都看过
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还听了导演评论
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甚至逼我们玩糟透了的家庭版游戏
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《神奇之境》光盘
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-去嘛 妈妈
-去试试嘛
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-去试试嘛
-试试看
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-去试试嘛
-试试看
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-去试试嘛
-试试看 妈妈
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佛罗里达运动汽车竞赛协会
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-去试试嘛
-试试看
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-去试试嘛 妈妈
-试试看
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试试看
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-去嘛
-妈妈
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-试试看
-为什么不去嘛
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-试试看
-去嘛
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我不会尝试的 所以给我住口
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我竟然对自己的孩子说了“住口”
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我变成了什么样的母亲啊
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宝贝 你早晚要跟他们说的
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说什么
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我们知道所有家族秘密
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比方说爸爸花掉了我们的大学基金
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投资了一家嚼烟咖啡连锁店
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浸淫渊薮在当时真的很棒
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我们只是没做好吐成那样的准备
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我还是坦白吧
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真正的悲剧是现在“咀嚼之屋”
垄断了整个嚼烟市场
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放弃 推迟 粉碎的梦想
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事实是我们尝试过
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很多次了
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为什么该选我们上《神奇之境》呢
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因为我们是从不争吵的好朋友
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我们经常会掐彼此的喉咙
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我们是摩托车手
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我们在角色扮演
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我们不知道你们想要什么
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请选我们吧
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你怎么还在试啊
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我们已经上过那个
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要爬进排水沟的节目了
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那只有你去 而且也不算节目
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是警察随身摄像机拍的
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那节目很好看呢
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在被拒绝46次后 我明白了
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他们不会选我们
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真人秀喜欢伤感的故事
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我们有满满一箱充满血泪的故事
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我有个会剪辑影片的妹妹
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而我则去喂狗狗吃棉花糖
看看会发生什么事
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黏腻大叔牌棉花糖
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春田市斯圭德波特
《神奇之境》今日选拔
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我们不是来这里交朋友的
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除非遇见很酷的人愿意当我朋友
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我在波霸奶茶店遇过很酷的人
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但他说要搬到香港
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还不知道电话号码
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每个真人秀都需要疯狂没有设限的人
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借此打破社会禁忌 对吧
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砸烂你们的像素化机器吧
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因为我是会吃虫子的裸体肥仔
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我也不是来这里交朋友的
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《神奇之境》
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天啊 结婚的小孩
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你们入选了
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才不是
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我们是代表与众不同的怪胎来的
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我们的父母尝试过《神奇之境》的
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每一季选拔
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我爸还录下
每次妈妈拆开你们来信的影像
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为了以防被选中
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《神奇之境》
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想想如果我们的妈妈发现自己获选
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会是多么神奇的瞬间啊
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在失去所有希望后
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而且她甚至不知道自己有申请
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终极粉丝有了最后一次
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实现梦想的机会
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不知道 感觉有点耍手段
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你被炒鱿鱼了
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我觉得找到了我们的“波士顿罗伯”
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或是你们的“春田克兰西”
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怎么样
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电费账单逾期了
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浸淫渊薮网站更新
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这是什么
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“恭喜 玛琦与霍默·辛普森”
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“你们被选中参加…”
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《神奇之境》
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标签塔克
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讨厌的疯子吗
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是这样 在被拒绝多年后
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你们终于能参加《神奇之境》
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赢取百万大奖
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但我们没有报名啊
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我把你们以前的试镜影片剪辑过了
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我还给了评语 但被忽视了
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我的疯狂梦想就要成真了
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但你们要先签弃权书
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好多死法啊
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从岩石上掉下来 岩石砸死我
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弓虫症吗
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那玩意吃了帅气汤姆的脸呢
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叫我“帅气霍默”
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-再见 妈妈
-别感染弓形虫
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空中航空
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欢迎来到《神奇之境》
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你们马上要接受意志力和体能的考验
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等到结束后 还必须接受采访
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要假装自己仍在挑战中
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一开始我们会在情人湖举办
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浪漫的海滨宴会
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但要先进行第一项挑战
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我们从每个人的行李中拿了一件物品
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藏在其他参赛者的行李中
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现在开始“行李偷渡”挑战
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这是“停机坪拆包攻击”的终极版
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好 “行李偷渡”挑战
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他们之前玩过三次了
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秘诀就是倒出来再翻
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我找到我被偷渡的东西了
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很好 去翻其他行李
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好了 霍默 别慌
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秘诀就是慢慢来…
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抱歉 霍默与玛琦 你们被…
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-别说出来
-除名了
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不…
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我们不能成为第一对被淘汰的配偶
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这是终极的耻辱啊
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我甚至都还没穿上泳衣呢
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没能看到那个湖
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我在哭 还没人拍我
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我们连停机坪都跨不出去
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都怪我搞砸了
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我想我们该回家了
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不 你们要去那里
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机场庭园饭店
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什么 饭店吗 但我们输了啊
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若让你们现在就回家
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在这季节目播出前
粉丝就会知道你们被淘汰了
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所以在录制完每集节目之前
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所有被逐出的参赛者都要住在饭店
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所以一个月都不能回家
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包括后期制作是六周
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我都不知道后期是什么
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把眼泪留到团圆秀再哭吧
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我们只能在后排 也不会被提问
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甚至不能跟赢家拥抱
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但亚军一向都会环顾四周
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找人拥抱
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那时就该你登场了
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我怎么能这么菜啊
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我终究会学着爱上菜鸟的
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我已经开始想念孩子们了
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肯定有不会惹是生非
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就能打电话回家的办法
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如果你们说了任何暴露或暗示
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你们被《神奇之境》除名的话
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罚款会高达一百万美元
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如果是乔治亚州居民就会被判死刑
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孩子们 你们还好吗
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莉萨说我不能用泡泡浴精
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你说你是买给大家用的
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别管什么泡泡浴了
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节目如何
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你们赢了吗
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我不能透露
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那一定是主导比赛了 我就知道
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没有主导
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我没有暴露或暗示结果
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你们现在肯定还没被淘汰吧
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你们才刚到
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“我和你妈非常兴奋”
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“能加入《神奇之境》这个大家庭”
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“若有进一步问题需手写提交给”
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“加州伯班克
唐·迪巴斯克制作公司”
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你到底在说什么啊
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谈话就此结束
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你们分别有权获得一勺泡泡浴精
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这才是为人父母的样子啊
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宝贝 没那么糟啦
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真的吗
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离开孩子们
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爷爷和我的姐妹们六周
你也不能工作
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除了免费客房服务
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应要求看蠢片之外 什么都不能做
为了让我们安静
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还免费供应酒水畅饮
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真是噩梦
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确实是
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酒店住宿规则
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为保护环境 请重复使用毛巾
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微风道酒吧
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一周后
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看到没 柯提斯
体育中心的节目要看到第三遍
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才能心领神会
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要再来份开胃拼盘吗
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不用了 我最好去看看我老婆
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她很难适应饭店生活
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让我打扫就对了
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亲爱的 我很担心你
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你整天坐在这里
修改房间保险箱的密码
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你想放什么进保险箱吗
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我不配拥有贵重物品
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我们被困在这里全都怪我
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我只能自己坐在这里
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看介绍饭店的电视频道
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忘了带牙刷吗 没关系
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礼品店有旅人所需的盥洗用品
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那间店很棒 这件衬衫就是在那买的
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听着 我知道你很痛苦
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但让我带你去看看这地方有多棒
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就只是愚蠢的连锁饭店罢了
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亲爱的 牵我的手
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会看到更多美景
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自从你搞砸比赛后
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我们还不能说出去
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我们在机场饭店
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免费享受一切
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枕头软绵绵 宝贝
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打电话直接点餐
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还能吃瑞士三角巧克力 所以别哭
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早餐提供贝果
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奶油奶酪 但没有熏鲑鱼
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迷你包麦片快来泡一碗
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泳池满是氯气 宝贝
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毛巾也太小
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没看到救生员 我们可能会死
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没有工作 没有孩子 没有法兰德斯
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选择肥皂或沐浴液
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小小西红柿酱的朋友就是小小芥末酱
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机场饭店
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现在你知道了 宝贝
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他们不会打扰我们
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厕所有电话 我也不知道原因
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这位女士想看不用付费的电影吗
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夫妻爱看
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《凡尔赛之夜》
《亡命徒的浪漫爱情》
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《纪念日的紧抱》
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也许被困在这里并不是太糟糕
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我都不担心孩子们怎么样了
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-快点挖啊
-我们好热
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等一下就能在凉爽的泳池中戏水
但要先把泳池挖出来
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我跟帕蒂和西尔玛说了你在做的事
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怎样 我们也想要泳池
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这么多年来我第一次去除毛
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疼到他们都必须给我打麻醉了
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什么
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健身中心只有老旧的跑步机
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但运动后感觉真好
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我就坐在瑜珈球上喝黄瓜水
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还能做到这样真好
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《神奇之境》后期室
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我们去偷看一眼吧
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我还挺好奇的 不知道节目如何
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真的吗 你确定承受得了
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是的
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读了免费的报纸后我心情还好着呢
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他们正在剪辑我们那一集呢
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是我呢 正在挑战“行李偷渡”
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我就没找到过 对吧
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很好 去翻其他行李
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那是我在找东西呢
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好 玛琦的维生素 玛琦的睡衣
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玛琦的巨型巧克力棒
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我没有带巨型巧克力棒啊
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玛琦不知道的是
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她先生吃掉了偷渡的物品
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这种下三滥的事将让他们打包走人
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搞砸比赛的人不是我 是你
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我很抱歉
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我知道你需要一点空间
所以我会睡沙发
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好个垃圾场
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这句话哪来的
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-什么
-“好个垃圾场”
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我怎么会知道
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你没砸锅我们就不用住在垃圾场了
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我很累 亲爱的 很晚了
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你这个巧克力废物
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没错 “巧克力废物”
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你对每个人都这么嘶喊
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我才没有嘶喊
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好吧 你没有嘶喊
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我不嘶喊的
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我说了你没有嘶喊
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给我来杯酒
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-还没喝够吗
-给我来杯酒
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好 亲爱的
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拿些综合坚果出来 我们有客人
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-有什么
-客人…
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你知道他们是谁
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我不知道他们是谁
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他们刚被节目淘汰
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参加了五周而不是五分钟
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快去应门
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好 亲爱的 全都听你的
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快去开门
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我正在开
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不必像在对类人怪物那样嘶喊
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下地狱去吧
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你们好 快请进
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-这是…
-亲爱的
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这是尼克
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我还以为他叫“什么名字”呢
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真好笑 别理讨人厌的老霍默
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那是我
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讨厌鬼 去帮他们调酒吧
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遵命 亲爱的
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我喜欢你们的房间 墙上的画都一样
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你们差点就赢了“三脚追逐赛”
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你在里面表现很棒 尼克
你是重要人物
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你还真是没下限 对吧
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你“三脚追逐赛”玩得如何
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我让你看看吧
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00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,834
-别鼓励她
-鼓励我
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里 外 里 外…
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里 外…
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你可以坐在那里
嘴边流着迷你酒吧的杜松子酒
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你可以像拆浴帽盒那样把我撕碎
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完全没问题 没关系
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你能忍受的
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我受不了
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你受得了
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谁叫你娶了我
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-我们的儿子死了
-不 他没死
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00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,872
-我们没儿子了
-不 我们有
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对 巴特
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天啊 所谓混乱不堪的婚姻
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一定就是昨晚那副样子
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我气还没消
你这个偷吃巧克力的梦想毁灭者
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大家请注意 快点集合
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《神奇之境》节目首次决定
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要救回两名被淘汰者
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来参加决赛
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但要注意的是 如要重回比赛
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就必须抛弃爱人 选择其他搭档
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如果你的配偶搞砸了比赛
现在正是摆脱他们的机会
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这叫“抛弃无用人”
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我选尼克
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你一定很心痛 霍默
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我只庆幸我的朋友和家人们
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不会看到我如此丢脸的模样
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这是最终挑战了
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“芒果探戈”
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首先摘下并削皮够多的新鲜芒果
做出六杯芒果调酒
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然后必须拿着酒过桥
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但桥下会有一群爱吃芒果的猴子
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只有在吹响哨笛时
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才能安抚它们
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背景还有“起亚史宝提吉”跑车
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我们不知道如何处理
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“芒果探戈”现在开始
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玛琦摘下第一颗
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00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,666
我来调酒
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很棒的团队合作
这一对能做出百万果泥吗
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00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,131
我去应付那些猴子
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这是终极绝妙的哨笛干扰大法
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00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,851
快看 那些猴子们都安静下来了
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来到“起亚史宝提吉”的关键时刻
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00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,400
我成功了
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00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,861
我们赢了 没有霍默的份
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玛琦和尼克
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我想恭喜你们赢得《神奇之境》大奖
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00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,245
-太好了
-但不行
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因为你们没有在杯缘沾盐
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这就不算芒果调酒了
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00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,840
我搞错配方了吗
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00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:38,385
所以别挡着实际赢家肖恩和巴里
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00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,511
太好了
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00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:42,639
我们的杯缘超咸
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等等 别这样…
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我真是菜鸟
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00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,861
我真是菜鸟
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00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,488
我真是菜鸟
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-绝对是菜鸟
-经典菜鸟
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霍默 我之前太过分 如何补偿你
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00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,122
亲爱的 你已经补偿我了
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00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,499
我真是菜鸟
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00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,254
在我们的婚姻中我已搞砸太多次
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大家总是为你感到难过
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但这个终极菜鸟错误会让他们同情我
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同情
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00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,476
这就是你一直以来的感觉吗
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00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:31,021
算是吧 但我可没让自己如此享受
417
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:34,441
天啊 被同情感觉真好
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接下来看什么
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00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:49,248
听说有一档新的真人秀
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PBS在播爱德华·艾伯的剧作
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看运动评论吧
422
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,338
《怒火与愤怒》
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00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,674
你怎么能说凤凰城太阳队
424
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,008
有机会赢得西区联盟呢
425
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,510
你在说什么啊
426
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,388
我们都选凤凰城太阳队会赢啊
427
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,306
太阳队已经不复存在
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不
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唐迪·布斯科出品
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