1 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:08,883 MAN (on TV): One month ago, 2 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:11,761 12 couples arrived on this tropical island. 3 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,097 After an emergency balloon landing, 4 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,933 a jellyfish explosion and the most-viewed 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,895 cantaloupe catapult accident of all time, 6 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,731 just four couples remain. 7 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,817 I'm Tag Tuckerbag, and this is the greatest adventure 8 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,236 to take place in just one place. 9 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:29,904 -TAG: The Amazing Place! -SIMPSONS: The Amazing Place! 10 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,614 The Place Show. 11 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,118 LISA: The final challenge is the Lily Pad Leap. 12 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:38,246 They haven't done the LP Leap since season 22, 13 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,081 "Beauty versus Sexy." 14 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,337 Kayla, don't step on the stem. You'll flip the pad. 15 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,340 You should know that. You're a life coach. 16 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,303 -They flipped the pad! -TAG: They flipped the pad. 17 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,263 (groans) What a noob. 18 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,853 Hector and Audrey Chang, you have won 19 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,189 -The Amazing Place! -(cheering) 20 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:06,441 -Called it. -Mom, you always call the winner. 21 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,026 How do you know? 22 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,612 Well, your father may have Moe's and football, 23 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,615 but I have being by myself and this show. 24 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,450 ANNOUNCER: Do you like adventure, bandanas 25 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:17,660 and having your friends see you melt down on TV? 26 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:22,957 We want you for season 48 of The Amazing Place. 27 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,460 Why don't you guys try out for that show? 28 00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:26,878 You would dominate. 29 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:28,797 Oh, no, I couldn't. 30 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,632 You know what they say: you don't fail 31 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:33,635 at 100% of the shots you don't take. 32 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:35,804 But you've watched every episode of the show 33 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,139 and listened to the director commentaries. 34 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:41,392 You even made us play the terrible home game. 35 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:43,186 (Marge groans) 36 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:44,854 -Come on, Mom. -Just try out. 37 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,981 -Come on, try out. -Come on. 38 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,608 -(whispering): Come on, try out. -Try out. -(Homer snoring) 39 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,151 -Try out. -Try out, Mom. 40 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,821 -Try out! -Try out! 41 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,823 -Come on, just do it, Mom! -Come on! 42 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,158 Just try out! 43 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,535 -(hoarse): Come on. -Mom. 44 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,370 -Just try out. -Why don't you try out? 45 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,413 -Just try out. -Come on, do it. 46 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:05,625 I'm not trying out, so just can it. 47 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,213 (gasps) I said "can it" to my own children. 48 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,840 What have I become? 49 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,591 Baby, you've got to tell them sometime. 50 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:14,843 Tell us what? 51 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,344 We know all the family secrets. 52 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:17,929 Like that Dad lost our college funds 53 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:20,932 investing in a chain of chewing tobacco cafes. 54 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,934 Dippin' Dens was a great idea. 55 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:25,270 We just weren't prepared for all the spitting. 56 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:27,605 Well, I might as well come clean. 57 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,859 (sighs) 58 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:33,361 The real tragedy is now Chaw House owns 59 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:36,823 the entire casual chewing market. 60 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,536 The truth is, we have tried out. 61 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:43,371 Dozens of times. 62 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:47,792 Why should you pick us to be on The Amazing Place? 63 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:52,213 Because we're best friends who never bicker. 64 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,966 We're constantly at each other's throats. 65 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,386 We're motorcycle bikers. 66 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,138 That's our persona. 67 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,224 We have no idea what you want. 68 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,810 Just please pick us. 69 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,103 Why are you still doing this? 70 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,605 We were already on that show 71 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,899 where we had to crawl into a drainage ditch. 72 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,151 That was just you, and it wasn't a show. 73 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,736 It was a police bodycam. 74 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,821 That was a good show. 75 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,576 After 46 rejections, I can take a hint. 76 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,661 They don't want us. 77 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:29,876 You know, reality shows love a sob story, 78 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:33,338 and we've got a storage bin full of tears. 79 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:35,465 And I've got a sister who will edit them together 80 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:36,925 while I feed the dog marshmallows 81 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,384 and see what happens. 82 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,345 ♪ ♪ 83 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,482 Ow! (grunting) 84 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,985 Oh, we're not here to make friends. 85 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,988 Unless I meet some awesome guy who-who wants to be my friend. 86 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,824 Yeah, I met this really cool guy at the boba place, 87 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,619 but he said he was moving to Hong Kong and, uh, 88 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:06,287 he didn't know his number yet. 89 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,707 Every reality show needs that crazy, no-limits guy 90 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,543 that just shatters society's taboos, right? 91 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:15,463 Well, break out your pixelation machine, 92 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:19,884 because I am your bug-eating nude fatso. 93 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,970 Oh, also, I'm not here to make friends. 94 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,891 Oh, my God, married kids? 95 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,142 You're in the show. 96 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,353 -Ew, no. -We're here on behalf 97 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,813 of some different weirdos. 98 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,148 Our parents have tried out for every season 99 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,650 of The Amazing Place. 100 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,235 My dad would even record my mom 101 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:40,113 opening your letters in case they got picked. 102 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,906 Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,492 (gasps) 104 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:45,660 (sighing): Oh. 105 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:47,912 (moaning): Oh. 106 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:51,374 (sighs) 107 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,835 So think what a magical TV moment it would be 108 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:56,671 for our mom to find out she made it on the show. 109 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:58,339 After losing all hope. 110 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,842 When she didn't even know she applied. 111 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:03,720 The ultimate superfan gets one last chance 112 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,180 to make her dreams come true. 113 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,683 I don't know, it sounds a little manipulative. 114 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:10,184 You're fired. 115 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,603 I think we just found our Boston Rob. 116 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:15,690 Or your Springfield Clancy. 117 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,608 Huh? Huh? 118 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:21,696 (sighs) Electric bill, past due, 119 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:24,532 Website renewal "DippinDens.com." 120 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,908 What's this? 121 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:29,370 "Congratulations, Marge and Homer Simpson. 122 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,372 You have been selected to compete on..." 123 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,707 The Amazing Place! 124 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:35,585 (gasps) Tag Tuckerbag? 125 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:36,961 Tag Buggernut? 126 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,921 This is it. After years of rejection, 127 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,382 you two will finally compete for a million dollars 128 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,384 on The Amazing Place. 129 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,386 But we didn't even try out. 130 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,555 I edited together your old auditions. 131 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,766 And I gave notes which were ignored. 132 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,392 (gasps, grunts) 133 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,771 My crazy dream is coming true. 134 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,565 After you sign the amazing waivers. 135 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:59,734 So many ways to die. 136 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:03,738 Falling off rocks, rocks falling on me. 137 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:05,823 Toxoplasmosis? 138 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,284 That's what ate Handsome Tom's face. 139 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,661 Just call me Handsome Homer. 140 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:14,248 -Bye, Mom! -Don't get toxoplasmosis! 141 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,503 (both gasps) 142 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,421 Welcome to The Amazing Place. 143 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,091 You're about to embark on a test of mental toughness, 144 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,926 physical strength and interviews where you have to pretend 145 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,594 that you're in the middle of a challenge 146 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,471 when it's already over. 147 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:32,433 But first, let's kick things off with a romantic beachside luau 148 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,602 at Lover's Lagoon. 149 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,270 (oohing) 150 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,106 Right after your first challenge. 151 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,149 We took one item from every person's bag 152 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,610 and hid it in another contestant's luggage. 153 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:46,906 Everyone, find their Suitcase Stowaway now. 154 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:49,450 It's the ultimate Tarmac Unpack Attack. 155 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,452 Okay, Suitcase Stowaway. 156 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,496 They've done this three times before. 157 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:56,124 Here's the secret: dump and dig. 158 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,209 I found my stowaway. 159 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,964 Great. Go through my other bag. 160 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:09,846 Okay, Homie, don't panic. 161 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,306 The secret is to just take your time, and... 162 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,058 (conch blowing) 163 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:18,479 I'm sorry, Homer and Marge, you've been... 164 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,815 -Don't say it. -...shell-iminated. 165 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:22,316 No, no. No, no, no. 166 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,277 We can't be the first couple kicked off. 167 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,904 That's the ultimate humiliation. 168 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,412 I never even put on a swimsuit. 169 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,998 I never got to see the lagoon. 170 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:40,334 I'm crying, and no one's even filming me. 171 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:45,923 We didn't even make it off the tarmac. 172 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,384 All because of my screwup. 173 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,760 I guess we're going home. 174 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,471 No, you're going there. 175 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:53,931 MARGE and HOMER: Huh? 176 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,725 A hotel? But we lost. 177 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,019 If we let you go home now, fans would know 178 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:00,521 you've been kicked off before the season airs. 179 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,524 So ejected contestants must stay at this hotel 180 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,027 until every episode is finished taping. 181 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,613 So we can't go home for a month? 182 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:10,531 Six weeks, counting post. 183 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,783 (crying): I don't know what post is. 184 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,453 Hey, save some of those tears for the reunion show. 185 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:19,373 You'll just put us in the back row and won't ask any questions. 186 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,459 We won't even get to hug the winner. 187 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,586 Yeah, but the runner-up's always wandering around 188 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,254 looking for someone to hug. 189 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,506 That's your play. 190 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,882 (birds screeching) 191 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,384 How could I be such a noob? 192 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:33,387 I could learn to love a noob, given time. 193 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,723 I already miss the kids. 194 00:08:35,806 --> 00:08:38,142 Well, there's got to be a way we can call home 195 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,769 without getting in trouble. 196 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,771 If you say anything that reveals or implies 197 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,731 that you have been ejected from The Amazing Place, 198 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:46,359 you are subject to a fine of up to a million dollars 199 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,819 and, for residents of Georgia, the death penalty. 200 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:53,241 Kids, kids, how are you? 201 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:54,784 Lisa said I can't use the bubble bath, 202 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,410 but you said you bought it for everybody. 203 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:57,912 Forget the bubble bath. 204 00:08:57,995 --> 00:08:58,955 How's the show? 205 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,081 Are you winning? 206 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:02,667 Um, I'm not supposed to say. 207 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:03,918 That means you're dominating. 208 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,419 -I knew it! -(both grunt) 209 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,587 No, no, we're not dominating. 210 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,257 I didn't reveal or imply that. 211 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,259 Well, you can't have gotten kicked off yet. 212 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:12,885 You just got there. 213 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,597 Mmm... 214 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:17,848 (clears throat) 215 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,183 "Your mother and I are excited 216 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,435 "to be part of the Amazing Place family. 217 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,604 "All further inquiries should be submitted in writing 218 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,607 to Don DiBusco Productions, Burbank, California." 219 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,442 What the hell are you talking about? 220 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,278 This conversation is hereby terminated. 221 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:33,030 You are each entitled to one capful of bubble bath. 222 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:38,452 Now, that's parenting. 223 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,329 Come on, baby, it's not so bad. 224 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,164 Really? 225 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,875 Six weeks away from the kids, 226 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,837 Grampa, my sisters, your job. 227 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,299 With nothing to do but eat free room service 228 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,719 and watch dopey movies on demand while they keep us quiet 229 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:57,471 with an endless supply of free booze. 230 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,056 It's a nightmare. 231 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:02,643 It is. It truly is. 232 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:05,521 ♪ I was up late night ballin' ♪ 233 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,982 ♪ Countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ 234 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:10,192 ♪ I was up late night ballin' ♪ 235 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,902 ♪ Countin' up hundreds by the thousand. ♪ 236 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,863 You see, Curtis, you never really 237 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,157 get an episode of SportsCenter 238 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,743 until you've seen it for the third time. 239 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,995 Can I freshen up that appetizer platter for you? 240 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,831 Nah, I better go check in on my wife. 241 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,917 She's having a hard time adjusting to hotel living. 242 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:33,799 (grunting): Just let me clean. 243 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,844 (vacuum cleaner whirring) 244 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,972 Sweetie, I'm worried about you. 245 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,641 You just sit around all day changing 246 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,601 the combination on the room safe. 247 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,936 Do you want to put something in the room safe? 248 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,772 I don't deserve valuables. 249 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,815 It's my fault we're stuck here. 250 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,651 All I deserve is to sit alone 251 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,737 and watch the TV channel that's about the hotel. 252 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,781 ANNOUNCER: Forgot your toothbrush? No problem. 253 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,824 Sundries gift shop has all the toiletries 254 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,743 every traveler needs. 255 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,871 Sundries is awesome. I got this shirt there. 256 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,582 Look, I know you're miserable, 257 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,585 but let me show you how great this place can be. 258 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,171 It's just a stupid chain hotel. 259 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,756 Darling, take my hand, 260 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,300 and you'll see it's so much more. 261 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,594 ♪ Well, since you blew the challenge ♪ 262 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,013 ♪ And we're not allowed to tell ♪ 263 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:24,016 ♪ We're getting all expenses paid at ♪ 264 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,268 ♪ Airport Hotel ♪ 265 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,938 ♪ The pillow's so foamy, baby ♪ 266 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,773 ♪ Order food on the phone-y ♪ 267 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:35,444 ♪ We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry ♪ 268 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,114 ♪ For breakfast they have bagels ♪ 269 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,241 ♪ Cream cheese but no lox ♪ 270 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:45,121 ♪ A mini pack of cereal, make a bowl out of the box ♪ 271 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,456 ♪ The pool's so chlorine-y, baby ♪ 272 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,291 ♪ The towel's so teeny ♪ 273 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,629 ♪ No lifeguard to be seen-y, we could die ♪ 274 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,465 ♪ No job, no kids, no Flanders ♪ 275 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,551 ♪ Choice of bar soap or bath gel ♪ 276 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,177 ♪ Small ketchup's friends ♪ 277 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,679 ♪ With tiny mustard ♪ 278 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,973 ♪ Airport Hotel ♪ 279 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,893 ♪ Now that I've shown you, baby, they'll leave us alone ♪ 280 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,646 ♪ Yeah, baby, toilet's got a phone, yeah ♪ 281 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,523 ♪ Don't know why. ♪ 282 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,608 (both moaning) 283 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,028 Might the lady enjoy a movie 284 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,741 whose title doesn't appear on the bill? 285 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,585 Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad. 286 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,379 I'm not even worried about what the kids are up to. 287 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:39,675 -Come on, dig. Dig. -We're hot. 288 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,136 You can go for a nice, cool swim 289 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,054 after you finish digging my pool. 290 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,682 I'm telling Patty and Selma what you're doing. 291 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,517 What? We want a pool. 292 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,603 I just got my first wax in years. 293 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:53,314 Hurt so much they had to give me an epidural. 294 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,778 Haw-haw! 295 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:03,032 The fitness center only had an old NordicTrack, 296 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,909 but it felt good to work out. 297 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,703 I sat on a yoga ball and drank cucumber water. 298 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,122 It's nice to know I can still do that. 299 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,208 Mm, maybe we should peek in. 300 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,377 I am kind of curious to see what's going on in the show. 301 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,379 Really? You sure you can handle it? 302 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,048 Oh, yeah. 303 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:23,969 I'm still in a great mood after reading that free USA Today. 304 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,723 (gasps) Look, they're editing our episode. 305 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,893 There I am, looking for that Suitcase Stowaway. 306 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,229 I never found it, did I? 307 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,898 Great. Go through my other bag. 308 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,568 HOMER (chuckling): Hey, that's me looking for that thing. 309 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,321 Okay. Marge's vitamins, Marge's pajamas, 310 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,948 Marge's giant chocolate bar. 311 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,700 I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar. 312 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,287 What Marge doesn't know 313 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,582 is that her husband just ate her Suitcase Stowaway. 314 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,836 This ultimate "didgeri-don't" will send them packing. 315 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,045 EDITOR: Whoa! 316 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:01,423 I'm not the one who screwed up. You are. 317 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,842 I'm so sorry. 318 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,301 I know you're gonna need some space, 319 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,011 so I'll sleep on the couch. 320 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,515 (Marge groans) 321 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,975 (Homer moans) 322 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,022 ♪ ♪ 323 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,540 ♪ ♪ 324 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,340 (both groan) 325 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,637 (groans) What a dump. 326 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,472 What's that from? 327 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,683 -What? -"What a dump." 328 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,226 How would I know? 329 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,688 We wouldn't be in this dump if you weren't such a flop. 330 00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,732 I'm tired, dear. It's late. 331 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,901 A chocolate flop. 332 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,194 Yes, a chocolate flop. 333 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,322 That's what you keep braying at everybody. 334 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,823 I don't bray! 335 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,075 All right, you don't bray. 336 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,536 I do not bray! 337 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,121 I said you didn't bray. 338 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,331 Make me a drink. 339 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,541 -Haven't you had enough? -Make me a drink. 340 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,502 Yes, dear. 341 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,339 And lay out some mixed nuts. We've got guests. 342 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,508 -We've got what? -Guests. Guests! 343 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,177 You know, what's-their-names. 344 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,386 I don't know their names. 345 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,347 They just got eliminated from the show. 346 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,850 It took them five weeks, not five minutes. 347 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,685 (knocking on door) 348 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,062 Go answer the door. 349 00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,439 All right, love, whatever love wants. 350 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,233 Get the door. The door! 351 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,568 I'm getting the door. 352 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,196 You don't have to bray like some subhuman monster. 353 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,031 Oh, go to hell! 354 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:55,079 Hi! Hi, there. Come on in. 355 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,539 -This is, um... -Honey. 356 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,625 And this is Nick. 357 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,044 Oh, I thought his name was what's-his-name. 358 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,296 Ha, ha, ha, ha! 359 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,465 Just ignore Homer, old sourpuss. 360 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,883 That's me. 361 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,886 Hey, sourpuss, why don't you mix them a drink? 362 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,262 Yes, dear. 363 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,306 (Homer groans quietly) 364 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,892 I love your room. 365 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,978 We have the exact same paintings. 366 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:26,652 You were this close to winning The Three-Legged Chase. 367 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:31,407 You were right in there, Nick, right at the meat of things. 368 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,409 There's no limit to you, is there? 369 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,245 And how would you have played the Three-Legged Chase? 370 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,330 Why don't I show you? 371 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,834 -Don't encourage her. -Encourage me. 372 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,919 (Marge grunting) 373 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,093 Inside, outside, inside, outside, 374 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:55,097 in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out! 375 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,016 (both sigh) 376 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,101 You can sit around with the minibar gin 377 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,602 running out of your mouth. 378 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,981 You can tear me apart like the box the shower cap came in. 379 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,442 That's perfectly okay, that's all right. 380 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,193 You can stand it. 381 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,778 I cannot stand it! 382 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,613 You can stand it. 383 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,949 You married me for it. 384 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,161 -Our son is dead. -No, he isn't. 385 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,872 -We have no son! -Yes, we do! 386 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,458 Oh, yeah, Bart. 387 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,792 (birds chirping) 388 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,628 Man, last night sure was a searing portrait 389 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,464 of a marriage in turmoil. 390 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:32,801 It's still in turmoil, you chocolate-gobbling dream killer. 391 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,847 Attention, everyone, gather by the bowl of mini yogurts. 392 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,349 For the first time ever on The Amazing Place, 393 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,061 two eliminated contestants will be brought back 394 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,645 to compete in the finale. 395 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,980 (all gasp) 396 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,066 But here's the catch: to get back in, 397 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,985 you have to dump your loved one for another partner. 398 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,820 So, if your spouse screwed up, 399 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,989 this is your chance to cut them loose. 400 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,200 It's the Dead Weight Drop. 401 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,035 (all grunting, murmuring) 402 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,871 -I choose Nick. -(all gasp) 403 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,664 That's got to sting, Homer. 404 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,666 I'm just glad my friends and family 405 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,795 are never going to see me humiliated like this. 406 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,506 (whimpering) 407 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,218 This is it, the final challenge: 408 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,512 Mango Tango. First, 409 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,722 pick and peel enough fresh mango 410 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,849 to make six mango-ritas, 411 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,019 which you must then carry across a log bridge. 412 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,023 But under the bridge is a pack of mango-loving monkeys, 413 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,399 which can only be soothed 414 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,027 with music played on a pennywhistle. 415 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,530 Also, there will be a Kia Sportage in the background 416 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,032 that we couldn't figure out how to fit into the challenge. 417 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,119 Your Mango Tango starts now. 418 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,746 And Marge draws first fruit. 419 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,666 I'll make the mango-ritas. 420 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,209 TAG: Great teamwork. 421 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,920 Could this be a million-dollar puree? 422 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,506 I'll handle those monkeys. 423 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,635 (angry screeching) 424 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,387 (playing melody on pennywhistle) 425 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,515 TAG: It's the ultimate groovy chill-out flute jam. 426 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,393 Look, the monkeys are mellowing. 427 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,688 This is our Kia Sportage Moment. 428 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,400 I did it. 429 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,861 We won. Without Homer. 430 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,821 (laughs) 431 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,281 Marge and Nick, 432 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:20,576 I want to congratulate you on winning The Amazing Place. 433 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,911 -NICK: Yay! -I want to, but I can't. 434 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,788 (vacuum whirring) 435 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,417 Because you failed to salt the rims of your mango-ritas, 436 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,795 rendering them mango-nothings. 437 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,840 (gasps) I screwed up a recipe? 438 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:38,385 So get out of the way of the actual winners, Shawn and Barry. 439 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,511 Hey! 440 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,723 Our rims are super salty. 441 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,393 -(Nick grunts) -(monkeys screeching) 442 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,478 NICK: Hey! Hey, hey, come on. Oh! 443 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,024 I am such a noob. 444 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:56,111 I am such a noob. 445 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,488 (groans) What a noob. 446 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,824 -Total noob. -Classic noob. 447 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,786 Homie, I was such a jerk. How can I make it up to you? 448 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,331 Sweetheart, you already have. 449 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,833 I am such a noob. 450 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,293 (laughs) 451 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,296 I've screwed up so many times in our marriage, 452 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,216 and people always feel so sorry for you. 453 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:21,136 But with this epic noob blunder, I'm the one they pity. 454 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:25,057 (shuddering): Oh... pity. Oh... 455 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,476 Is this how you feel all the time? 456 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,021 Uh, kind of. I just never let myself enjoy it. 457 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,483 Oh, pity feels good. 458 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,246 -What should we watch next? -Ooh, I just heard about 459 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,872 a great new reality show. 460 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,626 PBS is showing a performance of an Edward Albee play. 461 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,711 Sports talk it is. 462 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,674 How can you say that Phoenix has any chance 463 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,008 to win the Western Conference? 464 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,510 What are you talking about? 465 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,388 We both picked the Phoenix Suns to win it all. 466 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,306 Our Suns are dead. 467 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,392 No! 468 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,914 Shh! 469 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,003 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH