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（歡迎來到福格布里港）

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（綠蛤蜊巧達湯的發源地）

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（公墓）

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（瑣碎消息，工作中使眼色）

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（ＥＳＰＮ）

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（美國例外主義）

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（我們＂美國＂是玩具）

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（西瓜奧利奧餅乾，納粹已終結）

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（摯愛的妻子）

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（摯愛的祕密妻子）

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（摯愛的船）

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（吃牡蠣比賽，歡迎門外漢）

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這地方有種非常非常奇怪的感覺

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連海鷗都有新英格蘭口音

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我們幹嘛來這裡度假？

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這是在神祕消失前

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必須到訪的十大去處之一

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你被騙了，整場比賽就是個詭計

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搞什麼？　　　　你是來這當祭品的

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獻給來自海洋深處的邪惡之神

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海綿寶寶嗎？　　　　當然不是

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是永恆的恐懼之神克蘇魯

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搞什麼…

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（紅襪）

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（溼襪）

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天啊，等一下

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有人應允我參加一場大胃王比賽

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根據傳單的古法

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你必須得提供一場比賽才行

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那好吧

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跟惡魔克蘇魯…

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進行大胃王對決？

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對他而言大堡礁就是普通的珊瑚礁

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我老爸可是沒吃早餐呢

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糟糕

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你怎麼樣？克蘇魯老兄？

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閉嘴，閉嘴就是了

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我散個步就好

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我沒事的

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我贏了，我可以說我要什麼獎賞

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好吧

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你要什麼我都給你

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長生不老？

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能真的看到鯨魚的賞鯨處？

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我知道我要什麼

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我的老天啊

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是墨囊呢

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（恐怖樹屋，第２９部）

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（豆莢孢子轉換器入侵）

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（麻果電腦水下基地，離岸黑錢）

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有請已故

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但受愛戴的麻果電腦創始人進行發言

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歡迎史帝夫麻伯斯

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各位好

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可以停了

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自從我不幸離世後

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若事情按照我所計畫的進行

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麻果現在應該是市值萬億的公司

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羅珊像夏日風暴般來了又走

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一個比我無聊的人取代了我

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我可是穿著你的招牌牛仔褲，史蒂夫

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現在由我來介紹新款的終極手機

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我們將推出黑色

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石板灰

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就這樣

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時機已到

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開始行動

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他們看不見你嗎？

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他們什麼都看不見

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這也太簡單了

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對你來說當然簡單，只要看螢幕就好

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（飛出個未來）

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（奧維爾號）

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藍尼，我的手機說外太空的孢子

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會在我們周圍著陸

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我的手機說這區有離婚的媽媽

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想跟我見面

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（機器人地牢球卡漫畫店）

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（帶我去看你的漫畫書和球卡）

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還真棒，向＂異形基地＂致敬

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它本身就是剽竊＂突變第三型＂

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最後我就說這樣，差強人意

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我想還這本漫畫書

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我大聲把對白唸出來時

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感覺不太自然

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我可以幫你

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但首先要說的是你有危險

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你可以在我的豆莢中避一下

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我是說墊子上

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現在沒人說這個詞了

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快跑啊

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老爸，我很擔心

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大家都被變成殭屍了

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謝天謝地你沒事

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媽媽，出大事了

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你逃不掉的

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我們法力無邊

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天啊，媚姬，你對媽媽的怨氣還真深

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（受夠聽她讀＂晚安，月亮＂了）

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（春田市警局）

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局長…

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太空植物要把每個人都吃了

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還用你說

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別難過，他是個很差勁的局長

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我現在還是有感覺的，老路

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孩子們，那只是漏氣聲

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你們阻止不了我們的

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只是時間早晚的問題…

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為何外星人都不用縮寫？

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我們覺得縮寫很嚇人

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所以把傑瑞熟食叫傑瑞的熟食店

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針葉樹犧牲

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我不是植物　　　　證明給我看

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說出格拉斯哥球會的球員

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我不知道，有魯尼嗎？

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總是說魯尼

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霸子，反烏托邦電影教會我兩件事

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一，可用三部曲的書拍出四部曲電影

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二，沒有希望這回事

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所以永別了，霸子

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再見了，妹子

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你最後聽到的聲音會是…

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（出售中，藍色小精靈房地產）

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靠請客是交不了朋友的…

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靠請客是交不了朋友的…

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恭喜，幸運的地球人

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歡迎來到你的新天堂

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這是哪？

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在你們誤稱為蟹狀星雲的星球上

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你住的地方才是蟹狀星雲，你

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為何你們要殺了我再帶我來這裡？

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我們沒有殺你

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我們是救了你

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當你在地球上被吸收殆盡時

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你的意識被轉移到

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這個烏托邦中

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我女兒和你們這些四季豆住在一起

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會非常開心的

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她吃素

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殺人兇手

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開玩笑的啦

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嚐嚐我的屁屁吧

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等等…

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我們都成豆莢人了？

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恐怕你們都已經是了

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你在說什麼啊？

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ｉＰｏｄ人

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無時無刻檢查手機的人

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盯著平板的人

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從不抬頭看看太陽

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太好了，太完美了

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有著美好結局的科幻故事

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容我們再吹噓一下

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我們有很多人，但我們團結一體

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找尋彼此最棒的的優點

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奉獻愛讓我們繼續走下去

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那些玩意兒是哪來的？

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包在那傢伙的身子下

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這就是我的工作

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你好嗎？我是赫伯聖誕樹

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他醒了

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好耶，還有拳頭解決不了的嗎？

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拳頭不能設定鐘

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發生什麼事了？

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這是哪裡？

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是誰幹的？

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我最後記得的就是被迫

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在米爾豪斯家留宿

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我要去上班了，你晚上就睡這吧

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但沒人請我去啊

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托利多泥母雞隊也沒請我上巴士啊

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我被要求下車時，突然露了左胸

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這就是反敗為勝的關鍵

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我們喝的這箱柳橙汁

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是有人祕密送來的

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你們倆都昏了

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我的第一個念頭則是報警

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但就算是英雄也會殞落

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麗莎？

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我不是麗莎

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我是潘妮若普

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你好啊

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說真的，到底怎麼回事

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在柳橙汁中摻了Ｋ他命讓你們喝下

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然後再把你們拖到這裡來的就是我

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你竟然讓我們拉Ｋ？你瘋了吧

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你說我瘋了嗎？

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瘋了？

189
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你說誰瘋了？

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我才不會那麼大聲說話

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我要痛打你們

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搭配刺耳的百老匯曲調

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你們會像老鼠那樣被困住

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沒人知道你們在哪

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你們給我閉上嘴巴

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然後你們就會氣翻天

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我現在就要踹你們

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鼓掌不然就死路一條

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你們這些男生死定了

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什麼啊？為何？

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竟然沒人喊安可

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但我覺得喊安可是愚蠢的傳統

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唱完就走不就好了

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（麗莎一籮筐）

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再來點煎餅吧，麗莎？

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煎餅真沒勁

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活著也沒勁

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瑪姬，麗莎不太正常

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霸子呢？

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對了，辛普森家的兒子打電話來

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說要在米爾豪斯家多待一天

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男孩們最棒的就在於

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不會有什麼壞事發生在他們身上

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快點，米爾豪斯，用用腦子啊

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這門連個刮痕都沒有

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我們現在是要破門而出啊？

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好，我有個計畫

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首先，米爾豪斯，咬斷你的腳鍊

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好吧

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但我對自己過敏

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我發誓若你敢再說些沒用的話…

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別打我的葛洛莉亞范德比眼鏡

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這可是上過＂女性健康雜誌＂的封面

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麗莎穿洋裝呢

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你們這些獸崽子們

226
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:30,815
準備好一遊蘇格蘭死亡島了嗎？

227
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,484
自己開門出來吧

228
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,528
但要小心野獸喔

229
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,405
是不是很可愛？

230
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她學的是威利的口音

231
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沒那麼可愛

232
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,077
我的老天爺啊

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（幾何學，霸子嬰兒照，鵝肝食譜）

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希望我也能這麼簡單地燃燒卡路里

235
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,297
你擔心身材啊

236
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:01,679
（春田回收場）

237
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:06,851
該資源回收了，你們這些蠢男孩

238
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,352
小心點，麗莎

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00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,397
如果你持續這樣吼，聲帶會長息肉的

240
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就像愛黛兒那樣

241
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,485
（用過的機油）

242
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,739
把我的屍骨當飾品戴脖子上吧

243
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:20,698
（報紙紮捆機）

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00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,746
（用過的磁鐵）

245
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沒打中

246
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,005
你到底怎麼回事？

247
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,758
你心知肚明

248
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,680
（拼字測驗，麗莎辛普森）

249
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,598
（歌姬，講法語的人，殘忍的…）

250
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,143
（胡佛老師是歌姬）

251
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:50,227
（講法語的胡佛老師度春宵）

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00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,401
看看完美小姐的考卷

253
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一定被人換過，但我不在乎

254
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,198
（不及格，胡佛老師很殘忍吃鼻屎）

255
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,076
你知道嗎？當我在床上獨自醒來時

256
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,412
真覺得自己就是商標公司的代言人

257
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,748
你永遠無法像這玩意那樣滿足我

258
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,416
真是心痛

259
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,126
（達夫啤酒）

260
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,046
你毀了麗莎的那天

261
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:21,592
野獸就誕生了

262
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:33,062
一個美國人一天能製造這麼多垃圾

263
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,856
殺了我吧，別再說教了

264
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,399
我可是你哥呢

265
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,738
你若是想高談闊論來自救的話

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就要趁現在

267
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,908
我挺你

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麗莎，請原諒我

269
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,119
我是你哥哥

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00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,663
我永遠會在你身邊的

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當你被男友甩了

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00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,458
我會帶你去喝酒告訴你他有多爛

273
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,709
當他把你追回來後

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我會告訴你他有多棒，跟他一起玩

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00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,297
我會讓你的競選傳記更人性化

276
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,298
我有打動你嗎？

277
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:03,551
起作用了

278
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,468
我回來了

279
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,470
老天啊…

280
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,972
你為何要這麼做，親愛的？

281
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,139
老媽，有時候

282
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,893
女人被逼到頭就會發飆失控

283
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,854
你懂那種感受，不是嗎？

284
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:15,771
你不懂嗎？　　　　不懂

285
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,731
完全不懂

286
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,066
爸爸呢？

287
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,901
被綁在後車廂裡

288
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,404
我怎麼會知道結婚那天

289
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,406
正好是我們的結婚紀念日？

290
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,576
我一直想當派報童

291
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,870
你這樣很可愛

292
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,164
給你香水試用品

293
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:42,798
（老年紀公園）

294
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,425
史密瑟斯，你怎麼看？

295
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:48,429
用未檢證的恐龍ＤＮＡ讓人返老還童

296
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:52,224
能賺一大筆錢或創造一堆怪物

297
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,602
能讓我大賺一筆

298
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,103
（一年後）

299
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,605
（老年紀公園）

300
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,443
（侏羅紀公園）

301
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,445
（侏羅紀公園二）

302
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,447
（侏羅紀公園三）

303
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,449
（侏羅紀世界）

304
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,451
（侏羅紀世界第二部，這次安全了）

305
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:16,040
（園內無高布倫）

306
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:18,292
為何還需要門？

307
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,586
直接飛過去不就好了？

308
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:21,795
（發票）

309
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:22,546
（大門三千萬，遊客中心八百萬）

310
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,798
該死　　　　希望爺爺能在這裡

311
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,800
快樂養老

312
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,178
＂我相信他在這裡更快樂＂

313
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,472
是我們提到老人會說的話

314
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,015
無論把他們送去哪裡

315
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,394
（恐龍ＤＮＡ）

316
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,854
（人型屍袋）

317
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,397
（恐龍屍袋）

318
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,858
這地方有點詭異

319
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,444
地圖上沒有這個地方

320
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,988
麗莎，你總是這麼多疑

321
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,324
歡迎來到老年紀公園

322
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:53,410
我們的格言是＂不會有其他問題＂

323
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,497
在老年紀公園

324
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,582
我們結合了投機理論

325
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,584
和未檢證的理論

326
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,754
為老年人創造更好的生活

327
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,799
可能的副作用包括背部長釘

328
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,884
防護性鱗甲，巨爪，害怕小行星

329
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,678
成為鳥類的前身

330
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,096
第二尾部大腦，耳朵退化

331
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,138
慾望增強

332
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,432
若目前是產卵期或即將產卵

333
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,267
請諮詢你的古生物學家

334
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,771
現在來見見侏羅紀改造後的親人吧

335
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,986
他們曾經年老

336
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,114
曾經悲傷

337
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:35,369
所有關節都疼

338
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,788
但現在他們在這裡

339
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,958
很慶幸

340
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,626
自己找到了…

341
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,794
（若廂型車在晃動就別費盡敲）

342
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,921
寶藏

343
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:51,468
老年紀公園…（再次青春）

344
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:56,807
如此安全

345
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,727
不會出什麼差錯

346
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,520
會出差錯…

347
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,981
會出差錯…

348
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,819
艾伯，我從未見你如此有活力有生氣

349
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,654
我不喜歡抱怨

350
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,239
天啊，你真的變了

351
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,034
但這裡有點冷

352
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,994
為了你做什麼都行，老爸

353
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,537
（重要安全警告）

354
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,455
（勿調整溫度）我在度假，才不想讀

355
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,330
什麼警告

356
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,387
怎麼回事？

357
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,764
有人把溫度調高了

358
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,974
從顯微鏡這裡看一下

359
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,434
用孔窺探，這彎彎曲曲的玩意

360
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,269
和這一小片玻片

361
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,793
-連你的氣味聞起來都是失望
-那有一半也是因為你

362
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,433
該死的

363
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,039
你們不能把我吃掉

364
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,083
是我創造你們的，老天爺啊

365
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,255
功勞都你拿走啊

366
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,550
我有在註腳中把你們列出來啊

367
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,428
（小心）

368
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,763
我們得救了

369
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,190
是我媽

370
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,192
她的心情好到不能再好了

371
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:13,777
下雨了

372
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,362
老年人會去電視房

373
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,697
收看天氣頻道

374
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,574
不是雨

375
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,783
是爺爺

376
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,540
麗莎，別出去

377
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,208
抱歉，我永遠相信

378
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,627
人性本善

379
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,006
爺爺，我不覺得你想傷害我

380
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,884
你只是要我把你當人看

381
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:41,263
不要把老人當奇怪嚇人的怪物

382
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:46,894
爺爺，我想聽你關於一切的想法

383
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,147
她要做出終極犧牲了

384
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,648
讓他開始嘮叨

385
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,737
爺爺

386
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,449
我還是愛你

387
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,995
他們只想受人重視

388
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:08,081
甚至學會如何從看護那裡得到尊重

389
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,833
你沒吃完我可不管

390
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:10,918
我要下班了

391
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,004
再次重申，真正的怪物

392
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,965
沒良心的執行長，毫髮無傷地逃脫了

393
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,178
太補了我消化不了

394
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,182
真是一次暖心的探視

395
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,808
雖然就算沒有人頭落地

396
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,644
應該也可以達到此行的目的

397
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,188
媽媽？飛行員在哪裡？

398
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,650
我可不是維珍航空

399
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,566
謝謝觀賞

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00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,486
翻譯：ＳＤＩ　Ｍｅｄｉａ

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00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,666
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