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辛普森家庭

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慘了

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慘了

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春田核電廠

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長官，你的年度財務報告準備好了

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開啟眼鏡掃描模式

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開燈

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重新校準

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難以想像，太可怕了

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這是我的年收入首度低於前一年

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真遺憾

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現在開明的人喜歡太陽能

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有自知之明的惡人偏好水力壓裂

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如果持續下去

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１５０年後我就得流落街頭

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先生，我可以肯定

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有些項並不重要

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即刻生效

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員工福利將刪除兒童健康保險

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本次會議結束

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天祐美國，把獵犬放出來

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我有三個孩子，都要用到健康保險

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我慘了

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這就是有家庭的下場

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我死去時會像活著一樣，優雅又孤單

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（卡爾，孤單且不受敬重）

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讚

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也許可以幫孩子們申請政府健保

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瑪姬，很遺憾那已經沒了，記得嗎？

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因為大家都想要的那些企業減稅？

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我不想要

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你現在才這麼說

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但我記得那時候你說

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＂天啊，企業減稅＂

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＂勞動者不是坐享其成者＂

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每次安寇特得了感冒

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你都會把她誤認為是我

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親愛的，抱歉

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我們得大幅減少孩子們的醫療支出

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我那年代的孩子根本不用看醫生

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只要讓他們喝一大口威士忌

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然後送去上學

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如果他們弄丟一隻雪鞋

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就用另一隻打他們

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我們就是這樣養育出輸掉越戰的一代

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霸子，你之前吃的注意力缺失症的藥

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保險不再給付了

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換成便宜一點的藥，但效果一樣好

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集中錠再見

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鎮定丸你好

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媽，我正在瀏覽疑病症網站

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有個東西你得看一下

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你讓你的寶貝孩子

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服用一般治療注意力缺乏的鎮定丸？

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是啊，怎麼了？

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你的孩子可能會產生有害的副作用

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包括頭痛

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痛苦的痙攣

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口乾舌燥

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長出鬍鬚

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音樂性腸胃脹氣

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不由自主的曼非斯舞步

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瞬間變換位置

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還有只能用＂海豚式＂來形容的症狀

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如果你或你的摯愛

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產生上述任何一種副作用

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你最好還是記得生命無情又殘酷

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我們對宇宙來說無關緊要

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再見，但有何意義呢？

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沒有保險，我們只能去找…

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尼克醫生

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對不起

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記住，如果你們有天變成狗

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我就可以幫你們開藥了

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沒有希望

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毫無希望

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（探索水晶的神奇療效）

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（石英王國）

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＂水晶的神奇療效＂

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其他方法我都試過了

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（緩解疼痛，緩解焦慮）

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（緩解可支配收入）

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您好，好心的皇后

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我指的是＂您好＂，也是＂平靜＂

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我可以如何撫慰你？

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天啊，說來話長

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但這只是宇宙對話的一小片段

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我兒子服用注意力缺失症的藥

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出現嚴重副作用

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他爸希望他去打橄欖球

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讓他腦震盪冷靜一下

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我正好有適合你的東西

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水晶？

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療癒水晶

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我實在是走投無路了

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水晶是一種永恆的能量資料庫

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能產生知識，閃閃發亮

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科學家終於意識到

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金字塔一直以來都知道的事

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我想榨乾你的荷包

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我買幾顆石頭就好了

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它們不只是石頭

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也是很棒的聖誕襪禮物

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那光明節呢？

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派不上用場

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住手

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（霸子）

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霸子，注意力缺失症治療時間到了

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他好像訓練得太好了

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不是藥丸

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栓劑，塞進來吧

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不是藥

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我希望你試試這個

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我相信

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（三週後）

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麗莎得到Ａ的考卷

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麗莎得到Ａ的考卷

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霸子得到Ａ的考卷

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Ａ？

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天啊，霸子

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真的是水晶的作用嗎？

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沒錯，肯定是水晶

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你真的得到Ａ？

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沒有用立可白塗掉

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答案真的是對的

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或許他真的做到了

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也許他作弊，我得找出作弊方法

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有人需要水晶冷靜一下

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這是你的男友，也就是地球做的

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麗莎有男友？

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我竟然透過這種方式知道？

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我不知道你們兩個誰比較笨

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所以我還是有點神秘吧？

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是吧？

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（春田市小學）

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聽說霸子得到Ａ，你怎麼辦到的？

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你可以保密嗎？

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除非跟人有關，不然沒問題

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是水晶

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水晶是吧？

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我可以用在寇克身上

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我想放在床上，讓他別爬到我這邊來

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別擔心，我回家路上再去買幾顆

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（石英王國）

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（最後特價）

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不，怎麼回事？

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這間店要收了

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我一直想加入的邪教

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終於空出了一個床位

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我應該恭喜你吧

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我還可以買水晶嗎？

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拿去吧

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你可以拿走我的所有庫存

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謝謝

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（石英王國）

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進入通往天堂的雙輪戰車吧

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你確定嗎？

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當然

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我要升級成更高等的存在

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姊妹們，讓我們把眼白塗黑吧

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天啊

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＂水晶交給新主人之前＂

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＂應該先清除舊有能量＂

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＂用水和硫磺混合物＂

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也就是我們家水龍頭流出來的東西

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水晶讓寇克找到一份新工作

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有制服的工作

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沒錯，我在球隊裡打雜

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尼爾森考試得到了Ａ

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這張會貼在前院的冰箱上面

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瑪姬，我們需要更多水晶

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我根本無法完全確定水晶真的有用

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我該賣給別人嗎？

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這些或許能讓我戒酒

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我想我應該賣

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我要磨碎再吸食

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（老舊新世代商店）

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瑪姬，霸子在我的課堂上又得了Ａ

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我很驚訝像霸子這樣

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動個不停的人能被這種異教鬼扯治癒

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你無法否認事實

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天啊，黑曜石只剩幾顆

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月亮藥水快沒了

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大腦粉末沒有了

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我可以賣給你散裝的大腦粉末

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（琳賽奈格，全都包）

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這是大腦粉末的來源

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牠是牛，不過是很聰明的牛

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你還有賣什麼？

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按摩石，銅手鐲

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捕夢網，捕夢網替換濾紙

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舊的這個捕滿了夢想

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我什麼也沒看到

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你沒看出來嗎？

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你希望大獲成功的夢想？

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看到了嗎？就在這裡，看到了嗎？

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我想我開始看到了

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你確定？真的看到了？

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我看到了

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好的，放輕鬆

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別像歐普拉，更像喬普拉一點

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我看到了

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我想我可以擴充產品線

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這樣我就可以自己賺錢

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不用依賴荷馬

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我是不是聽到＂不用依賴荷馬？＂

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退休　　　　你應該繼續去上班

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我覺得我不記得去公司的路了

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你今天才去過

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感覺如此，對吧？

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（默默）

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在默默，我們有全能媽媽所需的一切

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仙人掌奶

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生產用藤椅

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童話陷阱

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西藏頌缽

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馬卡龍是自由放養的嗎？　　　　對

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只用樹上掉下來的椰子

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或被醒著的猴子騙來的

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不好意思，瑪姬，我得勒令你停業

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你沒有零售業執照

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警長，我真的需要執照才能賣…

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莎拉很喜歡的大麻乳液嗎？

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這罐送你

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我也喜歡

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但我可能需要更多

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天啊，瑪姬

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我只滾過大富翁裡的假錢和義式臘腸

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跑去哪裡了？　　　　都在這裡

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我們今天賺了一千

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扣除成本是多少？

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９９８元

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我愛你

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很美，可不是嗎？

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水晶藍的誘惑

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最好做好準備

237
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（硬糖果）

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將看到那道光

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00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,889
（按摩油）

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00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:25,851
愛就是解答

241
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,897
沒關係的

242
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:35,319
你不准現在放棄

243
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,907
很容易就找到了

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00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:42,118
（水晶香檳）

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00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,995
只要觀照自己的靈魂

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00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,331
觀照你的靈魂

247
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,291
打開你的心

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00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,842
（水晶大教堂）

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水晶藍的誘惑

250
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,028
（默默）

251
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:24,744
那些水晶一定是打通了你閉塞的地方

252
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:28,456
是啊，讓６０加６３這種數學題目

253
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,040
變得像１２３一樣簡單

254
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:33,419
那６０加６３是多少？

255
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,255
是１２３

256
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,215
天啊

257
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,427
我會搞懂你的詐騙手法

258
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,595
抱歉麗莎

259
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,848
頌缽讓我聽不到你的聲音

260
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,978
你逃不了的

261
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,396
我會阻止你的

262
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,273
因為這不是…

263
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,820
頌缽，你真令人感到平靜

264
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:00,988
（默默）

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00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:05,284
露安今天買了價值６０元的有機黑莓

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00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,203
希望她兩個都喜歡

267
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,080
我需要這些錢買東西

268
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,918
這些以備不時之需

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00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,836
我是不是聽到雷聲？

270
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,675
謝謝，我們打烊了

271
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,971
＂謝謝，再見＂你聽不懂？

272
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,973
瑪姬，我得請你先別打烊

273
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,433
我是派珀佩斯利

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00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,643
我認識你嗎？

275
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:33,687
我在謝爾比維爾開了間療癒美容站

276
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,022
也許你有聽過＂撲通＂

277
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:38,484
能遇見創業同行實在太棒了

278
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,945
是嗎？要不是打了太多肉毒桿菌

279
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,072
我現在一定會皺眉

280
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:51,497
東邊？那是夏冬至石，不是春秋分石

281
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,126
別影響我的生意

282
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,262
瑪姬，親愛的，你得小心一點

283
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,555
她是認真的

284
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:10,724
你看上面寫什麼

285
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,725
（和平）

286
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,310
這表示要開戰了

287
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,895
瑪姬，別這麼說

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00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:19,316
我因為孩子才開店，但現在我很享受

289
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,526
你知道嗎？

290
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:24,196
我要在謝爾比維爾設個販賣亭

291
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,531
在她的地盤上

292
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:26,866
（謝爾比維爾商場）

293
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:32,413
（默默）

294
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,915
（撲通）

295
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,125
那裡不是你的位子

296
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,085
那個賣懸浮滑板的人呢？

297
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,879
瑪姬出的價碼更高

298
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,214
（默默，撲通）

299
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,218
你知道你不能這麼做吧？

300
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,346
在同個電扶梯口設立競爭商品櫃位？

301
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,473
你不能這麼做

302
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,059
商場裡再也沒有法律和秩序了

303
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,395
（老格的最後一攤）

304
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,606
（＂傑粗魯＂）

305
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,733
你一直生活在我的販賣亭裡？

306
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,693
如果你覺得這算生活

307
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,861
（春田市小學）

308
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,113
霸子，你又拿到一個Ａ

309
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,743
看來我把我的平均成績拉高到Ｄ

310
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,971
為了測試我的理論

311
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,644
你在這裡做什麼？

312
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,729
我知道你做了什麼，霸子辛普森

313
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,023
像水晶般清澈透明

314
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,568
你把蓋茨堡演說稿藏在桌旁的海報上

315
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,947
然後趁米爾豪斯讓佛朗德斯分心時看

316
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,951
（小麥粉）

317
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,710
純屬巧合

318
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,296
我把時間表都藏在牛頓的假髮裡

319
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,590
你看我在蘋果裡藏了什麼

320
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,220
你知道有更容易的方法嗎？

321
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,138
只要用功一點，就能得到Ａ

322
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,015
但這樣有什麼意義？

323
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,475
我要告訴爸

324
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,643
（默默）

325
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,186
今天不行，我有讀書俱樂部

326
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,771
笨蛋聯盟

327
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:21,981
那是一本書嗎？

328
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,442
不，是藍尼，卡爾，巴尼和老莫

329
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:28,570
我們看的書是龍什麼的女孩

330
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,406
我連書名都沒看完　　　　我也是

331
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,659
跟諜影什麼的一樣無聊

332
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,285
那就取消讀書會吧

333
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,288
因為霸子有事得告訴媽媽

334
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,373
為什麼？

335
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,001
你不知道這種行為有多糟，對吧？

336
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,671
你背叛唯一一個還相信你的人

337
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,214
狗相信我

338
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,883
你還是不懂嗎？

339
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,594
誰永遠在你需要的時候挺身而出？

340
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,724
我會永遠愛我媽

341
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,393
她是我最愛的女孩

342
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,981
我會永遠愛我媽

343
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,151
天啊，她對我只有滿滿的愛

344
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,069
我要如何驅散這種罪惡感？

345
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,195
跟她說實話

346
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,613
不是，繼續說

347
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,741
不，就是要這樣　　　　好吧

348
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,492
你們聽我說

349
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,911
我為了看這本書特地學瑞典語

350
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:18,871
（龍紋身的女孩）

351
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,165
我們非討論不可

352
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,792
北歐犯罪小說以對白淺顯

353
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,085
不用隱喻聞名

354
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,462
再深入一點

355
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,797
這本小說透過暗示和明示反映出

356
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,760
瑞典政策辭令和落實之間的落差…

357
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,261
還不錯

358
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,721
誰想吃蛋糕？

359
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:39,850
我說誰想吃蛋糕？

360
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,103
（默默）

361
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,898
我們的櫃位之戰開始了

362
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,984
我的姊妹們濫用派珀的試用品

363
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,110
（撲通）

364
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,447
我聞起來像高級度假勝地的吸菸區

365
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,616
像在貝果上面塗奶油一樣

366
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,619
接下來是第二階段

367
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:03,540
沒有任何櫃位能忍受的困惑老人

368
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,667
我身上有顆女陰蛋

369
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,711
我想它可能正在孵化

370
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,962
它們不會孵化

371
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,714
你要冒這個險嗎？

372
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,468
（＂鞋之錶＂）

373
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,178
媽，對不起

374
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,555
我得到Ａ不是因為水晶

375
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,807
我騙了你

376
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,231
這個水晶沒有用

377
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,607
尼爾森被留校察看

378
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,528
我從脫衣舞女被降為上空泊車員

379
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,572
寇克越過這些，爬到我旁邊

380
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,032
三次

381
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,410
還剩下最後一件事要做

382
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,915
這不是我想的那顆蛋

383
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,375
繼續找

384
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,794
停，派珀，別找了

385
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:49,962
你贏了

386
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:54,049
我不屬於這間充滿合法生意的商場

387
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,175
（狗狗緊身連衣褲，客製姓名雪花）

388
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,804
我贏了

389
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,305
我贏了，是我

390
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,516
對不起，我只是好勝心太強了

391
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,143
你有試過玫瑰石英嗎？

392
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,062
我問你，我看起來像笨蛋嗎？

393
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,189
我好喜歡你的手提包

394
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,900
謝謝　　　　不客氣，我贏了

395
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,493
瑪姬，親愛的，真高興你回來了

396
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,828
我一直在想

397
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,623
我不想只是荷馬辛普森太太的先生

398
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,000
我想去找份工作

399
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,501
你有工作啊

400
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,462
我知道，照顧孩子又看起來光鮮亮麗

401
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,841
但我覺得有個每天能去的地方還不錯

402
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,801
你有發電廠的工作啊

403
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,262
他們每天早上都打來問你在哪裡

404
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,680
所以你不生氣？

405
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,640
我愛你

406
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,225
謝謝你的理解

407
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,446
不好意思

408
00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,115
我有個朋友應該在這裡

409
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,492
我只想確認她沒事

410
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,494
瑪姬，見到你真好

411
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,663
但你真的沒必要過來

412
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,832
因為這裡一切都…跑

413
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,042
快跑

414
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,544
怎麼回事？

415
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,630
我以為你只是在按摩

416
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,299
按摩不錯，但其他方面就…

417
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,094
炸掉那座橋

418
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,498
謝謝觀賞

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00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:54,294
翻譯：ＳＤＩ　Ｍｅｄｉａ

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00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,359
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