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♪ Love is a song
that never ends ♪
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♪ Sunshine turns to rain ♪
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♪ In Disney cartoons,
a parent dies ♪
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♪ Life will be full of pain ♪
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♪ We bring tears
to children's eyes ♪
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♪ They'll never sleep again ♪
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♪ Ooh. ♪
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Barti, wait for me.
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Shh!
Stop all that noise.
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A hunter has entered the forest.
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Cool.
What's a hunter?
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- Run, Barti, run!
- Not without you, Mama.
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Owl season starts next week.
Next week!
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‐
‐Death.
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Barti,
if you love me, run!
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I made it, Mama.
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Mama?
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Mama?!
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Where‐where's my mama?
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I'm fine, sweetheart.
I'm fine.
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Your father took care of
the bad man.
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Time for a little "stag party."
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- Thank God you're herbivores.
- That's right.
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And today your name is "Herb."
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This family is so poor.
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I hate to say it,
but you are a bad provider.
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Hey, I put
a roof over your head.
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Okay, under your head.
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Family, I have excellent news.
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I got a job as a tutor
in a nice, rich home.
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How deep is the water
in their living room?
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There's no water
in their living room.
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That's a thing?
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Oh, Homie, use a coaster.
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Okay, here's a math problem.
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How long can the two of us
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watch your hundred‐inch TV
before anyone gets wise?
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"Y" equals 102.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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I want to watch TV.
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Tickets.
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Oh,
blood and guts.
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Sir, you're not happy
with me? Why?
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You have the poor person smell.
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Gas station ramen,
a whiff of despair.
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May I?
Oh, also class resentment.
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Almost boiling over.
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- Very dangerous.
- Mm‐hmm.
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Now leave. I just have
to find another idiot
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to take your job.
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Idiot, eh?
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How did you
hear about this position?
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Well, through proper channels.
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Certainly not through
your tutor,
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who I never met,
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Or your new maid, Marge.
Or your‐‐
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Lisa, what's your job again?
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Uh, sir, I'm the art teacher.
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Aw, you've loved art ever
since you were a little...
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late for the job interview.
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Ja, ja. Gut.
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We are leaving
on a long vacation.
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Here are the keys to the beer
garden, the saxophone room,
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and my armory of stink bombs.
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- Can we trust you?
- Honored sir,
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we are beyond reproach.
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Especially the new groundskeeper.
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Ah.
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I think she has
a thing for the pool boy.
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Stupid rich people.
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While they're gone, we eat
their food, drink their booze,
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and break
their complicated toilets.
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I was not built
for the American ass.
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He thinks
I am a drinking fountain. Ugh.
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Who could that be?
At this hour?
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In the pouring rain?
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Please let me in.
My jeans are wet.
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And they're
my only pair of pants.
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Oh, you poor, poor man.
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Can I get you some tea?
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Oh, yeah, I‐I know where it is.
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Sir, what are you doing?
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I need to go...
downstairs.
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Daddy's coming!
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Go on... without me.
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Really, fatso?
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You're that exhausted
going downstairs?
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Why, you little...
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Huh?
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That's right,
I hid my family
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in this cramped,
windowless basement.
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This is nicer than our house.
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See what I mean?
Bad provider.
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Everything was great
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until you parasites
took our jobs.
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You're squatting in the basement
and you're calling us parasites?
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Well, maybe the truth is
the master is the parasite
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because he exploits us all,
and, um, yeah, okay.
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This is where you're supposed
to be smacking them
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- with the frying pan.
- Sorry.
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- Parasites.
- Parasites!
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Geez, how many people
live down here?
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People of all incomes.
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This house is an allegory.
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Emphasis on "gory."
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You don't have
a worthwhile bone in your body.
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Wait! If we all work together,
regardless of class,
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we could finally change
everything for the better.
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Wow, that sounds great.
Unless it's socialism.
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Not totally,
but certain aspects are
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- similar to social...
- Kill her!
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Seeing all that horror
and poverty makes me think
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- we should lower the corporate
tax rate even further.
- Agreed.
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There's no way they
can get up here, is there?
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Heh, heh, heh.
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My last words are
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"I'm too young
and beautiful to die.
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Take a baby instead."
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Well, Marge, I finally
got you a house with no leaks.
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Yeah, but it's filled
with dead bodies.
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Some people are never happy.
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And they say on moonless nights,
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just like this one,
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in ordinary neighborhoods,
just like this one,
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the ghost of
the murdered squirrel
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leaps, treehouse to treehouse,
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biting the toes of little girls.
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You sure scared them.
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- Can you get off my lap?
- In due time.
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Oh, Marge.
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I did a chore today.
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Which one?
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Unloaded the dishwasher.
All... the... way.
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Ooh.
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Mom, Dad,
can we sleep in your bed?
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Oh, which scary story did
Bart tell you this time?
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The one where the little girl's
head is filled with potato bugs,
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and there's no way
she can tell?
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'Cause that's
only partially true.
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No! And that's even worse!
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Lousy treehouse.
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Every year,
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two of them good,
and a lame one in the middle.
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I'll put an end to that.
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Stupid hard work.
I'll put an end to that.
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Who dares cleave my trunk,
because...
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You keep talkin'.
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I'm gonna chop you down
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before you finish that sentence.
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I am Groot.
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Hmm. You're real mature.
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Laughin' at
a brain‐damaged tree.
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Help! Help! S‐O‐S!
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Is there a dendrologist
in the house?
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And this is
the Doppler Effect...
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Always teaching science...
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Oh, ain't that nice?
A tree farm.
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No!
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This holiday is worse
than Dutch Elm Disease.
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Eh, no offense there.
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Oh, yeah...
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Humans have abused us
for too long.
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Today we celebrate
our Arbor Day.
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We have got to get
a better name for that holiday.
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I may live in the human world,
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but I never forget
my tree roots.
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Hey! How'd you like me
to pick something off you?
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I didn't like it at all.
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Feed me. Feed me!
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You're not a tree.
You're a plant.
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Yes, but I identify as a tree.
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I'm a trans‐plant.
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A legion of forest grumps
is heading into town,
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bent on revenge for years of
bad tree‐tment.
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This just in, my chest...
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All right, this is it.
No tree is a match for
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a human with a wooden bat.
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First, we kill them,
then we hang our hammocks!
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(cheering
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Finally I'll get my revenge
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for all the leaves I had
to rake, and all the prunin'.
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And the times a tree leaped
out in front of me tractor
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when I was textin' me friends.
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Gah!
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Oh, no. Pollen!
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And I'm all
out of antihistamine.
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Huh?
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Time to hit me a homer.
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Whee!
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Oh, the trees won.
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Another crass play for
an environmental award.
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You will make
a fine beanbag chair.
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That is very difficult
to dispute.
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However...
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Oh, boy...
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Halloween isn't over,
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and they're already
starting with Christmas.
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In January, Bart was awful,
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put earthworms
in his father's waffle.
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In February,
the dead of winter,
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Bart catfished teacher,
right on Tinder.
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In March,
we saw the start of spring.
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Bart unscrewed
the playground swing.
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April's known for paying taxes.
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For Bart, it's known
for nude butt faxes.
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- In May...
- Oh, how many months
are there?!
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In May we dance
around a pole.
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Bart knocked it down
with a car he stole.
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June is halfway through
the year.
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Bart has a sip
of his first beer.
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July is when
the Bastille falls.
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Bart cuts heads
off Lisa's dolls.
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August is always a scorcher.
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Bart perfects
his turtle torture.
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September,
Bart won't even mention.
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He spends the whole month
in detention.
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October ends with Halloween.
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Bart eats candy
till he's green.
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In November,
Bart can carve the turkey.
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He'll be serving human jerky.
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Then, worst of all,
in cold December...
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R. I. P.
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Lisa, we have
something to tell you.
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We had a party
and didn't invite you.
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It was a week ago.
We watched a cool TikTok.
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But anyone
who watches the TikTok
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dies after seven days.
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I watched it first.
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Oopsie!
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Finally, I'm not a twin anymore.
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I can have the top bunk and...
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I killed Jerry and Larry.
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Bart, have you heard
about this deadly TikTok?
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Oh, yeah. Everyone was invited
to that party except you.
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- Even Milhouse?
- I was the bouncer.
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Then I watched that
TikTok eight times.
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I didn't watch it.
But you can if you want.
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Nice try.
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If we knew
what was in that video,
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maybe we could stop it.
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We just have to find someone
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who isn't afraid of death
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and likes to watch TV.
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I'm your man.
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But, Grampa, if you do watch,
you die in seven days.
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That's three more
than the doctor gave me.
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Okay.
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First,
there's an evil‐looking ring.
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Then an empty chair.
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Then a lady combing her hair.
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I like the old movies
where the combing was implied.
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Now there's a bunch of maggots.
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Satan head.
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More maggots. More maggots.
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No, wait,
that's an ad for Chipotle.
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Now a woman's jumping
off a cliff,
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and we end up
with an abandoned well.
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This is the kind of movie
you watch in a museum
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when your feet hurt.
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And my feet always hurt.
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Seven days.
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What?
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Seven days.
264
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I can't hear ya.
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Seven days.
266
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Maybe I better jot this down.
267
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What was your name again?
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I don't know who you are
or what you want,
269
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but let me give you
my credit card number.
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I don't have time
for your nonsense.
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We have bigger problems.
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Steroid allegations
on the kickball team.
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Psst.
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I know about
your infernal TikTok.
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This is the tragic tale
of a sad second‐grader.
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Mopey Mary, they called her.
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Kids can be so cruel.
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Ooh, "Mopey." The worst thing
you can call someone in 1932.
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One cold February,
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after receiving naught
in her Valentine's box
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but a poop
from the class rabbit,
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poor Mary ran
to the old school well
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and threw herself in.
284
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She was down there
for seven days
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before anyone bothered to look.
286
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Fortunately,
it was the end of my shift.
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Wait a minute.
288
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We don't have a school well.
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I covered it
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so no one would
ever go near it again.
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They say the unhappy spirit
of Mopey Mary lurks
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in the murderous video
shared by popular children.
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Shouldn't you have
told the police first?
294
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I tried to tell Wiggum.
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He got scared and ran off.
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Daddy, that's my pee‐pee bed.
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Uh, not anymore.
298
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Looks like it's up to me
to save the school.
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I can do this.
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Beware.
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Milhouse?
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Yeah. It was really nice of
them to give me ghost glasses.
303
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Now, be careful, Lisa.
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00:18:01,638 --> 00:18:04,142
And can you kill off
a Hershey bar for me?
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I think that's how I get one.
306
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The rules aren't very clear
up here.
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I will.
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Seven days.
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- Coward!
- Say what?
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I don't want to wait seven days.
311
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So... come and get me now.
312
00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:30,996
Uh, I have to move
some stuff around; just a sec.
313
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:36,507
Killing you is very
important to us. Please hold.
314
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,814
Your curse will be answered
in the order it was received.
315
00:18:39,881 --> 00:18:42,653
Okay, um, how's Wednesday?
316
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,588
I've got a guy coming
to look at
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the air conditioner
in the morning.
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Kill me now or kill me never.
319
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Fine!
320
00:19:01,658 --> 00:19:03,494
Hello, Mary.
I'm not scared.
321
00:19:03,562 --> 00:19:07,101
Um, would you mind taking those
black boots off in the house?
322
00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:08,805
Oh, wait.
323
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:11,845
Those are your feet!
324
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,558
Um, I wanted to give you
something.
325
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,263
Something that will change
the way you look at the world.
326
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:24,637
Here it is.
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A valentine? For me?
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I want to be your friend.
329
00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:32,018
I want to braid your hair
330
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and see your beautiful face.
331
00:19:34,991 --> 00:19:36,895
Ah! All right. All right.
332
00:19:36,961 --> 00:19:38,932
We'll work with that. Oh...
333
00:19:38,999 --> 00:19:40,434
You know why I'm smiling?
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‐
‐'Cause I have a best friend!
335
00:19:42,272 --> 00:19:44,476
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Best friend?
336
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,413
I've already suffocated.
337
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,484
Give me a little space.
338
00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:50,421
Okay, no problem.
339
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,927
Hey, I wrote you
a song on the saxophone.
340
00:19:52,993 --> 00:19:55,131
It's called "Well Bottom Blues."
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00:19:59,205 --> 00:20:00,350
I'll tell you what.
I'm just gonna walk
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00:20:00,374 --> 00:20:01,310
right over here, okay?
343
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:03,514
You sound great.
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00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:06,053
I bet it sounds even better
from the bottom of the well.
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♪ We'll see you next Halloween ♪
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♪ With tales of horror
and pain ♪
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00:20:20,381 --> 00:20:24,757
♪ Treehouse X‐X‐X‐I‐I‐I ♪
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00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:29,366
♪ Take a trip down
Dismembering Lane ♪
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00:20:29,432 --> 00:20:34,242
♪ Where were Kang
and Kodos this time? ♪
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♪ Crammed into
the final frame. ♪
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We're dimmer stars
than Proxima Centauri.
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Let's go drown our sorrows
in a child's blood.
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00:20:44,663 --> 00:20:47,669
Hasn't there been enough death
in this episode?
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00:20:47,736 --> 00:20:49,573
Really?