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Riot Rivers!
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Aah!
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‐Riot Rivers!
‐
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HOMER
Honey, are you in there?
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Yes.
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‐Riot Rivers!
‐Aah!
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Ri‐ot Riv‐ers! Ri‐ot Riv‐ers!
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There it is! Turn!
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‐
‐Calm down!
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I'm not gonna miss
your stupid water park.
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It's not stupid.
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Riot Rivers was the
greatest summer job I ever had.
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Getting paid to watch people
of all ages eat it,
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again and again.
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Just eatin' it so hard!
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‐♪ I wanna rock ♪
‐♪ Rock! ♪
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♪ I wanna rock ♪
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♪ Rock! ♪
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‐♪ I want to rock ♪
‐♪ Rock! ♪
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Wait a minute.
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They did a documentary
about this place.
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No, it didn't
happen that way.
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There was different music.
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Hmm?
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Quiet Rivers?!
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They changed the "ruh"
to a "qwah."
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Did you know about this?
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I told you they changed the name
before we left.
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I thought you were joking.
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That's the problem
with you, Marge.
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You're always kidding around.
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HOMER
Oh...
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Oh!
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Come on!
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See? They turned all the super
cool rides into baby rides.
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And the teens working here‐‐
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they're not even laughing
at the kids wiping out.
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They're loading them in
feet first.
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Hey! Where are your cutoffs?
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Are you even high?
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There's nothing worse
in this universe
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than a ride steering wheel
that does nothing.
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No, it does something.
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It makes the frog smile.
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‐
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Oh, man, swim diapers.
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I remember those.
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True freedom.
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I could tell you some stories.
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Can we leave yet?
Can we leave yet?
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Aw, you kids don't know,
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but this place
used to be so bitchin'.
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And the best slide of all
was right over there.
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Think of it.
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90% of all hospitalizations
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off just one ride!
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I wonder...
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It's still here.
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The Devil's Deluge had
the longest lines,
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the scariest turns,
even its own ambulance!
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Hello, my love.
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Did you miss me?
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Wow.
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‐Looks dry.
‐
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And dangerous.
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Children, behold the deluge.
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For today,
we punch fear in the face
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and steal death's girlfriend,
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as we truly live
for the first time.
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Also, this is
now the only way down.
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‐♪ I wanna rock ♪
‐♪ Rock! ♪
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‐Branch!
‐♪ I wanna rock ♪
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‐♪ Rock! ♪
‐Possums!
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O‐possums!
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‐♪ I want to rock ♪
‐
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♪ Rock! ♪
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‐♪ I wanna rock ♪
‐♪ Rock! ♪
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‐♪ I wanna rock ♪
‐♪ Rock! ♪
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Oh, man, I saw my life flash
before my eyes.
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I've had an awesome life.
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Oh, look at those smiles.
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I knew
you guys could have fun here.
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Yeah, nothing gets
the heart pumping
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like a brush with... nothing.
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Um, I don't feel so good.
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Aw. The quiet rivers
in my tummy are becoming...
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raging waters.
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Upstairs or downstairs?
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‐Both!
‐Both!
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Uh, out of the water!
Out of the water!
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Not me this time.
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According to these tests,
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your kids' insides
and outsides have been exposed
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to a toxic mix
of 30‐year‐old hairspray,
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hot dog water, opossum dander,
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and a grab bag of intestinal
and skin‐based parasites.
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Oh, my poor queasy babies.
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Hmm. I wonder
why Homer didn't get sick.
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He even went to work today.
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‐Upstairs and downstairs!
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Bart and Lisa will be fine
after a little TLC.
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By TLC, I mean
"taking Lorexo‐Cortisone."
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And by little, I mean
a four‐week intensive regimen.
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Oh, steroids?
Are there any side effects?
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Nothing serious.
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Maybe a little
temporary weight gain.
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Hurry up, kids!
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You don't want to be late
for your first day of school.
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Ah, a new school year.
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Uncracked books, pink erasers,
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a binder where
the rings still meet.
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And I get
to find out what happened
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to those praying mantis eggs
I left in Skinner's office.
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If, uh, we all agree to respect
each other's workspace,
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this, uh, year will go
just fine.
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Oh, look at that belly. Mwah.
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Someone's getting chunky!
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Chunky.
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Off you go.
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Don't want to be late
for school.
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Oh.
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Okay,
forget about what Mom said.
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Don't let it ruin
the first day of school.
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That's the best day of the year!
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Welcome, class.
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This year, we'll be learning
lessons that will stay with you
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for the rest of your lives.
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Calm down. It's okay.
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Attention, students.
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Due to budget cuts,
the following
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after‐school programs have
dance chunk,
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intramural chunk‐ing,
and chunky chunk chunk.
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What is going on with me?
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I'm going chunky.
Aah! I mean, crazy!
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Get a grip.
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‐
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♪ Chunk‐chunky, chunk ♪
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♪ Chunk, chunk! ♪
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Chunk‐chunk!
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Chunky!
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Lisa is soft now.
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‐
‐Hmm?
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Dang, Simpson.
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Have you been to Costco?
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'Cause you're carrying bulk.
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Oh, that's because
of the steroids I was taking.
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‐You see, my mom...
‐Steroids!
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‐Nice!
‐Yeah, badass!
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Like I was saying,
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I've been juicing pretty hard
all summer.
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Had to stop
because I beat up my dad.
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Roid rage!
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No more hanging out with
those babies for you, Simpson.
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Today, you become a man.
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What is this place?
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It used to be a padded cell
for left‐handed kids.
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Welcome to the Meat Castle.
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Say goodbye to your victim bod.
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Your shred‐ucation begins today.
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‐
‐Yeah. Swole!
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‐
‐Swole! Swole. Swole. Swole!
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I'm living every kid's dream‐‐
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to be accepted
by his tormentors.
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MARGE
Someone's getting chunky!
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Oh, honey,
you seem down in the dumps.
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And I know why.
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You do?
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Because it's really hard
to talk about when...
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Of course. I don't know
what I was thinking...
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by not taking you shopping
for back‐to‐school clothes.
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Wait, wha...?
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Oh. Nothing upside downs
my frowns
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like a girls' trip to the mall.
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I don't know, Mom.
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I'm just not feeling it.
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Mm.
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Can I get it? Can I get it?
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Hmm. I'm not sure that's a fit.
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Are you positive
that's the eight‐year‐old size?
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Oh, super pos.
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Let's upsize her to a ten short.
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‐Get me some tens
out here, Derek.
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The eights are a freaking
disaster on this kid!
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Forget it, Mom. Let's just go.
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Nuh‐uh.
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We're not leaving this mall
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until we find you
a really fun ensemble.
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That is so the look.
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Yes, I think that is the look.
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Mom, it's too big!
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No, it's not.
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It's very flattering.
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It's not your job
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to constantly comment
on my appearance!
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But, honey, I could never
pull that off.
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On you, it's so eye‐catching.
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Oh, you are slaying those tens.
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Do you really think I want
to call attention to myself?!
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Ugh! Get this thing off of me!
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Okay, why don't you give these
a try?
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No!
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Um, let's take
a little fro‐yo break.
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You can't fix everything
with fro‐yo!
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That's what you acted like
before the medicine.
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Young lady, in this family, we
put clothing back on the hanger
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so the salesperson will think
we're classy!
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Why are you acting
like such a cranky pants?
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Stop talking
to me about clothes!
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How's everything going in here?
I brought twelves.
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Do we need more twelves in here?
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This mall is an assault
on human dignity!
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I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
I hate it! I hate it!
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‐
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If they ask
who helped you today,
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remember, I'm Shauna.
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They don't respect you
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unless you insult them
just a little bit.
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‐Girls?
‐Cops.
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‐For real.
‐Yeah. Def. Yeah.
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Oh, look who got a visit
from the pube fairy.
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Dude, those aren't pubes.
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Yeah‐huh.
Everything new is a pube.
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So, Simpson, you got your eyes
on any ladies?
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Uh, yeah, I'm talking to
a couple dozen honeys right now.
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I'm in love with most of 'em,
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but right now, I want
to keep my focus on the gym.
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‐
‐Pizza rolls are hot!
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Uh, what about our reps?
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There's plenty of time
for that...
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after a weight fight!
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Working out is awesome!
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We don't slam doors
in this house!
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So, uh, how was the mall?
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Apparently, I'm the worst mother
in the world for being nice.
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Lisa had a huge tantrum in
front of the cell phone jewelry.
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I've asked her a hundred times
what the problem is,
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and she won't tell me.
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Can you talk to her?
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Of course, honey.
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Time for me to earn
my "World's Greatest Dad" mug.
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You bought that for yourself
in the hospital gift shop
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while I was giving birth.
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We both left with something
special that day.
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Honey,
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if something's bothering you,
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you got to let it out.
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Like swallowed burps,
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buried feelings can burst out
at the worst possible...
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Mom called me "chunky."
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Oh, my God.
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Marge did the one thing no
parent is ever supposed to do‐‐
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acknowledge what their children look like!
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Oh, what do I say
to make it better?
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I know. I'll tell her
Marge isn't her real mother,
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and Lisa and I should pack up
and leave forever.
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No, something
about that feels wrong.
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Hmm, I must use
an entire lifetime
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of fatherly knowledge
to help my daughter.
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Buying versus leasing‐‐
pros and cons.
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How many miles do you think
you'll be driving a year?
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Thanks for trying, Dad.
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That is what
you were doing, right?
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Yes.
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I can't expect you
to understand my problem.
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I just wish I didn't care
what people think.
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Honey, if you didn't care,
you wouldn't be human.
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Not human, I say.
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Here we are.
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When you called for help,
I was hoping you needed someone
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to spell‐check
your suicide note.
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And just so we're clear,
you dented cue ball,
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we're not doing this for you.
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We're here for Lisa.
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Hey, look who stopped by!
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How would you like to go on
a completely spontaneous outing
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with your aunts?
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‐Uh...
‐In our world, that's a "yes."
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We heard what your mother said.
Not cool.
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We only use "chunky"
to describe jewelry and stew.
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And since we've had stew
for breakfast...
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Kid, your Aunt Selma and I have
been called every mean name
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in the book.
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You just got
to let it roll off your back.
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But how?
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♪ When the world ♪
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♪ Hurts your feelings ♪
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♪ And on certain words
you tend to dwell ♪
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♪ Then live life
like your aunties ♪
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♪ And tell the jerks
to go to hell ♪
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♪ This is the dawning of
the age of who gives a crap ♪
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♪ The age of who gives a crap ♪
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‐♪ Who gives a crap ♪
‐
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♪ Who gives a crap... ♪
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♪ Muffin tops,
jowls and crow's feet ♪
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♪ Droopy boobs
and no thigh gap ♪
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♪ Chicken skin and body odor ♪
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♪ Chin hairs
that need some trimmin' ♪
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♪ All these things
that's wrong with women ♪
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♪ It's all good,
just go on livin' ♪
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♪ Who gives a crap... ♪
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♪ Who gives a crap? ♪
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Lisa, your dad told me
why you've been upset.
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I'm so sorry for what I said.
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It was a mistake,
and I feel terrible.
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Thanks, Mom,
but spending the afternoon
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with Aunt Patty and Selma
made me feel a lot better
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about myself.
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And also, a lot worse
about everyone else.
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Mm. Why couldn't I just
keep my mouth shut?
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After all, now
that you're off the steroids,
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soon you'll be back to normal.
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And you'll be my perfect
little girl again.
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So, we all better now?
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Ooh, how about this one?
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It has a lot of notes.
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I know you like those.
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Don't pretend
you know what I like.
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Oh, can you just tell me
why we're back to glowering?!
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‐Huh?
‐Marge,
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00:16:29,587 --> 00:16:32,459
I know all about the rough patch
you're having with Lisa.
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00:16:32,526 --> 00:16:35,799
I went through the exact same
thing with Milhouse.
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We're so similar, you and I.
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Are we, though?
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Look, I don't just give
this name to everybody.
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Just my best girlfriends.
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Hmm.
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Hypnotherapy?
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00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,663
Isn't that a little... woo‐woo?
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00:16:50,729 --> 00:16:52,633
Dr. Sage is amazing.
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We went in not speaking,
and after one session,
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‐we're back in the tub together!
‐Mm.
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‐
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Oh.
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00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:07,262
What's up, workout bros?
335
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:10,903
Who wants toaster strudel?
Extra glaze packets!
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00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:13,174
‐Hmm?
‐
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00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:16,581
Guys, look out!
There's girls in here.
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00:17:16,648 --> 00:17:19,219
They're called girlfriends,
baby dork.
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00:17:19,286 --> 00:17:21,891
Well, Jimbo and Flor
haven't made it official,
340
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,762
but we're all hopeful.
341
00:17:23,829 --> 00:17:25,264
We don't do labels!
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00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:27,335
But‐but I thought
we came here to work out
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00:17:27,402 --> 00:17:30,241
and‐and microwave golf balls
and talk about girls,
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but not real ones!
345
00:17:31,645 --> 00:17:35,151
I thought we were big boys!
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So dawn bros down to day.
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00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:52,419
Nothing swole can stay.
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00:18:00,301 --> 00:18:03,842
Marge, Lisa, today,
we'll be using hypnotherapy
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as a tool that builds empathy
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by exploring the landscapes
of each other's minds.
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00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:12,358
I'm sorry. I just find it
a little hard to believe
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00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,496
that everything's going
to be solved just because
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00:18:14,564 --> 00:18:17,335
you swing a gold pocket watch
in front of my face.
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00:18:17,402 --> 00:18:20,041
Oh, hypnotism
has come a long way
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00:18:20,108 --> 00:18:21,578
since pocket watches.
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00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:25,919
Now, look into Dr. Mysterio's
Mesmerific Hypnowheel.
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00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,700
Spinny thing.
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00:18:35,271 --> 00:18:37,008
Where are we?
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00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,779
We're in my mind,
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00:18:38,845 --> 00:18:42,418
and I thought this woman was
a total quack.
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00:18:42,485 --> 00:18:44,857
I can hear everything
you're saying.
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00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,160
Sorry.
363
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,830
It's so nice here.
364
00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:50,468
I feel like
I should take my shoes off.
365
00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:54,009
There's a Zen garden,
a waterfall.
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00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:57,015
Chunky!
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00:18:57,081 --> 00:18:59,587
And it's taking up
so much space!
368
00:18:59,654 --> 00:19:02,560
Look what it's done
to the Powerpuff Girls.
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00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:07,268
What if I never get "Chunky"
out of my head?
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00:19:07,335 --> 00:19:09,841
Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
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00:19:09,907 --> 00:19:13,047
If I put it there,
then I'm going to get it out.
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00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:18,792
Oh.
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00:19:18,859 --> 00:19:22,766
I never realized
how much power my words have.
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00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:25,706
Now that you've explored
Lisa's subconscious,
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00:19:25,772 --> 00:19:28,778
perhaps we should travel
to Marge's.
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00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:30,883
I have one of those?
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00:19:30,949 --> 00:19:32,887
My old bedroom.
378
00:19:32,953 --> 00:19:35,391
This must be one of my memories.
379
00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:39,165
Mom, what do you think
of my new haircut?
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00:19:39,232 --> 00:19:40,736
It's nice, but I do think
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00:19:40,802 --> 00:19:44,577
longer hair complements
your plain features.
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"Plain." Oh, my God.
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00:19:49,787 --> 00:19:53,327
I don't remember her saying
that, but now I know why
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00:19:53,394 --> 00:19:56,333
it's been in my head
every waking minute.
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00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:04,684
Oh, Lisa, now I know
exactly how I made you feel.
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00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,890
Now I know exactly how you felt.
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00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,994
I love you!
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00:20:14,402 --> 00:20:17,108
I love both of you!
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00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,545
I guess the hurtful things
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00:20:18,611 --> 00:20:21,918
your mother says to you
never totally disappear.
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00:20:21,985 --> 00:20:24,657
Maybe they don't,
but I really believe
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00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,594
that if you're aware of them,
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00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:30,167
those words will lose
their power over you...
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00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:35,411
very, very, very slowly.
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00:20:35,478 --> 00:20:36,914
If at all.
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00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:39,119
But probably not.
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00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:52,679
I wonder if everyone has words
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00:20:52,746 --> 00:20:54,984
from their childhood stuck
inside their heads.
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00:21:09,479 --> 00:21:12,853
Ah, lazy.
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00:21:29,987 --> 00:21:31,624
Shh!