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(magical theme playing)
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Ho, ho, ho!
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‐♪ ♪
‐(children laughing, chattering)
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Good sir, perchance you would
like to try on
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the "categorize cap"
to see which school
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of magic most suits thee?
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Not today, weirdo.
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(alarm blares)
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Congratulations,
you're a Grizzledum!
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Yes! Finally!
A hat that respects me!
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Don't be too cocky.
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That means you're a sworn
enemy of Pufflesnuff.
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I hate those guys.
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Well, well, well, if it ain't
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one of those Grizzledum gits.
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Someone had a little too much
bubble and squeak for breakfast.
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Don't worry, Dad.
Those are just park employees.
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Cool!
Then they can't hit me back.
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Oi!
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We're seasonal workers.
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We can do
as we bloody well please.
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Yeah, well, just wait'll
my fellow Grizzledums help me.
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I'm known for my stomach aches.
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My character was cut
from the movies.
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‐Aah!
‐Get him!
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[sighs] This is a good time
to call Grampa
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and see how Maggie's doing.
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PUFFLESNUFF: Carve a lightning
bolt in his head!
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Hello, Mabel.
Can I have my dad?
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Sure thing, Marge.
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Patching you through
to Throwback 7244.
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(phone rings)
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Hey, Marge,
everything is A‐okay,
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which was a popular slogan
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during Martin Van Buren's
election campaign because...
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Ooh, thank God
I'm on my anti‐rambling meds.
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I remember the first day
I went on them.
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That's it.
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Anyway, Maggie's having fun
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with her little friend.
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We're at the beach?!
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I better put on sunscreen.
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(humming)
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♪ ♪
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(exhales)
I finally know what it's like
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to be a British beverage.
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Gently back and forth,
back and forth.
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Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Bart!
Stop playing with the wheel.
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Only if Homer buys us something
at the gift shop!
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Why do I keep thinking
these places will be fun?
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You don't!
It's a place you can be with us
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without having to talk to us.
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(Bart laughs evilly)
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Oh, finally,
a place to spend money.
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I'll take three of each wand
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plus holsters and the
five‐year magic care warranty.
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And I'll pick the one
that costs a little extra
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because they also give
a wand to a needy child.
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(groans)
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(grunting)
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Aw.
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Listen to her,
purring like a kitten.
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(gasps) Grampa, when was
the last time you saw Maggie?
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I just changed her diaper
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before I put the cat out.
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Uh‐oh.
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‐Maggie!
‐Where are you, Mags?
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Ask Grampa, maybe he knows.
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(knocking)
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Simpsons, I don't know
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if Heaven's missing an angel,
but I think you might be.
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Oh, my sweet baby!
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Flanders, I owe ya one.
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Well, sir, could you give me
back my Allen wrench?
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(scoffs)
This guy names his tools.
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Grampa, I'm afraid we'll never
ask you to babysit again.
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Who says I want to?
You never even pay me!
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Well, you can rest easy
knowing if anything did happen,
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she has the only insurance
you truly need.
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A simple Christian baptism.
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Actually,
we haven't gotten around
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to baptizing her yet.
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You mean
this child could've been
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cast into God's basement
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of eternal burning,
because you were "too busy"?
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We could baptize her soon,
if you want to be the godfather.
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Oh, no can‐doodily.
I'm already the godfather
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to 1,100 children.
Take one of these.
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‐It'll buzz
when I have an opening.
‐(buzzes)
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This is for a baptism?
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My wife is Shinto and I worship
the Klingon faith of Ba‐a‐a‐a.
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We thought this was
for Tony Roma's.
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Good night!
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I can't stop thinking
about Maggie not being baptized.
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What if...
the unspeakable happens?
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Are you saying that just
because we don't splash
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a little water on her
she's gonna burn forever?
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Sleep well, knowing
current religious thought
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is Maggie won't go to Hell.
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Although that's
always up for debate.
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‐Mm. (snores)
‐(sighs)
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Hmm.
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♪ ♪
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Ah! Ah.
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Nice and unbaptized.
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She'll play
in an unsanitary ball pit
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‐for all eternity.
‐(gasps)
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(Devil laughing)
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And I'm here, too!
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And I've got Milhouse
growing on my back.
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I'm the front
and you're the back!
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‐I'm the front!
‐(grunts)
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Ow!
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We have
to get Maggie baptized now.
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Either Patty or Selma could be
the godmother.
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Well, that would insult
one of them.
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But I want
to insult both of them.
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What we really need
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for the godfather
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is someone
who goes to church weekly,
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not the Christmas
and Easter crowd.
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Lousy part‐time Protestants.
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I go every week
and sleep through mass
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like a real Christian.
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Homie, this is important to me.
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I get it, but can't this wait?
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You go find her a godfather!
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The classiest person you know.
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‐BOTH: Hey!
‐Wait a minute!
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I wasn't watching that!
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Guys, this is serious.
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I'm looking for a godfather
for my little angel.
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Aw, what a cutie.
Let me give her a sip of beer.
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Okay, you're out.
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If I'm out, Carl's out.
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I decide who tells
me what to do. Moe?
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You're out, Carl. So, Homer,
I hear you're lookin' for...
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You're out. Barney?
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‐You're out.
‐Aw!
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Godfather? Well let's see.
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I have done a great
job with Ralphie.
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HOMER:
Wiggum out.
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Don't worry, sweetie. You don't
need a godfather right away.
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You're gonna live
a long, long time.
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Here's another avoidable death
you've gotten us into.
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(sobbing)
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Fat Tony!
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You saved us!
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Not I.
It was the Blessed Mother.
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You're religious, too.
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You'd be a great godfather,
if it weren't for...
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If it weren't for what?
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Uh... you know...
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No, I do not know.
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(whimpers)
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What a cute little bambina.
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(Maggie giggling)
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I accept your offer.
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I will be godfather
to your child.
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Yeah, but, but, but...
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You did offer it to me,
didn't you?
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He said it.
We got it all on tape.
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(sobs)
I truly appreciate this.
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I have nothing innocent
and pure in my life,
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but now I have
this sweet little angel.
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Great, great.
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This'll be just
like The Godfather.
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‐The what?
‐You know, the movie
The Godfather.
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‐Never heard of it.
‐It's about a guy like you,
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who does what you do.
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Which is what?
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Um, legitimate business.
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He sounds like quite the fellow,
this godfather.
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I've seen Shark Tale
and Analyze This,
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but that sounds even better.
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Fat Tony can't be godfather.
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We'd be better off
with Mr. Burns.
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I asked him.
He's allergic to new baby smell.
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(knocking)
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Pardon me for dropping
by unannounced,
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but I could not help but notice
that my goddaughter‐to‐be has
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an outdated car seat
facing in the wrong direction.
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(whimpers)
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So, I have taken
the liberty of purchasing you
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the most exclusive,
top‐of‐the‐line
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car seat:
the Ferrari Protect‐a‐rossa.
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Well, that's very nice, but...
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And you, the mama,
will drive her more safely
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in this Luxus SUV
I have leased in your name.
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It's got everything.
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Blindspot monitors...
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built‐in humidor, a GPS
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that doesn't think
it's better than you.
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MALE VOICE:
Sure, let's try it your way.
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‐Oh...
‐FAT TONY: Hmm?
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Fat Tony, I'm sorry,
but you can't be the godfather.
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Marge, think about this.
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Your baby will want
to go to an elite preschool,
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a prestigious prep school,
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a college with the ivy.
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I could help you
with all these things.
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You can really do that?
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With the soccer coaches
and admissions officers
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I have in my pocket
like so many yogurt melties.
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We'll play along
until we can get out of it.
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Godfather.
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Welcome to the family.
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Welcome to the family.
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MARGE:
Okay, just get through this.
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Then you never see
the godparents again.
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Always so nice to see you,
Fat Tony.
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Is everything okay?
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Please, please, say it's okay.
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Why you no answering?
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I'm a‐gonna die!
And I've never been‐a to Italy!
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(sobbing)
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Everything's fine.
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Ah, I knew it.
Have‐a some parmesan.
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My hand!
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It's‐a having a heart attack!
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Now, I take my duties
as godfather seriously.
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I might almost be intrusive.
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Almost.
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First, I want to help
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with little Margaret's
religious development.
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For my first communion,
my sainted mother gave me
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this book and ten dollars,
which was a fortune to me.
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I never spent it.
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Mama!
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First, the queen of all saints,
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Mary, the only woman in history
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who had the ugatz
to be a mother and a virgin.
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Actually, the virgin birth
is the doctrine
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of traditional Christianity.
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Not Protestants.
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La beata madre è stata
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concepita senza
peccato originale.
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Quindi è possibile
che sia madre e vergine.
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Oh. Got it.
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This is Saint Lucia,
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which may or may not be
where my money is.
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And this is St. Zeno of Verona,
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the saint of learning to speak.
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For you, Margaret.
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Hmm.
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Ah, you got to love
a religion with merch.
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Maybe this could work out.
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You just enjoy riding
in a safe car for once.
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Yes! Yes! Yes, I do!
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For the family.
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Stop so we can do
the door again.
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Whoa, Mama!
(laughs)
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D'oh!
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I can't believe the boss
has us babysitting.
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I broke out of prison for this?
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00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:22,192
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
258
00:11:22,292 --> 00:11:25,228
Careful, those babies got those
super sharp fingernails!
259
00:11:27,964 --> 00:11:30,166
Here ya go, Baby Boss.
260
00:11:36,773 --> 00:11:38,108
Mangia. Mangia.
261
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:39,542
Leave no evidence.
262
00:11:39,643 --> 00:11:41,378
Boss,
Benny down at the liquor store
263
00:11:41,444 --> 00:11:43,813
is late on his payment. Again.
264
00:11:43,914 --> 00:11:45,649
Let me break his kneecaps.
265
00:11:45,782 --> 00:11:46,783
Marone a mi!
266
00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:49,486
You never ever talk that way
in front of a baby.
267
00:11:49,553 --> 00:11:51,288
Uh, uh, okay, uh,
268
00:11:51,388 --> 00:11:53,924
what if we give him
a boo‐boo to the brain?
269
00:11:53,957 --> 00:11:56,693
Make him go night‐night forever?
270
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:57,928
Disgusting!
271
00:11:58,028 --> 00:12:00,263
You give the kiss of death
with that mouth?
272
00:12:00,330 --> 00:12:02,799
Now, if you'll excuse me...
273
00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:05,035
I have to take
sweet little Maggie
274
00:12:05,135 --> 00:12:07,203
to Guido and Me class.
275
00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,105
(humming happily)
276
00:12:09,205 --> 00:12:11,341
I think the boss is
gettin' soft.
277
00:12:11,408 --> 00:12:13,143
Next thing you know,
he'll be startin'
278
00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:15,278
a legitimate
legitimate business!
279
00:12:15,378 --> 00:12:17,447
Eh, I think
you're imagining things.
280
00:12:17,547 --> 00:12:21,051
♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little star ♪
281
00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:23,653
♪ Let me hotwire you a car ♪
282
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,790
♪ We'll change the plates,
I know a guy ♪
283
00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:29,859
♪ You'll be my little alibi. ♪
284
00:12:29,926 --> 00:12:32,696
(laughs)
You stole my heart.
285
00:12:32,796 --> 00:12:34,664
You little criminal.
286
00:12:34,731 --> 00:12:36,633
(all groaning)
287
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,169
(all gasping)
288
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,571
Ah, it's‐a so sad.
289
00:12:41,638 --> 00:12:44,074
Fat Tony has been
a very good boss.
290
00:12:44,207 --> 00:12:48,211
I have too much respect
for him not to kill him.
291
00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:50,447
Eh, what do you think,
Johnny Tightlips?
292
00:12:50,547 --> 00:12:53,116
I don't want
to do nothin' to nobody.
293
00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:55,685
So... you want to do
somethin' to somebody.
294
00:12:55,752 --> 00:12:57,320
Exactly.
295
00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,422
Does Maggie seem different
to you?
296
00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:00,724
I'm worried.
297
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:02,659
Uh, Marge,
let me put it this way.
298
00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,127
We can't be bad parents,
299
00:13:04,194 --> 00:13:07,264
because bad parents can't
get their kid into...
300
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,966
the finest preschool in town!
301
00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:11,501
Maggie has been admitted
302
00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:13,937
to the Preschool
for the Performing Arts?
303
00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:16,006
They have a three‐year wait.
304
00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:18,508
Is she in the morning class
or afternoon?
305
00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:19,776
Morning.
306
00:13:19,809 --> 00:13:21,678
‐Mm.
‐(knocking)
307
00:13:21,745 --> 00:13:24,180
I'm afraid we have
an agreement
308
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,249
and you have not held up
your end.
309
00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:28,885
We are going for a ride.
310
00:13:28,985 --> 00:13:31,521
(whimpering)
311
00:13:34,824 --> 00:13:37,360
No!
312
00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:42,132
No goddaughter of mine
will miss Sunday service.
313
00:13:42,165 --> 00:13:44,134
Oh, but I'm hungover.
314
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,336
We were gonna go at 1:00 p. m.
315
00:13:46,436 --> 00:13:48,572
I'm afraid there ain't
no 1:00 p. m. no more.
316
00:13:48,638 --> 00:13:50,807
Low attendance whacked it
from the schedule.
317
00:13:50,874 --> 00:13:52,042
I knew it.
318
00:13:52,142 --> 00:13:53,276
You make a deal with the devil,
319
00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:54,711
and look where you wind up.
320
00:13:54,778 --> 00:13:56,346
‐(snoring)
‐Wake up.
321
00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:57,414
(blabbering)
322
00:13:57,514 --> 00:13:58,782
Oh, come on, man.
323
00:13:58,815 --> 00:14:00,350
Even the priest is asleep.
324
00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:01,918
(yawns)
325
00:14:02,018 --> 00:14:05,222
Please rise
and open your hymnals.
326
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:09,426
(whispers):
He said open your book.
327
00:14:10,193 --> 00:14:13,396
♪ You were so right, I'm
a moron, I'm so frightened ♪
328
00:14:13,463 --> 00:14:17,634
♪ Bail us out now,
I am out of ideas. ♪
329
00:14:20,136 --> 00:14:22,405
Look, if we're direct
and say he can't be godfather,
330
00:14:22,472 --> 00:14:24,307
what's the worst
that can happen?
331
00:14:24,374 --> 00:14:26,209
Did you see The Godfather?
332
00:14:26,309 --> 00:14:27,777
I saw the wedding part.
333
00:14:27,878 --> 00:14:29,546
Does anything happen after that?
334
00:14:29,613 --> 00:14:32,582
That Carlo seems
like a wonderful husband.
335
00:14:32,682 --> 00:14:35,552
‐What are you talking about?
‐Uh, Mister Fat?
336
00:14:35,619 --> 00:14:38,755
There's a non‐whacking matter
I need to discuss with you.
337
00:14:38,822 --> 00:14:40,657
I also have
to tell you something.
338
00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:44,160
Your daughter is cute, smart,
and sweet as a hung jury.
339
00:14:44,227 --> 00:14:46,463
So I will honor
all of you next Sunday
340
00:14:46,563 --> 00:14:49,900
with tickets to Itchy
and Scratchy's Christmas On Ice.
341
00:14:49,966 --> 00:14:54,070
Now, what did you want
to tell me?
342
00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:56,306
I, um, uh, stall, stall...
343
00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:58,241
play for time...
(stammers)
344
00:14:58,308 --> 00:15:01,077
I wanted to tell you
how great you look in that suit.
345
00:15:01,144 --> 00:15:02,345
Why, thank you.
346
00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:04,047
Why do people have
such difficulty
347
00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:05,649
telling me how great I am?
348
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,255
This is
the first business I've had
349
00:15:12,322 --> 00:15:14,891
where in the back room is
just more of the same.
350
00:15:14,991 --> 00:15:17,093
Thoughts?
351
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,062
Hey, these diaper bags
are great.
352
00:15:19,162 --> 00:15:21,131
You could hide a brick
of nose candy in here.
353
00:15:21,231 --> 00:15:23,667
No, you mezzo arguto paisan!
354
00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:25,235
This is all aboveboard.
355
00:15:25,335 --> 00:15:27,103
I want to be family friendly.
356
00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:29,773
You mean "the family" family?
357
00:15:29,873 --> 00:15:31,775
I mean every family!
358
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,643
Except the Branzinos.
359
00:15:33,743 --> 00:15:35,111
Death to them.
360
00:15:35,178 --> 00:15:36,179
ALL THREE:
Death to them.
361
00:15:36,279 --> 00:15:37,314
Hey, boss, maybe you can get
362
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:39,683
your little Maggie one of these.
363
00:15:39,749 --> 00:15:42,586
You would body shame a baby?!
364
00:15:44,788 --> 00:15:46,623
‐(door closes)
‐I've seen enough.
365
00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:48,525
This Sunday we make our move.
366
00:15:48,592 --> 00:15:50,360
Can we make it Saturday?
I got a thing.
367
00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,395
‐Move your thing.
‐I already moved it
368
00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:54,364
for the thing that was cancelled
for the you know what
369
00:15:54,464 --> 00:15:56,099
where we did that thing
we did not do.
370
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,268
That didn't happen
two weeks ago.
371
00:15:58,335 --> 00:15:59,936
You don't know about that!
372
00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:02,906
You don't know
what I don't know.
373
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:05,508
Um, we certainly appreciate
374
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:07,410
all you've done for us.
375
00:16:07,477 --> 00:16:10,714
Maggie has all the bling
a toddler could want.
376
00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:14,451
Don't look at me.
377
00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:16,753
They fell off the back
of a tricycle.
378
00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:20,123
(crying)
379
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,559
(gasps)
What have we done?
380
00:16:25,061 --> 00:16:26,997
Uh, Maggie! What are ya doin'?
381
00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:29,099
I didn't mean it! Maggie!
382
00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:32,202
Fat Tony, get away from my kid!
383
00:16:34,337 --> 00:16:36,106
That's it.
384
00:16:38,074 --> 00:16:40,911
Fine. I see.
385
00:16:40,977 --> 00:16:44,014
Excuse me,
there is an urgent matter
386
00:16:44,147 --> 00:16:46,082
I must attend to.
387
00:16:57,928 --> 00:16:59,195
(burps)
388
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:01,932
Homer, can I tell you
a little secret?
389
00:17:01,998 --> 00:17:04,568
‐No, no, please don't!
‐It's a good secret.
390
00:17:04,634 --> 00:17:07,270
I'm finally getting out of
this terrible business I'm in.
391
00:17:07,337 --> 00:17:10,006
And into the slightly
less cutthroat business
392
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,975
of maternity wear.
393
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:13,944
I'm gonna get my soul back.
394
00:17:13,977 --> 00:17:16,780
And Maggie is my inspiration.
395
00:17:16,846 --> 00:17:18,815
‐Aw.
‐Give me one more day
396
00:17:18,882 --> 00:17:20,917
to prove
that I belong in her life.
397
00:17:21,017 --> 00:17:22,752
I'll see what I can do.
398
00:17:22,786 --> 00:17:25,021
(giggles)
399
00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:28,091
Legs! Louie! Get in here!
400
00:17:28,191 --> 00:17:29,359
Dispose of this.
401
00:17:29,426 --> 00:17:32,462
I don't want
to know where or how.
402
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,340
Ain't nobody gonna
find this now.
403
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,576
Uh, marone.
You never forget that smell.
404
00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:04,461
Remember: take the gun.
405
00:18:04,527 --> 00:18:06,329
Leave the Zamboni.
406
00:18:06,429 --> 00:18:08,965
Okay, this is it.
I'm ending it today.
407
00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:12,335
In a public place
with a lot of witnesses.
408
00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:20,710
Well, Fat Tony,
this is really fun,
409
00:18:20,777 --> 00:18:22,779
but where is everyone else?
410
00:18:22,846 --> 00:18:25,148
On the suggestion
of my coworkers,
411
00:18:25,248 --> 00:18:27,817
who only have
my best interests in mind,
412
00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:29,786
I bought out the whole arena
413
00:18:29,886 --> 00:18:32,322
for my dear little Maggie.
414
00:18:32,455 --> 00:18:34,591
No audience means no witnesses!
415
00:18:34,658 --> 00:18:36,159
What's going on?
416
00:18:36,226 --> 00:18:38,395
Fat Tony, I beg you!
417
00:18:38,461 --> 00:18:41,097
Stop being
my daughter's godfather!
418
00:18:41,164 --> 00:18:43,700
If you do, I'll clean for you,
I'll cook for you.
419
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,569
I'll be your mama!
420
00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:47,637
God rest her soul.
421
00:18:48,872 --> 00:18:50,473
I must refuse your offer.
422
00:18:50,574 --> 00:18:53,109
I made a promise to God
to watch your baby.
423
00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:55,946
And he's the only boss
I answer to.
424
00:18:56,046 --> 00:18:59,282
Except that guy in Kansas City.
425
00:18:59,382 --> 00:19:00,917
MARGE:
Oh, no! No!
426
00:19:00,984 --> 00:19:02,586
We're stuck with him forever!
427
00:19:02,652 --> 00:19:04,454
Maggie's in Hell already!
428
00:19:13,163 --> 00:19:14,698
Johnny Tightlips!
429
00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:16,466
This is it, Tony.
430
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:19,269
You did the worst thing
a mob boss could ever do.
431
00:19:19,336 --> 00:19:21,271
Care about somebody else.
432
00:19:21,338 --> 00:19:24,241
I thought you was
with me on this double cross!
433
00:19:24,341 --> 00:19:27,143
We'll never turn on Tony!
He's my cousin!
434
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,745
I thought he was my cousin!
435
00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:30,280
Well, he's somebody's cousin.
436
00:19:30,347 --> 00:19:32,515
And in this world,
that's what counts.
437
00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:34,317
You would betray me?
438
00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:35,418
(grunts)
439
00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:36,753
(gasps)
440
00:19:38,755 --> 00:19:41,024
No, Maggie, no! I'm sorry!
441
00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:43,660
‐That's not me!
‐Oh, isn't it?
442
00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:45,195
Oh, my God, you're right.
443
00:19:45,295 --> 00:19:46,930
I cannot change who I am.
444
00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:49,199
Also that maternity store
was a joke.
445
00:19:49,299 --> 00:19:50,734
They look, but don't buy.
446
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,937
But, Maggie, it's not too late
for you to go straight.
447
00:19:54,037 --> 00:19:56,573
I'm stepping back as godfather.
448
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:57,908
‐Finally.
‐Thank God.
449
00:19:57,974 --> 00:19:59,542
(grunting)
450
00:19:59,609 --> 00:20:00,677
Oops.
451
00:20:00,777 --> 00:20:03,380
Here's the keys to the SUV.
452
00:20:03,446 --> 00:20:05,482
(both grunting)
453
00:20:09,052 --> 00:20:11,988
You have to let go
for me to take them back.
454
00:20:12,055 --> 00:20:13,390
I know, let me just
455
00:20:13,456 --> 00:20:15,458
open the doors one more time.
456
00:20:15,492 --> 00:20:16,693
(alarm chirps)
457
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,562
(grunts, groans)
458
00:20:18,628 --> 00:20:20,931
Maggie, my darling.
459
00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:23,166
Thank you for reminding me
of everything
460
00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:25,535
that's good and sweet
in this world.
461
00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:27,737
And now, ciao bella.
462
00:20:27,804 --> 00:20:29,105
(sniffing)
Ew, uh,
463
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:31,641
before you go... could you?
464
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,510
Just when I thought I was out,
465
00:20:33,643 --> 00:20:36,112
they drag me back in.
466
00:20:50,093 --> 00:20:51,361
I'm not afraid to say it.
467
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:53,496
If this keeps up,
I'm calling HR.
468
00:20:53,597 --> 00:20:56,600
You mean Harry the Rat?
He's buried right over there.
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00:21:29,699 --> 00:21:32,035
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