1
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What should we do now?
We've captured the cad

2
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What should we do now?
We've captured the cad

3
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who poisoned all those copper
barons, and it's barely 8:00.

4
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Lucky thing I made
an 8:15 reservation right here.

5
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Why, this is the restaurant
where you proposed.

6
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Oh, you did remember
our anniversary.

7
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Well, look who else remembered.

8
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Aster.

9
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And he's carrying
the Sapphire of Ceylon.

10
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Oh, Mick,
you think of everything.

11
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- Ooh.
- Mmm.

12
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- Aster!
- Oh, let him go.

13
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He can wear it with the diamond
brooch he buried last week.

14
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- Well, I'll drink to that.
- Darling,

15
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you drink to everything.

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BOTH:
Mmm.

17
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(sighs):
Oh, when I get married,

18
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I hope I have the breezy
elegance of Mick and Moira.

19
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MARGE: Oh, I'm sure you'll have
what your father and I have.

20
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Yep, ten years,
but we still got that magic.

21
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(belches)

22
00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,871
Thanks, sweetie.

23
00:01:03,937 --> 00:01:06,743
Mmm. Ooh, change the channel.

24
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Love It or Lift It is on.

25
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They're going to unwrap
Steven's new face tonight.

26
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Ew, it's covered in Dad cheese.

27
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I'm going to bed.
I'll leave you to your magic.

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- (Homer belches)
- (vacuum whirring)

29
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Ew.

30
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(grunting)

31
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Bart, I'm worried
about Mom and Dad.

32
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(grunting)

33
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The mushroom spores
are replicating.

34
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Torch the fungus.

35
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(shouts, grunting)

36
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Lis, I'm holding the ammo
for the whole team.

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<i>MILHOUSE (over device):
Bart, I need a reload.</i>

38
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<i>-(lasers blasting)
- Ow! Why do I feel that?</i>

39
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Mom and Dad have
completely given up.

40
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Their relationship
has no spark or romance.

41
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You got me out of my game
for girl words?

42
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They're nothing like
the couples in movies

43
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or prescription drug commercials.

44
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They don't dance on beaches
or hang glide,

45
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They just watch TV
and DustBust burp dust.

46
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I don't know, this sounds
like another Lisa thing

47
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- that's not actually a thing.
- Come with me.

48
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What are our lovely parents
up to this fine Sunday?

49
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Champagne brunch?
Historic walking tour?

50
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Or is Mom crawling around
on homemade kneepads?

51
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Good news. The only ants
I'm finding are already dead.

52
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Leave the corpses.

53
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It'll send a message
to the colony.

54
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You might be wondering,
"Why does Dad

55
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have a trash can
bungeed to his waist?"

56
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Answer: to catch
his taco droppings.

57
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(muttering)

58
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Homer, if there's room
in your taco trough,

59
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I've got a present from Maggie.

60
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Hip hop.

61
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- Up top.
- (Lisa gasps)

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(slow-motion disgusted noises)

63
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Nice throw.

64
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(laughs softly)
Nice catch.

65
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(both shudder)

66
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Okay, it's disturbing,
but that's why,

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when it comes to parents,
my policy is:

68
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- "don't look, don't care."
- You should care.

69
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You're gonna live with these two
well into your adult years.

70
00:03:02,541 --> 00:03:04,879
Do you want your future dates
to be greeted

71
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by Captain and Mrs. Underpants?

72
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(softly):
Hey, baby, you look great.

73
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- We got to go.
- HOMER (moaning): Bart,

74
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introduce us.

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MARGE (moaning):
We want to see her.

76
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I hope you have
what we have someday.

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- BOTH: Couch love. Couch love.
- (screams)

78
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We got to do an intervention.

79
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Mom, Dad, we need to talk.

80
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Not during <i>21 Days in a Swamp.</i>

81
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They're about to reveal who
they found inside the alligator.

82
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Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody.

83
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First of all,
this is a safe space.

84
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We love you.

85
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But no child should have to see
their parent wear a wastebasket.

86
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- It's...
- All you loads do is sit on the couch and watch crappy TV.

87
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We watch educational shows
that teach real-world skills,

88
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like hauling crab
out of the Bering Sea.

89
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Do you kids know
how to pull a gaff hook

90
00:04:04,298 --> 00:04:06,202
out of a crabber's forearm?

91
00:04:06,302 --> 00:04:08,306
They know nothing
of the sort, Marge.

92
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You've gotten into a rut.
Look at this room.

93
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Two people, and yet there's,
like, six throw blankets.

94
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There's nine.
Each one serves a vital purpose.

95
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And I think it's sweet

96
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that we're so at ease
with one another.

97
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There's so much
you're missing out on.

98
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Entertaining, travel,
standing upright.

99
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You won the school raffle

100
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for a week at
The Saffron Togetherness Center.

101
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But this voucher has sat
on the fridge for a year.

102
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Ugh, that thing. We were hoping
to win the kettle corn kettle.

103
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But this place sounds perfect.

104
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A tranquil setting
that blissifies coupleosity

105
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by removing the distractions
of technology and entertainment.

106
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The Saffron Center
sounds so romantic.

107
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It's at the top
of Honeymoon Mountain.

108
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Unless you saggy-bottomed
couch monsters

109
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have given up on romance.

110
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What? I love romance.

111
00:05:02,748 --> 00:05:06,088
Romance is like my oxygen.
But your mom doesn't want to go.

112
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Oh. Do you want to go?

113
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Of course I do.

114
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Unless you're not into romance,
no judgment.

115
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I love romance.

116
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- So, we're going.
- Great.

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- Great.
- Great.

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- It is great.
- Yep.

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So great.

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<i>MARGE:
Hmm, no phones or television
for the whole week,</i>

121
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and the menu is keto-based.

122
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Are you trying to pronounce
"Cheeto-based"?

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- No.
- (moans)

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Deep down, I knew
you probably weren't.

125
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There's a group meditation
on Saturday with Sharice.

126
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- What time's it start?
- Sunrise.

127
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We won't be seeing Sharice.

128
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There's silent sweat lodge yoga.

129
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Oh, that's also at sunrise.

130
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Hmm, "sunrise,"
"sunrise," "sunrise."

131
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(gasps)
Ooh, there's a sunset hike.

132
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Nope, that starts at sunrise.

133
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Hmm.

134
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- This place sucks.
- Sucks so hard.

135
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I only wanted to go
because you did.

136
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I never want to go anywhere!

137
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Then turn around, baby.

138
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- We're going home.
- Already turning.

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- (tires screeching)
- Homer!

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- Turn into the skid.
- I am!

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Th-Then turn out of the skid.

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(moans)
What does the skid want?

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(both screaming)

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(panting)

145
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- Uh, are you okay?
- (ragged exhale)

146
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Yes. Yes, I-I think so.

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(both sigh)

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BOTH:
D'oh!

149
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- (panting)
- (grunts) Rocks!

150
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We have to jump now!

151
00:07:01,853 --> 00:07:03,522
Homer!

152
00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:09,534
(panting, shivering)

153
00:07:13,175 --> 00:07:15,179
Okay, I can pound that dent out.

154
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(car banging)

155
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I'll call AAA.

156
00:07:18,587 --> 00:07:21,191
This seems like a good time
to join.

157
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Okay, no phone, no car.

158
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But we made it out of the water
and we're safe.

159
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Homer, listen to me.

160
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We are not safe.
We are in a dire situation.

161
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We're soaking wet
and it's very cold.

162
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We have to fix that now.

163
00:07:35,053 --> 00:07:36,656
We have to make a fire.

164
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On our survival shows,
they all use a bow drill.

165
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- Find a sapling.
- Or we could do this.

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(grunts)

167
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That's amazing!

168
00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,179
Where did you learn that?

169
00:07:48,245 --> 00:07:50,216
Remember all those recall
letters that said our phone

170
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- would swell up and explode?
- But you exchanged that phone.

171
00:07:53,657 --> 00:07:56,528
Nope. I said I did.

172
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Okay, fine, fine.
But we have a fire.

173
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Now get those wet clothes off.

174
00:08:01,238 --> 00:08:02,975
In front of the fauna?

175
00:08:03,075 --> 00:08:04,344
Just do it!

176
00:08:04,444 --> 00:08:06,750
Almost dry.

177
00:08:06,816 --> 00:08:10,223
Okay, next step: figure out
the way back to the road.

178
00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,561
Help me up that tree.

179
00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:14,699
- (grunting)
- No...

180
00:08:14,799 --> 00:08:16,268
- No, Homer, no.
- I got you.

181
00:08:16,368 --> 00:08:17,537
- Where'd you go?
- Not that way.

182
00:08:17,605 --> 00:08:18,974
- Up or down?
- I'm not up!

183
00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,176
- Can't breathe!
- Turn me around.

184
00:08:20,243 --> 00:08:21,445
(muffled speaking)

185
00:08:21,546 --> 00:08:23,282
And watch my thingy!

186
00:08:23,382 --> 00:08:25,386
(muffled speaking)

187
00:08:25,486 --> 00:08:26,556
(grunting)

188
00:08:26,623 --> 00:08:28,693
Ooch. Ooh. Rough bark.

189
00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,831
Homer, don't look up.

190
00:08:30,931 --> 00:08:33,904
Ow! Ow...

191
00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:34,705
(grunting)

192
00:08:34,772 --> 00:08:36,576
Dang, my thingy again.

193
00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:38,379
Okay, if you see
more than one road,

194
00:08:38,446 --> 00:08:41,085
we should walk to the one
with a sit-down restaurant,

195
00:08:41,118 --> 00:08:44,257
because I could really go
for a booth.

196
00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:47,698
Oh, no.

197
00:08:47,798 --> 00:08:49,669
All I see are trees.

198
00:08:49,735 --> 00:08:52,107
Nothing but trees.

199
00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,511
So... we're lost?

200
00:08:54,579 --> 00:08:57,685
(gasps)
Wait! I see something!

201
00:08:57,785 --> 00:08:59,221
Something bright red!

202
00:08:59,287 --> 00:09:00,490
And it's close by!

203
00:09:00,557 --> 00:09:01,826
Ooh. Ow.

204
00:09:01,893 --> 00:09:03,028
(grunting)

205
00:09:03,129 --> 00:09:05,634
- What'd you see? What is it?
- I don't know.

206
00:09:05,701 --> 00:09:06,736
But it looks man-made.

207
00:09:06,803 --> 00:09:08,607
And right now,
it's our only hope.

208
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,409
Are the clothes dry?

209
00:09:10,476 --> 00:09:12,313
Almost dry.

210
00:09:14,351 --> 00:09:15,587
No, no, no!

211
00:09:15,687 --> 00:09:17,892
This is worse than
Nude and Screwed season six

212
00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,862
when Jerry got airlifted out

213
00:09:19,962 --> 00:09:22,601
because howler monkeys bit
his pixilated area!

214
00:09:22,701 --> 00:09:24,605
Homie, I know this looks bad.

215
00:09:24,739 --> 00:09:27,310
We don't have clothes or fire

216
00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:29,949
or shelter or food
or hope of rescue

217
00:09:29,982 --> 00:09:32,420
- or...
- I know what we don't have!

218
00:09:32,555 --> 00:09:34,157
But we have the red thing!

219
00:09:34,224 --> 00:09:36,061
And it's all we have!

220
00:09:36,094 --> 00:09:37,297
Now, run!

221
00:09:37,397 --> 00:09:38,365
(panting)

222
00:09:38,466 --> 00:09:39,769
Maybe it's a fire truck.

223
00:09:39,836 --> 00:09:41,472
Ow! Or a double-decker bus.

224
00:09:41,538 --> 00:09:43,409
Owie! Or a Twizzler factory.

225
00:09:43,476 --> 00:09:45,714
Ow! Ooh, that went in me.

226
00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:48,687
A bathtub?

227
00:09:48,753 --> 00:09:51,258
A sexy bathtub?

228
00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:53,496
Hmm.

229
00:09:53,563 --> 00:09:55,099
(gasps)

230
00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:58,239
"Since 1943,

231
00:09:58,272 --> 00:10:02,815
"Honeymoon Mountain has been
a mecca of matrimonial merriment

232
00:10:02,882 --> 00:10:08,092
where newlyweds do that voodoo
you do after saying 'I do.'"

233
00:10:10,530 --> 00:10:12,801
(gasps)
A cigarette machine!

234
00:10:17,778 --> 00:10:19,849
Yes! A matchbook!

235
00:10:19,882 --> 00:10:22,788
We have something
to jot phone numbers on!

236
00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:28,032
- Oh... ah...
- Oh... ah...

237
00:10:28,132 --> 00:10:30,971
Oh, I can feel
my front stuff again.

238
00:10:31,071 --> 00:10:34,277
We can turn these abandoned
snuggle shacks into shelter.

239
00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:35,781
And warm clothes.

240
00:10:35,881 --> 00:10:37,685
What the heck is that?

241
00:10:37,751 --> 00:10:40,757
I think it's
a champagne glass Jacuzzi.

242
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,761
We might just be saved.

243
00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:46,068
Bless you,
old-time honeymoon horndogs.

244
00:10:46,134 --> 00:10:49,876
♪ Why don't we take
a little piece of summer sky ♪

245
00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:53,048
♪ Hang it on a tree ♪

246
00:10:53,917 --> 00:10:57,892
♪ For that's the way to start
to make a pretty world ♪

247
00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,797
♪ For you and for me ♪

248
00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:05,439
♪ And for the sun we'll find
a lemon bright balloon ♪

249
00:11:05,506 --> 00:11:08,145
♪ You can hold the string... ♪

250
00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:11,920
It might be
the melting fiberglass talking,

251
00:11:11,986 --> 00:11:15,894
but I think we'll be okay
until they come and rescue us.

252
00:11:15,994 --> 00:11:17,898
Oh, my God.
No one will know

253
00:11:17,998 --> 00:11:20,236
we never made it
to the Saffron Center

254
00:11:20,303 --> 00:11:23,409
because of their
stupid no-phone policy.

255
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,816
(shudders) I hope their
rooftop tantric pavilion

256
00:11:26,883 --> 00:11:29,689
falls into their
Zen meditation garden.

257
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,124
No one's looking for us.

258
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,128
They don't even know
we're missing.

259
00:11:33,228 --> 00:11:35,032
Well,
on <i>Helicopter Hiker Hunters,</i>

260
00:11:35,099 --> 00:11:38,673
they always say:
"If you're lost, stay put,

261
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,276
at least until the snow melts."

262
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,748
That could be tomorrow
or a month from now.

263
00:11:42,848 --> 00:11:44,919
Oh, we've
just got to survive here

264
00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:46,990
until they notice we're gone.

265
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:50,062
Luckily, we have
a warm shelter, water...

266
00:11:50,162 --> 00:11:51,599
And love.

267
00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:53,002
That's sweet.

268
00:11:53,135 --> 00:11:56,008
No, that's the name
of this old massage oil.

269
00:11:57,277 --> 00:11:58,580
(sighs):
Hmm...

270
00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,216
Tomorrow we'll find food.

271
00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:03,790
I'll throw another TV
on the fire.

272
00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,395
(sighs happily)

273
00:12:12,373 --> 00:12:14,110
(groaning)

274
00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:17,751
Oh, no berries, no nuts,
our traps are all empty...

275
00:12:17,851 --> 00:12:21,258
Oh, I thought I knew
what hunger was,

276
00:12:21,358 --> 00:12:24,230
but now I know that was
just not being full.

277
00:12:24,331 --> 00:12:28,439
Last week there was Cheerios
powder at the bottom of the bag,

278
00:12:28,505 --> 00:12:30,711
and I just threw it out.

279
00:12:30,744 --> 00:12:32,748
That powder sounds so good.

280
00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:34,484
Tell me
about the powder again...

281
00:12:34,552 --> 00:12:36,388
slowly.

282
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,762
(stomach grumbling)

283
00:12:39,829 --> 00:12:42,568
Don't just complain--
offer solutions!

284
00:12:42,634 --> 00:12:44,872
(stomachs grumbling)

285
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:48,112
Oh, great, now they're
talking to each other.

286
00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:50,784
- This has to work.
- Yeah.

287
00:12:50,884 --> 00:12:54,090
Fish are way stupider
than rabbits or nuts.

288
00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:05,246
You stupid fish!

289
00:13:05,346 --> 00:13:09,822
Why don't you bite
my bait-less hook?!

290
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,058
Oh, be careful.

291
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,429
You'll get your shag pants wet.

292
00:13:13,495 --> 00:13:15,266
I didn't used to wear carpeting!

293
00:13:15,366 --> 00:13:17,437
I used to wear pants!

294
00:13:17,537 --> 00:13:20,209
Made out of pants! Oh!

295
00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:21,946
Homer!

296
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,351
Homer! Homer,
get out of those wet clothes

297
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:26,021
and get to the fire.

298
00:13:26,088 --> 00:13:27,658
(gasps)
Grab it! Grab it!

299
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:28,960
Don't let it get away!

300
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,599
Oh! I've got fishnet stockings.

301
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,970
Oh, no! They're crotchless!

302
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,674
Get him! Get him!

303
00:13:35,807 --> 00:13:37,410
Get him! Oh! Oh, no!

304
00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:38,412
HOMER:
Don't let it go!

305
00:13:38,512 --> 00:13:39,715
(both grunt)

306
00:13:39,815 --> 00:13:41,284
(gasping breaths)

307
00:13:41,351 --> 00:13:43,556
We got it!

308
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,994
(crying):
Oh, thank you!

309
00:13:46,094 --> 00:13:50,302
Thank you, you beautiful fish,
thank you.

310
00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:53,008
(laughs)
Group hug!

311
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:57,016
(gasping breaths, sobbing)

312
00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:12,581
Oh, oh, this is the best meal
of my life.

313
00:14:12,648 --> 00:14:14,250
MARGE:
Mmm...

314
00:14:14,317 --> 00:14:19,327
Oh, God. This is what I want
to eat for every birthday now.

315
00:14:19,394 --> 00:14:20,964
Mmm.

316
00:14:21,766 --> 00:14:22,968
(exhales):
Ah...

317
00:14:23,035 --> 00:14:24,437
We're gonna be okay.

318
00:14:24,504 --> 00:14:27,611
It's amazing how
the world seems brighter

319
00:14:27,678 --> 00:14:29,648
with a little food
in your belly.

320
00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:31,719
(chuckles)
Yeah, you got that right.

321
00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,823
- I miss the kids!
- Oh.

322
00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:36,328
What if we never see them again?

323
00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:38,700
Oh, honey, honey, honey,
honey, honey.

324
00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:40,236
We're gonna get back home,

325
00:14:40,302 --> 00:14:42,741
and you're gonna smother them
with so much love,

326
00:14:42,808 --> 00:14:46,481
they'll never become
functioning adults.

327
00:14:46,549 --> 00:14:47,885
You promise?

328
00:14:47,985 --> 00:14:49,555
I promise.

329
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,859
Come on, dance with me.

330
00:14:52,694 --> 00:14:57,805
♪ I know together
we can make a pretty world ♪

331
00:14:57,905 --> 00:15:00,610
♪ For me and for you... ♪

332
00:15:00,677 --> 00:15:01,813
(branch cracks)

333
00:15:01,913 --> 00:15:03,482
(gasps)
What was that?

334
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,019
Probably just the wind.

335
00:15:05,085 --> 00:15:06,488
(low growling)

336
00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:08,793
(gasping, whimpering)

337
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,897
HOMER:
Don't worry, don't worry.

338
00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:13,168
- The clamshell will hold.
- (snarling)

339
00:15:13,235 --> 00:15:16,007
I think there's a hungry
predator out there.

340
00:15:16,074 --> 00:15:18,145
Oh. Good thing we're in here.

341
00:15:18,245 --> 00:15:20,216
- (snarling)
- MARGE: It's coming in.

342
00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:22,654
(snarling stops)

343
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,292
- It's gone.
- What was that?

344
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,629
(snarling)

345
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:27,698
Wolverine!

346
00:15:27,798 --> 00:15:29,133
(both scream)

347
00:15:31,772 --> 00:15:35,446
- (growling)
- (both scream)

348
00:15:35,513 --> 00:15:36,749
Where is it?

349
00:15:36,883 --> 00:15:39,120
(growling continues)

350
00:15:40,891 --> 00:15:43,462
(screaming)

351
00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:47,470
(panting)

352
00:15:47,871 --> 00:15:50,610
Oh, my God, a wolverine!

353
00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:51,946
Just like the one that killed...

354
00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:54,384
- The Wolverine Whisperer.
- We need a weapon.

355
00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:56,321
Wh-What are you doing?

356
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,925
I'm gonna lead it away.
You stay here.

357
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,460
Homer, no!

358
00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:09,514
Hey, you!
Come and get the fat man!

359
00:16:09,582 --> 00:16:11,084
(wolverine snarling)

360
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:16,996
Oh, Homie.

361
00:16:17,998 --> 00:16:20,469
Ha! You've been outsmarted
by man:

362
00:16:20,536 --> 00:16:22,073
King of Nature!

363
00:16:22,139 --> 00:16:24,010
Destroyer of our planet!

364
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:26,014
Inventor of Earth Day!

365
00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:28,051
Wait, what are you doing?

366
00:16:28,085 --> 00:16:30,022
Hey, no fair. Cut that out.

367
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,059
- (growling)
- (whimpering)

368
00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:36,201
(gasps)

369
00:16:39,107 --> 00:16:41,044
Hey, you don't want to eat me.
I'm stringy.

370
00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:43,015
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm marbled.

371
00:16:43,081 --> 00:16:44,952
I'm human Wagyu!

372
00:16:45,052 --> 00:16:46,021
(snarling)

373
00:16:46,121 --> 00:16:47,323
- (shrieks)
- MARGE: Leave him alone!

374
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,392
(snarls)

375
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:49,728
Uh... please?

376
00:16:49,828 --> 00:16:51,464
(snarling)

377
00:16:54,337 --> 00:16:56,341
Marge...!

378
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,894
(snarling)

379
00:17:05,994 --> 00:17:08,465
Run! Run!
I can't hold him much longer!

380
00:17:09,735 --> 00:17:10,904
Hip hop!

381
00:17:10,971 --> 00:17:12,774
Up top!

382
00:17:15,847 --> 00:17:17,049
Run, Marge, run!

383
00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:19,755
Marge, run!
Marge, run! Marge...

384
00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:21,324
Homer.

385
00:17:21,391 --> 00:17:22,794
It's...

386
00:17:22,861 --> 00:17:24,297
it's dead.

387
00:17:24,397 --> 00:17:26,602
Marge!
Oh, oh, are you hurt?

388
00:17:26,669 --> 00:17:27,971
I'm fine.

389
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:29,708
No, no. No, you're not.

390
00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:30,877
Where's your shoe?

391
00:17:30,944 --> 00:17:32,781
(grunting)

392
00:17:34,785 --> 00:17:35,887
Hmm.

393
00:17:35,987 --> 00:17:37,557
Oh...

394
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:38,960
Hmm?

395
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:41,498
Oh, Marge.

396
00:17:48,078 --> 00:17:50,516
(humming a tune)

397
00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:52,921
Ooh!

398
00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:54,925
(laughing)

399
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,896
Did I surprise you?

400
00:17:56,963 --> 00:17:59,400
With that sexy wilderness musk,

401
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,839
you're not sneaking up
on anyone.

402
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,375
(sniffs)

403
00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:04,510
Mmm!

404
00:18:04,611 --> 00:18:06,749
I'll go forage some more moss
for our love nest.

405
00:18:06,849 --> 00:18:11,057
(tenderly):
And later, I'll crotch milady
a fish for dinner.

406
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,030
Oh, sounds perfect.

407
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:16,201
(humming)

408
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:18,639
- (engine rumbling)
- Hmm?

409
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:20,777
(gasps)

410
00:18:22,681 --> 00:18:24,685
(humming "Pretty World")

411
00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:29,360
Hey! Over here!

412
00:18:30,162 --> 00:18:31,866
Come back!

413
00:18:31,966 --> 00:18:33,068
Stop...!

414
00:18:33,135 --> 00:18:34,705
Aw, damn it.

415
00:18:34,805 --> 00:18:36,207
What happened? What is it?

416
00:18:36,274 --> 00:18:37,844
Oh, I screwed up.

417
00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:39,848
There was a park ranger
right there.

418
00:18:39,948 --> 00:18:41,418
I should've yelled right away,

419
00:18:41,518 --> 00:18:43,956
but I looked at you
and our little house, and...

420
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,660
and it... it was too late.

421
00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:46,862
I'm so sorry.

422
00:18:46,962 --> 00:18:48,165
I'm so stupid!

423
00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:50,035
Homie, Homie, Homie, I get it.

424
00:18:50,102 --> 00:18:51,872
But we've got
to get out of here.

425
00:18:51,972 --> 00:18:53,408
Look-- we can follow the tracks.

426
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,680
There has to be
a ranger station nearby.

427
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,452
Okay, we'll pack up some water,
wolverine jerky...

428
00:18:58,518 --> 00:19:01,057
- And precious memories.
- Aw.

429
00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:02,994
No, that's the name
of this love jelly

430
00:19:03,095 --> 00:19:05,466
I've been using
as bug repellent.

431
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,873
Say goodbye to the love shack.

432
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,109
Aw.

433
00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:11,879
- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.

434
00:19:12,881 --> 00:19:15,587
♪

435
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,782
♪

436
00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:49,020
Hmm?

437
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,289
Bugs!

438
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:51,826
(spitting, grunting)

439
00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:54,297
MARGE:
They're in my nose! Ugh!

440
00:19:56,101 --> 00:19:58,038
(exhausting panting)

441
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,775
We did it! There it is!

442
00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:00,910
(laughing)

443
00:20:00,977 --> 00:20:02,748
Homer, wait. Wait.

444
00:20:02,814 --> 00:20:04,985
Just one more moment.

445
00:20:10,797 --> 00:20:12,968
(both sobbing)

446
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,345
From now on, I'm gonna try
to be more romantic,

447
00:20:18,411 --> 00:20:20,449
like the kids said.

448
00:20:20,516 --> 00:20:23,021
(crying):
Don't change anything, Homer.

449
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,526
Don't change anything.

450
00:20:26,427 --> 00:20:29,233
I guess we could walk slowly.

451
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,705
We always do.

452
00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:35,647
♪

453
00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:39,053
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00:20:39,086 --> 00:20:40,824
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455
00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:42,561
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456
00:20:42,627 --> 00:20:44,297
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457
00:20:49,975 --> 00:20:52,313
Sure you don't want to go inside
where it's warm?

458
00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:54,985
No. It's time
for my favorite show.

459
00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:00,697
(crunching)

460
00:21:13,421 --> 00:21:14,858
- Hmm?
- (grunts)

461
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:30,590
Mm...

462
00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:32,961
Shh!