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Come on, come on, come on.
Pick up the pace.
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Here you go.
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Mmm.
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Hurry up! It's almost here.
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Mm?
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Yippee!
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My industrial-grade
steam vacuum.
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The same model
they use to clean
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grisly crime scenes
and sticky champagne rooms.
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Okay, ma'am, I have you down
for a three-hour rental
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starting... now.
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Everybody, out, out,
out, out, out!
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Me and the floors deserve
to savor every minute
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of our special spa day.
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And take the dog.
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Now it's my time
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to make these stains "herstory."
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Ugh, are you quoting
their actual slogan?
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I'm quoting my wildest dreams.
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Dog park, dog park, dog park!
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Whee!
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Whee! Whee!
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Trampoline park,
trampoline park,
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trampoline park!
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Aw, don't leave me alone
in that giant dirt toilet
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with all those lonely
dog-obsessed weirdos.
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Please.
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Well, what could go wrong
with all those doctors around?
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- Hey, Homer.
- What are you doing here?
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Once it became
clear that human companionship
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was a non-starter,
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I adopted this handsome
little mister, Devin.
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He loves it here.
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The training books say
it's important
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to keep your dog socialized.
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It's not a book park.
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And now that you're here,
I have somebody
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I can talk dogs with.
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So, where'd you get your dog?
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Uh, I think he came
with the house?
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Look at us, dog-talking.
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We'll meet here every morning
at 7:00 and have our own club.
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The Dog Dad Boyz.
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I'll reach out
to logo designers.
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Oh, God, somebody
get me out of this.
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Aah! Dev-Dev!
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Control your psycho, maniac.
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Bad dog dad.
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Membership
in the Dog Dad Boyz revoked.
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Oh, you saved me from
the worst kind of human--
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a dog lover.
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I love you, dog.
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Let's go get you a reward.
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Okay, wait here for two minutes
while I get your treat.
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I'm gonna open
the windows halfway
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and leave the AC running.
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Hmm.
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What ice cream flavor
will make my dog feel
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like the most cherished creature
in the entire universe?
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Hey, check it out.
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Some jerk left their
dog in the car.
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With the windows
rolled up, no less.
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- Who does that?
- Monster.
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Obviously, no chocolate,
but he does love peanut butter.
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Rum raisin is a no,
for any species.
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What kind of lunatic
thinks this is okay?
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Some people are
just born broken.
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Puppy spoiler, coming through.
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Hey, what am I missing?
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A churlish individual saw fit
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to desert their dog
in a hideous sedan.
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Wait, it's not
what it looks like.
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I just left my dog
in my car on purpose.
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Whoa, how could you, man?
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And on a scorcher like today?
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What? It's not a...
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Aah!
Come on boy, help me out.
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Get the keys. Get the keys.
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You expect him to work
under these conditions?
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No, wait.
I think Marge
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hid a key
under the car somewhere.
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The dog-cooking wuss
is trying to hide.
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Grab his legs!
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Leave me alone.
I'm good with dogs.
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He locked the Dalmatian
in the firetruck. Oh!
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Gotta be kidding me!
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Okay, everyone. The dog's fine.
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Why don't you all
just get a life.
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No wonder his dog
is such a psycho.
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He's probably a bad parent, too.
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How dare you?
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Dad, you forgot to pick us up.
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Glad that's over,
aren't we, boy?
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Uh, I'm not so sure.
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Oh... yes.
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This must be
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how Catholics feel
after confession.
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Now, to post some
before-and-after shots
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so the neighbors can eat their
dirty carpet hearts out.
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Hmm?
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No.
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No. No...
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No!
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Okay, so far, the neighborhood
rage is contained
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to just dog lovers.
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Oh, no. It's spread
to the cat people.
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Oh, now it's
the horse crazies.
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Those horse crazies
don't mess around.
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Homer, you have
to apologize for yesterday.
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What? Why?
The dog and I are cool.
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Look, we know you didn't
mean to do anything wrong.
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But sometimes you just
need to accept responsibility
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so people will move on.
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So, I drafted you
a heartfelt apology.
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That's so sweet, honey.
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But trust me, it'll blow over.
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When God gave man dominion over
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all the beasts of the Earth,
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that was not
permission for one man
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to abandon a dog
in a hot Plymouth.
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Mm. Okay, I get it.
Everybody's mad at me.
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Dad, nip this in the bud
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and use my apology.
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I'm Homer Simpson,
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and I'm truly sorry.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk!
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Sorry if you pee-pee babies
were offended by something
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that was no big deal
and everything's fine.
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So what's the issue?
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Amazing job, you really
got his voice down.
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Okay, Homer, I think
you've made your point.
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I'm sorry that you don't have
enough things to get mad at.
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I'm sorry that you all have skin
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thinner than gas station
toilet paper.
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And I'm sorry that your
lives are so boring
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that you take a man
who left his rescue dog
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for two minutes to buy him
organic ice cream
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from a woman-owned
local business,
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and you crucify him!
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Ahh!
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Ow, my dog's eye!
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Mm-mm.
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My fellow Springfielders,
here at Burns Industries,
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we release the hounds
on all forms of disrespect,
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and to tolerance
we say, "excellent."
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As such, we have
terminated association
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with Homer J. Simpson,
as his actions
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do not represent
the values of Evil Corps.
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Moving forward,
we plan to sit back,
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tent our fingers, and listen.
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Well, Homer, on the plus side,
this has made people forget
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- you almost killed the dog.
- Oh...
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of the guy who pushed a pastor
out of a church window.
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Uh-huh. And would you
classify that as a death threat
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or merely an
act of extreme violence?
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Thank you for your rage.
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Hm.
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Oh, Lovejoy's fine.
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But I lost my job and now
that trolls put my photos
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and phone number
on the Internet,
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I also lost
my anonon-nim-ninim-ninity.
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There's also a bunch of TikToks
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of people lip-syncing
to what you said,
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because that's
what comedy is now.
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I'm sorry that you all have skin
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thinner than gas station
toilet paper.
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Oh, I've never been
so viciously lampooned.
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I hate this horrible new world.
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What I need now
is the comfort of fast food
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and slow friends.
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Three weeks later.
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Shrimp? Who you calling shrimp?
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It's prawn time, baby,
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at Dead Lobster's
Annual Prawn-a-thon!
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Grab your bib
for crispy popcorn prawn,
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wood-grilled prawn skewers
sizzling prawn scampi,
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and parmesan-breaded
prawns casino
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served over ice cold lump prawn.
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All washed down with a tropical
Tiki Passion Prawn-tini.
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Guys!
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It's Prawn-a-thon time. Guys!
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They wouldn't go without me,
would they?
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Oh my God, everybody, shut up.
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It's the pastor-pusher.
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Well, I never.
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Why am I always meeting
people who never? Mm.
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Hey, "strangers," enjoying
your entrées of embarrassment
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about being related to me?
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Don't take it personally.
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We need to be able to do
some normal family things
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without being publicly shamed.
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We just want a little
anon-mini-nanom-nini-ninity.
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But Prawn-a-thon?
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That's our special thon.
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I'm so upset
I might not ever be able
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to get my prawn on again.
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Yikes. That has got to be
the saddest thing
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ever said in a chain
seafood restaurant.
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It's not too late, Homer.
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I'm here to help you.
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Help me?
Is this
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some kind of prank,
like when those YouTubers
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chased me with real machetes?
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Wow. And no.
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I have created a refuge
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where people like you
can find redemption.
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I run an institute.
We call it The Institute.
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And it might just be
your last chance
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at rehabilitating
your reputation.
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Wait, wait, are you saying
you can steam clean,
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if you will,
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my husband's reputational
carpet, if you will?
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I am, and I will. And I will.
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The Institute is his only hope.
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Well, my reputation
is everything to me.
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That doesn't jibe
with your past behavior.
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I'm tired of reputations
being about past behavior.
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I'll do it.
Keep it safe.
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Here at the Institute,
we break our rehabilitants up
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according to the severity
of their mistakes.
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Uh-huh. Yep.
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That makes sense.
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Interesting.
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We don't take any Halloween
mishaps more recent than that
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because, at a certain point,
you should know better.
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Totally.
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Homer, meet your team.
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Just like you, they all went
stupid viral in a bad way.
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First up, Helen Lovejoy,
aka "Lemonade Karen."
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Let me see your permit.
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Where did you steal
these lemons from?
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I don't think you're even
from this neighborhood.
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Siri, call 911.
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Councilman Jed Hawk,
aka "The Toilet Rocker,"
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who always forgets to turn off
his camera and hit mute.
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♪ She was a fast machine ♪
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♪ She kept her motor clean ♪
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♪ American thighs ♪
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Oh, no.
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Larry Doogan,
aka "Pissed-O-Shorty."
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He throws tantrums in public.
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A lot.
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Oh sure, the club's at capacity
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as soon as the short guy
shows up.
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I get it, and I'm pissed-O!
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Oh, so you don't have any
blueberry muffins left
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for the short man? I'm pissed-O!
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I do... realize you only agreed
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to spend the rest
of your life with me
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because I'm short, and it's pissing-me-o!
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Kirk Van Houten,
aka "Juice Box Dad."
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Come on, Coach Loser,
don't you want to win?
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Take... my son...
out... of the game!
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Oh, yeah, I shared that.
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Juice Box Dad.
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Wait, how am I supposed
to revive my reputation
257
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associating with these scum?
258
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Watch who you're calling short.
259
00:12:25,968 --> 00:12:28,606
Whoa, somebody's pissed-O.
260
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Siri, call 911.
261
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:32,480
Look, everyone,
let's just calm down.
262
00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:35,486
Or what? You'll push us
out a stained glass window?
263
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:39,260
Hey! That was just a careless
accident born out of rage.
264
00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:45,072
Are we sure we have the right
people for this team?
265
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They're awful.
266
00:12:47,945 --> 00:12:51,518
Which is why they're perfect
for this mission.
267
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Here at the Institute,
we believe
good works overcome bad days.
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So, to fix your reputations,
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your team will be doing
public acts of charity.
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When we post them online,
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they will make your
transgressions a distant memory.
272
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Work together?
273
00:13:12,561 --> 00:13:15,734
Sorry, I don't exactly
play well with others.
274
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Okay, then we'll spend the day
275
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doing a bunch of team-building
improv exercises.
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Good deeds! Good deeds!
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♪ I'm a fool
to do your dirty work ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
279
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♪ I don't wanna do ♪
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♪ Your dirty work ♪
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♪ No more ♪
282
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♪ I'm a fool
to do your dirty work ♪
283
00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:40,449
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
284
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I can feel my reputation
being restored
285
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with each carefully-staged
good deed.
286
00:13:49,735 --> 00:13:53,142
Look, it's the people
the Internet told us to hate.
287
00:13:55,513 --> 00:13:57,951
They still hate us.
The plan isn't working.
288
00:13:58,018 --> 00:14:00,189
What do we do now?
Call 911?
289
00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:02,160
Unfortunately,
that was the only way
290
00:14:02,226 --> 00:14:04,030
to get you your lives back.
291
00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:07,303
Well, there is one other way.
No, we can't.
292
00:14:07,336 --> 00:14:10,042
- What?
- No, it's too radical.
293
00:14:10,109 --> 00:14:13,917
Ah, but it's the only thing
that's 100% guaranteed to work.
294
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,154
Hmm, yeah, it does sound
pretty radical.
295
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,925
Thanks for being honest
about that.
296
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,829
Well, sometimes
the only way to get results
297
00:14:19,929 --> 00:14:21,298
is through radical action.
298
00:14:21,364 --> 00:14:23,502
Sorry, we took a vote.
It's too radical.
299
00:14:23,603 --> 00:14:25,306
Wh... I didn't even
tell you what it is yet.
300
00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:26,976
When you said "radical,"
you said enough.
301
00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:28,178
Bye forever.
302
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:30,416
Look, I thought that
by calling it radical,
303
00:14:30,483 --> 00:14:32,053
you'd be more likely
to want to do it.
304
00:14:32,153 --> 00:14:33,923
Like you'd be intrigued
or something.
305
00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:36,696
Intrigued, eh?
306
00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:38,933
You are all here
at The Institute...
307
00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:41,806
...because of
the humiliation you faced
308
00:14:41,906 --> 00:14:44,344
after the world
saw you on your worst day.
309
00:14:45,446 --> 00:14:47,383
But, what if you could
delete all that
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00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:50,924
from every computer,
every phone, every meme,
311
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,963
and even every personal
hard drive on Earth?
312
00:14:54,063 --> 00:14:54,999
But that's impossible.
313
00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:58,272
You'd have to invent
something to do that.
314
00:14:58,338 --> 00:14:59,608
Funny you say that.
I did
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00:14:59,675 --> 00:15:01,579
invent something to do that.
316
00:15:01,646 --> 00:15:04,217
A universal eradication code
that can completely scrub
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00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:07,256
any image or video
from the entire Internet.
318
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,194
Scrub us.
You scrub us right now!
319
00:15:09,294 --> 00:15:11,933
Oh, I would, but first
I need to upload the code
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00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,502
into the one server
powerful enough
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00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:16,374
to reach every corner
of the World Wide Web.
322
00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:18,813
ChumNet.
323
00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:21,719
You mean the company
that puts those annoying
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00:15:21,786 --> 00:15:25,125
clickbait-y headlines
on the bottom of every website?
325
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,163
Yes, they're everywhere.
326
00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:30,236
No platform has greater reach.
327
00:15:30,302 --> 00:15:32,240
But to upload the scrub code
into their servers,
328
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:36,047
I need you to break in
to the ChumNet headquarters.
329
00:15:36,114 --> 00:15:38,385
Break in?
That sounds dangerous.
330
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:39,354
It is, Helen.
331
00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:41,258
That was the radical part
I mentioned earlier,
332
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,362
that didn't seem
to land with any of you.
333
00:15:43,428 --> 00:15:45,366
Radical, eh?
334
00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:47,303
Yeah, we don't have
anything to lose.
335
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:50,309
So, we're kind of like
a suicide squad.
336
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:53,348
You're exactly kind of like
a suicide squad.
337
00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:54,552
What do you say?
338
00:15:54,618 --> 00:15:56,789
I think we can pull this-O.
339
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,158
I say we do it.
340
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:01,498
We need to fight for each other,
because we're a family.
341
00:16:01,566 --> 00:16:02,634
Aw.
342
00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:05,206
A family I don't want or need.
343
00:16:05,306 --> 00:16:07,878
I miss my actual family,
so let's do this.
344
00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:11,351
But if we're going
on a commando mission,
345
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:13,155
don't we need
some sort of training?
346
00:16:13,255 --> 00:16:14,592
Don't you see?
347
00:16:14,658 --> 00:16:17,263
You've already had
some sort of training.
348
00:16:17,363 --> 00:16:21,606
♪ I'm a fool
to do your dirty work ♪
349
00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:24,277
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
350
00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:28,518
♪ I don't wanna do
your dirty work ♪
351
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,590
♪ No more ♪
352
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:35,099
♪ I'm a fool
to do your dirty work. ♪
353
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:38,238
We're in.
354
00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:40,042
Okay, just stay focused
355
00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:42,046
until you find
the ChumNet server room.
356
00:16:42,146 --> 00:16:43,816
What about
all the people in there?
357
00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:46,521
There are no people.
Just clickbait.
358
00:16:48,693 --> 00:16:51,599
So whatever you do,
don't stop to click on anything.
359
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,664
Who falls
for this garbage anyway?
360
00:17:07,764 --> 00:17:10,102
Wait, what does she look like now?
361
00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:13,843
"80 NFL players
who live in bad houses.
362
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,547
Number six will shock you."
363
00:17:15,647 --> 00:17:17,818
Well, we'll see about that.
364
00:17:17,884 --> 00:17:19,187
"One simple trick to add
365
00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:20,924
years to your height."
366
00:17:21,024 --> 00:17:23,428
Whoa, these headlines
are so tempting.
367
00:17:27,236 --> 00:17:28,940
No!
We have to remember our goal.
368
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,282
Erasing our shame and returning
to our pre-pariah lives.
369
00:17:33,348 --> 00:17:34,384
Oh, no.
370
00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:37,691
They're all trapped in endless
slow-loading slideshows.
371
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,127
These houses suck.
372
00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:41,666
Sucks, sucks, sucks.
373
00:17:41,732 --> 00:17:44,203
Number six.
374
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,174
Homer, get them out now!
375
00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,990
I just wanted to know
which vegetable
376
00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:55,894
gut doctors are begging me
to throw out.
377
00:17:55,961 --> 00:17:59,534
It's radishes. I could have
told you it was radishes!
378
00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:01,973
Find the server room, Homer,
you'll be safe there.
379
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,545
This is prawn-demonium!
380
00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:07,450
Ooh.
381
00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:11,424
Okay, straight ahead
is the access port.
382
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,161
Mm...
383
00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:14,598
Insert the flash drive.
384
00:18:14,665 --> 00:18:16,301
Once the scrub code
is fully uploaded,
385
00:18:16,368 --> 00:18:17,904
everything will be erased,
386
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:21,044
and you will return
to a life of anon-min-mity.
387
00:18:21,111 --> 00:18:23,315
Anon-min, Amoni-mity.
388
00:18:23,382 --> 00:18:24,952
It's "anonymity."
389
00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:29,193
Preparing global Internet scrub
for the following individuals.
390
00:18:29,995 --> 00:18:31,599
There we are.
391
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:36,007
Wait, who are they?
I recognize these people.
392
00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:37,276
They're really terrible.
393
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:39,915
That guy raised the price
of insulin for fun.
394
00:18:39,982 --> 00:18:41,852
I think that guy
was just president,
395
00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,790
and those are his kids.
396
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,225
And, oh, my God,
397
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,331
that's the football coach
that does all the cheating!
398
00:18:48,432 --> 00:18:50,570
Yes, Homer.
All evidence of their misdeeds
399
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:51,772
will be erased too.
400
00:18:51,872 --> 00:18:52,641
But that's different.
401
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,978
Those people did
actual bad stuff.
402
00:18:55,045 --> 00:18:57,116
Wow, lot of Russian generals.
403
00:18:57,183 --> 00:18:59,487
Upload at 60%.
404
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,757
Jeebus crackers.
405
00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:02,259
So the only way
to save myself
406
00:19:02,326 --> 00:19:04,932
is to erase the crimes
of history's current monsters?
407
00:19:05,032 --> 00:19:06,334
Oh, wise up, Homer.
408
00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:08,873
Who do you think funded
this entire operation?
409
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,710
Scrubbing these villains
410
00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:13,115
is what The Institute
was always really about.
411
00:19:13,181 --> 00:19:14,217
What do I do?
412
00:19:14,317 --> 00:19:16,254
Wait, I never
had a handkerchief.
413
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,928
Oh, this is the apology
Lisa wrote for me.
414
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:21,932
The upload's nearly complete.
415
00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:24,103
I can think of almost nothing
at the last minute
416
00:19:24,203 --> 00:19:25,205
that will stop us now.
417
00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:26,575
"It is with my family's support
418
00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:28,445
that I will strive
to do the right thing."
419
00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:31,117
I will strive
to do the right thing!
420
00:19:31,217 --> 00:19:33,321
Homer, listen, you don't know
what my investors
421
00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:35,827
are capable of doing to people
who don't help them cover up
422
00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:37,363
what they're capable of doing.
423
00:19:37,463 --> 00:19:40,169
You don't know
what I'm capable of doing.
424
00:19:40,235 --> 00:19:44,277
Yoinking this doodad
out of the computer hole.
425
00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:47,984
Internet scrub cancelled.
426
00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:49,755
Idiot! You ruined it!
427
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,625
No, my daughter ruined it
428
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:55,365
by writing the most genuine
and inspirational apology ever.
429
00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:57,303
You should hear it.
430
00:19:58,338 --> 00:20:00,844
I'm Homer Simpson,
and I'm truly sorry.
431
00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:02,547
Sorry, yet also grateful
432
00:20:02,614 --> 00:20:03,816
for this opportunity...
433
00:20:03,883 --> 00:20:05,452
In the annals of time,
434
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:06,989
there have only been five
435
00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:08,960
truly great public apologies.
436
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:11,264
But on that day,
437
00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:13,903
the words Lisa wrote,
and Homer somehow read
438
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,405
to everyone in the world,
439
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,510
put those others to shame.
440
00:20:17,577 --> 00:20:19,313
It was deeply soul-searching
441
00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:21,451
and 100% effective.
442
00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:24,457
Homer was forgiven by all
443
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,096
and beloved forever.
444
00:20:27,163 --> 00:20:28,866
You failed us.
445
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:32,039
We're gonna do to you
what we did to democracy:
446
00:20:32,139 --> 00:20:34,277
irreparable damage.
447
00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:36,147
The plan was too radical.
448
00:20:36,247 --> 00:20:39,320
Too radical!
No, no, no!
449
00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:40,790
Radical...
450
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:43,495
Radical!
451
00:20:54,283 --> 00:20:56,555
And because of all of you,
from here forward,
I will be the best
Homer Simpson I can be.
452
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,093
There you have it--
a reminder that we could all be
453
00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:01,999
a little more understanding
of one another's humanity.
454
00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:03,268
Up next,
455
00:21:03,335 --> 00:21:06,307
dumb idiot
has heart attack on treadmill.
456
00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:09,180
Another plate of shrimp.
J. K.
457
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,215
It's prawns.
458
00:21:12,787 --> 00:21:14,925
I should have listened
to you all along.
459
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,494
Yeah. Well, mostly, you just
460
00:21:16,595 --> 00:21:18,265
shouldn't have left
the dog in the car.
461
00:21:18,331 --> 00:21:20,770
Yeah, agree to disagree.
462
00:21:20,837 --> 00:21:22,874
But he and I
have an arrangement.
463
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