1 00:00:10,530 --> 00:00:13,403 (Bart and Lisa noisily chewing) Come on, come on, come on. Pick up the pace. 2 00:00:13,469 --> 00:00:14,639 Here you go. 3 00:00:18,012 --> 00:00:20,585 - (grunts) Mm... - (gulps) 4 00:00:20,651 --> 00:00:21,620 Mmm. 5 00:00:21,687 --> 00:00:24,325 Hurry up! It's almost here. 6 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:25,595 - (doorbell rings) - (exclaims) 7 00:00:25,661 --> 00:00:26,830 - (panting) - Mm? 8 00:00:27,832 --> 00:00:28,934 Yippee! 9 00:00:29,001 --> 00:00:31,707 My industrial-grade steam vacuum. 10 00:00:31,807 --> 00:00:33,309 The same model they use to clean 11 00:00:33,376 --> 00:00:36,783 grisly crime scenes and sticky champagne rooms. 12 00:00:36,850 --> 00:00:39,923 Okay, ma'am, I have you down for a three-hour rental 13 00:00:40,023 --> 00:00:42,996 starting... now. 14 00:00:43,062 --> 00:00:44,699 Everybody, out, out, out, out, out! 15 00:00:44,766 --> 00:00:47,605 Me and the floors deserve to savor every minute 16 00:00:47,705 --> 00:00:49,709 of our special spa day. 17 00:00:49,743 --> 00:00:50,978 And take the dog. 18 00:00:51,112 --> 00:00:52,147 (barks) 19 00:00:52,247 --> 00:00:54,418 Now it's my time 20 00:00:54,485 --> 00:00:57,491 to make these stains "herstory." 21 00:00:57,592 --> 00:01:00,865 Ugh, are you quoting their actual slogan? 22 00:01:00,998 --> 00:01:04,505 I'm quoting my wildest dreams. 23 00:01:09,315 --> 00:01:11,419 BOTH: Dog park, dog park, dog park! 24 00:01:11,519 --> 00:01:12,220 KIDS: Whee! 25 00:01:12,321 --> 00:01:13,991 - Whee! Whee! - (boinging) 26 00:01:14,058 --> 00:01:15,895 BOTH: Trampoline park, trampoline park, 27 00:01:15,995 --> 00:01:16,964 trampoline park! 28 00:01:17,097 --> 00:01:19,736 Aw, don't leave me alone in that giant dirt toilet 29 00:01:19,803 --> 00:01:22,742 with all those lonely dog-obsessed weirdos. 30 00:01:22,842 --> 00:01:24,813 BOTH: Please. 31 00:01:24,846 --> 00:01:26,917 - (kids moaning) - (boinging) 32 00:01:27,017 --> 00:01:30,457 Well, what could go wrong with all those doctors around? 33 00:01:33,964 --> 00:01:36,302 - Hey, Homer. - What are you doing here? 34 00:01:36,402 --> 00:01:38,774 (short chuckle) Once it became clear that human companionship 35 00:01:38,874 --> 00:01:40,176 was a non-starter, 36 00:01:40,276 --> 00:01:43,082 I adopted this handsome little mister, Devin. 37 00:01:43,149 --> 00:01:44,251 He loves it here. 38 00:01:44,351 --> 00:01:45,688 The training books say it's important 39 00:01:45,755 --> 00:01:47,090 to keep your dog socialized. 40 00:01:47,157 --> 00:01:49,094 HOMER: It's not a book park. 41 00:01:49,161 --> 00:01:50,798 And now that you're here, I have somebody 42 00:01:50,898 --> 00:01:52,234 I can talk dogs with. 43 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:54,973 So, where'd you get your dog? 44 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,877 Uh, I think he came with the house? 45 00:01:56,943 --> 00:01:58,580 Look at us, dog-talking. 46 00:01:58,681 --> 00:02:01,185 We'll meet here every morning at 7:00 and have our own club. 47 00:02:01,285 --> 00:02:02,588 The Dog Dad Boyz. 48 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,391 I'll reach out to logo designers. 49 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,797 HOMER: Oh, God, somebody get me out of this. 50 00:02:08,533 --> 00:02:09,468 (growls) 51 00:02:09,535 --> 00:02:11,038 (yelps) 52 00:02:11,138 --> 00:02:12,742 Aah! Dev-Dev! 53 00:02:12,809 --> 00:02:14,679 Control your psycho, maniac. 54 00:02:14,746 --> 00:02:15,648 Bad dog dad. 55 00:02:15,715 --> 00:02:18,386 Membership in the Dog Dad Boyz revoked. 56 00:02:18,453 --> 00:02:21,560 Oh, you saved me from the worst kind of human-- 57 00:02:21,626 --> 00:02:22,662 a dog lover. 58 00:02:22,762 --> 00:02:24,365 I love you, dog. 59 00:02:24,431 --> 00:02:26,636 Let's go get you a reward. 60 00:02:30,544 --> 00:02:33,449 Okay, wait here for two minutes while I get your treat. 61 00:02:33,584 --> 00:02:35,153 I'm gonna open the windows halfway 62 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:37,057 and leave the AC running. 63 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,694 (smacks) 64 00:02:39,829 --> 00:02:40,798 Hmm. 65 00:02:40,865 --> 00:02:42,969 What ice cream flavor will make my dog feel 66 00:02:43,035 --> 00:02:46,676 like the most cherished creature in the entire universe? 67 00:02:51,686 --> 00:02:53,322 (keys jingling) 68 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,393 Hey, check it out. 69 00:02:55,493 --> 00:02:57,364 Some jerk left their dog in the car. 70 00:02:57,431 --> 00:02:59,869 With the windows rolled up, no less. 71 00:02:59,936 --> 00:03:02,040 - Who does that? - Monster. 72 00:03:02,107 --> 00:03:05,581 Obviously, no chocolate, but he does love peanut butter. 73 00:03:05,648 --> 00:03:08,152 Rum raisin is a no, for any species. 74 00:03:08,252 --> 00:03:09,488 (indistinct chatter) 75 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,194 What kind of lunatic thinks this is okay? 76 00:03:12,227 --> 00:03:15,133 Some people are just born broken. 77 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:17,605 (honking horn) 78 00:03:17,738 --> 00:03:18,974 (whistling a tune) 79 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:20,811 Puppy spoiler, coming through. 80 00:03:20,878 --> 00:03:21,813 Hey, what am I missing? 81 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,751 A churlish individual saw fit 82 00:03:23,817 --> 00:03:26,656 to desert their dog in a hideous sedan. 83 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:29,128 Wait, it's not what it looks like. 84 00:03:29,228 --> 00:03:32,000 I just left my dog in my car on purpose. 85 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,536 (indistinct grumbling) 86 00:03:35,808 --> 00:03:37,444 Whoa, how could you, man? 87 00:03:37,511 --> 00:03:39,916 And on a scorcher like today? 88 00:03:39,983 --> 00:03:41,485 What? It's not a... 89 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:45,093 Aah! Come on boy, help me out. 90 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,164 Get the keys. Get the keys. 91 00:03:47,264 --> 00:03:50,103 You expect him to work under these conditions? 92 00:03:50,170 --> 00:03:51,405 No, wait. I think Marge 93 00:03:51,472 --> 00:03:53,209 hid a key under the car somewhere. 94 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,815 The dog-cooking wuss is trying to hide. 95 00:03:55,881 --> 00:03:58,019 MAN: Grab his legs! 96 00:03:59,756 --> 00:04:01,793 Leave me alone. I'm good with dogs. 97 00:04:03,362 --> 00:04:06,268 He locked the Dalmatian in the firetruck. Oh! 98 00:04:06,402 --> 00:04:09,174 - (clamoring) - WOMAN: Gotta be kidding me! 99 00:04:09,274 --> 00:04:10,911 (cheering) 100 00:04:11,011 --> 00:04:12,648 Okay, everyone. The dog's fine. 101 00:04:12,715 --> 00:04:14,586 Why don't you all just get a life. 102 00:04:14,652 --> 00:04:17,357 No wonder his dog is such a psycho. 103 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,729 (huffs) He's probably a bad parent, too. 104 00:04:19,762 --> 00:04:21,265 How dare you? 105 00:04:21,332 --> 00:04:23,837 Dad, you forgot to pick us up. 106 00:04:23,904 --> 00:04:25,273 (all gasp) 107 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:27,912 (sighs) Glad that's over, aren't we, boy? 108 00:04:28,045 --> 00:04:30,918 Uh, I'm not so sure. 109 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:33,055 ♪ ♪ 110 00:04:40,771 --> 00:04:43,242 MARGE: Oh... yes. 111 00:04:43,309 --> 00:04:45,079 (sighs) This must be 112 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:47,685 how Catholics feel after confession. 113 00:04:47,752 --> 00:04:50,423 Now, to post some before-and-after shots 114 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:53,830 so the neighbors can eat their dirty carpet hearts out. 115 00:04:54,866 --> 00:04:55,935 Hmm? 116 00:04:56,035 --> 00:04:57,070 No. (gasps) 117 00:04:58,807 --> 00:05:01,245 No. No... 118 00:05:01,312 --> 00:05:03,984 No! 119 00:05:05,286 --> 00:05:08,226 Okay, so far, the neighborhood rage is contained 120 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:09,528 to just dog lovers. 121 00:05:09,596 --> 00:05:12,133 Oh, no. It's spread to the cat people. 122 00:05:12,234 --> 00:05:14,371 Oh, now it's the horse crazies. 123 00:05:14,471 --> 00:05:17,377 Those horse crazies don't mess around. 124 00:05:17,477 --> 00:05:21,018 Homer, you have to apologize for yesterday. 125 00:05:21,118 --> 00:05:23,256 What? Why? The dog and I are cool. 126 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,696 Look, we know you didn't mean to do anything wrong. 127 00:05:26,796 --> 00:05:29,602 But sometimes you just need to accept responsibility 128 00:05:29,669 --> 00:05:30,905 so people will move on. 129 00:05:30,971 --> 00:05:34,411 So, I drafted you a heartfelt apology. 130 00:05:34,478 --> 00:05:35,981 That's so sweet, honey. 131 00:05:36,081 --> 00:05:38,519 But trust me, it'll blow over. 132 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,664 When God gave man dominion over 133 00:05:43,764 --> 00:05:46,335 all the beasts of the Earth, 134 00:05:46,402 --> 00:05:48,774 that was not permission for one man 135 00:05:48,907 --> 00:05:51,312 to abandon a dog in a hot Plymouth. 136 00:05:51,378 --> 00:05:53,149 (murmuring) 137 00:05:53,951 --> 00:05:57,725 Mm. Okay, I get it. Everybody's mad at me. 138 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,328 (softly): Dad, nip this in the bud 139 00:05:59,394 --> 00:06:01,600 and use my apology. 140 00:06:04,171 --> 00:06:05,306 I'm Homer Simpson, 141 00:06:05,373 --> 00:06:07,277 and I'm truly sorry. 142 00:06:07,377 --> 00:06:10,383 (chanting): Tsk, tsk, tsk! 143 00:06:11,185 --> 00:06:14,424 Sorry if you pee-pee babies were offended by something 144 00:06:14,524 --> 00:06:16,528 that was no big deal and everything's fine. 145 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:17,932 So what's the issue? 146 00:06:18,065 --> 00:06:20,804 Amazing job, you really got his voice down. 147 00:06:20,904 --> 00:06:23,777 Okay, Homer, I think you've made your point. 148 00:06:23,877 --> 00:06:26,583 I'm sorry that you don't have enough things to get mad at. 149 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:28,452 I'm sorry that you all have skin 150 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:30,490 thinner than gas station toilet paper. 151 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,928 And I'm sorry that your lives are so boring 152 00:06:32,995 --> 00:06:35,668 that you take a man who left his rescue dog 153 00:06:35,768 --> 00:06:38,472 for two minutes to buy him organic ice cream 154 00:06:38,539 --> 00:06:41,145 from a woman-owned local business, 155 00:06:41,211 --> 00:06:43,015 and you crucify him! 156 00:06:43,115 --> 00:06:43,917 - (glass shatters) - Ahh! 157 00:06:44,017 --> 00:06:46,856 - (Devin yelps) - LENNY: Ow, my dog's eye! 158 00:06:47,257 --> 00:06:48,727 Mm-mm. 159 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:53,770 ♪ ♪ 160 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:10,771 My fellow Springfielders, here at Burns Industries, 161 00:07:10,871 --> 00:07:13,944 we release the hounds on all forms of disrespect, 162 00:07:14,011 --> 00:07:17,283 and to tolerance we say, "excellent." 163 00:07:17,384 --> 00:07:19,388 As such, we have terminated association 164 00:07:19,454 --> 00:07:21,425 with Homer J. Simpson, as his actions 165 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,930 do not represent the values of Evil Corps. 166 00:07:23,964 --> 00:07:26,435 Moving forward, we plan to sit back, 167 00:07:26,569 --> 00:07:28,874 tent our fingers, and listen. 168 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:31,846 Well, Homer, on the plus side, this has made people forget 169 00:07:31,913 --> 00:07:33,950 - you almost killed the dog. - Oh... 170 00:07:40,731 --> 00:07:41,700 of the guy who pushed a pastor out of a church window. 171 00:07:41,866 --> 00:07:44,806 Uh-huh. And would you classify that as a death threat 172 00:07:44,872 --> 00:07:47,545 or merely an act of extreme violence? 173 00:07:47,611 --> 00:07:49,047 Thank you for your rage. 174 00:07:50,416 --> 00:07:51,452 Hm. 175 00:07:51,553 --> 00:07:52,555 Oh, Lovejoy's fine. 176 00:07:52,688 --> 00:07:55,426 But I lost my job and now that trolls put my photos 177 00:07:55,493 --> 00:07:56,830 and phone number on the Internet, 178 00:07:56,896 --> 00:08:00,370 I also lost my anonon-nim-ninim-ninity. 179 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:02,040 There's also a bunch of TikToks 180 00:08:02,073 --> 00:08:04,244 of people lip-syncing to what you said, 181 00:08:04,344 --> 00:08:06,014 because that's what comedy is now. 182 00:08:06,115 --> 00:08:07,885 HOMER'S VOICE: I'm sorry that you all have skin 183 00:08:07,952 --> 00:08:10,423 thinner than gas station toilet paper. 184 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:13,797 Oh, I've never been so viciously lampooned. 185 00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:16,101 I hate this horrible new world. 186 00:08:16,168 --> 00:08:19,040 What I need now is the comfort of fast food 187 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:21,011 and slow friends. 188 00:08:22,347 --> 00:08:24,919 (gasping) 189 00:08:28,225 --> 00:08:30,063 (exclaims) 190 00:08:31,498 --> 00:08:33,536 Three weeks later. 191 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:36,141 ANNOUNCER: Shrimp? Who you calling shrimp? 192 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,177 It's prawn time, baby, 193 00:08:37,243 --> 00:08:39,682 at Dead Lobster's Annual Prawn-a-thon! 194 00:08:39,816 --> 00:08:42,220 Grab your bib for crispy popcorn prawn, 195 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,526 wood-grilled prawn skewers sizzling prawn scampi, 196 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:47,497 and parmesan-breaded prawns casino 197 00:08:47,565 --> 00:08:49,735 served over ice cold lump prawn. 198 00:08:49,836 --> 00:08:53,577 All washed down with a tropical Tiki Passion Prawn-tini. 199 00:08:53,643 --> 00:08:54,846 (gasps) Guys! 200 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:57,818 It's Prawn-a-thon time. Guys! 201 00:08:57,918 --> 00:09:00,423 They wouldn't go without me, would they? 202 00:09:00,490 --> 00:09:01,993 (whimpers, gasps) 203 00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:06,335 (indistinct conversations) 204 00:09:06,435 --> 00:09:07,605 Oh my God, everybody, shut up. 205 00:09:07,671 --> 00:09:09,040 It's the pastor-pusher. 206 00:09:09,141 --> 00:09:11,078 (all gasp) 207 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:15,453 Well, I never. 208 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:18,994 Why am I always meeting people who never? Mm. 209 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:22,635 Hey, "strangers," enjoying your entrées of embarrassment 210 00:09:22,701 --> 00:09:24,371 about being related to me? 211 00:09:26,175 --> 00:09:27,812 Don't take it personally. 212 00:09:27,878 --> 00:09:30,516 We need to be able to do some normal family things 213 00:09:30,617 --> 00:09:32,253 without being publicly shamed. 214 00:09:32,387 --> 00:09:36,495 We just want a little anon-mini-nanom-nini-ninity. 215 00:09:36,596 --> 00:09:38,199 But Prawn-a-thon? 216 00:09:38,299 --> 00:09:40,002 That's our special thon. 217 00:09:40,102 --> 00:09:42,474 I'm so upset I might not ever be able 218 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,244 to get my prawn on again. 219 00:09:44,311 --> 00:09:47,685 Yikes. That has got to be the saddest thing 220 00:09:47,751 --> 00:09:49,822 ever said in a chain seafood restaurant. 221 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,525 It's not too late, Homer. 222 00:09:51,593 --> 00:09:52,728 I'm here to help you. 223 00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:54,064 Help me? Is this 224 00:09:54,164 --> 00:09:56,603 some kind of prank, like when those YouTubers 225 00:09:56,669 --> 00:09:58,506 chased me with real machetes? 226 00:09:58,607 --> 00:10:00,644 Wow. And no. 227 00:10:00,744 --> 00:10:02,180 I have created a refuge 228 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,752 where people like you can find redemption. 229 00:10:04,852 --> 00:10:08,025 I run an institute. We call it The Institute. 230 00:10:08,092 --> 00:10:09,127 (gasps) 231 00:10:09,962 --> 00:10:11,866 And it might just be your last chance 232 00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:14,004 at rehabilitating your reputation. 233 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:17,210 Wait, wait, are you saying you can steam clean, 234 00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,245 if you will, 235 00:10:18,345 --> 00:10:21,385 my husband's reputational carpet, if you will? 236 00:10:21,518 --> 00:10:24,759 I am, and I will. And I will. 237 00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:26,896 The Institute is his only hope. 238 00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:30,837 Well, my reputation is everything to me. 239 00:10:30,904 --> 00:10:33,643 That doesn't jibe with your past behavior. 240 00:10:33,743 --> 00:10:36,616 I'm tired of reputations being about past behavior. 241 00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:39,989 I'll do it. Keep it safe. 242 00:10:47,370 --> 00:10:50,243 Here at the Institute, we break our rehabilitants up 243 00:10:50,309 --> 00:10:52,848 according to the severity of their mistakes. 244 00:10:52,948 --> 00:10:55,453 HOMER: Uh-huh. Yep. 245 00:10:55,519 --> 00:10:57,156 That makes sense. 246 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,325 Interesting. 247 00:10:58,392 --> 00:10:59,629 (chuckles) 248 00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:02,735 We don't take any Halloween mishaps more recent than that 249 00:11:02,835 --> 00:11:05,707 because, at a certain point, you should know better. 250 00:11:05,774 --> 00:11:06,943 Totally. 251 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,445 Homer, meet your team. 252 00:11:08,512 --> 00:11:11,819 Just like you, they all went stupid viral in a bad way. 253 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:15,561 First up, Helen Lovejoy, aka "Lemonade Karen." 254 00:11:15,594 --> 00:11:16,863 Let me see your permit. 255 00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:18,967 Where did you steal these lemons from? 256 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:21,204 I don't think you're even from this neighborhood. 257 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,875 Siri, call 911. 258 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:25,881 THEO: Councilman Jed Hawk, aka "The Toilet Rocker," 259 00:11:25,981 --> 00:11:28,987 who always forgets to turn off his camera and hit mute. 260 00:11:29,054 --> 00:11:31,091 ♪ She was a fast machine ♪ 261 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,493 ♪ She kept her motor clean ♪ 262 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:33,763 (scat singing) 263 00:11:33,863 --> 00:11:36,769 ♪ American thighs ♪ 264 00:11:36,869 --> 00:11:38,005 - Oh, no. - (all gasp) 265 00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:41,378 THEO: Larry Doogan, aka "Pissed-O-Shorty." 266 00:11:41,445 --> 00:11:43,182 He throws tantrums in public. 267 00:11:43,282 --> 00:11:43,984 A lot. 268 00:11:44,084 --> 00:11:46,021 Oh sure, the club's at capacity 269 00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:47,791 as soon as the short guy shows up. 270 00:11:47,858 --> 00:11:49,829 I get it, and I'm pissed-O! 271 00:11:49,895 --> 00:11:51,966 Oh, so you don't have any blueberry muffins left 272 00:11:52,033 --> 00:11:55,139 for the short man? I'm pissed-O! 273 00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:57,277 I do... realize you only agreed 274 00:11:57,343 --> 00:11:59,014 to spend the rest of your life with me 275 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:02,020 - because I'm short, and it's pissing-me-o! - (gasps) 276 00:12:02,086 --> 00:12:05,393 THEO: Kirk Van Houten, aka "Juice Box Dad." 277 00:12:05,493 --> 00:12:08,399 Come on, Coach Loser, don't you want to win? 278 00:12:08,465 --> 00:12:12,240 Take... my son... out... of the game! 279 00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:14,044 (sighs) 280 00:12:15,112 --> 00:12:18,085 (laughs) Oh, yeah, I shared that. 281 00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:19,254 Juice Box Dad. 282 00:12:19,387 --> 00:12:22,527 Wait, how am I supposed to revive my reputation 283 00:12:22,628 --> 00:12:24,097 associating with these scum? 284 00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:25,867 Watch who you're calling short. 285 00:12:25,968 --> 00:12:28,606 Whoa, somebody's pissed-O. 286 00:12:28,673 --> 00:12:29,976 Siri, call 911. 287 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:32,480 Look, everyone, let's just calm down. 288 00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:35,486 Or what? You'll push us out a stained glass window? 289 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:39,260 Hey! That was just a careless accident born out of rage. 290 00:12:39,361 --> 00:12:42,333 (all clamoring) 291 00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:45,072 Are we sure we have the right people for this team? 292 00:12:45,907 --> 00:12:47,878 They're awful. 293 00:12:47,945 --> 00:12:51,518 Which is why they're perfect for this mission. 294 00:13:01,538 --> 00:13:03,108 Here at the Institute, we believe good works overcome bad days. 295 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,912 So, to fix your reputations, 296 00:13:04,945 --> 00:13:07,483 your team will be doing public acts of charity. 297 00:13:07,584 --> 00:13:08,653 When we post them online, 298 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,425 they will make your transgressions a distant memory. 299 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,527 Work together? 300 00:13:12,561 --> 00:13:15,734 Sorry, I don't exactly play well with others. 301 00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:16,769 Okay, then we'll spend the day 302 00:13:16,869 --> 00:13:19,374 doing a bunch of team-building improv exercises. 303 00:13:19,474 --> 00:13:21,144 Good deeds! Good deeds! 304 00:13:21,979 --> 00:13:25,353 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪ 305 00:13:25,453 --> 00:13:28,325 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 306 00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:29,862 ♪ I don't wanna do ♪ 307 00:13:29,929 --> 00:13:31,331 ♪ Your dirty work ♪ 308 00:13:31,398 --> 00:13:35,139 ♪ No more ♪ 309 00:13:35,239 --> 00:13:37,978 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪ 310 00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:40,449 ♪ Oh, yeah. ♪ 311 00:13:40,516 --> 00:13:42,253 - (grunts) - (laughs) 312 00:13:42,353 --> 00:13:44,859 I can feel my reputation being restored 313 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,530 with each carefully-staged good deed. 314 00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:49,668 (people cackling) 315 00:13:49,735 --> 00:13:53,142 Look, it's the people the Internet told us to hate. 316 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,446 (laughing) 317 00:13:55,513 --> 00:13:57,951 They still hate us. The plan isn't working. 318 00:13:58,018 --> 00:14:00,189 What do we do now? Call 911? 319 00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:02,160 Unfortunately, that was the only way 320 00:14:02,226 --> 00:14:04,030 to get you your lives back. 321 00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:07,303 Well, there is one other way. No, we can't. 322 00:14:07,336 --> 00:14:10,042 - What? - No, it's too radical. 323 00:14:10,109 --> 00:14:13,917 Ah, but it's the only thing that's 100% guaranteed to work. 324 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,154 Hmm, yeah, it does sound pretty radical. 325 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,925 Thanks for being honest about that. 326 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,829 Well, sometimes the only way to get results 327 00:14:19,929 --> 00:14:21,298 is through radical action. 328 00:14:21,364 --> 00:14:23,502 Sorry, we took a vote. It's too radical. 329 00:14:23,603 --> 00:14:25,306 Wh... I didn't even tell you what it is yet. 330 00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:26,976 When you said "radical," you said enough. 331 00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:28,178 Bye forever. 332 00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:30,416 Look, I thought that by calling it radical, 333 00:14:30,483 --> 00:14:32,053 you'd be more likely to want to do it. 334 00:14:32,153 --> 00:14:33,923 Like you'd be intrigued or something. 335 00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:36,696 (gasps) Intrigued, eh? 336 00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:38,933 You are all here at The Institute... 337 00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:41,806 ...because of the humiliation you faced 338 00:14:41,906 --> 00:14:44,344 after the world saw you on your worst day. 339 00:14:44,410 --> 00:14:45,412 (all shudder) 340 00:14:45,446 --> 00:14:47,383 But, what if you could delete all that 341 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:50,924 from every computer, every phone, every meme, 342 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,963 and even every personal hard drive on Earth? 343 00:14:54,063 --> 00:14:54,999 But that's impossible. 344 00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:58,272 You'd have to invent something to do that. 345 00:14:58,338 --> 00:14:59,608 Funny you say that. I did 346 00:14:59,675 --> 00:15:01,579 invent something to do that. 347 00:15:01,646 --> 00:15:04,217 A universal eradication code that can completely scrub 348 00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:07,256 any image or video from the entire Internet. 349 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,194 Scrub us. You scrub us right now! 350 00:15:09,294 --> 00:15:11,933 Oh, I would, but first I need to upload the code 351 00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,502 into the one server powerful enough 352 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:16,374 to reach every corner of the World Wide Web. 353 00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:18,813 ChumNet. 354 00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:21,719 You mean the company that puts those annoying 355 00:15:21,786 --> 00:15:25,125 clickbait-y headlines on the bottom of every website? 356 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,163 Yes, they're everywhere. 357 00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:30,236 No platform has greater reach. 358 00:15:30,302 --> 00:15:32,240 But to upload the scrub code into their servers, 359 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:36,047 I need you to break in to the ChumNet headquarters. 360 00:15:36,114 --> 00:15:38,385 Break in? That sounds dangerous. 361 00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:39,354 It is, Helen. 362 00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:41,258 That was the radical part I mentioned earlier, 363 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,362 that didn't seem to land with any of you. 364 00:15:43,428 --> 00:15:45,366 Radical, eh? 365 00:15:45,432 --> 00:15:47,303 Yeah, we don't have anything to lose. 366 00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:50,309 So, we're kind of like a suicide squad. 367 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:53,348 You're exactly kind of like a suicide squad. 368 00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:54,552 What do you say? 369 00:15:54,618 --> 00:15:56,789 I think we can pull this-O. 370 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,158 I say we do it. 371 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:01,498 We need to fight for each other, because we're a family. 372 00:16:01,566 --> 00:16:02,634 ALL: Aw. 373 00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:05,206 A family I don't want or need. 374 00:16:05,306 --> 00:16:07,878 I miss my actual family, so let's do this. 375 00:16:07,978 --> 00:16:09,080 (all agree) 376 00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:11,351 But if we're going on a commando mission, 377 00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:13,155 don't we need some sort of training? 378 00:16:13,255 --> 00:16:14,592 (laughs) Don't you see? 379 00:16:14,658 --> 00:16:17,263 You've already had some sort of training. 380 00:16:17,363 --> 00:16:21,606 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪ 381 00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:24,277 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 382 00:16:24,344 --> 00:16:28,518 ♪ I don't wanna do your dirty work ♪ 383 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,590 ♪ No more ♪ 384 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:35,099 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work. ♪ 385 00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:38,238 We're in. 386 00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:40,042 Okay, just stay focused 387 00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:42,046 until you find the ChumNet server room. 388 00:16:42,146 --> 00:16:43,816 What about all the people in there? 389 00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:46,521 There are no people. Just clickbait. 390 00:16:48,693 --> 00:16:51,599 So whatever you do, don't stop to click on anything. 391 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,664 (snorts) Who falls for this garbage anyway? 392 00:17:07,764 --> 00:17:10,102 - Wait, what does she look like now? - (click) 393 00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:13,843 "80 NFL players who live in bad houses. 394 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,547 Number six will shock you." (scoffs) 395 00:17:15,647 --> 00:17:17,818 - Well, we'll see about that. - (click) 396 00:17:17,884 --> 00:17:19,187 "One simple trick to add 397 00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:20,924 - years to your height." - (click) 398 00:17:21,024 --> 00:17:23,428 Whoa, these headlines are so tempting. 399 00:17:27,236 --> 00:17:28,940 No! We have to remember our goal. 400 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:33,282 Erasing our shame and returning to our pre-pariah lives. (gasps) 401 00:17:33,348 --> 00:17:34,384 Oh, no. 402 00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:37,691 They're all trapped in endless slow-loading slideshows. 403 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,127 These houses suck. 404 00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:41,666 Sucks, sucks, sucks. 405 00:17:41,732 --> 00:17:44,203 (gasps) Number six. 406 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,174 Homer, get them out now! 407 00:17:47,243 --> 00:17:49,314 - (alarm blaring) - (whimpering) 408 00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,990 I just wanted to know which vegetable 409 00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:55,894 gut doctors are begging me to throw out. 410 00:17:55,961 --> 00:17:59,534 It's radishes. I could have told you it was radishes! 411 00:17:59,601 --> 00:18:01,973 Find the server room, Homer, you'll be safe there. 412 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,545 This is prawn-demonium! 413 00:18:06,047 --> 00:18:07,450 Ooh. 414 00:18:08,686 --> 00:18:11,424 THEO: Okay, straight ahead is the access port. 415 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,161 Mm... 416 00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:14,598 Insert the flash drive. 417 00:18:14,665 --> 00:18:16,301 Once the scrub code is fully uploaded, 418 00:18:16,368 --> 00:18:17,904 everything will be erased, 419 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:21,044 and you will return to a life of anon-min-mity. 420 00:18:21,111 --> 00:18:23,315 Anon-min, Amoni-mity. 421 00:18:23,382 --> 00:18:24,952 COMPUTER: It's "anonymity." 422 00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:29,193 Preparing global Internet scrub for the following individuals. 423 00:18:29,995 --> 00:18:31,599 HOMER: There we are. 424 00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:36,007 Wait, who are they? I recognize these people. 425 00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:37,276 They're really terrible. 426 00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:39,915 That guy raised the price of insulin for fun. 427 00:18:39,982 --> 00:18:41,852 I think that guy was just president, 428 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,790 and those are his kids. 429 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,225 And, oh, my God, 430 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,331 that's the football coach that does all the cheating! 431 00:18:48,432 --> 00:18:50,570 Yes, Homer. All evidence of their misdeeds 432 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:51,772 will be erased too. 433 00:18:51,872 --> 00:18:52,641 But that's different. 434 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,978 Those people did actual bad stuff. 435 00:18:55,045 --> 00:18:57,116 Wow, lot of Russian generals. 436 00:18:57,183 --> 00:18:59,487 COMPUTER: Upload at 60%. 437 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,757 Jeebus crackers. 438 00:19:00,824 --> 00:19:02,259 So the only way to save myself 439 00:19:02,326 --> 00:19:04,932 is to erase the crimes of history's current monsters? 440 00:19:05,032 --> 00:19:06,334 Oh, wise up, Homer. 441 00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:08,873 Who do you think funded this entire operation? 442 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,710 (gasps) Scrubbing these villains 443 00:19:10,777 --> 00:19:13,115 is what The Institute was always really about. 444 00:19:13,181 --> 00:19:14,217 What do I do? 445 00:19:14,317 --> 00:19:16,254 Wait, I never had a handkerchief. 446 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,928 (gasps) Oh, this is the apology Lisa wrote for me. 447 00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:21,932 The upload's nearly complete. 448 00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:24,103 I can think of almost nothing at the last minute 449 00:19:24,203 --> 00:19:25,205 that will stop us now. 450 00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:26,575 "It is with my family's support 451 00:19:26,642 --> 00:19:28,445 that I will strive to do the right thing." 452 00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:31,117 I will strive to do the right thing! 453 00:19:31,217 --> 00:19:33,321 Homer, listen, you don't know what my investors 454 00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:35,827 are capable of doing to people who don't help them cover up 455 00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:37,363 what they're capable of doing. 456 00:19:37,463 --> 00:19:40,169 You don't know what I'm capable of doing. 457 00:19:40,235 --> 00:19:44,277 Yoinking this doodad out of the computer hole. 458 00:19:44,945 --> 00:19:46,181 (grunts) 459 00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:47,984 COMPUTER: Internet scrub cancelled. 460 00:19:48,085 --> 00:19:49,755 Idiot! You ruined it! 461 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,625 No, my daughter ruined it 462 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:55,365 by writing the most genuine and inspirational apology ever. 463 00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:57,303 You should hear it. 464 00:19:58,338 --> 00:20:00,844 I'm Homer Simpson, and I'm truly sorry. 465 00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:02,547 Sorry, yet also grateful 466 00:20:02,614 --> 00:20:03,816 for this opportunity... 467 00:20:03,883 --> 00:20:05,452 MORGAN FREEMAN VOICE: In the annals of time, 468 00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:06,989 there have only been five 469 00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:08,960 truly great public apologies. 470 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:11,264 But on that day, 471 00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:13,903 the words Lisa wrote, and Homer somehow read 472 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,405 to everyone in the world, 473 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,510 put those others to shame. 474 00:20:17,577 --> 00:20:19,313 It was deeply soul-searching 475 00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:21,451 and 100% effective. 476 00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:24,457 Homer was forgiven by all 477 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,096 and beloved forever. 478 00:20:27,163 --> 00:20:28,866 WOMAN: You failed us. 479 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:32,039 We're gonna do to you what we did to democracy: 480 00:20:32,139 --> 00:20:34,277 irreparable damage. 481 00:20:34,377 --> 00:20:36,147 The plan was too radical. 482 00:20:36,247 --> 00:20:39,320 Too radical! No, no, no! 483 00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:40,790 Radical... 484 00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:43,495 Radical! 485 00:20:43,629 --> 00:20:45,633 ♪ ♪ 486 00:20:54,283 --> 00:20:56,555 And because of all of you, from here forward, I will be the best Homer Simpson I can be. 487 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,093 There you have it-- a reminder that we could all be 488 00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:01,999 a little more understanding of one another's humanity. 489 00:21:02,099 --> 00:21:03,268 Up next, 490 00:21:03,335 --> 00:21:06,307 dumb idiot has heart attack on treadmill. 491 00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:09,180 Another plate of shrimp. J. K. 492 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,215 It's prawns. 493 00:21:10,282 --> 00:21:12,687 (laughing) 494 00:21:12,787 --> 00:21:14,925 I should have listened to you all along. 495 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,494 Yeah. Well, mostly, you just 496 00:21:16,595 --> 00:21:18,265 shouldn't have left the dog in the car. 497 00:21:18,331 --> 00:21:20,770 Yeah, agree to disagree. 498 00:21:20,837 --> 00:21:22,874 But he and I have an arrangement. 499 00:21:22,941 --> 00:21:25,145 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 500 00:21:25,212 --> 00:21:27,449 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 501 00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:30,222 And FORD. We go further, so you can. 502 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,825 Shh! 503 00:21:35,098 --> 00:21:37,503 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org