1 00:00:02,447 --> 00:00:03,516 ♪ Salt peanuts, salt peanuts ♪ 2 00:00:04,786 --> 00:00:06,590 ♪ Salt peanuts, salt peanuts. ♪ 3 00:00:06,657 --> 00:00:08,326 D'oh. 4 00:00:08,393 --> 00:00:10,430 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:14,906 --> 00:00:16,843 (playing harmonizing notes) 6 00:00:16,944 --> 00:00:19,448 You know, you play pretty well 7 00:00:19,515 --> 00:00:21,485 for someone with no real problems. 8 00:00:21,587 --> 00:00:24,960 That's 'cause I had the best teacher. (giggles) 9 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:27,799 -(saxophone playing jazz music) - ANNOUNCER: If you love sports 10 00:00:27,899 --> 00:00:30,036 and house flipping shows, telenovelas mexicanas 11 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:32,074 and Holocaust documentaries, 12 00:00:32,140 --> 00:00:33,176 get Everything+. 13 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,946 We'll stream anything, 14 00:00:35,013 --> 00:00:36,617 even shows that Peacock rejected. 15 00:00:36,683 --> 00:00:37,652 We've got vintage cartoons 16 00:00:37,719 --> 00:00:39,723 with the racism and violence edited out, 17 00:00:39,823 --> 00:00:41,092 so they're four seconds long. 18 00:00:41,192 --> 00:00:43,096 (whistling tune) 19 00:00:43,229 --> 00:00:46,970 Gurr, why, look, it's Mr. Crow Jangles. 20 00:00:47,070 --> 00:00:49,275 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:51,546 --> 00:00:54,619 ♪ Scratch that itch, scratch that itch ♪ 22 00:00:54,686 --> 00:00:56,957 ♪ The lotto's gonna make you rich ♪ 23 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,295 - (jazz music stops playing) - Hey, that's a Bleeding Gums Murphy song. 24 00:00:59,361 --> 00:01:01,365 But they changed the lyrics. 25 00:01:01,432 --> 00:01:03,904 He never would've sung this garbage. 26 00:01:04,004 --> 00:01:06,142 ♪ Only a dollar ♪ 27 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:08,981 ♪ Scratch and you'll holler. ♪ 28 00:01:09,048 --> 00:01:12,087 This is sacrilegious. Listen to the original. 29 00:01:12,154 --> 00:01:13,389 (blues music playing) 30 00:01:13,523 --> 00:01:17,865 ♪ So filled with sorrow ♪ 31 00:01:17,932 --> 00:01:21,405 ♪ Can't face tomorrow. ♪ 32 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,345 ♪ Get in it to win it ♪ 33 00:01:24,411 --> 00:01:26,515 ♪ It just takes a minute ♪ 34 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:28,887 ♪ Neither the state lottery nor any of their employees ♪ 35 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:31,727 ♪ Or agents make any warranty express or implied ♪ 36 00:01:31,793 --> 00:01:34,231 ♪ Including warranties of merchantability and fitness ♪ 37 00:01:34,298 --> 00:01:36,570 ♪ For a particular purpose or assumed liability ♪ 38 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:38,674 ♪ For the accuracy, completeness or usefulness ♪ 39 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,412 ♪ Of information from this song. ♪ 40 00:01:41,512 --> 00:01:44,051 I can't believe they're using a jazz legend 41 00:01:44,151 --> 00:01:46,255 to sell lottery tickets. 42 00:01:46,322 --> 00:01:47,825 Why do you hate the lottery? 43 00:01:47,892 --> 00:01:49,395 It's my retirement plan. 44 00:01:49,495 --> 00:01:51,600 Ugh. The lottery is a tax on people 45 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:54,304 who can't calculate the insanely low odds of winning 46 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,342 because they went to schools that are underfunded 47 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:59,649 because of-- guess what-- scams like the lottery. 48 00:01:59,716 --> 00:02:02,187 (breathes deeply) And they trick poor dopes 49 00:02:02,287 --> 00:02:04,659 into buying tickets they can't afford. 50 00:02:04,759 --> 00:02:06,328 ♪ Only a dollar ♪ 51 00:02:06,429 --> 00:02:07,832 ♪ Scratch and you'll holler ♪ 52 00:02:07,932 --> 00:02:10,537 ♪ I've got a one-in-50 million chance to win. ♪ 53 00:02:10,571 --> 00:02:12,541 Bleeding Gums would've been furious. 54 00:02:12,642 --> 00:02:14,278 He hated gambling. 55 00:02:14,345 --> 00:02:16,182 Really? How do you know? 56 00:02:16,282 --> 00:02:18,186 Because I'm Bleeding Gums's biggest expert. 57 00:02:18,252 --> 00:02:19,823 I edit his web page. 58 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,361 All right, all right, working on that title. 59 00:02:22,427 --> 00:02:26,335 And I made a bust of his embouchure. 60 00:02:27,537 --> 00:02:29,174 So that's what an embouchure is. 61 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,978 I learned something today. 62 00:02:31,045 --> 00:02:33,416 And now to forget it. 63 00:02:33,483 --> 00:02:34,786 Gone. 64 00:02:35,554 --> 00:02:37,859 - ♪ Scratch that itch ♪ - ♪ Scratch that itch ♪ 65 00:02:37,959 --> 00:02:41,298 ♪ I can buy a diamond collar for my bitch ♪ 66 00:02:41,432 --> 00:02:43,704 ♪ Sólo un dólar ♪ 67 00:02:43,804 --> 00:02:46,409 ♪ Scratch y usted llegará holler ♪ 68 00:02:46,475 --> 00:02:48,680 ♪ That's the end of our pitch. ♪ 69 00:02:48,781 --> 00:02:51,018 - (Lisa groans) - Oh, lighten up, Lisa. 70 00:02:51,118 --> 00:02:54,124 As Jesus said, "You've got to play to win." 71 00:02:54,191 --> 00:02:55,561 He didn't say that. 72 00:02:55,628 --> 00:02:58,366 After he turned water into wine, he said a lot of stuff 73 00:02:58,433 --> 00:03:00,704 that he didn't remember in the morning. 74 00:03:02,575 --> 00:03:05,346 Hey, Sticks, Soaky, Count Four Count, 75 00:03:05,447 --> 00:03:07,084 Hi Hat Pat, The Three Bottoms, 76 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:10,256 - Salty Joe and the Irregular Heartbeats... - (plays chord) 77 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:13,831 ...No Nickname Henderson, Daly Night, Nighty Day, 78 00:03:13,931 --> 00:03:16,268 and the Backup Boys. 79 00:03:16,335 --> 00:03:18,974 ♪ Ooh, woo, ooh ♪ 80 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:20,978 ♪ We're expendable. ♪ 81 00:03:21,045 --> 00:03:22,782 I am sure you're all as upset as me. 82 00:03:22,849 --> 00:03:24,184 Hell yeah! 83 00:03:24,284 --> 00:03:26,656 - About what? - About Bleeding Gums's music 84 00:03:26,723 --> 00:03:29,094 being misappropriated by the lottery. 85 00:03:29,194 --> 00:03:30,798 It happens all the time. 86 00:03:30,865 --> 00:03:35,306 America's only original art form is stealing Black music. 87 00:03:35,373 --> 00:03:37,779 Well, there's only one way to stop them: 88 00:03:37,845 --> 00:03:40,116 boycott the lottery. 89 00:03:40,216 --> 00:03:42,320 Shh. They're announcing the lotto numbers. 90 00:03:42,387 --> 00:03:44,224 (excited chatter) 91 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:46,061 BROCKMAN: Six, 27, 92 00:03:46,128 --> 00:03:48,266 32, 14... 93 00:03:48,332 --> 00:03:51,038 - (disappointed chatter) - Oh, man. Come on. 94 00:03:51,138 --> 00:03:53,409 Let me tell you something, people. One more number, 95 00:03:53,509 --> 00:03:54,979 and I'm a winner. 96 00:03:55,046 --> 00:03:57,317 If it happens, that's the last you'll see of me. 97 00:03:57,384 --> 00:03:59,054 I despise this town, 98 00:03:59,121 --> 00:04:00,991 especially the death-stalking ghouls 99 00:04:01,025 --> 00:04:02,027 who watch local news. 100 00:04:02,093 --> 00:04:03,496 And the last number is... 101 00:04:03,564 --> 00:04:05,968 - (chime sounds) - 62. I lost. 102 00:04:06,035 --> 00:04:07,137 (groans) 103 00:04:07,204 --> 00:04:10,343 In other news, Kent Brockman's "Hooray for Springfield!" 104 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:11,546 airs tomorrow at 8:00. 105 00:04:11,613 --> 00:04:13,784 (chuckles): Oh, I love this town. 106 00:04:13,884 --> 00:04:15,721 Just once, I want to be one of those guys 107 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:18,292 who wins the lottery and blows it on a single binge 108 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:19,996 that haunts him to his grave. 109 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:21,165 (Lisa sighs) 110 00:04:21,265 --> 00:04:23,236 Aw, what's wrong? 111 00:04:23,302 --> 00:04:25,841 A jazz god's work has been misappropriated. 112 00:04:25,908 --> 00:04:27,344 But I'm gonna fix it. 113 00:04:27,410 --> 00:04:28,847 Come here, kid. This is important. 114 00:04:28,947 --> 00:04:32,655 Lisa, if you ever listen to one thing I say, it's this: 115 00:04:32,722 --> 00:04:35,426 don't try to save anyone or anything. 116 00:04:35,527 --> 00:04:38,132 Please, please, do not waste your time 117 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:39,368 chasing lost causes. 118 00:04:39,434 --> 00:04:41,071 The environment? It's over. 119 00:04:41,138 --> 00:04:43,042 Democracy? Hanging by a thread. 120 00:04:43,109 --> 00:04:46,616 Broadcast television? Only losers still watch that. 121 00:04:46,716 --> 00:04:49,154 -(drill whirs) - (man screaming) 122 00:04:49,254 --> 00:04:51,860 So promise me you won't waste time 123 00:04:51,927 --> 00:04:53,730 on this jazz dealy. 124 00:04:53,797 --> 00:04:54,899 You have my word. 125 00:04:54,966 --> 00:04:58,306 I won't waste any more time on lost causes. 126 00:04:59,107 --> 00:05:02,548 (quietly): Because time spent on lost causes is never wasted. 127 00:05:02,615 --> 00:05:03,750 What did you just mutter? 128 00:05:03,851 --> 00:05:05,821 Something that undercut what I said. 129 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:07,859 That's my girl. 130 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,361 The Springfield Lottery has been accused 131 00:05:09,428 --> 00:05:12,000 of misappropriating a revered musician's work. 132 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:13,971 Tonight, because... (chuckles) 133 00:05:14,037 --> 00:05:16,208 ...this crap station is still stuck with me, 134 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:19,281 I'm hosting a debate between the state lottery and Lisa Simpson, 135 00:05:19,348 --> 00:05:21,018 who has anointed herself 136 00:05:21,118 --> 00:05:24,926 the world's foremost Bleeding Gums Murphy expert. 137 00:05:26,061 --> 00:05:27,999 I'm still working on that name. 138 00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:29,234 But I can tell you 139 00:05:29,334 --> 00:05:31,907 he would not want his incredible music 140 00:05:32,007 --> 00:05:35,915 used for this carnival of greed known as the lottery. 141 00:05:35,981 --> 00:05:40,456 - Little girl, you claim to know everything about Mr. Murphy. - I do. 142 00:05:40,523 --> 00:05:43,664 - Do you even know his first name? - Oscar. 143 00:05:43,730 --> 00:05:46,736 - Do you know his favorite key? - B-flat. 144 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:49,742 Mm, that's right. Favorite brand of reed? 145 00:05:49,809 --> 00:05:50,811 Légère. 146 00:05:50,911 --> 00:05:52,314 Favorite type of jazz? 147 00:05:52,347 --> 00:05:53,717 - Straight-ahead. - Huh. 148 00:05:53,784 --> 00:05:55,754 Do you know the name of his first recording? 149 00:05:55,821 --> 00:05:59,361 Well, his first album was Broken Elevator Blues. 150 00:05:59,428 --> 00:06:02,467 - Yes... - But his first recording 151 00:06:02,568 --> 00:06:04,137 was at Minton's Playhouse 152 00:06:04,237 --> 00:06:06,442 playing alongside Thelonious Monk 153 00:06:06,542 --> 00:06:08,981 when Bleeding Gums was 16. 154 00:06:09,047 --> 00:06:10,250 Hmm, right again. 155 00:06:10,383 --> 00:06:13,389 She'll know this. She'll know this. 156 00:06:13,489 --> 00:06:16,328 Aha. How old is his son? 157 00:06:16,395 --> 00:06:17,397 He has a son? 158 00:06:17,497 --> 00:06:18,867 - (buzzer buzzes) - (gasps) 159 00:06:18,967 --> 00:06:20,571 I did not know that. 160 00:06:20,638 --> 00:06:22,540 No further questions, Your Honor. 161 00:06:22,608 --> 00:06:24,712 But this isn't a courtroom. 162 00:06:24,746 --> 00:06:26,448 Overruled. 163 00:06:26,515 --> 00:06:28,654 - We'll be right back. - (musical sting plays) 164 00:06:34,264 --> 00:06:35,433 (crying) I feel like a fool. 165 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,936 How could I love someone so much 166 00:06:37,037 --> 00:06:39,876 and not know something so important about him? 167 00:06:39,976 --> 00:06:41,445 Don't worry, Lisa. 168 00:06:41,512 --> 00:06:44,351 - To me, you're perfect. - I am? 169 00:06:44,451 --> 00:06:47,090 Yes. But I'm just an image created by your mind, 170 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:49,061 so I say what you want. 171 00:06:49,127 --> 00:06:50,864 Oh, that's pleasant. 172 00:06:50,965 --> 00:06:53,570 Come on, Lis. Let's play Target Lisa. 173 00:06:53,637 --> 00:06:55,674 Sorry, I'm too sad. 174 00:06:55,741 --> 00:06:58,680 I can barely play the soulless sounds of Kenny G. 175 00:06:58,747 --> 00:07:00,383 No one likes Kenny G. 176 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:02,888 That's why they killed Kenny A through F. 177 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:05,761 I didn't even know my hero had a son. (sniffles) 178 00:07:05,828 --> 00:07:09,101 Watching you cry makes me feel the need to act. 179 00:07:11,505 --> 00:07:14,044 Ah, much better. 180 00:07:14,144 --> 00:07:15,914 I'm gonna find your son. 181 00:07:16,015 --> 00:07:17,585 And I'm gonna find out what he thinks 182 00:07:17,652 --> 00:07:19,922 about the way your songs are being used. 183 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:24,231 Well, here's a clue. I named him after my favorite piano player. 184 00:07:24,297 --> 00:07:26,903 Monk. M-Monk Murphy. 185 00:07:27,003 --> 00:07:27,805 That's right. 186 00:07:27,872 --> 00:07:29,274 Now that you've got the name, 187 00:07:29,374 --> 00:07:30,476 just check the phone book. 188 00:07:30,544 --> 00:07:32,213 What's a phone book? 189 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,952 I have been dead a long time. 190 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,194 Hi. I'm Lisa Simpson. 191 00:07:39,261 --> 00:07:40,731 And you're Monk Murphy. 192 00:07:40,798 --> 00:07:43,169 Oh, my God. You look just like your father. 193 00:07:43,302 --> 00:07:44,204 Let me guess. 194 00:07:44,304 --> 00:07:46,710 You're one of the musicians my dad mentored. 195 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:49,314 Do you want to come in and see pictures of him? 196 00:07:49,414 --> 00:07:50,984 Well, I don't want to impose on your time. 197 00:07:51,085 --> 00:07:53,824 - Okay. - Oh, yes! Please, please, please. 198 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,596 Let me just tell you, I loved your dad. 199 00:07:56,663 --> 00:08:00,236 For a blues musician, he could really cheer people up. 200 00:08:00,336 --> 00:08:03,542 Just thinking about him makes me smile. (chuckles) 201 00:08:03,643 --> 00:08:06,916 And I found out he recorded a song just for you. 202 00:08:06,983 --> 00:08:08,787 "Monk's New Tune." 203 00:08:08,854 --> 00:08:13,162 (singing along): ♪ Before I was saved by my better half ♪ 204 00:08:13,229 --> 00:08:15,601 ♪ I once disappeared ♪ 205 00:08:15,701 --> 00:08:18,640 ♪ In a black-and-white photograph. ♪ 206 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:19,742 Please, I'm sorry. 207 00:08:19,842 --> 00:08:21,613 That's not something I can enjoy. 208 00:08:21,679 --> 00:08:23,617 I understand. You miss your dad. 209 00:08:23,683 --> 00:08:26,288 I do. But I can't enjoy music 210 00:08:26,355 --> 00:08:28,526 because I can't hear it. Never could. 211 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,564 I was born profoundly deaf. 212 00:08:30,631 --> 00:08:32,701 Oh. But this whole time we were talking, 213 00:08:32,768 --> 00:08:35,440 - you seemed to hear everything. - I read lips. 214 00:08:35,506 --> 00:08:36,576 Then read this: 215 00:08:36,676 --> 00:08:38,012 I'm your dad's biggest fan. 216 00:08:38,079 --> 00:08:40,751 (chuckles) Did you love him as much as I do? 217 00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:42,487 Yes. He was a great dad. 218 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:45,293 He even refereed my soccer games. 219 00:08:46,596 --> 00:08:48,299 (whistle blows, jazz tune plays) 220 00:08:49,602 --> 00:08:50,938 - (Lisa exhales) - You know, 221 00:08:51,004 --> 00:08:53,242 his whole world was music and me. 222 00:08:53,342 --> 00:08:55,046 So he took it kind of hard 223 00:08:55,146 --> 00:08:57,885 when he found out that I couldn't hear. 224 00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:07,805 (clanging loudly) 225 00:09:21,165 --> 00:09:23,169 This boy's hearing loss is so profound, 226 00:09:23,269 --> 00:09:25,707 you could fire a gun right next to his head, 227 00:09:25,808 --> 00:09:26,943 and he wouldn't hear it. 228 00:09:27,043 --> 00:09:28,580 That's not how you tested him, is it? 229 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,216 Of course not. 230 00:09:31,251 --> 00:09:33,155 There have been great advancements, though. 231 00:09:33,222 --> 00:09:34,524 With a cochlear implant 232 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,563 combined with auditory and language therapy, 233 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,466 he could potentially hear quite well. 234 00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:41,639 But I have to warn you, like any important medical miracle, 235 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:42,975 it's only for rich people 236 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:45,547 and doctors who get a huge discount. 237 00:09:45,614 --> 00:09:47,651 (laughs) 238 00:09:47,685 --> 00:09:49,989 Son, I'm gonna work night and day 239 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,926 to get you that cochlear implant. 240 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:55,533 Uh, do you have any other skills besides playing jazz? 241 00:09:55,601 --> 00:09:57,805 I also teach jazz. 242 00:09:57,938 --> 00:10:00,543 Uh, how are you paying for this appointment? 243 00:10:00,644 --> 00:10:02,180 With this. 244 00:10:04,585 --> 00:10:06,723 Looks like about $16. 245 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:09,595 Yeah. I had a good month. 246 00:10:09,695 --> 00:10:11,766 Wow. That must be when your father wrote 247 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:14,037 "Sixteen Bucks Just Ain't Enough." 248 00:10:14,104 --> 00:10:16,576 Do you still want to get the cochlear implant? 249 00:10:16,676 --> 00:10:18,445 I do. Very much. 250 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,349 But I take after my dad. 251 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:23,890 He played jazz for a living. I run a nonprofit. 252 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,263 I make a lot more than he did but not enough. 253 00:10:27,363 --> 00:10:30,336 Wait. Did you know they're using your dad's song 254 00:10:30,436 --> 00:10:31,973 for the Springfield Lottery? 255 00:10:32,106 --> 00:10:34,545 Oh, my God. What? But he hated gambling. 256 00:10:34,579 --> 00:10:36,683 I know. Did he tell you that? 257 00:10:36,783 --> 00:10:39,387 Uh, no. I learned it on the website, 258 00:10:39,454 --> 00:10:41,124 Bleeding Gummy Bears. 259 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:44,699 (chuckles): Yes! Finally nailed the title. 260 00:10:44,832 --> 00:10:46,936 But the lottery must be giving you money. 261 00:10:47,003 --> 00:10:49,074 Enough for the implant. Right? 262 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,813 Nope. I'm afraid I haven't gotten any money. 263 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,785 I'm sorry, what? I was destined to find you. 264 00:10:54,886 --> 00:10:57,357 My new mission in life is to make you happy. 265 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,927 You're my new cause. 266 00:10:58,994 --> 00:11:00,898 Hold up. I'm not anybody's cause. 267 00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:04,004 I enjoy who I am. I love my community. 268 00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:07,611 And, you know, sometimes I like turning off annoying sounds 269 00:11:07,678 --> 00:11:09,214 by just closing my eyes. 270 00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:11,218 Oh, yes. I hate annoying noises. 271 00:11:11,285 --> 00:11:14,024 Now just listen. Here's what we're gonna do. 272 00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:17,731 We're gonna bring those publishers to their knees. 273 00:11:17,798 --> 00:11:19,034 You and I are g... 274 00:11:20,604 --> 00:11:22,106 ...gonna lawyer up, and I... 275 00:11:23,743 --> 00:11:26,315 Then, eventually, the Supreme Court will hear... 276 00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:29,956 ...going to restore your dad's legacy. 277 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,895 Now? I have to eat. I have a blood sugar thing. 278 00:11:32,962 --> 00:11:36,769 It's so much easier if you don't work against me here. 279 00:11:37,605 --> 00:11:39,709 It's cool. They know me here. 280 00:11:39,809 --> 00:11:40,911 (coughs) 281 00:11:40,978 --> 00:11:42,247 (raspy voice): Mind if I open this window? 282 00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:44,752 This place has windows? 283 00:11:44,819 --> 00:11:46,889 (coughs) I'm home. 284 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,895 Ooh, they put up a memorial wall. 285 00:11:49,996 --> 00:11:52,267 That's McCoy Tyner. He played with Coltrane. 286 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:55,172 Gerald Wilson, the west coast Duke Ellington. 287 00:11:55,239 --> 00:11:57,945 And look, Sarah Vaughan. (gasps) 288 00:11:58,078 --> 00:12:00,717 Oh, no. Etta Pryor passed? 289 00:12:00,784 --> 00:12:02,353 No, baby, I didn't. 290 00:12:02,453 --> 00:12:05,694 I am not gonna lean against this wall anymore. 291 00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:08,532 Now scat. (chuckles) No, no, no. Baby, please. 292 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,436 Not that kind of scatting. 293 00:12:10,536 --> 00:12:12,540 (scatting) 294 00:12:14,712 --> 00:12:16,816 We just wanted some information about my dad. 295 00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:18,485 Monk Murphy? (chuckles) 296 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:21,893 Your dad used to bring you here when you was just a baby. 297 00:12:21,926 --> 00:12:24,364 You know, I wrote so many songs about you. 298 00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:27,136 Like, uh, um, um, "Please Change the Baby's Diaper." 299 00:12:27,236 --> 00:12:29,541 "That Baby Spit Up on My Good Dress." 300 00:12:29,608 --> 00:12:31,546 And "Who Brings a Baby to a Jazz Club?" 301 00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:32,881 Now, that was a smash hit. 302 00:12:32,948 --> 00:12:34,952 Oh, it's so good to see you again. 303 00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:37,523 No one knew your dad better than me. 304 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,662 I knew him better than his mama, 305 00:12:39,729 --> 00:12:42,266 his preacher and his supplier 306 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,137 at the Sunglass Hut. 307 00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:46,074 Great. Who owns the rights to his music? 308 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,847 I don't know. But I do know this. 309 00:12:48,913 --> 00:12:51,653 Let me tell you about Bleeding Gums. 310 00:12:51,719 --> 00:12:54,925 ♪ He was a scoobedy, scoobedy, scoobedy, scoobedy man ♪ 311 00:12:54,992 --> 00:12:56,495 ♪ With no business sense ♪ 312 00:12:56,562 --> 00:12:58,265 Oh, look, don't you listen to him, 313 00:12:58,365 --> 00:13:01,405 'cause nobody knew Bleeding Gums like me. 314 00:13:01,471 --> 00:13:03,943 ♪ I went on tour with him, tour with him, tour with him ♪ 315 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:06,314 ♪ Tour with him, tour with him through the '90s ♪ 316 00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:09,054 - ♪ Bad businessman ♪ - ♪ Yeah, through the '90s ♪ 317 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,693 - ♪ Went on tour with him, tour with him, tour with him ♪ - ♪ Bad business, bad business ♪ 318 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,997 - ♪ Tour with him, tour with him through the '90s ♪ - ♪ Bad businessman ♪ 319 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,301 - ♪ Havana, New Orleans, Manhattan ♪ - ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad ♪ 320 00:13:16,401 --> 00:13:18,038 - ♪ And Tokyo, Paris and Amsterdam ♪ - ♪ Bad businessman ♪ 321 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,742 - ♪ In the '90s ♪ - ♪ Not helping, not helping ♪ 322 00:13:19,809 --> 00:13:21,546 - ♪ He was a bad, bad ♪ - ♪ Not helping, not helping ♪ 323 00:13:21,612 --> 00:13:22,881 - ♪ In the '90s ♪ - ♪ Not helping, not helping. ♪ 324 00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:25,286 (Count and Etta scatting) 325 00:13:30,429 --> 00:13:32,300 Oh, what's that? 326 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,339 "Treasured Artist Records." His publisher. 327 00:13:35,373 --> 00:13:37,543 That's where we go. 328 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:42,286 - ♪ Bad businessman ♪ - ♪ Through the '90s. ♪ 329 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,635 Now we'll find out who's selling your dad's music. 330 00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:51,739 - "Check Is in the Mail Publishing." - (show tune plays) 331 00:13:51,806 --> 00:13:53,610 "Fair Shake Records, a Subsidiary 332 00:13:53,643 --> 00:13:55,580 - of Exploitainment Partners." - (Latin music plays) 333 00:13:55,647 --> 00:13:58,787 - "Rhythm and Soul Records, Harvey Whitebread, Owner." - (hip-hop music plays) 334 00:13:58,887 --> 00:14:01,692 Ugh. Oh! Here we are. 335 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:06,401 Look, before I can even talk to you, sign this. Please. 336 00:14:07,938 --> 00:14:09,507 Why'd you do that? 337 00:14:09,575 --> 00:14:11,311 All I got was "please." 338 00:14:11,378 --> 00:14:14,217 That mustache makes his lips hard to read. 339 00:14:14,317 --> 00:14:16,521 Ah, thanks. I work hard on not having readable lips. 340 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,459 Or handwriting. Or fingerprints. 341 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,864 (laughs) Yeah. 342 00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,968 How could you sell Bleeding Gums's song 343 00:14:23,035 --> 00:14:26,241 to the lottery? It belongs to him and his family. 344 00:14:26,341 --> 00:14:28,713 No, you're right. Uh, Bleeding Gums wrote it. 345 00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:30,116 Then he came to us to distribute it. 346 00:14:30,182 --> 00:14:32,353 He should've read the contract boilerplate, 347 00:14:32,453 --> 00:14:34,324 which we never showed him nor told him actually existed. 348 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:37,029 And, boy, is there a lot of boilerplate. 349 00:14:37,096 --> 00:14:39,702 But, uh, he got his share. 350 00:14:39,735 --> 00:14:43,142 "Worldwide royalties, 92 cents"? 351 00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:45,814 This is half of what they promised. 352 00:14:45,881 --> 00:14:48,051 This is the 21st century, bub, 353 00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:49,955 where artists own their work. 354 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:51,826 Although they often have to release it for free 355 00:14:51,926 --> 00:14:55,299 on the Internet. But we are gonna sue you. 356 00:14:55,366 --> 00:14:56,869 We don't own the rights anymore. 357 00:14:56,936 --> 00:14:59,007 We sold them to a powerful consortium 358 00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:01,011 including Nike, Lay's potato chips, 359 00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:02,948 Turkish oligarchs and Evil Corp. 360 00:15:03,015 --> 00:15:05,654 His hologram's been on tour in Europe. 361 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,923 (saxophone playing jazz music) 362 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,662 ♪ Oh, I been so lonely ♪ 363 00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:12,166 ♪ Since the day I was born ♪ 364 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:15,607 ♪ All I got is this rusty ♪ 365 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,445 ♪ This rusty old horn. ♪ 366 00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:21,251 Well, you tell your consortium 367 00:15:21,318 --> 00:15:23,857 that there's 46 pounds of trouble 368 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,392 standing right here. 369 00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,731 It could take years and years to beat them, 370 00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:29,100 but you're into that, right? 371 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,739 - (sighs) Not really. - What? 372 00:15:31,839 --> 00:15:33,843 I'm happy. Let me rephrase that. 373 00:15:33,943 --> 00:15:35,412 I was happy 374 00:15:35,479 --> 00:15:38,185 until a little girl came and told me I wasn't. 375 00:15:38,252 --> 00:15:41,792 Please, stop helping me. 376 00:15:41,893 --> 00:15:44,330 No, no, no, no, no. Give me one more chance. 377 00:15:44,397 --> 00:15:46,401 Read my lips. 378 00:15:46,468 --> 00:15:48,205 Nope. 379 00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:53,081 I guess you were right, Dad. 380 00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:54,552 I'm ready to quit. 381 00:15:54,652 --> 00:15:56,889 I'm proud of you, sweetie. 382 00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,325 I've never even tried. 383 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,129 I'm very proud of you, boy. 384 00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:01,866 I'm going to my room. 385 00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:03,970 Nothing beats a lonely, dark room 386 00:16:04,037 --> 00:16:05,640 after a giant mistake. 387 00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:07,911 Love you. (slurps) 388 00:16:07,978 --> 00:16:11,251 Mm. I think something's wrong with Lisa. 389 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,255 Something was wrong with Lisa. 390 00:16:13,322 --> 00:16:16,261 Good news, Marge. I got it all handled. 391 00:16:16,328 --> 00:16:17,764 Oh, boy. 392 00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:19,668 Maybe I should talk to her. 393 00:16:19,735 --> 00:16:22,306 She just told me she agreed with everything I said. 394 00:16:22,406 --> 00:16:24,444 If you interfere, it'll ruin all my hard work 395 00:16:24,578 --> 00:16:26,649 and send this home into a tailspin 396 00:16:26,782 --> 00:16:28,753 that it may never recover from. 397 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,991 (sighs) Are you sure she's okay? 398 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:34,063 (saxophone plays melancholy jazz) 399 00:16:34,163 --> 00:16:37,638 She's in her happy place, sad music. 400 00:16:37,704 --> 00:16:38,940 All right, then. 401 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,577 Good night, sweetie. 402 00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:43,550 Uh, sweetie? Could you close your eyes? 403 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:45,419 They're really bright. 404 00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:47,290 (Marge groans) 405 00:16:47,356 --> 00:16:51,031 ♪ Can't face tomorrow. ♪ 406 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,101 This is so sad. 407 00:16:53,201 --> 00:16:54,905 What's on the B side? 408 00:16:55,005 --> 00:16:56,541 Oh. 409 00:16:58,980 --> 00:16:59,915 Hmm. 410 00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:02,286 I'm taking a walk. 411 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,294 I just wish you were here. 412 00:17:06,361 --> 00:17:08,566 You always knew what to say. 413 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:11,271 Little Lisa, 414 00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:14,110 I'm always magically here for you, 415 00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:16,782 like Will Smith in The Legend of Bagger Vance 416 00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:21,157 or, better yet, Morgan Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy. 417 00:17:21,258 --> 00:17:23,495 (playing theme from Driving Miss Daisy) 418 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:30,209 May I drive you - to the Kwik- - E-Mart, Miss Lisa? 419 00:17:30,276 --> 00:17:31,211 (Southern accent): Yes, Hoke. 420 00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:34,350 And teach me about equality and civil rights 421 00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:37,056 in a way that doesn't make me feel too guilty. 422 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,027 In return, in 30 years, 423 00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:42,166 I will ask you your last name. 424 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:45,306 (chuckles): Hey, whoa. What are you doing? 425 00:17:45,406 --> 00:17:47,577 I was forming an unlikely friendship. 426 00:17:47,678 --> 00:17:50,249 Hey, me, too. Against how many odds? 427 00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:51,719 All. 428 00:17:51,819 --> 00:17:53,856 (normal voice): But I see you as so much more than that. 429 00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:55,660 It's your legacy I'm fighting for. 430 00:17:55,727 --> 00:17:59,400 And evil corporations can't win against someone like me 431 00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:01,939 who has a big heart, gumption and... 432 00:18:02,006 --> 00:18:03,609 Oh, crap. 433 00:18:03,676 --> 00:18:06,147 I'm just a kid, this is real life, 434 00:18:06,247 --> 00:18:08,553 and there's only so much I can do. 435 00:18:08,619 --> 00:18:11,157 All right. I surrender to reality. 436 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,661 Little Lisa, 437 00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:14,865 you're finally starting to understand 438 00:18:14,932 --> 00:18:17,069 what the blues is all about. 439 00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:18,372 (Lisa groans) 440 00:18:21,946 --> 00:18:23,716 Is this where Monk Murphy works? 441 00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:26,287 Yes. He's directing a production of Richard III. 442 00:18:26,388 --> 00:18:29,160 I believe it's the first time an eight-year-old deaf girl 443 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,864 has played that role. 444 00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:33,168 Wow. I am so there. 445 00:18:33,268 --> 00:18:36,074 Now is the winter of our discontent 446 00:18:36,174 --> 00:18:39,682 made glorious summer by this son of York. 447 00:18:39,748 --> 00:18:43,221 Son of York! 448 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,694 Son of York! 449 00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:50,670 A mentor. Just like your dad. 450 00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:52,674 Uh, I came to apologize. 451 00:18:52,741 --> 00:18:55,647 Hey, you really don't need to apologize to me. 452 00:18:55,747 --> 00:18:57,416 Oh, really? But I worked so hard on it. 453 00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:59,220 Four drafts. Single-spaced. 454 00:18:59,287 --> 00:19:00,456 It's really good. 455 00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,794 How about you just give me the gist? 456 00:19:02,894 --> 00:19:06,201 Sure. You'll love the gist. It's such a great gist. 457 00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,205 Okay, here we go. 458 00:19:08,271 --> 00:19:11,111 "Your dad saved me once when I was really sad. 459 00:19:11,144 --> 00:19:12,748 "So when I found out you existed, 460 00:19:12,848 --> 00:19:13,950 "even before I met you, 461 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,156 "I thought saving you somehow was what I was meant to do. 462 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,327 "Now I know the right thing to do 463 00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:21,331 "would have been to just listen to you 464 00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:24,671 when you said you didn't need or want saving." 465 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,978 Awesome. And guess what? I'm getting the implant. 466 00:19:28,045 --> 00:19:29,313 (gasps) That's wonderful. 467 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:31,251 How did you get the money? 468 00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:33,388 I finished ninth in the lottery. 469 00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:36,962 "Get in it to win it, it just takes a minute." 470 00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:39,133 Ugh. Forget I asked. 471 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,705 Okay, I'm about to activate the device. 472 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,643 This is gonna be so great. 473 00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:45,747 I've picked something very special 474 00:19:45,814 --> 00:19:49,454 for the first sounds you'll ever hear. 475 00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:54,163 (groans) 476 00:19:54,263 --> 00:19:56,134 Screw you, Bart! 477 00:19:56,234 --> 00:19:58,305 "Screw you, Bart"? I heard that. 478 00:19:58,405 --> 00:20:00,509 Wow. Beautiful. 479 00:20:00,577 --> 00:20:04,250 Woo-hoo! A forgotten prank made me the center of attention. 480 00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:07,056 Oh, no, no, that's not it. 481 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:10,062 This is what I wanted you to hear. 482 00:20:10,129 --> 00:20:12,066 ("Monk's New Tune" playing) 483 00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:16,074 ♪ Well, I hear the man say ♪ 484 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:19,046 ♪ Heads up, fellas ♪ 485 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:21,886 ♪ I hear the band play ♪ 486 00:20:21,952 --> 00:20:24,758 ♪ Monk's new tune ♪ 487 00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:27,263 ♪ My ears hear ♪ 488 00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:29,200 ♪ The music my hands ♪ 489 00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:33,441 ♪ Were blessed to play. ♪ 490 00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:35,613 Oh, my God. 491 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,918 I can hear his voice for the first time. 492 00:20:37,984 --> 00:20:39,053 Thank you, Lisa. 493 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,524 This is totally going on the website. 494 00:20:41,592 --> 00:20:46,000 Oh, you made an old jazz man happy, little Lisa. 495 00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:49,540 Also, uh... what's a website? 496 00:20:49,608 --> 00:20:51,411 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 497 00:20:51,478 --> 00:20:53,181 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 498 00:20:53,281 --> 00:20:54,718 And FORD. We go further, so you can. 499 00:20:54,785 --> 00:20:56,789 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 500 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:04,571 ("Happy Talk" playing) 501 00:21:04,671 --> 00:21:08,880 ♪ Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk ♪ 502 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:13,155 ♪ Talk about things you'd like to do ♪ 503 00:21:13,221 --> 00:21:15,492 ♪ You've got to have a dream ♪ 504 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,331 ♪ If you don't have a dream ♪ 505 00:21:18,398 --> 00:21:23,041 ♪ How you gonna have a dream come true? ♪ 506 00:21:24,377 --> 00:21:27,283 Couldn't you dream us getting better seats? 507 00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:28,719 Much better. 508 00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:31,592 ♪ Ooh, you've got to have a dream ♪ 509 00:21:31,692 --> 00:21:34,330 ♪ If you don't have a dream ♪ 510 00:21:34,397 --> 00:21:38,038 ♪ How you gonna have a dream come true? ♪ 511 00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:42,781 Shh.