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♪ ♪
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-(applause)
- (laughter)
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HOST:
Dick Gregory, everyone.
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What a lineup,
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but before we see George Carlin,
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Albert Brooks,
and Richard Pryor,
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give it up for a new comic,
who I'm sure is just as edgy
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and scathingly intelligent,
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Krusty the Clown.
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Hey, hey.
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So, uh,
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sports are in the news,
am I right?
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And the biggest game
of them all is...
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the Super Bowl. (laughs)
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(man coughs)
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How is your comedy
ending the war?
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(groans)
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♪ ♪
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Even a hack's got to eat.
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Uh, welcome to
Worth-A-Try Burger.
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We know you have a lot of other
choices to eat in this town,
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and-and many of them
are excellent.
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Yeah, yeah,
just knock on the can
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when my burger's ready.
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GUS:
Here you go.
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Whoa, that was fast,
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the most important factor
in a good food experience.
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That's thanks to this beauty,
the Triple Patty Flipper,
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invented by me
and my partner here.
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It speeds up
the cook-time threefold.
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(sighs) But business
has been a little slow,
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even with our new radio ad.
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♪ Taste our burger,
you will love it ♪
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♪ But there's a possibility
that you won't ♪
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♪ It's worth a try ♪
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♪ The place next door
is pretty good, too. ♪
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(groans) Geez.
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You're the most modest
businessmen I ever met.
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(chuckles) Oh, gosh, no.
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I'm sure there's people
much more modest than us.
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You schmendricks got to
triple-flip that loser attitude.
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This place could be huge.
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If you just had some shameless
schmendrick to promote it,
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who knows what
the future could hold.
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Hey, hey. It's Krusty Burger's
50th anniversary,
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and I want you
to celebrate with me
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at Krusty Fest.
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Meet all your favorite
Krustyland characters
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from the good old days.
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Burger Reynolds.
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Grilly Cheese King.
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Jack Pickleson.
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Patty Meltin' John.
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(gasps) Patty Meltin' John.
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I remember when he sang
at Princess Fries' funeral.
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And we got hamburgers
at the original price
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of 25 cents!
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Marge, cancel that trip
you booked a year ago
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to the
Holland Michigan Tulip Days.
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We're going to a cheap
hamburger festival!
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(sighs)
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(clogs tapping)
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(upbeat music playing)
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Whoa, Me and the Space Clown.
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They're showing the only copy
that's not in a landfill.
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(crying) Don't die, Space Clown.
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(sniffles) I love you.
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Only one thing can save me now:
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every kid out there needs to buy
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a Mega-sized Krusty meal.
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Full price.
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Money is my oxygen.
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- (chiming)
- Mmm. Mmm!
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It's working.
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The stupid kids fell for it!
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(laughing)
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Lisa, I got you one with a patty
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that's 100% veggie.
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Yeah, the burgers
never had actual meat,
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but somehow the sodas do.
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I swore I'd never eat
a hamburger sandwich
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made by that clown.
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I got my reasons.
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Oh, Abe, you and your reasons.
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(groans)
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I'm sorry you're upset,
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but it's nice to have someone
to be a little grumpy with.
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Yup,
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we've always had a special
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Grampa-Lisa connection.
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You know, we do.
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I call it "Grampsa."
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Oh, that's why you always
say that. (chuckles)
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One pillowcase worth of
25-cent Krusty burgers, please.
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How are you gonna carry
all these burgers?
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Pillowcase full of pillowcases.
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Boy, I finally have something
to pass onto you,
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cheeseburger-ational wealth.
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I've never loved you more.
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Well, at least they're
having a good time.
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It'll never last.
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Every time a Simpson
thinks he's got it made,
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life comes along
and slaps us silly.
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It's a curse, I tells you.
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(screams)
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Burger hawks!
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Punch them in the beaks.
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(both grunting)
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- HOMER: Get out of here!
- BART: Go away!
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Eh, the Simpson curse.
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Oh, yeah, I love caviar.
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Mmm.
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Oh, so many fish
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that'll never be fish. Mmm.
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- Krusty.
- Mm?
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I'm Augustus Redfield,
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chairman of
the RedStar Corporation.
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Yeah, yeah, hey, hey.
Sarah, get this yutz a headshot
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and sign it from me
"with warm regards."
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I'm here to destroy you
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for what you did to me.
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Change that to
"regular regards."
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Who the hell
do you think you are?!
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(yelps) Hey, it's you.
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Worth-A-Try Burger, right?
You doing good?
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I'm the ninth richest man
in the world now.
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(groans) Okay, warmest regards.
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You stole my restaurant
50 years ago.
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I plotted and waited
until your moment of triumph
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to tell you this:
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I just bought your
parent company,
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and you're finished.
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You are immediately fired
from Krusty Burger,
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The Krusty the Clown Show,
and Krusty Enterprises.
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You can no longer call yourself
"Krusty the Clown,"
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"Krusty," or "Clown,"
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and we own all
your slide whistle noises.
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(slide whistles)
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You think you got me,
huh, big shot?
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Well, let's see
what my loyal fans
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think about that.
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- (carnival music playing)
- (grunts)
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Attention,
me-worshipping nobodies,
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I am the victim of a coup.
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This evil billionaire
just stabbed me in the back!
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- (booing)
- We love you, Krusty!
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All burgers are now 24 cents.
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Let our new hero speak!
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(crowd cheers)
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(groans)
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- Hand over your side hair.
- (groans)
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- And the top knot.
- (groans loudly)
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I finally have what any
billionaire businessman wants,
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total revenge
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on the clown
who stole his dream.
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I only wish that
I could share this moment
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with my dear old partner
from Worth-A-Try Burger,
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who helped me launch that dream
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50 years ago.
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Old partner? (gasps) That's me.
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No, it's not, Dad.
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Nothing is you.
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Abe Simpson, it is you.
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It is. Oh...
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(laughing)
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♪ ♪
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(crowd cheers)
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My old friend,
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I am about to change your life.
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Dad, it's not you!
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Hey, hey, kids. These burgers
are "Worth a try."
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And don't forget
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the fries.
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(grunts)
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(laughter)
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Wow, look at that crowd.
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Who would've thought a clown
could sell hamburgers?
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This Krusty guy
falling into our laps
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is the best thing that ever
could've happened to us.
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Give me more cash.
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But we already cut you in
for a third of the business.
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Without me,
there is no business.
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I finally found
my true purpose as an artist,
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selling cheap meat to fat kids.
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Now give me half, or I walk.
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Come on, what's it gonna be?
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- (grunts)
- (garbage clatters)
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BOTH:
Tough banana skins.
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And now to never regret this.
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Welcome to Krusty Burger!
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CHILDREN:
Yay!
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And the burgers
come faster than ever,
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thanks to my patented
"Krusty Triple Flopper."
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We knew he stole jokes,
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but entire casual dining
business plans?
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Well, Abe, the way I see it,
when you get screwed over,
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there are two things you can do:
give up or fight.
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I'm a fighter, and I don't care
how long it takes,
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I'm gonna get revenge
on that clown.
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Are you with me?
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(whimpering)
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(whimpering continues)
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I never let myself
get stepped on again.
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I ruthlessly built an empire
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till I was rich enough
to ruin Krusty
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and own six cable networks,
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several deep-sea diamond mines,
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and a company that makes
three-wheeled motorcycles
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for old weirdos.
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ALL:
Whoa.
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Abe, now that I've got
our burger business back,
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I need you by my side.
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I want you to sit
on my board of directors.
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Grampa, you love sitting.
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The board is meeting
in New York on Monday.
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(barking)
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(howls)
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(grunts)
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Wow, Dad, now you can be
a Republican
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because you're rich and greedy,
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and not because you're old
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and don't know how
to change the channel.
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But what if I blow it?
Like I did all those years ago.
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That's the Simpson curse.
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But this time, you've got
a brilliant businessman
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like Gus on your side.
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You can break the curse.
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Okay, honey, I'll do it,
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but only if you come with me.
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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I can't do this
without "Grampsa."
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Oh, then I'm in.
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Dad, since you've got
a rich friend,
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what about our special bond?
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What about "Gromer"?
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"Hampa"?
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What about "Abe-Ho"?
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Is that a bond? Is it?
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GUS:
♪ Fly with me ♪
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♪ And you'll see ♪
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♪ My whole world ♪
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♪ Of shameless ostentation ♪
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♪ I adore ♪
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♪ Having more ♪
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♪ Than Bill Gates since his ♪
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♪ Separation ♪
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♪ Rich enough to buy paradise ♪
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♪ If they make it,
I can hoard it ♪
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♪ Got to say I just abhor it ♪
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♪ I want to change the world ♪
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♪ You can't afford it ♪
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♪ There's no need
for such greed ♪
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♪ But I love mass accumulation ♪
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♪ Best of all, it's tax-free ♪
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♪ Because I am technically ♪
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♪ A charity ♪
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♪ On a barge ♪
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♪ In the North Sea. ♪
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You've got to be pretty classy
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to show off this much.
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Come, meet my family.
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Let's find out who
my favorite child is today.
263
00:10:44,955 --> 00:10:46,823
What have you done
for the Redfield empire?
264
00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:49,559
Dad, I'm gonna start a religion
265
00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:51,094
where you're the Jesus.
266
00:10:51,194 --> 00:10:53,029
Think of the tax implications.
267
00:10:53,096 --> 00:10:54,331
Please, please, think of them.
268
00:10:54,397 --> 00:10:57,634
Dad, as we speak,
there are 10,000 influencers
269
00:10:57,701 --> 00:10:59,836
at my island music festival.
270
00:10:59,936 --> 00:11:01,471
Too bad the bands
haven't shown up,
271
00:11:01,605 --> 00:11:04,307
and there's no food, toilets,
or ways off the island.
272
00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:06,643
(scoffs) No biggie, nobody died.
273
00:11:06,776 --> 00:11:07,978
(phone chimes)
274
00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:10,647
- Well, nobody famous died.
- (phone chimes)
275
00:11:10,714 --> 00:11:13,250
Okay, I hope none of you
like Kenny Chesney.
276
00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:15,886
Daddy, thanks
for putting me in charge
277
00:11:15,919 --> 00:11:17,087
of R&D.
278
00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:19,256
Hey, R&D's my job.
279
00:11:19,322 --> 00:11:21,057
It's research and development,
280
00:11:21,157 --> 00:11:23,260
not racecars
and downward spiraling.
281
00:11:23,326 --> 00:11:26,763
My therapist says my rock bottom
belongs to me. (grunts)
282
00:11:28,031 --> 00:11:30,133
And now, it's dinnertime.
283
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,770
To be made by the original
Worth-A-Try partners, at...
284
00:11:35,205 --> 00:11:38,074
GRAMPA:
(gasps) Our old stand.
285
00:11:38,174 --> 00:11:39,709
♪ Taste our burger ♪
286
00:11:39,776 --> 00:11:40,944
♪ You will love it ♪
287
00:11:41,011 --> 00:11:42,245
♪ But there's a possibility ♪
288
00:11:42,312 --> 00:11:43,547
♪ That you won't ♪
289
00:11:43,613 --> 00:11:45,916
♪ It's worth a try! ♪
290
00:11:46,016 --> 00:11:48,285
Lisa, why don't we get
some fresh air?
291
00:11:48,385 --> 00:11:50,353
Are you enjoying the valley?
292
00:11:50,453 --> 00:11:53,223
Because we could totally
change it to Mount Everest.
293
00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:56,593
Well, we already rode them
down the Giza pyramid
294
00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:57,994
and up the Burj Khalifa.
295
00:11:58,061 --> 00:12:00,630
Yes, let's head back
to the stables.
296
00:12:04,901 --> 00:12:07,971
(gasps) Oh, wheatgrass.
297
00:12:08,038 --> 00:12:09,706
No, that's for the horses.
298
00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:13,443
Oh, phew. I've been pretending
to like it for years.
299
00:12:13,543 --> 00:12:16,112
My dad has done nothing
but ruthlessly build
300
00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:17,914
his empire for decades,
301
00:12:18,014 --> 00:12:20,016
but flipping burgers
with your grandpa
302
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,785
was the first time
303
00:12:21,885 --> 00:12:23,553
I've ever seen him at peace.
304
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,055
That's wonderful.
305
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:27,857
It's terrible.
He's gone soft in the head.
306
00:12:27,924 --> 00:12:30,093
Really? He seems pretty with it.
307
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,063
Then why would he give a seat
on the board to a man
308
00:12:33,163 --> 00:12:35,098
who tried to make a phone call
309
00:12:35,165 --> 00:12:37,100
with a box of raisins?
310
00:12:37,167 --> 00:12:39,936
Oh, I was hoping
you didn't see that.
311
00:12:40,036 --> 00:12:42,973
Grampa calls the raisins
"phone berries."
312
00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:45,609
But I think this is
a golden opportunity.
313
00:12:45,675 --> 00:12:47,711
Imagine how a progressive,
314
00:12:47,777 --> 00:12:49,579
Earth-loving woman like me
315
00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:52,182
could change the course
of this regressive,
316
00:12:52,282 --> 00:12:54,251
Earth-hating company.
317
00:12:55,051 --> 00:12:57,053
Oh, rebranding.
318
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,755
And not just performative.
319
00:12:58,855 --> 00:12:59,756
(sighs)
320
00:12:59,856 --> 00:13:01,591
For instance, we'd provide
321
00:13:01,658 --> 00:13:03,493
more opportunities for...
322
00:13:05,528 --> 00:13:06,529
...polar bears.
323
00:13:06,596 --> 00:13:08,665
(gasps)
They're the only creatures
324
00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:10,400
I wish had white privilege.
325
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,501
It's so exciting.
326
00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:13,937
My dad is stepping down
and giving control to me.
327
00:13:14,037 --> 00:13:15,372
That's amazing.
328
00:13:15,472 --> 00:13:17,540
It's all gonna happen on Monday,
329
00:13:17,607 --> 00:13:19,910
when your grandfather votes
to force him out.
330
00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:21,678
- What?
- MAV: Uh...
331
00:13:21,745 --> 00:13:24,014
it's my turn in the room.
332
00:13:24,147 --> 00:13:25,515
BOTH:
Ew.
333
00:13:28,552 --> 00:13:31,054
Dad, look what they've
done to Krusty's show.
334
00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,355
Up-bup-bup. You can't call him
335
00:13:32,422 --> 00:13:34,991
that name anymore,
or we'll get sued.
336
00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:36,560
(knockoff theme music playing)
337
00:13:36,693 --> 00:13:39,095
SIDESHOW MEL:
It's the Herschel
The Comical Man Show.
338
00:13:39,195 --> 00:13:42,999
I'm your announcer, Nothing Mel.
339
00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:46,102
And here's a performer
who's not violating
340
00:13:46,169 --> 00:13:49,306
any termination agreement
implied or in writing.
341
00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:50,507
Him.
342
00:13:50,574 --> 00:13:52,008
Hee-hoo, kids.
343
00:13:52,075 --> 00:13:54,277
Say hi to Mr. Teeny-Dog,
344
00:13:54,377 --> 00:13:56,813
who's not affiliated
with Krusty Enterprises,
345
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,916
its designees, or assigns.
346
00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:03,887
Haw-haw! You don't control
your own I. P.
347
00:14:03,954 --> 00:14:06,022
(groans)
348
00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:08,124
(laughs) That sure drained
the confetti
349
00:14:08,191 --> 00:14:09,793
from his fire bucket.
350
00:14:09,893 --> 00:14:11,695
(Grampa and Gus laugh)
351
00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:13,129
Dad is losing it,
352
00:14:13,196 --> 00:14:15,932
and what are these "hamburger"
things he's making us eat?
353
00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:18,902
I can't touch food
with my hand skin.
354
00:14:18,969 --> 00:14:20,470
Are you sure we've got the votes
355
00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,172
to oust him
at the meeting Monday?
356
00:14:22,272 --> 00:14:24,207
Don't worry.
I'm just about to seal the deal
357
00:14:24,307 --> 00:14:27,043
on my little blonde
insurance policy.
358
00:14:28,211 --> 00:14:30,180
♪ Greenhouse gases ♪
359
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:34,150
♪ Might be substantially
reduced ♪
360
00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:36,853
♪ Over the next ♪
361
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,789
♪ 30 years. ♪
362
00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:46,029
This movie is so moving
and didactic.
363
00:14:46,129 --> 00:14:47,397
You made this?
364
00:14:47,464 --> 00:14:50,033
Chloé Zhao made it.
I just financed it
365
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,835
and took three different
producer credits.
366
00:14:51,902 --> 00:14:53,436
But this is
the kind of messaging
367
00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:56,306
I want my family's company
to put into the world,
368
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:59,242
but I need you
to convince your grandpa
369
00:14:59,309 --> 00:15:01,444
to vote to give me control
of the board.
370
00:15:01,511 --> 00:15:03,146
Oh, yes, but
371
00:15:03,246 --> 00:15:06,182
wouldn't Grampa be betraying
his oldest friend?
372
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:09,519
It would give my dad the sweet
retirement he's earned,
373
00:15:09,653 --> 00:15:11,087
with Abe by his side.
374
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:12,556
But that's fine, forget it.
375
00:15:12,622 --> 00:15:14,925
We'll just let my company
continue its campaign
376
00:15:15,025 --> 00:15:16,927
to sell handguns to dogs.
377
00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:19,696
(moans) No, no. I'll do it!
378
00:15:19,763 --> 00:15:22,666
(dramatic rendition of
The Simpsons theme playing)
379
00:15:22,732 --> 00:15:24,100
♪ ♪
380
00:15:34,377 --> 00:15:36,379
♪ ♪
381
00:15:41,218 --> 00:15:43,987
Lisa, I'm so glad
you made me come here.
382
00:15:44,054 --> 00:15:46,056
Who knew having
a purpose in life
383
00:15:46,089 --> 00:15:48,024
would give my life purpose?
384
00:15:48,058 --> 00:15:49,025
About that,
385
00:15:49,092 --> 00:15:50,994
Sheila's gonna propose a motion,
386
00:15:51,027 --> 00:15:52,829
and I think you should
vote "yes" on it.
387
00:15:52,929 --> 00:15:55,065
It'll be a nice thing
for you and Gus.
388
00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:57,100
And great for the world.
(chuckles)
389
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,501
Just trust me on this.
390
00:15:58,602 --> 00:16:02,205
Why wouldn't I trust you?
We're Grampsa.
391
00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:05,909
Let me take a selfie
of this perfect moment.
392
00:16:06,009 --> 00:16:07,244
(chuckles)
393
00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:10,046
This meeting of the board
of the RedStar Corporation
394
00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:11,314
will come to order.
395
00:16:11,348 --> 00:16:13,884
Present are
CEO Augustus Redfield,
396
00:16:13,984 --> 00:16:16,086
Sheila Redfield, Colby Redfield,
397
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:19,322
- Mav Redfield...
- (kisses)
398
00:16:19,422 --> 00:16:21,858
Angela Merkel,
the bald, creepy Shark Tank guy,
399
00:16:21,925 --> 00:16:23,860
TikTok superstar
Charli D'Amelio.
400
00:16:23,927 --> 00:16:25,028
What do you do?
401
00:16:25,095 --> 00:16:26,963
Well, I entertain people
on their phones
402
00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:28,798
while they watch TV.
How about you?
403
00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:31,167
I am often the only
voice of reason
404
00:16:31,268 --> 00:16:33,403
in all of Europe.
405
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:36,306
Cool. How do you monetize that?
406
00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:37,807
I don't.
407
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:40,143
And Abraham Simpson.
408
00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:42,279
Welcome, my old friend.
409
00:16:42,345 --> 00:16:45,181
I have a motion to introduce.
410
00:16:45,248 --> 00:16:47,717
Daddy, you are
the greatest human
411
00:16:47,784 --> 00:16:49,219
to ever walk the planet.
412
00:16:49,319 --> 00:16:51,888
So, I say this out of devotion,
413
00:16:51,988 --> 00:16:54,324
respect and pure love.
414
00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:56,293
You're a dinosaur,
and it's time to turn into oil
415
00:16:56,359 --> 00:16:57,928
to fuel the next generation.
416
00:16:57,994 --> 00:16:59,195
What did you say?
417
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:01,064
This is a vote of no confidence.
418
00:17:01,131 --> 00:17:02,966
Your mind has turned to tapioca.
419
00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:05,435
You are out as CEO, and I'm in.
420
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,704
You're gonna be
Cousin Greg's intern now.
421
00:17:07,804 --> 00:17:10,273
(slurps)
All right, so, uh,
422
00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:13,143
I mostly just get sandwiches
for the security guards,
423
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:15,245
but it's more complicated
than it sounds.
424
00:17:15,345 --> 00:17:17,781
There's, like,
five kinds of bread now.
425
00:17:17,847 --> 00:17:19,583
This is a nice thing?
426
00:17:19,649 --> 00:17:21,151
Oh, it sounded nicer
427
00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:23,787
after our virtual
horseback ride.
428
00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:25,789
Do all of you kids
feel this way?
429
00:17:25,889 --> 00:17:27,524
Yes, Dad. Right?
430
00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:30,093
Um... yeah-o?
431
00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:32,128
Sure, w-why not? Unless, yes.
432
00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:35,098
I mean, whatever, it's all good.
Unless it's bad.
433
00:17:35,198 --> 00:17:38,468
We have a motion
of no confidence.
434
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,736
All in favor?
435
00:17:39,836 --> 00:17:41,338
All against?
436
00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:43,373
♪ Hey, hey ♪
437
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,442
♪ So watch me while I work. ♪
438
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,144
The vote is tied
at three to three.
439
00:17:48,245 --> 00:17:50,780
Mr. Simpson,
you're the tiebreaker.
440
00:17:50,847 --> 00:17:52,015
(Gus moans)
441
00:17:52,082 --> 00:17:55,886
I'm gonna do what I didn't do
50 years ago,
442
00:17:55,919 --> 00:17:58,488
stick with my old pal Gus.
443
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,557
I'm voting "no."
444
00:18:00,657 --> 00:18:03,827
Well, all I can say is...
445
00:18:03,894 --> 00:18:05,528
(grunting)
446
00:18:05,595 --> 00:18:06,830
- (gasps)
- My plan worked!
447
00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:08,398
I win!
448
00:18:08,465 --> 00:18:10,500
(laughing)
449
00:18:12,035 --> 00:18:14,437
(gasps) We've been Wonka-ed.
450
00:18:14,537 --> 00:18:15,272
What?
451
00:18:15,305 --> 00:18:17,107
You led this coup against me.
452
00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:19,442
You're out. You get nothing!
453
00:18:19,509 --> 00:18:21,678
Tell Megan Ellison
she's my daughter now.
454
00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:24,047
She'll be there at your
birthday dinner tomorrow night.
455
00:18:24,114 --> 00:18:26,149
You voted with her;
you're out, too.
456
00:18:26,249 --> 00:18:29,286
I love you, Dad.
(crying) You smell so good.
457
00:18:29,386 --> 00:18:32,055
You idiots really think I'd
throw away the company I built
458
00:18:32,155 --> 00:18:35,358
to wear a paper hat
with this old fool?
459
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,794
(stammers) Fool?
460
00:18:37,861 --> 00:18:39,462
You mean
you only brought me here
461
00:18:39,563 --> 00:18:42,532
to smoke out your
backstabbing children?
462
00:18:42,632 --> 00:18:43,700
Don't you see? I had to.
463
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,537
I learned 50 years ago that
I'm surrounded by Krustys.
464
00:18:47,637 --> 00:18:49,606
Everywhere, Krustys.
465
00:18:49,639 --> 00:18:52,075
Even I am zis Krusty?
466
00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:54,177
But you made it happen, Abe,
467
00:18:54,244 --> 00:18:56,279
my sweet loyal pawn.
468
00:18:56,346 --> 00:18:59,749
I win because you voted no.
469
00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:01,585
(sinister laughter)
470
00:19:01,651 --> 00:19:04,688
Oh, Grampa,
you got stepped on again,
471
00:19:04,788 --> 00:19:07,157
and it's all my fault.
472
00:19:07,224 --> 00:19:10,493
Hold your horseradish!
473
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,295
When I voted "no,"
474
00:19:12,395 --> 00:19:15,465
I was talking about
the Japanese Noh theater,
475
00:19:15,532 --> 00:19:19,069
which I saw plenty of when
I was stationed in the Pacific,
476
00:19:19,169 --> 00:19:21,938
stranded on a raft
made of Dear John letters
477
00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:23,640
and mermaid hair.
478
00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:25,242
I married one of those mermaids,
479
00:19:25,342 --> 00:19:27,544
but she was a reverso,
480
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,312
fish head and lady gams.
481
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:32,549
(laughs) That,
plus a thousand other things,
482
00:19:32,616 --> 00:19:34,684
made me what I am today...
483
00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:36,553
mentally incompetent.
484
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:39,389
(babbling)
485
00:19:41,191 --> 00:19:45,061
Isn't mental incompetence
grounds for voiding a vote?
486
00:19:45,128 --> 00:19:47,831
Well, as the family lawyer
and psychopharmacologist,
487
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,367
it certainly is.
(clears throat)
488
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:53,136
Abraham Simpson's vote
is nullified.
489
00:19:53,203 --> 00:19:56,239
The count now stands
at three to three-- a tie.
490
00:19:56,339 --> 00:19:58,375
We'll be hopelessly deadlocked.
491
00:19:58,475 --> 00:20:00,410
The company
will grind to a halt.
492
00:20:00,477 --> 00:20:03,413
BOTH:
Eh, tough banana skins.
493
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,682
(dramatic rendition of
The Simpsons theme plays)
494
00:20:05,749 --> 00:20:07,751
♪ ♪
495
00:20:12,255 --> 00:20:15,559
Grampa, you outplayed
a room full of players.
496
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,594
One of whom played me.
497
00:20:17,727 --> 00:20:20,697
I'm so sorry we didn't break
that Simpsons curse.
498
00:20:20,764 --> 00:20:22,365
Eh, nertz to that curse.
499
00:20:22,432 --> 00:20:25,035
Every terrible decision
I made in my life
500
00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:28,271
led to me having you
as my granddaughter.
501
00:20:28,371 --> 00:20:29,272
So, I say,
502
00:20:29,339 --> 00:20:32,676
I'm one pretty lucky old guy.
503
00:20:32,776 --> 00:20:34,778
♪ ♪
504
00:20:50,193 --> 00:20:53,029
Herschel, such gorgeous
potatoes I've never seen.
505
00:20:53,096 --> 00:20:54,364
Thank you, Nehorai.
506
00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:57,267
It feels good to finally find
inner peace.
507
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,935
(helicopter approaching)
508
00:20:59,035 --> 00:21:02,172
Gus Redfield
was only using Krusty Burger
509
00:21:02,239 --> 00:21:05,108
as a pawn
in a bitter family war.
510
00:21:05,175 --> 00:21:06,877
You can have it back
511
00:21:06,943 --> 00:21:09,145
for the price
of the notary fees.
512
00:21:09,246 --> 00:21:11,414
I can be a clown again.
513
00:21:11,481 --> 00:21:14,451
(laughing goofily)
514
00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:16,119
(laugh fading)
515
00:21:16,186 --> 00:21:17,787
He was a clown?
516
00:21:17,854 --> 00:21:19,256
He was, like,
the least funny person
517
00:21:19,322 --> 00:21:21,157
on this socialist commune.
518
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:22,959
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00:21:23,026 --> 00:21:24,227
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