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♪ Llama, llama, llámame ♪
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♪ Llama, llámame, llámame ♪
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♪ Llama, llama, llama... ♪
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Mmm, cookies.
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They're not cookies,
they're biscuits.
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That's British for cookies.
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And they're not for you
or you or you.
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Or you or you. Not you.
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Not for you.
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D'oh!
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These treats are for my lady friends.
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They're coming over to watch
a very classy
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historical British
streaming show,
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and none of you are invited.
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Aw...
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Cor blimey.
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Mmm.
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Ow!
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Now here's a distraction
for each of you.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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I downloaded you a podcast
about beers
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that you don't hear
much about anymore.
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Ooh, there's a whole episode
about L öwenbr äu.
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If no one minds,
I brought a few beverages
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to lubricate the evening.
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- Me, too.
- Same.
- Way ahead of you.
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So what the hell are we
waiting for?
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Let's dial up the Netflix.
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I've got Helen Lovejoy's
password.
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She came to live with us
when she and the Reverend
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were taking a break.
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She swore me to secrecy
about that, but whoops.
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The Springfield ladies had
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a marvelous time
journeying back to an era
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when England was filled with
eligible young ladies in corsets
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courted by hot,
multiracial dudes
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with rock-hard abs.
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The writing on this show
is amazing.
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Oh-ho. Men can have
muscles on their chests now?
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The ad in the beer podcast
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is an ad for beer.
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That is so smart.
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I've just swum back from Europe.
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We've just won
the Battle of Knicker-bulge.
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Let us all doff our clothes
in triumph.
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¡Ay, caramba!
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Bart, don't watch that.
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Now go to bed.
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Oh!
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Mmm, looks like the Earl
of Sixpackingham
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is showing the whole
walking stick.
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Ooh, I'll drink to that.
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Honey, what's wrong?
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You look like what I see
in the mirror every morning.
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Also, a strange blender is
on your nightstand.
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I think I drank just
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a toonsie-teensy bit too much
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with the girls last night.
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Marge, you need to take
a long look at yourself.
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We can't be a two-hangover
household. We just can't.
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I'm sorry, sweetie,
but I just don't think
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I can go to church
this morning.
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Oh, my--
Aw...
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No church? Oh, no.
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Well, I guess I'll have
to find another way
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to spend my Sunday.
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Mmm, chest chips.
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I meant you'll have to
take the kids to church
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- on your own.
- D'oh!
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Aw, it's not fair.
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I always go to church hungover.
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It's always the committed
drinkers who get punished.
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Boozehounds just can't
catch a break.
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♪ Praise God
from whom all praisings flow ♪
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♪ Praise praise
and let all praisings go ♪
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♪ Praise, praise,
praise, praise ♪
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♪ Praise, praise,
praise, praise. ♪
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You know, hymns like that
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make God come off
a little thirsty.
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Now I'd like to invite
our littlest angels
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to head to Sunday school
with Mrs. Lovejoy.
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Try spending a weekend with her
in the Wisconsin Dells.
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This week's
Junior Jesus Jamboree topic
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is "Honor Thy Mother
and Father."
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- Who would like to go first?
- Oh! Oh!
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Sunday school presentations
don't affect my grades
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and won't help me
get into college,
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and I'm not even
a practicing Christian,
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but I still have
a sick need to excel,
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so pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
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I think we'll start with... Hmm.
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Bart Simpson.
Oh, but I'm guessing
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you forgot all about
your presentation.
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You know, Helen,
for a woman of faith,
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you have so little of it in me.
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For this assignment,
I was born ready.
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Well,
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it's not hard
to honor my mother.
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Marge is a class act
all the way.
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As for my father, well,
with a dad
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like Homer Simpson,
how could I not honor him?
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He's so hardworking
and dignified.
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Mmm.
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And he carries himself
with such class and panache.
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Mascot, oh, goes for the kiss
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and, oh, he goes into the
proposal with the bouquet.
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Tosses it away
and he faints out of love,
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and the big, fat guy
is having none of it
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and he's giving chase.
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The fat guy is on the field.
Come here, you.
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And the Freak is running away,
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and he's using the players
as obstacles.
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And now he's smashing his--
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you know something,
that's just not right.
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♪ Lord, you are truly great ♪
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♪ We are wretched but devout ♪
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♪ Your hair
looks really awesome ♪
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♪ And have you
been working out? ♪
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Sweetie, do your thing.
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Baby coming through.
Crying now and pooping soon.
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Hmm.
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As you can see,
wherever my dad goes,
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people cheer.
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Look, if you didn't want me
to pee in a cup,
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then the movie
should have commercials.
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Whiz break!
Whiz break! Whiz break!
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Get him out of here.
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In conclusion, I honor my father
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because he is
not not not not a loser.
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One, two, three, four.
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That's an even number of nots.
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He thinks I'm a loser.
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How dare you show your peers
a supercut of me at my worst?!
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Haw-haw!
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Haw-haw-haw!
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Huh?
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I hate the Welsh,
but I hate you even more!
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My son has no respect for me.
He shamed me
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in front
of the whole Sunday school.
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Even Ralph.
What about all the videos
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of me not being a loser?
Where were they?
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Oh, boy. It's so sad
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that kids just use cameras
for shaming.
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We've raised a generation
that only loves fails.
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My fails.
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At least I have a lady
to rub my face.
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Bart's gonna spend the rest
of his life lotioning himself.
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Maybe Bart doesn't understand
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how hard you work
to provide for this family.
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When I was a girl,
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my father took me to work
with him one day.
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I felt so proud
when I saw him playing pizza
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in that antacid commercial.
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That's what I should do.
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Take Bart to work.
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Then he'll be proud of me.
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Pizza proud.
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Mmm.
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Seven, eight and nine.
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Oh!
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Watch me work
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and be proud, you jerk.
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No.
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I don't want
to hear your friends
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tell me how big I've gotten.
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Hmm.
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Oh. Well-played, big man.
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Larry!
Slap a guest badge on him!
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Larry!
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And this thing over here
is if the core gets too hot.
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I'm all over that.
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And this dealie over here
is if the core...
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goes missing.
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Has that ever happened?
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Not on my watch.
And the way you can be sure
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is that everyone you know
isn't dead.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Homer.
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Monday morning doughnuts
are here.
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Take your pick.
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Chocolate frosted? Maple bar?
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Better hurry
or you're gonna get plain.
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Doughnuts.
Do you have to pay for 'em?
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Sure, technically.
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It's an honor system.
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Whoa.
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A pop machine full of free pop.
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A TV showing that jerk Dr. Phil.
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A poster on how to choke a guy.
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I think that's
for after you choke him.
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Simpson,
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I need that updated spreadsheet
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on the hard water
degradation rate.
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Watch this.
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I told you interns
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to spread-date the graduation
on the hard lemonade.
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So find out
what I'm talking about
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- and get it done!
- Yes, Mr. Simpson.
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And you get free markers?
When I get back to school,
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I'm gonna go Sistine Chapel
on those toilet stalls.
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Why wait?
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Here you go, Simpson.
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Best part of the job.
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You know it, Linda.
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Dad, is that your paycheck?
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Sure is.
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Can I see it?
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I'll do you one better.
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Give it to me in singles.
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Minus
the 8.5% check-cashing fee.
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I didn't ask
for your life story.
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And here's
what makes it all worthwhile.
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Whoa.
You get all that every week?
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Every two weeks.
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Ah, the laugh of respect.
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Oh, my God, is it picture day?
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Lisa, quick,
let me fix your hair.
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Ow! It's not picture day,
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and my hair's not pasta.
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I am dressed this way
to honor Dad.
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I never thought about it,
but Homer makes enough
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to pay for this awesome crib,
two cars,
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with enough left over
to fill the freezer
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with three kinds
of french fries:
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waffle, curly and steak-cut.
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Dad, all these years
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I thought you were
just some uncool roommate
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that I got stuck with.
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Now I realize you're a winner.
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And that's why I want to be
a nuclear safety inspector.
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Marge, he doesn't
just respect me.
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He wants to be me.
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What a feeling.
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Oh... this must be
how LeBron feels about...
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...Bronny.
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Mmm.
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Just like you, Dad, I can't wait
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to live the American dream.
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Well, actually...
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- What?
- Oh, nothing.
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Pew, pew, pew!
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I'm a superstar spaceman.
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I'm a modern superhero.
I can fly,
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but I can't process
my own trauma.
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I'm a nuclear safety guy.
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I get tons of money
for not blowing the town up.
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Well, the thing about that is...
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Forget I said anything.
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Hey, Dad, guess what.
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I made a homemade ID badge,
and Larry just waved me in.
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Huh. Where is he?
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Oh, man, what a gig.
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Homer's got it made.
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JANITOR
He sure does.
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So, you're visiting your old man
at work today?
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I sure am. And this sweet job
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will be mine someday.
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Wha...?
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Hate to burst your bubble, kid,
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but the kind of job your dad has
263
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- just doesn't exist anymore.
- Why not?
264
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Well, there's no simple answer
to that.
265
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- All right. See you later.
- Bart, come with me
266
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to a magical place
far in the past:
267
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America in the 20th century.
268
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Uh, sure.
269
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But you better not
start singing.
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♪ 1945, we won the war ♪
271
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♪ Our boys came back
to the factory floor ♪
272
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♪ The good times rolled,
and smiles were on our faces ♪
273
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♪ With plentiful jobs
for folks of all ages ♪
274
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♪ Even dumb slobs
made excellent wages ♪
275
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♪ The country was booming ♪
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♪ Though still pretty racist ♪
277
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♪ Oh, and so it came to pass ♪
278
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♪ With hard work
and grit and brass ♪
279
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♪ Bit by bit, we built ♪
280
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- ♪ Our middle class ♪
- ♪ Nice little middle class ♪
281
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♪ I need cash for food and gas ♪
282
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♪ Black light posters,
beer and grass ♪
283
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♪ Time for me to join
the middle class ♪
284
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♪ Oh, boy, that middle class ♪
285
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♪ Go join that middle class ♪
286
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♪ Well, I'm not smart,
I'm not a go-getter ♪
287
00:13:46,202 --> 00:13:48,338
♪ My drinking problem's
not getting better ♪
288
00:13:48,405 --> 00:13:50,540
♪ What job
could I possibly do? ♪
289
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- ♪ Nuclear safety inspector ♪
- Whoo-hoo!
290
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♪ Your dad and his buddies
had it swell ♪
291
00:13:55,178 --> 00:13:57,647
♪ But gradually
it all went to hell ♪
292
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♪ Factories closed,
unemployment would spike ♪
293
00:13:59,716 --> 00:14:02,252
♪ Here to explain it
is Robert B. Reich ♪
294
00:14:02,352 --> 00:14:05,055
The decline of unions,
rampant corporate greed,
295
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Wall Street malfeasance
296
00:14:06,389 --> 00:14:08,258
and the rise
of shortsighted politics
297
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all contributed to increased
economic inequality,
298
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widespread real unemployment,
wage stagnation,
299
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and a lower standard of living
for millions of Americans.
300
00:14:18,168 --> 00:14:20,237
♪ They chopped salaries
to raise stock prices ♪
301
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,706
♪ Cut up the pie
and kept all the slices ♪
302
00:14:22,839 --> 00:14:24,507
♪ Tax breaks went to CEOs ♪
303
00:14:24,641 --> 00:14:27,110
♪ Never trickling down
to average joes ♪
304
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♪ And so it came to pass ♪
305
00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:31,481
♪ Greedy rich men
kicked our ass ♪
306
00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:34,718
♪ Fiddling while they burned
our middle class ♪
307
00:14:34,818 --> 00:14:37,120
♪ Poor little middle class ♪
308
00:14:38,722 --> 00:14:41,625
All right, thanks
for the history lesson, nerds.
309
00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:43,693
But what does any of this
have to do with me?
310
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,695
You see, my dad's still working,
311
00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:47,998
and I want to be just like him.
312
00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,266
I'm sure you do.
313
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,368
But there's something else
you need to learn,
314
00:14:51,468 --> 00:14:54,304
and my friend here
is happy to teach you.
315
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:55,605
Ugh, you.
316
00:14:55,739 --> 00:14:58,508
For days, you've been dying
to say something. Just spill it.
317
00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:01,545
♪ You want a job like Dad?
Too bad, so sad ♪
318
00:15:01,645 --> 00:15:04,014
- ♪ You'll never have the life our flabby dad had ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
319
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,116
♪ What can he do
that a robot can't? ♪
320
00:15:06,182 --> 00:15:08,251
♪ These Oreos taste
like nuclear plant ♪
321
00:15:08,318 --> 00:15:10,353
♪ Yo, all I need
is a foot in the door ♪
322
00:15:10,487 --> 00:15:12,589
♪ And I'll take Dad's job
when he dies at 44 ♪
323
00:15:12,656 --> 00:15:14,858
♪ That job you see
now needs a PhD ♪
324
00:15:14,925 --> 00:15:17,627
- ♪ While paying student loans leaves you in poverty ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
325
00:15:17,694 --> 00:15:19,829
- ♪ No brand-new car, no fancy house ♪
- ♪ No, cool ♪
326
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:22,265
- ♪ No hot dinners cooked by your stay-at-home spouse ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
327
00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:24,267
♪ You're gonna pinch
every dollar and cent ♪
328
00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:25,402
♪ And you'll
still have to choose ♪
329
00:15:25,502 --> 00:15:26,903
♪ Between health care and rent ♪
330
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,705
I'll probably just buy
a PlayStation 6.
331
00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:30,907
♪ You're naive, but it'll pass ♪
332
00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:33,510
- ♪ They'll repo your skateboard, you'll grow up fast ♪
- ♪ Mm-hmm ♪
333
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:35,845
♪ He's Jeff Bezos,
we're just bozos ♪
334
00:15:35,946 --> 00:15:37,681
♪ Goodbye, middle class ♪
335
00:15:37,747 --> 00:15:39,883
♪ These are facts,
they're not controversial ♪
336
00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:42,385
♪ We can't even afford what they
sell in this commercial. ♪
337
00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:50,260
Okay, so, you're saying
maybe I'll have a tough time
338
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,962
getting a job like my dad's.
339
00:15:52,062 --> 00:15:53,296
No, no, I'm saying
340
00:15:53,396 --> 00:15:55,031
you'll definitely never get
a job like your dad's,
341
00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:56,466
and you'll have a tough time
342
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,735
finding
something significantly worse.
343
00:15:58,835 --> 00:15:59,836
Thanks for the song and dance,
344
00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:02,706
but I think
I'm gonna be just fine.
345
00:16:02,772 --> 00:16:05,809
♪ 'Cause there's a lot of new
ways a guy can make a dollar ♪
346
00:16:05,942 --> 00:16:08,478
♪ I'll ride the money train,
make it rain, holla ♪
347
00:16:08,545 --> 00:16:11,081
♪ I'll buy and sell Bitcoin,
build a new app ♪
348
00:16:11,147 --> 00:16:13,316
♪ Do pranks on YouTube,
I'm great at that crap ♪
349
00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:15,518
♪ Film TikTok tricks
on my sick motorbike ♪
350
00:16:15,619 --> 00:16:18,221
- ♪ Your chances are slim ♪
- ♪ Go to hell, Robert Reich ♪
351
00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:20,190
♪ Those aren't careers,
they're a million to one ♪
352
00:16:20,223 --> 00:16:22,492
♪ You ain't that lucky
and you ain't smart, son ♪
353
00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:25,095
♪ Who gives a damn?
I'll find my new jam ♪
354
00:16:25,128 --> 00:16:27,230
♪ As an influencer
on Instagram ♪
355
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:29,633
♪ If all else fails,
I got backup plans ♪
356
00:16:29,699 --> 00:16:33,637
♪ I can shake my cans
on OnlyFans. ♪
357
00:16:33,737 --> 00:16:35,538
No. Just... no.
358
00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:39,209
Okay, great.
So I have no options whatsoever.
359
00:16:39,309 --> 00:16:41,611
Smell you later, dude.
360
00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:42,779
Isn't it infuriating?
361
00:16:42,846 --> 00:16:44,848
We'll never live
as well as they did.
362
00:16:44,948 --> 00:16:46,683
Why doesn't anyone do anything
about this?
363
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,486
Well, there's an answer to that,
but it's not one you'll like.
364
00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:52,022
♪ Moe the bartender,
serve it up on the mic ♪
365
00:16:52,122 --> 00:16:54,457
♪ So, greedy politicians
write bad laws ♪
366
00:16:54,524 --> 00:16:56,893
♪ Throwing goodies to the rich
like Santy Claus ♪
367
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,195
♪ They chew up us poors,
who votes for these guys? ♪
368
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:01,698
♪ All my friends
are dropping like flies ♪
369
00:17:01,798 --> 00:17:04,034
♪ And where are these voters
getting their cues? ♪
370
00:17:04,134 --> 00:17:06,269
♪ Putin for president,
next on Fox News ♪
371
00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:08,638
♪ And that's why our system
is so out of order? ♪
372
00:17:08,705 --> 00:17:11,808
♪ Cross-dressing drug fiends
are crossing our border ♪
373
00:17:19,382 --> 00:17:23,086
♪ We vote for gun nuts
and climate deniers ♪
374
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:27,324
♪ Lunatics from QAnon
and con men and liars ♪
375
00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:30,760
♪ They shred our safety net
and gut Medicare ♪
376
00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:32,429
♪ But they get our vote ♪
377
00:17:32,495 --> 00:17:36,933
♪ 'Cause we're incredibly easy
to scare ♪
378
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,236
♪ Cable news
declares we're doomed ♪
379
00:17:39,336 --> 00:17:41,071
♪ And Facebook
feeds our fright ♪
380
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:42,505
♪ They convince us
things were great ♪
381
00:17:42,639 --> 00:17:44,774
♪ When gas was cheap
and men were white ♪
382
00:17:44,874 --> 00:17:46,743
♪ So we rally round the crooks ♪
383
00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:48,778
♪ And the creepy and the crass ♪
384
00:17:48,845 --> 00:17:53,750
♪ The vengeful id
of our vanishing middle class ♪
385
00:17:54,951 --> 00:17:56,753
So, as you can see, Bart...
386
00:17:56,853 --> 00:17:58,822
Bart?
387
00:17:58,889 --> 00:18:01,091
♪ I get it, dude, abandon hope ♪
388
00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:03,093
♪ We can't escape
our slippery slope ♪
389
00:18:03,193 --> 00:18:04,694
♪ The future's
a sandwich made of poo ♪
390
00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:08,331
♪ Just tell me,
what do you want me to do? ♪
391
00:18:08,398 --> 00:18:10,533
Burn it.
392
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,669
"Burn it"? Burn what?
393
00:18:12,736 --> 00:18:14,137
Well, that's up to you.
394
00:18:14,204 --> 00:18:17,274
All I know
is what a janitor knows.
395
00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:20,076
♪ If it's broke,
don't wait till later ♪
396
00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:24,414
♪ Chuck it in the incinerator ♪
397
00:18:24,481 --> 00:18:27,250
Hmm.
I do enjoy destroying things.
398
00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:30,053
And this tie looks flammable.
399
00:18:31,955 --> 00:18:33,189
Wait, Bart, I meant the system.
400
00:18:33,256 --> 00:18:35,091
Burn it down and then reform it.
401
00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:36,359
It was a metaphor.
402
00:18:36,426 --> 00:18:39,129
Eh. I never learned
what that word means.
403
00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:42,332
- Our education system is also terrible.
- No!
404
00:18:42,399 --> 00:18:46,369
♪ And so it comes to pass ♪
405
00:18:46,436 --> 00:18:50,507
♪ Strike a match
and raise a glass ♪
406
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,108
♪ All dreams die ♪
407
00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:58,381
♪ So goodbye, middle class ♪
408
00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:02,252
Oh, my God.
409
00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:05,222
Oh, so this is real?
410
00:19:05,288 --> 00:19:06,856
Help!
411
00:19:06,957 --> 00:19:09,059
I want to live
to see the future,
412
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,728
even if it's gonna be
incredibly crappy!
413
00:19:21,538 --> 00:19:23,540
You saved me.
414
00:19:23,573 --> 00:19:26,009
♪ Hang on tight,
you'll be okay ♪
415
00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:28,445
Thanks! By the way,
how good's your pay?
416
00:19:28,511 --> 00:19:31,681
♪ Pay's good, and pension's
great when we retire ♪
417
00:19:31,781 --> 00:19:35,285
- Nice.
- ♪ Sweet health plan plus cool hat and boots ♪
418
00:19:35,352 --> 00:19:37,187
♪ We're always hiring
new recruits ♪
419
00:19:37,254 --> 00:19:40,290
♪ 'Cause luckily
the planet is on fire ♪
420
00:19:40,357 --> 00:19:42,025
♪ Even the ocean ♪
421
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,127
Mom, Dad,
I figured out what I'm gonna do.
422
00:19:44,194 --> 00:19:45,629
I'm gonna be a fireman.
423
00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:49,032
Well, it is true that fire
isn't going anywhere.
424
00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:51,401
♪ But you still hold me
in high regard ♪
425
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,904
- ♪ Eat my shorts, you tub of lard ♪
- D'oh!
426
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,172
♪ We save lives
and look badass ♪
427
00:19:57,307 --> 00:19:59,509
♪ And we whistle as they pass ♪
428
00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,812
♪ The last men standing ♪
429
00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:04,748
♪ In our middle ♪
430
00:20:04,814 --> 00:20:11,555
♪ Class. ♪
431
00:20:26,002 --> 00:20:28,004
- What the hell was that?
- From what I can gather,
432
00:20:28,071 --> 00:20:30,774
a singing janitor
took Bart on a magical journey
433
00:20:30,874 --> 00:20:33,009
through
America's postwar economy.
434
00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:36,046
Also, Lisa was a rapper.
435
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:41,084
I'm a little concerned that Bart
set his tree house on fire.
436
00:20:41,218 --> 00:20:45,322
It does seem
like an escalation.
437
00:20:47,224 --> 00:20:49,159
Maybe we can use
this opportunity
438
00:20:49,259 --> 00:20:50,961
to upgrade the backyard.
439
00:20:51,094 --> 00:20:53,530
Yeah. We could get a gazebo.
440
00:20:53,563 --> 00:20:55,599
That'd be nice.
441
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,736
I just read through
our homeowners policy.
442
00:20:59,869 --> 00:21:01,504
We're not covered
for musical numbers.
443
00:21:01,571 --> 00:21:02,739
- D'oh!
- D'oh!
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