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辛普森一家
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噢
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上面往下折
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下面折上来 这样
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就是美丽的天鹅了
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搞什么
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垃圾自己收拾干净 热可可
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我是暴怒瓦金斯 欢迎收看
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最暴怒的体育节目
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与暴怒瓦金斯一起阻截傻子
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各位乡亲 我实在很难启齿
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但今天我是真的很不爽
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我喜欢他不爽的样子
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我要谈
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一个没人有时间谈的话题
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笨蛋
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篮网不朽之神
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詹皇 柯比还是麦可·乔丹
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让我来反驳你们
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现在来开放观众来电
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制作人说要接通我了
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拜托 体育耶稣 引导我胡言乱语
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欢迎上《暴怒国度》
你是哪里有毛病
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通话中 霍默·辛普森 美国春田
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我第一次看你节目 天天打进来
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那个 我…
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快爆料啊 我要好料的
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谁最厉害
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约翰·史托顿
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约翰·史托顿
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我们是想一如往常
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疯狂洗牌三个不朽之神
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你好意思提“没冠军”约翰·史托顿
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羞耻 羞耻至极
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快点见鬼去吧
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不送了
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暴怒
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霍默 你被冲水了
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不懂体育的男人算什么男人
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你对我来说就只是区区人夫和人父了
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讨厌的暴怒瓦金斯竟然用音效羞辱我
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吃个烤肉串消消气吧
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我看看 切片披萨
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发酵香肠
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饼干面团
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好了
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不过就是个让观众致电的蠢节目罢了
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你说得倒简单
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那混蛋听不惯你说的
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你就听别人的
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网络上可是一堆素人体育节目
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谁都可以自己拍影片 我是说就连…
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别说“就连你也行” 千万别说
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就连你也行 可恶
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没错
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网络体育谈话节目
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但我去哪找个跟我合拍的主持人
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就是我啊
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玛琦 帮我准备庆祝开播的烤肉串
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春田小学
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薯球
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跟石头一样硬
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食物大战
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我们要全面反击
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快使用二次方程式 各位
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老天 往日回忆重现了
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没想到又要经历一次薯球大战
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斯金纳…
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我来帮你做海姆立克急救 长官
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别动 我才能从后面抱着你
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放开我
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你没事了
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回收薯球
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是哪个小流氓先开始的
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-书呆子干的
-可能是莉萨
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斯金纳校长 不是我 是物理现象
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是真的吗 菲克斯
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我以为来自土库曼的
交换生表现良好呢
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我与此事无关
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我来这个国家
是为了躲避因为食物引发的暴力
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莉萨 罚你留校察看一星期
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捣蛋鬼的形成
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霍默·辛普森的《再见霍默》
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再见
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录制中 直播
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欢迎收看《再见霍默》
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我是霍默·辛普森 全站最没礼貌的人
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人家都说阿里是拳王
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但他根本没和卡修斯·克莱对战过
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他是在怕什么
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你看 一语惊人吧
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而且为什么篮球
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老是在用篮网
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橄榄球却可以不用脚
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这节目烂死了
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真是浪费法兰德斯的无线网络
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有几件事我一直搞不懂
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明明是主场 走步是要走去哪里
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足球怎么可以这么蠢啊
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曲棍球怎么可能在花园里打
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高尔夫球选手不能自己背球杆吗
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是有多懒
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驼鹿大便
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“驼鹿大便”
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你这个搞笑的…
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给我吃落日玫瑰红吧
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竟然是半光漆
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铃铛鸟饵
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你以为我会怕吗
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天啊 好可爱 你看…
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天啊 我的脸…
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登记处 排队时不准睡觉
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到底是哪里好笑了
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海平面上升
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大家一起来减碳…
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-笨儿子
-蠢老爹
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毁了我人生还不够
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-然后他又毁了我的直播
-我对他直播的破坏
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-就是他直播的唯一看点
-我要改变曲棍球界
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-靠自己的主意
-这是他唯一不错的观点
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-对病态肥胖守门员的看法
-应该当做开端
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你好 主题标签第一印象
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老天 是文青
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玛琦 快拿精酿啤酒给人家
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-快点
-我这就去拿
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冲积平原啤酒花有带出河岸湿地苦味
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他说好喝
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-我觉得啦
-我是觉得好喝没错
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我叫沃伯顿帕·克
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你们又不认识我 干嘛听我的
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你们不知道我的来历
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我要说了 冒号
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电脑是我童年唯一的朋友
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我每天都被人嘲笑
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后来我变成单板滑雪达人
娶了超模 还去科技业上班
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发了个大财 买了
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当年嘲笑我的孩子们
他们爸妈工作的工厂
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再把工厂关闭
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你有来历吗
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我六岁时吃了一台收音机
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松节油
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我喜欢你 但那样也无妨
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我就直说好了
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我拍爆红影片赚钱的
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你们两个已经爆红了
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跟“浣熊困在旋转门”影片一样红
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拜托别告我们 背包仔
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你们确实值得跳舞庆功
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我来教你们
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怎么拍影片变有钱
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而我也会变更有钱
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我会最有钱
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你怎么会在这里
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谁变有钱了我都会收到通知
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终极父子车库大战
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五百七十万播放量
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是不错 但不够好
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不过是科罗拉多州的人口而已
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是野马队的家乡吗
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-没错
-噢
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问题是你究竟赚了多少钱
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缓冲中
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我想想 第三季度…
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-开销的费用
-当然
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-开销
-预估
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苹果到苹果
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计算净利润
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买纸
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算出来了 没赚钱
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傻瓜 不是真的要你回答
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抱歉骂你傻瓜
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但你们需要的是营利办法
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-营利…
-营利…
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单轨列车…
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等等 那是什么意思
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即将呈现
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你们应该对这万年爆红影片不陌生
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“小猴闻手指从树上摔下来”
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这我从来没看过…
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我的天
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天啊 那只猴子
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45分钟过后
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那只…那只猴子
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闻了自己的手指
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一小时过后
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碰一声摔下来
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还闻呢
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那只猴子和所属的园区获利为零
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换算成猴子币更惨不忍睹
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要是它跟我签约
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我是说假设
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我就会做…随便举个例
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猴子闻手指T恤
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猴子闻手指纸巾
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猴子闻手指拉赞助
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还会让它上《周六夜现场》新闻单元
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主持人等级至少拉米·马里克以上
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音乐嘉宾是嘻哈斗牛梗
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可惜这猴子没闻到商机
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接下来的五分钟
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你们的点阅数会超越
重开机的《风云女郎》
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真是雷声大雨点小
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少了艾登差很多的
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这一战 给你们佣金的是…
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-达夫啤酒
-你看自己的衣服
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好吧
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劲量可乐
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商标要拍到
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商标要拍到 快点
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客户会爱死这种宣传的
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父子疯斗
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你们赚到第一个四分之一了
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第一季的收入
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不是 第一个25分钱
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这就是《电脑狂人》的剧情啊
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《硅谷群瞎传》
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想想《转战网络的始末》那本书
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我再给你25分钱 可以闭嘴吗
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赚到钱了
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春田小学
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留校察看室
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看看我们
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务必重视 读书
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恶霸 大小姐 更多恶霸
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拉尔夫和我 没人懂的聪明小孩
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太阳系
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但也许到头来我会发现
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这正是我需要的转机
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《格兰塔》
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就是这样我才能突破…
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莉萨 你跑错地方了
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太感谢了 少年犯们再见
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你是要去新盖好的矫正中心留校察看
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远程现场矫正中心
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欢迎来到远程现场矫正中心
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哪有又远程又现场的
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很好 就你最聪明
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我要罚你关禁闭
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去“全人固执训诫室”
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不好
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里面只有以前的
《鸡皮疙瘩》系列小说
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很好 你就拿来读吧
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那又不恐怖…
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平常的留校察看呢
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全人固执训诫室
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因为学校没钱办课后活动了
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只好把留校察看外包
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我们是行为整顿公司
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五百大管教企业
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留校察看也搞民营化
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莉萨 你要知道
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只要有一点小穷的人都去私人监狱了
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糟糕 我有说“穷”吗 我是说小错
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不能再问问题了
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营利状况如何
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选只手吧
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再选一次
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不能选同一只
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我又不是魔术师
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在这只手里啦 选另一只
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好吧 直接给你看支票
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我的天啊
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一千万点赞
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五千元
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这样我就能买艘船了
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霍默购船记 十一月三日上映
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为了赚大钱
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我出售了你们下次打架的位置权
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不行…这要再讨论
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就在这家炸鸡店
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讨论结束
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这家店有形象危机
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上周就发生九起沙门杆菌致死案
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还有根小指下锅炸了
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犹提卡野鸡腿
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沙门杆菌啊
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他们希望你们两个帮忙改善形象
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只要地方美食连锁店需要我
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没问题
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我景仰的英雄们
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好的 只需要你懂得假吃
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-稍微装作在吃的样子
-我在吃
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那是蜡做的模型
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无妨 我都吃到第四桶了
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也太悲剧 好吧 继续演就对了
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搞什么 你这个小…
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再多一点…
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点击量一直来…
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很好
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很烫吧 好好感受一下
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要来点洋葱圈吗
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有何不可
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太棒了
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订阅数一直在往上飙
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我其实不该这么说的 不管了
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反正我常常都在说
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你们比马拉松腹泻男还有人气
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-我超喜欢他的
-他最棒了
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还有很多赞助商排着队等我们挑
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一定要让马拉松腹泻男
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看起来像洗衣机上的狗
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-我超喜欢那只狗的
-那只狗最棒了
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胡桃街餐馆
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暴力最棒
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爸 你牵了我的手
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这样会不会很怪
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我在书上看过啊
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对了儿子 要不要爸爸买个…
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不用了 没关系 但是谢谢你
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老莫小酒馆
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来杯达夫啤酒 老莫
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这怎么成 我不收你的钱
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你都出名了 影音网站先生
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继吃撞球的蛇后本酒吧最大咖的名人
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达夫啤酒
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还有照片为证 看到没
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你要什么都行
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开口就好了
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虽然要得有点多
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但我欣赏你的贪婪
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我要回去找我的人了 你们还好吗
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是影音网站那个小子
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朋友 让我们来护送你吧
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真是可爱
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给最大的孩子一把枪 我们就休假吧
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远程现场矫正中心
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米尔豪斯 你怎么也留校察看了
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我用了尺的公分那一边量距离
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其实蛮不合理的
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为什么我要来
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我只是穿泳裤冲澡而已
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保安
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只是犯了小错也被抓来留校察看
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但是为什么
335
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企业做每件事的用意为何
336
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帮助社会啊
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你们要帮忙做小朋友车牌
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我要一百个凯特琳 一百个卡特琳
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再一千个凯特琳恩
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可是我妈要来接我了
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她会很焦急的
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学校说我午夜再去接孩子就行了
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要压印是吧
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这个如何
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罢工…
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罢工…
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罢工…
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你怎么懂工会的事
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因为历史书20世纪30年代后就不写了
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谢了 大家
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爸
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儿子 我有点想念你
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我也有点想念你
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好 他们拥抱了
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搞什么 我以为他们真的互看不爽
356
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我还没这么生气过
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从《星际大战》第二集看到最新一集
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他们不是我的英雄了
359
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久美子 我们动漫展的服装要换了
360
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换回旧的
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《美少女战士与月亮》
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“父子决战”粉丝吐槽巴特和霍默
95023180点击量
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你好 查默斯
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你好 斯金纳
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晚餐时间才会走人
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罢工
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这些抗议人士毫不罢休
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留校察看已演变到剑拔弩张
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学童为公平而战
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另有新闻是主教去世
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我们公司跟校方签约
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选项
橡皮子弹 催泪瓦斯 隔离
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你们得提供免快乐的劳工
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快点解决 事不宜迟
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我应该有答案了
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我认识一群为了钱什么都能做的人
377
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只要别牵扯到小孩就行了
378
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那就是老师
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月亮说的准没错
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巴特和霍默已经烂掉了
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我讨厌他们 而且我…糟糕
382
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看吧 透露出友好的一面
383
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就过气了
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昨天的点击量
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比聚友网还不如
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没劲的十五分钟
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你们还在这里干嘛
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请帮帮我们
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00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:39,123
没人点击按我赞实在太痛苦了
390
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,958
他们可能对我没有看法
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这样我受不了啊
392
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我可以说个空前又劲爆
393
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保证没人讲过的个人观察吗
394
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,258
有个东西演艺圈很爱
395
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,801
-贝蒂·怀特吗
-卷土重来
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我要让人气网红
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和潮流领袖见见你们
398
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让巴特和霍默的品牌复活
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你们觉得BHB2怎么样
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00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,105
是毒品吗 说来听听
401
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,649
是“巴特霍默二号”品牌缩写 傻瓜
402
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,443
我想也是
403
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,278
是药丸吗
404
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,113
还是要塞屁屁
405
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,701
这堪称是西半球最大规模的
406
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:16,994
社群网红聚会
407
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,078
那是雷管
408
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,164
网络头号电玩攻略家
409
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你支线任务是什么 恶霸
410
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,500
-我…
-结束NPC对话
411
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,793
回到主任务
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辣酱
413
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,881
那是莱丝莉·史盖
414
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,759
她拍的美妆教学会夹带白人民族主义
415
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,887
粉底部分可选择棕色
416
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或肤色
417
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:40,392
天啊 是尤根 南挪威头号开箱客
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首先从袋子里拿出汉堡盒 好
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小心打开盒子 之后才能再扣回去
420
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,902
开关扣蛮耐用的
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好累
422
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,619
冬天也来了
423
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,206
网飞 利斧对战三叉戟
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我来告诉你们要做什么
425
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,836
《直播真人快打》
426
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,838
这样不是要打到死人吗
427
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,217
也没错 但就是一种说法罢了
428
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,219
所以我们不用杀了彼此
429
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,221
如果有死人就更好了
430
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,348
但还是看情况吧 听好
431
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,101
对打的时候一定要把对方杀了
432
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,478
亮出赞助的武器很重要
433
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,064
巴特 你代言的是网飞
434
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:30,109
知道吗 还有三叉戟口香糖
435
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,986
霍默 你代言利斧香体喷雾
436
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和三叉戟薄荷口香糖
437
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:36,824
明白了吗 霍默
438
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,575
商品都有搭过的
439
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,494
不知道 感觉有点蠢
440
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,829
知道怎样才不蠢吗
441
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:45,499
有两百人在线上看你杀了你爸
442
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,292
或者随便 看你感觉
443
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,087
我看我还需要一点灵感
444
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,507
天啊 真的是你
445
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,470
真的是
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各位女士 先生
447
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影音网站网红 照片社群网红
448
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,771
无家可归的前葡萄藤的短视频博主们
449
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,899
这两位在熊猫快餐的对战相当精彩
450
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,318
后来的拥抱却让众人摸不着头绪
451
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,988
请欢迎霍默与巴特·辛普森
452
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这是恐惧的味道吗
453
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,159
我才不怕你
454
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:24,079
你闻到的是利斧香体喷雾的清香吧
455
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,998
这款叫黑街诱惑
456
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网飞 放任编剧天马行空
457
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,344
不知道耶 爸 感觉就是怪怪的
458
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,013
我不想跟你对打
459
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,764
我也不想 儿子
460
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:50,063
谁想得到如此迥异的两人
461
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也有相知相惜的一天
462
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闭嘴 快打架啊
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巴特和霍默深情相拥 点击量1
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火车出轨无人生还
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霍默·辛普森的《再见霍默》
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大家好 我是霍默·辛普森
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欢迎收看《再见霍默》第二集
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今天的问题是
体育谈话节目是否浪费时间
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我们接下来的五小时就来聊个彻底
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五小时
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我哪可能花五小时讲完啊
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本人就是靠着不把话讲完才做到今天
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因为我知道…
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字幕翻译：侯敏生