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辛普森家庭

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上面往下折，下面折上來，這樣…

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就是美麗的天鵝了

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搞什麼？

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我是暴怒瓦金斯

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歡迎收看最暴怒的體育節目

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各位鄉親，我實在很難啟齒

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但今天我是真的很不爽

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我喜歡他不爽的樣子

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我要談一個沒人有時間談的話題

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籃網不朽之神

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詹皇，柯比還是麥可喬丹？

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讓我來反駁你們

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現在來開放觀眾來電

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製作人說要接通我了

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拜託，體育耶穌

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歡迎上暴怒國度

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你是哪裡有毛病？

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我第一次看你節目，天天打進來

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那個，我…

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快爆料啊，我要好料的

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誰最厲害？

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約翰史托頓

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約翰史托頓？

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我們是想一如往常

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瘋狂洗牌三個不朽之神

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你好意思提＂沒冠軍＂約翰史托頓？

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羞恥，羞恥至極

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快點見鬼去吧，不送了

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荷馬，你被沖水了

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不懂體育的男人算什麼男人

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你對我來說就只是區區人夫和人父了

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討厭的暴怒瓦金斯竟然用音效羞辱我

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吃個烤肉串消消氣吧？

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我看看，切片披薩，發酵香腸

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（餅乾麵團）

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好了

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不過就是個讓觀眾致電的蠢節目罷了

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你說得倒簡單

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那渾球聽不慣你說的，你就聽別人的

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網路上可是一堆素人體育節目

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誰都可以自己拍影片

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我是說就連…

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別說＂就連你也行＂，千萬別說

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就連你也行

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可惡

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沒錯，網路體育談話節目

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但我去哪找個跟我合拍的主持人？

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就是我啊

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瑪姬，幫我準備慶祝開播的烤肉串

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（春田市小學）

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（薯球）

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跟石頭一樣硬

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食物大戰

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好耶

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我們要全面反擊

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快使用二次方程式，各位

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老天，往日回憶重現了

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沒想到又要經歷一次薯球大戰

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史金納…

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我來幫你做哈姆立克急救，長官

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別動，我才能從後面抱著你

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放開我

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你沒事了

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（回收薯球）

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是哪個小流氓先開始的？

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-是那個呆子做的
-可能是花枝

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斯金納校長，不是我，是菲克斯

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這是真的嗎，菲克斯？

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我還以為是土庫曼的交換生呢

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跟我毫無關係

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我來這個國家是為了躲避食物暴力

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麗莎，罰你留校察看一星期

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（搗蛋鬼的形成）

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（荷馬辛普森的再見荷馬）

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歡迎收看＂再見荷馬＂

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我是荷馬辛普森，全站最沒禮貌的人

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人家都說阿里是拳王

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但他根本沒和卡修斯克萊對戰過

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他是在怕什麼？

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你看，一語驚人吧

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而且為什麼籃球老是在用籃網

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橄欖球卻可以不用腳？

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這節目爛死了

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真是浪費佛朗德斯的無線網路

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有幾件事我一直搞不懂

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明明是主場，走步是要走去哪裡？

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足球怎麼可以這麼蠢啊？

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曲棍球怎麼可能在花園裡打？

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高爾夫球選手不能自己揹球桿嗎？

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是有多懶？

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（駝鹿大便）

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＂駝鹿大便＂？

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你這個搞笑的…

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（錄影，直播）

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給我吃落日玫瑰紅吧

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竟然是半光漆

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鈴鐺鳥餌？你以為我會怕嗎

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天啊，好可愛，你看…

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天啊，我的臉…

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就給他們一點話題吧

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一點話題

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就給他們一點話題吧

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到底是哪裡好笑了？

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大家一起來減碳…

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笨兒子　　　　蠢老爸

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毀了我人生還不夠

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連直播也來鬧　　　　我玩得正開心

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我想提議胖守門員　　　　好點子…

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改造曲棍球界　　　　只有胖守門員

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一開始講這個不就好了

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你好，主題標籤第一印象

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老天，是文青

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瑪姬，快拿精釀啤酒給人家

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我這就去拿

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沖積平原啤酒花有帶出河岸溼地苦味

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他說好喝…我覺得啦

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我是覺得好喝沒錯

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我叫沃伯頓帕克

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你們又不認識我，幹嘛聽我的？

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你們不知道我的來歷

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我要說了，冒號

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電腦是我童年唯一的朋友

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我每天都被人嘲笑

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後來我變成單板滑雪達人，娶了超模

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還去科技業上班，發了個大財

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買了當年嘲笑我的孩子們…

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他們爸媽工作的工廠，再把工廠關閉

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你有來歷嗎？

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我六歲時吃了一台收音機

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我喜歡你，但那樣也無妨

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我就直說好了

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我拍爆紅影片賺錢的

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你們兩個已經爆紅了

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跟＂浣熊困在旋轉門＂影片一樣紅

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（拜託別告我們，背包仔）

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你們確實值得跳舞慶功

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我來教你們怎麼拍影片變有錢

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而我也會變更有錢

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我會最有錢

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你怎麼會在這裡？

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誰變有錢了我都會收到通知

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天啊，５７０萬點閱

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是不錯，但不夠好

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不過是科羅拉多州的人口而已

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是野馬隊的家鄉嗎？　　　　沒錯

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問題是你究竟賺了多少錢

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我想想，第三季…

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加上經常費用　　　　對，經常費用

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規劃費　　　　有等於沒有

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得出淨利

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（買紙）

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算出來了，沒賺錢

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傻瓜，不是真的要你回答

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抱歉罵你傻瓜

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但你們需要的是營利辦法

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營利…

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單軌列車…

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等等，那是什麼意思？

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你們應該對這萬年爆紅影片不陌生

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＂小猴聞手指從樹上摔下來＂

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這我從來沒看過…

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我的天…

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天啊，那隻猴子…

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（４５分鐘過後）

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然後…那隻猴子…

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聞了自己的手指

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（一小時過後）

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碰一聲摔下來

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還聞呢

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那隻猴子和所屬的園區獲利為零

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換算成猴子幣更慘不忍睹

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要是牠跟我簽約，我是說假設

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我就會做…

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隨便舉個例，猴子聞手指Ｔ恤

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猴子聞手指紙巾

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猴子聞手指拉贊助

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還會讓牠上週六夜現場的新聞單元

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主持人等級至少拉米馬利克以上

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音樂嘉賓是嘻哈鬥牛梗

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可惜這猴子沒聞到商機

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接下來的五分鐘

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你們點閱數會超越重開機的風雲女郎

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真是雷聲大雨點小

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少了艾登差很多的

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這一戰，給你們佣金的是…

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達夫啤酒？　　　　你看自己的衣服

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（勁量可樂）

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商標要拍到，快點

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客戶會愛死這種宣傳的

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你們賺到第一個四分之一了

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第一季的收入？　　　　不是

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第一個２５分錢

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這就是電腦狂人的劇情啊

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矽谷群瞎傳

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想想＂轉戰網路的始末＂那本書

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我再給你２５分錢，你可以閉嘴嗎

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賺到錢了

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（春田市小學）

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（留校察看室）

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看看我們

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惡霸，大小姐，更多惡霸

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勞夫和我，沒人懂的聰明小孩

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但也許到頭來我會發現

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這正是我需要的轉機

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就是這樣我才能突破…

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麗莎，你跑錯地方了

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太感謝了，少年犯們再見

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你是要去新蓋好的矯正中心留校察看

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（遠端現場矯正中心）

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歡迎來到遠端現場矯正中心

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哪有又遠端又現場的？

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很好，就你最聰明

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我要罰你關禁閉

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去＂全人固執訓誡室＂

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裡面只有以前的雞皮疙瘩系列小說

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很好，你就拿來讀吧

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那又不恐怖

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一點也不恐怖

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平常的留校察看呢？

221
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因為學校沒錢辦課後活動了

222
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,072
只好把留校察看外包

223
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,866
我們是行為整頓公司

224
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,576
五百大管教企業

225
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,912
留校察看也搞民營化？

226
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,289
麗莎，你要知道

227
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,834
只要有一點小窮的人都去私人監獄了

228
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,878
糟糕，我有說窮嗎？我是說小錯

229
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,171
不能再問問題了

230
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,423
營利狀況如何？

231
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,758
選隻手吧

232
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,259
再選一次

233
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,552
不能選同一隻

234
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,554
我又不是魔術師，在這隻手啦

235
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,681
選另一隻

236
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,432
好吧，直接給你看支票

237
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,226
我的天啊

238
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:27,353
五千元

239
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,772
這樣我就能買艘船了

240
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,108
霍默購船記 十一月三日上映

241
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,526
為了賺大錢

242
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,696
我出售了你們下次打架的位置權

243
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,407
不行…這要再討論

244
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,450
就在這家炸雞店

245
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,910
討論結束

246
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,079
這家店有形象危機

247
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,831
上週就發生九起沙門桿菌致死案

248
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,417
還有根小指下鍋炸了

249
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,127
（猶提卡野雞腿）

250
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,421
沙門桿菌啊

251
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:57,383
他們希望你們兩個幫忙改善形象

252
00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:02,722
只要地方美食連鎖店需要我，沒問題

253
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,141
我景仰的英雄們

254
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,643
好，稍微裝作在吃的樣子

255
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,562
假裝吃雞腿吃得很爽　　　　我是啊

256
00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:10,771
那是蠟做的模型

257
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,523
無妨，我都吃到第四桶了

258
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,524
也太悲劇

259
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:14,650
好吧，繼續演就對了

260
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,195
搞什麼，你這個小…

261
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,742
再多一點…

262
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,410
點閱數一直來…

263
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,538
很好，很燙吧

264
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,039
好好感受一下

265
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,000
要來點洋蔥圈嗎？

266
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,710
有何不可

267
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,881
太棒了

268
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,633
點閱數一直在往上飆

269
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,260
我…其實不該這麼說的

270
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,013
不管了，反正我常常都在說

271
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:48,392
你們比馬拉松腹瀉男還有人氣

272
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,935
我超喜歡他的

273
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,145
他最棒了

274
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,564
還有很多贊助商排著隊等我們挑

275
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,941
一定要讓馬拉松腹瀉男…

276
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,068
看起來像洗衣機上的狗

277
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,528
我超喜歡那隻狗的

278
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,654
那隻狗最棒了

279
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,948
（胡桃街餐館）

280
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,118
暴力才是最棒的

281
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,829
爸，你牽了我的手

282
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,039
這樣會不會很怪？

283
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,540
我在書上看過啊

284
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,084
對了兒子，要不要爸爸買個…

285
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,879
不用了沒關係，但是謝謝你

286
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,464
來杯達夫啤酒，老莫

287
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:20,758
這怎麼成？我不收你的錢

288
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:23,594
你都出名了，影音網站先生

289
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:28,307
繼吃撞球的蛇後本酒吧最大咖的名人

290
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,142
還有照片為證，看到沒？

291
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,229
你要什麼都行，開口就好了

292
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,608
雖然要得有點多，但我欣賞你的貪婪

293
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,276
我要回去找我的人了

294
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,277
你們還好嗎？

295
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,237
（荷馬運動酒吧）

296
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,993
是影音網站那個小子

297
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,831
朋友，讓我們來護送你吧

298
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,419
真是可愛

299
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,172
給最大的孩子一把槍，我們就休假吧

300
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:01,590
（遠端現場矯正中心）

301
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,135
米爾豪斯？你怎麼也留校察看了？

302
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:08,097
我用了尺的公分那一邊量距離

303
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,474
其實滿不合理的

304
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,476
為什麼我要來？

305
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,688
我只是穿泳褲沖澡而已

306
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:19,191
只是犯了小錯也被抓來留校察看

307
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,317
但是為什麼？

308
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,653
企業做每件事的用意為何？

309
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,238
幫助社會啊

310
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,282
你們要幫忙做小朋友車牌

311
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,118
我要一百個凱特琳，一百個卡特琳…

312
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,745
再一千個凱特琳恩

313
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,039
可是我媽要來接我了

314
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,624
她會很焦急的

315
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,168
學校說我午夜再去接孩子就行了

316
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,880
要壓印是吧？

317
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,423
這個如何？

318
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,717
罷工…

319
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,802
罷工…

320
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,346
罷工…

321
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,098
你怎麼懂工會的事？

322
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,642
我們歷史課本只教到１９３０年代

323
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,270
謝了，大家

324
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,982
爸　　　　兒子

325
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,527
我有點想念你　　　　我也有一點

326
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,155
好，他們擁抱了

327
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,407
搞什麼？我以為他們真的互看不爽

328
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,075
從星際大戰第二集看到最新一集

329
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,411
我還沒這麼生氣過

330
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,914
他們不是我的英雄了

331
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,667
久美子，我們動漫展的服裝要換了

332
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,296
換回舊的美少女戰士與月亮

333
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:25,341
（父子決戰粉絲吐槽霸子和荷馬）

334
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,888
你好查莫斯，你好史金納

335
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,849
晚餐時間才會走人

336
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:37,227
這些抗議人士毫不罷休

337
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,730
留校察看已演變到劍拔弩張

338
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,940
（學童為公平而戰）

339
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,858
我們公司跟校方簽約

340
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:49,156
你們得提供免…快樂的勞工

341
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,116
快點解決，事不宜遲

342
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,868
我應該有答案了

343
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,829
我認識一群為了錢什麼都能做的人

344
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:59,500
只要別牽扯到小孩就行了

345
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,210
那就是老師

346
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,670
（方案：橡皮子彈，催淚瓦斯）

347
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,963
（面壁思過）

348
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,965
我在礦坑工作

349
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,633
往下再往下

350
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,636
在礦坑工作，準備往下滑

351
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:14,348
在礦坑工作，往下再往下

352
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,975
在礦坑工作

353
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,351
月亮說的準沒錯

354
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,603
霸子和荷馬已經爛掉了

355
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,064
我討厭他們，而且我…糟糕

356
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,609
看吧，透露出友好的一面就過氣了

357
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,320
昨天的點閱率比聚友網還不如

358
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,115
出名不成，反而是丟臉

359
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,326
你們還在這裡幹嘛？

360
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,786
請幫幫我們

361
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:39,164
沒人點閱按我讚實在太痛苦了

362
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,958
他們該不會什麼想法也沒有吧

363
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,501
這樣我受不了啊

364
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:45,629
我可以說個空前又勁爆…

365
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,256
保證沒人講過的個人觀察嗎？

366
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,299
有個東西演藝圈很愛

367
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,801
貝蒂懷特？　　　　捲土重來

368
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:56,265
我要讓人氣網紅和潮流領袖見見你們

369
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,350
讓霸子和荷馬的品牌復活

370
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,395
你們覺得ＢＨＢ２如何？

371
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,188
是毒品嗎？說來聽聽

372
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,774
是＂霸子荷馬二號品牌＂縮寫，傻瓜

373
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,526
我想也是

374
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:11,155
是藥丸嗎？還是要塞屁屁？

375
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,659
這堪稱是西半球最大規模的…

376
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,036
社群網紅聚會

377
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,205
那是雷管，網路頭號電玩攻略家

378
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,749
你支線任務是什麼，惡霸？

379
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,793
我…　　　　終止對話樹，返回

380
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,337
（辣醬）

381
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,881
那是萊絲莉史蓋

382
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,759
她拍的美妝教學會夾帶白人民族主義

383
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:36,180
粉底部分可選擇棕色或膚色

384
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,015
天啊，是尤根

385
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,392
南挪威頭號開箱客

386
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,896
首先從袋子裡拿出漢堡盒，好

387
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,524
小心打開盒子，之後才能再扣回去

388
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,902
開關扣蠻耐用的

389
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,660
好累，冬天也來了

390
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,206
（網飛）

391
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,417
我來告訴你們要做什麼

392
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,878
直播真人快打

393
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,880
這樣不是要打到死人嗎？

394
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,217
也沒錯，但就是一種說法罷了

395
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,219
所以我們不用殺了彼此？

396
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,221
如果有死人就更好了

397
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,348
但還是看情況吧

398
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,142
聽好，對打的時候一定要把對方殺了

399
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,478
亮出贊助的武器很重要

400
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,064
霸子，你代言的是網飛，知道嗎？

401
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:30,150
還有口香糖

402
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,945
荷馬，你代言香體噴霧

403
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,447
和綠薄荷口香糖

404
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,575
明白了嗎，荷馬？商品都有搭過的

405
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,494
不知道，感覺有點蠢

406
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:41,912
知道怎樣才不蠢嗎？

407
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:45,541
有兩百人在線上看你殺了你爸

408
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,334
或者隨便，看你感覺

409
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,087
我看我還需要一點靈感

410
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,549
天啊，真的是你？

411
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,428
真的是

412
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,515
各位女士先生

413
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,601
影音網站網紅，照片社群網紅

414
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,771
無家可歸的前Ｖｉｎｅ網紅們

415
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,899
這兩位在熊貓快餐的對戰相當精彩

416
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,360
後來的擁抱卻讓眾人摸不著頭緒

417
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,988
請歡迎荷馬與霸子辛普森

418
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,365
這是恐懼的味道嗎？

419
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,159
我才不怕你

420
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:24,079
你聞到的是香體噴霧的清香吧

421
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,039
這款叫黑街誘惑

422
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:36,300
（網飛，放任編劇天馬行空）

423
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,386
不知道耶，爸，感覺就是怪怪的

424
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,013
我不想跟你對打

425
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,723
我也不想，兒子

426
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:50,063
誰想得到如此迥異的兩人

427
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,857
也有相知相惜的一天？

428
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,612
閉嘴，快打架啊

429
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:04,912
（霸子和荷馬深情相擁，點閱零）

430
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,957
（火車出軌無人生還，點閱９千萬）

431
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:20,761
（荷馬辛普森的再見荷馬）

432
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,554
大家好，我是荷馬辛普森

433
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:26,350
歡迎收看再見荷馬第二集

434
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:27,601
今天的問題是

435
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,687
體育談話節目是否浪費時間？

436
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,691
我們接下來的五小時就來聊個徹底

437
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,652
五小時？

438
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,654
我哪可能花五小時講完啊？

439
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,657
本人就是靠著不把話講完才做到今天

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因為我知道…

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謝謝觀賞

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翻譯：ＳＤＩ　Ｍｅｄｉａ