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(theme music playing)
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CHORUS: ♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'oh!
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(grunts)
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HOMER: Fold down that...
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and then up that...
and this and over there
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and you have a beautiful swan.
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What the...?
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♪ ♪
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This is Anger Watkins,
and you're watching basic cable's
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angriest sports show.
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Folks, this is difficult to say,
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but, today, I'm angry!
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I like how angry he is.
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I want to broach a topic
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that no one else has the airtime
to fill to discuss.
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Greatest of All Time.
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LeBron, Kobe or MJ?
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I'll tell you why you're all wrong!
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Let's open the lines.
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The producer says I'm gonna go on.
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Please, Sports Jesus, guide my blather.
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Welcome to Rage Nation.
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What the hell is your problem?
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Uh, first-time listener,
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long-time caller.
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So, I, uh...
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Give me a take!
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Anger needs a take.
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Who is number one?
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Uh, John Stockton!
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John Stockton?
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We're trying to have
our daily conversation
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in which we rank
and re-rank three demigods,
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and you bring John "Never Won a Title"
Stockton into the mix?
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Shame! For shame!
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Die! Soon!
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Goodbye.
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(toilet flushing sound effect)
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Homer, you got flushed.
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A man who don't know sports,
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um, he ain't much of a man.
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You're nothing to me now.
Just a husband and father.
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HOMER: Stupid Anger Watkins
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flushing me with an audio effect.
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Why not eat your feelings
with a cheer-up kebab?
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Let's see. Pizza slice,
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summer sausage...
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(grunting softly)
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Here you go.
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It was only a dumb call-in show.
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Easy for you to say.
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If that jerk didn't like
your sports notions,
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listen to someone else.
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The Internet's full
of homemade sports shows.
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Anyone could put one on, I mean, even...
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Don't say "you." Don't say "you."
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Even you.
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Damn it.
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Oh, yes. Of course!
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An Internet sports talk show!
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But where could I find a host
who thinks all my opinions are great?
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(gasps) Me.
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Marge, prepare a congratulations kebab.
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(groans)
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These are hard as rocks.
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(groans) Food fight!
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(descending whistle)
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(mimics gunfire)
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(mimics automatic gunfire)
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Uh, this calls for massive retaliation.
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Use your quadratic equations, men.
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(Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" playing)
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(groans)
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Oh, my God. I'm having a flashback.
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(groans)
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Good Lord, I'm reliving the Tot Offensive.
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Skinner... (choking)
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-I'll Heimlich you, sir.
-(grunts)
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Just be still
so I can embrace you from behind.
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(grunting)
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Get... off... me.
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Shh, you're safe now.
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-(squeaking)
-(Willie humming)
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Now, which of you little
hoodlums tossed the first tot?
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-The nerd did it.
-Uh, could be Lisa.
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Principal Skinner, it wasn't me.
It was physics.
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Is this true, Fizix?
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I would've thought better
of a Turkemenistani exchange student.
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I-I had nothing to do with it.
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I came to this country
to escape food-based violence.
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Lisa, one week's detention.
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(gasps)
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♪ ♪
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(singing upbeat tune)
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Welcome to Walkoff Homer.
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This is Homer Simpson,
the rudest dude on the InnerTube.
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They say Muhammad Ali
was the greatest of all time,
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but he never fought Cassius Clay.
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What was he afraid of?
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Boom! Hot take.
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And how come, in basketball,
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they use the basket all the time
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but you could literally play
football without any feet?
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This show sucks.
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I can't believe he's wasting
Flanders' Wi-Fi on this.
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Here's a few things that bug me.
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How can they call traveling
on a home team?
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Why is soccer so stupid?
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How can they play hockey in a garden?
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Why can't golfers carry their own clubs?
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Lazy jerks.
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(flatulence sounds)
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Oh... Huh?
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"Moose Poo"?
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Why, you hilarious...
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(Homer grunting)
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(growls)
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(coughing)
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Eat Sunset Rose!
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(groans) Semi-gloss.
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(coughing)
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(muffled groan)
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(low growling)
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-(grunts)
-Oh!
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(scoff) Seed bell?
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Like that's gonna stop me.
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(grunts)
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Huh?
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Oh, so cute! Look at...
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(screaming)
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Oh, my face! My face!
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(all laughing)
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♪ Let's give 'em something to talk about ♪
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♪ Something to talk about ♪
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♪ Let's give 'em something to talk about ♪
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(audience laughing)
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What the hell's so funny?
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(crying)
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(giggling)
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We must come together...
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to lower our carbon...
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-Stupid boy.
-Dumb dad.
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First, he ruins my life.
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-Then he ruins my livestream.
-Me ruining his show was
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-the only good part of his show.
-I'm gonna change the NHL
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-with my idea
-Fat goalie was his only good take.
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-for morbidly obese goalies.
-Should've led with it.
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Hello. #FirstImpression.
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Oh, my God, a hipster!
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Marge, bring him a microbrew!
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-Quick!
-I'm on it!
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(panting)
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Ah...
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The alluvial hops really
bring out the riparian bitterness.
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He likes it.
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-I think.
-I did like it.
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My name's Warburton Parker.
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I'm a stranger to you.
Why should you listen to me?
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-You don't know my backstory.
-MARGE: Mm-hmm.
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-Well, here it is-- colon...
-HOMER: Mm.
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...as a child, my only friend
was my computer.
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I was teased every day.
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Then I became a pro snowboarder,
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-married a supermodel, went into tech...
-Mm-hmm.
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...made a fortune, bought the factories
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where the kids who teased me's
parents worked
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and shut the factories down.
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Do you have a backstory?
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Once, when I was six, I ate a radio.
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(chuckles) I like you,
but that won't get in the way.
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Let me cut to the chase.
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I make money from viral videos.
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And you two have gone viral.
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"Raccoon in a revolving door" viral.
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(excited grunting)
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You're right to dance in such a fashion.
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Because I'll show you how to make videos
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-that will make you rich.
-(whoops)
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And me richer.
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And me richest.
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What are you doing here?
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(chuckles) I get an alert
whenever anyone's getting rich.
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Wow. 5.7 million views.
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Wow! Good, not great.
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That's the population of Colorado.
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Is that the Broncos one?
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-It is.
-Oh.
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The question is
how much money have you made?
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Let's see. Uh, third quarter take...
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-Factor in overhead.
-Of course.
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-Overhead.
-Projections.
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Apples to apples.
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Figure net profit.
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Got it. Nothing.
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The question was rhetorical, you idiots.
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(chuckles) Sorry about the "idiots" thing.
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But what you need to do is monetize.
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-Monetize! Monetize!
-Monetize! Monetize!
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Monorail. Monorail.
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Wait, what are we talking about?
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♪ ♪
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Perhaps you are familiar
with the greatest viral video of all time,
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"Monkey smells finger
and falls out of tree."
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Hmm. No, I've never seen...
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(laughing hysterically)
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Oh, my... Oh...
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Oh, that monkey!
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(sighs)
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And the-the monkey!
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He smelled his finger.
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Then boom!
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(sighs) Smell.
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That monkey and that monkey's estate
made zero dollars.
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Even less in monkey dollars.
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If he had signed with me,
I mean, just hypothetically,
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there would be-- oh, I don't know--
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Monkey Finger Sniff T-shirts,
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Monkey Finger Sniff Finger Wipes,
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Monkey Finger Sniff sponsorships
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and a spot on Weekend Update on SNL.
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Host, Rami Malek or better.
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Musical guest, Pitbull.
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What this monkey
didn't sniff was opportunity.
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In the next five minutes,
you'll get more views
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than the entire rebooted Murphy Brown.
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Ugh, such high hopes.
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Not the same without Eldin.
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Now, this fight,
you're gonna get kickback from...
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-Duff Beer?
-Look at your shirt.
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Oh!
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(quietly): Label to camera.
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Hey, label to camera.
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(groaning)
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They're gonna love this publicity.
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You guys just earned your first quarter.
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First quarter revenue?
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No. First quarter, like the coin.
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Halt and Catch Fire, boy!
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Silicon Valley!
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How the Web Was Won.
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I'll give you another quarter to shut up.
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Monetize.
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♪ ♪
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(clock ticking)
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LISA: Look at us,
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the bully,
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the princess,
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more bullies,
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the Ralph
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and me, the smart kid no one gets.
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Yet, maybe, by the end of the day,
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I'll realize this is just what I needed.
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This is what I needed
to break through the...
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Lisa, you don't belong here.
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Oh, thank God. So long, delinquents!
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Your detention is being held
in our new facility, the R.O.C.C.
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Welcome to the Remote
On-site Correctional Center.
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How can something be both remote
and on-site?
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All right, wisenheimer.
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You just earned yourself
a day in the H.O.L.E...
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The Holistic Obstinance
Lessening Environment.
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-(door squeaks open)
-(grunt)
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Uh-oh. (whimpering)
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There's nothing in here
but old Goosebumps books.
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Fine. Read those.
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They aren't scary. They aren't scary!
268
00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:50,792
What happened to regular detention?
269
00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:54,000
Well, because we could no longer afford
any after-school activity,
270
00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,041
the school district
has outsourced detention.
271
00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,875
Welcome to Misbehavior Solutions,
272
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,583
a Torture 500 company.
273
00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,917
You privatized detention?
274
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,417
Lisa, you have to understand.
275
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:08,834
Anyone who's done anything remotely poor
is in private prison.
276
00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,875
Oh, did I say "poor"? I meant wrong.
277
00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:12,166
No more questions.
278
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,417
So, how's the monetizing going?
279
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,875
Pick a hand.
280
00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:17,125
Pick again.
281
00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,458
Not the same hand.
282
00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:20,333
I'm not a magician.
It's in the other hand.
283
00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:22,125
Please pick the other hand.
284
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:23,417
All right, I'm just gonna
show you the check.
285
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,166
Oh, my God!
286
00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,333
Five thousand dollars!
287
00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,667
This will come in handy when I buy a boat!
288
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,417
Now, for the really big money,
289
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,667
I sold the location rights
to your next fight.
290
00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:36,667
HOMER: Huh?
291
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:39,625
No, no, no. This needs to be a discussion.
292
00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:41,667
It's here in this
fried chicken restaurant.
293
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:42,750
End of discussion.
294
00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:45,083
You see, this place has an image problem.
295
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:49,375
They've had nine salmonella deaths
and one fried pinky in the past week.
296
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,875
Mmm...
297
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:53,291
Salmonella.
298
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,583
So they want you two-- you and you--
299
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,375
to change the conversation.
300
00:11:57,458 --> 00:12:02,625
If there's a regional, casual dining chain
that needs my help, I'm there!
301
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,542
My heroes.
302
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,625
OK, kind of, you know, fake nibble.
303
00:12:07,709 --> 00:12:09,542
-Pretend you're enjoying the thighs.
-I am.
304
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:10,792
Uh, they're made of wax.
305
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,458
Whatever. I'm on my fourth bucket.
306
00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,625
Sad. OK, just action.
307
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,667
Why, you little...
308
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,291
(whimpers, yells)
309
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,709
And escalate and escalate.
310
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:24,417
Views, views, views.
311
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:25,709
-(grunts)
-(yells)
312
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:26,625
Yes!
313
00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,041
Feel the burn. Literally sit in it.
314
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:31,166
Would you like some onion rings?
315
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,875
I don't see why not.
316
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:36,959
-Aah!
-Ah. Beautiful.
317
00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:39,625
Look at those view numbers fly.
318
00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,166
I-I shouldn't say this.
319
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,625
No, I-I'm gonna say it.
320
00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:44,083
OK, I say it a lot.
321
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:48,375
You two are more beloved
than Marathon-Diarrhea Guy.
322
00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:51,125
-I love that guy.
-Best guy.
323
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,625
We have so many sick
sponsored fights lined up.
324
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,625
We're gonna make
Marathon-Diarrhea Guy
325
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,000
look like Dog on Washing Machine.
326
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:01,083
-I love that dog!
-Best dog.
327
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,917
Violence is the best.
328
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,834
Dad, you're holding my hand.
329
00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:09,917
Is that weird?
330
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,750
I've seen it in books.
331
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,208
Say, boy, can I buy you a...?
332
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,875
Nah, I'm good, but thanks.
333
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,417
Give me a Duff, Moe.
334
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,792
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Your money's no good here.
335
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,542
You're a celebrity now, Mr. YouTube.
336
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:28,291
The biggest one this bar has seen
since the snake that ate three pool balls.
337
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,125
Got a picture of that. See it?
338
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:33,291
Anything I can do for you. Anything.
You just name it.
339
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,750
Well, little more
than I thought you'd ask for,
340
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,583
but, uh, no, I respect the greed.
341
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,166
Now I'm going back to my people.
342
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,458
Hey, how you doing?
343
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,583
(gasps)
344
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,166
It's that kid from YouTube!
345
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:51,834
(chuckles) You, my friend,
are getting an escort.
346
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:55,583
(imitating siren):
Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah.
347
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,291
Aw, isn't that cute?
348
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:00,250
Let's give the biggest one a gun
and take the week off.
349
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:02,709
(grunting)
350
00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:05,166
Milhouse? Why are you in detention?
351
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,917
For using the metric side of my ruler.
352
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,291
That seems pretty arbitrary.
353
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,208
Uh, why am I here?
354
00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:15,667
All I did was wear swim trunks
in the shower. (mutters)
355
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:19,208
(gasps) They're packing detention
with minor infractors.
356
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:20,291
But why?
357
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:22,583
Why do corporations do anything?
358
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:24,208
To help society.
359
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:26,333
We need you to make kiddie license plates.
360
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,208
I need 100 Caitlyns, 100 Kaitlyns
361
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:32,291
and a thousand Kate... Lynns.
362
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:34,125
Oh, my mom's picking me up.
363
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,625
She'll be frantic!
364
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,959
Oh, they said I could
pick him up at midnight.
365
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,041
Mm!
366
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:42,583
You want something stamped?
How about this?
367
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,709
Strike! Strike! Strike!
368
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,792
Strike! Strike! Strike!
369
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,458
Strike! Strike! Strike!
370
00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:50,959
How do you know about unions?
371
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:53,625
'Cause our history books end in the 1930s.
372
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,875
Thanks, guys.
373
00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:58,458
Hey, Dad!
374
00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:01,250
Hey, son! I kind of missed you.
375
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,166
I kind of missed you, too.
376
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,792
Aw.
377
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,208
COMIC BOOK GUY: OK, they're hugging.
378
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:08,291
Excuse me, but I thought
the hate was real.
379
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,000
I have not been so angry
380
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,208
since I saw every Star Wars
since the second.
381
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,750
They are no longer my heroes!
382
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:18,583
Kumiko, we are changing
the Comic-Con costumes.
383
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,583
We're going back to our old costumes--
384
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,291
Sailor Moon and the Moon.
385
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,834
ALL: Hey, there, Chalmers,
hey, there, Skinner,
386
00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:33,834
we will be here until dinner!
387
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:37,125
These Norma Rae-sinets
refuse to back down.
388
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:39,667
You can cut detention with a knife.
389
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:40,834
(chuckles)
390
00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:42,875
In other news, the Pope has died.
391
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:48,917
My corporation has a deal with this school
to provide free... kishly happy workers.
392
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,959
You better fix this and fast.
393
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,667
I think I have an answer.
394
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:55,792
I know people who will
do anything for money
395
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:59,333
as long as it doesn't involve kids--
396
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,041
the teachers.
397
00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:05,959
♪ Well, I been workin' in a coal mine ♪
398
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,625
♪ Goin' down, down, down ♪
399
00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:09,250
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪
400
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,625
♪ Whew, about to slip down ♪
401
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,709
♪ Workin' in a coal mine ♪
402
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:14,166
♪ Goin' down, down, down ♪
403
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,959
♪ Workin' in a coal mine, whew... ♪
404
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,291
Take it from the Moon.
405
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,583
Bart and Homer have cratered.
406
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,041
I hate them and I... Uh-oh.
407
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:24,125
So, because people think
you like each other,
408
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,583
you're has-beens.
409
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:26,792
Yesterday's views.
410
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,291
Deader than MySpace.
411
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:31,083
Fifteen minutes of lame.
412
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,333
Why are you still here around me?
413
00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:39,166
Please help us. It hurts so much to know
that no one is clicking me or liking me.
414
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,834
They might have no opinion.
415
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,500
I can't live with that!
416
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,875
May I make an original
and groundbreaking observation
417
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:47,291
that no one has ever said before?
418
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,333
There is one thing
that show business loves.
419
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,041
-Betty White?
-A comeback.
420
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:54,166
We are going to put you out in front
of some of the greatest influencers
421
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,208
and tastemakers alive.
422
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,333
We will remake Bart and Homer Brand.
423
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,375
What do you say to BHB2?
424
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,125
Is it a drug? Lay it on me.
425
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,667
It stands for "Bart Homer Brand 2,"
you moron.
426
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,500
Of course it is.
427
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,333
Is it a pill?
428
00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:11,166
Or the other end?
429
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,667
♪ ♪
430
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,750
This is the largest gathering
of social media influencers
431
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,041
in the western hemisphere.
432
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,125
There's Detonator,
433
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,166
the Internet's leading walkthrough gamer.
434
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,667
What's your side quest, Demon?
435
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,417
-Uh, well, I...
-Terminate dialogue tree.
436
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,583
Return to main quest.
437
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:26,333
Hmm.
438
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:28,667
Hey, there's Leslie Sky.
439
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:31,709
She does makeup tutorials
with veiled white nationalism.
440
00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:34,834
For the foundation,
we can either go with brown,
441
00:17:34,917 --> 00:17:36,166
or skin color.
442
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,500
Oh, my God, it's Jürgen,
443
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,417
Southern Norway's leading unboxer.
444
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,625
First we take the burger box
from the bag, yeah.
445
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:47,375
Carefully open the box
so it can be reclasped.
446
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:48,375
Mm-hmm.
447
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,959
Robust hinging.
448
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,041
I am tired now.
449
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,667
And winter comes.
450
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:02,208
♪ ♪
451
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:05,083
And now, to tell you what you're gonna do.
452
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,875
Mortal Kombat: Live Online.
453
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:09,834
Doesn't "mortal" mean "dead"?
454
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:13,041
Um, it can,
but it's just a figure of speech.
455
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,041
So we don't kill each other?
456
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,208
Oh, if you did, that would be great.
457
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,333
But let's play it by ear.
458
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,375
OK, guys,
459
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:22,208
when you're in combat,
definitely killing each other,
460
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,250
it's important to feature
your sponsored weapons.
461
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,959
Bart, you're promoting Netflix.
462
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:30,000
Got it? And Trident gum.
463
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,959
Homer, you're repping Axe Body Spray
464
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:35,542
and Trident Spearmint gum.
465
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,583
Do you get it, Homer?
The product things match the words.
466
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,500
I don't know, this seems kind of lame.
467
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:41,750
You know what's not lame?
468
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:45,458
An audience of 200 livestreams
while you kill your own father.
469
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,333
Or whatever. Feel it out.
470
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,208
I don't know,
I'm gonna need some more inspiration.
471
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:53,375
(gasps) Oh, my God, is it really you?
472
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:55,250
(sniffing)
473
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,583
(shrieks)
474
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,500
(gasps) It is.
475
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:01,500
ANNOUNCER (over speakers):
Ladies and gentlemen,
476
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,625
YouTubers, Instagrammers,
477
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:07,750
and homeless former Viners,
478
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:10,917
you loved them in their smackdown
at Panda Express.
479
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,333
Then they hugged
and you were like, "What?"
480
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:16,083
Homer and Bart Simpson!
481
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,333
Do I smell fear?
482
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:20,250
I'm not afraid of you.
483
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:24,166
You're smelling the refreshing
scent of Axe Body Spray.
484
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,083
Dark Temptation.
485
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,250
♪ ♪
486
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,166
(shrieks)
487
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,291
(music stops)
488
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,291
I don't know, Dad.
This just doesn't feel right.
489
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:40,834
I don't want to fight you.
490
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,500
Me, neither, son.
491
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:44,750
(audience booing)
492
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:50,083
Who'd have thought that two guys
from such different worlds
493
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,750
could connect like us?
494
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:54,542
(audience groaning)
495
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,625
Quit using your words!
496
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,250
(train horn blaring)
497
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:16,709
(singing upbeat melody)
498
00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:22,500
Hello. I'm Homer Simpson.
499
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:26,333
And this is episode two of Walkoff Homer.
500
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:30,667
Today's question: Are sports talk shows
a complete and utter waste of time?
501
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:34,709
We will get to the bottom of this
within the next five hours.
502
00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,333
Five hours?
503
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:38,542
I can't get my point across in five hours.
504
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:41,625
My whole career depends on me
never quite getting to the finish.
505
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:42,709
Because I know...
506
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,792
(theme music playing)
507
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,583
(classical music playing)
508
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,625
-(murmuring)
-Shh!