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春田市综合医院 急诊
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万圣节快乐
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你看到的骷髅头都不是装饰品
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加油 再来一次就能搞定了
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恭喜你 是男孩
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是个女孩
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什么 又是儿子 再加上巴特
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这就像把科学怪人介绍给吸血鬼
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或是把钱尼介绍给布什
或把班·艾佛列克介绍给任何人
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急诊 大错特错
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这问题不太寻常
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但你想带个可爱的女娃娃回家吗
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她的母亲死于难产
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她的父亲名列一万名疯子清单
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但目前还没有人来认领
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-成交
-不过我得告诉你
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我们帮她做过新生儿筛检
结果显示她个性…
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邪恶
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售完
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1500华氏度
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但还是比男孩好
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玛吉小可爱
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这些填充玩具是你的新朋友
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这是宝宝的第一个八音盒
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乳牛说
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你老妈跟地狱里的运动员交往
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《海底总动员》
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尼莫跟你很像
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它妈妈一开始就死了
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没错
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预兆
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“预兆”
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《赛车》
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回文对称
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收回
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我开始怀疑换这个不知打哪来的婴儿
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是否是正确的决定了
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玛琦 宝宝吃饱了
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生日快乐 玛吉
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宝宝要我们自杀
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我以为只有我们俩自杀
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咱们到地狱里弄明白吧
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我得阻止这个撒旦的后代
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但我真能下定决心杀死一个小孩吗
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我喜欢莫里西
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现实是残酷的
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看来我得挖三个坟墓了
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奈德 住手
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一定要杀死她 她身上有野兽的印记
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抱歉 不是这个
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我们该怎么办 我们该怎么办
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《假如腹中孩子是反基督者
该怎么办》
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还是比男孩好
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恐怖树屋
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第666集
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或是第667集 如果福克斯
更改播出顺序的话
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危险物语
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八十年代
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他们永远不会改良这款游戏
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我妈不让我看这部电影
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因为她觉得我会被科学家吓到
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外星人 游戏结束
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我们最好走了
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启动降落伞裤
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再会啦
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独自骑车
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独自骑车
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我应该会平安到家
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可恶 我从没唱完平安回家歌
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露安 我的名片架
需要更多空白卡片
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身为雅痞 我交了好多朋友
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米尔豪斯还没回家
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已经凌晨2点了
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我的斯沃奇手表显示现在是7点半
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瞧 扭曲手才刚刚经过热吻嘴唇
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等等 那是之字手
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之字手
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米尔豪斯 你在哪里
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T先生 王子
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快出来
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也许他在这面墙里
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寇克 你疯了
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疯了 我有吗
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你觉得这看起来像疯了吗 露安
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像吗
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你朋友的自行车倒在这里
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我们在这里找到他的吸入器
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这一滩是他最后的尿渍
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他昨晚确实喝了很多新可口可乐
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今年到底是哪一年
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我好困惑
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如果米尔豪斯在另一个时空
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他能让这些灯泡闪烁来跟我们沟通
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ABCD…
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来吧 米尔豪斯 你行的
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承认吧 我们的儿子失踪了
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所以现在我能告诉你了
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我背着你出轨了
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是米尔豪斯的霹雳舞老师吗
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你跟他说了吗
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先等等
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救命
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现在不是时候 米尔豪斯
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妈妈跟爸爸在大声说话
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你何不回房间去 亲爱的
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别浪费电 儿子
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莉萨
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你好 你好
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莉萨在吗
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米尔豪斯
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这说不准
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你喜欢米尔豪斯吗
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我喜欢米尔豪斯 但不是那种喜欢
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我打错了
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星空购物中心
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鼠窝购物中心
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躁动游戏厅
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太空突变者
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米尔豪斯还活着 我刚跟他联络上了
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我觉得他在另一个时空里
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这是我打得最好的一场 我要打完
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别这样 巴特
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好吧
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通过这个感知丧失槽
就能连接到平行时空
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而且得找个拥有不凡心智力量的人
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葛莱文
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你为何剃光头 为了提升传导率吗
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不 我只是想自己剪刘海
结果就失控了
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来吧
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我办到了
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我来到反转时空了
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你好
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米尔豪斯
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你根本就没有被困住啊
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被拥抱的感觉很好
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好 秘诀如下
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静止不动 它们就看不到你
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看到没有 我们没事…
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我忘记不能说话了
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你运气真差 老兄
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校车站牌
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我的天
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这是扭曲版的现实世界
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猪油小子甜甜圈
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看来某人没怎么看第三季
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机器人的地牢与棒球卡商店
超级怪兽
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老莫小酒馆
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你好 替我问候你妈
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春田小学校车
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紧急出口
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我最好使用我的感应能力
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原来你有感应能力
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女孩子都不敢用
不然会被说没有女人味
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我们在赛冷无端端失去很多好女巫
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现在我有跷掉体育课的能力了
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棒啊
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-爸
-安静 爸爸在工作
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伯恩斯先生打开了
通往另一个时空的门户
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放出一堆怪物
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他想找什么
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找出怪物
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是政府机密计划的一部分
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一个怪物吃了卡尔
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但因为卡尔在它体内
怪物就成了我的朋友
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它记得我们小时候都会一起去…
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它们不会再来烦我们了
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你们安全了
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但我们永远被困在这个时空了
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谁想玩叠罗汉
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永远被困在这里
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这里其实也没那么糟
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天哪 这些藤蔓总能找到所有小洞
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在反转时空里
房子不会买不起 学校都很棒
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你还能步行去商店跟餐厅
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这里有亚马逊的寄送服务吗
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他们有一支飞行怪物舰队
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这里有一点比较好
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至少没有蠢…
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邻居们好啊
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达夫
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右滑通往天堂
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春田原子体育场
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春田原子对上谢尔比维尔反派
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比赛来到第四局下半 大家都想得分
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四分卫凯斯·迪格斯抢到了球
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他不断闪躲 还剩三秒钟
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他看了看 然后扔球
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球被拦截了
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四分卫去死
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去死…
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去死…
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热狗
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去死
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噎死镜头
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去死…
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去死…
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去死…
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糟了
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天堂
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霍默·辛普森 欢迎莅临天堂
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你是圣彼得吗
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不 我是圣葛里得
请原谅我的双关语
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我才不要原谅
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你这该死的
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天堂跟我想的不一样
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没错 因为上帝投靠了谷歌
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我真不知道我做得对不对
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迈阿密马林鱼队
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飓风警报
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看来全球变暖是真的
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现在抵达 4点15分 来自炼狱
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我的天 这可不妙 不妙
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根据这个 你现在不该在这里
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我们得送你回去
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我又能见到玛琦了
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还能吃放在冰箱里的千层面
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它最好还在冰箱里
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立刻送我回去
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我也很想 好吗
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但急救医护员抬不动你的遗体
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于是推进湖里 你的尸体严重肿胀
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等等 这是之前的照片
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这是之后
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这是再之后的照片
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相当恶心
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你一定要把我送回玛琦身边
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好 知道了
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我们会扰乱程序
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霍默 我们会把你放到
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今天应该要死去的某人体内
你能以那个人的身份继续活着
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我能住在猪的体内吗
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我喜欢不穿裤子的自由
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要当猪的话还得排队六个月 很抱歉
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就这样吗
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从这里面挑一个 好吗
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不要
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不要
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很吸引人 不过不要
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不要
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想都别想
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就是这个了
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老兄 我在这等很久了耶
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秃子时代 年度人物
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你好
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你好 玛琦
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你怎么知道我的名字
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别紧张 是我 你老公霍默
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我死了
但我的灵魂住在这个足球员体内
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我怎么能相信你
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迪格斯 7号
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因为我知道你的一个小秘密
是其他人都不知道的
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-是什么
-我忘了
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真的是你
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肥胖 健美
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臃肿 猛男
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肥油 你好
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无论你在谁的体内 我都爱你的灵魂
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我的天 我摸到腹肌了
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我没想过真有腹肌这种东西
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抱着其他人的丈夫身体
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睡觉好怪
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不是某某某的丈夫
是裸体德州小姐的
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好吧 玛琦 我再去找其他人的躯体
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等一下…
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耶
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霍默 霍默
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你一个晚上就毁了那个健壮身体
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葬礼剩菜实在太好吃了
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达夫
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这太可怕了 我想要别的身体
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真可惜没有死更多年轻人
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爸 你能当查默斯局长
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校长的上司
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玛琦 你觉得呢
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我想看看查默斯跟别人在一起
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他太寂寞了
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好 他死了
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春田小学
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你想见我吗 先生
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斯金纳
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由于新的规定
从现在起巴特每科都要拿A
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把你的乳头扭成紫色
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再扭 继续扭
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已经是纯靛蓝色了
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00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,268
他说了 “继续”
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好的 老板
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查默斯
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敬我身为公立学校行政主管的新人生
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00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,361
现在来看看我赚了多少钱
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下一个
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这样实在太夸张了
292
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,625
你太常更换身体
293
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我都不知道我嫁的人是谁了
294
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难怪我会支持
295
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,174
《决战猩球》里的猩猩
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拜托你挑一个能跟我共度余生的人吧
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不必完美
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只要像你一样爱我就好
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我知道要挑谁了
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我的确有过疑虑 不过这样行得通
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00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:03,694
这太棒了 我的脑袋装在老莫的体内
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00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,946
对 我却跑到这来
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玛琦 我…
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我好渴
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当毛毛遇到黏黏
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我是第一个被监理所
以态度不佳为由开除的职员
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也算厉害了
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算吗
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00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,937
我要去抽根烟
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00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,730
最高戒备 未经授权不得进入
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我是征服者阿肯
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我是单身的塞尔玛
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实在太浪漫了
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让我好好看看你
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你不喜欢我的长相
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正相反
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00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,389
这个反应是“好美”的意思
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怪胎
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你能转过头去吗 我们要亲热了
320
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,913
现在就杀了我吧
321
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,501
怎么了 亲爱的
322
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:46,505
我妹妹说
你只是想吃掉我 或是拿绿卡
323
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,840
或是要人类动物园
324
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,758
其中两样太荒谬了
325
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,969
快 躲起来
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00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,807
你好 我们明天要解剖你
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00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,227
但我能教你们天然干净能源的秘密
328
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,146
那我今晚就要解剖你
329
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,816
我们得想办法救你出去
330
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要干嘛
331
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:12,197
如果我去遥远的银河系
永远不回来 你觉得怎么样
332
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,782
你打电话了吗
333
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,461
我们要把你救出去 我的爱人
334
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,588
我们已经进展到“爱”这一步了吗
335
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,299
应该先谈一谈的 不过我接受
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00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,677
这玩意里面全是老鼠
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00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,304
真贴心
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00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,185
等一下 辛普森 你要做什么
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00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,146
我在做…
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封面新闻 拖延时间
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封面新闻 发出哼声
支支吾吾 找借口跟不在场证明
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00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,944
要帮我升职吗
343
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,663
别朝车子开枪 朝司机开枪
344
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,668
不是我的司机
345
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:10,172
我的搭档卡杜斯
会到春田山顶跟我们会合
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00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,132
-搭档
-写作搭档
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它们说要是想在演艺圈闯出名声
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00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,386
就得到地球来
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春田
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抱歉 我来晚了
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我不小心去了另一个地球
南军打赢内战的那个
352
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,898
那里的南方邦联纪念碑很少
353
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,235
阿肯
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00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,694
我中枪了
355
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,699
等一下 我的爱人
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00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,914
你没打中我
357
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,584
别害怕 我的烟枪女
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00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,919
我能治愈你
359
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,388
也许你该少抽点烟 亲爱的
360
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,806
为了宝宝好
361
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,933
-你是说…
-没错
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00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,434
我怀孕了
363
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,147
塞尔玛 不
364
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,982
你们俩太不一样了
365
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,317
你是狮子座 它是人马座
366
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,153
我是来自人马座
367
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,406
别走 塞尔玛
368
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:21,034
拜托你 没有你 我活不下去
369
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,037
噢
370
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,167
我得警告你 我是同性恋
371
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,585
那好说
372
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,212
我有32种性别身份
373
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,047
我是好奇的克林贡人
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00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,966
向来喜欢尝试新事物
375
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:37,885
左可以跟R2机器人3P
376
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,429
右可以驾驭深空九号生物
377
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,639
就是赫特人贾霸也能睡到飞起
378
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,452
你们还享受蜜月星球吗
379
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,787
为什么不挑凉爽的季节来
380
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,581
现在就是凉爽的季节了
381
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,167
你要毛衣吗 亲爱的
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00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,002
这里4000度
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你真是唠叨
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《恐怖树屋30》
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第666集
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字幕翻译：侯敏生