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阿森一族

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謝謝照顧

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過夜好唔好玩？

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他們飲了五小時能量飲品
和一樽能多益榛子醬

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睇了成晚俄羅斯的行車紀錄片

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聽住，美枝，每年我同寇克都會
在哥斯達黎加租一間豪華別墅

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我們仲會邀請幾個家庭一齊玩

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妳可能聽過了？

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我一直很想被邀請

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現在就要成真了

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冷靜點，美枝，別太興奮

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我想想

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哥斯達黎加，沒有…

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抱歉，我是第一次聽到

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我們想問你們家有沒有興趣參加？

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幾時要給妳答覆？

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越快越好

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哥斯達黎加

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哥斯達黎加

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該去攔…

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哥斯達黎加

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（風鈴）

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哥斯達黎加…

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哥斯達黎加

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家庭會議，現在集合

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範豪登一家邀請我們

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參加他們的多家庭豪華旅行
去哥斯達黎加

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我們會住在沙灘上的豪華別墅

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鄰近原始雨林

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擁有地球上百分之五的物種

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生物多樣性

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那裡的孩子隨身帶開山刀係好合理

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快點合法化

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妳可以咬這本旅行天書

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我成日幻想我們家變成那種

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其他家庭願意一同旅行的家庭

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哥斯達黎加

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-哥斯達黎加
-機場美食街

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-機場美食街
-哥斯達黎加

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（哥斯達黎加樹蛙）

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這鼓膜太驚人

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這次旅行要花多少錢？

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我知道好貴

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但我們成日擔心錢

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因為我們無錢

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有按揭貸款，逆按揭貸款

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我覺得間房係屬於架車

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生活就是要多方體驗

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你看這張希伯特家去年旅行的相

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你再看看我的

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真的，天

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我想要一張我們在瀑布旁的合照

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因為想去這次旅行

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我才讓巴特和米爾豪斯繼續來往

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現在我全部都明

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老公，我知道壓力很大

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但連寇克和露安都負擔得起

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對，他沒賺那麼多錢

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他的工作是揸走“赤膊女傭”的車
以免被抄牌

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我們就瘋狂一次，希望無事

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知道嗎？妳說得對

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我不想再做婚姻中的負責人了

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我們享受生活吧

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記住，只要擁有彼此
我們永遠不會變窮

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不，會變窮的

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不如在家砌一幅
哥斯達黎加的砌圖好唔好？

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這次旅行聽落好貴

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-唔貴
-乜話？唔貴

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大人的事讓大人操心，好嗎？

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未來的財務全在你爸媽的掌握之中

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（贏百萬大獎）

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免費飛，富者越富

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多家庭旅行，看看有什麼人

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當然有範豪登一家，希伯特一家

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查莫斯和他女兒

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不敢相信我爸竟要把我們拆散一星期

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親愛的，飛機要坐很久
妳要不要省省手機的電

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你只在乎電量，你從來無戀愛過

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我和妳媽有過一段…算了

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這裡每個人我都能接受共度漫長時間

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我無時間脫毛，就在飛機上解決吧

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她怎麼會在這裡？

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本來老路和他姊妹要一起去

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但他被招牌砸到，她的風鈴店被燒了

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所以我提議找帕蒂和她的新女友

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妳蓄意隱瞞我，現在退出已太遲

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-對
-不要試圖否認

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帕蒂這次新戀情必須成功

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因為約會軟件已經不願意接納她

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我只希望你對她們友善一點

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伊芙蓮，這是我丈夫荷馬

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恭敬地向妳問好，女士

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荷馬辛普森，我聽過好多關於你的事

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妳當然聽過，但我要解釋一下

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在私人旋轉木馬上小便不算隨地小便

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（多家庭度假航空公司）

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誰想來杯雞尾酒？

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新來的請注意，你們可能會覺得很純

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這真是裝在杯子裡的純活

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什麼是“純活”？

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就是純粹生活，算是這裡的生活態度

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非常悠閒

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比妳想像的悠閒，再悠閒百萬倍

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老公，這真是新體驗

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只要水果加上美酒
美妙的假期就誕生了

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妳可以試試

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我不曉得這件事

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無錯

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羅德里戈…朋友

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用這張卡埋單

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這時候還AA制就太不純活

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我會預付這次旅行的所有費用

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食物，別墅租金，雲霧叢林謀殺之謎

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我全記在這上面

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（清數賬簿）

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我們最後再計

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出煙布蘭丁今晚上演標準的沙包技術

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（奧馬哈粟米洞邀請賽）

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這時疲勞感就會出現，吉姆

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掉出第四個沙包時，肌肉都嗌救命

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-漂亮
-好

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妳也在追職業粟米洞巡迴賽？

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當然，我以前會在我爸的農場玩

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整天都在掉

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熱到焫手都照玩

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真係好焫

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妳說話一直都這麼有南方色彩嗎？

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負鼠媽媽會錯過星期天的禮拜嗎？

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我猜牠會

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荷馬，把手機收起

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伊芙蓮，別這樣

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伊芙蓮，妳不想跟我們一起去行街？

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我們是來度假的，寶貝

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我們應該就像丟失的人字拖一般
躺在沙灘上享受陽光

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但沙灘上除了飲酒無其他事好做

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這樣吧，不如妳們兩個去逛逛

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我陪妳的南部小姐去海邊？

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聽聽，真是漂亮的解決方案

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我想這樣就皆大歡喜

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各位，今晚的晚餐非常出色

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當地的漁民都是子承父業

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所以你們能食到家族傳承的精神

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天

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怎麼了？大家好

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我們在海邊碰到這群超正的猴子

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我們說只要牠們夠搞笑就能在這過夜

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寶貝，妳都沒說妳妹夫這麼有趣

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妳們應該會很開心

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妳丈夫和閨蜜做了朋友

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你跟誰在一起，金寶？

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那是史黛西嗎？

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我的天，金寶背住我偷食

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化妝組，自拍神棍

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天，自拍神棍火牛去了邊？

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親愛的，放輕
瀑布照片一定會拍得不錯

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不錯，如果只是“不錯”
我們就離婚

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好…這話過火了

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但這是一生難得的旅行
也是我們拍下完美時刻的唯一機會

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我明，妳嬲緊
超好玩的猴子派對件事

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但妳不是想讓我對帕蒂好點嗎？

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妳都估唔到，她人超好

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正是你想要的，又一個酒友

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應承我跟住的行程你會規矩一點

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好…我會離帕蒂那南方朋友遠一遠

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或者她會話

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比肥仔離一群婆婆仲遠

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快跑，肥仔，跑

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妳為何這麼慌？

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妳不是在叢林裡親吻蟒蛇之類鉤？

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這次旅行很貴，爸媽根本唔理後果

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所以我要練習在車上瞓覺

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為了以後無屋就要瞓車

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米爾豪斯的爸爸把欠款全記在帳簿

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我們就去拎帳簿來，給爸媽看欠多少

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無錯，那樣會讓他們
從財務錯亂中清醒過來

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準備好搞點小破壞，闖進去了嗎？

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闖進大人的睡房嗎？

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真大膽

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好，等大家去爬山的時候再郁手

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但要怎麼飛甩米爾豪斯？

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不用擔心，米爾豪斯已經
去纏蕉拔醫生的小孩了

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他的“度假夥伴”

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JJ，你還喜歡玩樂高嗎？

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-不喜歡
-我也是

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樂高爛透

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JJ，我們今晚表演給大人看

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親愛的，有哥斯達黎加之花尋寶遊戲

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不曉得我們一起能找到多少個

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快扎辮子，爸

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我要變得超索才能贏回金寶的心

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甜心，妳有很多情緒都是初次經歷

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這不是壞事，但…

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他會迷失在女色中都因為你

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JJ，我朋友有次弄了暫時紋身

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但騙他爸是真的

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好，我們去偷帳簿

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那是什麼？

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用帕蒂的胸圍鋼圈

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還有爸爸浴袍腰帶做的爪鈎

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爪得到嗎？

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進入其他大人的睡房感覺好奇怪

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（最強肌肉，猩猿崛起
猛獸臀肌，多血管）

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我的天，他根本不健身

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（我的孩子，我的廢柴
學習擁抱失望）

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我不想知道這家人的事了

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太遲了

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（超強藥效唇皰疹軟膏）

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好，飲啖水休息一下，我可以飲溪水

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畢竟這麼多年下來

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我的腸胃已經適應當地細菌了

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天，我肚裡有東西在動

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讓開…

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我說讓開

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天，無法適應，完全無法適應

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荷馬，想來一啖嗎？

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伊芙蓮，我們都喜歡在白天偷飲酒

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但我答應美枝接下來都要玩得不開心

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你說的我都明

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妳找到帳簿？

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無，但你看看這個

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這是當地已滅絕的第奎斯人做的石球

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沒人知道它們的用處
但價值連城

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米爾豪斯沒用的老爸打算拿來幹嘛？

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對不起，小肚仔

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爸爸喝了噁心的水水

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咕嚕聲要來了…

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來了

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如果拍出好照片

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這次多家庭旅行就值回票價

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妳控制欲爆表個樣真可愛

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你飲了酒

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或許伊芙蓮在我的水裡
加了一點南方的料

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那個女人，她帶出你最差一面

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妳看

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（照片共享平台）

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天，太完美了

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你看起來很正，我看起來更正
快發貼文…

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荷馬

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兄弟，看我表演沙凡那雪貂翻滾

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不要

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快回來，相機魚

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我只是想要朋友們羨慕我

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滿意末

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妳的光頭醜八怪拉著
我女友一起墮落了

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派翠莎梅雷佛森布威葉

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我受夠妳老是批評我丈夫了

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是伊芙蓮把荷馬灌醉
伊芙蓮毀了我的夢想照片

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她才是不良影響

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胡說八道

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雖然她是南方人，還是個女人
但她就是一個女版“荷馬”

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死火

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媽，妳看我在範豪登的房間找到什麼

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他們在走私古物回國販賣

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所以他們才有錢來旅行
但我們無那麼多錢

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我們可能要住在車上了

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但車子座椅黏黏的，雖然是布製的

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好噁心，太噁心

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這是鹽罐和胡椒罌

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這本是旅行結束時

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要送你們的紀念品

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驚喜都被破壞了

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不純活，太不純活了

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我和史黛西已經分手

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桑娜查莫斯，妳願意嫁給我嗎？

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天

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金寶求婚了，我們要結婚了

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你們這麼早就要走人

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不一起去溜滑索，再搞些破壞嗎？

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我同意…

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我老婆的意見，我們離開比較好

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我把帳單給你，我們把錢計清楚

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早退也不會有折扣

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我雖崇尚純粹的生活，但也不傻

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麗莎說得對
我們真的付不起這次旅行的錢

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真是一筆鉅款

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帕蒂還好嗎？我一直沒看到她

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我不知道發生什麼事，她跟我分手了

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媽，我知道妳很愧疚，但她就是荷馬

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花了這麼多錢

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結果連相都無

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你們看

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範豪登先生還計了鹽和胡椒罌的錢

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他說那是送我們的禮物

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而且他根本沒有拿給我們

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那我們是不會空手而回的

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真相大白

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找到你了

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連讓我們安靜玩個滑索都不行嗎？

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看我們在你睡房找到什麼東西

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這是探險家寇克狄米斯範豪登的畫像

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為一間荷蘭餅乾貿易公司開墾這一帶

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他起了這間屋，現在還是你家的財產

293
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:48,942
明明是免費屋卻要我們付千元租金

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範豪登欺騙大家
好讓我們為他們家的假期埋單

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-我好震驚
-太驚人了

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我是桑娜

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00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:01,163
我跟你們一樣震驚

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什麼？咪抄嘢

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00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,209
這騙局就是她主意

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00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:10,631
今年她還多收你們錢
讓我們付“親密教練”的錢

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00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:13,383
一條羽毛到底有多少用處？

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00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:19,306
冷靜點…大家都想保持純粹的生活吧

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唔還錢，我就踢爆你菊花

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他閃人

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00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,858
在他兌現支票前捉住他

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妳跟伊芙蓮分手了嗎？
我還以為妳喜歡她

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00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,743
之前確實喜歡，但是托妳的福
現在我知道她是女版荷馬

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帕蒂，回來

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辦不到，因為我在滑索上

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帕蒂，我這麼說妳可能會生氣
但伊芙蓮是屬於妳的“荷馬”

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沒有人比妳更了解妳為何喜歡她

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不過他們兩個還是有很大差別的

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洗耳恭聽

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00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:11,567
伊芙蓮愛妳，但是荷馬卻最討厭妳

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比討厭西瑪更甚？

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00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:17,322
他替西瑪難過
因為她必須忍受妳

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等等，伊芙蓮，我來啦

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來，拿走你們的錢

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00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:28,542
拿走一個男人唯一的經濟來源
這行為真高尚

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00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,545
我們享受了一次免費旅行

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00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,633
現在來租直升機回瀑布

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00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,136
拍妳媽要的珍貴相片

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00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,557
不…沒關係

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00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,351
旅行的意義不在於完美的相片

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00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:50,189
而是要活好當下，享受人生

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00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:56,528
她們真恩愛，像地氈上的小蟲子一樣

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（巴圖）

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00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:12,961
寶貝，我想告訴妳
金寶是個不錯的年輕人

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00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,298
我很開心你們要結婚了

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00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,883
真的

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00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,011
金寶的父母嚇壞了，他們取消婚禮

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00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,972
算了，好在有人還設有底線

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00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:27,017
親愛的，我盡力了，妳明白嗎？

334
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,811
對單親爸爸來說很難

335
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,606
平衡引導和尊重…

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00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,943
是…

337
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,197
現在我們有共鳴了？

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00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,624
我們為什麼不能走？

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00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,543
因為要在彼得叔叔來之前打掃乾淨

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否則我們出年就不能來

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00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,264
這東西很貴的，聽到沒？

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00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,647
不行，朋友們

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00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,440
純粹的生活…

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不行…