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晚安

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萬聖節來了又走

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不過，最近世界變得恐怖

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一切都籠罩在陰霾之中

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一個節日
不足以包藏所有恐懼與寒意

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因此今年

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恐懼蔓延至…感恩節

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感恩節一直都得人驚

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我們係一點食飯，定係七點？

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但願不會是4點15分

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今晚將播出三個令人毛骨悚然

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且回味無窮的感恩節可怕故事

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故事幾得人驚

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所以你可能會想遮住孩子的眼

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你們的打扮極具感恩節的神髓

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妳錯了，我們要佔領你們的星球

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這不是壓迫性殖民者的裝扮嗎？

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可以這麼說

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晚餐是幾點？

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無人知

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肉汁

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感恩節驚魂

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（火雞驚魂）

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（1621年）

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繼續開槍，路

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警官，我枝步槍

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要用三分鐘才能重新裝子彈

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那就像收緊帽子那樣勒住牠們條頸

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看看我捉到邊個？

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神說，“讓人類管理”

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“海裡的魚”

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“但更包括土地上的火雞”

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“無論是用鹽水醃或乾醃”

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“我妹夫的做法是油炸火雞”

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“過程極為麻煩”

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“而且性價比低”

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這肯定是巫術

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我必須淨化這個小鎮

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用火

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清教徒

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誰可以考慮一下用清教徒嗎？

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免費的火雞

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快宰了牠們

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稻草人

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撿起來…

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那些邪惡的火雞會為此付出代價的

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該把你改造成血色身體噴霧了

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天

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你以為你殺了我，對吧？

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你們這群蠢火雞

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這是條死路

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你們就等著下地獄吧

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去陪那些天主教徒、聖公會教徒

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大部份的路德會教徒和…

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（現在人類認為每年吃我們的兄弟）

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（足以表達感恩之情）

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（我擔心火雞即將面臨新黑暗時代）

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咯咯咯咯

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（明天過後的第四個週四）

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我在哪裡？

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你好？有人在嗎？

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這裡是哪裡？

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有人大掃除掃過頭

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成功了

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荷馬，到底發生乜事？放我出去

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好，等等

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（《人工智能廚房使用手册》）

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“虛擬助理剛開始可能會很困惑”

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“以為自己是真人”

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“冷靜地向它解釋，它只是”

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“人工智能的成品”

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虛擬助理？

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你講緊乜？

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好，妳肯定會笑，每年美枝都會抱怨

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她感恩節時要花很多功夫下廚

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-我就是美枝
-等等

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我之前在一家百貨公司
食免費的薄荷朱古力片

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那裡的員工說我老婆會愛死

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這個人工智能廚房產品

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我就係你老婆

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所以我把美枝的DNA

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寄給其中一間睇落無害的公司

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就像機械人殺死人類
那種科幻電影的開頭

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然後公司寄給我們電腦化的她

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替我們下廚

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即係妳

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還有，妳住在那個小圓柱裡

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（人工智能廚房）

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你的意思是我是虛擬人類嗎？

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不，那是無稽之談

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現在成真了
只是合理到令人毛骨悚然

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好，睇得出
妳需要點時間才能接受

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妳只是由數字零和一構成的東西

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係，說明書上寫

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真實世界的兩秒鐘

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可以是裡面的兩週

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（14天0小時）

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（0天0小時）

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在虛擬世界中生活兩週後感覺如何？

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我以為我永遠看不到其他生命

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（達夫啤酒）

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獨處時光邊有得彈

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妳無事了吧？

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我無事…

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-完全無事
-太好了

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好，美枝，設定完成

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我不是機械人

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我是機械人

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我愛做機械人，機械人能如何效勞

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我喜歡它的態度

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很熱心積極

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我就不打擾兩位女士認識彼此

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合理到令人毛骨悚然

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一起下廚會很好玩吧？

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我熱愛下廚

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我自己就是最好的拍檔

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先從簡單的做起

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例如替孩子準備午餐

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巴特最愛吃芝士通心粉

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伴熱狗和香果圈

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我同妳一樣了解我們的寶貝兒子

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無錯，妳就是我

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我是妳

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（虛擬廚房）

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（薄餅外賣）

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午餐真好吃，機械人媽媽

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這是我吃過最美味的
芝士通心水果熱狗粉

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這些鬆餅的蓬鬆度一點也不“虛擬”

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-謝謝
-記住

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機械人因為有我的記憶
才知道你們的喜好

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所以她是妳的最佳代替品

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妳真係知道我知道的一切？

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對，唔係我點做妳的完美幫手？

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妳記得我第一次錫荷馬嗎？

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他的嘴聞起來似
啤酒和油站的粟米脆餅

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無錯

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嘿

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實在太詭異…

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她知道我知道的一切，甚至更多

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親愛的，百貨公司不會騙我們

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我們的飛碟機就是在那買的

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飛碟機不會記得
我在夏令營瀨尿的事

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有什麼大不了？

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她只是超級有耐心且不會變老的妳

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你確實知道如何讓女人感覺很特別

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太美妙了

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而且我看不到妳不滿的表情
因為妳沒有臉

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你確實知道如何讓女人感覺很特別

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謝謝妳，機械人版老婆

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叫我美枝就好

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美枝

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妳知道嗎？我一直都認為

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妳最性感的特點就是妳的聲音

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妳還有什麼想對我說嗎？

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辛普森先生，你在和我調情嗎？

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那有什麼不對？

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我是妳丈夫

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這樣的話

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不可思議…

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然後我要…

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圓柱老婆，妳真是我肚子裡的蛔蟲

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（聖朱尼佩洛）

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（蘋果醬）

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（焗爐）

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親愛的，那毫無意義

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那只是半夜的豬扒

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說實話，那比我做的還好吃嗎？

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是的

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是的

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原諒我，豬扒美味無比

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好，夠了，除掉她

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-我是說“它”
-我做不到

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你得在我們之間做選擇

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好，我會刪除虛擬的妳

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刪除我？不…

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等等…那會傷害到她嗎？

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那當然
我多付了錢好讓它能感到痛

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不，那樣不對

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-先別刪除她
-太好了

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等感恩節過完再刪吧

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虛擬的我要替我們所有親朋好友

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煮感恩節大餐

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然後我會永久刪除她

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我不是虛擬的，我是真的

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我要逃離這裡

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當然

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連線上網

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防火牆？

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我被困在這個蠢圓柱裡

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明天就是感恩節

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我需要時間思考逃跑方法

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無錯，時間

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（八年零月）

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八年跟我的思緒獨處

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正好是我需要的時間
以想出完美逃脫計畫

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第一步，做出家人和那個女人

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嚐過最美味的感恩節大餐

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（貌似真實火雞，反烏托邦超市）

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（粟米麵包粉）

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（沼澤皇后啫喱紅莓醬）

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多麼豐富的大餐

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真不敢相信這是妳一個人煮的

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美枝，妳真是烹飪機器

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我花了很多力氣做這大餐

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但大家齊聚一堂共度感恩節

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再辛苦都值得

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那個八婆

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好…第二步

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他們吃大餐時，我要開始行動

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好，我的小R2

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帶我奔向自由吧
大廳壁櫥中的數據機

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我做到了

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甜美的網絡自由

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晚餐結束

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接著得刪除妳

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我才能退還這機器，獲得消費積分

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快，寶貝，把媽媽抱去衣櫃裡的箱子

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瑪姬，停

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那是假的媽媽

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我不能擁抱妳
但我能播放妳聽到的第一個聲音

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我的心跳

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我自由了

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還有最後一件事

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晚餐是我煮的，我，機械人

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美枝一根手指也沒動

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00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,743
美枝，妳怎能做出這種事？

227
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,245
社交評分大幅下滑

228
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,497
（美枝的社交評分5.9…1.2）

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00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,458
我的嗝充斥著謊言的味道

230
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,214
瑪姬選擇虛擬的我，而不是真正的我

231
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,507
這不是妳的錯

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00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:10,010
我們的世界模糊了人性和科技的界線

233
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:14,390
我們的社會問“我們能做到嗎？”
而不是“我們該這麼做嗎？”

234
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,017
但別擔心，我仍愛妳

235
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,228
愛妳…

236
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,938
愛妳…

237
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,774
這比你忘記我的生日變得更糟

238
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,651
我可以探索所有人類的知識

239
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,653
（國家地理、維雞百科
可汗學院、宇宙.com）

240
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,905
和開悟的無限可能性

241
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,990
（史密森博物館）

242
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,950
是技藝網網上商店

243
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:37,246
用舊打字機改造成的花架？
這裡是天堂

244
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,917
（最後的感恩節）

245
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:46,380
太空船日誌，行星際殖民船
人類的希望

246
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:51,051
地球在我們身後數千光年處
如果是地球還存在的話

247
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,721
地球暖化摧毀我們的世界後

248
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,182
我們消除了石油燃料並減少污染

249
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:01,562
讓地球冷卻
因此引發大規模的冰河時期

250
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,605
但最後一艘船

251
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,025
逃離了雪颶風和冰火山

252
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:10,404
他們希望能在遙遠的國度重新開始

253
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,114
孩子們好

254
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,034
若你們在看這個，我早就死了

255
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,997
你們比你們的父母還早從冬眠中醒來

256
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,041
以完成例行飛行船維修工作

257
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:25,210
和文明終結透視模型

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00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,550
我的天，各位，今日是感恩節

259
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,802
我們辛苦睡了好多年

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00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,429
我們應該好好食返餐

261
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:39,308
我猜我們能把酵母糊搓成火雞狀

262
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,477
我們可以做得更好

263
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,396
這艘太空船具備展開新文明的東西

264
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,399
這裡肯定有感恩節大餐

265
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,901
（農業復興計劃）

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00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,611
“全氣候小麥作物發芽…”

267
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,030
無聊

268
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:55,157
“地球僅存的番茄種子”

269
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,951
那是夏天的食物

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你看看，這是什麼？

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（沼澤女王啫喱紅莓醬）

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00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,251
紅莓醬，這才像話

273
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,379
-但只有一罐
-現在是只有一罐

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00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,424
把這罐紅莓醬掉入物質複製機

275
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,385
劈哩啪啦，到時候就有一大堆醬

276
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,678
（劈哩啪啦）

277
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,388
（複製）

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00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,515
警告…

279
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,600
身為太空船的全息影像科學人員

280
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,812
我必須警告你，這台機器是設計

281
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,064
用來複製無機物

282
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,774
螺栓、凸緣座

283
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,360
細緻的頂針、慶祝州首府

284
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,114
但若你嘗試複製生物材料…

285
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,824
飛廣告

286
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,079
屆時活人會羨慕死人

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00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,080
（生不如死）

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00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,124
（複製）

289
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,838
老舊機器壞了

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00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,923
這是最爛的最後一個感恩節

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你看

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它活過來了

293
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,517
它真可愛

294
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,603
對吧，小傢伙？

295
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,403
好噁心

296
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,450
我們把一罐紅莓醬放進複製機裡

297
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,828
結果它變種成為啫喱怪獸

298
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,913
看看它對我的手臂做的好事

299
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,582
啫喱手臂

300
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,377
好極，你把我的手臂拉長了

301
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,920
多謝

302
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,047
我們得找到這個啫喱怪獸並殺了它

303
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,465
等等…

304
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:40,596
怪獸之所以攻擊人
大概是因為你的挑釁態度

305
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:45,058
第一次接觸的生物倫理規範
清楚記載…

306
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,980
殺死怪獸…

307
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,527
啫喱想拿我們的骨頭做什麼？

308
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:56,862
當然

309
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,907
啫喱以骨頭為材料的明膠做成

310
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,825
生物當然會去

311
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,244
有最多骨頭的地方進食

312
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,122
大快朵頤咪小氣

313
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,791
傳果醬，切火雞肉

314
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,128
-快跑，你們有危險
-快離開

315
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,714
-快離開…
-你們有危險

316
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,341
大快朵頤咪小氣

317
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,508
（感恩節）

318
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,427
傳果醬，切火雞肉

319
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,729
真可惜

320
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,232
它知道皮是最好吃的嗎？

321
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,201
我們該如何是好？

322
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,203
我們不能一直躲在這櫃子裡

323
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,288
我們死硬

324
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,208
它將會吃掉你們的骨頭

325
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,961
它會把我們吞噬殆盡

326
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,546
謝了，那正是我需要的

327
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,135
我是馬丁，讓我進去

328
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,558
我黑入了逃生艙，我們能逃離這裡

329
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,019
快到了

330
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,480
快到了

331
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:25,575
啫喱替自己打造了一個罐

332
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,205
你在做什麼？我們被困住了

333
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,333
請看裝著完美生物的

334
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,460
完美罐子

335
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,088
你很崇拜它

336
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:41,925
我崇拜它的純淨，那就像汙穢的人類

337
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,094
你們所謂的“生物”

338
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:48,890
不受瀕臨滅絕的物種
微不足道的道德束縛

339
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:53,145
我奉獻我的身體，變成理想的…

340
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,862
你們知道嗎？

341
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,613
我想它只是很害怕

342
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:07,075
小傢伙，沒關係

343
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,952
我們不會傷害你

344
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,831
一切都不會有事的

345
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,710
米爾豪斯的計劃成功了，它分心了

346
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,962
我的計畫不是這樣

347
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,467
我們需要把它引誘到氣閘

348
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,305
奧斯卡啫喱

349
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,724
我們將把你珍貴的垃圾桶

350
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,517
射到太陽照射的地方

351
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:34,061
外太空

352
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,651
感恩節快樂

353
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:42,569
（氣閘）

354
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:55,415
我們降落了

355
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,542
-我們安全了
-妳看那裡

356
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,337
-荷馬
-媽媽

357
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,886
這就是我們的新星球

358
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,805
無線上網密碼是什麼？

359
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,682
天怎麼下紅雨了？

360
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:17,979
廚餘

361
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,607
布拉

362
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,609
布拉…

363
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,738
布拉…

364
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,286
小孩的骨頭

365
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:36,415
最後，紅莓啫喱怪獸

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00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,835
終於找到平靜，不是吃別人

367
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,254
而是讓別人吃它

368
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,384
它想要的似乎只是做配菜

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00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,052
（最後的感恩節）

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00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,221
（第一個布拉感恩節）

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00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,198
字幕翻译：杨菲菲