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晚安
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万圣节来了又走
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不过 最近世界变得很可怕
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因为恐怖的幽灵什么的
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光是一个节日
仍不足以包括所有惊吓和毛骨悚然
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因此今年
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恐惧蔓延到…感恩节
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感恩节一直都很吓人
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我们是一点吃饭 还是七点
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但愿不会是4点15分
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今晚将播出三个令人毛骨悚然
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且回味无穷的感恩节可怕故事
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故事挺吓人的
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所以你可能会想遮住孩子的眼睛
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你们的打扮很有感恩节的精神
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你错了 我们要占领你们的星球
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这不是压迫性殖民者的装扮吗
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可以这么说
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晚餐是几点
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没人知道
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肉汁
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恐怖的感恩节
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火鸡惨剧
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1621年
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继续开枪 卢
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警官 我的毛瑟枪
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得花三分钟才能重新装填子弹
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那就像收紧帽子那样勒住它们的脖子
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看看我抓到谁了
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神说 “让人类管理”
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“海里的鱼”
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“但更包括土地上的火鸡”
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“无论是用盐水腌渍或干腌”
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“我妹夫的作法是油炸火鸡”
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“过程极为麻烦”
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“而且报酬极少”
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这肯定是巫术
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我必须净化这个小镇
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用火
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清教徒
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谁可以考虑一下清教徒吗
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免费的火鸡
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快宰了它们
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稻草人
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捡起来…
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那些邪恶的火鸡会为此付出代价的
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该把你改造成血色身体喷雾了
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老天啊
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你以为你杀了我 对吧
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你们这群蠢火鸡
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那是条死路
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你们就等着下地狱吧
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去陪那些天主教徒 英国国教徒
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大多数的路德教徒和…
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现在人类认为每年吃我们的兄弟
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足以表达感恩之情
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我担心火鸡即将面临新黑暗时代
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咯咯咯咯
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明天过后的第四个周四
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我在哪里
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你好 有人在吗
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这里是哪里
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有人大扫除扫过了头
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成功了
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霍默 这是怎么回事 放我出去
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好 等等
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《厨房人工智能使用手册》
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“虚拟助理刚开始可能会很困惑”
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“以为自己是真人”
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“冷静地向它解释 它只是”
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“人工智能的成品”
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虚拟助理
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你在说什么
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好 你肯定会笑 每年玛琦都会抱怨
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她感恩节时得花很多功夫下厨
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-我就是玛琦
-等等
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我之前在一家百货公司
吃免费的薄荷巧克力片
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那里的员工说我老婆会爱死
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这个厨房人工智能产品
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我就是你的老婆
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所以我把玛琦的DNA
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寄给其中一间看似无害的公司
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就像机器人杀死人类
那种科幻电影的开头
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然后公司寄给我们电脑化的她
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替我们下厨
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也就是你
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还有 你住在那个小圆柱里
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厨房人工智能
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你的意思是我是模拟人物吗
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不 那是无稽之谈
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现在成真了
只是合理到令人毛骨悚然
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好 看得出来
你需要一点时间才能接受
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你只是由数字零和一构成的东西
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是 说明书上说
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真实世界的两秒钟
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可以是里面的两周
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14天0小时
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0天0小时
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在虚无世界中生活两周后感觉如何
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我以为我永远看不到其他生命了
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达夫啤酒
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独处时光最棒了
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你没事了吧
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我没事…
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-完全没事
-太好了
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好 玛琦 设定好了
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我不是机器
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我是机器
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我爱当机器 机器能如何为你效劳
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我喜欢它的态度
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很热心积极
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我就不打扰两位女士认识彼此了
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合理到令人毛骨悚然
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一起下厨会很好玩吧
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我热爱下厨
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我自己就是最好的伙伴
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先从简单的做起吧
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比如替孩子准备午餐
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巴特最爱吃奶酪通心粉
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佐热狗和香果圈
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我跟你一样了解我们的宝贝儿子
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没错 你就是我
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我是你
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虚拟厨房
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披萨外送
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午餐真好吃 机器人妈妈
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这是我吃过最美味的
奶酪通心水果热狗粉
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这些松饼的蓬松度一点也不“虚拟”
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-谢谢
-记住
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机器是因为我的记忆
才知道你们的喜好
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所以她是你的最佳替代品
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你真的知道我知道的一切
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对 不然我怎能当你的完美帮手
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你记得我第一次亲霍默吗
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他的嘴巴闻起来像
啤酒和加油站的玉米脆饼
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没错
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嘿
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那太诡异了…
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她知道我知道的一切 甚至更多
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亲爱的 百货公司不会骗我们的
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我们的帕尼尼热压机就是在那买的
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帕尼尼热压机不会记得
我在夏令营尿床的事
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有什么大不了的
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她只是超级有耐心且不会变老的你
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你确实知道如何让女人感觉很特别
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太美妙了
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而且我看不到你不满的表情
因为你没有脸
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你确实知道如何让女人感觉很特别
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谢谢你 机器人版老婆
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叫我玛琦就好
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玛琦
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你知道吗 我一直都认为
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你最性感的特点就是你的声音
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你还有什么想对我说吗
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辛普森先生 你在和我调情吗
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那有什么不对
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我是你的丈夫
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这样的话
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不可思议…
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然后我要…
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圆柱老婆 你真是我肚子里的蛔虫
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圣朱尼佩洛
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苹果酱
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烤炉
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亲爱的 那毫无意义
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那只是半夜的猪排
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说实话 那比我做的还好吃吗
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是的
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是的
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原谅我 猪排美味无比
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好 够了 除掉她
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-我是说“它”
-我做不到
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你得在我们之间做选择
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好吧 我会删除虚拟的你
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删除我 不…
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等等…那会伤害到她吗
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那当然
我多付了钱好让它能感觉到痛
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不 那样不对
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-先别删除她
-太好了
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等感恩节过完再删吧
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虚拟的我要替我们所有亲朋好友
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煮感恩节大餐
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然后我会永久删除她
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我不是虚拟的 我是真的
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我得逃离这里
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当然
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连接上网
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防火墙
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我被困在这个蠢圆柱里了
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明天就是感恩节了
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我需要时间思考逃跑方式
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没错 时间
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八年零月
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八年跟我的思绪独处
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正好是我需要的时间
以想出完美逃脱计划
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第一步 做出家人和那个女人
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尝过最美味的感恩节大餐
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貌似真实火鸡 反乌托邦超市
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玉米面包粉
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沼泽皇后果冻蔓越莓酱
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多么丰盛的大餐
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真不敢相信这是你一人料理的
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玛琦 你真是烹饪机器
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我花了很多力气做这顿大餐
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但大家齐聚一堂共度感恩节
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再辛苦也值得
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那个八婆
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好…第二步
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他们吃大餐时 我得开始行动
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好了 我的小R2
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带我奔向自由吧
大厅壁橱中的调制解调器
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我做到了
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甜美的网络自由
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晚餐结束了
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接着得删除你
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我才能退还这个机器 获得抵用金
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快 宝贝 把妈妈抱去衣橱里的箱子
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玛吉 停
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那是假的妈妈
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我不能拥抱你
但我能播放你听到的第一个声音
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我的心跳
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我自由了
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还有最后一件事
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晚餐是我煮的 我 机器人
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玛琦一根手指也没动
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玛琦 你怎能做出这种事
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社交评分大幅下滑
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玛琦的社交评分5.9…1.2
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我的嗝充斥着谎言的味道
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玛吉选择虚拟的我 而不是真正的我
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这不是你的错
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我们的世界模糊了人性和科技的界线
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我们的社会问“我们能做到吗 ”
而不是“我们该这么做吗 ”
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但别担心 我仍爱你
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爱你…
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爱你…
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这让你忘记我的生日变得更糟了
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我可以探索所有人类的知识
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国家地理 维鸡百科
可汗学院 太空网
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和开悟的无限可能性
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史密森博物馆
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是技艺网网络商店
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用旧打字机改造成的花架
这里是天堂
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最后的感恩节
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飞行船日志 行星际殖民船
人类的希望
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地球在我们身后数千光年处
前提是地球还存在的话
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地球暖化摧毁我们的世界后
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我们消除了石油燃料并减少污染
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让地球冷却
因此诱发大规模的冰河时期
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但最后一艘船
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逃离了雪飓风和冰火山
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他们希望能在遥远的国度重新开始
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孩子们好
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若你们在看这个 我早就死了
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你们比你们的父母还早从冬眠中醒来
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以完成例行飞行船维护工作
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和文明终结透视模型
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我的老天爷 各位 今天是感恩节
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我们辛苦睡了好多年
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我们应该好好大吃一顿
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我猜我们能把酵母糊捏成火鸡的形状
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我们可以做得更好
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这艘飞行船具备展开新文明的东西
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这里肯定有感恩节大餐
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农业复兴计划
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“全气候小麦作物发芽…”
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无聊
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“地球仅存的西红柿种子”
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那是夏天的食物
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你看看 这是什么
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沼泽女王果冻型蔓越莓酱
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蔓越莓酱 这样才像话
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-但只有一罐
-现在是只有一罐
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把这罐蔓越莓酱扔进物质复制机
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劈哩啪啦 到时候就有一大堆酱了
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劈哩啪啦
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复制
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警告
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身为飞行船的全息影像科学人员
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我必须警告你 这台机器是设计
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用来复制无机物
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螺栓 凸缘座
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细致的顶针 庆祝州首府
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但若你尝试复制生物材料…
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跳过广告
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届时活人会羡慕死人
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生不如死
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复制
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老旧机器坏了
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这是最烂的最后一个感恩节
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你看
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它活过来了
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它真可爱
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对吧 小家伙
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好恶心
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我们把一罐蔓越莓酱放进复制机里
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结果它变种成为果冻怪兽
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看看它对我的手臂做的好事
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手臂卡股沟
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好极了 你把我的手臂拉长了
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多谢
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我们得找到这个果冻怪兽并杀了它
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等等…
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怪兽之所以攻击人
大概是因为你的态度挑衅
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第一次接触的生物伦理规范
清楚记载…
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杀死怪兽…
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果冻想拿我们的骨头做什么
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当然
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果冻是用骨头做出的明胶做的
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生物当然会去
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有最多骨头的地方进食
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大快朵颐别小气
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传递果酱 切火鸡肉
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-快跑 你们有危险
-快离开这
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-快离开这…
-你们有危险
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大快朵颐别小气
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感恩节
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传递果酱 切火鸡肉
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真可惜
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它知道皮是最好吃的吗
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我们该如何是好
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我们不能一直躲在这个柜子里
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我们死定了
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它将会吃掉你们的骨头
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它会把我们吞噬殆尽
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谢了 那正是我需要的
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我是马丁 让我进去
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我黑进了逃生舱 我们能逃离这里
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快到了
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快到了
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果冻替自己打造了一个罐子
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你在做什么 我们被困住了
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请看装着完美生物的
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完美罐子
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你很崇拜它
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我崇拜它的纯净 那就像污秽的人类
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你们所谓的“生物”
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不受濒临灭绝的物种
微不足道的道德束缚
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我奉献我的身体 变成理想的…
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你们知道吗
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我想它只是很害怕
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小家伙 没关系
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我们不会伤害你
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一切都不会有事的
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米尔豪斯的计划成功了 它分心了
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我的计划不是这样
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我们需要把它引诱到气闸
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奥斯卡果冻
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我们将把你珍贵的垃圾桶
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射到太阳照射的地方
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外层空间
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感恩节快乐
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气闸
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我们降落了
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-我们安全了
-你看那里
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-霍默
-妈妈
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这就是我们的新星球
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无线网络密码是什么
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天怎么下红雨了
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厨余
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布拉
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布拉
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布拉
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小孩的骨头
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最后 蔓越莓果冻怪兽
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终于找到平静 不是吃别人
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而是让别人吃它
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它想要的似乎只是当配菜
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最后的感恩节
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第一个布拉感恩节
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字幕翻译：侯敏生