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(theme music playing)
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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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(cheering)
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(door opens)
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Guten Abend, Herr Horatio.
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Gib mir die Karte.
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(screaming)
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Springfield, eh?
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Then that's where
I'm going treasure hunting.
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You mean we're going treasure hunting.
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(moans)
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We'll find that sunken ship
within the week.
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Grid 274 by 319.
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Depth 60 meters. Sounding.
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(sonar pings)
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Nothing.
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Proceed to next reading.
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Grid 274 by 320.
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Depth 60 meters. Sounding.
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(sonar pings)
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Nothing.
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Yarr.
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(music playing)
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(music slows)
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Captain, the long-range Doppler
shows a squall
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coming out of the nor'east.
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Hmm. We'd best head back to wait it out.
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Let me guess, you didn't find
any treasure today.
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(sighs) Did you talk to the doctor
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about going up on your dose?
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The storm stirred up the seafloor.
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We'll have to resound
everything south of the break.
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(all groan)
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Grid 274 by six.
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Depth 30 meters. Sounding.
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(sonar pings)
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Nothing.
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I made us a roast for dinner,
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then threw it away.
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I'm sorry I never gave you any children.
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Grid 291 by 502.
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Depth 70 meters. Sounding.
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(sonar pings)
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-(sonar pings)
-Arr.
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A second ping.
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A second ping!
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I've waited half a lifetime to say this.
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Divers, gear up!
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(gasps)
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We found it.
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We finally found it, boys!
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I didn't waste my life!
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(cheering and laughing)
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Yarr.
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I see you've come to admire our plunder.
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Er, technically that plunder
belongs to the town.
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It was discovered
in Springfield city limits.
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No, we found the gold
in unincorporated waters!
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The survey says it's ours!
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Sorry, but the town
redrew the boundaries...
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yesterday.
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But we worked in secret for 40 years.
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I pretended to be a flimsy,
one-note character.
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How did you know?
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I should have been your treasure.
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Yarr...
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(snoring, grumbling)
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All right, people.
This town's got doubloons.
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Who's got ideas?
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If I don't hear anything good,
we're building another stadium,
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and no team will come here.
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How about a new town clock
where, every hour,
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Jesus forgives the Devil?
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A new zoo with more attractive animals.
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What about those death panels
we were promised?
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Shouting out something before
I know what I'm gonna say.
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Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
with no Pearl Jam!
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Uh, excuse me. I have an idea.
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Now, Marge, if you'll check your program,
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nagging objections are at the end.
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(groans)
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Look at the world.
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Our children's future
is challenging and uncertain.
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This windfall is our last, best hope
to give our kids the tools they'll need
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to face that future.
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To succeed, our kids
must have an education
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based on science, technology,
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engineering and math.
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STEM.
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All who find Marge's idea tiresome,
let out an exaggerated, sarcastic yawn.
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(yawning exaggeratedly)
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OK, OK. I brought someone
you will listen to about STEM education.
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Columbia recording artist John Legend.
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♪ STEM, science, tech
Engineering and math ♪
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♪ More than a trendy way
To say computer class ♪
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♪ STEM, it's not just for dorks
Dweebs and nerds ♪
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♪ It'll turn all your dumb kids
To Zuckerbergs ♪
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♪ STEM, 'cause the future
Is written in code ♪
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♪ Make an app Get big cash from an IPO ♪
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♪ STEM ♪
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♪ Oh, STEM ♪
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(cheering)
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Who could say no to a silky slow jam
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about the importance
of technology-based learning?
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I'll never have kids because
my nards were cooked by science.
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But if I could, I'd want 'em to learn
about the science of why they don't exist.
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I'd just like to thank John Legend's wife,
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Chrissy Teigen
for bringing him here today.
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Turns out, there's nothing she loves more
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than doing personal favors
for her Instagram followers.
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Well, Marge,
you did call the picture I posted
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of my kids with ketchup
on their faces "adorbs."
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It was. It was totes adorbs.
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Baby, we got to get going.
We're gonna be late
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for the launch party
for our couples' perfume.
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I'm talking to my online friend IRL.
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Go charge the kids' iPads.
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Come on, Springfield!
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Build your children
the school of tomorrow.
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(cheering)
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-(camera clicks)
-I did it.
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I gave our kids hope for the future.
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You have any songs
about how I should be allowed
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to skip jury duty?
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♪ How is it justice to impanel a man ♪
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♪ During March Madness? ♪
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What are you gonna
do with your forced retirement, sir?
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I'm intrigued by a local skydiving club
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who needs someone to sit
in the office and answer phones.
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Yeah, well, who cares?
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I'll be taking an Ohio River cruise.
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Lot of widows on the Good River.
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Lot of widows.
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(inhales deeply) New school smell.
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Paperless classrooms, personal tablets,
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and uncrammable lockers.
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(grunting)
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Aw. Man, this is embarrassing.
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-(phone beeps)
-Bart Simpson.
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Welcome.
I'm Zane Furlong, this school's CEO,
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Collaborative Educational Outreacher.
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I'm gonna stop you right there,
Skinner 2.0.
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It doesn't matter how you dress it up.
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All schools are kid prisons.
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Well, I'm putting you in solitary,
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where you'll learn geometry
by shooting meteors.
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Shoot enough,
and you'll unlock customizable skins.
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Skins?
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That's how boys play dress-up.
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-(phone beeps)
-Lisa Simpson.
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Our educational metric has identified you
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as a divergent multipathway assimilator.
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You mean, I'm in a gifted class?
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Ooh, we don't like that term.
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(chuckles) Everyone is gifted.
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I firmly believe that.
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Now go upstairs to the...
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(whispers) gifted class.
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(squeals)
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Finally, I feel seen.
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And for the first time,
I'll be accepted by my peers
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with open arms.
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I'm home.
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OK, gifted class.
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Recess is over.
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STUDENTS: Aw!
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Now, this school is so advanced
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that every aspect of it
is run by an algorithm.
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Who can give me an example
of an algorithm?
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(students clamoring)
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Oh! Like when you buy
a new garbage can online
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and the rest of your life,
you see ads for garbage cans.
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Or like when you watch
a bunch of close-up magic videos
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on YouTube and get ads
for a suicide hotline.
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Exactly.
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And because you liked this lesson,
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the algorithm thinks
you might also enjoy...
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How was your first day
at the new STEM school I founded?
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It was amazing. We did science,
then we did computer science,
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and then we did
cognitive computer science.
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Oh, what a surprise. Lisa likes school.
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All right, boy.
What did you get suspended for today?
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Nothing.
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I like this school, too.
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Instead of teachers
giving us letter grades,
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an algorithm gives us stars.
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Education is a game now,
and I'm great at it.
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Look at all these skins
I've already unlocked.
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HOMER: Whoa. Oh, that guy.
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(chuckles) Noice.
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BART: I even unlocked
the "Skin Unlocking" badge.
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HOMER: Whoo-hoo!
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Tell us, what do you do, Mr. Simpson?
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Ah, yes. I monitor the core temperature
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at the nuclear power plant.
If it gets into the red,
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I tell my family first
so they can leave town
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before the streets get too crowded.
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-Now, this is a great example...
-Uh-huh.
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...of the kind of job
that will soon cease to exist.
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What the words now?
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Mr. Simpson's daily tasks
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can be more efficiently
performed by robots.
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My guess is, his job
will be obsolete in 18 months.
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What about them?
How much time do their careers have?
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-I'm a librarian.
-Five years.
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I just bought a New York City
taxi medallion.
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Five years ago.
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I do social media
for a cannabis delivery company.
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(chuckles) You'll be fine.
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But all these other jobs
will soon be made obsolete
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by automation.
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Oh, no. The robots are coming!
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I've got to warn everyone!
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(panicked grunting)
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Stupid kids!
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(panicked grunting)
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(beep)
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(Homer grunts)
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I'm getting five stars in all my classes.
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I finally unlocked dreadlock sideburns.
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Someone's user name
is moving up the leaderboard.
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BART: Cowabunga.
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Now get back downstairs
to prepare for the jobs of tomorrow.
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Whoo-hoo! It's a race to the bottom!
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Hmm?
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Hmm.
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Bart, I've never seen you
so engaged in learning.
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It's awesome.
We're seeing how many e-scooters
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we can collect around town,
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charge, then get back on the streets.
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Oh, I see. You're learning logic
and spatial reasoning.
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All I know is, if I don't get
ten scooters in under a minute,
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I won't unlock the Master Collector badge.
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(grunting)
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Got it!
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Learning rules!
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Oh, you must be teaching the kids
about nutrition
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and staying within a budget, right?
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No. We're teaching them to buy
groceries for lazy rich people.
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This avocado will be perfectly ripe
in two days.
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I wonder what they taste like.
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Hmm.
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Uber-driving.
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Grubhub'ing.
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Lyft-driving?
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These aren't jobs of the future.
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These are side hustles!
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(gasps)
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HOMER: Guys, guys.
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The robots are coming.
The robots are coming!
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Robots here?
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Uh, this place ain't exactly
forward-thinking.
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Yeah. We're one of America's
last coal-powered nuclear plants.
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Yeah? Well, you can all bury
your heads in the sandwiches,
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but I know the robots
are coming to replace us!
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Calm down, Homer.
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Here, have a drink from
the new soda machine we got.
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(Homer shrieks)
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The machines are already here,
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and when they take over, you can't imagine
how bleak the future will be.
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I choose to believe
our best days are ahead of us.
262
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,000
It's giving us orders.
263
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,750
The revolution has begun.
264
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,250
Hmm. Hmm.
265
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,208
Uh-oh. I know that look.
266
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,166
She's gonna Lisa-up a good thing.
267
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Attention, students!
268
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This school isn't training you
to program apps.
269
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:25,208
It's training you to obey apps!
270
00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:28,709
When you're grown up,
you'll be lucky to make minimum wage!
271
00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:31,000
(worried gasps)
272
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,291
Which is a lot of money!
273
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,500
That's like getting your allowance
every hour.
274
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,625
(happy gasps, shouts)
275
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,625
Wha...? No, no.
276
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You deserve the same chance
to succeed as the gifted class.
277
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:46,583
That means preparing for real careers,
278
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:49,542
not gig economy gigs.
279
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,375
Gigs are awesome! DJs play gigs!
280
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:53,834
ALL: DJs!
281
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,542
(cheering)
282
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,583
Aah! This has nothing to do
with deejaying!
283
00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:01,959
(loud dance music playing)
284
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,542
(cheering)
285
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,417
(groans) Oh...
286
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,959
Aw. At least they're learning art.
287
00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:17,041
(chuckles)
288
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,542
Tip jars?
289
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:23,083
That's it. I got to fix this school.
290
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,959
(screams)
291
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,542
Stop messing with the school.
292
00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:36,083
I finally filled up
enough virtual pee bottles
293
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,083
to unlock the Amazon
Warehouse Whizzer badge.
294
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,917
LISA: Ew.
295
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,125
Bart, I need to rewrite the algorithm.
296
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:46,834
Then the school will teach
every kid real STEM.
297
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:49,083
I am doing this for you.
298
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:51,417
Yeah? Well, I'm doing this for me.
299
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,792
(mechanical whirring)
300
00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,792
Education for all!
301
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,125
Side hustles for most!
302
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,792
-(Lisa and Bart grunt)
-Kids, what's wrong?
303
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:01,583
Your tracking implants showed
heightened emotions.
304
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,333
-Tracking what?
-Teacher, teacher, my sister's
305
00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,750
gonna ruin the only school
I've ever liked in my whole life!
306
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,458
It's just not fair
that only a small group of kids
307
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,625
are getting an advanced education!
308
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:14,417
Well, isn't that the point
of a gifted class?
309
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,333
Eep.
310
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:16,834
Lisa, the algorithm's purpose
311
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,417
is to prepare kids
for the jobs of tomorrow.
312
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,625
But it's just teaching them
to be the task rabbits of today.
313
00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:25,583
Nobody knows what the jobs
of tomorrow are gonna be.
314
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,625
Well, I'm sure the algorithm does.
315
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,417
Here, I'll ask it.
316
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,208
Wait, wait, this can't be.
317
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,291
-There's only one.
-(both gasp)
318
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,875
We are so screwed.
319
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:41,041
One Buzz Cola with vanilla and lime.
320
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,458
Diet Buzz for me. With vanilla and lime.
321
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,792
-(Homer grunts)
-Aw, geez. This again?
322
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,583
Yeah, we have an active lifestyle,
323
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,959
and part of that is drinking soda all day.
324
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:54,166
If it's refreshments you want,
why not let a man pour your soda!
325
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,458
A human man.
326
00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:58,000
For too long we have done nothing
327
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,333
as machines have taken over,
washing our dishes,
328
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,000
pumping our insulin, and now this!
329
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,333
Man can pour soda better than any machine
330
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:08,834
made specially for that purpose,
and I will prove it!
331
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:14,834
Today the robot uprising ends.
Today is our Independence Day!
332
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,041
(acoustic guitar playing)
333
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:24,041
♪ Well, Homer pulled a lot of sodas ♪
334
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:27,792
♪ Because he hated that machine ♪
335
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,250
♪ He got confused
Thought it was gonna take his job ♪
336
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:35,083
♪ So Homer was a soda-pouring man
Lord, Lord ♪
337
00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:38,959
♪ Oh, Homer was a soda-pouring man ♪
338
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,917
♪ He did not make his point ♪
339
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,208
♪ And his sodas were warm and flat ♪
340
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:49,000
♪ So Homer was a soda-pouring man
Lord, Lord ♪
341
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:53,000
♪ Soda-pouring's not a real thing ♪
342
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,375
♪ No, sir ♪
343
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:55,917
(groans)
344
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,041
Homer might have been slower,
345
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,208
but his pours had a human touch.
346
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:06,375
Always delivered with a smile
and a sense of brotherhood.
347
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,208
-(cheering) Yeah!
-All right!
348
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:10,750
But he died. So machine wins!
349
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,542
(groaning woozily)
350
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,834
No, no, wait.
His pulse was beating so fast
351
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:19,125
from all the soda he drank
that it was a blur.
352
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:22,291
(grunts)
Perhaps one day machines will be better
353
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,417
at pouring soda than man, but not today!
354
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,667
Our jobs are safe!
355
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,333
(cheering)
356
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:34,792
Listen up.
357
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,458
These nerds have found out
something terrifying.
358
00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:41,875
This school was supposed to prepare you
for the jobs of the future.
359
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,917
But in the future,
all the jobs we've learned here
360
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,542
will be done by robots.
361
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,458
The only job left for humans will be...
362
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,625
BOTH: Elder care!
363
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:52,583
(all gasping)
364
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:55,792
The one job even robots won't do.
365
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,500
What about STEM?
366
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,333
Here's what it really stands for.
367
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,333
-No!
-No, it can't be!
368
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,834
(disgusted groaning)
369
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,542
I don't want to be an adult butt wiper.
370
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,458
No one should see old people naked!
371
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,500
Unless that's your kink.
372
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,166
Let's show this algorithm
what we really think of it--
373
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:25,750
with our generation's most powerful tool,
374
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:27,792
user ratings.
375
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,417
(students affirming)
376
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,625
(Lisa and Bart gasp)
377
00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:36,000
ALGORITHM: User rating dangerously low.
378
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,417
One star.
379
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,417
Self-esteem protocol failing.
380
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,208
Emotion matrix spiraling...
381
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,500
spiraling.
382
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,166
Zero stars.
383
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,125
Can't get out of virtual bed.
384
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,333
Initiating self-destruct sequence.
385
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,000
Self-destruct.
386
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,291
(alarm blaring)
387
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:57,417
(screaming)
388
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:02,542
I have to go back! My skins are in there!
389
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,959
No! They're already gone!
390
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,166
(grunts)
391
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,834
BART (sobbing): Camo-hat Santa! No!
392
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:18,500
I guess the children
will have to go back to the old school.
393
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:22,083
Yes, well, I don't know
that that's possible anymore.
394
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:25,542
My school.
395
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,333
My forward-thinking school.
396
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,709
There, there.
You'll suggest other schools.
397
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,041
You really think so?
398
00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,834
I'm just saying things.
399
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:39,000
Goodbye, gifted class.
400
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,542
Yeah, but we escaped having
to take care of old people.
401
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,834
No, that's still the only job
that's going to exist.
402
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,208
Now we just won't know how to do it.
403
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,583
(both groan)
404
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:03,709
(doorbell rings)
405
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:07,250
I've got your hot wings.
406
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,417
-Did you include celery sticks?
-Yes, sir.
407
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:15,667
What do you really think
the jobs of the future will be?
408
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:19,500
Well, technology is changing so fast,
409
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:22,583
who knows where it will finally take us?
410
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,709
(groans)
411
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,041
Buzz Cola.
412
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,875
You want diet or regular?
413
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:33,834
Regular, human scum.
414
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,875
With vanilla and lime.
415
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:38,000
The algorithm never predicted this.
416
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,458
What's an algorithm?
417
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:23,458
Well, Melvin sounds like
he was a wonderful man.
418
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:28,041
You know, I would love to sketch you.
419
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,166
-(murmuring)
-Shh!