1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:01,625 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:01,709 --> 00:00:05,333 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 3 00:00:05,417 --> 00:00:07,291 (cheering) 4 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:16,542 (door opens) 5 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:18,583 Guten Abend, Herr Horatio. 6 00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:20,417 Gib mir die Karte. 7 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:26,417 (screaming) 8 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:39,917 Springfield, eh? 9 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,041 Then that's where I'm going treasure hunting. 10 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,792 You mean we're going treasure hunting. 11 00:00:44,875 --> 00:00:46,417 (moans) 12 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:49,875 We'll find that sunken ship within the week. 13 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:52,917 Grid 274 by 319. 14 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,917 Depth 60 meters. Sounding. 15 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,375 (sonar pings) 16 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:57,458 Nothing. 17 00:00:57,542 --> 00:00:59,500 Proceed to next reading. 18 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,750 Grid 274 by 320. 19 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,750 Depth 60 meters. Sounding. 20 00:01:08,834 --> 00:01:10,417 (sonar pings) 21 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:11,709 Nothing. 22 00:01:11,792 --> 00:01:13,458 Yarr. 23 00:01:13,542 --> 00:01:15,583 (music playing) 24 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:21,542 (music slows) 25 00:01:33,709 --> 00:01:36,458 Captain, the long-range Doppler shows a squall 26 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:38,291 coming out of the nor'east. 27 00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:43,792 Hmm. We'd best head back to wait it out. 28 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:47,792 Let me guess, you didn't find any treasure today. 29 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,625 (sighs) Did you talk to the doctor 30 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:52,208 about going up on your dose? 31 00:01:54,834 --> 00:01:56,959 The storm stirred up the seafloor. 32 00:01:57,083 --> 00:02:00,208 We'll have to resound everything south of the break. 33 00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:01,792 (all groan) 34 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:06,625 Grid 274 by six. 35 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,792 Depth 30 meters. Sounding. 36 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:09,875 (sonar pings) 37 00:02:09,959 --> 00:02:11,291 Nothing. 38 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:15,625 I made us a roast for dinner, 39 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:17,291 then threw it away. 40 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:21,750 I'm sorry I never gave you any children. 41 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:27,125 Grid 291 by 502. 42 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:29,333 Depth 70 meters. Sounding. 43 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:32,125 (sonar pings) 44 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:33,291 -(sonar pings) -Arr. 45 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:35,125 A second ping. 46 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,333 A second ping! 47 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:40,041 I've waited half a lifetime to say this. 48 00:02:40,125 --> 00:02:41,959 Divers, gear up! 49 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 (gasps) 50 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:53,375 We found it. 51 00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:55,417 We finally found it, boys! 52 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:57,709 I didn't waste my life! 53 00:02:57,792 --> 00:02:58,709 (cheering and laughing) 54 00:03:05,959 --> 00:03:07,375 Yarr. 55 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:11,083 I see you've come to admire our plunder. 56 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:15,000 Er, technically that plunder belongs to the town. 57 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:17,917 It was discovered in Springfield city limits. 58 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,750 No, we found the gold in unincorporated waters! 59 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:23,917 The survey says it's ours! 60 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Sorry, but the town redrew the boundaries... 61 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,208 yesterday. 62 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:31,208 But we worked in secret for 40 years. 63 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:35,458 I pretended to be a flimsy, one-note character. 64 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:37,208 How did you know? 65 00:03:37,291 --> 00:03:40,291 I should have been your treasure. 66 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:45,375 Yarr... 67 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:48,583 (snoring, grumbling) 68 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:51,208 All right, people. This town's got doubloons. 69 00:03:51,291 --> 00:03:52,750 Who's got ideas? 70 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:55,917 If I don't hear anything good, we're building another stadium, 71 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,792 and no team will come here. 72 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,917 How about a new town clock where, every hour, 73 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,417 Jesus forgives the Devil? 74 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:04,625 A new zoo with more attractive animals. 75 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:07,125 What about those death panels we were promised? 76 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:09,917 Shouting out something before I know what I'm gonna say. 77 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,500 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame with no Pearl Jam! 78 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:15,959 Uh, excuse me. I have an idea. 79 00:04:16,041 --> 00:04:18,166 Now, Marge, if you'll check your program, 80 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,875 nagging objections are at the end. 81 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:23,250 (groans) 82 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:26,375 Look at the world. 83 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:29,917 Our children's future is challenging and uncertain. 84 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,250 This windfall is our last, best hope to give our kids the tools they'll need 85 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:36,000 to face that future. 86 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:38,959 To succeed, our kids must have an education 87 00:04:39,041 --> 00:04:41,959 based on science, technology, 88 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:44,959 engineering and math. 89 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:46,875 STEM. 90 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:52,667 All who find Marge's idea tiresome, let out an exaggerated, sarcastic yawn. 91 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:56,166 (yawning exaggeratedly) 92 00:04:56,250 --> 00:05:00,959 OK, OK. I brought someone you will listen to about STEM education. 93 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:04,625 Columbia recording artist John Legend. 94 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:09,834 ♪ STEM, science, tech Engineering and math ♪ 95 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:14,625 ♪ More than a trendy way To say computer class ♪ 96 00:05:14,709 --> 00:05:17,834 ♪ STEM, it's not just for dorks Dweebs and nerds ♪ 97 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:21,333 ♪ It'll turn all your dumb kids To Zuckerbergs ♪ 98 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:25,709 ♪ STEM, 'cause the future Is written in code ♪ 99 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:29,500 ♪ Make an app Get big cash from an IPO ♪ 100 00:05:29,583 --> 00:05:30,709 ♪ STEM ♪ 101 00:05:30,792 --> 00:05:36,291 ♪ Oh, STEM ♪ 102 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:39,500 (cheering) 103 00:05:39,583 --> 00:05:42,041 Who could say no to a silky slow jam 104 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:44,542 about the importance of technology-based learning? 105 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:48,041 I'll never have kids because my nards were cooked by science. 106 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:52,709 But if I could, I'd want 'em to learn about the science of why they don't exist. 107 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:55,667 I'd just like to thank John Legend's wife, 108 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:58,667 Chrissy Teigen for bringing him here today. 109 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:00,792 Turns out, there's nothing she loves more 110 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:04,291 than doing personal favors for her Instagram followers. 111 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:06,500 Well, Marge, you did call the picture I posted 112 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,667 of my kids with ketchup on their faces "adorbs." 113 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,542 It was. It was totes adorbs. 114 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:15,041 Baby, we got to get going. We're gonna be late 115 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,542 for the launch party for our couples' perfume. 116 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:20,667 I'm talking to my online friend IRL. 117 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:22,500 Go charge the kids' iPads. 118 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:29,709 Come on, Springfield! 119 00:06:29,792 --> 00:06:32,583 Build your children the school of tomorrow. 120 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,542 (cheering) 121 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:36,750 -(camera clicks) -I did it. 122 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:39,625 I gave our kids hope for the future. 123 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,750 You have any songs about how I should be allowed 124 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:43,625 to skip jury duty? 125 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:47,250 ♪ How is it justice to impanel a man ♪ 126 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:50,125 ♪ During March Madness? ♪ 127 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,291 What are you gonna do with your forced retirement, sir? 128 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,458 I'm intrigued by a local skydiving club 129 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:04,125 who needs someone to sit in the office and answer phones. 130 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:06,041 Yeah, well, who cares? 131 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,458 I'll be taking an Ohio River cruise. 132 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,291 Lot of widows on the Good River. 133 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,291 Lot of widows. 134 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:15,709 (inhales deeply) New school smell. 135 00:07:15,792 --> 00:07:17,792 Paperless classrooms, personal tablets, 136 00:07:17,875 --> 00:07:19,834 and uncrammable lockers. 137 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:22,458 (grunting) 138 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:25,542 Aw. Man, this is embarrassing. 139 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,834 -(phone beeps) -Bart Simpson. 140 00:07:31,917 --> 00:07:36,041 Welcome. I'm Zane Furlong, this school's CEO, 141 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:38,208 Collaborative Educational Outreacher. 142 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,166 I'm gonna stop you right there, Skinner 2.0. 143 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,458 It doesn't matter how you dress it up. 144 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:44,458 All schools are kid prisons. 145 00:07:44,542 --> 00:07:47,000 Well, I'm putting you in solitary, 146 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:50,083 where you'll learn geometry by shooting meteors. 147 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:54,083 Shoot enough, and you'll unlock customizable skins. 148 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:57,166 Skins? 149 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,250 That's how boys play dress-up. 150 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,959 -(phone beeps) -Lisa Simpson. 151 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,834 Our educational metric has identified you 152 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:09,667 as a divergent multipathway assimilator. 153 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,375 You mean, I'm in a gifted class? 154 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,208 Ooh, we don't like that term. 155 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:16,542 (chuckles) Everyone is gifted. 156 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:18,375 I firmly believe that. 157 00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:20,041 Now go upstairs to the... 158 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,500 (whispers) gifted class. 159 00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:23,917 (squeals) 160 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,917 Finally, I feel seen. 161 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,542 And for the first time, I'll be accepted by my peers 162 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:30,125 with open arms. 163 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:35,250 I'm home. 164 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:45,125 OK, gifted class. 165 00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:46,041 Recess is over. 166 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,709 STUDENTS: Aw! 167 00:08:47,792 --> 00:08:49,709 Now, this school is so advanced 168 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:53,000 that every aspect of it is run by an algorithm. 169 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:55,583 Who can give me an example of an algorithm? 170 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:56,750 (students clamoring) 171 00:08:56,834 --> 00:08:59,250 Oh! Like when you buy a new garbage can online 172 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:02,375 and the rest of your life, you see ads for garbage cans. 173 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,917 Or like when you watch a bunch of close-up magic videos 174 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,917 on YouTube and get ads for a suicide hotline. 175 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,417 Exactly. 176 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,250 And because you liked this lesson, 177 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:14,000 the algorithm thinks you might also enjoy... 178 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:24,542 How was your first day at the new STEM school I founded? 179 00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:28,250 It was amazing. We did science, then we did computer science, 180 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:30,917 and then we did cognitive computer science. 181 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,375 Oh, what a surprise. Lisa likes school. 182 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:36,291 All right, boy. What did you get suspended for today? 183 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:37,375 Nothing. 184 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:40,583 I like this school, too. 185 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,667 Instead of teachers giving us letter grades, 186 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,333 an algorithm gives us stars. 187 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:47,625 Education is a game now, and I'm great at it. 188 00:09:47,709 --> 00:09:50,375 Look at all these skins I've already unlocked. 189 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:52,125 HOMER: Whoa. Oh, that guy. 190 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:53,458 (chuckles) Noice. 191 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:55,667 BART: I even unlocked the "Skin Unlocking" badge. 192 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:57,166 HOMER: Whoo-hoo! 193 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:02,333 Tell us, what do you do, Mr. Simpson? 194 00:10:02,417 --> 00:10:04,959 Ah, yes. I monitor the core temperature 195 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:08,041 at the nuclear power plant. If it gets into the red, 196 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,667 I tell my family first so they can leave town 197 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:12,667 before the streets get too crowded. 198 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:15,792 -Now, this is a great example... -Uh-huh. 199 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:18,875 ...of the kind of job that will soon cease to exist. 200 00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:20,792 What the words now? 201 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,208 Mr. Simpson's daily tasks 202 00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:24,667 can be more efficiently performed by robots. 203 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,875 My guess is, his job will be obsolete in 18 months. 204 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:30,250 What about them? How much time do their careers have? 205 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:32,375 -I'm a librarian. -Five years. 206 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:35,333 I just bought a New York City taxi medallion. 207 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,417 Five years ago. 208 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,542 I do social media for a cannabis delivery company. 209 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:41,166 (chuckles) You'll be fine. 210 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:44,208 But all these other jobs will soon be made obsolete 211 00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:46,041 by automation. 212 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:47,583 Oh, no. The robots are coming! 213 00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:49,083 I've got to warn everyone! 214 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,041 (panicked grunting) 215 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,709 Stupid kids! 216 00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:55,667 (panicked grunting) 217 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,041 (beep) 218 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,083 (Homer grunts) 219 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:02,041 I'm getting five stars in all my classes. 220 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:04,875 I finally unlocked dreadlock sideburns. 221 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:07,709 Someone's user name is moving up the leaderboard. 222 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,875 BART: Cowabunga. 223 00:11:09,959 --> 00:11:13,625 Now get back downstairs to prepare for the jobs of tomorrow. 224 00:11:13,709 --> 00:11:16,542 Whoo-hoo! It's a race to the bottom! 225 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:19,542 Hmm? 226 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:23,291 Hmm. 227 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,500 Bart, I've never seen you so engaged in learning. 228 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,250 It's awesome. We're seeing how many e-scooters 229 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,750 we can collect around town, 230 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:31,750 charge, then get back on the streets. 231 00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:34,750 Oh, I see. You're learning logic and spatial reasoning. 232 00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:37,458 All I know is, if I don't get ten scooters in under a minute, 233 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:40,083 I won't unlock the Master Collector badge. 234 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:41,583 (grunting) 235 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,083 Got it! 236 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:45,208 Learning rules! 237 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,291 Oh, you must be teaching the kids about nutrition 238 00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:54,667 and staying within a budget, right? 239 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:58,333 No. We're teaching them to buy groceries for lazy rich people. 240 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:02,125 This avocado will be perfectly ripe in two days. 241 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:04,417 I wonder what they taste like. 242 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,500 Hmm. 243 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:07,959 Uber-driving. 244 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:09,125 Grubhub'ing. 245 00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:10,500 Lyft-driving? 246 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:12,625 These aren't jobs of the future. 247 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:14,834 These are side hustles! 248 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:16,375 (gasps) 249 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:18,625 HOMER: Guys, guys. 250 00:12:18,709 --> 00:12:21,291 The robots are coming. The robots are coming! 251 00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:22,542 Robots here? 252 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:25,333 Uh, this place ain't exactly forward-thinking. 253 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:29,166 Yeah. We're one of America's last coal-powered nuclear plants. 254 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:31,667 Yeah? Well, you can all bury your heads in the sandwiches, 255 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,208 but I know the robots are coming to replace us! 256 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:35,542 Calm down, Homer. 257 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:38,000 Here, have a drink from the new soda machine we got. 258 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,208 (Homer shrieks) 259 00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:41,834 The machines are already here, 260 00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:46,250 and when they take over, you can't imagine how bleak the future will be. 261 00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:01,250 I choose to believe our best days are ahead of us. 262 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,000 It's giving us orders. 263 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,750 The revolution has begun. 264 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,250 Hmm. Hmm. 265 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,208 Uh-oh. I know that look. 266 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:18,166 She's gonna Lisa-up a good thing. 267 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,792 Attention, students! 268 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:22,750 This school isn't training you to program apps. 269 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:25,208 It's training you to obey apps! 270 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:28,709 When you're grown up, you'll be lucky to make minimum wage! 271 00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:31,000 (worried gasps) 272 00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,291 Which is a lot of money! 273 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,500 That's like getting your allowance every hour. 274 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,625 (happy gasps, shouts) 275 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:39,625 Wha...? No, no. 276 00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:43,875 You deserve the same chance to succeed as the gifted class. 277 00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:46,583 That means preparing for real careers, 278 00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:49,542 not gig economy gigs. 279 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,375 Gigs are awesome! DJs play gigs! 280 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:53,834 ALL: DJs! 281 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,542 (cheering) 282 00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,583 Aah! This has nothing to do with deejaying! 283 00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:01,959 (loud dance music playing) 284 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,542 (cheering) 285 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,417 (groans) Oh... 286 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,959 Aw. At least they're learning art. 287 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:17,041 (chuckles) 288 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,542 Tip jars? 289 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:23,083 That's it. I got to fix this school. 290 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,959 (screams) 291 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,542 Stop messing with the school. 292 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:36,083 I finally filled up enough virtual pee bottles 293 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,083 to unlock the Amazon Warehouse Whizzer badge. 294 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,917 LISA: Ew. 295 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,125 Bart, I need to rewrite the algorithm. 296 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:46,834 Then the school will teach every kid real STEM. 297 00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:49,083 I am doing this for you. 298 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:51,417 Yeah? Well, I'm doing this for me. 299 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,792 (mechanical whirring) 300 00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,792 Education for all! 301 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,125 Side hustles for most! 302 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,792 -(Lisa and Bart grunt) -Kids, what's wrong? 303 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:01,583 Your tracking implants showed heightened emotions. 304 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,333 -Tracking what? -Teacher, teacher, my sister's 305 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,750 gonna ruin the only school I've ever liked in my whole life! 306 00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,458 It's just not fair that only a small group of kids 307 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,625 are getting an advanced education! 308 00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:14,417 Well, isn't that the point of a gifted class? 309 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,333 Eep. 310 00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:16,834 Lisa, the algorithm's purpose 311 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,417 is to prepare kids for the jobs of tomorrow. 312 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,625 But it's just teaching them to be the task rabbits of today. 313 00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:25,583 Nobody knows what the jobs of tomorrow are gonna be. 314 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,625 Well, I'm sure the algorithm does. 315 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,417 Here, I'll ask it. 316 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,208 Wait, wait, this can't be. 317 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,291 -There's only one. -(both gasp) 318 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,875 We are so screwed. 319 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:41,041 One Buzz Cola with vanilla and lime. 320 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,458 Diet Buzz for me. With vanilla and lime. 321 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,792 -(Homer grunts) -Aw, geez. This again? 322 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,583 Yeah, we have an active lifestyle, 323 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,959 and part of that is drinking soda all day. 324 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:54,166 If it's refreshments you want, why not let a man pour your soda! 325 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,458 A human man. 326 00:15:56,542 --> 00:15:58,000 For too long we have done nothing 327 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,333 as machines have taken over, washing our dishes, 328 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,000 pumping our insulin, and now this! 329 00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,333 Man can pour soda better than any machine 330 00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:08,834 made specially for that purpose, and I will prove it! 331 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:14,834 Today the robot uprising ends. Today is our Independence Day! 332 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,041 (acoustic guitar playing) 333 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:24,041 ♪ Well, Homer pulled a lot of sodas ♪ 334 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:27,792 ♪ Because he hated that machine ♪ 335 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:31,250 ♪ He got confused Thought it was gonna take his job ♪ 336 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:35,083 ♪ So Homer was a soda-pouring man Lord, Lord ♪ 337 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:38,959 ♪ Oh, Homer was a soda-pouring man ♪ 338 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,917 ♪ He did not make his point ♪ 339 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,208 ♪ And his sodas were warm and flat ♪ 340 00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:49,000 ♪ So Homer was a soda-pouring man Lord, Lord ♪ 341 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:53,000 ♪ Soda-pouring's not a real thing ♪ 342 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,375 ♪ No, sir ♪ 343 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:55,917 (groans) 344 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,041 Homer might have been slower, 345 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,208 but his pours had a human touch. 346 00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:06,375 Always delivered with a smile and a sense of brotherhood. 347 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,208 -(cheering) Yeah! -All right! 348 00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:10,750 But he died. So machine wins! 349 00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,542 (groaning woozily) 350 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,834 No, no, wait. His pulse was beating so fast 351 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:19,125 from all the soda he drank that it was a blur. 352 00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:22,291 (grunts) Perhaps one day machines will be better 353 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,417 at pouring soda than man, but not today! 354 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,667 Our jobs are safe! 355 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,333 (cheering) 356 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:34,792 Listen up. 357 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,458 These nerds have found out something terrifying. 358 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:41,875 This school was supposed to prepare you for the jobs of the future. 359 00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,917 But in the future, all the jobs we've learned here 360 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,542 will be done by robots. 361 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,458 The only job left for humans will be... 362 00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,625 BOTH: Elder care! 363 00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:52,583 (all gasping) 364 00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:55,792 The one job even robots won't do. 365 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,500 What about STEM? 366 00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,333 Here's what it really stands for. 367 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,333 -No! -No, it can't be! 368 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,834 (disgusted groaning) 369 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,542 I don't want to be an adult butt wiper. 370 00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:17,458 No one should see old people naked! 371 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,500 Unless that's your kink. 372 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,166 Let's show this algorithm what we really think of it-- 373 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:25,750 with our generation's most powerful tool, 374 00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:27,792 user ratings. 375 00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:30,417 (students affirming) 376 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,625 (Lisa and Bart gasp) 377 00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:36,000 ALGORITHM: User rating dangerously low. 378 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,417 One star. 379 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,417 Self-esteem protocol failing. 380 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,208 Emotion matrix spiraling... 381 00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,500 spiraling. 382 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,166 Zero stars. 383 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,125 Can't get out of virtual bed. 384 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,333 Initiating self-destruct sequence. 385 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,000 Self-destruct. 386 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,291 (alarm blaring) 387 00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:57,417 (screaming) 388 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:02,542 I have to go back! My skins are in there! 389 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,959 No! They're already gone! 390 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,166 (grunts) 391 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,834 BART (sobbing): Camo-hat Santa! No! 392 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:18,500 I guess the children will have to go back to the old school. 393 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:22,083 Yes, well, I don't know that that's possible anymore. 394 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:25,542 My school. 395 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,333 My forward-thinking school. 396 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,709 There, there. You'll suggest other schools. 397 00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,041 You really think so? 398 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,834 I'm just saying things. 399 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:39,000 Goodbye, gifted class. 400 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:41,542 Yeah, but we escaped having to take care of old people. 401 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:44,834 No, that's still the only job that's going to exist. 402 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,208 Now we just won't know how to do it. 403 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,583 (both groan) 404 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:03,709 (doorbell rings) 405 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:07,250 I've got your hot wings. 406 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,417 -Did you include celery sticks? -Yes, sir. 407 00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:15,667 What do you really think the jobs of the future will be? 408 00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:19,500 Well, technology is changing so fast, 409 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:22,583 who knows where it will finally take us? 410 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,709 (groans) 411 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,041 Buzz Cola. 412 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,875 You want diet or regular? 413 00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:33,834 Regular, human scum. 414 00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,875 With vanilla and lime. 415 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:38,000 The algorithm never predicted this. 416 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,458 What's an algorithm? 417 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:23,458 Well, Melvin sounds like he was a wonderful man. 418 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:28,041 You know, I would love to sketch you. 419 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,166 -(murmuring) -Shh!