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辛普森一家

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<i>移民加拿大或等死</i>

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<i>欢迎莅临春田核电厂</i>

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<i>崇高的灵魂让矮小的人显得伟大</i>

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<i>猪油小子甜甜圈</i>

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<i>如果没有棒球</i>
<i>同位素就会被冷落</i>

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<i>春田小学</i>

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<i>线上教学</i>

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不

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<i>春田</i>

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<i>飞吧</i>

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法兰德斯

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<i>达夫</i>

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<i>禁止在山上写字</i>

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<i>扛巴特</i>

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<i>老莫小酒馆</i>

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<i>欢迎来到春田</i>

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也许我们该找个新的游乐场

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<i>我害怕改变</i>

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<i>沙特罗佩 游戏的好地方</i>

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这里看起来真不错

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是的

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树木荫凉

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厕所有门

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还有溜滑梯

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和安全防摔的回收轮胎池

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这牌子是倍耐力

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快瞧 是你的朋友哈德森

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<i>出租车</i>

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我儿子似乎很喜欢你的女儿

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-我是寇妮
-玛琦

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是反讽或单纯复古

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只是我的名字

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他们玩得真开心

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-她明天有空一起玩吗
-可以

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她最近是否接触过花生

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没有

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我能看看她接种的疫苗吗

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结核病 百日咳 麻疹疫苗

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接种了…

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亲喂或瓶喂

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瓶喂 但我也不是狠心的人

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我可以带饼干过去

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精制白糖 你真是幽默

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我一定要跟我老公说这笑话

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我也要告诉我老公你嘲笑精制白糖

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明天见了

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薄煎饼在桌上 霍默

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厚煎饼马上就来

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玛琦 我正在减肥

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薄煎饼就够了

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你确定吗

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我要面对现实

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我偶尔稍微太放纵

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怎么回事 谁死了吗

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我们担心你

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我们想要爸长命百岁

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我自己可不想

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好吧 不然连薄煎饼都不要

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我带…

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一颗葡萄柚出门就好

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我没见证登陆月球或柏林围墙倒下

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但我亲眼见证我爸
竟然早餐只带一颗葡萄柚就出门了

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<i>达夫啤酒</i>

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多谢老兄

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你害我们失去夺冠机会

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是的 就是

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隔夜的披萨 我做梦都在想你

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<i>路易吉披萨</i>

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我睡着后说 “来份特大号”

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但我骗老婆我是说 “性感玛琦”

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<i>下一个出口 春田核电厂</i>

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老天 我干嘛不戴吃披萨专用手套

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<i>披萨专用 过肩玉米棒支架</i>
<i>汉堡专用</i>

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<i>下一个出口 春田核电厂</i>

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<i>出口</i>

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霍默 你在哪

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伯恩斯召开员工会议

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现在只剩他旁边有空位

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老天 我需要奇迹

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你何不买个气球给你的同事

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它们就像风筝但不用费工制作

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<i>气球 会飘浮的球</i>

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你卖气球多久了

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说来有趣

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这是关于一个餐风露宿穷人的故事

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英文讲得比成龙先生更差

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有一天他去整顿他的酿酒厂

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地面传来嘶嘶声 他的裤子随之膨胀

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氦气

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透明的黄金

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化学符号HE

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首先要注意…

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他走了

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我最好的朋友走了

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<i>春田核电厂</i>

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各位所认识的同事奇普·印卡尼多

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其实是我扮成的卧底

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抱歉各位 我迟到了 拿个气球吧

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辛普森 伯恩斯先生
是财星五百大的首席执行官

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他才不会…

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安静 你个傻子

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纯天然 未加工的氦气

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多亏那些生日气球 现在很难找到

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斯密瑟斯 要我提醒你吗

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公司一直砸钱买氦气冷却反应炉

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你说得没错

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氦气价格高得不像话

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你在哪拿到的

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卖气球的那个乡巴佬有超多

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先提醒你 他完全不晓得氦气的价值

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非常好

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我最爱压榨善良百姓

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你有何想法

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我被点到了

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算了

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辛普森 恭喜你是本月最佳员工

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<i>本月最佳员工</i>

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所以 玛琦

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我今天员工会议表现超棒

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成功的关键就是事前准备

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玛吉今天发生一件好事

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她恋爱了

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他们再甜蜜一些 我就要疯了

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克里特斯 快去开门

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枪没有上膛 我怎么好好应门

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女人

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你好 邻居

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来点曼哈顿松鼠巧达浓汤如何

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你身上有自来水的味道

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被他抓包了

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我们没必要继续装粗人

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没有恶意 伙计

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没事的

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好 史巴克勒 你有我要的氦气

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而我有你要的

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一整杯零钱

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咱们来做交易吧

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稍等一下 先别急

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我喜欢跟对方喝一杯

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谈妥生意之前

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有害身心的酒水我都喝

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管它是调味啤酒或密歇根水

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放马过来

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这对我根本没有半点…

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老板 也许史巴克勒比我们想的聪明

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说什么鬼话

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可能要派同样智障的人才能引他上钩

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打扰了 帮个忙好吗
我的三明治掉在这里了

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<i>建议箱</i>

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你要和史巴克勒先生

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成为好朋友

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然后利用这段友情彻底粉碎他的人生

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由内而外

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我不确定 他有小孩

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不能让他们一家子失去归宿

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而让我失手你就没问题啊

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你害我头脑混乱了

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我得赶紧闪人 暗门在哪

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救我

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财务室的温斯坦 你认识的

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若你想不清楚

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这两位男士能帮忙你

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这位老兄喜欢给人制造痛苦

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这位则喜欢

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在旁边看戏大笑

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你是制造痛苦的或是爱看戏的

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回答我的问题

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噢

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你好

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我是玛琦·辛普森 带孩子来玩

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哈德森在进行会议通话

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我替你开门

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你家真漂亮

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这地板是什么材质

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来自威尼斯教堂的瓷砖

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一片片拆除由小船载货运送

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再请99岁高龄的贝聿铭亲手安装

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听起来所费不赀

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不 厕所才贵

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我们请来的水管工人做事很没效率

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给我动起来 小兔崽子

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怎样 你的尿布湿了

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要来点咖啡顺便填写性爱经历

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要填性爱经历

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孩子们才能做朋友

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欢迎过目我的这份

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好吧

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咖啡加奶 不加糖

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<i>性爱经历表格 只有霍默一人</i>

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这年头很少有孩子仍在吸奶嘴

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<i>婴儿致毒剂</i>

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你家宝宝的发型真有意思

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你不介意我替她进行防护

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-以免刺伤我的宝贝吧
-才怪 介意

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十分介意

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玛吉 我们走

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以后再也不来了

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<i>史巴克勒家</i>

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你做什么 朋友

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又见面了

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<i>是个男孩</i>

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-你好
-你好

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<i>犹太女孩受诫礼</i>

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听到“你好”就让人觉得心安

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-能让人放松下来
-你好

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-你好
-你好

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-你好
-不好

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我是说你好

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朋友

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看起来吸氦气

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吹气球也蛮累人

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的确是非常累人

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但上天赐给我氦气

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我就该还给天上

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听着

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说明你有法子让他活得更轻松

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假装是你的主意

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他很蠢 不会质疑你

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说 “若我有办法”

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“采收这珍贵的气体 ”

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若我有办法采收这珍贵的气体

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而且不用张嘴费力吹

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我会说 “少来了”

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但试试也无妨

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-非常好
-非常好

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非常好不用说

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非常好不用说

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这句也别说

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这句也别说

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-住口 别再说了
-住口 别再说了

232
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,975
你的提议我要再思考一番

233
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,728
尤其是后面几句话

234
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:12,606
你替我省下一大把劲

235
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,943
现在我能花更多时间生孩子

236
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,570
霍默·杰伊·辛普森

237
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克里特斯·狄洛·蒙福特
毕格沃斯·史巴克勒

238
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:25,202
我们到那边去捕鲶鱼吧

239
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:29,206
好 我要把手臂伸到鲶鱼洞中

240
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,834
深到让那些小家伙咬我

241
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:35,379
轻而易举

242
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,135
别吓到它 肉的味道会不好吃

243
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,641
它在舔我的眼睛

244
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,562
它死了吗

245
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:52,938
多谢救命之恩

246
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:57,818
好 一块享用史巴克勒炸鱼大餐吧

247
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:03,115
敬爱的主 感谢你赐给我们
滑溜溜的沼泽生物

248
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,869
以及霍默对神秘气体的好主意

249
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:10,039
让史巴克勒一家拥有两台收音机

250
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,500
霍默 我很乐意成为你的伙伴

251
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,044
咱们干下这杯 当这桩生意成了

252
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,212
来吧

253
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,674
我现在把你当自家人了

254
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,469
虽然也没多少人可选

255
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,113
<i>负鼠意大利面</i>

256
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,450
-非常好
-哪来的声音

257
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,702
干得好 辛普森 除了草地上的沙发

258
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,454
他的一切将属于我们

259
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,039
但我们是家人了

260
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,375
不能留点给他吗

261
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,085
没有人做坏事还留余地

262
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,837
你说谁放着十亿不赚赚一半

263
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,088
有意义吗

264
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,132
怎么了吗

265
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,678
我想我们俩都感到烦心
但我就怕你抢先开口

266
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,137
放心 你先说吧

267
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,642
有个人对我很好 我却得搞死他

268
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,269
我罔顾玛吉的幸福

269
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,272
只因为我受不了对方的母亲

270
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:19,108
玛吉不会有事的 我才刚和她玩

271
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,862
她还以为她的鼻子在我这里

272
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,238
慢着 我放哪儿去了

273
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,156
不在这

274
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,324
也不在这

275
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,495
瞧你找到什么了

276
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,998
<i>哈德森一岁大了</i>
<i>报名骑小犀牛 请向蒂芬妮登记</i>

277
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,041
我有事情必须告诉你

278
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,752
哈德森办了生日派对

279
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,589
我故意不说 好让你错过

280
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,134
我可以解释

281
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,469
他的妈妈实在好烦人

282
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,639
老是聊空中丝带和瑜珈裤

283
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,558
她做的是普拉提 才不是瑜珈

284
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,685
她总是让我觉得低人一截

285
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,271
你能明白吧 对吧

286
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,446
<i>气球 会飘浮的球</i>

287
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,949
让他签合约 辛普森

288
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,367
不然呢

289
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,494
就准备尝尝我的厉害

290
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,582
抱歉了 斯密瑟斯

291
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:19,043
现在打伤他会令人怀疑

292
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,878
你大可以先给个提醒

293
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,463
有道理 小心背后

294
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:31,931
瞧 这不是我平面地球上
最好的朋友吗

295
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,183
-噢
-你手上拿的是什么

296
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,977
证明我俩友情的文件吗

297
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:41,231
签完这个能让我们的合伙关系更上升

298
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,860
拜托 有什么比氦气更会上升

299
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,821
你不打算先读过吗

300
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,492
我信任你就像羊相信友善的大野狼

301
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,083
我签一个“X”

302
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,752
那是我的苹果手机型号

303
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:06,006
现在差一划我们就算正式合伙了

304
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,758
慢着 我需要直尺

305
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,219
直尺 快点过来

306
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,512
好的 爸爸

307
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,263
<i>合约</i>

308
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,807
我办不到

309
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,270
-你让我的笔飘走了
-我不能

310
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,023
让你签下去
这是诈骗你家氦气的合约

311
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:27,236
你们要诈骗一名养29个孩子的人

312
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,196
是30个 31个

313
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,490
对 但我在事情太迟之前向你坦白

314
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,454
好吧 我们还是好兄弟

315
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,707
为了一个都市人说谎而火大

316
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,917
就像对年仅六岁

317
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,585
没清手枪的孩子生气

318
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,005
-握手言和吧
-那是你的左手

319
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,673
我的两手都是左手

320
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:49,925
辛普森 你这蠢蛋

321
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,802
希望你今早有亲吻你老婆

322
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,679
因为那是你俩最后一面

323
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,055
但那算不上吻

324
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,432
有一半亲到她的耳际

325
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,810
敢伤害我朋友

326
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,021
就休想拿到半点氦气

327
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,272
永远都别想

328
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,898
真让人左右为难

329
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,818
斯密瑟斯 不想被踢就把事情处理好

330
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,528
不如我们

331
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,655
以公道价格买你的氦气

332
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,323
什么公道或私道

333
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:16,493
我不能输给这么蠢的人 给我捉住他

334
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,420
我们会付给你应得的价钱

335
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,840
成交 叫你的人联络我的巴吉度猎犬

336
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,802
这会让你忘却亿万富翁的烦恼

337
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,929
吸一口吧 朋友

338
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,059
救我…

339
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,435
你将来会懊悔这一天

340
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:42,978
斯密瑟斯 有高压电线

341
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,443
玛吉

342
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:52,029
你还太小 不该悲伤度过余生

343
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,405
在这部爱情喜剧中

344
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,657
我拒绝在这出爱情戏里当残酷的母亲

345
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,950
走吧

346
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,286
<i>沙特罗佩 游戏的好地方</i>

347
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,054
至少我们有一项共通点

348
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:21,058
我们愿意为了孩子们假装友好

349
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,018
我同意这点

350
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,925
我们互相分享汤里的石子

351
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,261
你的是奶油口味

352
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,304
我的是负鼠肉汁

353
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,849
我们是朋友 所以我吃你的古怪食物

354
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,392
太好了

355
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,896
你让我开始长肉了 霍默

356
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,275
我看我活不久了

357
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,529
你是我有过

358
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,698
最好的朋友

359
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:21,201
你保住我的气球摊

360
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,328
你是我的月光

361
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,414
我要你知道

362
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,833
我神智清楚 没有吸胶

363
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,127
我当真爱你

364
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,420
<i>无酒精口味</i>

365
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,507
你是我最好的朋友

366
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:41,180
瞧 你给我你的牙齿

367
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:45,142
我爱你替我亲手制作矮凳

368
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,935
麻烦来两张

369
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,021
一边屁股坐一张

370
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:53,317
没问题 下周就能完成给你 霍默

371
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:57,237
太棒了 一起对着小溪撒泡尿吧

372
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,033
你露宿野外大自然

373
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,452
远离都市尘嚣

374
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,997
还拿着霰弹枪追着伯恩斯跑

375
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,999
那画面有够有趣

376
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,585
我也爱喝

377
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,213
你酒厂

378
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,965
酿的甲醇

379
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,345
你是我最好的朋友

380
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,806
你是我最好的朋友

381
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,852
我可能活不久了

382
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,648
你是我最好的朋友

383
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,867
字幕翻译：侯敏生