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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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May I sample the Mango Mayhem?
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Now you're gonna scream for ice cream,
John Wick Four!
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Actually, it's gelato!
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{\an8}The violence Mom won't let me watch
is the best.
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{\an8}Damn it.
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{\an8}Whoa. Live violence.
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{\an8}Homie, wake up.
There's been a car crash.
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{\an8}What's happening?
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{\an8}There's been an accident.
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{\an8}Ooh, let's go gawk.
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{\an8}Yeah!
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{\an8}Marge, are you using a charger cord
as a robe belt?
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{\an8}Well, I lost my belt
and Bart lost this phone, so--
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{\an8}What's that mark on your sleeve?
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{\an8}I used it as an oven mitt.
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{\an8}My Milhouse buys me a new robe
every Christmas.
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{\an8}Ralphie bought me this chenille beauty
with his tooth fairy money.
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{\an8}What, don't you like any of the robes
your kids bought you?
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{\an8}They've never bought me a robe.
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{\an8}- The quintessential mom gift.
- Wha-- Un-frigging-believable.
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{\an8}My kids give me homemade gifts,
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{\an8}like hand-turkeys
and macaroni-covered... [stammers] ...stuff.
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{\an8}Sounds like they're just giving you
their art class crap.
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{\an8}Feel this.
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{\an8}I like the thoughtful,
artistic gifts my kids--
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{\an8}Oh, my God. That's plush.
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{\an8}Yeah, my robe is fine.
It's just a little worn in spots.
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Uh, one big spot in the back.
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The top of my crack.
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Oh. [stammers] Come here.
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- Whoa.
- Wow.
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It's magical,
but it smells like burning flip-flops.
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Ow. Ow. My flip-flops.
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Careful! Live wire on the ground!
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Whoa. Thank you, Homer.
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You da man!
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Did you hear that?
Kirk said I was "da man."
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I mean, it sounded stupid
the way he said it, but still...
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Well, uh, if you wanna be "da man"
for everybody,
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you should post a warning about
that live wire on Alarmist.
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It's this app that alerts neighbors
to local dangers.
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Downloading now.
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You film dangerous stuff and post it.
You know, traffic accidents,
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nighttime animals out during the day.
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Uh, hello. This is Homer Simpson.
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Username, uh, The Simp.
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There's a live wire sparking
on Evergreen Terrace.
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Risk of electrocution: 1000%.
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A thousand percent?
My baby could have played with that wire.
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He ain't born, but he's 'bout to be.
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Congratulations.
You're now part of the Alarmy Army.
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Hey. I can barely read my name
without my cheaters.
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How do I get a bigger font
like these guys?
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Um, those are the top alarmers on the app.
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You want your name
in a readable font size?
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- You better learn how to spread fear.
- I'll do it!
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I'll get to the top of this leaderboard
if it's the most useless thing I ever do!
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Bart, we need to talk
about Mom's birthday present.
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Finishing it as we speak.
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Ta-da!
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Uh, it might be time to retire
the pasta art genre.
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What? In my vital bucatini phase?
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You heard what those judgy women said
about our presents.
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We need to buy Mom a present this year.
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Where we gonna get money?
Otto stopped paying for clean urine.
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Hmm. Mr. Flanders is generous.
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I've sold him
so many magazine subscriptions.
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Why Cat Fancy?
His cat isn't even that fancy.
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Yo, Flan-man. We're trying to make
some scratch for our mom's birthday gift.
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You need any help cleaning this mess up?
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Sorry. I always keep my grass trimmed.
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You know the old saying,
"The lawn is the mustache of the house."
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We get it. We just thought
Mom deserved something nice,
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but if you don't think so,
hmm, that's cool.
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Now, uh, hold on.
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If, uh, you clean those two leaves
on my sidewalk up,
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I'll give you $44.
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Both leaves? Ow.
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Deal.
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This store has everything.
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This will make Mom feel cozy
and loved.
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And it'll put a sock in the yaps
of those gossipy hens.
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I'm gonna ignore the problematic "hens"
because I support the sentiment.
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Whoa.
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Is it a toy?
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Yes, but it's also gear.
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It's got a pen
that's actually a tape recorder,
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an eavesdropping device that lets you hear
conversations from miles away,
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and when you get in a tight spot,
sour-gummy cyanide capsules.
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This could change everything.
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Deep down, I know I'm the dingus.
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Give me your lunch money
or the whole playground hears you blubber.
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You too, bow tie.
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The eavesdropper could be so useful.
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Okay. The meeting of the cool girls
has been called to order.
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It's been decided that the new cool thing
is to wear earmuffs in warm weather.
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So don't tell any randos bec--
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Hey, guys.
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Now Lisa's cool too
and there's nothing we can do about it.
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Yes. Cry, Sherri. Cry.
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Mkay, just thinking out loud.
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This kit is the same price as the robe...
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- Are you suggesting that we--
- You know I am.
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Say yes. Come on, Lis.
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I need two keys to launch this missile.
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Mom has never really been a gift person.
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True. She's more into stuff like hugs
and seeing us happy.
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But we can't just buy a spy kit for us
and nothing for Mom, I--
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Bart?
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Bart, we can't do this.
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Would you like to apply
for a Bullseye credit card?
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I'm eight.
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{\an8}Yeah, you won't get it.
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{\an8}But if you apply, you get
a free Bullseye ironing board cover.
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We could buy the spy kit
and give Mom the ironing board cover.
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That's like giving her
a whole new ironing board.
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Give me an application.
We'll give her two ironing board covers.
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♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
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Uh, open my present first.
I gotta hit the streets.
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I have citizens to alarm.
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Another charm for my charm bracelet.
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That bracelet was
the smartest investment ever.
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No matter what the occasion,
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I always know what you need:
another charm.
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You know me so well.
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I better after however many years.
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Open mine next.
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Oh. An ironing board cover.
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Yeah, 'cause, you know, you iron.
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{\an8}I sure do.
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Open mine. It's in the Bullseye bag.
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Mmm. Such clever wrapping.
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{\an8}It's another
ironing board cover.
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What do you get for the woman
who has only one ironing board cover?
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Thank you. Both of you. I love them.
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I got to hit the road.
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If I find just three more things
to warn people about,
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I'll move ahead of Cautionary Gale
and Cry Wolfcastle on the leaderboard.
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We'll help clean up.
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No! I'll do it.
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You guys have done so much for me.
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Oh.
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Enjoying your present, huh?
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Don't play with it all day.
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{\an8}We'll know soon enough who broke this va--
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Yellow Sparrow, this is Slingshot.
Prepare for face-to-face discussion.
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Roger that. Face is prepared.
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This spy kit is great.
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All the secrets of this house
are being laid bare.
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And Mom loves her present.
She can't stop muttering about it.
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We rule. Over.
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Roger that. Over.
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Inappropriate billboard
near Noiseland Arcade.
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Guaranteed danger of corruption.
Keep children away.
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Hmm. Whoa. Whoa.
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Thanks for warning us
about the vulgar wordplay, Simp.
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"Itch, please."
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Wait, I get it. Itch rhymes with bi--
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No. Mom hates that word. Trust me.
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One more post and I'll be top five.
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Homer.
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Religious fanatic running through town,
possibly from murder scene.
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Avoid outdoors.
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I did it.
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- Fanatic!
- I'm number five.
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I'm better than everyone.
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Uh-uh-uh, your name is not Frink.
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You are Frink's monster, you see?
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Frink sad.
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No, Frink's monster is sad.
What is wrong with you?
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All right, one of youse rats
has been eating the pool chalk
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and leaving chalky pellets
all over the place.
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No, no, don't look at each other.
Look at me!
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Hey! Steve.
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Oh. Hey, Marge.
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Hi, Ned.
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Ooh, that's Mom.
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What a party yesterday.
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I don't usually take my water
on the rocks.
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I was buzzing all night.
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Yeah, it was fun.
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Oh.
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Whoa. I didn't mean to bring on
a peeper-puddle. What's wrong?
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It's silly. I--
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I'm embarrassed that my feelings were hurt
by a stupid birthday gift.
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Oh, now, feelings aren't stupid.
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Some of them are evil,
but they're not stupid.
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It's just on my one day,
I'm barely an afterthought.
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It's like they don't think of me
as a person.
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I don't get it. Why is she so sad?
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Bart, she's feeling unseen.
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What? I always see her.
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She's in my phone contacts three times,
under Mom, Mommy and Sandwich.
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She does so many things
that we take for granted.
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Imagine how we would feel
if she half-tushied our birthdays.
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What? I'd be fine if she only...
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Oh.
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We suck. Over.
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Roger that. Over.
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As of this morning,
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I am number one on the leaderboard
of the Alarmist App.
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Look at that.
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What? The broken sprinkler?
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We need to warn people.
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It could cause a sinkhole
or activate a gremlin.
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This is your Number One Alarmy,
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with a warning that a geyser of water
is pouring onto--
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Huh?
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Hey, someone named Silver Bullet already
reported a "vertical tsunami at the park."
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Whoa, that's good mongering.
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I got scooped?
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Silver Bullet is now Alarmy Number One.
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What? Who is this guy?
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Those fat fingers are too slow
for the Silver Bullet.
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Silver Bullet, your days are numbered.
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Tell me something my doctor hasn't.
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You smell like old lady.
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So do you.
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I smell like a lot of things.
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We have to get Mom a new present.
Something meaningful.
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So, let's make a list of everything
we know about Mom.
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Yes. Great idea.
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Mmm.
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Hmm. Her first name is actually Margaret.
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Good. Write that down.
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Hmm.
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Ooh, I know.
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She loves coming to my jazz recitals.
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Uh, no, she doesn't. She hides a copy
of People magazine in the program.
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Oh.
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Why is this so hard?
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We should know
the woman who gave birth to us.
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Maybe she's unknowable.
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What if we just give her the spy kit
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and breakfast in bed
for the rest of her life?
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Or, you know that trunk where
Mom keeps all her memories and stuff?
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What if we use the spy kit
to break into it?
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Oh, welcome to the dark side.
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{\an8}Huh.
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Here we are.
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I don't know if these lock picking tools
are even gonna work.
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I mean, this is just a toy, and--
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Oh.
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Now I'm concerned
about those gummy cyanide capsules.
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00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,719
Mom's birth announcement.
247
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:45,598
Oh, her name is Marjorie. Not Margaret.
248
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,142
We officially know nothing about her.
249
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,685
Hmm.
250
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,855
Mom had a parrot named Petey?
251
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,320
Oh, they were best friends.
Like me and Santa's Little Helper.
252
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,614
Not now, boy. Busy.
253
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,116
Look at this one.
254
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:07,536
Mom's parents
must've given Petey away.
255
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:11,290
Hey, we just learned something about her.
Grandma was a jerk-ass.
256
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,709
Wait. Parrots live for, like, 80 years.
257
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,503
Maybe we could find Petey
258
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,631
and then reunite Mom
with her long-lost friend.
259
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,134
That would be like getting her a robe
that tells you it wants crackers.
260
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,511
How do we find this lady?
261
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,055
Well, we need to go
to North Townsburg.
262
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,015
Oh, that place is sketchy.
263
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:31,060
Milhouse's dad was a sign spinner
for a meth clinic there.
264
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,604
But let's do it. For Margotie!
265
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,730
Marjorie.
266
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,815
Whatever.
267
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:41,445
Townsburg is three hours away?
268
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,530
Fine.
269
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:45,866
I'll just kick the seat in front of me
until that little screw falls out.
270
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:48,577
That is so rude.
271
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:53,415
Well, you have to kick closer to the screw
like this.
272
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,877
Great.
273
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,594
This place is depressing.
274
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,847
Isn't that the corner
where Nic Cage went crazy?
275
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,640
Yep, there's the statue.
276
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,310
There's the mechanic's shop.
277
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,146
Let's do this.
278
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,482
Hey, grease stains. Seen this bird?
279
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,527
{\an8}Yeah, I remember him.
That's Krista's bird.
280
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,070
{\an8}He in some kind of trouble?
281
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,572
We'll ask the questions.
282
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,241
What's the skinny
on this Krista character?
283
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,285
Well, she owns the craft store
down the block.
284
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,995
She also sells liquor and weed.
285
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,746
- Let's go.
- Don't leave town.
286
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,748
But my niece's wedding is tomorrow.
287
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,917
{\an8}I said, don't leave town.
288
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,002
{\an8}Fine.
289
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,880
{\an8}Hey, Shirl, it's Vince. I can't make it.
290
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,091
I don't know. Some kid told me
I can't leave town.
291
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,552
I gotta get back to being
Alarmy Number One.
292
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:50,681
Gotta warn people about... ...something.
293
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,017
Death from above.
294
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,478
Falling branches in Springfield Park.
Stay away!
295
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,608
- My God, we have to get out of here.
- I did it!
296
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,359
- What?
- I'm Alarmy Number One.
297
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,529
Not for long, you toad-faced beanbag.
298
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:10,034
I will cut you into tiny pieces
like my son's pancakes.
299
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:14,663
I'm gonna eat you up and crap you out
like my son's pancakes.
300
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,501
The air at Springfield Park
is full of pollen.
301
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:22,212
Individuals with lungs
should avoid the area.
302
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,759
Lifeless bodies at the park.
Possible gas leak.
303
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,511
Demented man throwing objects
at the duck pond.
304
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,513
Chemical air attack at the play yard!
305
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,641
UFOs hovering over picnic area.
306
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,936
String-guided dragons,
most likely time travelers, attack--
307
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,355
I saw the kites first, you big galoot!
308
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,317
Wh-- What happened?
309
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,320
Ugh, the earth couldn't support
your giant ass.
310
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,157
Maybe Satan heard your voice
and decided to fast-track you to hell.
311
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,451
Okay, we both got one in.
312
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,703
How are we getting out of this sinkhole?
313
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,956
I dropped my phone. Do you have yours?
314
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,000
No, just start shouting.
Someone will hear us.
315
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,796
- Help! Save me, not her!
- Down here!
316
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,631
Hurry. The dragons are coming.
317
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:10,135
Oh, yeah, Petey. He was smart as a whip.
318
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,553
Could imitate anything:
319
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,263
political figures of the day,
320
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,975
the "You Lose" horn from Price Is Right.
321
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,603
So many times, I thought contestants lost
when they hadn't.
322
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:22,940
Why are you talking about him
in the past tense?
323
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,318
Oh, I left his cage open by mistake
and he flew away.
324
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,363
Last I heard,
he joined a flock of wild parrots.
325
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,992
Oh, I guess we came
all this way for nothing.
326
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,368
Stay in town.
327
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,787
But my daughter's wedding is--
328
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,581
Shirl. Bad news.
329
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,084
We failed Mom again.
330
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,378
We are losers.
331
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,591
Bart, it's Petey.
332
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,428
- How can we lure him down here?
- Uh. Uh.
333
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,637
I've got it.
334
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,056
Bart,
are you secretly recording me?
335
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,851
I'm on hold to talk about our water bill.
336
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,894
I-I'm sorry. No, I'm not talking to you.
337
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,022
I'm talking to my annoying son.
338
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,565
- Got him!
- Yes!
339
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,899
Annoying son.
340
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,234
Hello?
341
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,778
Can't any of you idiots hear us?
342
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,906
There's no one to save us.
We scared everyone away.
343
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,533
Isn't that ironic?
344
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,659
I guess.
345
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:18,078
No, I'm asking.
I don't know what ironic means.
346
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,247
Why did we get so crazy?
347
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,999
I was doing a public service.
348
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:25,085
I warned everyone that broken sprinkler
would cause a sinkhole.
349
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,170
Bull-scat.
350
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,048
You were trying to move up
the leaderboard. We both were.
351
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,133
Now we're stuck down here.
352
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,844
I miss the surface world.
353
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,388
Hey, you gotta share that.
354
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,640
We both need strength to fight off CHUDs.
355
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,435
Hell, no! My Werther's, my choice.
356
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,395
Mmm.
357
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,858
Yeah, yeah. You got candy in there.
Stop showing off.
358
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,443
Are you choking?
359
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,986
Hang on. I'll save you!
360
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,863
Wait. Is this irony?
361
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,615
Ow, ow!
362
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,909
Okay. I'm doing it.
363
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,537
I can breathe.
364
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:04,792
Simpson, instead of mongering fear,
you mongered--
365
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,877
Life itself.
366
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:07,961
Thank you.
367
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:13,133
This is the feeling I was after,
not some stupid leaderboard.
368
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,718
I'm gonna help you get out of here.
369
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,012
Step in my hands. I'll boost you up.
370
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,558
Oh. There's so much to grab onto.
371
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,356
I'll tell everyone you're down there,
372
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,359
which will make me Alarmy Number One.
373
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,568
Suck it.
374
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,905
Hairless ground hippo stuck in sinkhole.
And while...
375
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,282
She's horrible.
376
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,869
Mom, we have one more
birthday surprise for you.
377
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,371
Oh, really?
378
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,541
We tracked down your best friend.
379
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,418
Petey?
380
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,503
Petey.
381
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:54,049
How-- How is this happening?
How is this happening?
382
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:58,846
How is this happening?
383
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,931
- Get it off! Get it off before he--
- How is this happening?
384
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,933
- Oh. Ugh.
- Ew.
385
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,852
- Ow.
- Bart, do something!
386
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,148
- Sorry.
- We thought he loved you.
387
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,902
This is how he shows love.
By grooming me and regurgitating on me.
388
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,613
I could never have friends over.
He was so possessive--
389
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,865
Mine!
390
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:23,537
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
391
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,793
So why did you even get him?
392
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,337
I didn't. I wanted a kitten.
393
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,548
Our neighbor was giving away their parrot.
394
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,677
Since Petey can meow,
my dad decided he was close enough.
395
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,845
Meow.
396
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,514
You're nothing like a kitten!
397
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,434
Don't worry.
We'll take him back to Townsburg.
398
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,019
He's part of a wild flock there.
399
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,688
You went all the way to Townsburg?
400
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:54,151
We wanted to get you something, you know,
personal for your birthday.
401
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,571
Yeah, we did not make friends
on the bus ride home.
402
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,198
Petey is kind of racist.
403
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,116
Well, that's just--
404
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,619
We're sorry.
405
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:07,789
We didn't mean to re-traumatize you
with your childhood nightmare bird.
406
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,375
My wonderful babies.
407
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,794
You went to all that trouble for me.
408
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:16,715
I wasn't an afterthought. I was a thought.
409
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:23,513
Well, yeah, 'cause, you know,
we see you as a person.
410
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:25,307
We really do.
411
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,684
Our favorite person.
412
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,020
Oh, that is so--
413
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,939
Ow!
414
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,108
You little--
415
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:38,737
Who wants to help Mommy abandon Petey
in Townsburg?
416
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,197
- We do!
- We do!
417
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,255
{\an8}Did anybody see what happened?
418
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,341
{\an8}Marge, what a beautiful robe.
419
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,134
{\an8}Is that terry cloth?
420
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,721
{\an8}French terry.
From the Terry province of France.
421
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,723
{\an8}- Wow.
- Oh, France.
422
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,225
{\an8}My kids got it for me.
423
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,228
{\an8}I just threw it on
to see what that noise was.
424
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:14,439
{\an8}I think it came from over there.
425
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,150
{\an8}Look at the fullness in that sleeve.
426
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,652
{\an8}What was that sound?
427
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,320
{\an8}I don't see anything.
428
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,865
{\an8}Meh. It's a mystery we may never know.
429
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,325
{\an8}- Look at how it moves.
- Poetry in fabric.
430
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,410
{\an8}You better work!
431
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,457
{\an8}Mission accomplished, over.
432
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,418
{\an8}Roger that, over.
433
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,461
Shh!